Conficker Virus

[Anonymous No.]

What are you going to do tomorrow?

I'm disconnecting my DSL, currently downloading anime to waste the day tomorrow.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2345205
I'm going to hide in my bomb shelter.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2345205

doesn't that virus go off from the computer's internal clock?
how would dropping the internet for a day help?

[Sakura !!sCKns1iPkwx No.]

>>2345205
I'ma sleep all day.

[Anonymous No.]

Going to put on my tinfoil hat

[White Ren !YLuFFdRcFQ No.]

I've got an entrenching shovel that I'm going to use to beat my computer to death if it tries to attack me.

[Suigin !YUsuiginy. No.]

your mother

owned

[Anonymous No.]

I haven't heard much about this virus, what is it going to do? I've on linux so I'm pretty much untouchable.

[Anonymous No.]

What's all this about?

[Anonymous No.]

>>2345247
There's a virus that activates tomorrow and it makes your computer overheat so much that it BLOWS up!

[Anonymous No.]

China made a worm. Then CHINA WILL GROW LARGER!

[Anonymous No.]

I don't use Windows, and even if I did, I'd just run a virus scan today to make sure I didn't have it.

[Anonymous No.]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Conficker

[Suigin !YUsuiginy. No.]

I could respond to this thread in so many ways I won't even bother

[Anonymous No.]

>>2345241
>>2345271
It effects Macs and Linux desktops as well.

[ZUN !barYV1VtIA No.]

I haven't had a computer virus in like 10 years.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2345287

[Anonymous No.]

>>2345287
>effects
Grammar troll thread, go.

(but no, it doesn't)

[Anonymous No.]

>>2345292
I've only had that Sality one in my life.

[miles !LLLLLLLLL.!!yEv/ZBcowB8 No.]

Stop spreading FUD, this isn't some gadget blog.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2345205
YAY! CONFUCKHER VIRUS! I GO OUTSIDE!

[Anonymous No.]

April fools. Don't care.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2345263

[Anonymous No.]

It sure is /g/ around here.

That said, if you can access this website you're safe.

http://mtc.sri.com/Conficker/addendumC/index.html

[Anonymous No.]

http://www.google.com/hostednews/afp/article/ALeqM5gjRmQmJ6oydi0GK2sRuhUvjVyzVw

4chan is highly popular, the worm will come here.

[Anonymous No.]

You are a COMPLETE idiot OP.

1)It's just a scheduled update that a lot of modern worms go through, the media is making it sound sensationalistic as usual, when it's nothing more than a natural step to do for the botnet's owners. Updates like this are usually ways to ensure the malware will stay on already infected machines for longer and hopefully (for them) remain undetected. This particular update seems to be more about decoupling an unneeded dependency and making their update mechanism more reliable.

2)
> I'm disconnecting my DSL, currently downloading anime to waste the day tomorrow.
If you computer is already infected, that would only delay your update by a day. If your computer is not infected by this particular bot (likely), nothing will happen to you.

tl;dr: stop getting alarmed at crappy media reporting and start thinking properly and understanding what exactly you're dealing with. Your action is completly pointless.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2345550
Forgot to add:

How the hell is this /jp/ related?

[Anonymous No.]

>>2345462
Nice tabloid.

[Anonymous No.]

I went on /g/ just to see if they're talking about it. Seems some of them are enjoying it.

[Anonymous No.]

how do i get rid of conficker lol

[Anonymous No.]

Class, class, do some last minute reading for a class, early dinner, class, back to the dorm, videya, SLEEP.

;_;

[Anonymous No.]

Can't live without the internet.

[Anonymous No.]

i use windows 98 so i'm safe.

[Anonymous No.]

I run a Mac. Your stupid WinBLOWS viruses can't affect someone of my caliber.

[Sakura !!sCKns1iPkwx No.]

>>2345717
Yea but at the same time, you run a Mac.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2345723
It's never been a better time to be bisexual.

[Anonymous No.]

sure is /g/ in here

[Anonymous No.]

>>2345717

We may have to go through viruses once a week, but you have to deal with using a Mac every day.

[Anonymous No.]

I haven't even heard about this virus until just now. I'll probably just continue to ignore it.

[Anonymous No.]

I deleted system32 so I should be safe.

[Anonymous No.]

Worst comes to worst, I reformat.

Big fucking deal.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2345785
new bios virus, can't do reinstall

[Anonymous No.]

my mac is fucking awesome

[Anonymous No.]

>>2345807
>bios virus
...........

[Anonymous No.]

>>2345807

Ok so this is a super virus that can survive a reformat?

Get the fuck out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2345824
They exist, but they need to be targetted to your specific machine. Conficker is not one of them.

[Arcueid Brunestud !ARCIkc4cG6 No.]

On an unrelated note, I fucking love OP's image to death. How I have longed to grasp Aya's wings and do the very same...

[Anonymous No.]

>>2345824
Actually, it is possible.

http://it.slashdot.org/article.pl?sid=09/03/23/1248214

[Aya Shameimaru !TENGUWdjvs No.]

>>2345846

[Arcueid Brunestud !ARCIkc4cG6 No.]

>>2346007

I am as serious as a heart attack.

I actually felt a thrill of pleasure upon seeing the image, for it was something I had envisioned for a while.

[Aya Shameimaru !TENGUWdjvs No.]

>>2346013

[Arcueid Brunestud !ARCIkc4cG6 No.]

>>2346022

The first thing I thought upon seeing Aya's wings was that they were just the right size to be clenched in one fist.

Then you could place your foot in the small of her back and PULL....

[BOOF !AWEsomEEEE!!g4pQz5RFuPl No.]

>>2346013
its as if each time i see you your just one baby-step away from Americas greatest serial killer.

[kinetic-kaze No.]

>>2345205
go to a job interview, continue downloading anime, and buy beer and go to friends house.

[Anonymous No.]

On the left is /jp/, on the right is /r9k/

[Anonymous No.]

lol windows

[MANkoto !/uhtKOHuio No.]

Tomorrow, I will wake up, stare at my monitor, eat, stare at my monitor, go to sleep.

[Arcueid Brunestud !ARCIkc4cG6 No.]

>>2346043

I merely enjoy speculating on what the wet, tearing sound of Aya's wings being pulled from their sockets would be like...

[Arcueid Brunestud !ARCIkc4cG6 No.]

>>2346138

The artist even thought of such small details such as Aya wetting herself/vomiting with the sheer agony of it.

She is even arching her back in an ecstasy of pain. Beautiful. I could not have asked for a more realistic depiction, one that matches my imaginings perfectly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2345263
thats fucking stupid

[Anonymous No.]

>>2346138
>>2346151
This is a side of you I have never seen before.

It scares me

[Arcueid Brunestud !vFAGGOTylQ No.]

I THINK SHIKIEIKI IS NOT DOING THE WHOLE MASSAGE THING RIGHT :O

BECAUSE IT LOOKS LIKE AYA IS NOT VERY COMFORTABLE

SHIKIEIKI SHOULD DO IT A BIT SOFTER

LOVES AND KISSES

[Anonymous No.]

>1 April 2009
>April
>Fool's
>Day
>HERP
>DERP

[Anonymous No.]

Guys, its past 12 and nothing OH SHI-҉̵̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠͇̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̚̕̚҉̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔
̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̿̿̿̚̕̕̚̕̚͡͡҉WAT҉̔̕̚̕̚҉ ҉̵̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠͇̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̿̿̿̕̚̕̚͡ ͡҉I҉̔̕̚̕̚҉҉̵̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠͇̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̿̿̿̕
̚̕̚͡ ͡S҉҉̵̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠͇̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̿̿̿̕̚̕̚͡ ̒̓̔̕̚҉̵̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠͇̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̿̿̿̕̚̕̚ ̒̓̔̚҉̵̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠͇̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̚̕̚҉ ̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̿̿̿̚̕̕̚̕̚͡ ͡҉T҉҉̵̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠͇̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̚̕̚҉ ̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̿̿̿̚̕̕̚̕̚͡҉҉HIS̔̕̚̕̚҉҉̵̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝
̞̟̠͇̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̿̿̿̕̚̕̚͡ ͡҉I҉̔̕̚̕̚҉DO҉̵̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠͇̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̿̿̿
̕̚̕̚͡ ͡N҉҉T ̵̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠͇̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̿̿̿̕̚̕̚͡ ̒̓̔̕̚ ҉̵̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠͇̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̿̿̿̕̚̕̚ E҉̵̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠͇̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̚̕̚҉ ̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̿̿̿̚̕̕̚̕̚͡ ͡҉҉VEN҉̵̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠͇̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̚̕̚҉

[Anonymous No.]

>>2346199
lolzalgo

[Anonymous No.]

>>2346199
HE COMES

[Arcueid Brunestud !ARCIkc4cG6 No.]

Enough about this retarded April Fool's virus.

Shall we consider the OP's image more?

[Arcueid Brunestud !vFAGGOTylQ No.]

OMG THERE'S A VIRUS?

HOW DO I FIX THAT IF MY COMPUTER IS INFECTED. DADDY GOT MY COMPUTER A VIRUS ONCE. WHEN HE DOWNLOADED A VIDEO OF MEN AND WOMEN NAKEY. MY MOMMY SHOOK MY BUTT WHEN SHE SAW IT T_T

LOVES AND KISSES

[Arcueid Brunestud !ARCIkc4cG6 No.]

Some more Aya guro would not go amiss, either.

[Aya Shameimaru !TENGUWdjvs No.]

>>2346322

Let's talk about nice things. Like ice cream.

[Arcueid Brunestud !ARCIkc4cG6 No.]

>>2346382

I would prefer to discuss the almost orgasmic throes of pain that Aya would feel as her skin tore and her bones snapped wetly under a good, firm tug at one of her wing joints.

[Arcueid Brunestud !ARCIkc4cG6 No.]

I wonder if Sikieiki thought to break the tengu's wings before pulling them out by the roots.

The pain would have been exquisite, especially if they were compound fractures. Ah me! I knew the vengeful, judgemental Yama would be useful in some way.

[DevilKing !WNk8lcyPqE No.]

>>2346151

For fuck's sake, shut up. Go kill someone instead of telling us how you enjoy seeing some girl wailing by grabbing her wings. It's disturbing, and /jp/ is a...somewhat happy place.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2346434
Fuck off, faggot.

[Arcueid Brunestud !ARCIkc4cG6 No.]

>>2346434

It is no concern of mine if you are a yellow-bellied, milk-livered excuse of a man that cannot appreciate the nuances and subtle thrills of giving others pain.

In my opinion, there is not nearly enough Aya guro.

[DevilKing !WNk8lcyPqE No.]

>>2346439

Such hostility.

[Pygmalion !rNk8s6TM.Q No.]

>>2346382
Black raspberry ice cream is the greatest thing ever.

Just throwing that out there.

[DevilKing !WNk8lcyPqE No.]

>>2346442

Guro in general is pig disgusting. Don't come to /jp/ describing your sick guro fantasies when /d/ exists.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2346455
No one's forcing you to read this thread, go away.

[Arcueid Brunestud !ARCIkc4cG6 No.]

derp derp murder blood I'm so deep and EDGY xD

[Arcueid Brunestud !ARCIkc4cG6 No.]

>>2346455

Extreme guro in which there is dismemberment and complete dissection is unbecoming, because your victim will no longer respond to prolonged torture.

Whereas, breaking a Tengu's wings will produce some of the sweetest cries of agony.

[Arcueid Brunestud !vFAGGOTylQ No.]

>>2346455
I WENT TO /D/ ONCE.

MY THERAPIST SAYS THEY ARE NOT REAL. THEY ARE NOT REAL. THEY ARE NOT REAL. BUT WHY DO I SEE THEM WHEN I GO TO SLEEP?

I WISH EVERYTHING WAS JUST

LOVES AND KISSES

[DevilKing !WNk8lcyPqE No.]

>>2346467

Ehh. Good example but not my exact response when I saw guro.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2346471
Stop fucking with my heart. Stop fucking with my mind.

[DevilKing !WNk8lcyPqE No.]

>>2346485

If this is supposed to be an example, then no.

My response was just disgust, pure disgust at how people can get off to this shit.

[Arcueid Brunestud !ARCIkc4cG6 No.]

>>2346491

Sadism and Masochism are not for everyone.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2346466

You should go read that breaking fairies story on gurochan. Lots of wing pulling there. I'm sure that will satisfy you.

[DevilKing !WNk8lcyPqE No.]

>>2346498

I know, I know.

[Anonymous No.]

Enjoy your Y2K.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2346491
Guro is full of deliciousness.
You are a faggot.

[Arcueid Brunestud !ARCIkc4cG6 No.]

>>2346499

I do not frequent Gurochan. They bring the art down to a nonsensical, cartoonish form - chopping a girl up and placing her a suitcase? Am I supposed to be aroused by this?

They have some gems, though.

>>2346499

I always thought that Aya's wings were perfectly suited for pulling, given their compact size and form.

I'm sure they're very easy to fracture as well. I doubt her bones have density enough to withstand a good twisting.

The pain inflicted upon her is not the only thing I love about OP's pic, however.
She is being humiliated thoroughly by Sikieiki.

[Anonymous No.]

I don't know how you guys can stand seeing Aya like this, or seeing Shikieiki act like this.

It makes me sick inside.

[DevilKing !WNk8lcyPqE No.]

>>2346517

I hardly consider slicing someone's arm off....as you put it, delicious.

But hey, whatever helps you sleep at night, pal.

[Arcueid Brunestud !ARCIkc4cG6 No.]

>>2346530

I have yearned to see Sikieiki do this.

I always knew it was part of her nature.

She derives pleasure from humiliating and dominating those who disobey her, as I do.

This is the true face of the Yama.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2346530
Because they're secondary Touhou fan maggots who don't see the characters as their daughters like ZUN. It's a shame, really.

[Arcueid Brunestud !ARCIkc4cG6 No.]

>>2346550

As if we don't already know that Sikieiki enjoys passing down judgment upon others to see them suffer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2346555
Yeah, that's why she warns them beforehand.

Goddamnit, why am I even arguing this? I'll just let you have your fun, but I'll just let you know how strongly this pierces my heart.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2346555
Yamada lectures those who walk the fallen path so that they can avoid any sufferings that await them in the afterlife. Enjoy your disfigured misconception of her personality.

[Arcueid Brunestud !ARCIkc4cG6 No.]

>>2346562

Because then they can't say that she didn't warn them after she has finished handing out the most horrific and mentally-scarring punishments she can think of.

[Arcueid Brunestud !ARCIkc4cG6 No.]

>>2346564

If anything, those she lectures are the ones that she takes a special pleasure torturing into insanity.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2346564
And here she is passing down judgment.

[Arcueid Brunestud !ARCIkc4cG6 No.]

>>2346530

The instant I read of Siki's nature I knew it was within her nature to do something like this.

Really, I don't see how you can deny something that would come so easily to her. All of her behaviors and quirks point to one logical resolution, and it is depicted in that picture.

[Anonymous No.]

quit trolling so much, arc.

[Arcueid Brunestud !ARCIkc4cG6 No.]

>>2346599

Yes, because ALICE LEAKS POOP is so innovative and clever in comparison to discussing Sikieiki's sadistic tendencies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2346608
Stop trying to justify your bullshit, Arc.

[Arcueid Brunestud !ARCIkc4cG6 No.]

>>2346617

I justify myself to no one, least of all you.

Fuck along, now...while I marvel over the intricacies of Siki's punishments.

[Arcueid Brunestud !vFAGGOTylQ No.]

DADDY SAID I AM SPECIAL SO I TOOK INTEREST IN TOPICS THAT ARE SPECIAL TOO, TO SHOW DADDY HE THAT I AM NOT HIS SPECIAL MISTAKE.

LOVES AND KISSES

[Anonymous No.]

No wonder Touhou fanon is such a shithole.

[Arcueid Brunestud !ARCIkc4cG6 No.]

>>2346653

Yes, posters like >>2346550 really degrade the discussion, do they not? And here I was hoping that I could have hosted a little discussion on the themes of Sadism and Humiliation explored by OP's pic.

And yet it seems that some are too immature to fully appreciate such things.

Ah, well...they ARE acquired tastes, after all.

[Arcueid Brunestud !ARCIkc4cG6 No.]

I think Siki and Tenshi are definitely the BDSM queens of Touhou.

Aya is a strong contender from OP's pic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2346691
>Arcueid Brunestud !ARCIkc4cG6
>Maullar

[Arcueid Brunestud !ARCIkc4cG6 No.]

>>2346701

Ah, yes, the old trip+sage combo

Classic.

[Arcueid Brunestud !ARCIkc4cG6 No.]

The ropes and knots rub against the vulva, stimulating the soft tender tissues there in a most distracting fashion.

The more the bound victim resists and wriggles in her bonds, the more the ropes rub against her sensitive privy parts, invoking a wondrous feeling of pain and pleasure.

[Arcueid Brunestud !ARCIkc4cG6 No.]

[Arcueid Brunestud !ARCIkc4cG6 No.]

[名無し No.]

Just leaving this here.
http://userscripts.org/scripts/show/33916

[Harblong Cassidy !KzfKdB2Xmc No.]

[Arcueid Brunestud !ARCIkc4cG6 No.]

>>2346729

Stop leaving your shit around.