/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[Anonymous No.]

It's almost April 15th guys. Have you filed your Gensokyo taxes? Remember if you are caught evading taxes, SDM will extract it in flesh and blood...

[Anonymous No.]

I didn't make any income because I'm a NEET.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2352150

I wish /jp/ would use NEET properly. Most of us aren't NEETs. Most of us are in college. If you are in college but are a shut in, you are not a fucking NEET.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2352170

I'm a college drop-out.

[Anonymous No.]

- Remi hardly goes outside, or could care less what going on out there (Fate h4x, lol)
- Sakuya doesn't care about anything but pleasing Remi
- Patchouli stuck in an underground library
- Koakuma can't leave out of Patchouli's boundary of sight
- China can't leave her post, by might or knife
- Flandre is, well, you get the point.

These have to be the most LAZIEST tax collectors in all the universe.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2352174

I'm a beauty school drop-out

[Anonymous No.]

>>2352186

China ALWAYS abandons her post though...

[Anonymous No.]

>>2352189
Wanna go out with me?

[Anonymous No.]

>>2352170

What would I be if I work in an office but don't have any contact with any humans outside of /jp/?

[Anonymous No.]

>>2352189

Go back to high school

[Anonymous No.]

>>2352209

An accountant or an scientist.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2352209

A loser

[Anonymous No.]

>>2352209

You would be a /jp/-lite anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2352209

Lucky. I suck at interviews since I haven't talked to anyone in a real conversation in years.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2352270

[Anonymous No.]

>>2352270

You should go to a resume workshop at your school's career center. Worked wonders for me. I used to stutter and not make any eye contact.