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>> No.23491534
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23491534

xth for morning routines

>> No.23491553

>>23491534
Xth for surprisingly good game with a genuinely heart arming ending.

>> No.23491565

>>23491553
Heart attacks are serious business, especially when armed.

>> No.23491580

>>23491486
Clingy cuddly drunk cheshires who try playing off how cool they are the morning after.

>> No.23491591

I really like the idea of having an Akaname wife, but there is one problem that I have with it:
>So like, if she licks my dick, then goes for a deep kiss later on, it's like I just licked my own dick, and that's kinda gross.
How do I get past this?

>> No.23491596

>>23491553
>>23491565
>arming
Warming. Fuck.
Somewhere there's a Haku teachers that's mildly infuriated by my constant typos.

>> No.23491603

I think being a Shog's mastah would be nice, even if she'd have to teach me how to rely on her, at least sometimes.

>> No.23491624

>>23491603
I dont know if I would be a good shot master. I feel like I would just fuck every piece of furniture and house that is made from her. Like when I take a shower I would fuck the shower head, the walls, the drain, and the curtain. I dont know if she would like that.

>> No.23491625
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>>23491596
The game has its typos too

Also graped Sphinxes would rape their husbands until he answers her riddles correctly

>> No.23491641
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>Onii-chan, think about all the positions you can hold me in and things you can bend me over and fuck me!

>> No.23491643

>>23491624
She probably would. Meanwhile, I'd be more inclined to ask her to use humanoid body constructs in a variety of ways for me.

>> No.23491648

>>23491603
>"Okay, Mastah! Once more, from the top! Say 'Shoggy, please take care of the kitchen while I work on this project.' I believe in you, you can do it!"
>"S-Shoggy."
>"Yes!"
>"Could you please...let me do something else? This is way too awkward."
>(exhausted maid noises)

>> No.23491653
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23491653

Here take this combination desert and cosplay dorf for your companion pleasure.

She probably works as the Pharoah's personal blacksmith so she's got the big money anon.

>> No.23491663

>>23491591
that's not an akaname problem, that's a universal problem, and the solution to it is mamono-enhanced saliva. don't ask how it works, it just does.

>> No.23491667

>>23491653
Will she squish my head between her thighs, while she smothers me with her cunny?

>> No.23491682

>>23491653
if she doesn't dig holes and drink mead she's not a true dorf.

>> No.23491701
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23491701

I want to dance at the Honeybee Inn!

>> No.23491720

>>23491701
It's hip to _hug bees.

>> No.23491733

>>23491648
I mean, I think if a shog made it so I didn't need to worry about having a job, it'd be a lot easier for me to relax and let her take care of things.

>> No.23491740

>woke up again hungover with no goat cuddling me
this is the worst of all possible worlds.

>> No.23491747

>>23491720
Why yes, I think I shall hug this bee's hips!

>> No.23491757

>>23491682
How do you think the Pyramid is going to be expanded?

>> No.23491775

>>23491757
built upwards like some fancy pansy knife-ear castle

>> No.23491788

>>23491775
I want a cute, delicate, fancy pansy knife-ear.

>> No.23491801
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>>23491775
>Upwards when the sun is blasting downward
>Trying to move giant permanently placed square blocks

The correct path is downward where it's nice and cool.

>> No.23491815
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OH SHIT!!
The Holy Knights of the Order of the Omnipotent have identified you as a potential monster sympathizer.
They have dispatched a brigade of soldiers to assault your location.
https://monstergirlencyclopedia.fandom.com/wiki/Special:RandomInCategory/Mamono
Form a party of yourself and up to three MGs. You may also take your waifu(s) instead of (a) random girl(s), and you can use less than three if you wish.

What is the game plan? Will you run or fight?

Bonus:The challenge rating of the soldiers is given by the last digit of your post plus one. Higher ratings mean better equipment, training, and discipline. Dubs mean they have a woman in their ranks. Knowing what you're up against, how does your party fare?

>> No.23491827

>>23491815
Pic unrelated

>> No.23491828

>>23491801
>not harnessing the light of the sun for your magic
>not building your great structures upward to greet the sun like a great tree
>not using concerted magic to move that which is beyond your physical limits

>> No.23491875

>>23491534
Reposting my thoughts from the end of the last thread:

Regarding the story, I found it enjoyable, even if a lot of the monsterizations felt rather shallow. I think that is sort of the idea though, showcasing the disconnect between how monsters may talk and behave when in the throes of ecstasy, and how they and their husbands actually live their lives.

The gyoubu danuki even remarks on how she thinks humans got the wrong impression of what Lescatie has become, thanks to how wild everyone was in the aftermath of the takeover and the mass husband hunting that resulted.

The ending was especially great and very heartfelt. It's been a while since sprites last gave me the feels like that.

I also really liked a point that Eris emphasizes that it really important to understanding the setting.

As she puts it, if all the monsters offered was carnal pleasure then it could be resisted. But since the happiness and love experienced is genuine, and everyone in their right minds wants that, they embrace it once they realize its real.

The game also emphasizes how the best sex for any monster/human couple happens once they genuinely understand each others hearts and connect on a emotional and spiritual level, and that the feelings of simple sex, corruption, etc. can't compare.

Really, once you get past all the corruption fetishism the setting indulges in, it's really quite a romantic world.

Polove looks gorgeous as well. Saphirette did some great work making it a verdant green paradise.

>> No.23491882
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>>23491828
>Not using significantly less required magic to expand downward and outward

It's a Pyramid anon it's already tall, you'd have to add tons of new blocks and move all the old ones further out to accommodate expanding the inside. You'd literally have to disassemble the Pyramid and start from scratch to make it taller ya madman.

>> No.23491883

>>23491815
>Cursed Sword
Alright. At the very least, I have a combat specialist who can deal with their best fighters.

>Dark Priest
And a support caster, to heal us! Plus, Dark Priests are pretty attractive. I'm definitely ending up with at least one wife after this.

>Will-o-the-Wisp
Either she gets attracted to me, and I'm trapped safely in her cage, in which case escape is trivial, or she gets attracted to one of the soldiers, in which case one (1) enemy is incapacitated, or she doesn't get attracted to any of us, and can provide some useful crowd control. In general, a helpful teammate.

An offense-laden retreat seems best with this team - focus on escaping, and pick off individual soldiers, taking advantage of chokepoints and isolating scouts and vanguards.

>> No.23491885
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Apparently Merse and Sasha will join in later so they aren't being left out

>> No.23491887 [DELETED] 

>>23491663
>inherit some land from your grandpa, or get a grant from the gubermint
>drive there on your shogmobile together with your shog maidwife
>she becomes the house with all good parts of modern civilisation, and no need for anything else
if you're still not satisfied, or have some debts left, you can lend the excess land to a team of eager holst and mino workers so they can set up a farm there while you collect a nice and tidy profit

>> No.23491894

>>23491733
>inherit some land from your grandpa, or get a grant from the gubermint
>drive there on your shogmobile together with your shog maidwife
>she becomes the house with all good parts of modern civilisation, and no need for anything else
if you're still not satisfied, or have some debts left, you can lend the excess land to a team of eager holst and mino workers so they can set up a farm there while you collect a nice and tidy profit
sorry i replied to the wrong post at first

>> No.23491898

>>23491591
There's a pic where a Akaname does both at the same time with her long tongue

>> No.23491909

>>23491883
>CR84
Oh dear god. Escape is the only option. Defensive retreat, and use of long-range magics to pick off any threats that come close are the only real options at all. I'll optimize my team's effectiveness by promising my dick to whichever of them does best at protecting the four of us - to be judged by me - and hope I can manage to either find a safe point in a demon realm, or get Wisp-chan to accept a harem.

>> No.23491930

>>23491815
>Kiki
>Shog
>Matango

Hope the order is ready for some bio-warfare.

>> No.23491931

>>23491894
That sounds good to me. Getting a grant would be easier in MGEland, but not impossible outside of it, and I'm sure my lovely shog would keep me safe from the cows.

>> No.23491934

>>23491909
Last 1 digit. CR 4, you good

>> No.23491949

>>23491882
Then you build multiple conjoined pyramids, and stack them. A super-pyramid in the structure of a Sierpinski pyramid, with each of the smallest level pyramids being a full-sized building. A desert kingdom in a single mass of magical stone.

>> No.23491959

>>23491815
>Dhampir
>Alp
>Ryu
Ryu can protect me all by herself, and Dhampir should be strong enough to hold her own, so I'm not worried. I'll let the Alp hook up with the enemy leader.

>> No.23491963

>>23491934
For whatever reason, I thought it was last two digits. CR4 would be easy with that team. I'd still try to manipulate a harem outcome, though. I love the idea of a harem featuring a yandere.

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>> No.23491969

>>23491815
>Siren
Use her song to summon backup and distract the weaker knights!
>Lizardman
Strong monster who will be able to stand toe to toe with their head knight!
>Wyvern
Team up with lizardman for ultimate reptile fighting team!

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>>23491641
Think of how tasty all the holst milk I'm going to give you will be!

>> No.23491990

>>23491815
>Nacho
>Dark Elf
>Tentacle
prepared to get bullied nerds

>> No.23491997

>>23491968
Big ears, big tail, big legs, big boobies
what's not to like?

>> No.23492000

>>23491815
>Cheshire
>Dark Mage
>Gazer

Lack of a dedicated healer...
Cheshire and I will switch between drawing agro and flanking. Dark Mage will manage AoE. The waifu will act as field monitor, relaying strategy and buffing/debuffing as needed, with precision attacks as the opportunity presents itself. Evacuation will be her call.

>> No.23492002

>>23491969
>Combat level 69
Secret orgy level?

>> No.23492004
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>Waifu starts giving you the look.
>Head to the bedroom
>Things get heated
>Tell her to stop
>Tell her you gotta set the mood first.
>Head over to the stereo
>Put this on
https://youtu.be/j_9aahGXczs

How is the sex?

>> No.23492011

>>23491815
>Witch
An extra spell caster. With two spell casters, can can split up duties and not spread ourselves thin.
>Living Armor
She'll just be a tank that forces them to fight with her rather then the squishier teammates. Her skill with a sword would also be useful as a melee fighter.
>Zombie
She can try to bite them.

>> No.23492021

>>23491815
>Lich
>Nightmare
>Baphomet
Know what? I think i'm fine. Unless they're sending a hero or some shit I'm probably gonna be fine.
We can probably just wait for them to attack and get their ass handed to them

>> No.23492022
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>>23491981
She only drinks the "nut" milk, onii-chan gives her.

>> No.23492027

>>23491963
I was going for something complex with modulo whatever, but couldn't decide on a good max CR. Between that and explaining what modulo meansz I decided to set max at 9+1=10

>> No.23492038

>>23492011
>Combat level 2.
An easy fight and a women to monsterize. I'll just take her home so my wife can help.

>> No.23492039

>>23491801
Oh god I remember this one. Can you post the link? I've been needing a picture of the family tree for awhile.

>> No.23492043

I wanna become a salamanders personal weapon smith.

>> No.23492053

>>23491815
I rally my company of humans. As long as they don't have a plague engineer I should be favored, and even then my meddlesome wizards can just repel them.

>> No.23492061

>>23491486
Around here we typically just call it a butthole but okay.

>> No.23492064

>>23492002
>>Secret orgy level?
>Anon and his party take their combat stances, and prepare for the Order forces to move in
>A sudden flash of light, and anon gone
>Due to a chain reaction of strange events, anon was moved to the secret cow level
I hope you like milk and cowbell

>> No.23492066

>>23491815
I would choose my Night Gaunt waifu only and fly us away from all order territories. I personally would like to visit the Abyss myself.

>> No.23492067

>>23492027
You could've just said "divide by whatever and take the remainder". Most people are familiar with remainders, even if they aren't familiar with the term modulo.

>> No.23492082

>>23492021
>Level 21 soldiers going up against a Lich and Baphomet while anon is riding a Nightmare
If nothing else some lucky monster girls are getting their husbands.

>> No.23492086

>>23492022
Like a good loli should. Holst milk has no place in my household.

>> No.23492087

If I wear a t-shirt with the crest of the DL in public do I get paid? I mean its product placement after all.

>> No.23492089

>>23491815
Pslimefag here. I would use my wives plus one random.
>Maria/normal slike carrier nun.
She is a former battle nun hero and turned into dark brave. Her battle skills are a bit rusty due to retiring to open our church, but she will dominate the battle against mid and lower tiers still. She also loves to share her gift with other women so any that fight will be turned into slime carriers.
>Belladonna/Shog Carrier Maid
More of a front line paladin using her shog slime to remain nimble and extremely well armoured. She used to be a princess and thus not well trained in battle. May need Maria's help to win against medium opponents and will need it verse higher tiers.
>Red Slime
She is just around being a brawler.
>me
I am simply the cleric healer of this party.

>> No.23492114

>>23491591
Yeah, I feel that way about blowjobs. I just have a headcanon that their tongue and mouth are cleaned by mamanobama before the kiss.

>> No.23492123

>>23491815
Fuck it, waifu squad. Let's rumble.
>Demon
Lewd dreams for everyone, the attackers won't be getting any sleep. Add in some eromancy for extra chaos. Should be pretty good at shaking their morals if she gets close enough to talk, too.
>Hakutaku
Conventional/elemental magic everywhere, RotTK TACTICS, and she'd be sure to shake up any logic to their beliefs or resolve
>Unagi Joro
Home Alone base defense, comfy meals for the party and any prisoners of war to further weaken their resolve.

All in all, it could be okay.

>> No.23492125

>>23491591
Akaname tongues are pretty much constantly self-cleaning.

>> No.23492130

>>23492086
Regardless, holst milk doesn't increase breast size.

>> No.23492145

>>23491815
My wife beats them up.

>> No.23492146

>>23492089
>Rank 10 Units.
This is Gunna be tough.

>> No.23492153

Would monster girls name their vaginas?

>> No.23492154

>>23491815
>Blue Oni
>Otohime
>Kappa- sub out for Inari wife
I think retreating to the Otohime's undersea city makes this a little bit too easy. Not interesting. Re-rollan'
>Elf
>Valkyrie
>Nurairihyon
Substitute Wifey in the Elf's spot; so I've got a destruction mage, a melee tank/healer, and an illusion-caster. Feeling pretty good about my odds.

>> No.23492155

>>23492130
Even still, the only Holst in my household is the works of the great composer.

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>>23492000
>Trips
As the prompt writer I had a plan for this, but I didn't expect to pull it myself.

A second squad arrives with CR half the original plus ten, rounded down. The commander is a powerful and ruthless so-called hero, and a dangerous man at that.

For the sake of my waifu's and my own ego, we'll give it our all. Break into the storeroom, use healing potions as needed, hold on to smoke bombs, and fling everything else we got at them.

If things go well, we rejoice in victory and divy up the loot. If things go tits up, we torch the place and run. This is just a minor setback on the path to greatness.

>> No.23492165

>>23491486
I want a harem of Jinko exotic dancers, I want them to enthrall me with their belly dance which is with their toned bellied and abs covered with aromatic oils

>> No.23492209

>>23492130
The extra THICC variety does.

>> No.23492257

>>23492209
It doesn't say it effects monster. Especially if their husband doesn't want it to.
>As previously mentioned, normally, only a minor amount of holstaur energy is mixed in with holstaur milk, however, milk labeled "extra thick" literally contains thick holstaur energy, and it's the highest grade of milk. This milk, meant to be drunk by their husband in the middle of sex, contains plenty of love and spirit energy. Since it's meant to be drunk by their most beloved man, it is therefore of the best quality. The top quality thickness and mellow sweetness will even influence a person's mind to have sentimental thoughts. Those who drink it will then be tempted into sweet, pleasurable sex. It is well-known by monsters and incubi as the highest grade of holstaur milk, and it is habitually drunk just like ordinary holstaur milk.
>However, for humans, it's a different story. This milk contains energy incomparable to ordinary milk and just like other demonic realm foods, if a human woman drinks it, it will cause monsterization. One mouthful of this sweet milk will make a woman's thoughts sweetly melt away like milk and grow hazy. Even a hysterical, willful woman's personality would change into one that is quiet and submissive. While engrossed in drinking, her breasts would rapidly grow huge, and she'd then be reborn as a holstaur.
>Also, in case a human man drinks it, he will change into an incubus, and along with that, his spirit energy will be altered to have the sweet odor and taste that holstaurs prefer, and it will strongly attract unmarried holstaur.
>Due to these effects, the milk is considered to be “a cursed item” by the anti-monster states, and distribution is mostly restricted. For that reason, the milk has become very rare and expensive in anti-monster states, and it is extremely difficult to obtain. Yet still, many of the habitual drinkers charmed by ordinary holstaur milk want to try drinking it at least once even if they have to turn into a holstaur or be attacked by a holstaur. (On the contrary, it seems that in some cases, there are guys that say they want to drink it so they can marry a holstaur!)

>> No.23492271
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>>23492089
>Red Slime
>She is just around being a brawler.

>> No.23492283

>>23492158
That gazer is too smug. She needs to be knocked down a peg or two

>> No.23492289

>>23491815
>What is the game plan? Will you run or fight?

All MindFlayer haters must be punished. Be friend with MindFlayer

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4saQchkrsM0

>> No.23492305

>>23492154
>Rank 5 Units
They aren't starving conscripts, but they ain't the Elite Guard either.
Gonna do our best to avoid a daytime battle, to give our Nurai the best advantage.
I will do my best to stay invisible and deliver healing spells where necessary.
Smokey will give the lot of us night-sense buffs and do her best to confound the enemy's senses, but I expect limited effect after the initial surprise. Order main-line troops are usually resistant to that kind of thing.
They most likely have a decent warder or two in the bunch- they will be the Valkyrie's main target. Disable him/them, and the rest will be fairly helpless against our magick. Although, persuading her to go along with the night-time ambush may take some doing....
No wards makes a formation very, very vulnerable to destruction magick, and Wifey has a vengeful streak. I'll have to hold her back, give opportunity for the sane among them to beat their retreat- but no amount of persuasion or distraction will save the fanatics from her flames. Not that they would accept being captured anyway...

>> No.23492315
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23492315

The thought of having no one to cuddle with during the cold winter months is enough to make a Yeti shiver to the bone

>> No.23492353

Just found this world, it is cool. But Im sad there are no monster boys for gay men. It seems it only appeals to heterosexual men that want a traditional family. The author needs to appeal to a wider audience.

>> No.23492361

>>23492353
This is the most obvious bait i've ever seen in my life and people are 100% going to angrily reply to it.

>> No.23492366

>>23491990
>rank 1
It's gonna be like playing a musou game isn't it

>> No.23492371

>>23492353
Gay men are made into girls who can receive all the dick they want. Bisexual men can marry an Alp or become an Alp, and with a bisexual husband, have permission to use their tail as a cock. All of the Alp's former cock's sensitivity is moved to the tail anyways.

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>>23491379

Oh thats too bad. I thought this pics were from that game. Any idea what game are they from?

>> No.23492385

>>23492257
>While engrossed in drinking, her breasts would rapidly grow huge, and she'd then be reborn as a holstaur.
That line always throws me for a loop. Potions it is, then.

>> No.23492392

>>23492353
XD

>> No.23492425

>>23492353
Bait harder

>> No.23492427
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23492427

Back with some more side guide III translations, they'll be in order from now on so here's the Song of Courage: https://pastebin.com/W8FgDYqb
and the duties of the Saida diva and song maidens: https://pastebin.com/W8Tyy7mF

tfw you'll never have a waifu that sings to the heavens and calls down lightning

>> No.23492437

>>23491815
>Dark Angel
Well, neither she nor I will likely be involved in the conflict at all, regardless of how strong the Order troops are. If a Dark Angel's set her eyes on me, she's likely to be glued to my cock, warping us to Pandemonium if need be to avoid the interruptions. Assuming, however, for whatever reason the Dark Angel decides not to have constant sex with me, let's see what other nearby mamono will help me.

>Giant Slug
No, you know what, I'm pretty sure the Dark Angel will actively involve her as well. At this point, our biggest weapon against the Order is being too lewd for them to handle observing, and too protected by the Fallen God to attack.

>Kitsune-bi
Got it. Passionate, kinky, lustful foursome, with our "defense" strategy being Plan A: be too lewd for the Order to handle, Plan B: flee into Pandemonium and continue our orgy there.

Only way this will change at all is if there's a girl in the Order squad.

>> No.23492447

Anyone knows if the new game has Minotaurs?

>> No.23492469

>>23492427
First Exet's game and now this, this week keeps getting better!

>> No.23492485

>>23492447
Nope, the holstaur from the previous game does make an appearance though.

>> No.23492490

>>23492427
It's all fun and games till the bard suddenly gets high-leveled skills

>> No.23492509

>>23491815
Alright, I'm taking my Baphomet wife with me. Rolls are giving me Ushi-Oni and Mermaid. Lets see what we are up against.

>> No.23492518

>>23492509
Hope the Bapho aint a scrub

>> No.23492527

I'm gonna help a holstaur burn fat and put points in strength!

>> No.23492532

>>23492427
based

>> No.23492606

>>23492485
So where is that game with the Jinko >>23492374 from?

As far as I am aware she doesnt appear in the first game either.

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>>23492509
>Challenge 10
Fuck they must really want us dead are we just talking an enemy death squad or an actual brigade? If it's the later fuck it my wife is going to have to planeshift us. If it's the former then we might stand a chance. Also are we facing medieval knights or modern paramilitary forces?

Mermaid is going to be dead weight. I don't think her charm song is going to work at their level. Hand her a gun and tell her just to fire in their direction. Suppression fire if nothing else. Next weak link is myself, realistically I own a rifle and have served so it wouldn't be the first time. That being said, I was nothing special. If we are just playing fantasy I would love to learn magic and would wield it as well as firearms. Ushi's are stupid strong and regenerate. Put some Kevlar on her if we are facing guns, metal plates if its just melee weapons, and she should be fine. I hate to say it, but my wife has the best chance of pulling us through. Assuming anti-magic isn't employed she should be able to send something nasty their way, detonate their explosives, or worst come to worst teleport us away.
Even if we win this is going to suck.

>> No.23492674
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23492674

Mofusnake with coffee

>> No.23492726

>>23491815
>Goblin
>Giant Ant
>Wight

Yeah... hordes of undead MGs commanded by a wight, Order brigade is as good as raped.

>> No.23492738
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23492738

>>23492606
That's just pixel art, guy made one for most MGE girls.
https://twitter.com/ponmokyu

>> No.23492783

>>23492738
Shoggy is happy

>> No.23492819
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23492819

>>23492783
Even Ice Queen-san is happy

>> No.23492845

>>23492819
These expressions are quite cute.

>> No.23492850

>>23492783
Shoggy doesn't understand the concept of unhappiness. Or happiness, really. Shoggy is Shoggy, i% of the time.

>> No.23492876

>>23492850
Good meido.

>> No.23492933

>>23491815
>Kamaitachi
Three for the price of one two of which make for decent front line units as well as anbushers and the little one makes for a medic. All ready we have a balanced team and hopefully the next two fill in the gaps.

>Alice
Okay we have a lure and possible distraction.

>Tentacle
Wild card imo. Makes for a heavy hitter up close but suffers at range due to being stationary. Would lead to an easy victory if I can get them close enough.

>Breakdown
I dont know if the kamaitachi count as one or three in terms of rulings but we'll go along with it for now. The obvious strategy relies on making use of the tentacles rape power. Location is the most important aspect here as moving the tentacle may prove too difficult or too...intimate if I have to carry her myself. If we're able to move her, I'd go with digging a deep hole that would be difficult to climb out of and positioning the tentacle at the bottom. Next we'd layer it with leaves and branches and what not. Next up comes the springing of the trap. This is where the Alice comes in, depending on whether or not a woman is amongst the party is what makes or breaks her only real contribution. As her charm probably wont work on a girl. At least its never stated to. With the help of a glamor, which would be very easy to do with the excessive DE no doubt leaking from the Alice herself, the alice would disguise herself as a simple human girl. Any men in the party would stop dead in their tracks from the noxious cloud of charm spells swallowing their rational minds. The women in the party would hopefully fall for the disguise. She could give them some sob story about that evil man and a pack of monsters attacking her family. She would then lead them to the location of the pit trap where the paladins would see me. I would pretend to turn tail and flee and most of the soldiers would chase after me only to immediately run head first into the waiting...arms of the tentacle. Those that remain conscious after the fall will experience first hand the joys of pegging by the tentacle. Those that escape the fall will be tackled in by the stronger two kamaitachi, while the weak one leads the alice to safety. From there its just a matter of cleaning them up and restraining them. EzPz.

>> No.23492942
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23492942

>>23492674
Mofusneks in general

>> No.23492977

>>23492942
I wonder what it would be like to be targeted by mofusnake twins. Do they take turns with you? Or do they make a double helix of snuggles?

>> No.23492982

>>23492942
I'd court one.

>> No.23492992
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23492992

>>23492850
>>23492876
>"Hey Masta can I give a name for our pet cat?"

>> No.23493003

What do you guys think would happen if some MGs got their hands on a paladin that they know killed a bunch of other monsters?

>> No.23493021

>>23492738
This guy made some browser games of his own too

http://ponmokyu.com/?cat=7

>> No.23493022
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23493022

>>23493003
He would probably never see the outside of a rape dungeon ever again.

>> No.23493023

>>23493003
Re-education.

>> No.23493027
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23493027

>>23492992
Shoggy, did you ask people on /b/ for that cat name?

>> No.23493028

>>23493003
Forced to become husband to the reanimated victims.

>> No.23493051
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23493051

>>23493003
A full blast of her evil eyes then leaving him for other monstergirls to take him away

>> No.23493064

>>23492992
"No, we can't call the cat Shoggy, too. No, not even if the cat is also technically you."

>> No.23493074

>>23493003
>a paladin that they know killed a bunch of other monsters
So the Demon Lord's husband?

>> No.23493105

>>23493074
oof

>> No.23493279
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23493279

>what are you going to do, bite me?

>> No.23493295

>>23491815
>Dark Mage wife
>Cursed Sword
>Unicorn

Ehhh... the wife and sword have magic and physical combat covered. The Unicorn is just going to be there I guess?

>> No.23493305

>>23493279
It wasn't a very sensible gamble.

>> No.23493306

>>23493295
unicorns are among the best healers, anon

>> No.23493313

>>23493295
Unicorn is your White Mage.

>> No.23493314

>>23493295
Unicorns are some of the best healers around

>> No.23493355

Even if its a spoiler, can anyone list the monsters that appear? I want to know if its worth it for me. I mean, I love MGE, but there is little sense to buy it if none of my waifus appear.

>> No.23493379 [SPOILER] 
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23493379

>>23493355

>> No.23493393

>>23493379
Mamano are such cuties! I love monstergirls!

>> No.23493408

>>23493295
You have a healer now, fuck the other girls then her and you'll have a healer capable of corrupting the shit out of the men and women sent after you. It's not the worst setup.

>> No.23493456

>>23493279
>"Bite my ass."

>> No.23493458

>>23493355
https://exhentai.org/g/1183883/52b7f830ca/
https://exhentai.org/g/1179145/c15db9d925/

>> No.23493511

>>23493379
Is this really all of them? Why is the apophis from >>23493279 missing?

>> No.23493520

>>23493511
In that scene she got graped into a purple Lamia

>> No.23493527

>>23493511
It's just the heriones iterations. There's several other npcs, but you don't get much out of them besides a line or two for the most part.

>> No.23493540

>>23493520
By she I meant the heroine

>> No.23493599
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23493599

You guys aren't a workaholics are you?

>> No.23493609
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23493609

>>23493599
>when anon arrives home at 3am without telling her why

>> No.23493687

>>23493599
Those are some fantastic fox boobs

>> No.23493709

>>23493599
This is peak mofu.

>> No.23493729

>Finally have monster dream
>It's KDF's wife and daughter
You've cheated me for the last time, you degenerate. I want a refund.

>> No.23493742

>>23493729
Expand on this

>> No.23493745

>>23493729
>KDF paid a Nightmare to help convert people

>> No.23493750

>>23493599
Worse. I'm a workaholic who works from home.

>> No.23493760

>>23493599
nope
hell im being paid to stay at home and play weeb games in my pajamas right now

>> No.23493768

>>23493599
I'm a neet

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23493769

>>23493599
I have an appreciation for vindictive lovemaking.

>> No.23493795

>>23491815
My waifus a Lilim so I’m safe.

>> No.23493844

>>23493742
>Being tortured in some sort of lab
>Scientists strap me down to a dolly, wheel me out of chamber
>KDF wife and daughter being spun in an astronaut G-force training thing
>Both moaning in pain/discomfort, clearly not enjoying it
>Scientists stuff us into a rocket, launch it to the moon
>Sit there awkwardly as daughter cries into her mom while mom strokes her hair
>Get to moon, disembark
>Wife still clinging to daughter, mutters something about how terrible it is here
>Ghost of an astronaut appears sitting on a rock and warns me that something terrible is coming
>Something about the Vietnam War
>Instills a sense of fear unlike anything I've ever felt before
>Wake up
Bullshit. All of it! They were even wearing those fucking fetish suits. At least they changed into 1950's retro astronaut suits after the launch.

>> No.23493848

>>23491815
Kakuen wife
She’s a buckaneer she uses demon silver sword and pistol she’s quick on her feet so probably hit and run
Raiju wife
She can use her electricity to incapacitate them
Ryu wife
Ryu are pretty strong on their own plus the other two supporting her it should be fine
We can probably incapacitate them and as we’re leaving we can just tell some stray monster girls there’s some free guys over there

>> No.23493868

>>23493848
How strong are rank 9 soldiers?

>> No.23493886
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23493886

>>23493599
Imagine lowkey telling your waifu you find her ugly since she gave birth. Never do that.

>> No.23493894

>>23493868
Royal guard units with top tier equipment and training.

Level 10 would be that plus a hero of sorts

>> No.23493898

>>23493599
Source

>> No.23493907

>>23493894
How strong would you say a ryu is if Given a rank?

>> No.23493956

>>23493599
Kind of. Not that anybody is missing me.

>> No.23494058

>normally strict dom waifu takes you on a date to a nice restaurant

>> No.23494075

>>23492977
>double helix of snuggles
I have never wanted anything more in my entire life

>> No.23494082

>>23493844
What the fuck

>> No.23494129
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23494129

Gyaru lilims!

>> No.23494145

>>23493886
>Only villains do that

>> No.23494152

>>23494129
DUMB Lilims! Lilims are SHIT!

>> No.23494161

>>23494129
Gyaru is not my favorite thing
but more lilim art is always good!

>> No.23494163

>>23494152
SHTFUP

>> No.23494191

Oh so it’s not a new game, it’s just the English translation of the game. Dang, I thought there was a totally new game out

>> No.23494223

>>23494129
I now can't stop thinking how she teases all the virgin boys [spoilers] probably offers to take their virginity as well [/spoiler]

>> No.23494234

What’s your favorite MG story that you feel doesn’t get enough love here?

>> No.23494239

>>23494129
I want to fuck this gyaru

>> No.23494240

>>23494129
Man it must be difficult to teach with students dressed like that.

>> No.23494244

>>23494223
Nice spoiler bro.

>> No.23494283

>>23494240
I want a school filled with nothing but Gyaru MG teachers!

>> No.23494305

>>23494129
I like lilims
I want to worship lilims

>> No.23494422

>>23494129
whats wrong with her legs

>> No.23494438

>>23494422
They're not wrapped around my waist.

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23494440

>>23494305

>> No.23494455

>>23494440
gay

>> No.23494461

>>23493907
If a Ryu is fully pissed off and summons a rainstorm that lasts months than 10 I think

>> No.23494483

>>23494461
Well if they come to attack me all my wifes are likely to be mad

>> No.23494514

>>23492427
I wanna motorboat those birb tits

>> No.23494541

>loli Dark Mage shows you to a secret hot springs in the forest
>she sits in your lap the whole time you're in the pool
>helps you wash your back by rubbing her whole torso against it

>> No.23494555

>>23494129
I want to bonk that lilim with my mallet

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23494592

>>23494555
>bonk

>> No.23494597
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23494597

>>23494305

>> No.23494726

>>23494597
Mari is canon now?

>> No.23494732

>>23494597
>My name is Mary
>I'm an artist
I thought she was going to talk about being a performance artist for deep dark fantasies

>> No.23494756

>>23494726
The game itself isn't canon but it was supervised by KC I think

>> No.23494797

>>23494732
Fisting is... 300 bucks~

>> No.23494920

>>23494797
What mamono would most enjoy fisting/gaping/speculum play/large object insertion?

>> No.23494926
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23494926

>>23494797
I wanna fist Mari

>> No.23494948

>>23494920
Trolls

>> No.23494955

>>23494948
Why's that?

>> No.23495003

>>23494955
Fat ass + big hands they probably used

>> No.23495018

>>23494920
Slimes

>> No.23495028
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23495028

>Do you want to be a Khepri King or go to Ms Pharaoh's chambers, human? Very well, solve this riddle. Fail at it and I will force you into being my mate.

>I am the roundness in the world, without me there cant be gods, there are priests and cardinals, but no popes.

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23495041

>>23491931
>and I'm sure my lovely shog would keep me safe from the cows.
no one can keep you safe from the cows.

>> No.23495044

>>23495028
Well, I don't mind marrying a Sphinx. Besides, I was only going to Ms Pharaoh's chambers to petition for Sphinx-chan's hand!

>> No.23495055

>>23495044
According to the exet's 2nd game, a graped Sphinx would keep on raping her husband until he answers her riddles correctly

Dunno if this applies to the non graped ones

>> No.23495066

>>23491641

Beware, as you can see here >>23491625 Sphinxes are more dangerous than thought. They rape you until you answer correctly.

>> No.23495067

>>23495028
>"Pocket sand."
>"Wrong! The answer is--GAH!"

>> No.23495070

>>23495055
Good. I want to totally fill a graped sphinxes womb.

>> No.23495078

>>23495028
"Rock" fits all the clues, but somehow I don't think that's the answer.

>> No.23495079

>>23495055
Pardon my ignorance, what is graped?

>> No.23495087

>>23495078
Meow, meow, prrrr. What a shame, that's the wrong answer!

>> No.23495088

>>23495079
Bitten and injected by Apophis (Grape) venom

>> No.23495095

>>23495088
Imagine a graped Hellhound.....

>> No.23495096
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23495096

>>23495055
Yes, and?

>>23495087
Yes, this pleases me.

>> No.23495098

>>23495028
The sun

>> No.23495099

>>23495087
That always bothered me about riddles. If you come up with an answer that still fits it should still count. Oh well, I'm sure a sphynx could teach anyone to appreciate them with enough time.

>> No.23495116

>>23495067
SQUIRREL TACTICS!

>> No.23495117

>>23495096
I never said it's a bad thing

Poor guy missed the whole party though

>> No.23495119

>>23495098
>Nya! Looks like Im going to rape you until midnight, nya!

>> No.23495126

>>23495117
She is his party.

>> No.23495147

I like Hellhound, but her tits are too big. Please make them smaller.

>> No.23495148

>>23495099
Riddles are more like inside jokes than questions. They revolve around the tradition more than the riddle itself. Like texts that reference other texts. Or memes.

>> No.23495172

>>23495028
The letter 'o'

>> No.23495175

>>23495028
>Fail at it and I will force you into being my mate.
But I hate cats. And the answer to the riddle is wurm

>> No.23495188

>>23495099
That's kinda the whole point. She wants you, so she's gonna give you a riddle you can't possibly solve

>> No.23495194

>>23495172
>Nyaaan, correct. Go right ahead, either be a King or the Queen's consort, your fate is now yours.

>> No.23495208

>>23495028
>Do you want to be a Khepri King or go to Ms Pharaoh's chambers, human?
No, I don't. I want you.

That'll break her mind for sure

>> No.23495223

>>23495028
>>I am the roundness in the world, without me there cant be gods, there are priests and cardinals, but no popes.
Direction

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Guys? I think my sword got cursed! Help!

>> No.23495280
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23495280

Poor nacho

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23495283

>>23495066
>I'm not a sphinx, I'm a rata!
>Do your research.

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23495302

>>23494726
Exet's games are basically a parallel universe of KC's MGE world. They are meant to follow the rules and history of KC's world as they were known at the time of them being made, but KC isn't constrained by what takes place in them (i.e. if contradictions with the games turn up later then they are accounted for by the games being an alternate universe). Same goes for characters only found in the games that are likely to never appear in the canon KC works.

>> No.23495319

>>23495283
Aha, you have revealed yourself! No rata would ever refer to themselves as anything other than a ratatatoskr or news squirrel!

>> No.23495329

>>23495280
Their patience is commendable, but simply waiting and hoping is not exactly the most efficient method of finding a mate.

At least the profile implies they have mysterious means of drawing a potential mate to them over time.

>> No.23495344

What is the ideal species for extended-mating sessions

>> No.23495350

>>23495344
Snake based ones

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23495360

>>23495344
Ryu are noted to regularly go at it for longer periods without rest than average monster girls.

>> No.23495364

>>23495344
Chaos breeds if you don't mind the transformation. Otherwise fallen God breeds or the whole JubJub perch thing.

>> No.23495383

>>23495344
irc there was a case where A pair of rattlesnakes once had sex for nearly a day without stopping.

>> No.23495414

>>23494592
>ywn surprise buttsecks gremlins right after you black out their automatons with vibrators
>ywn ambush 2Fort elf archers and spank them with frying pans
>ywn blast your loads with Sasha on the enemy team while calling them tiny lolis

>> No.23495417

>>23495344
the sneks

>> No.23495502

Kind of a bait question, but what's the difference between monster extremists and feminists aside from the former being anti-NTR?

>> No.23495507

>>23495344
Dark Angel. You might start having sex, and by the time you've finished, years have passed.

>> No.23495532

>>23495502
The former love men, the latter hate them.

>> No.23495593

>>23495502
The only thing that really defines an extremist monster is that they are very motivated to monsterize people and spread mamono realms pro-actively.

Most monsters, especially once they are married, will only monsterize someone for defensive purposes or as a personal favor. Extremist monsters though continue to seek out opportunities to monsterize, either directly or indirectly, to force Lilith's ideal world to come into fruition more quickly. This also leads to them organizing with like-minded monsters, such as the ones organized by Druella.

>> No.23495596

>>23495283
Squirrel can hide body, but can't hide giant mofu

Where is it?

>> No.23495634

>>23495532
>>23495593
So monster extremists believe men are good but need to have their rights taken away, but feminists think men are evil and need to have their rights taken away.
I'm just baiting, but I am serious about some monsterized feminists keeping their sexism intact.

>> No.23495646

Telling trolls about the big, brutish ones we have in fiction!

>> No.23495676

>>23495593
I wonder if your moderate, married momster would feel awkward if you brought home an extremist for dinner.

>> No.23495679

I got a bad feeling about all of this?

>> No.23495701

>>23495646
While she's chained up outside on a sunny day and fully hydrated.

>> No.23495733

>>23495676
Most monsters apparently don't feel strongly about the extremists one way or another, though some are critical of them in the sense that they worry if they monsterize too many regions before monsters start birthing incubi then unmarried monsters will have fewer options for mates.

Of course for the extremists one goal of creating Lilith's utopia more quickly is to get males being born more quickly.

>> No.23495750

>>23495634
I find it questionable if such feminists even exist in the MGE. Sure there may be human women who hate men, but I doubt they are part of any particular social movement.

>> No.23495756

>>23495634
isnt that dark elves?

>> No.23495761
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>>23495634
https://monstergirlencyclopedia.fandom.com/wiki/Monster_Girl_Encyclopedia_II#The_Extremists

>"Even so, situations considered too urgent to overlook may arise: portents of mass monster executions, war between states, civil unrest, oppression of the poor, persecution of human groups - as well as the sacrifice of individual rights to the whims of society."

It seems they do value individual rights to some degree, but I'm sure if you want your demon waifu to treat you like property she'll happily oblige.

>> No.23495775

>>23495634
>need to have their rights taken away
How was that even implied?

>> No.23495793

>>23495761
what if you just want her to go away,

>> No.23495806

>>23495761
>>23495775
Guys, they outright said they were baiting. I assume that means they realize extremist monsters don't take rights away (at least not without just cause).

>> No.23495824
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23495824

>>23495793
Why would you want that, darling?

>> No.23495828

>>23495750
What about hellhounds, Amazons, and dark elves >>23495756?

And I'm not just talking about monsters that try to control men by force. In this time period there are a lot of socially inexperienced men that are vulnerable to being manipulated by unfaithful, greedy, and/or insane women.

>>23495761
>>23495775
They might come to the conclusion that men must be restricted "for their own good".

>> No.23495843

>>23495824
I'm not in the right state of mind for any relationship

>> No.23495844

>>23495793
Should've thought of that before you married her.

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23495864

>>23495344
Black Harpy

>> No.23495865

>>23495844
I had no choice in the matter!

>> No.23495874

Would a demon take on a teenage form for me?

>> No.23495877

>>23495761
>the sacrifice of individual rights to the whims of society
>proceed to sacrifice individual rights to the whims their society instead
Extremists are a shit

>> No.23495878

>>23495843
That's good that you know that. Bad women know how to prey on virgin minds. It's best to educate yourself so that you can avoid getting brainwashed, cheated on, or wallet drained.

>> No.23495882
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23495882

>>23495828
Hellhounds believe in protecting men while also enjoying dominating them in sex, but acknowledge that there are men more powerful than them in terms of fighting ability. It's doubtful they would restrict their men from doing what they wanted, unless it was dangerous, and even then they would likely just want to come along rather than prevent him from doing it.

Amazoness believe a man should take care of the home, but we don't have any confirmation that they outright forbid men from doing other work.

Dark elves just find calling men slaves to be sexy and like to dominate them in sex play. In terms of actual behavior they treat their men as husbands just as lovingly as other monsters.

>> No.23495889

>>23495865
Remember, kids: no choice is still a choice!
-Druella

>> No.23495891

>>23495877
And what rights do you think are sacrificed, assuming you're even serious? Lescatie is an extremist monster realm, but men are quite treated fairly there.

>> No.23495909

>>23495889
what other psas does she have

>> No.23495918

>>23495889
Wait, so is she saying that "no choice" is still a choice (some weird brand of stoicism: you can always choose), or is she saying that no "choice" is still a "choice" (determinism)?

>> No.23495953

>>23489266
This. Though in my headcanon all bearded dwarf girls are just girls with plaits and braids in their hair all joining up infront of their chest to look like a beard.

The fact that all dwarf girls want to have long "beards" definitely absolutely has nothing to do with my long hair fetish. It's just coincidental. Oh no, no boyish short lesiban haircuts. What ever will I do?

>> No.23495962

>>23495891
If you can't eat supersized deep fried cheeseburgers, openly carry a silver AK-47, pirate spellbooks, and make fun of tanukis, then I'm going 1776 on their asses.

>> No.23495967

>>23495953
Do dwarf girls have a book of grudges?

>> No.23495981
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23495981

>>23495909
The Chief God is a bitch ass motherfucker!

>> No.23495987

>>23495909
>Get a wife, make new life!
>Winners don't reject hugs
>Only YOU can prevent lonely human boys
>A rape a day keeps the Order away
>Do a good boy daily

>>23495918
I was poking fun at the former.

>> No.23495994

>>23495967
>You offended one of my sisters yesterday! You told her "Can you please move?", then tried to walk around her territory instead of letting her rape the shit out of you!

>> No.23496005

>>23495994
>territory
Sounds like elf talk to me.

>> No.23496027

>>23495967
They have a fake book of grudges. It's beer stained and made entirely out of metal. Then they have the super secret diary of grudges that you're not allowed to look at because it's soft and girly and undwarven.

>> No.23496047

>>23495865
geesh anon I thought somone with two wives would be happy.

>> No.23496093

>>23495864
I want a black harpy with extra huge breasts.

>> No.23496124

>>23496093
>I want a black harpy with extra huge breasts.
Anon, no! That'll make it hard for her to fly!

>> No.23496133

>>23496027
I want to molest a shortstack dwarf after finding her secret diary of grudges!

>> No.23496143
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23496143

>>23496093
Go to the Ocean. Apperently it gives girls big tits!

>> No.23496157

>>23496124
Then we can start strength training!
I'll even help her!

>>23496133
>May 5th, Anon didn't look that hard at my chest
>May 6th, Anon said Dwarven beer was too Hoppy for Him
>May 7th, Anon looked at my Panties when I bent over too far but apologized.

>>23496143
The sea holds many secrets.

>> No.23496170

How much do monsters charge for monster porn?

>> No.23496178

>>23496170
tree fiddy

>> No.23496185

>>23496157
C-crets? It's usually got D-crets at the least! Except for charybdis and cancer

>> No.23496192

>>23496157
May 8th with never be written and May 9th will be super lewd.

>> No.23496203

>>23496192
>May 9th, Grudge Book recovered. Grudge paid in full to anon.

>>23496185
Just gotta work on those second girls.
They can get E-crets if they try!

>> No.23496208
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23496208

>>23496170
1 pint of blood.

>> No.23496209

>>23496143
yeah but pod 6 are jerks.

>> No.23496217

>>23496170
Nothing because single monsters want mates and married monsters probably wouldn't make any.

>> No.23496227

>>23496178
Is it quality?
>>23496208
This doesn't sound like a good idea

>> No.23496229

>>23495417
Wurm counts?

>> No.23496234
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23496234

>>23496217
Many monsters enjoy erotic art and erotic stories, though perhaps they do not consider it pornography.

>> No.23496237

>>23496217
>married monsters probably wouldn't make any.
Bullshit, making (and selling) porn has got to be someone's fetish. Plus advertising for regions and stuff.

>> No.23496244

>>23496227
I mean merrow are known to trade their lifespan-extending blood for items, erotic stories, etc. No worries anon, they know what they're doing.

>> No.23496247

>>23495329
>Their patience is commendable, but simply waiting and hoping is not exactly the most efficient method of finding a mate.

A guy Isekaid to MGE falls into a Nacho trap. He begins to complain about how he never finds a woman. Nacho asks why, he tells her he just sat waiting and hoping a girl would find him.

>> No.23496266

>>23491815
>Ignis
>Salamander
>Hellhound

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RLG1ys2CGcI

We're fighting, without a doubt. We'll see if they can also stand up to a .308 with their magic.

>> No.23496281

>>23495882
What about Ogres, Minotaurs and Jinkos?

>> No.23496292

>>23491815
>Kamaitachi
So I just get one roll then?

>> No.23496295

>>23496157
>>23496133
>Live your life a happy man in dwarven town minding your own business and getting on exemplary with all the dwarven girls until one day the walking tanks that are the guards kick your door open and drag you out into the square
>You don't even struggle, so bewildered and confused where you see the Thane seated at her throne with a collection of books around her, looking down at you
>Apparently all the single dwarves you'd thought you were getting along with have a long long list of grudges.
>You inwardly start to panic, knowing how seriously these girls take slights and favours.
>Untill they start reading all the grudges out one by one, individually
>They're... quite something
>Sure you may have gotten into some predicaments, tripped, but they were all okay with it and laughed it off with good nature.
>What do you mean you were too too quick to get up after hilariously falling crotch first onto your dwarf blacksmith's face? What do you mean you didn't look at the fat assed dwarf runekeeper's no-pan for long enough when you were helping steady the ladder for her to put scrolls away high up?
>What do you mean you were too quick to once again get up, yet somehow not quick enough to "get up" when the famously sturdy dwarf constructed ladder "broke" and she landed ass first on your face?
>They list the grudges out one by one, going book by book, complainant by complainant. Each grudge is deemed to be worthy of "taking your head" though by the mirthful glint in the thane's eyes and the way the crowd of shortstacks rub their thick thighs together you're starting to sense a different kind of atmosphere.
>Eventually "executioner's" right is given to the girl with most grudges, the fat assed rune librarian you hang out with most by dint of a gift in linguistics
>But she still has to fulfil every other girl's grudge by "taking your head" a full 5837 times apparently.
>You're swiftly frogmarched into the familiar library which will close temporarily while the grudges are being repaid, the guards smirking and laughing to themselves as you're followed in by a blushing, somewhat shy yet quickly derobing bespectacled librarian with a fat ass.

>> No.23496304

>>23496237
>Anon's pushes his MG GF to open OnlyFans account

>> No.23496313

>>23496281
Ogres value strength and submit if you can out battle fuck them. Minotaurs just want to sleep when not eating or having sex, so if you can manage to extricate yourself when she's sleeping (which is a lot of the time), you can mostly do what you want. Jinkos are honorable and kind outside of when they are in heat (when they are lustful but not mean). None of them have any notably unusual restrictions they place on men.

>> No.23496316

>>23496170
How much do they pay for human man porn?

>> No.23496327

>>23496304
Ian don't!

>> No.23496332

>>23495095
There'd be no difference. They're already in that mindset.

>> No.23496344

>>23496313
>Minotaurs just want to sleep when not eating or having sex
Cuddling a sleeping Minotaur wife sounds comfy.

>> No.23496345

>>23496295
What a Cute dork! Hope she doesn't get embarrassed seeing how hard i got when i realized what was happening!
Good green anon! Very enjoyable to read!

>> No.23496347

>>23496295
Ah, Dwarven law, the most well codified piece of legal matter this side of the material plane.
I'm sure she'll small my pelvis harder than a hammer hits an anvil.

>> No.23496353

>TFW I lost my copy of the Oomukade mindbreaking punk greentext

It hurts to live. I don't suppose anybody else has it saved?

>> No.23496373
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23496373

>>23495041
>reimooo

>> No.23496378

>>23496313
>and submit if you can out battle fuck them.

What if you cant?

>> No.23496383

>>23496378
Sweet talk them? Reverse psychology?

>> No.23496409

>>23496378
In that case, rather than HER becoming YOUR wife, YOU will become HER husband! Ha!

>> No.23496450

>>23496373
That's a sexy art style and extremely impregnable cow.

>> No.23496452
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23496452

>>23494129
Now in color

>> No.23496465
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23496465

>>23496373

>> No.23496482

>>23496452
Are those Miia's clothes?

>> No.23496483

>>23496465
Unlike Dr. Pepper, I still like Reimu when she's flat

>> No.23496502
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23496502

I gotta say I was surprised at how much I liked the Lady Amru in Exet's game. This apophis is some sort of fantasy medieval version of a gamer girl, having a tanuki deliver her new tabletop games and such every week.

Plus being her servant mostly just means being asked to dance at the parties she throws.

On another note, I may be reading into things but the game seems to indicate that calling a high rank lamia a "bunyip" is something of an insult.

That is when Leah challenges Amru, she taunts her by asking if she is a apophis or a bunyip and everyone in the room reacts with shock as if she just said something derogatory.

>> No.23496503

cheshire with a flat chest

>> No.23496508

>>23496465
I’m sorry, but I’m gonna take Dr. Pepper every time.

>> No.23496509

>>23496503
Small, flat, purple cat

>> No.23496516

>>23496483
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oShTJ90fC34

>> No.23496518

>>23496502
That's just strange. Bunyips are second best snek after all.

>> No.23496523

>>23496502
Well, an Apophis is desert shadow royalty, while Bunyips are autistic bogan rapetrains. I think the insult is pretty clear.

>> No.23496525

How would a Hellhound react if she beats the crap out of some people to protect her husband and her husband gets an erection in response to seeing that?

>> No.23496537

is KC a lolicon if his favorite monster is a baphomet

>> No.23496552

>>23496502
Bunyips are scaredy cats anon. She essentially just taunted her about being scared. It's not that insulting really.

>> No.23496571

>>23496509
with short hair and freckles

>> No.23496572

>>23496552
Oh I get that, I was just amused by how her saying that caused the whole room to freak out.

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23496585

>>23492315
How would a Yeti react to you hugging her first?

>> No.23496589
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23496589

>>23496537
He's into both extremes (well to a point).

Plus I don't think he's ever said baphomet is actually his favorite, though he clearly loves them.

>> No.23496608

>>23496589
who ever draws these pics, do they draw them in color first or are they just good at monochromatic art? if so, i hope they release colored versions

>> No.23496616
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23496616

>>23496589
adult baphomets are great

>> No.23496626

>>23496589
>who ever draws these pics,

You need to familiarize yourself with the setting more if you can't recognize KC's work pretty easily.

https://monstergirlencyclopedia.fandom.com/wiki/Monster_Girl_Encyclopedia_World_Guide_III:_Sabbath_Grimoire

>> No.23496632

>>23494926
I wanna shove my fist down mari's throat and turn her inside out!

>> No.23496636

>>23496626
Damn it, somehow quoted the right text but the wrong post number.

>>23496608

>> No.23496646

>>23496465
Dr Pepper won't beat me me and tastes good.

>> No.23496660

>>23496626
i don't think KC is the only person who draws the illustrations in the world guides and sides

>> No.23496662

>>23496589
>I don't think he's ever said baphomet is actually his favorite
>canonically has the best pussy

>> No.23496672

>>23496503
Cheshire with a small, budding chest that never grows any larger.

>> No.23496674
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23496674

Terrible monsters doing terrible things.

>> No.23496682

>>23496672
>From smol-cat to tall-flat

>> No.23496686

I want to learn about anubis chans secret obsession with J-rock and help her start her own band!

>> No.23496685

>>23496674
She's terribly attractive.

>> No.23496687

>>23496672
flat is absolute justice

>> No.23496691

>>23496662
>canonically has the best pussy

Which doesn't actually mean much considering that for any man married to a monster the monster will end up with the best pussy for him thanks to how their bodies adapt to each other.

>> No.23496696

>>23496674
such as?

>> No.23496713

>>23496646
>Dr Pepper won't beat me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jSKkt23WXcs

>> No.23496765

>Out for a walk one night
>Hear the pitter patter of multiple sets of loli feet behind you
>Start turning down random streets just to make sure
>The footsteps follow you
>Start walking faster
>The footsteps become faster as well
>Start running
>Hear giggling
>The last thing you see before everything goes dark is a randoseru that swings out from behind a corner

>> No.23496787
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23496787

She is hungry

>> No.23496806

>>23496765
What is a randoseru? Guess I won't be hit if I don't know what it is.

>> No.23496817
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23496817

>>23496787
So am I.

>> No.23496834

Monsters like Devil Bugs appeal to me because I like the idea of humanoid beings who desire (and subsist off of) sex, but are ultimately subservient and almost animalistic in intelligence. I would love to have a Devil Bug swarm, while also having the possibility of an "actual" wife in addition.

>> No.23496836

Do dominant monsters like Hellhounds or Ocelomeh like to be praised?

>> No.23496845

>>23496787
Then she needs to eat a borger.

>> No.23496852

Good night anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, please don't spy on your daughteru practicing her battle dialog.
It's a very intimate and embaressing process and she'll be mortified if you hear what she's come up with.

>> No.23496861

What happens to men who are deemed complete scum?

>> No.23496952

>>23496861
I assume they just get banished.

>> No.23496965

>>23496861
They dont leave in mamono realms. Likely get killed when trying to harm a husband. Otherwise ignored. Most likely dont ever get out lf human settlements as they would be arrested or killed for evil acts.

>> No.23496968

>>23496861
The gods curse them.

>> No.23496975

>>23496965
I mean live in.

>> No.23496979

>>23496662
Canonically, the wandering scholar is know to exaggerate, and even then it's just hearsay from Baphochan.

Also, whilr KC has a know preference for the Baphomet, he once said his favorite changes now and then.

>> No.23496981

>>23496968
What kind of curse?
Foreverial tiedup and delitized?

>> No.23496987

>>23496981
Well, I don't remember any of the other gods' curses, but Eros' is a curse of permanent emotional isolation.
That could very well be a curse from the Queen of Hearts. Yes, I know she's just a 'lim, but she might as well be a goddess.

>> No.23497002

>>23496968
Which one would curse them to be a
>tfw no BF
alp?

>> No.23497015

>>23497002
Sounds like a modified form of Eros' curse, likely modified from trying to force men to Alp or genital mutilation.

>> No.23497049

>>23496537
Yes.

>> No.23497058

>>23496987
>but Eros' is a curse of permanent emotional isolation

I always found this to be too harsh. Specially when this is done "just" for cheating. I hope this curse is removed if the guy repents. I mean, this curse would be bad enough, but in MGE? In the world of waifus?

Thats a fate worse than being an incel in our world surrounded by bullying 3DPDs stacies.

And yes I know "But who would cheat on his waifu?" but there is no reason to assume this curse only applies to monsters. There is no reason this wouldnt be applied if you cheat on a human woman Eros worshipper. In fact given how monsters work where cheating is nigh impossible both for her and the husband, its likely that this curse is applied almost always to human women couples.

>> No.23497089
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23497089

WHOA

>> No.23497095

>>23497058
If you're going to worship the Goddess of Romantic Love, and receive her boons, then you are damn well going to be expected to follow her very simple rules.
If you proclaim your dedication to said goddess of love, and then turn around and defile the very thing the goddess holds most dear, what do you expect to happen?

>> No.23497129

>>23497095
What if you cheat on an Eros worshipper but you arent her worshipper?

>> No.23497138

>>23496787
nothing out in the jungle, silly. come to the demon realm for a succ burger or a alraune salad

>> No.23497155

>>23497058
>Eros mistakes cuckquean roleplay within a harem for genuine cheating
>curses the man
>harem still bound by mamonomana, but separated by curse
>forever
I really hope Eros can't make mistakes like that.

>> No.23497156

>>23497129
If you're LUCKY, you might not get the curse, but you can expect some serious holy retribution or Cupid visits for doing that to someone under her wing.

>> No.23497163

>>23497155
Eros knows the true nature of relationships, it's her area of expertise after all.
This is a non-issue unless you're doing the typical westerner thing of intentionally fucking up your own fantasies because ????

>> No.23497170

>>23497155
>cuck
Cringe

>> No.23497219
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23497219

Big girls!

>> No.23497235

>>23497155
How does that even happen? You got other dudes in the harem?

>> No.23497252

>>23497089
?

>> No.23497255

>>23497155
Just dont follow Eros then. Placing yourself under the danger of the curse is a price way too high to pay.

Besides, what does Eros offer than a monster marriage doesnt offer already?

>> No.23497283

My waifu's favorite types of lewd, in order:
>5. Quickies because I'm too horny
>4. Smugly milking me dry (so I can focus, she says)
>3. Merciless teasing and sex with her taking the lead.
>2. Spontaneous sex with me taking the lead (rare)
>1. Victory sex

>> No.23497291
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23497291

How can I fight against magic users? Could I use their magic against them?

>> No.23497295

>>23497095
If it only applied to monster girls, I would have no problem. But if it applied to human x human marriages, it can be tricky. Remember after all, marriage can be a matter of circumstance as much as love.

Imagine a guy that has never met monsters or believes the Order propaganda marries a human girl. He then finds a copy of the Encyclopedia or goes to a mamono realm and finds their true nature. He can now never experience the bliss of a monster marriage, because he married earlier and is bound by Eros to be unlovable by monsters if he breaks the marriage.

>> No.23497299

>>23497235
Cuckquean is when a girl is the cuck.

>> No.23497305

>>23497295
Yes anon monsterization does not exist.

>> No.23497310

>>23497291
Silence. Anti-Magic. Wait for them to run out of spells/mana.

Or of course SNEAK ATTACK

>> No.23497321

>>23497299
You can have cuckqueen roleplay with another dude.

>> No.23497327

>>23497299
I don't follow. Does she skip her turn or something?

>> No.23497337

>>23497305
What if the wife if an extremist anti-monster? Or what if guy wants to marry a specific race?

>> No.23497349

>>23497310
Magic is nothing more than misunderstood science.

>> No.23497359

>>23497327
>one girl in the harem pretends to be an slut/prostitute/etc. outside of the relationship
>guy fucks said girl in front of one of the wives
>said wife pretends to be heartbroken, yet aroused
>wife is treated as a sub by "homewrecker", but given a form of denial play all the way through

>> No.23497362

>>23496806
Those little red backpacks that lolicons fetishize.

>> No.23497370

>>23497337
Being an extremist doesn't stop monsterization. A specific species can cause monsterization to that species.
How is a guy who has up until now never known what monstergirls are going to suddenly have a very specific favorite race (that is also somehow inaccessible?)

Really, it just seems like you're purposefully conjuring up the most convoluted scenario possible in order to force an unhappy situation.

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23497389

>>23497310
>silence
kinky

>> No.23497393

>>23497359
Boy you sure know a lot about cuckshit

>> No.23497396

>>23497252
overdone meme sorry

>> No.23497422

>>23497389
The sorceress cannot cast magic if you disable her mouth

>> No.23497434

>>23497422
All the more reason to bring tape.

>> No.23497469
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23497469

Is that white knight turbo faggot still here, or did they go find another thread to shit up?

>> No.23497475

>>23497469
Lurk more and figure it out for yourself.

>> No.23497488

>>23497469
>white knight turbo faggot
Seething
Not my fault I btfo you.

>> No.23497506

>>23497469
SHUT THE FUCK UP HELLHOUNDS ARE GOOD GIRLS THEY DINDU NUFFIN!

>> No.23497529
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23497529

Clearly, Pharaohs are completely worthless.

>> No.23497532

>>23497370
Eh you are right. Guess I should just assume everything will somehow work out and she will get monsterized.

>> No.23497554

>>23497529
Woah. No need to be rude.

>> No.23497558

>>23497469
>>23497529
Why can't they be friends?

>> No.23497566

>>23497532
I mean, they're already being watched over by the goddess of love, no?
If anyone is going to tweak fate in their favor, it's Eros.

>> No.23497569

>>23497529
At least they aren't hedonists that bite people. Fuck off before I get the ball gag.

>> No.23497575

>>23493599
I work a lot
It is wearing on me

>> No.23497583
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23497583

>>23497558
Because Apophis' adopted mother is too shy to rape that clerk she always fancied, and Apophis is going to get her mom laid even if it kills her.

>> No.23497590

are there any story about a camper out in the wilderness ending up getting raped by a grizzly?

>> No.23497603

>>23497583
Leave the clerk alone! He's trying to muster up the courage to ask our his anubis co-worker.

>> No.23497639

>>23497389
Why does this give me the biggest pp.

>> No.23497659

>>23497639
Shibari enhances a woman's femininity. It's Japanese magic!

>> No.23497680

>>23497639
Me too, but I don't know. I'm at a loss.

>> No.23497703

>>23497659
I see!

>> No.23497706

>>23497659
Is that true? Provide me some examples. For science of course.

>> No.23497711

>>23497529
The only snake I'd want is a basilisk, and the only venom-centric girl I'd want is an oomukade.

>> No.23497720
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23497720

>>23497706
This page from Nana to Kaoru is all I have saved that's relevant to this.

>> No.23497725

>>23497603
Well, she'll have to grape aunt Anoobis too! Her mom and aunt are close, so they should be ok with sharing!

>> No.23497763

>Devil Bugs are drawn to messy homes
>Devil Bugs are based on cockroaches
>Cockroaches are neat-freaks
>Devil Bugs are secretly maid mamono, but few Devil Bug husbands are proper masters

>> No.23497769

>>23497763
>Cockroaches are neat-freaks
Nani?

>> No.23497786

>>23497769
Cockroaches have been shown to clean themselves regularly after contact with various things, including humans.

>> No.23497813

If red eyes are the marker for girls of the extremist faction and all Hellhounds have red eyes, how will I know if she is extremist or not?

>> No.23497814

>>23497219
BIG. Oh yes. That is a very nice sort of bigness, very nice indeed

>> No.23497818

>>23497720
It's something I've noticed, but didn't feel sure on. My personal theory boiled down to control. I might just be overthinking it and assume that every fetish is rooted is major psychological impressions like trauma.

>> No.23497827

>>23497769
They constantly wipe themselves clean and remove(eat) garbage

>> No.23497832 [SPOILER] 
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23497832

>>23497786
>>23497827
But do they clean up their living areas? The true mark of a maid is not only her fastidious personal hygiene, but her ability to maintain an impeccably clean and presentable household for her mastah. That, and taking care of her mastah's pent up desires, of course.

>> No.23497833

>>23497763
They would be the type that spoils the hel out of their masters if they were maids

>> No.23497837

>>23497832
I don't think anyone said they would be good maids

>> No.23497856
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>>23497818
It isn't, it's really just emphasis. Like how wearing high heels emphasizes the buttocks, the ropes just slightly adjust the body so that the important parts appear more prominent.
Like I said, it's magic. Bondage is the best thing in the world.

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23497868

Help, a gang of reporters wants to get their hands on my phone!

>> No.23497918

If you give a Hellhound a Raging Mushroom would it have an effect? Or would it be like "Meh, this is how I feel 24/7 anyway."?

>> No.23497935

>>23497832
I didn't say they'd be good maids, as >>23497837 pointed out. Just that they have the maid instincts, so to speak, and with the right mastah to whip them into shape, they could be good maids.

>>23497833
Definitely.

>> No.23497943

>>23497918
Maybe it hits the limit and loops all the way around to dormat-tier submissiveness, like an integer underflow.

>> No.23497951

>>23497943
*doormat
(Though "dormant" may also apply)

>> No.23497983

>>23497868
What's this from?

>> No.23498044

Why don't people like Ant Arachnes?

>> No.23498049

>>23497868
I hope you didn't write anything about what girl(s) you liked. That's gonna go on the front page tomorrow.
>Local single man Anon is a slut for for big tails
>More at 8

>> No.23498054

>>23498044
becuase people barly talk about the spiders outside of ushi as it is
and they dont like giant ant

>> No.23498058

>>23498044
because it's a centaur and also a bug
and people who want that already have the Big Spiders
she also suffers from an older artstyle

>> No.23498069
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>>23498049
I just hope they're prepared for what they're gonna find out.

>> No.23498070

>>23497943
So a revers Ghandi then? Could be fun.

>> No.23498071

>>23498054
And why don't people like Giant Ant? I love the Giant Ant colony + colony-king husband + lazy Ant Arachne dynamic.

>> No.23498083

>>23498069
>And that was when Rata-san found out fluff porn was a thing
>That was also when she realized that Anon was really good at photoshop and pictures of her face were everywhere

>> No.23498086

>>23498071
If I was going to have a bug harem it's hard to beat khepri

>> No.23498092

>>23498071
>>23498058

>> No.23498109

>>23498086
Khepri are nice, but having a labyrinthine, underground kingdom of lithe, industrious servant girls, a queen to breed, and cute, lazy NEET girls who sometimes steal you away sounds perfect for me.

>> No.23498145

>>23496787
If she’s hungry why she laying on me?

>> No.23498154

>>23498145
That's what my wife does when she's hungry. Why does a gal who feeds entirely on my spunk know how to cook normal food so well?

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>>23497488
I wasn't him, was going through the last thread and saw something so autistic it genuinely made me cringe. Then, I saw you shitting up the place. Let me guess, you're one of those "believe wamen" types, right? Do you really think that if you bend the knee enough, then maybe just maybe you can get some disgusting used-up whore to touch your peepee? Or could it be that you are the used-up whore?

>> No.23498166

>>23498154
Gotta feed the spunk machine with lots of rejuvenating foods, y'know!

>> No.23498174

>>23498154
She's burning the candle from both ends and coming after your heart through your stomach and your dick. Plus, she had to eat something else before she met you.

>> No.23498177

Gonna use a transmutation spell to temporarily solidify my slimegirl so I can pin her down when I fuck her

>> No.23498202

>>23498177
>temporarily solidify my slimegirl
I feel this could be either fun or horrifying for her depending on the individual slime.

>> No.23498206

>>23498165
>do you really think that if you bend the knee enough, then maybe just maybe you can get some disgusting used-up whore to touch your peepee?
I don't choose my beliefs on what will get me laid, not everyone is a desperate virgin like you.

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>> No.23498213

>>23498177
Makes me wonder what would happen if you ran around chucking dry ice at slimes. What if you took one to Winterstown?

>> No.23498224
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23498224

>>23498206
Wrong again, bucko.

>> No.23498287

>>23498086
>Bug harem
Mantis, sandworm and papillon, pls.

>> No.23498303

>>23498287
So you all live inside the Sandworm?

>> No.23498325

>>23498303
At least part of the time. I can't imagine myself with a sandworm without having a "base" of some kind. Having an orgy inside of one of the harem members would be extra kinky, though; especially since I actually headcanon sandworms as a type of viscous slime with a shell.

>> No.23498367

I want to go on an adventure to try and and find a high level wife but along the way realize the best girl is the low-level succubus I traveled with.

>> No.23498372

>>23498367
The real waifu was the pleb you met along the way.

>> No.23498489

>>23498325
Someone made a picture of their Sandworm garage once but I guess I didn't save it.

>> No.23498554

>>23498489
Saw it, saved it, didn't put it in a species-specific folder so now I will never be able to find it. It was a neat concept.

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23498595

>>23498554
I thought I had it but then it was this instead

>> No.23498663

>>23495761
>but I'm sure if you want your demon waifu to treat you like property she'll happily oblige.
That's me!

>> No.23498687
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23498687

>>23498165
Calm down. Let it stay in the previous thread

>> No.23498697

>>23498663
Based

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23498772

>>23498663
All the time or just in the bedroom?

>> No.23498784

>>23498772
Oh no, anything but that!

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23498794

>>23498489
>Someone made a picture of their Sandworm garage once but I guess I didn't save it.
I made this a few years ago along with what anon posted here >>23498595

Sandworms will always be love

>> No.23498807

>>23498794
I'm now saving this image as "wormhole" in honor of Moe Szyslak.

>> No.23498815

>>23498772
Depends on what the contract says.

>> No.23498819

>>23498372
As it should be.
Low level monster girls deserve high-level love.

>> No.23498832
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23498832

>>23498772
In a way all the time, but it is more blatant in the bedroom.

>> No.23498847

What if a story about an old west gunslinger (equipped with demon silver bullets) getting lost in a blizzard and becoming the founding father of the settlement that would one day be Winter Town?

>> No.23498874

>>23498772
I'm gonna put in the contract she has to roleplay whatever I want to.

>> No.23498894
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23498894

>>23498832
Cute demon, here's a bigger one.

Do you have a fleshed out waifu, or are you just interested in the species?

>> No.23498935

>>23498894
Nah, she is not really fleshed out. She is an hardworking no-nonsense officer in the demon army. Demon is my favourite MGE species overall.

>> No.23498972
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>>23498794
For context, I made the sandworm home a very simplistic design due to the fact that you'd be spending most of your life inside her. There's not really a reason to leave her shell other than for food and restroom breaks. That's what this home offers a sandworm's husband. It's a safe place for her to partially surface, and it provides you with a personal bathroom and kitchen. The only way in and out is through her tunneling in and out. The extended solid floor provides a place for storage of goods.

I'd like to think there's some sort of personal, magical beacon that only you and her can see that pinpoint the location of the home in the vast desert sands. It's largely irrelevant if it gets swallowed by the dust storms and buried since, again, the only way in and out is through her tunneling. As for structural support to keep it level, that'd probably have to be some magical construct as well unless the home was constructed in the rock below the sands. The latter sort of presents the possibility of an underground sandworm park or village.

I bet that'd be fascinating. An underground sandworm village 1000+ miles away from any form of civilization, roads, or water source. An area so remote that it's impossible for any species other than sandworms to live and thrive under the surface. Not even monster girls capable of flight could reach the location without succumbing to the heavy desert winds and dust storms and left stranded in a desolate land without food or water. Though there'd always be a kind sandworm to save them from their stupidity.

>> No.23499011

>>23498972
You've put a lot of thought to this and I approve of it.

>> No.23499041
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23499041

i wonder if she can extend her neck

>> No.23499063

>>23499041
I bet her cave is very comfy

>> No.23499069

>>23499041
Cute hood

>> No.23499148

>>23499011
There's a ton more I just don't feel up to typing out right now. But yeah, I really REALLY love sandworms

>> No.23499157

>>23499148
Sharing is caring.

>> No.23499302

>>23499041
Khezu-chan and Giggi-chan having a turf war!

>> No.23499388

Are there Jinkos with black hair?

>> No.23499445

>>23499388
Sure, why not?

>> No.23499509
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23499509

How do you like your pregnant MG? shy? tsundere? extra lewd? motherly?

>> No.23499514

Why do plant girls and undead keep fighting on my lawn?

>> No.23499533

>>23499509
Cute elf would hold hands and ask when the stork will deliver our baby

>> No.23499565

>>23499533
>when the stork will deliver our baby
anon pls storks don't deliver babies the baby is inside her, look just ask a monster about the birds and the bees for an explanation

>> No.23499600

>>23499565
Birds and bees aren't even related though.

>> No.23499611

>>23499509
Hungry. A dragon with pregnancy cravings is an idea with great potential.

>> No.23499637

>>23499611
explain anon,would she crave extra pounds of meat?

>> No.23499654

>>23499637
More like extra poundings of your meat

>> No.23499657

>>23499637
No, I mean something totally weird. Like my mom ate flowers when she was expecting me.

>> No.23499663

>>23499600
Just ask your momster to explain or go find a harpy chatting with a bee and ask them

>> No.23499669

Forever waiting for the day KC finally adds the Metal Slime.

>> No.23499679

>>23499611
What if i soak my daugther's egg in cum?

>> No.23499680

>>23499657
veggies? imagining a vegan dragon is weird

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23499696

>>23499669
what would their traits be?

>> No.23499698

>>23499669
>Metal Slime.
Man that reminds me of cool alloys or other fun things you can do with liquid metal
https://i.imgur.com/1tsdBGC.jpg

>> No.23499704
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23499704

How do I counter lust debuff spells? I can only manage to get a 12% resist chance at best

>> No.23499707

>>23499704
wear better gear

>> No.23499736

>>23499704
>being a gearlet

>> No.23499755

Why be a hero when you could be the character a monstergirl has to escort from point a to point b?

>> No.23499769

>>23499704
Depression. I got this debuff for 10+ years now, works like charm because it also triggers a whole skill tree. You can spec into anxiety, pessimism, overthinking, insomnia, hate, sociopathy, etc. fun stuff.

>> No.23499770

>>23499755
You won't reach point B,trust me

>> No.23499780
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23499780

>>23499769
I hear that Depression builds are extra weak to Yeti hugs.

>> No.23499792

>>23496502
Leah also claimed that her bite will do nothing too. Probably one of the most offensive insults to an Apophis >>23493279

>> No.23499796

>>23499755
Because any kind of contractual or casual agreement sounds like you are propositioning them
What you say
>miss oni, could you come with me to the next town? I need a bodyguard
What she hears
>miss oni, could you drag me into the bushes and fuck me into a stupor? I need a wife

>> No.23499798

>>23499770
>Run faster than her walk but slower than her run
Yeah that's just a recipe for being raped

>> No.23499799

>>23499780
Little yeti is already a pro

>> No.23499803
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23499803

Everyone needs a little motivation

>> No.23499818

>>23499798
I was thinking more of kidnapping and marriage

>> No.23499824

>>23499509
extra lewd and hungry

>> No.23499829

>>23499803
She needs a Manticore lounging at her feet, I just saw king Conan with one.

>> No.23499832

>>23499798
>Yeah that's just a recipe for being raped
Or being carried

>> No.23499833

>>23499565
i honestly want to hear a monster just plainly answer this question

>> No.23499854

>>23499803
I need a tomboy lim.

>> No.23499856

>>23499833
>Hakutaku giving a class to harem anime tier dense people on how babies are made

>> No.23499864

>>23499803
I think Selene should have the succubi she turns call her Onee-sama

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23499874

>>23499856

>> No.23499875

>>23499755
>Instead of waiting for the hero in the dungeonthe Echidna becomes a heroine to find her charming prince

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>>23499799
Yetis are natural Close Quarters Cuddling experts, and they have Fire/Heat/Spice resistance to boot!

>> No.23499909

>>23499900
>spice resistance
I remember when I needed yogurt to finish my habanero pizzas.

>> No.23499934

>>23499874
>Keeps trying to pair up dense anons and dense monsters

>> No.23499950

>>23499874
>'HAVING. SEX. MAKES. BABIES.'
>...I don't get it.

>> No.23499994

>>23499509
>extra lewd?
Yes, this.
This might be due to her feeling my pregnancy fetish.

>> No.23500004

>>23499900
I want a Yeti to trap me with a tactical cuddle hold!

>> No.23500009

>>23499994
anon you can't knock her up again while she's knocked up!

>> No.23500035

>>23500009
You think that's gonna stop me?

>> No.23500245

>>23499994
Why anon? do you just love making her a broodmother and permanently round? pregnant echidnas are top 1 in my list

>> No.23500281

How does one even lewd or love Corona Chan?

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oZjTGFeBXAY

>> No.23500283

>>23500009
Just dont accidentally knock up the baby

>> No.23500349

>>23500245
>do you just love making her a broodmother and permanently round? pregnant echidnas are top 1 in my list
You too? God I love echidnas, and they are meant to be constantly kept pregnant.
I wonder how long that echidnas commission I made is going to take?

>> No.23500362

>>23500349
9 months, but it gets more and more details every month.

>> No.23500402

>>23496987
>Permanent emotional isolation
Bring it, that's basically living in this world for most of us. Has she got any real punishments?

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>> No.23500424

>>23497058
How is cheating impossible for a man married to a monster? Come to think of it, in most cases leaving them would be pretty simple too. I always found the random NPC guys in the two walking sim games to have zero standards whatsoever because most just go with the first monster to jump them and seem completely cool with it.

>> No.23500442

>>23497291
Considering how OP monster casters are in the setting after reading world guide 3, having bullshit auto-counters to anything that traditionally is a weakness to casters in other media I'd say beating them is next to impossible unless you're a more powerful magic using monster.

>> No.23500457

>>23498206
Not him, but I'm genuinely curious why you're here. Shouldn't you hate us for disregarding real women in favour of these sexualized cartoons? I thought that made us evil misogynists and the like.

>> No.23500460

>>23500362
God damn now I really want to get another echidna commission as well.

>> No.23500464

>>23499792
I liked how blown out she was when Leah turned back. If she had the mental integrity to constantly do that and seal away all possible monster forms I'd love to have seen Druella's reaction.

>> No.23500485

>>23497291
>How can I fight against magic users?
Use magic against them.
Out fucking skilled

>> No.23500487

>>23500408
I'd have preferred it if she became a Dark Mage, but spell caster types are fantastic anyway.
Since DM's are probably too cosplay for many in the community I wouldn't mind seeing a Lich in a future game instead. I hope Exet has a third game in mind.

>> No.23500515

>>23500460
>spoiler
More than one waifu can ruin your laifu, especially if they're heavily pregnant jealous hero-lamias.

>> No.23500529

I want elves to play with my spoon ears

>> No.23500538

>>23500529
Is that before or after you call them Horseshoe crabs?

>> No.23500563

>>23497058
I really hate how modern society has reduced cheating to “just a thing that happens.” People who cheat are intentionally inflicting emotional trauma on the people they claim to love, including any children involved, for the sake of getting off. People have committed suicide because of this shit. If you cheat, you deserve to burn.

>> No.23500583

>>23499669
Forever waiting for the day KC finally adds the Flesh Golem.

>> No.23500596

Honestly Druella illicits serious 'Tragic Villain' vibes to me. She seems like the perfect character for a well meaning, well intentioned girl who got thrown for a ringer by watching a Lescatian boy she liked go from a sweet bright eyed child to a killer for the Order, his death at the hands of blowing himself to smithereens 'For the cause' sends her over the edge into 'I will remove hate and suffering from this world and replace it orgasmic bliss, I will replace everything with orgasmic bliss'

>"I have stood knee deep in mud and bone, and filled my lungs with mustard gas. I have seen two brothers fall. I have lain with holy wars and copulated with the autumnal fallout. I have dug trenches for the refugees; I have murdered dissidents where the ground never thaws, and starved the masses into faith. A child's shadow burnt into the brickwork. A house of skulls in the jungle. The innocent, the innocent Anon, trod and bled and gassed and starved and beaten and murdered and enslaved. This is your coming century! They will eat them Anon, they will make pigs of you all and they will bury their snouts into your ribs and they will eat. your. hearts!"

A Lescatian Lord told her that 'He who makes himself a beast removes himself from the pain of being human.'

She sentenced that man to mind shattering orgasmic bliss for near eternity

>> No.23500602

>>23500457
>I thought
you thought wrong you retarded neckbeard, stop thinking in 2d strawman terms and talk to another human being who isn't on /pol/ or /r9k/

>> No.23500653

>>23500596
Druella is just a massive tryhard. A dork who deliberately plays up a hammy evil overlord role for the sake of covering up her massive insecurities. Also her mommy gave her the fucking Second Magic and she uses it to make a harem for some random boy.

>> No.23500679

I need a Rata in a yellow jumpsuit.

>> No.23500683

>>23500679
That's yellow journalism

>> No.23500693

>>23500683
No it's a TMNT reference and my dick needs it

>> No.23500697

How could a dormouse bully someone?

>> No.23500699

>>23500596
>>23500653
>Druella the Big Bad

This honestly is a good idea, just because my eyes slide the fuck away from KC's Sabbath stuff. The Demon Lord is technically as lazy as the Chief God -- the Demon Lord's just getting laid with her husband and getting super OP world-controlling sex juju out of being lazy as fuck. Do we even have any indication that the DL is doing anything other than snu-snu?

Druella could *already* be in charge since they never leave the bedroom -- that's the easiest takeover ever.

At least Druella is an active sort of villain. If I wrote her in, the temptation to have the Order mock her would take away some of the tension. She's basically Jizz In My Pants: The Villain. It gets less funny when you realize that she wants to make everyone like this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VLnWf1sQkjY

>> No.23500708

>>23500653
Isn't the Second Magic the ability to move between parallel worlds? I don't recall Druella having quite that much power. Enough to corrupt a city, yes, but not timefuckery.

>> No.23500779

>>23496585
>How would a Yeti react to you hugging her first?
Shock and heart rate increase, as she calms down she hugs back and melts into your arms, then come the heart pupils and cuddlefugs

>> No.23500832 [DELETED] 

>>23500708
During the course of Fallen Brides, the main MC, Elt, has an encounter with each of the titular Fallen Brides. However, all of these encounters happened in a time and place that would make it logically impossible for them to coincide (Wilmarina’s occurs the night before the invasion, Merse’s . Not only that, but at the end of Mimiru’s story all the fallen brides were already married and bonded to the male MC.

So it seems that Druella’s special ability as a lim is to travel or maybe even create parallel worlds, which is how she influenced the heroines in each individual world, and then collapse these worlds into one main timeline.

>> No.23500833

>>23500464
The Anubis attendant was sweating when she saw Leah being human again too

>> No.23500844

>>23500708
During the course of Fallen Brides, the main MC, Elt, has an encounter with each of the titular Fallen Brides. However, all of these encounters happened in a time and place that would make it logically impossible for them to coincide (Wilmarina’s occurs the night before the invasion, Merse’s and Sasha’s happening just as the invasion starts, Mimiru’s when the invasion is already in full swing). Not only that, but at the end of Mimiru’s story all the fallen brides were already married and bonded to the male MC.

So it seems that Druella’s special ability as a lim is to travel or maybe even create parallel worlds, which is how she influenced the heroines in each individual world, and then collapse these worlds into one main timeline.

>> No.23500857

>>23500844
Deepest Lore.

>> No.23500891

>>23500779
what about a hug from behind where she cant hug back?

>> No.23500949
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23500949

>>23496353
Since you had asked nicely, sure. Here you go. Apologize for the quality of the image. I got several more for shitposting purposes like that one cringe Ushi-Oni TF greentext, too.

>> No.23500968

>>23500515
>especially if they're heavily pregnant jealous hero-lamias
Now I want a jealous echidna wife.
I bet I get fucked a lot if I even look at other girls. Probably gonna be stuck in the rape-dungeon most of my days.

>> No.23501032

>>23500891
That's bullying

>> No.23501081
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>>23491486

>> No.23501095

remember when there wasn't as much mg stuff?

>> No.23501097

>>23501081
Hatters are cool but I hate mushrooms

>> No.23501113

>>23496047
no you are thinking about two knives

>> No.23501127

>>23501032
>bullying
https://imgur.com/a/UmaGWq3

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>>23501095
Yes! It was in the days of my youth when I wasn't a jaded husk, broken down by the cogs of the machine.

>> No.23501147

>>23501095
In some ways it was better back then

>> No.23501151

Hyper-competent kuu maid or hyper-clumsy deredere maid?

>> No.23501164

>>23501151
Hyper-clumsy Kuu maid and Hyper-Cometent deredere maid

>> No.23501166

>>23501151
why not both??
like a sort of launch thing where the personality switches when she sneezes or some other mundane thing.

>> No.23501172

>>23501166
I wish Lunch just stayed in her blonde badass mode at all times.

>> No.23501179

>>23501147
I dunno, I had a lot of blueball moments from back then.
I remember when following the zero no tsukaima anime anons telling that tabithas dragon had a humanoid form only to be disappointed it wasn't a dragongirl but she just looked like a normal human.

>> No.23501197

>>23501172
should have started training in martial arts and taking advantage of the power creep instead of just relying on guns.

>> No.23501213

>>23501164
How can she be kuu if clumsy?

>> No.23501220

>>23501151
>hyper-clumsy deredere maid
The most lovable things there are.

>> No.23501227

remember yetis may not look it but they are high power level monsters, on par with a vampire or dragon, don't let appearances fool you.

>> No.23501234

>>23501213
Deadpan face even when failing.

>> No.23501253
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>>23501227
>I'll hug your mom!

>> No.23501255

>>23501164
>"Master. It appears I have burned the water intended for your tea. My most sincere of apologies. Please accept this juice box instead."
>"Additionally, I have completed this week's laundry task. I should inform you that you will be requiring more white shirts in the immediate future, however you need not purchase any tye-dye."
There's potential there.

>> No.23501256

I want to gently bully a pregnant Echidna! furious tickling when she's sleepy and heavy compliments when she wakes up all grumpy!

>> No.23501279
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>>23500891
That's cruel and unusual punishment, expect a visit from the Cuddle Cops

>> No.23501294

>>23501279
I'll give them a christian side hug

>> No.23501319

>>23501255
>>23501234
Cute maid I wonder if she would crack a smile if she managed to do her task correctly

>> No.23501343

>>23501097
i love mushrooms and sexy mushrooms

>> No.23501352

>>23500891
Even better when you make her the little spoon

>> No.23501418
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Your family jewels are precious.

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>>23491486

>> No.23501451

>>23501434
Poor Ant Arachne. At least we had one haremfag who wants to play with her, unlike Kesaran Pasaran.

>> No.23501456

>>23501294
The potential of a Christian side hug is underrated. Seems like an easy way of escaping an amorous demon or any of the similarly aggressive species.

>> No.23501464

>>23501434
Ants are fucking awesome they go to war and have amazing logistics

>> No.23501466

>>23500596
She is potentially very emotionally vulnerable in her own bio, could make for very interesting situations

>> No.23501473

>>23498044
Ant arachne a good girl and the first girl I'd want in my party as a tank.

>> No.23501533

>>23501434
But I like ant arachnes.

>> No.23501541

>>23501456
Give them the side hug while you spin them around to get around them and run

>> No.23501569

>>23501434
Give her more love, please.

>> No.23501586
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23501586

This is the most intimate position to make love in.

>> No.23501610

>>23501586
It's good but I like a snake hug.

>> No.23501620
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>>23500424
Incubi are noted to naturally focus their lust toward the monster they are coupled with (i.e. their mate). Hence why there has never been a record of a incubus raping a human woman (well that and incubi cannot be satisfied by human women).

One would presume a incubus who is an inherent of Eros would be even more loyal thanks to the boons Eros grants when it comes to granting eternal love and such.

Basically most "cheating" involving monsters is more a case of a monster falling in love with a claimed man and forcing herself on him or otherwise making herself a new wife. I doubt Eros considers such things an intentional betrayal on the part of the man, and thus if it did somehow happen to an adherent of hers (perhaps unlikely given the protections she grants) she would no doubt forgive it.

Eros' curse is essentially reserved for people who worship her and yet go out and intentionally destroy/betray love. Such a person would be so rare/unusual that perhaps that is why the curse itself is one of those "it is said" things rather than something well documented.

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>>23500699
>Do we even have any indication that the DL is doing anything other than snu-snu?

Plenty, offhand I recall the meeting she had with the Wondering Scholar, the mention that she sends balrogs to suppress huge volcanoes, the orphan girl she adopted and made into a lilim, the diplomatic trip she took to Dragonia to smooth things out with their queen, etc.

And of course, that day she "convinced" the tentacle plants to never again harm a human.

>> No.23501660

>>23501586
>Shikibus

>> No.23501681

>>23501586
he looks well-restrained. perfect.

>> No.23501698

I don't want my Valkyrie to fall anons,I prefer her Blondie and zealous

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>>23500844
Fallen Brides is explicitly listed as non-canon on KC's site. That's why the stories in it don't line up properly and at times contradict the events stated to happen in Fallen Maidens, each story is its own parallel universe that needn't be effected by the events in the others.

http://kurobine.sakura.ne.jp/hondana/index.html

Everything below the white line in the list on the above link is non-canon/parallel universe.

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>>23501698
Then protect her virtue, Siegfried

>> No.23501757

>>23501660
why not?

>> No.23501758

>>23501705
Knight succ > Kitsune> Knight Lamia > Dark Priest + Lolis > Mutt Elf > Roper Princess

Prove me wrong

>> No.23501760

>>23501716
Anybody else notice the equivalent level Angel's for the gods are the same Type? Ie: cupids and valkyrie are mid level fighters, angel and houris are low level support.
What so you guys think high levels will be?

>> No.23501763

>>23501757
Shikibuses usually kill their mates like a traditional Succubus.

>> No.23501768

>>23501760
Arch Angels and Norns?

>> No.23501775

>>23501758
>Francesca.
>not being number 1
You are wrong.

>> No.23501777

>>23501760
Seraphim for the "vanilla" high level angels, not sure for the Eros versions. Maybe turn the name Aphrodite into a species?

>> No.23501790

>>23501760
High-tier eros angels are probably just über-thicc houris rocking a naked apron.

>> No.23501869

>>23501790
I was thinking they'd be essentially naked but cover themselves with some of their extra sets of wings.
Or maybe lightly covered some of those vertical strips of white cloth.

>> No.23501908

>>23500949
Back in the day this image genuinely incited anti-monster vent.

>> No.23501930

>>23501908
I don't know why there are so many monstergirl stories where the protagonist is a violent sociopath and the girls are (non-sexually) aggressive assholes.

>> No.23501956

>>23501930
How can you be a sexually aggressive asshole?

>> No.23501982

>>23501956
That's when your kiki is only wearing a naked apron and she somehow keeps "accidentally" bumping back into your lap, no matter what you're doing.

>> No.23501995

>>23500844
But Fallen Brides is fanfiction, as in, it's fanfiction of how each of the fallen maidens fucked their communal husband. So it's not how it actually happened, just a take on how it did.

>> No.23502002

>>23501930
But is it? Can't remember anything apart from that one and a couple other equally low-effort greentexts.
Well, there's also YBA's main story but it was deliberate hatefuel and even then it got its characters' assholeness retconned later on.

>> No.23502033
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23502033

Death Knight when, KC?

>> No.23502050

>>23501982
what happened to the rest of her uniform ?

>> No.23502076

>>23502050
Blueberry stains.

>> No.23502077

>>23502050
Laundry day

>> No.23502087

>>23502033
Why must you laugh at the wight military class?

>> No.23502091
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>> No.23502111

>>23502091
Running through the woods like Pocahontas?

>> No.23502133

>>23502076
>>23502077
Clearly I've been a bad master and need to buy her a spare outfit

>> No.23502171

>>23500679
Is she friends with 4 Umi oshos who were adopted by a CC hinezumi?

>> No.23502193

>>23502171
I should hope so.

>> No.23502340

>>23502133
>I've been a bad master
I wonder how a kiki would react hearing that

>> No.23502369

>>23500949
Thanks

>> No.23502390
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23502390

Walkies!

>> No.23502397

>>23502390
Wolf girls are great and I wanna cuddle all of them.

>> No.23502398

>>23501620
Who would turn her advances down if she looks like that? I mean with a body like that, you would be crazy not to go balls deep in her, getting her to scream your name as you plow her.

>> No.23502445

>>23502091
It's another monstergirl pic inspired by MTG cards. This one is based on the Bristling Boar. You can easily see how spiky she is.

>> No.23502453

>>23502398
You underestimate the bond between a monster and her husband. To him his wife would be every bit as sexy with the added advantage of the pleasure caused by their intimacy being far greater than even the superhuman pleasure monsters normally give via sex.

Exet's games make note of this too, how sex with true love involved feels much better than just the lust driven ravishing monsters often begin with.

That said, if a monster is making advances on a claimed man then she probably has fallen in love with him herself and the result will be a harem.

>> No.23502523
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23502523

Reminder that the only thing that matters is what Class your waifu is, everything else is irrelevant.

>> No.23502571

How different would the Fallen Brides have been if they had been corrupted by the newer Baphos instead of just Druella and that other black goat?

>> No.23502579

>>23502523
>calls the ghosts of her fallen kingdom to fight on her behalf
Is my wife a necromancer or a summoner?

>> No.23502589

>>23502571
They would still be shit-tier, although less so because they would all be lolis.

>> No.23502623

>>23502579
Necromancer.
She's not yanking them from another dimension.

>> No.23502662

>>23502589
They all probably would be better off with Momonika. She’s all about having fun.

>> No.23502665

So if a mimic is pregnant do you have to build the new chest?

>> No.23502675

>>23502571
What do you mean other black goat? It's Kuroferuru, who is stated as serving Druella and being currently based in Lescatie. She just wasn't named yet.

>> No.23502678

>>23502665
Do you call the doctor or the carpenter when she's pregnant?

>> No.23502693
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23502693

>>23502571
Other black goat? That is the black goat Kuroferuru, she was just introduced before most of the other World Guide 3 Baphomets.

As for your question, Greilia would probably have tried to get them some therapy before going for monsterization.

On another note, I liked Kuro's characterization in Exet's game. She's introduced as a rather cold, even villain-like person who dismisses Albert's wishes with ease, but then goes full hero-mode complete with triumphant music as she calls in her disciples to help save Leah.

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>>23502665
The chest is a mana construct, presumably a newborn mimic makes it herself.

>> No.23502725

>>23502708
But what if I wanna build the chest myself give her a fancy chest with gems embedded in the wood

>> No.23502759
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23502759

Squirrels?

>> No.23502806

>>23502759
I want to see her drink that bottle in one go!

>> No.23502818

>>23502759
I want to spoil her so damn hard.
But I bet that was her plan all along.

>> No.23502829

>>23502759
Squirrels are cute when I was in college my campus had a ton of them and I'd always take photos of them

>> No.23502830

>>23502662
>who cares about the Order and it's stupid politics when you can have fun while feeling good?

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23502842

What bad thing did she do now?

>> No.23502853
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23502853

>>23502842
attempted rape

>> No.23502882

>>23502842
Eating her husband's steak by accident so he has to cook one again

>> No.23502885

>>23502830
Yeah, Momonika would probably be a good influence in Mimil. She just wants other girls to play and be happy, which is what Mimil secretly wants.

>> No.23502964
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>>23500457
Not that guy, but: Liking porn doesn't itself make you misogynist (some but not all feminists would disagree with me, because feminists do not form a monolith). Deciding that you'll never be in a relationship with a woman is not in itself misogynist or evil; it's kind of sad, though, unless you're really at peace with it, which maybe you are. I don't mean that in an insulting way: if you really think you're not "good enough" etc. then I feel for you and think you're underrating yourself.
If you say all real women are "3D pig disgusting" or whatever that's obviously misogynist. If you do that and extensively lay out the qualities you want in your waifu while simultaneously complaining that real women only go for "chads" then you're also hilarious.

>> No.23502984

>>23502853
what can't monsters get it through their heads that raping the man is wrong

>> No.23503006

>>23502984
The only correct way is to seduce him or use magic so he rapes her instead.

>> No.23503010

>>23502984
They can't help it! They just love him so much that waiting for consent is a waste of precious time when they could be making babies together!

>> No.23503033
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23503033

>>23502984
They have to be forced to learn.

>> No.23503046

>>23502984
It's not rape if they're married.

>> No.23503143

>>23502964
Gonna feed the wildlife borger.

>> No.23503160

>>23502984
It's not rape if he cums inside

>> No.23503201
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23503201

>>23503033
Now look what you did

>> No.23503205

Which monster girls would rape me to that point I am mindbroken?

>> No.23503221

>>23503205
Dark Elves, Mindflayers, Night Gaunts, a lot of chaos types come to think of it.

>> No.23503222

>>23503205
Alp after you bullied them.

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>> No.23503244
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23503244

>>23503205

>> No.23503259

>>23503221
>Night Gaunt
The point is they tickle you sexually with their slime until you rape them.

>> No.23503266

>>23500602
Who pissed in your cereal. You're always coming across as furious at everyone for stupid reasons and it isn't a good look.

>> No.23503281

>>23503205
Shirohebi, but she prefers you call it making love.

>> No.23503296

>>23501095
like before mm?

>> No.23503301

>>23503033
>>23503201
Stop anons. This is to hot.

>> No.23503312

What would a prank war between two Cheshires that love you be like?

>> No.23503325

>>23503312
You constantly falling into the trap set for the other Cheshire

>> No.23503345

The new game is alright, but I want one set in MGE with more depth. Every section is an interesting short look at an aspect of life in the universe interrupted by "LOL NOW YOU'RE GOING TO BE A CUMSLUT I BET THAT JUST KILLS YOU INSIDE AHAHAHA oh nevermind you're human again on with the rest of the story then, fucked if I can do anything."

Also, monsters would have better PR in the setting if they weren't assholes about the corruption thing. Taunting someone as they change against their will isn't the best look if you're trying to win people over.

>> No.23503357

>>23502964
Christ that is some serious thiccness

>> No.23503408

>>23503345
onii-chan, what are you talking about?

>> No.23503426
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23503426

>>23503201
Good. She'll appreciate my mercy.

>>23503301
She needs to learn to inhibit herself. Letting emotions run wild without focus is what animals do.

>>23503345
I would like to see the monsters humbled. Some good ol' monster hunting ought to scratch that itch.

>> No.23503470

>>23501586
If his arms weren't pinned to the side you'd be right.

>> No.23503478

>>23503426
>I would like to see the monsters humbled
I really loved the little bit if you accept the Nacho end in Exet's second game where she is constantly being raped by spider form Al and apologizing for how she was acting and screaming about how she was constantly cuming. I wish it was longer.

>> No.23503491

>>23503426
>She needs to learn to inhibit herself. Letting emotions run wild without focus is what animals do.
But its causing my emotions to run wild with and urgent need to breed!

>> No.23503493

>>23503345
>Taunting someone as they change against their will isn't the best look if you're trying to win people over.
Sounds based to me

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23503497

>>23503312

>> No.23503550

>>23503345
>"Why are these creatures made up to appeal to reverse rape fantasy such disgusting rapists?"

>> No.23503567

>>23503408
The new translation of Fallen Maidens 2. The walking sim where a couple of idiots think it'll be fine to walk right into Lescatie to grab a holy relic to use on the monsters.
I swear the monsters being OP is only half the reason why humans lose in the setting, the order also make stupid decisions at all times like trusting a fucking Tanuki to give them anti monsterization gear. Why would you do this.

>> No.23503568

>>23503345
It's nice they're passionate about their hobbies.

>> No.23503586

>>23503345
Several of them weren't really trying to win her over though, more just throwing her earlier insults back in her face. They also see the pleasure and love communicated during monsterization to be better than words.

Overall though its just dirty talk the monsters like to use in sexual situations. We see outside of it a lot of them behave quite differently toward Leah.

>> No.23503587

>>23503550
Not him, but going by the current state of the threads you'd have thought the current userbase would be more interested in cute posting than the reverse rape stuff.

>> No.23503613
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23503613

Seriously, just imagine the grocery bill

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>>23503567
Without her the two won't be able to get into town

>> No.23503620

>>23503550
That's not entirely correct, the creatures are primarily made for "fucking a monstergirl" fantasy and reverse rape is only a subsection of that.

>> No.23503633

>>23503618
And it's obvious from the start she's going to betray them. Because Tanuki.

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23503636

>>23503567
Albert at least didn't know he was working with a tanuki. Overall though it's explained that the Order is just that desperate.

Kuro even points out how multiple times she expected the duo would just give up and leave, that it should have been obvious they were only making it so far because the monsters wanted them to.

It didn't help that Albert was depressed and self destructive to the point that he basically wanted to die.

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23503637

I'm a little disappointed that there's no pictures of just a rata tail peaking out from behind a corner

>> No.23503641

>>23503345
I believe that corruption can indeed be god tier, but only if the specific monster is being considered. Simply writing off MGE corruption as "He's addicted to sex now" is a cop out, especially considering the rich diversity of monstergirls that are present. Consider the Hatter and the Kikimora. Would both corrupt you the same way?

>> No.23503657

>>23503633
She didn't really betray them though, she did what she said/was contracted to do. She just omitted certain things, and likewise made it plain the duo needn't tell her why they were doing what they were doing either.

She also repeatedly warned them, even about how the backway in she was taking them was just a means for a long-lived monster to amuse herself.

>> No.23503668

>>23503345
Yeah I wish you could play as a paladin and smite monster hoes. And maybe set an American flag into Lescatie capital's central square in the end.

>> No.23503690

>>23503620
To a degree, but the MGE is built heavily on the setting of their reality that states "monsters attack humans" and KC has noted he quite likes the dominating/forceful aspect of them, at least in the sense of "a gorgeous and powerful woman is taking the lead and pushing me down, this is great" rather than hardcore reverse rape.

This is exemplified when Leah apologizes for one of the more extreme ravishings she gives Albert, and he replies that no matter how fierce her words or actions seemed, she never actually hurt him.

>> No.23503711

>>23503668
>Yeah, I'd like to be able to explore a demon realm and get a good look into the average lifestyle there without the constant corruption stuff being shoved on the MC
>I BET YOU WANT TO KILL THEM ALL FAGGOT

>> No.23503717

>>23501586
>the succ tail
Succubi and demons are blessed

>> No.23503741

>>23503668
>And maybe set an American flag into Lescatie capital's central square in the end.
There is nothing wrong with this but it needs more Big white haired harpies though

>> No.23503745

>>23503711
To be fair the constant corruption and nothing but smug bitches as far the eye can see ARE the average lifestyle in demon realms.

>> No.23503752
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23503752

>>23503717
Indeed, their tails are quite important to them.

>Their tails generally have a heart-like shape, and when inma experience arousal and desire towards men, their tails waggle in an alluring manner as if to express those feelings. As usual, its sense of pain is dull, but it is an erogenous zone that reacts extremely sensitively when touched, and it's even more sensitive the closer it is to the tip or base, and when squeezed in the hands or taken inside the mouth, the pleasure is said to be equivalent to having the same thing performed on a penis. When corrupting human women, they use it for things like binding a woman by wrapping their long tail around her, or rubbing against her to produce pleasure. On the other hand, the act of wrapping their tail around a man is proof of profound love. A succubus would only gently wrap it around her husband or the man she's considering making into her husband, and wouldn't intentionally let another man touch it. Conversely, when a man touches an unmarried succubus' tail, it will be interpreted by the inma as an invitation for sex to bring the relationship to a deeper level. Touching the heart shaped tip area becomes a thing which is equivalent to courtship behavior and a marriage proposal to a inma.

>> No.23503765

What happens if you give a megamorphosis to a non-loli monster?

>> No.23503768

>>23503752
>On the other hand, the act of wrapping their tail around a man is proof of profound love. A succubus would only gently wrap it around her husband or the man she's considering making into her husband
I like to think succubi do this casually when doing stuff like taking a walk in the park with her husband ect.

>> No.23503775

>>23503711
>MY BITCHING IS DEEP REEEEE

>> No.23503777

>>23503765
https://youtu.be/OPSCjnwD3gc

>> No.23503778

>>23503752
>Wings on the lower back
This just annoys me.

>> No.23503780
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>>23503745
Actually, Lescatie is treated as pretty extreme even by monster standards. The novice Kikimora in Exet's game says as much, remarking that it's enough to make her quite distracted when trying to work.

I'm pretty sure at least one other monster notes how Lescatie is wilder than other mamono realms too, and if nothing else we see bright green mamono realms are conventionally beautiful and peaceful.

And even Lescatie is noted to have a worse reputation than it deserves, with the tanuki noting that the frenzy that resulted from its initial transformation is not how things usually are, and that everything calmed down in the aftermath.

>> No.23503787

>>23503778
They're for hip bouncing instead of flight.

>> No.23503798

>>23503778
Why? It's noted they are there to help with sex more than for ideal flying (succubi are inferior in flight compared to harpies, dragons and such).

Although, I think I recall a detailed post that once looked into the matter and found that mechanically/scientifically wings on the lower back are not as bad as one might think.

>> No.23503818

>>23503752
what happens if you accidentally step on it.

>> No.23503826

>>23503818
What happens when someone steps on your dick?

>> No.23503834

>>23503768
>Hold a succubus' hand
>She wraps her tail up your arm for EXTRA HOLDING POWER
>Then she starts rubbing the tip against you and you find yourself moaning in the bushes two minutes later

>> No.23503836

>>23503826
i dont have a dick that long for that to be a problem

>> No.23503837

>>23503818
The succubus says "ouch" and you apologize.

>>23503826
Not quite, Succubus Notebook states that while succubi have an enhanced sense of pleasure they have a rather dull sense of pain. They feel it of course, but not that much.

>> No.23503840

>>23503826
Orgasm, usually.

>> No.23503852

>>23503752
Wonder how they deal with pet cats slapping their tail around.

>> No.23503870

>>23503777
This pleases me greatly

>> No.23503882
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23503882

Wight being treated like a cute little zombie again!

>> No.23503884

>>23503778
She couldn't fly with those anyway

>> No.23503888
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>>23503752
To think there are all these super exotic mgs and I'm still the basic bitch who goes for the succs and demons.

>>23503778
Believe it or not its the correct position for balancing weight, since it divides it more evenly, so therefore hip-wings are more correct than back wings.

>> No.23503890

>>23503882
Every Sunday morning.

>> No.23503895

>>23503888
>hip-wings are more correct than back wings.
they look stupid

>> No.23503911

>>23503888
KC did design his succs to be OLEV, and he did it well. They may be vanilla, but vanilla is the flavor that defines the idea for a reason.

>> No.23503924

>>23503882
This is the part before she pushes you down isn't it

>> No.23503946

>>23503911
>OLEV
how many anons are aware this is a meme that came from a trap manga?

>> No.23503961
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>>23503924
Being perfect and elegant is stressful at times, Anon...give her a little break, why don't you?

>> No.23503962
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>>23503752
>A demon will never fuck your bussy with her tail
Why live?

>> No.23503969

>>23503888
Several of the MGE girls I like look even less exotic than a vanilla succubus.

>> No.23503973

>>23503752
I want to hold hands with a succubus tail.

>> No.23503990

>>23503969
This. I like the maijin types like Dark Mage the most which sometimes makes me wonder why I'm even here.
But then I remember the point of MGE isn't the animal ears or horns, it's how they behave.
Plus even though I'm a waifu fag there's nothing stopping me from having a cheeky fap to the other species now and then.

>> No.23504003

>>23503973
>Succs wrap their tail around their man's arm when they're together in public
Just imagine walking down the street together in at the store. She's leaned up against you, her tail around your arm, her head nestled up against your shoulder, one of her wings wrapped around you. She's holding your hand, your fingers interlocked.

>> No.23504018

>>23503752
I love these little bits of behavioural info so much. I'd be happy with a new book that only contained info like this.

>> No.23504028

>>23503969
Well they are the OG ones, probably elves are the next to them, but in this setting they are definitely the go-to mgs.

>>23503973
First when you meet one don't forget to give them a firm hand-tailshake.

>>23504003
Don't post things like these, because first they get me into this imagination field, then I get depressed.

>> No.23504052

>>23503946
Most people have forgotten that is even is a meme at this point.

>> No.23504060

>>23504003
>>23504028
Remember she can't h*ld your hand if you tie the dirty slut's hands behind her back first.

>> No.23504068

>>23504052
i dont think thats possible.

>> No.23504093

I wonder how normal of a life you can have in pandemonium before the locals get mad at you for not having constant sex.

>> No.23504111

>>23504060
or if you and she get so nervous the sweaty palms just slip away, haha gross

>> No.23504124

>>23504093
Couple minutes give or take

>> No.23504129

>>23502675
There's a different Baphomet, serving directly under Deruella. She shows up in the Mimiru chapter of Fallen Brides.

She has a name, but I can't remember it right now.

>> No.23504142

>>23503775
Do you even know what you're saying anymore?

>> No.23504165

>>23504093
>neighbors bang on your door because they don't hear fucking noises every night.

>> No.23504169

>>23504093
>Fallen God sending single angels to monitor anon and make sure he is having sex with his fallen wife
>He just wants to mow the lawn and have a drink

>> No.23504171

>>23504129
How many times does it need to be said that Fallen Brides is non-canon fanfiction made long before WG3 and Kuro's name was released. None of the stories were written by KC. It was kuro in the invasion of Lescatie. Her Sabbath (the extremist Sabbath) is based out of Lescatie.

>> No.23504185

>>23504093
Pandemonium seems like the worst place to be in the setting, because it's exactly what the HFY posters think demon realms are. All sex all the time, which must be great if you're a monster but I'd want to do other things now and then.

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>>23503961
>Wight takes your hand. Then slowly, delicately, sensually, begins to suck on your fingertips, one at a time. By the time she's halfway done with the first hand you're moaning like Cloud with the hand masseuse. By the time she finishes the second hand you've cum multiple times and she hasn't even touched you anywhere but your fingers.

>> No.23504202

>>23504169
>Trying to relax and sit outside with a beer
>Several of the Fallen's Angels are just silently standing in front of you, glaring and arms folded

>> No.23504220

>>23504185
I love it, the fallen god, chaos monster and monsters that are all about constant sex. If you don't or don't like dark demon realms then stay with green demon realms. Nobody is forcing it on you.

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>>23504185
And yet they somehow are able to export produce despite everyone supposedly being stuck in time. Makes me wonder if there is more to the place.

>> No.23504244

>>23504202
>"All the angels say is: 'lust, mating, pleasure.' I just wanna grill for Fallen God's sake!"

>> No.23504252

>>23504233
It probably just a metaphor that, as it's the heaven of the fallen god, there is no aging or death and not literal.

>> No.23504255

>>23504200
What a wonderful little prompt, Anon. A delightful way for her to show her roots, even as she flaunts her power!

>> No.23504267

>>23504220
There won't be anything else except those shithole demon realms if the extremist faction has anything to say about it, and they will because they're the dominant faction conquering shit and calling the shots within monster society,.

>> No.23504287

>dating an ancient evil monster girl who's caused the deaths of hundreds if not thousands of people
>now she just wants to live a normal life, make a family, and forget about her past
>but she can't help but get flashbacks to her evil past
where do I sign up to be her lover?

>> No.23504300

>>23504267
No, that's not how it works. No only can you create a green demon realms in a normal demon realm with elementals, green demon realms will continue to exist no matter what. The MGE world is fucking huge. The Order vs the royal makai takes place on one continent and has nothing to do with the vast majority of the world like Mist or Zipangu.

>> No.23504303

>>23504267
True, but the green realms seem nice. I'd want to live in one of those if possible, because a standard demon realm of eternal night just sounds depressing to me.

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>>23504267
They're a minority as far as rulers go anon. They are more pro-active, but most mamono realm expansion comes from passive means or cities/nations willingly allying with monsters.

Indeed it's noted that rather than dark mamono realms, it's actually the bright green kind that are increasing rapidly in recent times in the MGE world.

>> No.23504318

>>23504233
>despite everyone supposedly being stuck in time.
It just means that they don't age or have to worry about physical needs during their time inside. Wonderland is probably the same way, thanks to being a Lilim's Spirit Realm.

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>>23504287
Are you alright with the occasionally burnt meal, Anon?

>> No.23504332

>>23504028
>First when you meet one don't forget to give them a firm hand-tailshake.

>Anon is meting his succubus boss for the first time
>He tries to remember what's he's meant to do
>Look them in the eye and give them a firm handshake
>Succubi like it when you touch their tails, right? That's at least what they anons said on the internet
>Anon then proceeds to grab his bosses tail and give it a firm tail-shake
>Boss is impressed by his boldness
>She cancels all of her appointments so she can "get to know anon better"
>Anon is later transferred to be her personal assistant

>> No.23504349

>>23494592
thats just mean

>> No.23504354

>>23504324
It happens

>> No.23504357
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23504357

>>23504318
Except the dark angel profile outright refers to Pandemonium as a place where "the same moment continues for eternity." Obviously that's not quite the case, but we are lacking info on just how it really works. It may be as you say, or it may be more complicated.

>> No.23504389

>>23504324
What the hell was Wight up to during her earlier years?

>> No.23504405

>>23504389
Supposedly in the case of that anon his Wight was that giant monster during the previous Demon Lord's run.
Why anyone would want a wife whose natural state is massacring and eating people is anyones guess.

>> No.23504414

>>23504357
The one thing that I wonder is if Pandemonium is stuck in the same moment. If one person were to arrive, wait a year, then leave. Will they return to the exact moment they entered, or will they be sent to the current time?

>> No.23504422

>>23504357
And according to the entries Atlach-Nachas are ending the world not to mention a bunch of other exaggerations. the entries are written by the Scholar through second hand information. He most likely has never been to Pandemonium.

>> No.23504424

>>23504389
Zombies take a lot of loving to become wights, after the Demon Queen did her thing.
It stands to reason that perhaps the method of becoming a wight may have been a tad gruesome before Her Lewdness changed things.

>> No.23504428
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23504428

>>23503990
Dark Mage is one my favourites too.

>> No.23504449

>>23500596
Druella just need a hug from mommy Lilith.

>> No.23504458

>>23504422
Yes, I'm just noting that unlike with atlach-nacha and other such things, we haven't gotten clarifications or second opinions. Pandemonium remains one of the big mysteries of the setting.

>> No.23504474

>>23504405
That doesn't look like a human corpse.

>> No.23504483

>>23504428
Not a fan of the standard DM's outfit though, it's a bit too complicated and excessive.
That said, while I like the one I gave my wife I do think I missed the opportunity to make it feel a bit more in the style of MGE. Still, I love the "evil" witch look too much.

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>>23504405
>Why anyone would want a wife whose natural state is massacring and eating people is anyones guess.

Well anon that was the natural state of most monsters in the previous era, and they didn't exactly have any say in being like that. Many weren't even sapient.

>> No.23504506

>>23504474
Most if not all waifu fags have headcanon and details that go against the setting when you talk to them about it. There's nothing really wrong with this though, because KC's writing and world building isn't exactly perfect anyway.

>> No.23504600

>>23504428
There's never going to be anything wrong with an attractive human woman, even when she's surrounded by exotic beauties.

>> No.23504664
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>>23504324
Man imagine having the fucked up Total Warhammer / Berserk styled shit world one day and then the following one MGs roaming about instead.

Actually...if it took more time for some monsters to change over than others you could have human / MG vs Monsters chicantery instead.

>> No.23504688

>>23504600
Dark mage is an odd case along with sabbath witches, in that they look human but have a monster's personality and powers.
Not sure why anyone would waifu them out of all the other girls they could have in a monster girl setting, but I know there's at least one guy who has.

>> No.23504692

Went from Dragon slaying to Dragon laying real QUICK.

>> No.23504697

>>23504093
I always thought a married Dark Angel's behavior would be similar to devils, and would let him relax and be spoiled by them, but go back to sex as soon as the euphoria starts to wear off.

>> No.23504716

>>23504697
>They possess the unique ability to find out about men’s sexual taste and fetishes through the act of sexual intercourse itself. They may become sadistic or masochistic, in order to match the desires of a given man.
They are pretty much whatever their husband wants them to be.

>> No.23504754

>>23504688
>but I know there's at least one guy who has.
Right here.
I went through a period of doubt recently but came out of it just loving Dark Mages more. I've always been a sucker for attractive spellcasters and while I started out a Lichfag Dark Mage just about came on top thanks to her profile and lifestyle really speaking to me. Lich experiments in a hidden dungeon or tower sound fun but living in a comfy woodland with a witch who just uses magic because it feels good and is the dominant partner in a mage-familiar relationship is the life I'd want if there was a choice.

>> No.23504778

>>23504357
I like that about dark angels and griffons.
You could be walking behind one, staring at their ass and they'd know it without having to turn around.
Next you know they're sashaying their hips even more and leading my dumbass into an alley.

>> No.23504786

>>23504664
>Actually...if it took more time for some monsters to change over than others you could have human / MG vs Monsters chicantery instead.

No worries there. It's noted that while initially all Lilith could do was start changing the instincts and natures of monsters, after she got her husband she was able to transform them all into monster girls in a single night.

>> No.23504810

>>23504688
>Not sure why anyone would waifu them out of all the other girls they could have in a monster girl setting,

One reason would be that with them you get monster sexual abilities in a otherwise human package. It's sort of the best of both worlds for some.

>> No.23504825

>>23504600
I may be biased but Dark Mages are pretty exotic as far as I'm concerned from a non-magical Earth perspective. Sure, they don't have horns or pointy ears, but they are specialists in powerful sex magic and that sounds like a good time to me.

>> No.23504840

Beware of weighted Ittan-momen, anons. They have an inescapable grapple that deals tons of comfort damage!

>> No.23504851

>>23504840
>All the weight is in the chest and ass.

>> No.23504877

>>23504165
>>23504169
>>23504202
>>23504244
But, Saturday’s are made for dad!

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>>23504786
Kind of boring but oh well I suppose.

I bet those days of Lizardmen (literal ones) going from ravenous beasts to more honorable Warrior / Duelists or the massive Orc Wagh ravaging a small country suddenly disbanding because they were no longer in the mood for pillaging were pretty wild though.

>> No.23504942

>>23504904
I'd want to see what happened at the dungeon. Monsters getting all upset they can't find the key to your cell because it got lost in the orgy.

>> No.23504964

>>23504840
>comfort damage
What are the damage types that a new paladin should look out for?

>> No.23505076
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23505076

>>23504904
Stuff like that probably happened, but on a smaller scale than you might think. Monsters apparently only attacked humans in large, coordinated numbers after a mamono lord is selected to organize them. Lilith came to power toward the end of the "humans are mostly left alone and increase in population" stage of the "cycle of the world" that existed back then.

Cycle pictured here not related, beyond showing what a previous era werewolf looked like.

>> No.23505081

>>23504964
Psychic damage from speaking to MGs with silver tongues. Nothing good ever comes from speaking of the Chief God with a Dark Priest.

>> No.23505096

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MpiK6ncKQfM
Jormugandr waifu when

>> No.23505103

>>23504786
>>23504904
Succubi in those days would succ the men that capture to death.

Eventually they realized if they keep the man alive instead of doing that they won't have to go out and abduct some man walking alone at night.

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>>23505096
>Jormugandr
>Bad breath
>terrified of lightning and thunder
>tends to chew on her own tail
>smashes apart everything near her when she rolls over
>weirdly gets mistaken for a catgirl sometimes

>> No.23505159

>>23505076
I wish KC opened a Skeb for lewd chibi commissions. he does such a good job.

>> No.23505160

>>23505103
I like the anecdotes about them having to teach other monsters human husbandry.

>> No.23505186

>>23504483
I mostly like the profile outfit apart from a few things, but design of the profile girl herself is top-tier.
A Dark Mage fully fitting my preference would be the profile girl with a different age and body type.

>> No.23505197

I want to fight a legendary lizardgirl warrior that have at this point become a CC warrior since nobody could defeat her!

>> No.23505214

>>23505197
Just taunt her with the fact that she'll die alone without a husband.

Works for CC Dragons too

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>>23491486

>> No.23505272

>>23505214
>Taunt her until she rapes you just so you can't say she's a virgin any more

>> No.23505286

>>23505160
Indeed, though their new husbands helped too. I can only imagine the crazy situations them and the succubi ended up in as they tried to explain various things to formerly wild or non-sapient monsters.

For reference for anyone not sure of what we're talking about:

>Most monsters who had lived in the wild until then were ignorant of civilization, but due to having been endowed with the power of a inma by the mamono lord, they instinctively knew how to obtain a human man; however, it was extremely difficult for them to prepare a place where they could live with their men after that. It was the succubi who assisted them in the midst of that confusion. The succubi had already been keeping men as livestock since the age of the former mamono lords, so they were knowledgeable about the details of human ecology and how to make a place where humans could live healthily. They prepared optimal environments for bringing their human men to live as husband and wife, and many monster states, villages, and so on, were established.

>Additionally, most of the men who had been kept by succubi became their husbands just like that, and when the foundations of monster states, villages, and so on, were laid, having been able to receive the cooperation of these creative human men with their knowledge of civilization and technology is also purported to have been a huge boon. From the succubi's point of view, it could be interpreted that they simply arbitrarily created towns and societies where it would be easier for them to live to suit themselves, but since all monsters have the nature of a inma, these turned out to be very suitable for the other monsters as well. From the very beginning, succubi were a race that easily became involved with humans, so they actively accumulated knowledge of human society and culture, transmitted it to monsters, and modified it to be more preferable to them. In this way, succubi are the race that brought about most of the cultural and social developments in monster civilization.

>> No.23505302

>>23505256
Great thing about beaches in the MGE world, there are beach babes regardless of the beach's location or temperature.

>> No.23505313

>>23505256
>this beach is too hot

>> No.23505372

>>23505256
Is it safe to be on a beach with ship wrecks in the sand?

>> No.23505389

>>23505372
The ghost pirates are friendly once you get to know them.

>> No.23505404

>>23505389
I'd just be worried about a rusty nail or broken glass, I once nearly cut my toe off on a broken bottle

>> No.23505411

>>23505389
You'd best start believing in ghost pussies, though.

>> No.23505414

>>23505272
I mean even if that counts as me losing the fight I still win

>> No.23505429

What is the best loli species for headpats while they sit on your lap?

>> No.23505437

>>23505411
>You're in one!
spooky

>> No.23505448

>>23505437
Really more applicable to undead sandworms, though.

>> No.23505458

>>23505429
Kobolds are the standard laploli species, but if you want something more exotic, I suggest a dormouse or imp.

>> No.23505485

>>23505429
Any feline

>> No.23505504
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melon

>> No.23505522
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23505522

>>23505389
AAAAA AAAAA THE BLOOD RUNS COLD
WE TAKE OUR LOOT AND WE DON'T GET OLD

>> No.23505523

>>23505429
Sabbath sneks

>> No.23505533

>>23505523
Even a young bunyip is still pretty big, right?

>> No.23505539

>>23505522
That's a sexy pirate

>> No.23505595

>>23504851
Don't forget that the original Ittan-Momen is known to kill by smothering humans. These Ittans may not be deadly but you can still expect this one to trap your face in her breasts or underneath her huge ass.

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>>23505523
I don't know, anon. She's still long enough to constrict your legs!

>> No.23505616

>>23505604
Who needs loli monsters when you have gilfs

>> No.23505631

>>23505616
Her Sabbath is one where the monsters are actually old and wise. They chose to be in loli bodies since it's more convienent for them.

>> No.23505666

>>23504305
How is there so little fanart of her?

>> No.23505668

>>23505631
>>They chose to be in loli bodies since it's more convienent for them.
>Too short to reach high shelves
>Less surface area for any magic-enhancing insignia
>Smaller body probably means that they can't hold as much mana as an adult body
Ah yes, so convenient.

>> No.23505674

Imagine getting raped by a sexy fish at the bottom of a lake while she's kissing you air and you get to look up at the sun shimmering on the surface

>> No.23505675

>>23505668
They can easily levitate themselves or objects.
Otherwise, loli bodies are canonically the most magically optimal, sorry bud.

>> No.23505682

>Breaking News
>A market in Dragonia was thrown into chaos today as a Wurm tried to apprehend what she called a "scared and lost little boy."
>When told the boy in question was twenty two, the Wurm continued to insist he was too young go out on his own and he needed a mommy.
>The young man could not comment, as the Wurm refuses to release him from her cleevage
>We'll have more on this story as it unfolds

>> No.23505696

>>23505675
>Otherwise, loli bodies are canonically the most magically optimal, sorry bud.
Where does it say this? And I'm not your bud, pal.

>> No.23505702

>>23505595
And that's what makes it so great.

>> No.23505712

>>23505668
They're more conduits for mana than storage tanks. That's the mans job.

>> No.23505718

>>23505256
She's Mrs. Icicle, she's Mrs. 10 Below

>> No.23505720
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23505720

Nice and tender chicken breasts

>> No.23505724

>>23505675
WGIII outright states:
>The only reason [Shirokuto's Sabbath members] assume a childish form is because it is more convenient for using magic.
I'll see if I can find anything else, but Shirokuto's group are essentially the magical min-maxers of MGE, so if they consider that to be the best form then they're probably not wrong.
Especially since it's not like they can't use megamorphosis.

>> No.23505731

>>23505724
Whoop, that's for >>23505696

>> No.23505739

>>23505720
Those are gonna make flying hard

>> No.23505748
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23505748

>>23505256
What did you DO TO MY BOAT YOU HARLOT!

Do you have any idea how hard that's to going to be to repair!? Or where there's even trees for the wood to make the repairs in the first place!

GAHHHhhhhhhhhhhh

>> No.23505750
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23505750

>>23505720
Bird Up!

>> No.23505758

>>23505750
I could go for some thighs

>> No.23505759

>>23505750
you know what they say bird is the word

>> No.23505761

>>23505724
So that's why loli pawns in Dragon's Dogma were all casters...

>> No.23505771

>>23505739
Chickens usually don't fly

>> No.23505780

>>23505724
The biggest flaw with this logic is that Lilims are almost all adult sized, and they're stronger spell casters than Baphos. KC has a habit of going against his own canon sometimes and I find it weird.

>> No.23505781

Which monster would be most embarrassed by how much they enjoy headpats?

>> No.23505787

>>23505720
The family sized bucket is best

>> No.23505789

Which monsters would give me headpats?

>> No.23505790

>>23505780
Lilims are Lilims and would be strong regardless.
It's not that being adult-sized is a big hinderance that curtails spellcasting entirely, it's that being lolis gives Shiro's Sabbath an extra edge.

Shirokuto herself probably IS more magically powerful than some Lilims, though.

>> No.23505792

>>23505780
Once you're that busted you aren't obligated to worry about min/maxing so it can still plausibly go either way.
Queen of hearts certainly isn't a pushover either.

>> No.23505794

>>23505780
>Lilims are almost all adult sized
There are literally 2 named canon Lilims. 3 if you count the nameless entry. And one of the two we know is also an Alice.

>> No.23505800

>>23505682
Man, some kids get all the luck.

>> No.23505805

>>23505780
Becoming a loli makes it easier, not that it's going to grant a massive power boost all on its own. We're to believe there's a significant power gap between the average Lilim and other monsters, even when compared to the upper tier like nine tailed foxes, dragons, baphomets and pharaohs.

>> No.23505810

>>23505780
>>23505790
>>23505805
As far as I can tell Lilims are never stated to be the strongEST spellcasers.
They're just in the "incredibly powerful" pile at the top tier along with Baphos, 9-tail Inari, etc.

>> No.23505813

>>23505781
Leader species or any kind of elf.
>>23505789
Any of the mindbreaker species.

>> No.23505823

>>23505780
I wonder how being child sized is meant to make magic easier to cast.

>> No.23505826

>>23505720
>>23505758
Birds are for eating. "Devour" them with your choice of seasoning. I'd go for a nice honey glaze.

>> No.23505833

>>23505823
I don't know if it's any easier, just slightly more efficient.

>> No.23505836

>>23505720
Are all harpies like this?

>> No.23505839

I want a automaton roomba maid girl I feel like that would be the pinnacle of maid and machine

>> No.23505841
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23505841

>>23505794
And said Alice Lilim is notably stated to have the most powerful magic of any of the lilim.

That said, lilims in general are noted for great power and abilities other monsters don't have, but they are never stated to be the greatest spellcasters, at least not by default.

Anyway, regarding the topic of why loli bodies are ideal for spellcasting, here's the section from World Guide 3 that explains it in detail:

>Here's What's Amazing About a Witch's Body!

>And that's not the half of it. Based on the research of our Sabbath, it is believed that the body of a little girl is extremely well suited to spellcasting and replenishing mana. Just as children absorb all sorts of things as they grow, since a young witch's body is maintained in an immature state where she grows from absorbing various things from her surroundings, it enables her to more easily absorb mana from outside her body. In other words, they have a superior essence siphoning ability. And since they are monsters, unlike human children, they can even siphon essence through their mouth and vagina. Despite being tiny, these organs are extremely well suited for holding a penis deep inside and sucking up essence; the rate of efficiency of converting obtained semen into mana is at least on par with, if not better than that of an inma. Furthermore, since their body is constantly developing, they're also highly adaptive in that when they receive pleasure and mana from men, their body can change so that they're able to absorb it with even greater efficiency. That is to say, by repeatedly having sex, they can even more easily build up their body to be extremely sensitive to the pleasure induced by onii-chan and greedily absorb essence and accumulate mana.

>Additionally, since their body easily absorbs mana and magic power provided, they are also well suited to mastering magic that is autocast. They have an affinity for various systems of magic such as “nymphomancy”, in which spells are invoked by pure desire, and “theriomancy”, in which spell formulas are imprinted in one's instinct. “Dark insignia”, which engrave spell formulas into the body, also acclimate to their body more easily.

>> No.23505842

>>23505836
Big breasted?
Silly?
Like American Fast Food Chains?
Enjoy foodplay?

>> No.23505844

>>23505823
>>23505833
I imagine it's not any more efficient and it's just "convenience" like having a better grasp of details of drawn sigils and the sort by being smaller, like those big ones you'd see drawn on the floor. Also easier to do group stuff in relatively small spaces like the aforementioned circles.

It's easier to do a summoning ritual if you draw the summoning circle just big enough to accomodate everyone who'd take part in it, and even moreso if they're small. Sandworm-sized magicians would probably run out of chalk a hundredth of the way in.

>> No.23505847

>>23505836
Oh no anon, if you try to flirt with a royal harpy the same way you do with a normal one, prepare for rants and rapes.
>"I'm not one of your fried chicken tramps! I'm royalty, I like my men dangerous, mysterious! You want to be my lover? Earn it! Seduce me!"

>> No.23505849

>>23505839
Surely you would rather have an eldritch slime or a dog bird instead of a mere robot

>> No.23505853

>>23505847
I deploy pocket millet.

>> No.23505855

>>23505847
Made for surprise buttsecks

>> No.23505861

>>23505780
The biggest flaw with this logic is that there aren't enough Lilims around to worship.

>> No.23505868
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23505868

>>23505855
>>23505855
>surprise buttsecks

>> No.23505872
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23505872

>>23505861
You only need one lilim to worship

>> No.23505875

>>23505872
Nice hat

>> No.23505885

>>23505847
I've got just the song for it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YojvbhKOxMc

>> No.23505892

>>23505872
She isn't for worship, she's for bonking

>> No.23505900

Would monsters enjoy the latest slow burn, bone chilling, atmosphere-oozing, trope-subverting, genre-redefining, gut-wrenching, spine-tingling, emotionally taxing, paranoia-inducing, jaw-clenching, nerve-wracking, character-development driven, soul-shaking, nail-biting, anxiety-ridden, kafkaesque, post-lynchian, question-asking, socially-aware, ethnically-diverse, politically-cognizant, culturally relevant, socially-prescient, thought-provoking, artisanally-crafted and cheap jumpscares free horror films?

>> No.23505902
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23505902

>>23505875
Hats are wonderful!

>> No.23505906
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23505906

>>23505789
She can actually been very understanding when I've had a bad day, despite trying my best.

>> No.23505907
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23505907

>>23505892
fuk u
>>23505902
hats

>> No.23505912

>>23505872
I thought she was taken

>> No.23505932

>>23505907
>>23505902
Too bad those hats aren't unusual and I doubt they are remotely strange

>> No.23505965

>>23505604
Is that a tiny echidna? Adorable

>> No.23505970
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23505970

>>23505902
Yes they are!

>> No.23505974

>>23505932
My Dear Wife's is slightly unusual! She's able to pull small things out of it, with no explanation of how she does so, since she doesn't really know any spells or magic! How does she keep a set of tea cups in there without them falling out, then just put them away like nothing? I truly do not know!

>> No.23505979

>>23505965
>"Silence, onii-chan. I'm researching."
>she's just looking at a pictures of babies while rubbing her stomach, whispering "Someday, onii-chan..."

>> No.23505980

>>23505970
I like how vibrant that red is against the black. Cute Dark Mage

>> No.23505983

>>23502091
Quick everyone! She can't be blocked by more than one person! So someone needs to do it by themselves!

>> No.23505993
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23505993

>>23505907
>>23505970
Hat friends!

>> No.23505995

>>23505974
Does she have that authentic mercury lined brim?

>> No.23505998
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23505998

>That young man fills me with hope... and some other emotions that are weird and deeply confusing...

>> No.23506000

>>23505974
>"Oh my, look at the time."
>pours the rest of her tea into her hat before dropping the cup inside, then places the hat back on her head
>???

>> No.23506018

>>23505995
It would really be unfitting if she didn't, right? Maybe she makes sure to grow it with some mercury particles settled in!
>>23506000
Yes!!! Delightfully unpredictable, undeniably eccentric! And if ever an uninitiated try to ask or bring attention, she'd merely move on to the next topic! No time for such silly questions, there's dodos to spy on!

>> No.23506021

>>23505993
Big hats are best hats!

>> No.23506024

>>23505998
>start to worry when you catch your squire eating Prisoner Fruits

>> No.23506025

>>23505998
I still have a hard time believing that's male.

>> No.23506028

>>23505998
>ywn turn a faggot to a succubus that could outlewd a lilim

>> No.23506035

>>23506018
>>23506000
>"Hey, can you pull a rabbit out of your hat?"
>"Well I can certainly ask her!"
>"Haha- wait what?"
>March Hare head peeks out from the brim
>"Ahahaaa~ p-pull out? Of a hat? You want to pull me out? Ohhh~ Oh yes~!"

>> No.23506036
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23506036

>>23505993
Change places!

>> No.23506043

>>23506035
One must be careful what they ask for in Wonderland after all!
>>23506036
Such a delight that greenopi did this! I just knew it would make for an adorable shot!

>> No.23506044

>>23505998
>gives their men this as a uniform
>"Why do our guys keep Alping?"

>> No.23506057

>>23506044
>The general's wife keeps suggesting all these frustrating changes! How's she got his ear so much on military matters?!
>(General's wife ufufu's in dark strategy)

>> No.23506061
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23506061

>>23505841
So TL;DR,
>since children are (usually) growing bodies, they adapt quickly.
>Growing bodies require nutrition, so they absorb mana efficiently to do so.
>Since they are highly adaptive, their bodies adapt to receive alot of pleasure and mana from Onii-Chan.

So essentially, they've just adapted themselves to be able to quickly and efficiently recharge mana, which is perfect for a magic caster. Something something, hard to teach an old dog new tricks.

>> No.23506080
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23506080

>>23505965
Tiny upper-tier monstergirls certainly are adorable. Along with a couple of other adjectives.

>> No.23506092
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23506092

>Mediocre!

>> No.23506127

Would Leanan Sidhes enjoy watching Bob Ross videos?

>> No.23506149

>>23505892
>attacking a lilim, or any high-level monster
They will probably sense your mana before you have the chance. I hope you have an escape plan.

>> No.23506159

>>23506149
A combination of a rambling confusing apology, pocket sand and an uber waiting just outside.

>> No.23506160
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23506160

>>23504349
Scout's just trying to show them that he likes them

>> No.23506191

>>23505789
Flayers would do that before sticking one of her tentacles into your ear

>> No.23506200

>>23505998
>when it alps but tries to hide it but isn't aware of the passive succubus charm.

>> No.23506204 [SPOILER] 
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23506204

>>23506149
This was my idea. Unless she has some sort of future sight, time rewind, or plot armor, it should work.

>> No.23506210

>You'll never have have Kikimora triplet maids who decide who is going to be your personal attendant for the day by applying different color lipstick and seeing who can leave mark the furthest down your dick

>> No.23506212

>>23506025
He became the most dangerous Alp for a reason.

>> No.23506216

>>23491486
Jinkos are cute! Much cuter than memecats and other feline girls

>> No.23506232
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23506232

I want to train my alp Dark Esquire to properly sheathe my longsword.

>> No.23506246

>>23506210
>eventually end up with a multi-color smudge around the base of your dick
They'll have to come up with some new way of deciding.

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>>23506216
>memecats

>> No.23506298

>>23506269
>Swipes right

>> No.23506303
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23506303

>>23506232
>sheathe my longsword.

>> No.23506412
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23506412

A dangerous goat.

>> No.23506425

>>23506412
>can't handle lewd situations
I'd have so much fun bullying her, I probably wouldn't even mind her making me a gluttonous bastard.

>> No.23506443

>>23504405
huh I assumed she was on of its victims.

>> No.23506451

>>23506269
Would using something spicy to prank her back be going too far?

>> No.23506496
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23506496

>>23506451
I'd imagine she'd chain you up and rape you nonstop for days as payback

>> No.23506504

>>23506425
Just keep her off balance with lewds.

>> No.23506515

>>23506412
The only danger that obese slob poses is falling on someone when she gets a heart attack.

>> No.23506536

>>23506496
So you are saying is there is no downside?

>> No.23506574

>>23506496
>You will never be bullied by a group of Ocelomeh who tie you up and force you to eat incredibly hot chili peppers.

>> No.23506596
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23506596

>tfw you will never rest with a fox on her tails

>> No.23506604

>>23506515
Listen buddy as much as you may hate it, that is peak broodmother performance.

>> No.23506620

>>23505780
>the most shit monsters are also mary sues
And this is why magic in high fantasy settings has a stigma of being a crutch.

>> No.23506623

>>23506596
That's the kind of Fox to order pizza and ask them to 'send their cutest delivery guy'.

>> No.23506631

>>23506604
This. Thicc monsters are made for pumping out daughter after daughter.

>> No.23506635

>>23506623
Don't worry, it's contactless delivery.

>> No.23506639

>>23506623
How does the pizza place know who to send?

>> No.23506640
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23506640

>>23506620
I want a mary sue monster that's a weaker monster species.

>> No.23506649

>>23506639
And how do they still have single delivery men?

>> No.23506655
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23506655

>>23506640

>> No.23506658

>>23506649
clearly the man delivers in under 30 minutes

>> No.23506662
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23506662

What material do you think Bapho-sama’s panties and leggings are made out of?

>> No.23506664

>>23505892
>Pop quiz: How long's it take to fuck a moron silly? *BUZZ* Sorry, time's up, you came!"

>> No.23506671

>>23506662
the tears of old hags

>> No.23506682

>>23506149
>They will probably sense your mana before you have the chance.
Doesn't matter. They'll never hit him, his head's so tiny

>> No.23506709
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23506709

>>23506596

>> No.23506712

>>23506649
Delivery services double as matchmaking services

>> No.23506730

>>23506604
You seem to have mixed up "peak broodmother performance" with "peak cholesterol performance"

>> No.23506732

What about monsters without mofu having mofu?

>> No.23506738

>>23506623
>local pizza place is fed up with losing delivery boys to the "send your cutest delivery boy" requests
>Fox answers the door
>it's a gruff, mean looking White Horn with a grease-spotted shirt, Boston accent, and constantly smoking
>"Here's ya stinkin' pizza, dat'll be 13.98"
>"No tip? Dirty animal, filthy NEET"
>tips dropped drastically but so did delivery boy turnover

>> No.23506746

>>23506649
Some of the delivery guys had to deal with going through a Wurm neighborhood or through the volcanic plains known for its Manticores and Hellhounds. They're the best at avoid getting caught by aggressive monstergirls.

Plus the hazard pay is extremely generous which is why they keep doing those deliveries.

>> No.23506758

>>23506738
What a scary White Horn, I bet men who get pizza delivered by her fumble for their wallet in a panic while she goes 'Haaahnnn?!'

>> No.23506772

>>23506738
>Boston accent
im not familiar with american accents what does that one sound like?

>> No.23506779

>>23506772
I'm guessing TF2 scout's

>> No.23506780

>>23506746
>Some of the delivery guys had to deal with going through a Wurm neighborhood
>Delivery boys become delivery men
>Save tons of money on gas delivering with their wives instead of using a truck

>> No.23506793

>>23506631
Listen friend, back in the day wide set hips and plump thighs were all the rage because it was more likely your wife could pump out children without too many issues.

Humans have barely changed over time in taste, as much as society will tell you otherwise.

>> No.23506805

I think I wrote a story about a pizza boy and some catgirl getting anchovy pizza. Can't remember when I made it.

>> No.23506806
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23506806

The Tiger fears the Maus.

>> No.23506815

>>23506779
Scout was a Brooklyn accent

>> No.23506816

>>23506805
Ah, here it is.
>>/jp/thread/S21702495#p21705486

>> No.23506836

>>23506780
>CC Fox sees delivery men
>senses that he's already married to a Wurm
>barely gets any tips
This is why the pizza places prefer single men

>> No.23506856

>>23506836
I'd ride a moped and deliver pizza quickly

>> No.23506859

>>23506772
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nshCCUm2AoY

>> No.23506865

>>23506836
>implying the look of a sad Wurm won't make her give a fair tip

>> No.23506867

>>23506815
the entire northeast sounds all the same to me.

>> No.23506884

>>23506815
>You will never be catcalled by a group of Brooklyn P'Orc construction workers.

>> No.23506901
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23506901

I want to be fussed over by my fox momster.

>> No.23506918

>>23506901
This is how you get teased by the Monster Girls at school.

>> No.23506920

magus anon after this arc I would love to see a high fantasy story involving a demon

>> No.23506925

>>23506867
He's from Boston, ironically, but he speaks like a fucking Brooklyner.

>> No.23506929
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23506929

Dourmice turning the tables and raping you in your sleep!

>> No.23506937

>>23506929
>wake up to empty balls and a bloated dormouse passed out on top of you

>> No.23506964

>>23506929
I could go for an aggressive, corrupted Dormouse that sneaks into your bed at night and has her way with you.

>> No.23506986

>>23506964
Graped dormouse might be fun.

>> No.23507001
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23507001

Gonna turn a haughty shortstack into a sizequeen broodmother if it's the last thing I do!

>> No.23507019

>>23506929
>anon has a dream of being a level 1 adventurer
>he stumbles upon a Manticore and got poisoned and milked dry
>wake up to see a Dormouse sleeping next to him with cum stains everywhere on her and the bed

>> No.23507024

>>23506929
Nightmares must be so envious

>> No.23507038

>>23506918
Well, that’s when you tease them back by kissing your momster goodbye every morning at school in front of those girls and that single CC Succubus teacher.

>> No.23507070

>>23507038
>CC Succ teacher secretly wishes anon would kiss her like that every morning when he comes to school
>has to settle with kissing the sports day photo she took while no one was looking because she lacks the confidence to seduce him

>> No.23507079

>>23506918
Be careful of Cheshires in MG highschool. They love taking off your pants and you have to catch her to get them back

>> No.23507082
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23507082

I need some monster legal advice.
If she gets drunk and I don't consent, is it rape?

>> No.23507101

>>23507082
Yes, and you will be required by law to take responsibility for any daughters fathered.

>> No.23507147

Some Monsters girls can mask the appearance of something right

>> No.23507160

>>23507147
If you're asking whether or not they can hide their monster bits, then yes, some monsters know how to do that with magic.

>> No.23507173

>>23503657
>t. tanuki

>> No.23507189

>>23507160
No like buildings and things I think it was mentioned in regards to sabbaths I’m not sure

>> No.23507193
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>> No.23507209

>>23504405
That's interesting. My personal favourite wight backstory is the commander into wight transformation, so I interpreted this as her being one of the soldiers, not the enormous thingy.

>> No.23507226

>>23507193
Why carry around a weapon when your waifu can BE the weapon?

>> No.23507243

>>23504904
Cainhurst ghost babes > snail cuties

>> No.23507263

>>23507001
My brother.

>> No.23507273
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>> No.23507277

>>23507189
That was more like a mirror/pocket dimension dimension, IIRC.

>> No.23507278

You know that rhyme about two snakes and telling which is poisonous
>red on black friend of jack red on yellow kill a fellow
How would this work for monsters?

>> No.23507282

>>23505841
That's stupid. Also wouldn't the larger body imply greater capacity for magic? Not to mention the absorption of atmospheric magic would be utterly negligible compared to directly ingesting SE, which is the sameregardless ofyour size.

Also
>unreliable narrator
>Trusting the Sabbath to not shill pedophilia

>> No.23507283

>>23507278
>like a grape, you're in for rape

>> No.23507300

>>23507273
>She "Gao"s instead

>> No.23507304

>>23507273
300 dollar fine.

>> No.23507320

Warrior monsters shouldn't take mages so lightly. There's no telling what they have up their sleeves.

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>>23507304

>> No.23507354
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23507354

>>23507282
Mana capacity has nothing to do with body size though. Recall that in its base state mana has no mass or physical form.

Also, it's not talking about just siphoning mana from the atmosphere, but siphoning mana from her mate during sex. The implication being that no, monsters do not all absorb everything their husband pumps into them, some individuals and body types are better at it than others.

All in all though, it's not that lolis are innately better with magic, they just may be more efficient with it overall.

>> No.23507368

>>23507354
What if one makes a machine that surpasses the loli's mana efficiency?

>> No.23507378
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23507378

Are there any Dorf Weresheeps or Dorf Nightmares?

>Why yes I need sleep, how could you tell?

>> No.23507383

>>23507282
Sorry, you'll simply have to deal with the fact loli bodies are superior to titcows at absorbing mana. And pleasure.

>> No.23507392

>>23507001
It better not be the last thing you do; you'd have a brood to take care of.

>> No.23507413

>>23507283
but whats the rhyme for the harmless snek

>> No.23507418

>>23507383
Imagine having such shit taste and knowledge.

>> No.23507420

>>23507001
>Adventuring Anon wakes up to find that all the unmarried monster girls in the surrounding area are shortstacks 'just because'
>Quests aren't to find the reason why but to help them reach the high shelves.

>> No.23507455

>>23507282
>>23507354
"Less body mass = Less Mamano Mana used to keep herself alive" makes sense to me.

Also seems like, the same way you might exercise at the gym to get stronger, and some may get gains easier than others, it's that lolis get better results training in absorbing Mana from her husband and using it, than other body types.

>> No.23507464

>>23507368
A machine that absorbs mana from sex better than any monster girl? One would think it would have to become a monster girl itself to do that.

And without love involved, well it would be dangerous. Recall that monsters can only absorb so much from their mates because the love and pleasure causes mamono mana to increase and thus they can pump back in enough to keep the man healthy.

>> No.23507472

>>23507354
>Mana capacity has nothing to do with body size though
But mana regeneration does. Okay.

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23507476

>>23507455
>MAGICLETS MAD THEY DON'T BETTER GAINS THAN LOLIS

>> No.23507478
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23507478

What do the bad ends in VNs made for monster girls?

>> No.23507488

>>23507478
Are you okay?

>> No.23507492

>>23507455
In fact I was thinking about this over coffee. A mature body is larger and has greater capacity for mana. My first thought was giant lolis. But I realized simply growing up into an adult is probably more efficient and less costly than directly scaling yourself up to be larger.

>> No.23507500
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23507500

>>23507455
If that were really the case though then mana amount wouldn't be related to what type of being you were but to body mass.

Everything living in the MGE uses mana yes, but the average amount is noted to be based on the "tier" of being. i.e. from least to most mana we have:

Plants
Animals
Humans
Monsters
Gods

Going by that, a elephant sized mamono realm pig probably has less mana than a human or monster despite its greater size. The amount of mana needed to keep something alive is after all much less than the amount it may be able to produce for spells and such. Hence why someone can keep living provided they retain even a small amount of their regular mana amount (which happens if they drain all their usable mana via spells or other means).

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23507502

>>23507488
14 hr work shift leave me smart as wurm

>> No.23507526

>>23507472
By body type I mean immature vs. mature. Note that nowhere in the explanation is body size mentioned as the reason its more efficient, rather it's the body's "immature/growing" state that makes it more efficient for mana absorption and adaptation.

Indeed, if the lolis were giant but otherwise identical it would likely make no difference.

>> No.23507536

>>23507420
>"How did all of your stuff get put on the top shelves if you live by yourself?"
>"D-don't ask questions, just help me."
>"Fine. What do you need."
>"Those books."
>Big Book of Big Studs, Stretching and You: How to Ride the Meat Pole, Herbalist's Guide to Fertility Boosters, and "Show Me the Ropes": Getting Him to Shoot Loads

>> No.23507541

>>23507500
You raise a point and I feel like this is KC being inconsistent and biased.

All MGs only inhabit a range from loli to giant dragon lady. I'm just going to assume in stature dragons are the largest. 7-8ft or whatever. Yet despite there being creatures of similar stature their magical power is wildly disparate.

Either your body influences magic or your soul does, and ignoring 'word of god' we see that it can't be the body. It must be the soul. The soul of a dragon v something of similar size perhaps, an oni, with significantly less magical prowess. And while maybe a true loli has better regeneration, they're a small %, the rest of the sabath being centuries old.

This clearly conflicts.

>> No.23507550

>>23507492
>>23507500
Has there been any canonical sources from KC about mana capacity and how much mana is used on basic life support for an average mamano?

I'm fairly confident though that it's at LEAST implied that through continued sex, that both mamano and incubi generate more mana for each other, and I would assume that would in turn mean that they would have a better capacity for storing that mana.

In general though, comparing a loli and adult, I think a loli starts off with lower stats but has a higher growth rate, and a adult starts with higher stats, but lower growth rate.

>> No.23507563

>>23507541
>>23507500
I'd assume that the most basic of (unmarried) slime uses less mana for life support, compared to something like a (unmarried) baphomet, lilim, or ryu, which uses the most.

>> No.23507565
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23507565

She is big!

>> No.23507569

>>23507526
Well if that's the case then wouldn't older teens be the superior body for magic? I feel that there's WAY more development going from teen > adult then child > teen

It's the period in life where everything's coming together all at once, I imagine if this is just based off growth, this period has more potential.

>> No.23507575

>>23507541
I'm still unclear on how you are seeing any conflict here. There may be a misunderstanding on what you consider mana to be. It's independent of the soul for instance, as something with no mana is dead but the soul still exists.

Also, this isn't even about mana amount but mana efficiency. The text claims lolis absorb mana more easily. This implies regeneration is easier (and they also adapt to certain magics easier), but the total amount of mana they hold on a regular basis need not be any higher than a mature monster of equal ability.

What really influences mana amount for a monster is species, age, individual ability, and possessing a husband to help power you up.

>> No.23507577
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23507577

>Manafags are trying to justify their waifu's pitiful mana pools
>They don't know mana is stored in the breasts for girls and balls for boys

>> No.23507584

>>23507478
The man falls in love with someone else.
The man rejects love and spends his life alone.
The man or the MC die from generic anime sickness.
Yandere claims the man and maims ther MC.

>> No.23507588

>>23507577
pee is stored in the balls

>> No.23507590
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23507590

>>23507577
Are you sure about that? Can you show your sources?

>> No.23507592
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>>23507563
Perhaps, though it's noted in World Guide 3 that monsters in general are high performance but low efficiency beings when it comes to how their bodies use mana. For one thing they are constantly shedding it in larger amounts than humans, animals, etc. and while this shroud of mana has many benefits it also means they get depleted more quickly than they would otherwise.

It's why if they don't have a man or other means of gaining mana directly, they have to eat a lot more than their body size would indicate in order to keep up their strength.

Come to think of it, Exet's game even has a joke near the end about how much a monster can eat in one sitting.

>> No.23507595

>>23507577
>needing mana pools
Just dredge all your minions and fight with them.

>> No.23507603

>>23507536
>Mam, I'm going to take the snacks listed in the reward but you really need to be more subtle.

>>23507565
She strong.

>> No.23507605

>>23507565
SWOLE

>> No.23507611

>>23507577
I see mousefag is doing well in witness protection with his family.

>> No.23507620

>>23507575
The conflict lay in the idea that if a body being young and looking for nutrients is justification enough for greater regeneration, then a body being bigger (not necessarily more mature) would also be justification enough for larger capacity.

I mean you can debate about magic being a physical thing or not all you like, magic indisputably has physical vessels, some of which are better than others, some of which are larger than others.

So I guess it also stands that a better body holds magic better too. Not that I really know what a "better" body looks like. A fitter body? A fatter body?

>> No.23507624
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23507624

Rather than continuing to just make references, I suggest reading the lengthy and detailed explanation of mana that is given by Runya Runya:

https://monstergirlencyclopedia.fandom.com/wiki/Monster_Girl_Encyclopedia_World_Guide_III:_Sabbath_Grimoire#What_Mana_Is_.28p26.29

Of note is that it mentions early on that plants and animals only have "small quantities" of mana.

>> No.23507639

>>23507577
Mana is stored in the cunny you stupid idiot.

>> No.23507730

>>23507620
>The conflict lay in the idea that if a body being young and looking for nutrients is justification enough for greater regeneration, then a body being bigger (not necessarily more mature) would also be justification enough for larger capacity.

Ah, I think I see the misunderstanding then. You're referring to the line that says "children absorb all sorts of things as they grow" and interpreting it to refer to nutrients, but I never thought it said that. Hence the term "all sorts of things" rather than "food" or other such terms.

Basically I think it's referring to the idea of children being sponges when it comes to knowledge and experiences.

>> No.23507751

>>23507592
>Women make Kirby JP spells while men make Kirby NA spells

Intradasting.

>> No.23507757

>>23507603
Hard to be subtle when you're a small monster who's thirsty of man meat. Can't be wasting time on dense adventurers.

>> No.23507758

Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, use this time to prepare for what is coming when the monster girls and you are allowed back outside.
The thirst is real, the thirst is growing, and just because that wight is a nice, upper class lady doesn't mean she isn't getting 'hungry' enough to start making not so subtle threats about riding your pelvis to dust at the bar.

>> No.23507762
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23507762

>>23507751
kek

>> No.23507764

>>23501253
unusual reference, but it checks out

>> No.23507772

>>23507758
I'm still not going outside, even after the order is lifted. On the subject of monster girls in our world, wouldn't it be wise to wait on finding a waifu for a few years after the first portals open to make sure they're the good kind of monster girls?

>> No.23507777

>>23507730
But it's not referring to knowledge and experience. Which makes sense because as I said earlier, many lolis are centuries old. Mentally and spiritually they've matured even if physically they haven't. I referenced nutrients in a broad sense I didn't mean to imply magic was a kind of vitamin. I was just referencing their supposed greater absorption of things.

>> No.23507783

>>23507758
Sounds like an offer, not a threat. If she wants slit my throat and make me leak so much spirit energy I can't do anything but lay there and take it that'd be cool, too.

>> No.23507795

>>23507772
>the good kind of monster girls
Explain

>> No.23507805

>>23507795
You know, the few versions of monster girls that DON'T drain people to death, eat people, or kill people for sport or out of spite.

>> No.23507808

>>23507772
>>23507805
Don't as questions, just consume cunny, then be excited for next cunny.

>> No.23507809
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23507809

You know those Monster Girl warriors that are always blocking your path? This is your fate if you lose.

>> No.23507810

>>23507805
Years seems like a long time to wait, but I'd definitely hold off on any kind of relationship until I've got an inkling that what came over is close to the KC ideal. After that, I'm summoning a succubus before I get snatched up by something less preferable.

>> No.23507822
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>>23507809

>> No.23507835

>>23507809
Fine, but if I win, it's thirty-two kids.

>> No.23507841

>>23507809
>only 16
>laughingechidnas.png

>> No.23507842

>>23507810
Wait for at least 2 years, you never know if it's a long-con or if extended time here changes them.
>>23507808
>Sacrificing yourself to a dick parasite just because it looks like a little girl.
Cool and good.

>> No.23507845

>>23506738
What a cutie. I’d tip her $20 and my number. She needs a nice massage after a hard day at work.

>> No.23507848

>>23507842
It's a meme, you dip!

>> No.23507858

>>23507845
I wonder how you properly massage a deer? Is there a book or a Youtube video for that?

>> No.23507860

>>23507536
>take books off shelf and put them on her table
>put her on top shelf
>snag some of her freshly baked cookies while I walk out the door
Turn the tables on clever shortstacks!

>> No.23507869

>>23507841
Imagine being the only boy in an Echidna's family, having all those powerful Monsters as imoutos and onee-sans.

>> No.23507878

If the portals were to open, would the monsters even want us? As far as we know, we produce no spirit energy, are physically less resilient, and are utterly insane and decadent. They'd probably want nothing to do with us and flee.

>> No.23507882

>>23507869
You'd incubize in no time from all the DE they give off. Expect your eldest sister echidna to designate you as the father of her future children.

>> No.23507886

>>23507878
>As far as we know, we produce no spirit energy, are physically less resilient, and are utterly insane and decadent.
As far as we knew, atoms were indivisible, and then we fuckin' split 'em like the willing legs of the MG flowing through those portals.

>> No.23507889

>>23507858
>I wonder how you properly massage a deer? Is there a book or a Youtube video for that?
Their body is sort of like a dog's, but larger and with longer legs, just look up how to massage a dog and scale it up until it feels right.

>> No.23507894

>>23507878
I mean, at worst you break even.

>> No.23507903
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Need more pregnant MGs. Monsters are at their happiest when carrying their husbands children.

>> No.23507904
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23507904

>>23496452
but what if

>> No.23507907

>>23507903
>Cow
>Pregnant
>Breasts that small
Something is wrong. It must be fixed.

>> No.23507913

>>23507878
>As far as we know, we produce no spirit energy, are physically less resilient, and are utterly insane and decadent.
Which is why there will never be a portal day. They already have all the humans they could possibly want. Spend more effort and mana on something that is worse than what is right in front of you?

>> No.23507914

>>23507907
Be sure to regularly milk them more than normal when pregnant. It stimulates growth even more.

>> No.23507917

>>23507886
Yeah, but would they really want to stay here? We've had fucked up things in civilization like human sacrifice, slavery, mutilation, torture, weapons of mass destruction, and other shit engrained in cultures, even currently existing cultural axises like America and Western Europe. Would they really want to risk getting infected with madness?

>>23507894
What do you mean?

>> No.23507924

>>23507917
The humans in their world probably aren't any better and we know they have some of those same things. The real kicker is that they already have more men than they can currently do anything with and thus no reason to open a portal.

>> No.23507927

>>23507924
What about extremists? They'd be zealous to compleat other worlds beyond theirs.

>> No.23507928
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23507928

>"Time for bed, dood."

>> No.23507933

>>23507927
Good point. They'd also be united enough to pull off a portal, probably. Man, this suddenly sounds like shit.

>> No.23507937

>>23507917
My world doesn't shatter just because ladies aren't lining up for me. By and large they're still pretty nice people.

>> No.23507939

>>23507924
>The real kicker is that they already have more men than they can currently do anything with
Never really like that bit of fluff

>> No.23507941

>>23507939
It's so human women can have the leftovers.

>> No.23507942

>>23507939
It's not like that's keeping you from getting a monster wife, though.

>> No.23507953

>>23507933
This is all hypothetical, of course. It's philosophically possible, but not probable.

>>23507937
Problem is the worst parts of the world are trying to invade our parts of the world. Jizzbrains, culture warriors, politicians, corporations, terrorists, and tyrannies. All that good could go away if the delicate balances are fucked because of the lust for power or insane ideals.

>> No.23507956

>>23507953
You have a strange sense of fantasy.

>> No.23507961
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23507961

What is an acceptable punishment for touching fluffy tails without permission anon?

What will JudgeNubis hand down at sentencing?

>> No.23507964

what monster would teach me how to use weapons and combat so i can defend myself while i'm out in the overworld?

>> No.23507969

>>23507961
>"You think touching tails without permission is cool? Well then, how about you smoke a whole carton?!"
>throws a nine-tailed fox at you

>> No.23507974

>>23507964
Your new wif- I mean, your new bodyguard/training instructor.

>> No.23507977

>>23507964
Ask cyclops to make you a sword, then ask them to teach you how to use it.
>>23507917
>Would they really want to risk getting infected with madness?
This reminded me of the Mankind creepypasta for some reason.

>> No.23507981

>>23507974
i'm already married

>> No.23507984

>>23507981
And?

>> No.23507987

>>23507969
>"Start fluffing, boy."

>> No.23507991

>>23507869
Sounds fun but might be a bit crazy would you at least get your own room

>> No.23507995

>>23507977
ibn4 >i only make em, i know nuthin bout usin' dem, sorry puddin

>> No.23507998

>>23507956
We're in the middle of a pandemic, yet our own country is tearing itself apart and people are fucking each other over some half-assed ideals.

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23508003

>>23507987
>refuse to fluff the fox
>fox fluffs you instead

>> No.23508005

>>23507984
i'm a faithful lover to my wife so I will not have a new wife. however, i will invite her to my adventures if she promises to be my bodyguard and/or instructor

>> No.23508014

>>23508005
Why not have your wife teach you then?

>> No.23508017

>>23507961
Must be really annoying to be a beastwoman with everyone touching your ears and tails.
Or maybe they'd actually get frustrated by the lack of contact from a guy they like because he respects their space or is too meek to do anything bold.

>> No.23508028
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23508028

How do we introduce candy to MGs?

Our alchemy is just too damn strong compared to theirs.

>> No.23508031

>>23508014
she's too busy with work, events, church, and sex with me to teach me.

>> No.23508034

>>23508028
Lollipops!

>> No.23508046
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23508046

>>23508017
I'm sure monsters do the same thing to human boys. That's why you have to protect yourself.

>> No.23508054

>>23508031
Come now, anon. Your wife is super busy and you'd rather spend time learning to defend yourself than help her out?

>> No.23508076

>>23508054
i crave non-sexual adventure sometimes. keeps things more and more interesting.
i help her out with church meetings and extracurricular events, though.

>> No.23508094

>>23508046
>acquainted wolf girl and guy engage in more conversation day by day at the park
>guy is kind of autistic and nervous, but he tries to be extra careful
>wolf girl is quite peppy, but she keeps her composure
>the dude is tempted from time to time in finding out how those ears and tail feel, but knows it would be rude and instead keeps his hands in his pocket to minimize risk of unwanted touching
>grey wolf wants to get close to him, but she thinks he's scared of her and wants him to eventually warm up to her
>she doesn't realize he's just nervous about doing anything demeaning on impulse like patting her head due to dog/wolf implications
Who will make the first move?

>> No.23508121

>>23508094
their parents

>> No.23508127

>>23508031
I don't see how sex and weapon/combat training are separate events. Just imagine how good you could get at Jiu Jitsu in the bedroom.

>> No.23508134

>>23508094
Eventually that guy is going to slip up and act like a prey animal. It's all over after that.

>> No.23508163
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23508163

>>23508134
Or will he act like a spaghetti spiller and grab her tail when she casually brushes his hand with it. He quickly lets go once he realizes what he's doing, but the ice has already been broken so she just escalates it to 1st base.

>> No.23508168

>>23508163
Or she accidentally trips and falls into his lap

>> No.23508172

>>23507882
You'd have to be an incubus from birth.

>> No.23508177

>>23508172
Not if you were simply adopted into the family.

>> No.23508179

>>23508163
I'm thinking B then A, if anything.

>> No.23508199

>>23508134
It's inelegant to put into words, but I like that thing antelope do when a lion has their jaws around their neck and they lay limply waiting for death.
I hope to reenact something similar with a manticore someday.

>> No.23508216

>>23508094
young love and monsters being dense is always cute

>> No.23508242

>>23508121
>Both families decide to go on a joint vacation just to get them sleeping in the same room

>> No.23508299

>there's a kunoichi trying to assassinate you
>say "trying" because her huge breasts and ass always poke out from behind cover, giving away her position
>whenever she goes in for the kill, she trips on something she didn't see because her tits block her lower field of view, and you're able to easily get away
>her traps don't even work either
>you can't remember the number of times you've walked into a room and found her tied up is her own rope trap
>you typically molest her for about ten minutes, then leave her to free herself
>it seems like she's taken up residence in your attic, judging from the sounds of masturbation going on up there

>> No.23508342
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23508342

i love my lich wife, and she loves me!

>> No.23508351

>>23508299
Sounds hot in theory, but my obsession with privacy and my shame for my lust would not let it work. I could still be a little more liberal with touching her while untying. More likely I would just try to comfort and talk to her while she's bound up with the hopes of "turncoating" her.

>> No.23508365

>>23508299
All this effort when it's as simple as a steak and a blowjob. Just ask, ladies. I'm kinda slutty, it's cool.

>> No.23508392

>>23508365
>story of how a danuki's various schemes to get a man keep ending up with him meeting some other mamono
>her business autism keeps her from just asking them out like a normal person

Would this be considered a comedy or a horror movie?

>> No.23508396
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23508396

Oh no. My oni kouhai fell asleep. Now she's vulnerable to being groped in her sleep by me.

>> No.23508401

>>23508342
Your wife has a tight butt!

>> No.23508403
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23508403

>>23508401
She does so much yoga! If it wasn't a tight ass I would be surprised!

>> No.23508405
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23508405

>>23508017
>>23508046

>> No.23508411

I wanna bully a dragon for having small horns.

>> No.23508415

>>23508403
If she does so much yoga why is her bust so big?

>> No.23508419

>>23508411
She just doesn't drink enough milk. I'm sure if she drank a glass of holst milk every day, she'd have nice, big horns.

>> No.23508436

What’s your favorite monster girls species

>> No.23508437
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23508437

>>23508415
Large amounts of carbs and energy drinks that she drinks and eats.

>> No.23508438

>>23508436
I like humans

>> No.23508441
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23508441

>>23508436
Feeeeeel the eel.

>> No.23508446

>>23508437
>wonder bread
Fuck off, murrlogic!

>> No.23508449

>>23508436
Crow Tengu.

>> No.23508463

>>23508437
At least it all goes to the right place!

>> No.23508468

>>23508436
Kitsune varieties, Kikimora, Lilim- roughly in that order

>> No.23508474

>>23508436
Hellhound

>> No.23508477
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23508477

>>23508436
Liches. They are the best in every way.

>> No.23508483

>>23508436
Dark Mage.

>> No.23508486

>>23508477
Mana is indeed stored in the breasts, it would seem

>> No.23508507
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23508507

>>23508437
Inari
Anubis
Kikimora
maybe werewolves and werecats

>> No.23508515

>>23508486
GREAT
HONKING
MANA TANKS!

>> No.23508516
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23508516

>>23508437
Fuck it, have a top list.

>> No.23508519

>>23508486
I'm tempted to write a story that takes that idea to its logical conclusions

But I have another story I'm working on. While thanks to other obligations I've stalled on the writing part, I've still been planning while going on runs and such and it's turning out really well. Plot threads getting tied, subplots, characters, and worldbuilding all interweaving. It's great.

>> No.23508526
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23508526

>>23508515
The Elf Queen Is one of the greatest known mages!

>> No.23508528

>>23508438
Please don't shitpost

>> No.23508535

>>23508486
Sabbaths (except for marune) are weak and easily bullied.

>> No.23508539

>>23508526
I want to be the queen's sole source of "mana potions".

>> No.23508540
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23508540

>>23508436
Anubis!

>> No.23508549

>>23508526
Does she have a flat chested daughter for me to do archery with instead of lame magic?

>> No.23508554

>>23507878
>tfw cuck hubby
>don't even really need to produce DE
My kind was meant to inherit the merged world if only for a generation.

>> No.23508572

>>23508436
Bunyip, nekomata and salamander. They all deserve adventure

>> No.23508579

>>23508549
Not by that artist at least

>> No.23508583

>>23508572
I feel like bunyip would generally prefer no adventure. Is yours special?

>> No.23508597

>>23508436
Dragon, Automaton and Kikimora!

>> No.23508598
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23508598

Which maid uniform would your waifu hate to wear

>> No.23508603

>>23508436
Holstaurs and all cows in general.

>> No.23508606

>>23508436
Dark elves, i want them to bully me

>> No.23508610

>>23508583
Probably not, but they'd probably have to do something daring once in a while, like talking to a neighbor, or getting mail

>> No.23508616

>>23508606
What this guy said

>> No.23508624

>>23508598
What would she pretend to hate in order to look cute?

>> No.23508636
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23508636

>>23508436
My mind says snek but my heart says oddly-colored girls. Red, white, and blue are the best

>> No.23508642

>>23508636
Okay, but, like, what if oddly-colored snake?

>> No.23508673
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23508673

>>23508436
Tundranubis

>> No.23508698

>>23508642
I wouldn't say no

>> No.23508727
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23508727

>>23508673
Okay, how did a desert doggo end up out there?

>> No.23508733

>>23508419
>Dragon is envious of all her classmates that have gotten big horns
>Even the shy oni girl has a giant horn
>And she only has tiny ones, barely bigger than the nubs she was born with
>She drinks her Holst mink hopping so that stupid anon will like her ones she has gotten bigger horns.

>> No.23508735

>>23508598
3<->5, in a continuum depending on weather and her desire to provoke/tease me.

>> No.23508736

>>23508636
Get a red-sided garter lamia

>> No.23508744

>>23508727
Tundras are like deserts, just really cold.

>> No.23508746

>>23508598
6.
I'm a sucker for lewd maid dresses.

>> No.23508756

>>23508744
But geographic distance to her natural environment

>> No.23508765

>>23508756
Descendant of an emissary sent to visit an Ice Queen?

>> No.23508777

>>23508733
>little does she know, anon actually likes huge breasts
>thinks he's finally paying attention to her because her horns are getting bigger

>> No.23508778

>>23508436
Hellhounds followed closely by Inari.

>> No.23508814
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23508814

Have energy to write but I don't knwo what to write.
https://www.strawpoll.me/19820511

>> No.23508823

>>23508777
>"H-hey anon, do you like my horns, they've grown quite a bit..."
>Anon is just staring at her huge tits
>"Uhh.. yeah, sure."

>> No.23508829

>>23492819
That entire dungeon, even the entire country should be freezing with her in it.

>> No.23508833

>>23508814
If you don't write a story about a guy stealing from a dragon, I will.

>> No.23508844

>>23495319
>>23495596

That's a cat with a gun.

>> No.23508857

>>23508823
>Depressed, the dragon asks Haku-sensei how else she can be more attractive to Anon
>"Oh, sweetie, the most attractive part of you has been right here all along."
>Sensei pokes her in the chest
>The dragon assumes this means her heart
>Nope, the cow was poking her titty. She knows exactly how much Anon likes breasts

>> No.23508858
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23508858

>>23508733
Giant, heavy horns that are too big to fit in your hands are the best.

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