/jp/ - Otaku Culture

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My sushi is so fresh, because it was made tomorrow!

[Anonymous No.]

Where'd you get the time machine OP?

[Anonymous No.]

mmmm I love sushi!

[Anonymous No.]

>>2350647
I LOVE ANIME

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>>2350642
I LOVE JAPAN, PERIOD

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"I LOVE SUSHI!" exclaimed the woman in the thick-rimmed glasses. "Ah, excellent," Kobayashi thought contentedly to himself, "they are enjoying themselves." "I love Japan period," said the middle-aged man in the blue shirt, slight southern drawl lending a down-home earthiness to his earnest proclamation. "Oh my, it is such a joy to have such enthusiastic customers!" Kobayashi said to himself, beaming with pride at the delight he had brought to his customers. It was an idyllic day in Kobayashi's small sushi shop. But, then things took a turn for the worst. "J-ROCK!" screeched a greasy-haired delinquent, quite obviously high on something. "Oh my, someone should be watching over that poor child," Kobayashi thought to himself. But, before he could finish that thought, a rotund man burst forth from the masses, the make-up on his face still smeared across his fleshy visage. "GIRUGAMESH!" the horrifying painted man exclaims, stabbing the air vehemtly with one massive, pudgy digit.

"What has begun here is something terrible," Kobayashi thinks to himself, rooted in place by equal parts fear, and morbid fascination. "I LOVE ANIMAY!" shrieks a curiously toupee'd customer, the disparity of voice and adornment calling into question the beast's gender. "AND MANGA" yells the man-lady's back-quatto, the horrifying extra upper torso protruding from the hermaphrodite's back, malign intent dancing across his/her eyes. Kobayashi is speechless at the spectacle unfolding before him. "AND GAYBMLABNGN" an infernal scarecrow man drunkenly spews forth, every diabolical syllable dripping from his tongue an affront to sanity and dignity.

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XYNTA

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inb4 hamburglar porn

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"Or DDR," says a man quite plainly. "Finally, a respite from this madness," Kobayashi thought as he heaved a breathless sigh of relief. But what he had seen so far could never prepare him for what came next. "SMILE D.K." squealed the man's bloated pig-wife, her unduous bulk barely managing to stay balanced atop her chair. As these things happened, a realization dawned on poor, poor Kobayashi. "These people, these DEMONS, have taken all I know and love and made it wrong, corrupted it. I can not, no, I will not sit idly by as these creatures from beyond the veil wreak havoc in my shop!" "HEYYYYYY!" Kobayashi growls, brandishing his knife like a modern day warrior. "SAKURA-CON GIKI MAAAAAA" he bellows, the traditional war-cry of his family. As Kobayashi leapt over the table, the gathered masses began morphing, face tearing asunder to reveal rows upon rows of sharp teeth, as new musculature rippled forth from beneath their clothes. Many dropped to all fours, revealing their true bestial nature, snarling and snapping their jaws at Kobayashi.

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YES

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>>2350637
cool expiration date bro

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>>2350652
>>2350656
nice job newfag you know how to copy/paste from ED

here is what i suggest for you
<<<<<<<<<<<<<<

[Anonymous No.]

>>2350647
You mean

NIHON AISHITERU

[Anonymous No.]

>>2350637

>Ready to eat
>Raw fish

Hmmm....

[Anonymous No.]

>>2350637
enjoy your expiration date

[Anonymous No.]

>>2350669
You lost the argument at the same second you chose a motivation poster as a picture.

[Anonymous No.]

>spicy tuna rolls
Why don't you get some real sushi?
Like California rolls

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>>2350689
and trolled

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>>2350694
>hurr durr

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>>2350702
virgin detected

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>>2350704
That would include you as well.

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おい氏です！

[я - пидeр, мне нравится хуй в моей жопе No.]

ive had sex 2 and a half times but im not so sure about the 2

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>>2350707
fatlus detected

[я - пидeр, мне нравится хуй в моей жоп No.]

I wet the bed

[я - пидeр, мне нравится хуй в моей жопе No.]

i like to fap with womans feces

[miles !LLLLLLLLL.!!yEv/ZBcowB8 No.]

This thread is pretty bad.
Also to the OP that's obviously the date it can last be sold.
But you probably knew that.

[Anonymous No.]

I wet the bed

[miles !LLLLLLLLL.!!yEv/ZBcowB8 No.]

>>2350730
Stupid duplicate file error.

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>>2350735
how many nigger cocks are in your ass right now at this moment? at least 3 amirite

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>>2350740
>amirite

and back to /b/ with you

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>>2350742
fuck you nigger are you saying im not cool enough to hang out in /jp/???????????????????

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>>2350746
actually you're cool enough to hang out here
http://gaiaonline.com/

[FA☆BU☆LO☆U☆S !U5yUZtVwaY No.]

>Brown rice
>Ingredients: White Rice w/seasoned vinegar

[Anonymous No.]

>>2350734
>>2350730
the text needs to be swapped for these posts

[я - пидeр, мне нравится хуй в моей жопе No.]

bump for epic

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[sage No.]

what's special about 4th february ?
oh wait, you're an american retard who can't order your date from small to big.

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>>2350800
failfag

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>>2350800

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>>2350800
The irony is that you're the idiot.
If the OP is American why would the sushi be labed using DD/MM/YY instead of MM/DD/YY?

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>>2350832
you didn't read the "oh wait", did you ?

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>>2350826
this was made by someone who was just sad that nobody liked his threads, ever

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>>2350832
fuck you

[я - пидeр, мне нравится хуй в моей жопе No.]

>>2350860
this is true

[я - пидeр, мне нравится хуй в моей жопе No.]

Just disregard that I suck dicks.

[я - пидeр, мне нравится хуй в моей жопе No.]

>>2350896
tranny and horse only but not dudes i am not a gay

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bump

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bamp

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bimp

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bemp

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bomp

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boobs

[Anonymous No.]

unbump

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>>2350955
oh no you di'int

[Anonymous No.]

>>2350955
Sage doesn't work like that dumbshit

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>>2350966
>>2350955
obvious

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a

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[Anonymous No.]

OOLOLOLLLO COBEW BREAAAAKKKKKKKAAAAA

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>>2351054
you mutherfukker

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nig

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ger

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feces

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[Anonymous No.]

Flandre thread.
gb2/b/ you piece of shit!
Also, stop ruining /v/!

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>>2351156
you cant post that here, reported

[я - пидeр, мне нравится хуй в моей жопе No.]

>>2351156
you goddamn weeaboo cancer

[Anonymous No.]

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>>2351179
enjoy your ban fago

[Anonymous No.]

>>2351174
>>2351165
No.

[Anonymous No.]

[я - пидeр, мне нравится хуй в моей жопе No.]

fags

[я - пидeр, мне нравится хуй в моей жопе No.]

you are SO banned i cannot even believe it

[Anonymous No.]

[я - пидeр, мне нравится хуй в моей жопе No.]

ahahahahahah

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MOAR!

[Anonymous No.]

Did this thread come from /v/?

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>>2351309
i had a huge troll thread on /v/ but mods just 404 it

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[я - пидeр, мне нравится хуй в моей жопе No.]

my troll threads in a,b and fit are still going tho!

[Anonymous No.]

[я - пидeр, мне нравится хуй в моей жопе No.]

bamp

[я - пидeр, мне нравится хуй в моей жопе No.]

niggercock

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[я - пидeр, мне нравится хуй в моей жопе No.]

faggggggggggggggggg

[Anonymous No.]

>>2351340
I appreciate /v/ is quite a fast moving board and corners need to be cut. But if you're going to troll on /jp/ can you try and be a bit more sophisticated than "fags" and "lol i trolled you." It's not about quantity, it's about quality. Trolling is a fine art, and you need more training.

[Anonymous No.]