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[Anonymous No.]

I want to become like Shirou, i will do 100 pushups and crunches everyday to become a 'hero of justice'.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2356436
Don't forget Archery Practice and over-imposing a fake magic circuit over your nerves, endangering your life for no reason, while you have nothing to do that you actually consider fun and work partime, while cooking your own meals.

[Anonymous No.]

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[Anonymous No.]

>>2356445
>magic circuits
Silly anon, real Magic circuits don't exist.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2356452
Replace it with juggling swords for no other reason then thinking it will make you a better superhero somehow.

[HelenXonpool !a0yHhBwvus No.]

>>2356436

>100 pushups and crunches everyday

Did exactly that from April to August 2008.
Let me save you some time. It doesn't work.

[Anonymous No.]

>rorscach.jpg
Become a vigilante.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to become like Shirou, i will copypaste everyday to become a 'hero of justice'.
I want to become like Shirou, i will copypaste everyday to become a 'hero of justice'.
I want to become like Shirou, i will copypaste everyday to become a 'hero of justice'.
I want to become like Shirou, i will copypaste everyday to become a 'hero of justice'.
I want to become like Shirou, i will copypaste everyday to become a 'hero of justice'.
I want to become like Shirou, i will copypaste everyday to become a 'hero of justice'.
I want to become like Shirou, i will copypaste everyday to become a 'hero of justice'.
I want to become like Shirou, i will copypaste everyday to become a 'hero of justice'.
I want to become like Shirou, i will copypaste everyday to become a 'hero of justice'.
I want to become like Shirou, i will copypaste everyday to become a 'hero of justice'.
I want to become like Shirou, i will copypaste everyday to become a 'hero of justice'.
I want to become like Shirou, i will copypaste everyday to become a 'hero of justice'.
I want to become like Shirou, i will copypaste everyday to become a 'hero of justice'.
I want to become like Shirou, i will copypaste everyday to become a 'hero of justice'.
I want to become like Shirou, i will copypaste everyday to become a 'hero of justice'.
I want to become like Shirou, i will copypaste everyday to become a 'hero of justice'.
I want to become like Shirou, i will copypaste everyday to become a 'hero of justice'.
I want to become like Shirou, i will copypaste everyday to become a 'hero of justice'.
I want to become like Shirou, i will copypaste everyday to become a 'hero of justice'.
I want to become like Shirou, i will copypaste everyday to become a 'hero of justice'.
I want to become like Shirou, i will copypaste everyday to become a 'hero of justice'.
I want to become like Shirou, i will copypaste everyday to become a 'hero of justice'.

[MolesterJim No.]

>>2356475
If you can actually pull proper sets already(which is the case at some point if you did it for a year), you just KEEP yourself in shape, you don't magically get even fitter.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to become like Shirou, i will cook spaghetti everyday for SEIBAH.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to become like Shirou, i will join the army to become a 'hero of justice'.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2356445

Fuuck. Sometimes I forget how fucked up Shirou actually was...

[Anonymous No.]

I want to become like Sakura, i will submit my body to Worms and Men everyday to become an 'Erotic Black Hole'.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to become like Shirou, i will have many beautiful women lusting after my JACKHAMMER.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to become like Shirou, i will use fragments of myself to create bladed weaponry

[Anonymous No.]

>>2356475
>Did exactly that from April to August 2008.
I did that shit for almost 2 years now.

The effort's not showing.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to become like Shirou, i am the bone of my sword.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2356558
You do pushups and crunches to tone your muscle , not burn fat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2356572
To be honest, I'm a skinny fuck.