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monster girl thread Anonymous Mon Apr 13 05:52:25 2020 No.23429641 [Reply] [Original]

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>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 05:54:42 2020 No.23429668 File: 100 KB, 850x1168, policedog.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] day 14 of not cooming until the portals open things are getting a little ruff

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 05:54:47 2020 No.23429670 >>23429641 >two threads

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 05:54:58 2020 No.23429672 I want to experiment with a lich how many times it for me to cum inside of her until she's pregnant.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 05:55:44 2020 No.23429681 >>23429670 >40 seconds

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 05:56:48 2020 No.23429692 >>23429670 this thead is first so by right on conquest. it stays

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 05:58:18 2020 No.23429700 File: 556 KB, 1270x862, 1528375875624.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>23429692 Word!

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 05:59:25 2020 No.23429703 File: 1.83 MB, 1998x2881, d6bccf2508a9233a51bf578c7a97f604.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] How do you know if it's your Oni talking, or the liquor?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 05:59:34 2020 No.23429706 >>23429700 does she have a 3rd gun calleh "harmony"?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 05:59:40 2020 No.23429707 What would an Ojousama H'orc be like?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 06:00:47 2020 No.23429719 >>23429706 No that's just her boyfriend. She uses him like a nunchuck.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 06:01:44 2020 No.23429727 File: 186 KB, 1075x1222, b5f0abfcbea055ec807c5ed404f4b78d47b5eaed112423b46c2fa237d97ce54b_1.jpg2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Intense. Bunny. Breeding.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 06:02:14 2020 No.23429730 File: 19 KB, 276x591, Beyond the Stars.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>23429641 How do we feel about eldritch girls?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 06:03:11 2020 No.23429739 >>23429730 Ever since I read Saya no Uta I've been into them.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 06:06:34 2020 No.23429766 File: 381 KB, 1200x837, __original_drawn_by_vins_mousseux__0ef0891c9589ead625cc3c20d419b033.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] slurp

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 06:06:59 2020 No.23429772 File: 36 KB, 661x476, Shadow behind every star.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>23429739 What about them do you like? I have a particular favorite.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 06:08:38 2020 No.23429792 >>23429772 >What about them do you like? It's just exotic, you know? Like Asian or black girls.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 06:11:22 2020 No.23429812 File: 270 KB, 1125x1270, Angel.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>23429792 I see. Their otherworldly nature is quite a draw for me as well, I must admit.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 06:12:29 2020 No.23429821 File: 1.44 MB, 1800x1613, 79684728_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Spike dragon says hello

Anonymous Mon Apr 13 06:12:45 2020 No.23429823

Imagine getting isekai'd into MGE land by Eros and getting their blessing.
You can't "level up" like normal heroes but instead you need to help others fall in love or help two lovers get together.
That, and you would be swarmed by monster girls that have a romantic streak to them asking if you can help them find true love.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 06:14:10 2020 No.23429841 >>23429821 She is a big troublemaker in dragonia. She just needs a boyfriend really

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 06:14:10 2020 No.23429843 >>23429821 Well hello beautiful!

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 06:14:41 2020 No.23429851 >>23429821 Nice abs. Lagia-san when

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 06:17:16 2020 No.23429877 File: 114 KB, 319x600, Ogre_0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>23429823 Id rather be isekai'd under Ares AND FIGHT BEAUTIFUL WOMEN

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 06:18:05 2020 No.23429885 >>23429821 Do not impale me And no I'm not gonna impale her either

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 06:19:44 2020 No.23429902 >>23429821 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8b22Lo19fGM&t=67s fighting this thing was epic

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 06:29:20 2020 No.23429957 >>23429821 I'm not scared of the normal version. Now if the AT version monsterizes, I don't think I'm down for that. It'd be like a hellhound wurm and dragon all rolled into one.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 06:30:04 2020 No.23429965 >>23429877 >Get Ares blessing >They tell you to fight strong warrior monster girls honorably >Basically just end up with a battle harem

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 06:36:17 2020 No.23430006 File: 3.98 MB, 240x243, 1545314884797.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>23429821 Worship

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 06:42:05 2020 No.23430043 File: 146 KB, 1063x752, mantipillow.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] God I wish humans were real...

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 06:48:49 2020 No.23430100 >>23429706 Her name is Harmony.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 06:50:38 2020 No.23430128 >>23430043 Even if it meant monsters could never be real in my world I'd wish for humans in her world

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 06:55:44 2020 No.23430166 >>23429823 That sounds like romcom manga

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 06:58:39 2020 No.23430191 >>23430166 It's what Eros would have wanted.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 07:01:20 2020 No.23430211 >>23429766 Hello bat-chan. I hope you're not getting harassed too much after the batsoup pandemic

Anonymous Mon Apr 13 07:02:16 2020 No.23430218

>>23429730
>>23429772
Cosmic Gods that have shaped the entire universe to make sure you were born into being just to make you their husbands has always been a fun fantasy for me. And then it’s like this almighty being coming down in human form, basically almost limiting themselves to the confines of a mortal coil to live a life with my dumb ass, it’s one of the truest forms of love there ever could be.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 07:12:40 2020 No.23430279 File: 628 KB, 1951x2264, 1452891523935.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>23430211 I'd gladly drink her bat soup.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 07:13:50 2020 No.23430288 >>23430279 >MGE corona virus

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 07:17:15 2020 No.23430311 >>23430128 Simp

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 07:17:40 2020 No.23430315 Fug a bug on the rug

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 07:18:10 2020 No.23430321 >>23430288 Would probably cause tachycardia and hyperventilation in the presence of a waifu, curable only by rapid infusions of mamonobama from the waifu.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 07:19:13 2020 No.23430331 File: 1.69 MB, 1470x2010, blackharpy11.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Want me a porn star black harpy wife

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 07:20:01 2020 No.23430337 >>23430128 You're not the only one, seeing lonely monster girls hurts.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 07:20:35 2020 No.23430342 >>23430331 Then just find a black harpy GF and film yourself fucking her.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 07:23:41 2020 No.23430366 >>23430342 I wanna find one that's got an established career of making masturbation videos

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 07:25:59 2020 No.23430384 >>23430043 It feels weird to think about MGs fetishizing fat otakus like me. Though i think they're more concerned about mana quality above anything else.

Anonymous Mon Apr 13 07:28:30 2020 No.23430400

>>23430384
>Though i think they're more concerned about mana quality above anything else.
Mana quality and quantity
Train yourself to shoot 10+ loads a day. You'll be the monster girl's Chad when you stroll into town. They'll practically be fighting over you

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 07:32:26 2020 No.23430423 I wan't a full echidna story no one has done the "human woman lures man to dungeon" thing, or the living in secret afterwards thing

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 07:34:38 2020 No.23430441 >>23429821 How do you go about becoming a dragon's toy/slave?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 07:36:04 2020 No.23430452 >>23430441 Wear all your bling.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 07:36:26 2020 No.23430455 >>23429727 Does bunny breeding usually involve head crushing?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 08:01:35 2020 No.23430686 >>23430400 I think i could do 10 a day with a good enough fap material. I did that a few times already. Though it was all orgasms with no ejaculation. Turns out balls down produce sperm fast enough.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 08:40:47 2020 No.23430985 >>23430423 ELH had a CC Echidna short a while back, don't know what happened to it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 08:42:15 2020 No.23431001 >>23430366 >black harpy e-girl starts an OnlyFeathers account

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 09:06:54 2020 No.23431191 >>23431001 It's still masturbation if she uses me as a meat dildo, right?

Anonymous Mon Apr 13 09:18:15 2020 No.23431285
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A unified caniform kingdom would be OP
>dogs - regular dogs
>wolves - mature dogs
>jackals - smol wolves
>foxes - catdogs
>tanuki - brown catdogs
>weasels - snakedogs
>raccoons - chonk snakedogs
>badgers - bulk snakedogs
>seals - waterdogs
>walrus - rotund waterdogs
>bears - greater dogs

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 09:19:23 2020 No.23431300 File: 486 KB, 800x1000, Anubis Paws.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] i want to give anubis a foot massage!

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 09:22:11 2020 No.23431322 >>23431285 vacuum cleaner

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 09:38:30 2020 No.23431477 File: 182 KB, 800x1129, 1511352260968.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Ahn!

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 09:50:46 2020 No.23431582 >>23430423 https://pastebin.com/ZUULu3yE Like this?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 09:54:39 2020 No.23431616 Are there guns in MGE?

Anonymous Mon Apr 13 09:56:34 2020 No.23431625
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>>23431300
How do you wife's beans feel?
Mine's are firm but smooth since I do maintenance on them in addition to trimming and filing her claws. This includes a massage, lotion, and sometimes just licking them.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 09:56:42 2020 No.23431628 >>23431616 Yes

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 09:57:33 2020 No.23431637 >>23431616 There's got to be. Guns are fetish fuel. Nothing beats the feeling of chambering a bullet into a well oiled...

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 09:58:09 2020 No.23431644 >>23431616 Yes. Gremlins made magitech guns reverse engineered from the civilization that made the automatons.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 09:58:53 2020 No.23431650 >>23431616 Yes, but they are apparently pretty ineffective due to "monster girl to stronk"

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 09:59:02 2020 No.23431652 File: 115 KB, 547x682, Battle Cattle.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>23431644 AAAAAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA DAKKADAKKADAKKA

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 10:00:37 2020 No.23431662 File: 342 KB, 1024x878, serval paws.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>23431625 soft and smooth. they are naturally like that, but can be helped by the things you mentioned. i like it when she puts her big meaty paws on my face

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 10:01:18 2020 No.23431666 >>23429719 "Harmony" sounds like a girl name though.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 10:01:21 2020 No.23431667 >>23431650 The guns themsevles he has shown are used by monsters. World giude side 2 has a dark musketeer Holstaur.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 10:05:04 2020 No.23431699 >>23431667 True. But it's always the eternal paradox of magic vs. guns which I don't even feel is worth getting into since we just don't know enough about MGE magic system or level of tech to say one thing over the other.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 10:11:24 2020 No.23431771 File: 78 KB, 1200x1059, 1575583176084.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>23431699 Magic guns.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 10:11:27 2020 No.23431772 >>23431699 >"magic vs. guns" Do you even magicannon? Magical guns would be good in the same way magical swords are.

Anonymous Mon Apr 13 10:12:08 2020 No.23431781

>>23431699
I always liked the idea that the more powerful you get the more your weapon becomes more about a type of magic than it does the weapon itself. An archer of sufficient powerlevel can shoot down a dragon not because of some quality of the bow, though it's material would far exceed the common bow, but because the archer is able to use the weapon as an extension of themselves and channel their power through it.

As such guns in general quickly fall off in effectiveness for your average chap. But say they aren't militia or your average chap. Say they're specifically a marksman that's able to channel power through the gun. I think there's all kinds of shit you could do to gun down a dragon as you might shoot it down with a bow. Of course that eliminates the gun's prime potency which is lethal force with minimal or no training.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 10:13:34 2020 No.23431795 File: 666 KB, 1016x1366, 1464043165676.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] What if Faust but with Monster Girls?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 10:16:03 2020 No.23431814 >>23431781 This is how you get a Gungeon.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 10:20:58 2020 No.23431853 File: 3.92 MB, 10000x1779, 1B71E2D5-621E-4E6D-A8CC-8767BE07A412.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Out of all of the baphos, who do you think has the cutest tummy? And who has the sexiest one?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 10:22:05 2020 No.23431864 >>23431853 Marune!

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 10:22:27 2020 No.23431868 >>23431853 I guess the oppai bapho is the lesser of all the evils. Where's my canon anti-sabath, KC you fag?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 10:22:56 2020 No.23431876 >>23431853 I love oppai lolis!

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 10:24:08 2020 No.23431889 >>23431868 The guy's a lolicon so don't expect any anti-sabath stuff any time soon

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 10:28:43 2020 No.23431931 >>23431868 Sorry fatbag lover, the GOATs just can't stop winning.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 10:31:47 2020 No.23431952 >>23431931 The Bapho’s haven’t stopped being cute and adorable ever since they got introduced. They do have really good designs and personalities.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 10:31:59 2020 No.23431956 >>23431853 Cutest: Ropu Most sexy: Kuro

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 10:32:31 2020 No.23431961 >>23431771 >>23431772 >Lizardgirl bandit attacks you >Use magic gun before she even gets close to you >She calls you a cheater while she's on the ground >Good thing you loaded it with demon silver bullets

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 10:34:23 2020 No.23431976 >>23431931 ? Oppai sabath is canon tho. If you were to mock my tastes in a way that didn't defeat your own position you'd make fun of tall or mature women.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 10:37:33 2020 No.23431999 >>23431961 >"I cast gun"

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 10:38:25 2020 No.23432004 File: 791 KB, 1202x1400, 9936efd773003ab93ac3eaa93a6a55bf.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] spiders are buckskin scary

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 10:39:40 2020 No.23432013 >>23432004 No they're not they're fluffy and adorable with big soulful eyes

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 10:40:13 2020 No.23432020 >>23431961 >Can't dodge before you shoot by telling from your stance and where you're aiming >Can't deflect bullets with her blade Low level lizard loser lacks learning.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 10:41:47 2020 No.23432033 >>23432013 you dont understand,they give me fearboners

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 10:43:16 2020 No.23432049 >>23432020 Well that's why she's a bandit. They rarely go over challenge rating 2. Now, a veteran knight or spell blade lizard girl would easily be a challenge rating 10.

Anonymous Mon Apr 13 10:47:50 2020 No.23432071
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https://twitter.com/koburatuisut/status/1249306899477975040?s=20
>Boss Music Intensifies
Dark Valkyrie
Seems to have some Chaos corruption, along with Gremlin tech augmentation. Nasty abilities too, from what I can get from Google Translate.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 10:48:17 2020 No.23432074 File: 745 KB, 900x1750, 1400575728292.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>23432033 Be at ease

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 10:49:20 2020 No.23432082 >>23432071 Has Magitek gone too far?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 10:50:30 2020 No.23432090 >>23432074 NO

Anonymous Mon Apr 13 10:51:32 2020 No.23432098

>>23432049
Ya ever think on how weird it is you're always running into enemies that are just the right level of challenging for you to struggle to best and eventually overcome learning powerful and important lessons along the way, almost as if you were being guided and shaped by a higher power?

Haha pretty funny ha? What a coincidence that's pretty weird. I guess I better think less and just get on with it, I did just receive a quest to delve into what's thought to be the long lost tomb of some ancient lizard girl warlord that is said to have long sought the elixir of immortality and something about a prophecy but I'm sure its nothing.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 10:51:47 2020 No.23432099 File: 110 KB, 400x400, baphomet51.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>23431616 Yeah, that's my waifu's nickname for my 2 inch dick. She calls it her little snub gun

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 10:53:08 2020 No.23432108 >>23431868 It's that just the Order as a whole?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 10:54:13 2020 No.23432118 >>23431853 >Cutest tummy Hard to say since we can't see Runya's or Grelia's tummies. It's probably Runya, but from the ones that we can see, it's a tie between Ropurotto and Bapho-chan. >And who has the sexiest one? Kuroferuru

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 10:55:38 2020 No.23432134 >>23432108 An anti monster religion isn't necessarily anti-pedo anon.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 10:56:50 2020 No.23432143 >>23432118 Probably Greilia considering she probably is very much a practitioner of a healthy diet. It’s probably nice and smooth with just a hint of muscle from all of her hard work. She’s probably also very ticklish.

Anonymous Mon Apr 13 10:57:48 2020 No.23432149

>>23432098
Good luck with that anon, I'm off to the ancient graveyard to the west where apparently zombies has started to pop up. I think it would be a great quest to do at early levels, and I'm sure the rumors about it being a lich is just people being spooked.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 10:58:13 2020 No.23432155 >>23432108 Most the order priests are probably banging human lolis.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 10:59:25 2020 No.23432162 >>23432071 Shit like this gets my wife fired up, and me as well. Time to show the Fallen Goddess what we're made of.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 11:01:32 2020 No.23432174 >>23432082 I asked a gremlin. The gremlin said no, it hasn't gone far enough.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 11:02:34 2020 No.23432183 >>23431853 Oppai are the only ones I like at all. So I guess that one.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 11:03:24 2020 No.23432190 >>23432143 Good point!

Anonymous Mon Apr 13 11:04:26 2020 No.23432199

>>23432149
Godspeed anon. And I wouldn't worry you only find liches in high level graveyards every one knows this. I mean can you imagine how unfair it would be if they decided to just completely wipe low level heroes? Surely they'll play by the rules.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 11:07:31 2020 No.23432218 >>23432074 I am starting to envision spider girls talking with a little chitters and clicks in their speech, kinda like how snake girls have all the extra ssssss and such. It'd be cute!

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 11:08:11 2020 No.23432224 After some waifu soul searching I have decided that my god I need a Minotaur gf holy shit, the tall and muscular body of an ogre with the appearance of a holstaur and the MASSIVE MILKERS to boot

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 11:08:22 2020 No.23432227 >>23431853 >Best Mouth Bapho-chan >Best Cunny Ropurotto >Best Asshole Momonika >Best Belly Grelia >Best Paws Runya Runya >Best Breasts Marune >Best Hair/Fur Kuroferuru >Best Eyes Shirokuto

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 11:08:27 2020 No.23432230 >>23432071 >Atraxa, Praetors' Voice From MTG, but the nightgaunt wings and gremlin tenta-tails are new.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 11:09:39 2020 No.23432241 >>23432218 No that would be terrifying

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 11:15:37 2020 No.23432290 >>23432224 Good choice, they need love.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 11:16:07 2020 No.23432297 >>23432218 That implies all the moving chittery clicky mouth bits though. I guess it wouldn't be that bad. Some kinda mouth where it's like a mix of Mileena and Entoma where her cheeks are like, mandibles that mimic cheeks.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 11:16:18 2020 No.23432302 File: 770 KB, 682x899, fc69044967d2ea9688572bf7f95c0499.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] So,what monster would make you pop a fearboner if you suddenly woke up with said monster on top of you?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 11:18:12 2020 No.23432320 >>23432224 Careful Anon, musclegirls are in vogue right now. Don't fall for just a particular species. Wait till you get a grasp of individuality when it comes to waifus. However, you are indeed a man of taste.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 11:19:38 2020 No.23432336 >>23432302 I sleep on my stomach so probably anything heavy.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 11:20:07 2020 No.23432344 File: 73 KB, 962x748, yep, it's her.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>23432302 my wife

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 11:20:21 2020 No.23432349 >>23432336 Anon suddenly hears seductive whispering one night while something presses behind him

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 11:21:54 2020 No.23432368 >>23432336 hope you like getting diarrhea, snapping chest, and sleeping in later than usual

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 11:22:12 2020 No.23432371 >>23432302 A female version of Fiddlesticks

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 11:22:46 2020 No.23432378 >>23432349 >Two soft mounds >Shapely hips >Then in a soft voice "It's not gay if I'm technically a girl now

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 11:23:00 2020 No.23432380 >>23432368 Yeah, gonna get all that any day now.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 11:23:57 2020 No.23432389 File: 458 KB, 1200x1200, 1582752974480.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Any update on that Runya Koikatsu card?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 11:24:12 2020 No.23432393 >>23432371 Anon what? >>23432378 OH NO

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 11:24:26 2020 No.23432394 >>23432380 well, actually, you'll probably get them if you've been sleeping on your tummy for years

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 11:27:41 2020 No.23432421 File: 521 KB, 700x990, Manticore Taunting.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>23432302 I have a thing for strong monsters.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 11:29:48 2020 No.23432441 File: 176 KB, 866x572, 1391954517491.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>23432394 I've been doing that for literally my entire life. Any day now though. For sure. I trust you doc.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 11:30:00 2020 No.23432446 >>23432290 >>23432320 Even though I'm weak as hell I'd wrestle with one if they asked I wanna watch her tough girl demeanor crack when I hold her hand

Anonymous Mon Apr 13 11:31:34 2020 No.23432453

>>23432098
>Low level adventurer awakens ancient lizardgirl warlord
>Seeing how he was strong enough to awaken her (and definitely didn't do it by accident) he must be a good breeding partner
>Anon now has to deal with being the boy-toy of a lizardgirl that can beat up dragons without breaking a sweat

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 11:31:39 2020 No.23432457 >>23432441 blanket ittan momens sure are affectionate and playful

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 11:32:51 2020 No.23432462 >>23432389 I spent too much time making OCs, will try finish her tonight.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 11:33:03 2020 No.23432465 >>23432457 and THICC

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 11:33:29 2020 No.23432471 >>23429823 >become the best wingman ever sounds good, i'll do it if i get a cupid angel girl to help me on my noble path

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 11:33:30 2020 No.23432472 >>23432462 Thanks fren! Any good OCs you'd like to share?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 11:34:06 2020 No.23432480 >>23432465 especially those weighted blanket ittans

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 11:34:57 2020 No.23432487 >>23432465 And 100% machine washable!

Anonymous Mon Apr 13 11:40:44 2020 No.23432528

>>23432487
>>23432480
>Thicc-cute weighted blanket ittan-momen giving a wide comfy smile as she whirls and whirls around the washer
>Happily sit next to the washer watching her spin while reading a book
Comfy wife.
Comfy life.
Gonna fluff.
Gotta fluff.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 11:41:45 2020 No.23432537 >>23431616 Yes. Humans and monsters have them and can enhance the weapons with magic, though humans are often far too weak to make them work against anything other than themselves and low rank monsters

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 11:44:29 2020 No.23432551 File: 1.93 MB, 2105x1488, 1487608440363.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>23432528 But how do you dry her?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 11:44:48 2020 No.23432555 >>23432446 Making out with a really buff Minotaur girl and getting overpowered by her tongue is my dream.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 11:45:24 2020 No.23432561 If a woman is monsterized, dies, and has her ghost brought back, will it look like her human form or monster form?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 11:46:03 2020 No.23432566 >>23432551 W-what if all those blankets are more ittans?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 11:47:51 2020 No.23432582 >>23432528 I bet weighted blanket ittan momens would really love cuddling, be mindful of your sleep schedule and/or your anxiety. Probably have a maternal side to them too.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 11:48:16 2020 No.23432587 >>23432462 Thanks! Runya really is a good girl!

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 11:48:34 2020 No.23432593 >>23432551 Thoroughly >>23432566 They will be Once you fill her with more ghostbabies to be put into them

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 11:49:10 2020 No.23432596 >>23432561 Monster.

Anonymous Mon Apr 13 11:51:20 2020 No.23432613
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>>23432071
yeah, her abilities are good. build your army right and she'll be a powerhouse of a commander
i really love his other arts too. thinking of making alters of the cards, bit i don't have a good printer

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 11:51:42 2020 No.23432619 What about a tom-boy unicorn? One who doesn’t like the wedding gowns and pretty flowery stuff associated with her species but enjoys hunting and adventuring?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 11:52:10 2020 No.23432622 Would a Salamader get hot and bothered if I beat her in a fighting game without losing any health? How would she feel if I juggled her the entire match?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 11:52:44 2020 No.23432633 >>23431999 For my neutral special, I wield a GUN

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 11:52:53 2020 No.23432634 >>23432593 I will make sure ALL the blankets are alive

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 11:55:25 2020 No.23432648 >>23432619 Make her a chivalrous knight

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 11:56:11 2020 No.23432657 >>23432613 Anyone else think cocoon monsterization is hot?

Anonymous Mon Apr 13 11:57:37 2020 No.23432670

>>23432582
Yep. They're the lovable homely wives who are like your personal comfort therapist. Her soft squishy boobpillows would constantly find themselves pressed into the back of your neck or on your face as she snugs up against you on a cold snowy day, insisting that you not leave her touch while you go about your business in the house.
Meanwhile satin sheet ittan momens are sleek, fashionable model-like babes who feel all the more delicate to touch on special occasions.
>>23432634
Good man. Take her to the bed, the bath, and beyond so you can fill a whole warehouse with cute pillowcase daughterus

Anonymous Mon Apr 13 11:57:58 2020 No.23432674
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>>23432613
here's another example. Just look at this regal pose, the sheer confidence in her eyes, it's so captivating you will follow her any command, at least until you realise she's an enemy; but by then it'll be too late, you're already off the battlefield and you've been milked for all your mana at the altar.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 11:59:00 2020 No.23432680 >>23432670 >Ittan momen couple next door to Cursed Sword couple >Totally opposite MOs but still get along as friendly neighbors >Pillowcase daughter is best friends with Butterknife daughter Cute!

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 11:59:48 2020 No.23432687 >>23432622 >Spoiler What is this, Tekken? The answer is no, at least ToD combos are somewhat a measure of skill. What'd really piss her off would be a 50/50 vortex or unblockable setups since there's no skill outside of guessing right.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 12:00:07 2020 No.23432692 File: 257 KB, 1434x930, xpounvtguyt11.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 12:00:38 2020 No.23432701 Had a dream about hover-hugging a Yeti. An angry Yeti is a force to be reckoned with.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 12:03:01 2020 No.23432719 Do monsterized pillows have big, pillowy breasts?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 12:04:17 2020 No.23432727 >>23432692 High level angels are scary to many, but to the innocent quite welcoming and protective.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 12:09:06 2020 No.23432763 My waifu and I really need to recruit a tank. We make a good battle team as is, but I'd feel a lot safer if I wasn't depending on evasion nonstop.

Anonymous Mon Apr 13 12:10:42 2020 No.23432778 [DELETED]

>>23432719
>Yep. They're the lovable homely wives who are like your personal comfort therapist. Her soft squishy boobpillows would constantly find themselves pressed into the back of your neck or on your face as she snugs up against you on a cold snowy day, insisting that you not leave her touch while you go about your business in the house.
That sounds pretty cozy. I have a weighted blanket wrapped around me right now.

Anonymous Mon Apr 13 12:12:47 2020 No.23432790

>>23432727
>>23432692
>High level angel gracefully follows young orphan boy around throughout the day
>Casually doesn't even bother to hide herself, just gently steps behind him as he shows her his daily routine
>When something bad happens in the grubby city slums near him, a massive wing silently curls around and blocks his view of it
>Halo constantly emitting a low chiming sound, like a vibrating tuning fork
>It chimes cheerily as he offers her an apple he found in the garbage that was mostly uneaten as she brings a robed sleeve up to quickly polish it, the apple becoming brand new and fresh as she pulls her sleeve away, silently offering it back to the boy
>At the end of the day he asks if she'll be back tomorrow
>She looks skyward at the clouds, eyes narrowing for a moment before her halo chimes assuredly, smiling back down at him with a nod
>'The other orphans are gonna love meeting miss angel', the boy thinks to himself as he drifts off to sleep

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 12:12:48 2020 No.23432791 >>23432763 Drink mino milk and become the tank.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 12:13:18 2020 No.23432797 >>23432670 >Yep. They're the lovable homely wives who are like your personal comfort therapist. That sounds pretty cozy. I like wrapping myself in a weighted blanet a lot of the time, including right now

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 12:14:21 2020 No.23432806 >>23432692 D'aww

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 12:15:19 2020 No.23432824 >>23432719 yes, big pillowy breasts. and hips. and butt. and tummy (if you're into that. i'm not, but i know some that are.)

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 12:17:07 2020 No.23432851 >>23432790 What a kind angel!

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 12:21:11 2020 No.23432895 >>23432763 >>23432791 Give your wife mino milk and make her become the tank.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 12:21:57 2020 No.23432903 >>23432763 A T-55 isn't much, but depending on what your doing, it'll get the job done for a good price

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 12:22:06 2020 No.23432905 >>23429641 I bet those fluffy legs make for good lap pillows.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 12:22:15 2020 No.23432908 >>23432851 The ones who have geometric shapes

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 12:23:12 2020 No.23432917 >>23432791 Not happening. I work better as a Rogue, and it gives us more options outside of combat.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 12:24:45 2020 No.23432935 >>23432851 She was going to pass judgement on the town for its sins... but maybe that can wait a bit.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 12:27:21 2020 No.23432962 >>23432935 Sodom and Gammorah BTFO best day of my life But yes, little do the pimps, drug dealers, thieves, murderers, and rapists know how close they came to absolution

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 12:28:03 2020 No.23432971 >>23432917 Just drink the mino milk, muscle-rogues are superior to their lanky counterparts in every way.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 12:28:22 2020 No.23432975 >>23432908 That's angles, not angels

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 12:28:27 2020 No.23432977 File: 118 KB, 1920x1080, EFo5Is9U4AErDuo.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Imagine

Anonymous Mon Apr 13 12:28:49 2020 No.23432983

>>23431650
It is pretty stupid when you think about it. We moved on from swords because every time someone with a sword or spear went up against someone with a gun the toothpick wielder died.
But Japan and anime I guess. That and I assume they're basically like our old revolvers and not quite as good as what we have now.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 12:31:55 2020 No.23433024 >>23432975 Originally angles were weird shapes with eyes and wings everywhere. The ones from stuff like Evangelion look more like the old testament ones than modern depictions do.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 12:32:56 2020 No.23433034 >>23433024 *Angels, dammit.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 12:35:36 2020 No.23433059 >Have a wife >Sometimes wonder if I'd be more compatible with another species instead >Start thinking of all the ways it wouldn't really work out between us in real life Anyone else get this?

Anonymous Mon Apr 13 12:38:28 2020 No.23433085

>>23432983
It's just because fights in the MGE run on anime logic. Guns lose effectiveness when your opponent is able to react to and evade or deflect bullets, if not just shrug them off. There are special techniques and magitek weapons meant to level the playing field, but the average person isn't going to have access to those.

Anonymous Mon Apr 13 12:38:36 2020 No.23433086

>>23431667
The guns were ancient relics, and unique to the Lescatie Knights even before the fall of the kingdom. They were corrupted by demonic energy afterwards.

This isn't to say rudimentary or even advanced firearms haven't been invented elsewhere. I just wouldn't expect an M16.

Also, we know that Sadia (Side 3) had lightning weapons that they used widely in the field during the war.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 12:41:00 2020 No.23433116 File: 202 KB, 660x796, 1481351709716.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >bring her dark chocolate instead of milk chocolate >she commands you to be her footstool for a few days

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 12:41:20 2020 No.23433122 >>23432971 >muscle-rogues Because having an eye-catching, musclar physique is exactly what you want to see in a sneaky rogue.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 12:41:39 2020 No.23433125 Are beings like Nancy Pelosi, Hillary Clinton and Alexandria Cortez technically considered monster girls because of how monsterous they are?

Anonymous Mon Apr 13 12:42:03 2020 No.23433134

>>23433086
>Q. サルバリシオンで銃は遺跡から発掘して、それからグレムリンが制作した旨が書かれてますが、大砲については既に教団の技術で開発されたものなんですか？
>In World Guide Side 2 it is mentioned that guns were excavated from ancient ruins so that Gremlins started the production of it, but what about cannons? Did the Order already invent one by its own technology?
>A. 大砲は教団の技術で開発されたものですね。教団の持ってる大砲は中世的な普通の大砲で、遺跡産の銃の方が我々の世界の現代兵器に近い構造みたいですねー。
>Cannons were already invented by the Order. The cannons they have are typical medieval cannons, while guns excavated from the ruins are close to modern weaponry.
>近い構造といっても、魔力で動いてるので全然違う構造ですが！
>Of course, I said 'close' but it's not really close since they run on magic and whole different mechanism! (KC)

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 12:42:28 2020 No.23433140 >>23433116 It'd be way better if she likes the bitter stuff more.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 12:47:45 2020 No.23433201 File: 53 KB, 500x635, pgzyczm4kce31.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>23433024 >>23433034 Ooooooh, your talking about the biblical descriptions They still look nice

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 12:48:08 2020 No.23433207 >>23432983 >every time someone with a sword or spear went up against someone with a gun the toothpick wielder died https://youtu.be/js0haocH4-o But for our purposes, you can just refer to a tabletop setting with both guns and blades.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 12:49:40 2020 No.23433223 >>23433059 I too fear incompatibility and have doubts that she'd love me. And it's fucked because they ate literally the perfect partners and truly love you for who you are. What's wrong with me?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 12:52:22 2020 No.23433253 >>23432680 Ittan momens would also get along well with Arachne or other spider MGs. They might even act as midwives for the ittan momens.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 12:52:39 2020 No.23433254 >>23432983 There was at least 300 years were guns and melee weapons were both commonly found on the battlefield. It took a long time to make guns cheap and reliable enough to field en-mass and completely render melee nonviable

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 12:53:40 2020 No.23433264 >>23433253 How nice of them!

Anonymous Mon Apr 13 12:55:40 2020 No.23433282

>>23433223
I think its personal experience. We learn that real women don't really like us so we go for this stuff. Only the paranoia is still there. She's a perfect woman, and we aren't exactly the cream of the crop (I just know someone is going to respond claiming they are, but no, you aren't. You're here) and the whole "loving you for who you are" thing sounds like unbelievable bullshit because it doesn't work that way in reality.
I think our problem should be relatively common in this community.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 12:58:36 2020 No.23433308 >>23432977 >that height Oh yeah, standing blowjobs

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 12:59:31 2020 No.23433317 >choosing a waifu merely because of your fetish yay or nay?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 13:01:01 2020 No.23433336 >>23433317 For me that was part of it. But I also like the design, personality, fetishes and everything else the girl stands for.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 13:02:15 2020 No.23433348 >>23433317 Waifu chooses you but monsters prefer a man they're sexually compatible with and likes them for their appeal so it might be meant to be

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 13:02:44 2020 No.23433353 File: 443 KB, 1000x860, 1578029549024.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] How do I convince a lich to become fit?

Anonymous Mon Apr 13 13:03:01 2020 No.23433359

>>23433282
Well said
Although I have seen some actually loving relationships though. My mother was married to my father for almost 30 years, and although my father eventually became mortally ill, bedridden, and feared my mom would leave him, she stayed by his side and nursed him till the day he died.
That bond, that dedicated and pure love is out there, but God Damn it if it isn't the rarest thing out there. Especially nowadays with everything about Male-female relationships being burnt to a crisp

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 13:03:29 2020 No.23433367 >>23433353 Tell her its your fetish.

Anonymous Mon Apr 13 13:05:01 2020 No.23433384

>>23433317
I guess that works.
I went for mine because
>I find her type interesting
>I'd enjoy living where she does
>Her personality isn't perfect but there's still a lot to like
>While I have no interest in the profile picture I could easily imagine a version I liked
>She's cosplay as fuck while retaining the benefits of being a monstergirl with none of the negatives like being part giant spider

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 13:05:27 2020 No.23433386 Kids are kinda my fetish. Except toddlers. Fuck that.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 13:06:56 2020 No.23433395 >>23433386 Go away KD- Oh, carry on I guess.

Anonymous Mon Apr 13 13:08:20 2020 No.23433404

>>23433317
Not necessarily the best way to go about it, especially if you have a lot of fetishes...

For me I have a general fetish for the monster bits, so that made things rough from the start. She eventually came to me in a dream. Months passed and she developed into an OC of mine, with personality, taste, motivation, etc. and then at some point I just sorta fell for her.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 13:08:31 2020 No.23433408 >>23433353 How do I convince a lich to create the strongest fertility potion she can so I can get her pregnant?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 13:10:25 2020 No.23433421 >>23432472 Just a cute Bapho I posted a few weeks back, the rest aren't really in any condition to share https://files.catbox.moe/jvc50r.png

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 13:11:33 2020 No.23433432 File: 899 KB, 2000x1260, imagine.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>23432977 That squirrel is a womanlet even compared to little girls.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 13:11:41 2020 No.23433433 File: 148 KB, 800x1092, 1572972409559.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Do wurms have hoards?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 13:11:56 2020 No.23433434 File: 1.06 MB, 1400x1546, ESli9eWVAAYRtFZ.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>23429851 A while ago, really.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 13:12:24 2020 No.23433436 File: 416 KB, 1400x1400, CrowTengu.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Look at this bird. This artist is cheap for their quality, and quick too. https://twitter.com/Shunoox

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 13:12:37 2020 No.23433437 >>23433395 Who is KD? Ive never been called that.

Anonymous Mon Apr 13 13:14:57 2020 No.23433453

>>23432790
Next day
>Miss Angel arrives at the orphanage
>all the other kids (most of whom doubted Billy's story) are blown away by her majesty
>they play hide and seek, even though Miss Angel is too big to actually hide anywhere
>when snack time comes along, she offers the kids plenty of loafs of mana (the biblical kind)
>she, with her halo's chiming, reads some veggie tales without saying a word.
>all the orphans tug at Miss Angel's robes, getting her to join in a group photo
>the picture is a giant flash of brilliant, crystallized light
>the kids just draw pictures of their day with Miss Angel instead
It was the best day ever
And even though Miss Angel gets called away to fight some battles every now and then, she still makes sure to visit the orphanage

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 13:16:39 2020 No.23433469 >>23433282 It'd be sad if a monster was with a man who thinks he's not good enough for her and she didn't understand, or she did understand and has no idea how to work with this.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 13:18:54 2020 No.23433489 >>23433433 Yes but its crude cumps of gems and precious minerals.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 13:19:50 2020 No.23433493 >>23433469 "I sometimes feel like I'm not good enough for you." >"Of course. Because you're not. But teasing you is just too much fun."

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 13:20:08 2020 No.23433495 >>23433308 The best kind! >>23433421 She a cutie. She got a name?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 13:20:34 2020 No.23433501 Would a slime girl be contaminated if she fell or swam in a cesspool?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 13:20:53 2020 No.23433505 >>23430384 >Born into MG dominated world >Upon reaching puberty you are sent to the ministry of mana to have your semen evaluated. >Get the triple A rating and end up getting bought by a lim.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 13:21:18 2020 No.23433508 >>23433436 Cute nerd bird dude

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 13:21:50 2020 No.23433515 What if a slime girl touched a negroid? Would she become contaminated and sick?

Anonymous Mon Apr 13 13:23:59 2020 No.23433535

>>23433453
>they play hide and seek, even though Miss Angel is too big to actually hide anywhere

>"Ya gotta hide miss Angel! Billy's almost done countin'!"
>Inquisitive chimes ring as the angel contemplates what esoteric fractal of the aeons split through the infinite and across holy being resplendent would serve as the most effective hiding place
>Hears the Little One forget what number comes after fourteen and decides behind the toy shed will probably suffice

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 13:25:28 2020 No.23433547 i think dark elves would dig me because i'm relatable to them

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 13:26:04 2020 No.23433555 >>23433436 Urge to bully...rising... Must... resist... calling...NERD!

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 13:27:39 2020 No.23433576 >>23433493 I'd just leave them. What a stupid thing to say to someone, I may have little self esteem but I wouldn't tolerate that.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 13:28:13 2020 No.23433587 >>23433495 >She a cutie. She got a name? Shala. She came about because I was thinking of my wife keeping in touch with other Sabbath branches and I wondered what their leaders would be like, she's a motherly loli.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 13:29:00 2020 No.23433600 You guys ever wonder what monster girl would really go for you? I don't think she'd necessarily be the waifu species you chose, I mean the one that would see you as the most compatible with them.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 13:30:26 2020 No.23433619 File: 240 KB, 1071x1153, 1559808105161.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>23433600 >You guys ever wonder what monster girl would really go for you? Trick question, I'd be the one hunting her down, and probably getting captured anyways

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 13:30:40 2020 No.23433624 >>23433600 Good chunk of the thread would attract Akaname, they like depressed guys even if they have good hygiene.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 13:30:55 2020 No.23433630 >>23433535 >Her wings and Halo still comically stick out from behind it, but the kids are still oblivious to her until they round its corner >they erupt in that loud "Ah-Ha! Found you" >it's so adorable it makes Miss Angel tear up

Anonymous Mon Apr 13 13:36:18 2020 No.23433685

>>23433453
>Miss Angel doesn't show up one day
>Most of the orphans, used to far worse disappointments, are mildly bummed but otherwise go about the day as normal
>Billy looks especially upset, holding the pendant she gave him in his hands while pecking at the stew the orphanage made for that day
>But thinking of how nice Miss Angel has been to him these past few months, his spirit lifts, and he quickly folds his hands and closes his eyes
>"I hope- I pray miss angel is having a good day-"
>-her spear finds its mark as the next horror already rises to take its place-
>"-I pray she can relax and... and have the sun shining on her-"
>-the ray of creation's light called down just in time to blow the fiends back, giving her a single second to recollect herself and plan her next attack-
>"-and I pray she can visit me again sometime real soon so we can play again. Amen!"
>-can't fall here, the host has almost arrived, just a bit more, if she can just last a bit longer-
>The day goes as normal from there on, Billy happily looking forward to letting miss angel know he remembered how to pray

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 13:39:04 2020 No.23433721 >>23433576 If a woman says,with a grin, that you're not good enough for her...but she has passed on better men and stuck with you anyway...

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 13:39:50 2020 No.23433728 >>23433555 Don't bully nerdbirds.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 13:40:39 2020 No.23433739 >>23433630 >>23433685 You'll pay for these manly tears

Anonymous Mon Apr 13 13:41:58 2020 No.23433757

>>23433685
>"Miss Angel! Where did you get that scar?!"
>She hesitates. There's no way she could describe the wretched abominations beneath the frail surface of the physical existence to this innocent soul
>"It's so cool!!"
>she reminds the kids not to run with scissors, and headpats Billy for praying

Anonymous Mon Apr 13 13:42:32 2020 No.23433769
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>>23433600
>You guys ever wonder what monster girl would really go for you?
Beelzebub or giant ant. Sometimes get a fly in my room when the weather warms. My room's a pig sty. Hell, my entire house is. She'd love it. Giant ant as well. Can't tell you how many times ants make their way in here. Even when this place is spotless they just won't fucking leave. Eventually had to get an extermination service out here a few years back to keep them away.

Point is, I wouldn't be surprised to come home from work one day, find a couple giant ants doing their thing before one just hoists be above her head and carries me off to the colony before I have a chance to say anything. I'd rather a beelzebub snatch me up first because I fucking hate ants with a passion. They're creepy looking, and they smell weird when you squish them.

If I'm lucky, I get raped at work by a cow because our uniform is red. But I work graveyard shift, so that's unlikely.

Of course, there's also the possibility I attract an alraune or a liliraune because I maintain a garden. Always see lots of bees, so honeybee girl could take me. I'd love any of those.

Always find lots of small snakes in the back and toads too, so a small lamia could be a thing or a mucus toad. I'd like both, but the lamia, we're gonna need to get her to proper size.

Lotta trees here, so the normal forest wildlife girls are all possible.

I live two blocks away from an Native American burial ground, so there could be undeads here. Not really big on undeads though, save for ghouls.

I just pray my cats don't monsterize. That would be a nightmare situation for me

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 13:43:27 2020 No.23433778 >>23433721 Don't care. That's 3D behaviour and I refuse to deal with that kind of thing.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 13:43:30 2020 No.23433779 Who would be a better bodyguard waifu, a Hellhound or a Wurm?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 13:43:51 2020 No.23433784 >>23433779 Salamander

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 13:43:57 2020 No.23433785 >>23433600 Lizards, Hinezumis. For some reason cats and dogs seem drawn to me.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 13:44:03 2020 No.23433789 >>23433769 >I just pray my cats don't monsterize. That would be a nightmare situation for me As if your weaksauce cats would hold a candle to a proper Cait.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 13:44:30 2020 No.23433792 >>23433685 >"What do you do for work miss angel?" >her chimes go quiet for a moment, before speaking into the children's souls >"I... bring the light of God to others, little ones."

Anonymous Mon Apr 13 13:44:36 2020 No.23433795

>>23433600
The blanket that I've been using as a surprisingly hygienic cumrag for fifteen years.
From there, anything maybe? I'm a shut-in who doesn't go out for other than for mountain hikes and work.
I fetishize intelligence, cruelty, and fluffy tail.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 13:45:09 2020 No.23433802 File: 2.42 MB, 3333x5000, 4072.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Big ogre tiddies

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 13:45:16 2020 No.23433803 >>23433778 >Anon doesn't understand teasing Tsundere is the best type All haters are plebs

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 13:45:51 2020 No.23433807 >>23433785 >Cats and dogs like me >Lists two monsters that have nothing to do with this Alright, anon. You do you.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 13:47:07 2020 No.23433822 >>23433803 I don't care if I "don't understand" shitty behaviour. I don't want to be the subject of it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 13:48:07 2020 No.23433828 >>23433125 they're not girly enough to be considered monstergirls

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 13:48:54 2020 No.23433835 >>23433757 The orphanage runners must be very grateful for her helping out. More than the city's corrupt church has done to help.

Anonymous Mon Apr 13 13:49:38 2020 No.23433844

>>23433792
>one day, while Miss Angel is visiting, one of the kids is to interview with a prospective family
>the Husband and wife feel the fear of God and the weight of a thousand eyes on them the entirety of their visit, despite seeing nothing out of the ordinary

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 13:54:01 2020 No.23433882 >>23433835 >The city's church is one of those "buy my CD's to get saved" types, claiming to help the poor while drinking Hennessy and driving a Cadillac >he hides whenever he feels Miss Angel's presence

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 13:54:07 2020 No.23433884 File: 649 KB, 2468x2160, -9gw5Pk0wB0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] What's the punishment for kidnapping a sleeping weresheep from a monster girl ran farm?

Anonymous Mon Apr 13 13:54:48 2020 No.23433887

>>23433600
I would be a pretty good match for 3 species
>Satyros attracted to my alcohol addiction, and becoming my drinking buddy
>Tanuki taking advantage of my current money situation and making me her loan husband
>Ants or some other pest taking shelter in my shitty home for the winter

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 13:54:54 2020 No.23433889 >>23433784 Salamanders are shit bodyguard waifus, they expect you to protect yourself.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 13:55:04 2020 No.23433890 >>23433884 Death

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 13:56:23 2020 No.23433900 >>23433884 You mean like this? https://youtu.be/MNwc7XXKZxo

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 13:56:28 2020 No.23433903 >>23433884 Tied up, blindfolded, used as a communal sheep daki

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 13:57:06 2020 No.23433906 >>23433884 Gonna get your shit pushed in if she's already married

Anonymous Mon Apr 13 13:57:16 2020 No.23433908

>>23433769
>come home
>go to room
>shelf is in pieces
>find a big bundle of silverish floof on my bed
>floof unfolds to reveal a mature, but dozy catgirl
>Our eyes meet
>It takes a moment to register, but soon her eyes widen in surprise and begin to moisten
>In an instant, she leaps forward and pounces me to the ground
>starts nuzzling me all over
>"I'm sorry for leaving you...but it's okay. Now we can be together again."

And that's how I was reunited with my late cat.
For some reason, she still insists on climbing atop my head every time I get out of the shower.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 14:01:34 2020 No.23433950 >>23433908 I didn't need these feels, anon

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 14:03:09 2020 No.23433969 >>23433887 I bet the satyros and tanuki would make a good husband-acquisition team >Spend money to go drinking with satyros >Accumulate debt >Get loan from tanuki >Repeat I hope you like raccoon and goat pussy.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 14:06:14 2020 No.23434004 AAaaaaa I love lilims. I'm a big lilim slut. Just rape me now.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 14:07:21 2020 No.23434018 >>23433600 Probably none of them, if I have to be honest.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 14:11:24 2020 No.23434051 >>23433884 Good luck getting away with it without falling asleep yourself.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 14:21:48 2020 No.23434158 File: 1.76 MB, 2141x2351, Alustriel_Mobile_BtlFace_C.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] stupid sexy office elves

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 14:22:50 2020 No.23434170 >>23434158 >glasses

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 14:23:23 2020 No.23434172 >>23434170 glasses without any prescription exist anon

Anonymous Mon Apr 13 14:24:31 2020 No.23434183
File: 2.74 MB, 1663x2600, __usagiyama_rumi_boku_no_hero_academia_drawn_by_jmg__eec3dcec0bb05834d97d7d5c3977db9d.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

Spring is upon us. Be wary of Wererabbits in heat. Particularly the tan, muscular variety that have shed their winter coats, and are dead set on squeezing out your thick, virile fluids between their toned thighs

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 14:27:27 2020 No.23434212 File: 618 KB, 1195x1111, 1585359551177.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>23434183 Its too late, anon

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 14:27:59 2020 No.23434219 >>23434172 No I mean glasses are shit I wear them and fucking hate it. No idea why anyone would find them sexy, on women they just makes me think of frustrated old librarians or bitchy college feminists

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 14:29:02 2020 No.23434225 >>23434212 I don't like shounen, but MHM produces some amazing character designs. Holy fuck.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 14:31:10 2020 No.23434240 >>23434219 I hate them too anon the feeling is mutual

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 14:31:46 2020 No.23434249 File: 2.34 MB, 2225x1600, miruko.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>23434183 >Being scared of wererabbits Just breed them and they'll come off of heat

Anonymous Mon Apr 13 14:32:58 2020 No.23434265
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I've been keeping vada locked up in my basement and throwing money at him until he drew lewd ratas.
https://b.catgirlsare.sexy/Z1R2.png
https://b.catgirlsare.sexy/0Ave.png

Bonus one's vada drew without asking maybe cuz he was taking a little while, and I was being nice about it
https://b.catgirlsare.sexy/XtsL.png
https://b.catgirlsare.sexy/_UmB.png

Do I shill my twitter?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 14:34:07 2020 No.23434275 >>23434265 That tail is just going to tickle your face.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 14:34:51 2020 No.23434283 >>23434265 What's the point of fucking a rata if all you can see is floof?

Anonymous Mon Apr 13 14:37:11 2020 No.23434302
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>>23434265
>Daughter rata never see dad's face cause he's always behind rata mom's tail
It's like an episode of home improvement and yeah I wouldn't a twitter, all the other waifufags gottem

Anonymous Mon Apr 13 14:38:07 2020 No.23434308

>>23433600
Likely Hellhound. To be frank, I even feel some sort of connection with her. It is very, very wierd, because Jinko is the girl I like the most and would take as my wife.

Hellhound, when her profile came out, I even thought she was ugly. Yet, I cant take her off my mind and keep coming back. When I fap to her I feel warm and safe, I feel happy when I think about her as the mother of my children.

How do I get a Jinko when portals open?

Anonymous Mon Apr 13 14:38:21 2020 No.23434312

>>23434283
Enjoying mofu.

>>23434275
I had wanted a picture of a rata getting railed from behind, and I thought the idea of just having the dude be hidden in the fluff was kinda funny. And also I'm not a fan of self inserts, so it worked out to cover that as well.

>>23434302
I also posted them on twitter, just wanted to post them here (Hopefully) without twitter compression and shit though.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 14:39:28 2020 No.23434321 >>23434265 Living the dream

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 14:40:13 2020 No.23434329 >>23433600 The Night Gaunt is the only monster I would want or ever accept.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 14:46:23 2020 No.23434370 >>23433600 likely ignis, shog or owl.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 14:46:43 2020 No.23434372 >>23434265 I do so like the female rodent.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 14:48:15 2020 No.23434381 >>23434372 She makes the small nut, the big nut

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 14:50:51 2020 No.23434409 File: 453 KB, 1280x720, CharaStudio-2020-04-13-14-45-38-Render.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Well, what're you waiting for? Stick it in!

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 14:51:38 2020 No.23434418 >>23434372 mere rodents are good girls

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 14:52:41 2020 No.23434429 >>23434409 the corndog?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 14:52:57 2020 No.23434431 File: 139 KB, 1000x1000, Yandere cat.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>23434409 I bet she rubbed chili peppers her tongue

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 14:53:36 2020 No.23434442 >>23434429 Yes >>23434431 Devilish!

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 14:53:51 2020 No.23434445 >>23434409 I'd love some good MMD MGE models. Shame these days they're all gatcha girls or private comms no-one shares.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 14:55:47 2020 No.23434464 >>23434442 but i'm hungry! it's mine!

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 14:56:12 2020 No.23434469 >>23434004 but you're consenting, tho

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 14:58:45 2020 No.23434494 File: 410 KB, 1280x720, CharaStudio-2020-03-28-19-37-08-Render.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] And here're some meme pics for you all to use are your discretion: http://imgbox.com/g/XBox7ycHI6

Anonymous Mon Apr 13 15:03:32 2020 No.23434547

>>23434445
I've never touched MMD.
These MGE models are for Koikatsu. There was a link floating around here that has most of the MGE models for Koikatsu. Once you figure out the basics, it's basically infinite porn for whatever girl has a card because you can just load her up into a pre-made scene, fix it up a bit, and screencap it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 15:05:09 2020 No.23434566 >>23434494 Kek, thanks for these anon

Anonymous Mon Apr 13 15:06:03 2020 No.23434575
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>this guy spends 6 hours at least every day to make incredibly offensive, shitposts followed up with smug anime characters, nto to mention he's incredibly racist
>ah this makes me wet, I wonder if he's still single.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 15:06:35 2020 No.23434585 >>23434547 That's basically MMD, only less complicated and more customizable then. I'll need to look this up, it sounds great.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 15:07:12 2020 No.23434592 >>23434219 I like glasses on the dork type girls.

Anonymous Mon Apr 13 15:07:47 2020 No.23434595

>>23433600
Not many, honestly. I don't really stand out in any way. It just so happens that the one thing that I do have going for me - my stubbornness - would help in me pursuing mamono of my choice.
That being said, I wouldn't be surprised if a crow tengu or black harpy would pursue me, as, back somewhere I used to live, crows would flock to line the path I walked every morning, then disperse after I left. Vampire Mosquitos would also likely be attracted to me, as I have a mosquito allergy and a tendency to be swarmed by them (and, if Alraune allergy is anything to go by, mamono allergy isn't harmful, it just amplifies lewd effects).

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 15:08:05 2020 No.23434598 >>23434494 Absolutely based anon.

Anonymous Mon Apr 13 15:09:31 2020 No.23434615

>>23434585
There's a general on >>>/h/ for it. The links show you the basics, shows you where you can pirate it, have just about every card, and 1000s of scenes to put the girls in. The main game itself has a mode where you can insert the girl into animated porn scenes.

Anonymous Mon Apr 13 15:13:04 2020 No.23434652

>>23434585
Not the guy you replied to but this is the best repack floating around, it has most the mods you'll need until a new repack comes out https://sukebei.nyaa.si/view/2984098 with an archive of mge cards here https://files.catbox.moe/eg3pmn.rar
There's also a guide on some very basic stuff from months ago
>Lets start with a straight forward scene https://files.catbox.moe/jcj9ci.png
>Put it in your studio folder then load up the studio (not the main game exe)
>https://files.catbox.moe/fz2p3b.png
>https://files.catbox.moe/uwl570.png
>https://files.catbox.moe/91ucdz.png
>Please excuse the scribbles but hopefully it helps. You can make your own scenes too but I'd advise playing around with the creations of others like this and chilling in the /h/ threads to get a feel for it

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 15:13:05 2020 No.23434653 >>23434409 But I already ate all the candy.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 15:14:25 2020 No.23434663 >>23434575 Internet debates must be one hell of a minefield if you're single. If things get to heated you might end up getting visited by a monster girl that took offense to your post and the only way to solve it is through rape.

Anonymous Mon Apr 13 15:15:48 2020 No.23434680

>>23433600
>Waifu is a Dark Mage
>From a world where magic doesn't exist, and likely wouldn't be able to use it even if I went to hers
>Basically have little interest in small talk and as a result I'm treated like a retard in social situations
>Not very smart and I tend to get frustrated when trying to learn things I know are out of my depth
>Have no real hobbies or interests
In a realistic situation she wouldn't want anything to do with me, but I'm struggling to think of any monster that would. Perhaps one of the dumber ones like a Wurm, or maybe some lowly Orc or Ogre that grabs me in a moment of confusion. If I'm lucky I could end up with a Slime I suppose.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 15:19:23 2020 No.23434712 File: 75 KB, 480x460, chibi chantrelle.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>23434663 >>23434575 No magitec communicators at the table, Cheshire-chan! If you must play pranks, you'll do it in person while on our property!

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 15:19:39 2020 No.23434717 >>23434652 Thanks, anon! I'll give this a try.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 15:25:16 2020 No.23434787 >>23433844 Does this end in Billy marrying Miss Angel or not?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 15:25:28 2020 No.23434791 >>23434663 Saying "[insert monstergirl here] a shit" is a good way to get visited by one. She'll definitely try to convince you otherwise by raping you.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 15:26:18 2020 No.23434798 >>23433434 Nice. Leviathan girls a best

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 15:26:18 2020 No.23434800 >>23434791 Jinko is shit.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 15:27:44 2020 No.23434812 >>23434663 >Piss off sandworm NEET >Couple days later she eats you and your house All according to plan

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 15:28:21 2020 No.23434820 >>23434547 i grabbed this from the KK discord which has a decent amount https://mega.nz/folder/UktBSC7D#GmXDVUsm6lYhnT521O6GEA

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 15:29:49 2020 No.23434837 >>23434791 >>23434663 So I can use this to bait them, but on the other hand what if even the lims fear us, the internet is not really mg territory. >this guy is so harsh and rude, he must be strong

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 15:30:04 2020 No.23434839 >>23434469 foiled by my own lust yet again

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 15:34:41 2020 No.23434875 All of this is fine and all, but how would I attract a Trumpart of each suit?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 15:36:14 2020 No.23434891 >>23434875 by going to /d/ and liking every thread you see but also feeling there some some topics missing

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 15:36:18 2020 No.23434893 File: 483 KB, 1240x1754, 0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] When in Frostbite, make sure to stay with your group, or you make yourself a prime cut for the awa awa onee-sans.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 15:37:28 2020 No.23434901 >>23434791 I'm gonna tell lizardgirls and salamanders they are shit at fighting and will never get a husband.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 15:38:04 2020 No.23434908 >>23434717 I wish you luck, it's fun to have the ability to put together monster girl content even if there are some cons to it.

Anonymous Mon Apr 13 15:39:20 2020 No.23434915

>>23434875
Threaten the life of the Queen of Hearts. All her trumpart soldiers will come to defend her. Rush the first clubs card you see, hold her hostage by putting a knife to her throat, and demand one of each of the other three suits approach you. Then whip your dick out and do the helicopter dick. They'll all be entranced and bum rush it. Proclaim victory and enjoy your trumpart harem

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 15:41:58 2020 No.23434935 >>23434915 Should also add, aim for a low number clubs card. Low cards are weakest

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 15:41:58 2020 No.23434936 How often does your waifu use swears

Anonymous Mon Apr 13 15:44:51 2020 No.23434962

>>23434891
That'd be for a Jabberwock.
Trumparts aren't all hyperdegenerate perverts. Into and open to things most people aren't, certainly, but the primary traits that define each suit are:
>Hearts: Exhibitionism and romance
>Diamonds: Spontaneity and playfulness
>Clubs: Comfort and decadence
>Spades: Enthusiasm and loyalty

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 15:45:01 2020 No.23434964 File: 63 KB, 620x877, hellhound_by_lutherniel_d8atu6d-fullview.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>23434936 Better question is how often doesn't she

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 15:45:29 2020 No.23434970 >>23434936 She softly moans them during sex, but otherwise only really uses them when she's angry, which is rare.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 15:46:53 2020 No.23434986 >>23434962 What about Jokers?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 15:47:52 2020 No.23434993 >>23434962 >>Spades: Enthusiasm and loyalty >Loyalty Well, except for the Queen of Spades

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 15:47:59 2020 No.23434994 File: 950 KB, 992x1403, 1470319083855.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>23434936 I bet she just says it in a monotone voice when an experiences goes sideways. I also like her trying to use it when attempting to "dirty talk" to me.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 15:48:54 2020 No.23435001 What media should you never show Runya?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 15:50:01 2020 No.23435007 File: 227 KB, 640x711, Penis Bullying Fairy.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Prepare to be bullied nerd!

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 15:50:14 2020 No.23435008 File: 181 KB, 792x650, 1569465404269.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>23435001 wholesome waifu doting

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 15:51:27 2020 No.23435017 >>23434994 >"Anon. I would fucking like it if you bitching slapped my cunting ass. Shit fuck." >"Am I doing this right?"

Anonymous Mon Apr 13 15:52:12 2020 No.23435024

>>23434986
Well, Jokers have no canon description so far as I can tell, but I could see them either having a rapidly changing personality, or a sort of "lewd transcendence" - very dreamlike in behavior, indeed the world around them feels like a wet dream, and it's uncertain whether you or her is the dreamer.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 15:52:48 2020 No.23435031 >>23434265 In one image the band of white fur on her thigh has brown above it and in the other it doesn't. 0/10 can not fap

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 15:53:12 2020 No.23435034 >>23435017 A lich trying to dirty talk would be one of the cutest things ever. Until she figures it out after enough experimenting and becomes really good at it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 15:53:14 2020 No.23435035 >>23434993 Shoo, Cheshire-chan. I'm trying to get a Trumpart here.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 15:54:23 2020 No.23435047 >>23435031 god damn it

Anonymous Mon Apr 13 15:57:03 2020 No.23435066

>>23435024
In many games, the Joker cards are used as wild cards that can take on any suit and value. Changing suit personalities like a chimaera does is most likely. Also they're level of abilities probably changes too. One day they're as strong as an Ace or King card; the next they're as weak as a 2 or 3. Probably depending on how often you're dicking them, and they lose their stored up power after doing something magical.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 16:01:23 2020 No.23435092 >>23435066 I was basing the former on the Joker as the wild card, and the latter on the Joker as being separate and distinct from the normal deck. But I like the wildcard idea you posited as well.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 16:04:26 2020 No.23435109 I need to get strong so my dragon wife can sit on my face

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 16:04:26 2020 No.23435110 File: 244 KB, 1200x1200, Collage.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] What would happen if I blackmailed a cheshire cat?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 16:06:09 2020 No.23435125 >>23435017 I would barely be able to hold back my laughter if she ever said this too me. Poor lich, she's just trying to be sexy for her husband.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 16:06:27 2020 No.23435127 >>23434680 She would definitely work hard to teach you magic, anon. If not then prepare to become a very efficient mana pump

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 16:07:15 2020 No.23435138 >>23435110 How could you blackmail one?

Anonymous Mon Apr 13 16:11:36 2020 No.23435179

>>23434787
That would be quite a long way off, anon. Miss Angel will certainly take a special liking and watch over the boy for a very long time though. Perhaps she would even look to rehabilitate the town rather than her initial mission of judging it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 16:11:51 2020 No.23435182 >>23435110 They have no shame. It'd be more likely she'd either blackmail you in turn, or play along as a fetish roleplay. One of the reasons Cheshires are best catgirls.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 16:12:04 2020 No.23435186 >>23435138 Recordings of you playing a prank on her, how would the master of pranks and taunting be still be master if she was got?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 16:17:29 2020 No.23435218 >>23432227 Good opinions

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 16:17:54 2020 No.23435220 >>23435110 Gonna blackmail her into having a litter of kittens with me.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 16:22:56 2020 No.23435257 >>23435110 it would be very painful

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 16:25:21 2020 No.23435283 >>23435186 >have a video of the Cheshire playing with cattails >"If you tickle me like that again I'll upload it to youtube!"

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 16:27:55 2020 No.23435302 File: 3.95 MB, 4720x6078, 58lr7eXu_o.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I wrote the lewd bit https://pastebin.com/hu5HhVa6

Anonymous Mon Apr 13 16:28:46 2020 No.23435308

>>23435179
>Billy eventually has grown old enough that he can't stay in the orphanage any more
>Thankfully, he's managed to grow up a fine young lad, and picked up a job at the local church (now a reformed and respectable institution of the once horrific, now average town) and gets to sleep in some modest living quarters
>Miss Angel smiles silently as he takes one last look back at the place he grew up, then leads the way to the church, pleasant chimes all along the way
>Just before they get there, she hears him call for her, and she turns with wings folded in so as not to knock him over
>She's met with a sudden embrace by the young lad, her usually unphasable expression going wide eyed as he wraps his arms around her in an affectionate hug
>"Thank you, miss Angel. Thank you so much for eveyrhing."
>The approaching-infinite consciousness of one of the Divine's servants briefly constricts down to that single moment in time, in that single dimension, in that single place, in that single affection, and the most faint sound of a gasp escapes her humanoid mouth, chimes silent

>A pleasant ray of sunshine breaks through the cloudy day over an average peasant town

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 16:29:00 2020 No.23435309 File: 1.14 MB, 2250x1600, big_wolf.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>23431285 add dire wolves to that too so the kingdom would have: >big dogs might as well add prehistoric canines too

Anonymous Mon Apr 13 16:32:55 2020 No.23435341

>>23433469
Ushi Oni and self-doubting husband
>Ushi barges through the front door, knocking it off the hinges again
>"Hey Fuckboy! You wont believe the sale they had on stretchy meat at the store! Get the grill going will ya?"
>Husband is head down on the couch
>The fuck?
>"Hey Dead-ears, are you blasting your crazy tunes too loud again"
No, I...Ushi, can we talk?
>What the fuck is going on
>".....Whats up"
>She climbs over the couch, nestling her abdomen in the cushions, still towering over her husband
>"Whats going on"
I...Why are you still with me
>"............."
>"What the fuck are you talking about"
I...You...
>Ushi sprang into a far more aggressive pose
>"What the FUCK are you talking abo-"
Oh for fuck sake Ushi! Look at me!
What on earth do I inspire? What on earth do I do that can't be found somewhere else!?
I know there's tons of guys out there who are better than me in looks, charisma, income, skills, sex, whatever! I know we dont really have matching or similar hobbies or beliefs on a lot of things, I know I'm not as strong as your kind likes, I know I'm not as driven as what your kind likes, I'm sub-par in damn near everything, Why the hell are you still even here?! Why the hell did you pick me of all people? Am I really the best you can get? Because I really fucking doubt it. And I've seen where that road leads...
So, what on earth is it, if anything aside from...pity...or culture..or is it because I'm just some convenient sperm bank or something?
>Ushi retreated into the couch cushion, had her claws interlocked, listening patiently
>She stewed on it all. Every now and again staring at him, then staring at the wall, or outside
>"You really hate yourself dont you?"
You better fucking believe it
>"Okay, okay." Her eyes narrowed
>"Look. I'm not going to lie. Part of this is animalistic. That's inherent in us monstergirls, but it's also in you too. But more importantly, I dont FUCKING care about the fact that we have differences."
>"I DONT CARE about the fact that you aren't some turbo-macho millionaire."
>"I DONT CARE about other men. The first day I saw you in the woods, I didnt see any of that. I saw you. I saw you and your soul, which is much, much stronger than what you're letting on right now. I know it, and you, deep down, know it too. I'm with you and love you with the full extent of my spider-demon-cow heart, to the Death, capiche?
>Husband nods in agreement, slightly teary-eyed
>"Good, now, rev up the grill, will ya?"

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 16:35:33 2020 No.23435364 >>23435302 YES. Perfect wolfu warrior mistress. Good stuff

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 16:36:24 2020 No.23435374 Would calling a help decks or government line be just as annoying in modern MGE or would automatons be good at their jobs?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 16:36:25 2020 No.23435376 >>23435127 I'd be the best mana pump she could want. It's basically what Dark Mages use their husbands as anyway

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 16:37:53 2020 No.23435388 >>23435308 Would this kid grow to be a preacher who guides the town or a knight who protects the town?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 16:39:08 2020 No.23435400 >>23435376 Good man. Dark Mages are great like that. Sultry magical nerds

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 16:41:27 2020 No.23435426 >>23435302 based

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 16:41:36 2020 No.23435429 File: 250 KB, 531x750, AC0CBFEF-5A38-4DF5-8F09-5518F0F3C28C.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>23434936 Frequently, but in exasperation at the world and not directed at any particular person.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 16:46:29 2020 No.23435482 >>23435429 >cutesy and fluffy weresheep is actually foulmouthed and bitchy in private cute

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 16:48:31 2020 No.23435497 >>23432071 >tfw three of my favorite commanders are bird people

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 16:54:40 2020 No.23435548 This could be the acid speaking but this thread kind of smells like mesquite smoke

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 16:55:58 2020 No.23435554 >>23435388 Good question. I could see him showing aptitude at both, but leaning on wanting to be a knight. Though perhaps Miss Angel would have the slightest pang of worry at him picking the more dangerous of the two professions...

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 16:57:01 2020 No.23435563 File: 587 KB, 1200x1200, 1543094075616.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>23435554 You don't say, anon?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 16:57:51 2020 No.23435569 >>23434994 >monotone dirty talk Why does this idea make hard as diamonds?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 16:59:25 2020 No.23435584 >>23435569 You too? I have no idea why, but there's something strangely sexy about it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 17:01:17 2020 No.23435601 >>23435569 it makes me cringe

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 17:01:39 2020 No.23435604 Good thing hellhounds aren't real could you imagine having to be forced to kiss her hot dog breathed mouth or lick her abs. Damn we sure lucked out hahahaha.

Anonymous Mon Apr 13 17:03:32 2020 No.23435618

>>23435138
>have tomboy Cheshire cat girl bully you all the time at school
>she beats you in every sport and game and likes to show off while doing so and rubs your face in it after she wins
>you’ve had enough as you wait for her to go to sleep to take some good blackmail pictures
>you then see she’s been acting this way because her parents always fight well into the evening and always has make up hatesex at night while Cheshire-san just lays in bed and tries not to cry when her parents are arguing
>you silently creep back to your house with a new plan in motion
>instead of blackmail, you’re gonna help her out by being her friend
>even if she is a bit stuck up

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 17:04:23 2020 No.23435627 >>23435569 Because it comes off as a statement of fact rather than teasing. In cold, objective reality you are going to get fucked unconscious.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 17:05:28 2020 No.23435644 >>23435604 Haha dodged a bullet their, image of a helhound was constantly forcing you to snuggle her hot body, you’d be all sweaty and would never get works done1

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 17:05:50 2020 No.23435648 >>23435554 I'd imagine that he'd feel the need to pay her back for watching over them, even though he is vastly less powerful than her

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 17:08:10 2020 No.23435674 >>23435604 Unironically horrifying. Hellhounds are one of my least favorite monsters, and at the very least, if I never see portal day, I won't have to deal with them.

Anonymous Mon Apr 13 17:11:42 2020 No.23435711

If a succubus tried to rape you, you'll lie to her that you're already married. she'll think you're lying afterwards, right? So in this case, the best way to get out of this situation is to tell her that you really do have a partner but she's human and the succubus doing anything to you is considered cheating and that you can't live with yourself knowing you were in kahoots with another woman. This will stir the succubus with guilt and conclude that she cannot rape you and will leave to find another man to rape.

Anonymous Mon Apr 13 17:15:15 2020 No.23435741

>>23435711
Succubi have fetish/desire sense. They'd pretty easily be able to tell if you're in a relationship, and if you'd be into her raping you regardless. And why would a succ waste her time with a man who doesn't want her when there are countless men who will want her?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 17:15:30 2020 No.23435746 >>23435604 thanks i hate hellhounds unless fused with another monster that negates her grossness

Anonymous Mon Apr 13 17:16:46 2020 No.23435762
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>>23435711
You do know she can sense your mana and know if you are lying right? If a succubus catches you, you are either getting succed or your human wife will be made into a succubus who will then succ you.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 17:19:33 2020 No.23435797 >>23435569 monotone dirty talk and awkward sex is pretty nice

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 17:20:35 2020 No.23435807 >>23435711 The succubus will just turn your human gf into her imouto

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 17:22:08 2020 No.23435822 >>23435618 >rubs your face in it How do I not have any of Latenight's cheshire butt pictures

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 17:32:43 2020 No.23435916 >>23435034 >Lich loli researches dirty talk to use on you >the reseach material was all zipanguese picture books >"please impregnate my ten year old asspussy"

Anonymous Mon Apr 13 17:33:13 2020 No.23435919

>>23435554
>Billy becomes a knight for the church
>Miss Angel is always there with him on his missions as support
>her fears become real when some abomination that she thought was dead sets up a trap for them
>almost kills Billy in the melee
>wait
>where did Miss Angel go?
>oh, she’s still there
>and everywhere as she sheds her mortal coil to become the other worldly killing machine she is
>completely destroys the abomination from the fabric of reality
>all the while Billy is looking on with stars in his eyes because he’s never seen anything so cool as Miss Angels ultimate attack

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 17:42:14 2020 No.23435993 If I display extreme weakness, would a Hellhound be turned off and leave me alone?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 17:43:15 2020 No.23436000 >>23435993 No. Her urge to protect and bully you would go into overdrive.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 17:44:13 2020 No.23436007 >>23436000 >overdrive

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 17:46:08 2020 No.23436021 What is your favorite MG picture of all time?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 17:47:06 2020 No.23436030 >>23435919 He'd always see her as the cool, beautiful and mystifying being she is from then on. Miss Angel may just blush at his praise.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 17:47:45 2020 No.23436036 >>23436000 Protect or bully? You cant do both.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 17:49:24 2020 No.23436052 File: 93 KB, 747x630, rub.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>23436021 You don't even need the full image

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 17:51:03 2020 No.23436063 >>23435916 I'd like a teenage Clubs Trumpart to try to use fanfic-tier dirty talk on me.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 17:51:21 2020 No.23436067 >>23435993 They think men are weak and fragile by default.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 17:51:32 2020 No.23436068 File: 209 KB, 1000x1000, 1453586323637.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>23434893 I want the big, scary Frostbite Wendigo with the black cloak

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 17:52:58 2020 No.23436081 File: 3.43 MB, 3125x3907, 1514077317261.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>23432701 You're going to make the poor yetis cry

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 17:53:23 2020 No.23436086 File: 115 KB, 1000x706, 1344047793424.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>23436021 I guess technically this, its been my wallpaper for nearly a decade.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 17:54:29 2020 No.23436100 >>23435364 >>23435426 thanks it was fun, I gave up writing five years ago because I was scared of fucking up the lewd shit. Good to give it a fresh try.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 17:55:01 2020 No.23436106 File: 494 KB, 775x798, Consequences.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>23436021

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 17:55:22 2020 No.23436110 >>23436030 I wonder how she would feel once he starts trying to be romantic with her

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 17:55:44 2020 No.23436112 File: 146 KB, 500x377, 1448208571594.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>23435762 B- bu- but- what if I don't wanna get succ'd

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 17:56:37 2020 No.23436122 File: 1.71 MB, 1414x2000, Beyond Comprehension.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>23436021

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 17:56:52 2020 No.23436123 >>23433600 Art Fairy Devil Well I guess it depends, what girls are good matches for guys with schizophrenia?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 17:59:10 2020 No.23436140 >>23436021 http://imgbox.com/dsAWUeb3

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 18:02:40 2020 No.23436159 >>23435482 She’s actually a swearsheep

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 18:05:11 2020 No.23436183 >>23436100 Femdom and doggy style combined is underrated

Anonymous Mon Apr 13 18:07:17 2020 No.23436199

>>23436159
Ultra Ornery Weresheep with a thicc scottish accent so that when she gets super pissed you can't understand a single word she's saying.

Likes anal and rides you incredibly hard when its in her ass. Screams about wanting you to make haggis out of her.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 18:09:47 2020 No.23436225 >>23436140 That’s a good choice. If I hadn’t just finished, I’d be well on my way there now.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 18:11:52 2020 No.23436238 What would sweat bee mamono be like? What about a pill bug mamono?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 18:14:33 2020 No.23436254 >>23436238 >Pillbug >See Mimic, only difference is its a mobile home.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 18:14:58 2020 No.23436258 >>23436199 Excuse me, my waifu is a sweet little angel who just happens to swear for emphasis. She especially prefers vaginal sex! Anal is my daughteru’s favorite.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 18:15:51 2020 No.23436264 File: 438 KB, 867x832, 1582336762828.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>23436021

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 18:15:55 2020 No.23436266 How do I get a dominant, high class monster to indulge me by putting me on a leash and spitting in my mouth? Thanks in advance.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 18:16:00 2020 No.23436267 >>23436254 That sounds especially cute.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 18:21:46 2020 No.23436311 >>23436266 I want an eagerly submissive monster who wants me to spit in her mouth and order and/or drag her around.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 18:22:31 2020 No.23436323 >>23436266 Get a zombie, put her on a leash and spit into her mouth. Repeat until she wights and demands payback.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 18:25:36 2020 No.23436337 >>23436183 Switches have more fun. Maybe I'll do a second part if I cant think of anything else, doggystyle in the bathhouse.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 18:27:49 2020 No.23436347 File: 420 KB, 1000x1350, colorfesh.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>23436021

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 18:28:08 2020 No.23436351 >>23436311 Fuck you, faggot. You're getting a muscular Hellhound dominatrix, and you're going to love it. You won't be able to not love her, she'll break the dom out of you. Any tastes will be warped to her. Understand?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 18:29:43 2020 No.23436359 File: 40 KB, 249x260, 69554495_p0.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>23436021 There are a few, but I think it may be this one. It's such a simple distillation of what I love.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 18:30:24 2020 No.23436365 File: 572 KB, 1235x1400, 1488407046524.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>23436021 It's a difficult choice, but I'll have to go with this one.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 18:31:09 2020 No.23436374 >>23436351 >Anon says out loud that he wants a submissive girl >Dominant hellhound just walks up to him, puts a paw on his shoulder and just says "no" >Before he can even object she just lifts him up and princess carries him to the nearest bedroom

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 18:32:56 2020 No.23436379 >>23435548 It’s all the Hellhounds. Someone should open the window

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 18:35:56 2020 No.23436393 >>23436337 Well, I am mostly a switch leaning towards sub, but doggystyle while she is dominant one at the same time(dominant in demeanor) is nice.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 18:36:03 2020 No.23436394 >>23436021 My favorite MG image is technically SFW, but it's too /d/ to post here. It involves a cheshire cat and some mouth stuff.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 18:36:16 2020 No.23436397 >>23436351 >>23436374 That's not fair, I want a muscular dominatrix and some guy who doesn't want one gets her. If the submissive girl thinks I'm doing anything to her, she's sorely mistaken.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 18:38:00 2020 No.23436408 >>23436394 Link it!

Anonymous Mon Apr 13 18:38:43 2020 No.23436414

>>23436238
>Pillbug girl
>incredibly shy and will not hesitate to curl into her shell if she’s scared, embarrassed, or uncomfortable
>a surprise kiss on her cheek can cause her to curl up in record time
>especially when you do it in front of everyone at school

Anonymous Mon Apr 13 18:38:56 2020 No.23436415

>>23436351
>>23436374
I'd genuinely rather die than be stuck with a monster I dislike as much a Hellhound. The level of alteration to my personality and tastes needed to make me enjoy the experience would be effectively death anyways - it'd be essentially a completely different person wearing my flesh.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 18:39:48 2020 No.23436421 >>23436408 You asked.... >>>/d/9037746

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 18:40:18 2020 No.23436427 >>23436414 >Roll her on home to continue

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 18:41:31 2020 No.23436441 >>23436110 >Billy finally confesses his love to Miss Angel >it takes everything for Miss Angel to not scream in joy and shatter their reality >however her halo is now sounding like a jet engine instead of the normal humming sound

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 18:43:23 2020 No.23436451 If I am lost in a forest or a graveyard and Im scared or in danger, is it acceptable to go to a sleeping Hellhound, squeeze myself under her and hug her?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 18:43:59 2020 No.23436457 >>23436394 >>23436408 >>23436421 Nice samefagging human filth

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 18:45:51 2020 No.23436465 >>23436451 yeah, she's the scariest thing in the area so if you hide under her nothing else can get at you.

Anonymous Mon Apr 13 18:45:51 2020 No.23436466

>>23436415
What you want doesn't matter. What you like doesn't matter. You don't matter. Faggots like you should be broken down by a Hellhound. It doesn't matter who you think you are, because all you are is a toy to be used and broken. The fact that you'd rather die than fulfil your purpose shows that you might as well be an Alp. Fuck you.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 18:46:36 2020 No.23436471 >>23432393 Basically a Scarecrow golem possessed by an eldritch abomination that screams at you in the voices of the dead with a distorted, metallic voice. A female version would basically scream at you to let her in since she's a fairy

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 18:46:44 2020 No.23436472 >>23434265 CUTE

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 18:46:54 2020 No.23436474 >>23436466 >black paws typed this post

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 18:46:56 2020 No.23436475 >>23436441 >halo spins faster the happier she is >when he asks for her hand in marriage, it's spinning so fast that it's causing space and time to distort

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 18:47:54 2020 No.23436481 >>23436457 I’m just a man who thought this anon was being sheepish about his gag fetish. I regret nothing

Anonymous Mon Apr 13 18:48:12 2020 No.23436486

>>23436427
Cute! I can just see it now.
>anon makes his pillbug gf curl up into her shell and she refuses to get out
>he has to roll her to all her classes throughout the rest of the school day
>he has to roll her back home too
>when he gets her to her house she uncurls herself and pounces on anon
>her mother looks out from the kitchen laughing to herself about teaching her little one right

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 18:48:25 2020 No.23436488 >>23436475 >Shog nods ate her appreciatively until the angel gives her a look that can near literally kill.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 18:49:02 2020 No.23436492 >>23436481 But that guy posts the Dragon's Crown sorceress getting gagged four times over and nobody seems to give a shit

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 18:50:12 2020 No.23436501 >>23436481 Who the fuck comms a Karbo knockoff for MG work?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 18:50:35 2020 No.23436503 File: 770 KB, 800x1000, 143587453453.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>23436466 I wonder who could be behind this post?

Anonymous Mon Apr 13 18:51:30 2020 No.23436507

>>23433600
What kind of mamano does profound mental instability attract, anyway?
>Depressed State: reclusive, epicurean, passive
I would attract care-oriented mamano, whether the motherly types or 'spoilers' like Devils. May be at risk of getting Wisp'd.
Dominator mamano would see an easy-to-manage husband-slave.
>Manic State; hedonic, nihilistic, creative-ecstatic, raging
No time but the present, so eat all the junkfood and fuck everything that'll hold still; Hangovers and consequences are for future-me, after all. Write like a madman and mutter deranged poetry under my breath, draw poorly and be angry at the quality of my efforts (however good or bad they might be)
Getting isekai'd in this kind of mood would probably drop me straight into Wonderland, where the locals will no doubt find endless amusement in provoking me higher and higher. Wonderland magick would probably perpetuate the state by eliminating any possibility of 'crash'.
>Maximum Lucidity: Discipline, goal-seeking, planning, action-taking, Will-to-Power
Elementals looking for covenant, Demons making deals; Powerful mamano looking for a challenge to 'tame'. Subservients looking for a Master; Pharaohs and Apophi looking for equals. Lilims and Liches sniffing around to see who's fucking with the local magick environment so much.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 18:52:56 2020 No.23436524 >>23436475 >>when he asks for her hand in marriage, it's spinning so fast that it's causing space and time to distort Oh no! He’s gonna see their future together and the army of Angel daughterus they’ll make together!

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 18:53:03 2020 No.23436525 >>23433908 oi that would definitely be an emotionally complicated situation, late and beloved pets coming back as mamano

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 18:53:12 2020 No.23436528 >>23436501 Because you can't commission Karbo?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 18:53:46 2020 No.23436533 >>23436507 Don't forget "pretentious with delusions of grandeur" You'd probably make a great pairing for a vanilla succ or maybe a phantom if you're lucky.

Anonymous Mon Apr 13 18:54:51 2020 No.23436539

>>23436441
Blessed.
>"Miss Angel... would you become my Mrs. Angel?"
>He reaches over and pulls down her hood, revealing her modest hair, and pulls out a ring with the same design as her halo
>Wings flutter, her hands freeze up, the most faint of gasping muttering pslams whispering trembling out of her lips
>A pillar of reality wobbles precariously buuuuuut just barely realigns itself as for an imperceptible fraction of an attosecond all of physics becomes unmade before quickly realigning itself
>Her halo full out GONGing like every cathedral on earth is ringing jubilantly at the same time, causing just the smallest of smiling winces from Billy
>He casually reaches up and before she can react, places a gauntleted hand on the halo to quiet it down
>That shouldn't have worked
>Why didn't he obliterate into atoms
>Oh merciful abundant creator is this a sign
>It must be a sign
>What do I even do, Heavenly Lord on High
>Say yes
>I have to say yes!!! With the mouth! The human mouth! Say yes (Imperceptible name), you doe eyed fool!
>"...Y-"
Good end.

Anonymous Mon Apr 13 18:55:45 2020 No.23436547

>>23433600
All the time, but then I realize that my Lilim wife loves me for me and she wouldn’t have it any other way. And that always makes me feel better about myself. But then I get depressed sometimes because I feel like I’m holding her back, but then I realize that love is perfect, and everything else is imperfect and that’s just how life is. To her, I’m so imperfect that I’m perfect.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 18:55:58 2020 No.23436549 >>23436466 Ms Hellhound, I want to fullfil my purpose. I want to be protected and raped by such a strong girl and fill your tummy with beautiful daughters.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 18:56:23 2020 No.23436551 >>23436503 god i want a big doggo to rape me

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 18:56:31 2020 No.23436553 File: 138 KB, 980x1200, Hey there Anon, I guess we both picked today to go to the beach ehehehe....jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Oh no, it's that Fox that's stalking Anon.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 18:56:38 2020 No.23436555 >>23436021 that's like asking 'what's the best piece of crack you've ever done?' I should probably change the way I enjoy monstergirl content

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 18:57:31 2020 No.23436563 >>23436539 Blessed indeed anon! Quite cute!

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 18:57:35 2020 No.23436565 >>23436539 It’s not a good end until they buy the old orphanage he once called home and fill it up with daughterus.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 18:58:34 2020 No.23436573 >>23436533 accurate, insofar as I fail to actually accomplish anything but fantasies are for FANTASY-ing, and so that's what I'm gonna do: assume that I can, indeed, do the thing

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 18:58:40 2020 No.23436575 >>23436553 Quick! Throw his little brother at her! I heard fox girls like little boys!

Anonymous Mon Apr 13 18:58:51 2020 No.23436576

>>23436466
It's a good thing you aren't in charge of MGE, then. A Hellhound wouldn't even be attracted to someone with that little intrest in her. So turbo-subs like you and >>23436397 can get your fix, and I don't have to deal with Hellhounds, Minotaurs, or any of the other mamono that fundamentally don't appeal to me.

I'd much rather have - and think about - an Alice or some cute bugs. Or both.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 18:59:33 2020 No.23436582 File: 463 KB, 850x1104, 1586713786904.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>23436551 This is big doggo.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 18:59:59 2020 No.23436588 File: 480 KB, 892x1080, 1582424787794.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>23436553 Gonna try to tell her to cover up that indecent outfit without being too rude, wish me luck

Anonymous Mon Apr 13 19:00:28 2020 No.23436596

>>23436539
>(Imperceptible name)
Cute kek.
>"Mrs. Angel, what a fool I am! Here we are engaged, and I don't actually know your name!"
>"...I-Its... (sounds of rapture and divine esoteric bliss unable to be perceived by the human mind without driving them to insanity)"
>"...How about just Angela then?"
>"Y-Yes!"

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 19:01:13 2020 No.23436603 >>23436539 >>23436565 >they buy the orphanage and run it together >end up treating all of the children there like their own kids >all while making a lot of daughterus

Anonymous Mon Apr 13 19:02:03 2020 No.23436608

>>23433600
Dogs like me and I like dogs, so I wouldn't be surprised if I ended up with a kobold that was too cuddly to ignore or a werewolf that was bullish enough to shrug off my "fuck off" aura. Pls no hellhounds.

Past that, any girl capable of picking up on my frequent low-level lewd thoughts and work to get me the way I'd like to be gotten (read: seduction) seems likely. A girl okay with quiet willing to just rape me and deal with the fallout later would also work. I'd do well with succs and maybe something like a mantis, too.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 19:02:22 2020 No.23436612 >>23436553 Jeez, you leave just one offering at some poor abandoned Fox Shrine and look what happens.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 19:02:46 2020 No.23436615 >>23436553 I want--no, I need to touch those ears.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 19:04:47 2020 No.23436633 >>23436582 i don't think that bed can handle her

Anonymous Mon Apr 13 19:05:51 2020 No.23436637

>>23435604
Haha yeah what kind of freak would want a big strong stinky hairy dog woman to push him down and brutally rape him until she drains every drop of cum from balls and then tenderly cuddle him haha. Imagine wanting to be snuggled by a huge sweaty hot dog while she pets you and tells you what a good boy you are haha

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 19:05:52 2020 No.23436638 >>23436596 How many SAN points does this kid have?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 19:07:52 2020 No.23436653 >>23436637 >Imagine wanting to be snuggled by a huge sweaty hot dog while she pets you and tells you what a good boy you are Yeah, what kind of moron would want something like that? It’s not fair dammit, why can’t that be me?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 19:08:11 2020 No.23436656 File: 1.18 MB, 1200x1204, NOT THE BEES.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>23436021 Easily this one.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 19:08:29 2020 No.23436657 >>23436603 Truly fantastic. This was a great greentext effort by all. >>23436638 YHWH is doing him a solid.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 19:10:33 2020 No.23436679 >>23436638 Faith saves.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 19:10:44 2020 No.23436680 File: 3.52 MB, 3440x4584, Wheel Angel.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>23436657 I like it so much that I'll try writing an actual short story with it when I have the time.

Anonymous Mon Apr 13 19:11:21 2020 No.23436687

>>23433600
Never really interacted with animals much, so any beastfolk are out.
Never been able to successfully care for a plant, so any plant short of a Dryad is out.
Not particular in-tune with nature, so no elementals.
Maybe a succ-family mamono or a Wonderland girl will be drawn in by my lewd thoughts and fantasies. I could see a Ghost, Phantom, or Nightmare haunting me.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 19:12:40 2020 No.23436701 >>23435302 Now I want to have pups with the praetorian guard.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 19:15:42 2020 No.23436722 >>23436680 Hooray! I look forward to it!

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 19:15:46 2020 No.23436723 >>23436638 Heavenly beings dont hurt innocents Anon

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 19:17:51 2020 No.23436737 >>23436656 Wouf. That's an old one

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 19:18:14 2020 No.23436744 >>23436722 I'm not the best writer, unfortunately. This will be the first story I've written in a while

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 19:19:55 2020 No.23436756 why is KC's automaton so complicated to draw. it's like drawing cursed sword

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 19:22:48 2020 No.23436781 >>23436701 Sounds like a handful and a half, good luck

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 19:24:50 2020 No.23436795 >>23436756 i can't draw a nude automaton because arms and wrists are covered in armor. i want to stay faithful to the profile pic's design to attract fans

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 19:25:13 2020 No.23436798 If I really like Time stop JAVs, which monster girl would help me re-enact them?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 19:27:16 2020 No.23436815 >>23436798 Diamond Trumparts with high enough number value.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 19:27:40 2020 No.23436818 >>23436798 Phantom, nightmare, mindflayer.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 19:28:15 2020 No.23436823 >>23436744 That's okay! Anything you do will be great!

Anonymous Mon Apr 13 19:29:52 2020 No.23436839

>Day the portals open up between worlds
>Lich winds up spending time following human's horror media, watches ton of horror flicks and plays many games within the span of a year.
>Winds up awed at Magician Type 0 and decides to make her own version of it.
How do you think it goes for her?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 19:30:01 2020 No.23436840 >>23436798 Based taste. Find a nerdy Lich who would let you cosplay as stopman, her kuu nature and ability to suppress her reactions would work well for the fetish. Big fan of using Jav to get ideas for monster girl scenarios.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 19:31:14 2020 No.23436849 >>23436475 >>when he asks for her hand in marriage, it's spinning so fast that it's causing space and time to distort THE GREAT JOURNEY IS NIGH

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 19:36:08 2020 No.23436879 >>23436266 Seek Dark elf hime or lolibaba vampire or bratty/haughty human princess who doesn't know she is being monsterized

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 19:37:56 2020 No.23436895 so which one of them is the main character?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 19:38:54 2020 No.23436904 >>23436895 My wife and I, of course

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 19:39:33 2020 No.23436912 >>23436879 There's too many good choices Anon, I think the dark elf princess and the loli vampire will have to share me.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 19:40:10 2020 No.23436921 >>23436879 I kind of wonder what a monstergirl story would be like from a human woman-turned-monstergirl would be like

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 19:41:10 2020 No.23436933 >>23436849 Should this angel have two, four, or six wings?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 19:41:49 2020 No.23436941 >>23436879 I want a bratty nureonago carrier princess.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 19:43:12 2020 No.23436954 >>23435031 >>23434265 https://b.catgirlsare.sexy/ZUG7.png Thigh fur fix, cuz vada is cool enough to fix it after the fact

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 19:44:32 2020 No.23436964 >>23435762 What if you say you're in a long distance relationship?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 19:45:32 2020 No.23436972 >>23436933 Two in her corporeal form (as you not scare the children), but when she goes all out and uses her ultimate attack she’ll have six wings.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 19:45:48 2020 No.23436974 >>23436954 >https://b.catgirlsare.sexy/ZUG7.png HUFF THE FLUFF

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 19:47:17 2020 No.23436986 >>23436879 >tfw you’re not forced to be the tutor for a bratty, spoiled Kobold princess who just wants you to give her belly rubs and treats all day long

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 19:47:58 2020 No.23436992 >>23436954 Seems like a great dude. I should throw money at him someday.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 19:50:57 2020 No.23437022 >>23436986 Give her the spray bottle and turn her into a proper young noble who is a masochistic slave to your dick.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 19:52:42 2020 No.23437039 >>23436912 The lolibaba vampire's special move is jerking you off with her prime undead thighs The dark elf's special move is demon silver stiletto heels

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 19:53:15 2020 No.23437048 >>23436972 I see. I wasn't sure if she would have wings at all in her day-to-day form, though she could have wing analogues (i.e. a long scarf or a billowy cape/coat

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 19:54:45 2020 No.23437061 >Trumpart learns I love the flavor of strawberries >Suddenly her pussy and saliva taste of strawberries at all times

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 19:55:01 2020 No.23437067 >>23437048 If they are hip wings, they could looks like a really fancy feather dress.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 19:55:24 2020 No.23437072 File: 45 KB, 509x437, 1586822124066.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>23435822

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 19:56:33 2020 No.23437079 >>23437067 That could work! Her basic angel form should look like the first picture, though.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 19:57:34 2020 No.23437084 >>23437072 Based LN

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 20:01:39 2020 No.23437120 What girls are canonically the trashiest, complete with tattoos, nicotine addictions, and filthy mouths? I like me some filthy women.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 20:02:39 2020 No.23437135 >>23437072 Cat ass is always welcome.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 20:03:45 2020 No.23437146 >>23437120 Nurarihyon could fit that role. Though I like them a bit more classy or as smug dom shortstacks

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 20:03:53 2020 No.23437148 >>23437079 Absolutely!

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 20:05:34 2020 No.23437163 File: 125 KB, 850x1202, 1584486161369.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>23437146 >spoiler >"Ara ara, you called, boya?"

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 20:07:06 2020 No.23437182 >>23437120 Human women.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 20:07:15 2020 No.23437183 >>23437163 Hell yes! The perfect head wife

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 20:07:44 2020 No.23437187 >>23437163 Gonna sit her in my lap while I play WoW

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 20:09:53 2020 No.23437211 >>23437163 Half my height with tits bigger than my head, that's quite an imposing woman right there

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 20:10:35 2020 No.23437216 >>23437072 Woah! It's like it's actually coming out of the screen!

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 20:11:11 2020 No.23437222 >>23437187 >anon puts nura in his lap >she's excited because she thinks he's about to fuck her good >he just plays vidya >she's disappointed, but she gets to cuddle up to him and take in his scent, so she lets it slide this time

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 20:12:11 2020 No.23437230 >>23437146 >Hire a smoke hooker. >She leads you into a back alleyway and gets to work polishing your kielbasa. >Random girls just come in off the street to help out.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 20:12:36 2020 No.23437232 >>23437163 Monsters with pipes are not to be trusted, before you know it you'll be working at their shady establishment, selling your body to her Monster customers.

Anonymous Mon Apr 13 20:12:38 2020 No.23437233

>>23437187
>get a Nurarihyon holes on WoW and other MMORPG’s
>now one of the main requirements to be in the harem is to be in the guild in the game
>you now have a full guild with your waifus thanks to you shortstack Nurarihyon head wife
>the internet bill every month is astronomical however

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 20:13:42 2020 No.23437244 >>23437163 I'd much prefer a smoke hobo with a smaller chest.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 20:13:48 2020 No.23437245 >>23437232 But what if I want to work in a brothel in MGE? I’d even gladly give freebies to the Nurarihyon owner.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 20:15:02 2020 No.23437253 >>23437233 >Internet bill >Unironically using AT&T. Get this filth out of my face, metered internet should not be considered normal god damnit!

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 20:16:03 2020 No.23437261 >>23437253 Different anon, but my apartment complex only allows AT&T.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 20:16:16 2020 No.23437263 >>23437222 Yeah, she'll tolerate it. That being said, she may start looking for MG nerds if it goes on long enough. >>23437233 Probably going to have to shell out for a comcast premium service.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 20:18:29 2020 No.23437283 Having your pharaoh childhood friend use her commanding voice on the hellhound delinquents! Imagine the look on their faces when they're reduced to mere spicy kobolds

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 20:19:39 2020 No.23437290 >>23437261 Then hire an assassin. That shit shouldn't be tolerated!

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 20:21:38 2020 No.23437310 >>23437072 Gives a new meaning to butt dial.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 20:22:45 2020 No.23437320 >>23436737 I should know, I'm the one who put those colors on it. It's an ego stroke but the gradient wings are probably one of the few contributions to the thread I can be somewhat proud of as simple as they are to accomplish.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 20:23:53 2020 No.23437332 >>23437320 Better than my only contribution It's the "Horse Pussy" picture

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 20:24:47 2020 No.23437341 >>23437263 Best part would be if all those nerdy monsters are also shortstacks like her. Imagine all the shortstack video game cosplay.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 20:26:16 2020 No.23437349 >>23437283 >pharaoh childhood friend How does that happen?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 20:27:09 2020 No.23437354 >>23437283 >mere spicy kobolds I enjoyed that phrase probably more than I should have

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 20:31:01 2020 No.23437394 >>23437349 Probably stumbled upon a tomb of a loli Pharaoh

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 20:32:22 2020 No.23437400 >>23437394 As a child?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 20:33:10 2020 No.23437408 >>23437400 yes

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 20:34:24 2020 No.23437416 File: 3.06 MB, 1974x2790, Mummy2.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] How come my mummy waifu tells me she's the rightful heir to the throne and queen apophis stole it from her?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 20:35:39 2020 No.23437424 >>23437349 I would think Pharaohs allow their daughters to hang out with commoners, so they can "improve their leadership and social skills."

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 20:35:50 2020 No.23437425 File: 1.04 MB, 2338x1604, 478fc3926514fa56dbf8333a8d5f9ef4.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>23437416 Jealousy is an ugly emotion

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 20:36:30 2020 No.23437431 >>23437341 >When they all cosplay as shorstack versions of their characters

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 20:36:40 2020 No.23437433 >>23437349 Father archeologist brings his young son along. Meets the daughter of a neighboring pharaoh kingdom.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 20:37:09 2020 No.23437440 >>23437416 After cooming into her so many times, she has finally gained the intelligence required to have delusions of grandeur. Just hold off on the sex for a week and she'll go back to having a one word vocabulary.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 20:37:46 2020 No.23437445 >>23437416 >"I keep telling you, Anon, I'm not a lowly mummy. I'm a pharaoh!" >"Yes yes, I love you too, honey. Sorry about that. Mummies are so hard to understand sometimes. As I was saying..." Dense anons are the bane of monsters everywhere.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 20:37:47 2020 No.23437446 Can a Pharaoh command a monster to kill her husband?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 20:39:05 2020 No.23437453 >>23437446 A Pharaoh is a monster. Monsters would never wish harm on a human. Therefore, a pharaoh would never give such a command.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 20:41:44 2020 No.23437474 >>23437446 Much like jiangshi talismans it's not that powerful if it's against their will.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 20:41:46 2020 No.23437475 >>23437446 They could give the command, but killing men goes against monster ideals, and the monsters wouldn't obey. Either that, or they would just resurrect him into an undead incubus after killing him.

Anonymous Mon Apr 13 20:46:07 2020 No.23437509

>young anon touring the kingdom with his Pharaoh momster
>sees that dastardly Apophis about to make a move on his momster
>yells "Graper, no graping" three times
>Apophis just snaps her fingers, say "Aw shit," then slithers back to her cave
>anon protects his momster once again

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 20:47:23 2020 No.23437519 >>23437509 The 'ah shit' caught me off guard

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 20:47:45 2020 No.23437525 >>23437349 >>23437394 >"Papa, there's a coffin inside my sandbox."

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 20:48:25 2020 No.23437533 File: 1.08 MB, 1756x1418, foxbutt.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>23436021

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 20:51:17 2020 No.23437549 File: 335 KB, 894x1000, Charon.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>23436021

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 20:53:26 2020 No.23437561 >>23437445 >tfw I’d probably be that one dense guy who somehow doesn’t get it that his wife is this all powerful being

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 20:54:29 2020 No.23437569 >>23437533 I don’t get what this shrine maiden is trying to convey to me. I don’t speak Japanese.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 20:57:13 2020 No.23437578 File: 502 KB, 406x449, 1420335491576.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>23436021 Do multiple pictures per second count?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 20:57:40 2020 No.23437579 File: 45 KB, 723x765, bzz bzz.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Welcome to the Honeybee Inn!

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 20:58:05 2020 No.23437580 >>23437579 Why is that bee so fat?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 20:59:32 2020 No.23437586 >>23437580 lossa hunnee

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 20:59:45 2020 No.23437588 >>23437580 All that honey goes straight to her abdomen, and she's been skimming a bit off the top!

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 21:00:49 2020 No.23437594 >>23437579 Wanna bumble Gonna bumble

Anonymous Mon Apr 13 21:01:28 2020 No.23437596

>be the adopted son of a strict, helicopter momster vampire
>she make sure you spend most of your time studying to keep you at the top of your class
>get fed up with it and get into a fight about it
>somehow wind up on the floor on top of her
>decide to take out your frustration on her surprisingly sexy body
>despite her warnings and protests, she can't manage to push you off off her
>it only drives you to fuck her even harder
>she tries covering her face with her arms, but you pry them away and pin them to the floor
>you get a close-up look at her normally stoic face twisted in ecstasy as your dick saws in and out of her
>dump a womb-filling amount of semen inside her before passing out
>ever since then, your momster has been less strict about your studies
>she still watches you intently while you study to make sure you don't slack off, but now she does it from underneath your desk

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 21:01:59 2020 No.23437601 >>23437579 I wonder how bee girls would react to guys wearing floral shirts.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 21:03:14 2020 No.23437607 >>23437579 >"B-but Anon, I'm not even a queen." >"You are to me." >[flustered bee noises]

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 21:06:20 2020 No.23437624 >>23437569 She wrapped up her tail to give a full view of the body she has been working on. Praise her effort.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 21:06:44 2020 No.23437629 >>23437601 They'd try to collect their nectar. >>23437607 Time to make a hive, with lots and lots of daughterus!

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 21:08:50 2020 No.23437645 >>23437416 she just wants her salty runback from the old college cardgame tournament days

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 21:10:22 2020 No.23437650 >>23437629 >They'd try to collect their nectar. >get tackled by a bee girl who tries to lick the flowers on your shirt >realizes her mistake and gets very embarrassed, apologizing profusely

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 21:10:23 2020 No.23437651 >>23437624 My compliments don't seem to be enough for he, how else is a man able to praise?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 21:11:00 2020 No.23437660 >>23437601 >Get more compliments by wearing floral shirts near bees and soldier beetles >Dryads and plant monsters give you strange looks for wearing a floral shirt >Get bullied by warrior-types for not wearing armor

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 21:14:04 2020 No.23437687 >>23437651 Zipangu traditions require you to bring her a gift you've made yourself. technically, kids count as "made yourself" for traditional gift purposes.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 21:14:28 2020 No.23437690 File: 3.32 MB, 2550x3300, 53f4b8_7323276.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I enjoy calling big bad monsters cute then watching them blush

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 21:16:51 2020 No.23437708 File: 82 KB, 850x556, Seraph girl.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 21:17:06 2020 No.23437711 >>23437650 >her licking is really sensual somehow >some of her saliva gets on you as well >your stamen starts blooming >she notices and offers to take care of your pollen

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 21:17:40 2020 No.23437718 >>23437690 I always like the idea of a medusa's snake hair having minds of their own and conveying her true feelings to the human boy she likes. >call her cute >she brushes it off, but her hair snakes form a big heart over her head

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 21:17:42 2020 No.23437719 >>23437708 Such big wings!

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 21:18:22 2020 No.23437724 >>23437708 Cute girl, but wouldn't having that many wings make flying difficult and noisy?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 21:18:46 2020 No.23437730 >>23437708 Angels are just fancy Harpies who have convinced Humans that they're divine beings. Prove me wrong.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 21:20:07 2020 No.23437742 >>23437687 Dam, my ignorance of Zipangu customs has forced my to impregnate a shrine maiden and become a father, who could have foreseen this turn of events?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 21:21:19 2020 No.23437756 File: 1.06 MB, 1200x1597, 473e310ac89468771ab8698e3b493250.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >When the OL snake next to you keeps flicking her tongue in your ear when you're not looking

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 21:22:19 2020 No.23437770 >>23437724 >Seraph tries to fly >Wings smack into each other, sending feathers everywhere Good thing she knows teleport.

Anonymous Mon Apr 13 21:23:02 2020 No.23437776

I've been thinking about superheroes lately because of reasons, and now I'm wondering what superheroes would be like in a monster girl setting.
>be famous hero, Hu-Man
>your wicked nemesis is a monster girl who secretly loves you and pines for the days when both of you can settle down together as regular citizens, but knows the city needs you more right now, so she contents herself with being a villain so she can spend time with you whenever you come to thwart her crimes.

Anonymous Mon Apr 13 21:23:36 2020 No.23437782

>>23437580
She’s a Japanese Honeybee, they’re a lot bigger than American bees, mostly because they only have one defense against those crazy ass Japanese Hornets that are the size of a mouse, and that is to swarm one of them and pretty much cook them with their combined body temperature. Nature is fucking metal as fuck bro.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 21:24:47 2020 No.23437785 File: 179 KB, 1457x547, Seraph.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>23437724 >>23437730 They're a bit too abstract to be affected by such things

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 21:25:14 2020 No.23437790 I hate incest so fucking much, but the idea of a mamono calling me "onii-chan" is somehow hot to me. It's infuriating.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 21:25:27 2020 No.23437791 >>23437756 I'd just go to the manager Pharaoh and request a cubicle change. OL snake makes it hard to work when she keeps mumbling about taking over the manager position.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 21:25:34 2020 No.23437793 >>23437596 Your momster needs you to graduate and get a good job to help provide for all the daughterus she wants to give you.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 21:26:37 2020 No.23437800 >>23437782 Zipangu honeybees MGs would be kind of like Yetis huh?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 21:27:49 2020 No.23437809 >>23437785 >>23437708 Fluffy wings. I bet wing burritos from them feel like heaven.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 21:27:59 2020 No.23437812 File: 529 KB, 912x963, 80606579_p6.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Human girl delinquent, who's totally not monsterizing, is gonna show you that monsters have nothing on her

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 21:28:04 2020 No.23437813 >>23437660 >loli soldier beetle accidentally takes a bite out of your shirt thinking it’s actual flowers >can’t be mad at her because she’s just a stupid kid >her mom owes you a new shirt however

Anonymous Mon Apr 13 21:28:34 2020 No.23437815 [SPOILER]

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So... one thing I've noticed happen over the years with my love of monster girls, is that I pretty much only love monster girls now. Like when I see a decent pic of an attractive 2d, I find myself thinking how much better they would look if they were monsterized instead.

For example, take this picture of Okina that I saw in the catalog just now. I couldn't help but think how perfect she would look if she was instead monsterized into a big ara ara momster succubus.

Anyone else have to deal with this before?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 21:29:10 2020 No.23437819 File: 744 KB, 800x721, An ophan.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>23437809 What about angels with no wings?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 21:29:15 2020 No.23437820 What are some reasons to get married to a Hellhound?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 21:29:19 2020 No.23437821 >>23437815 No

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 21:30:04 2020 No.23437828 >>23437812 Why's she so mad?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 21:30:07 2020 No.23437829 >>23437708 I want to help her wash up after a hard battle!

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 21:30:16 2020 No.23437831 >>23437820 You're asking for things that don't exist, anon.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 21:30:24 2020 No.23437832 >>23437782 Just imagine a Japanese Hornet girl, though >towers over you >her stinger is on par with, if not stronger than, a manticore barb >highly aggressive snu-snu >gets dog-piled by thicc bee girls trying to protect you

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 21:30:55 2020 No.23437834 >>23437730 Sure, harpies are quadruped while angels are sextapod.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 21:31:09 2020 No.23437836 >>23437819 do you think the inner parts of her rings are sensitive?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 21:31:37 2020 No.23437840 File: 512 KB, 665x1080, 80606579_p0.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>23437828 Cause she saw you staring at some dumb flat cat

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 21:31:44 2020 No.23437843 >>23437756 My ideal workspace would be me and a bunch of OL Lamia girls. I bet they’re a blast to get drunk with!

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 21:32:13 2020 No.23437846 >>23437820 licking the sweat off her abs while she smirks at you and calls you hopeless, not bothering to hide her deep blush.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 21:32:14 2020 No.23437847 >>23437836 Can you even touch them?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 21:32:23 2020 No.23437849 >>23437815 no

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 21:32:36 2020 No.23437852 >>23437815 I sometimes think of other characters as monster girls, yes.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 21:32:49 2020 No.23437853 >>23437840 Flat girls are cuter and sexier than chestfats.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 21:33:21 2020 No.23437856 >>23437820 The only reason I could think of is if every other monster girl was taken.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 21:33:44 2020 No.23437857 >>23437847 i don't know if i can, but i will, whether she likes it or not. i am not afraid.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 21:35:31 2020 No.23437871 >>23437853 Gonna have to disagree with you, Anon. Flatlets are inferior to busty girls in terms of sexiness and cuteness.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 21:36:55 2020 No.23437884 >>23437812 What if I told her I love her even if she was a monster?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 21:36:56 2020 No.23437885 File: 238 KB, 500x600, FEAR NOT.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>23437857

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 21:37:12 2020 No.23437887 >>23437871 I can't stand "busty". A-B is my ideal range, and anything beyond D looks genuinely disgusting to me.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 21:37:59 2020 No.23437895 File: 251 KB, 1075x1075, 40904031_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] They've probably heard every pickup line.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 21:38:16 2020 No.23437898 >>23437815 all the time

Anonymous Mon Apr 13 21:38:27 2020 No.23437899

>>23437832
>>gets dog-piled by thicc bee girls trying to protect you
>shortstack Japanese bee girl delinquents follow you around and dote on you
>every time they see a hornet girl they automatically hang up on her dog piling her and hitting her with so much venom she’s just a quivering mess
>they all jump off of her and come up to ask you if you liked and were impressed by what you saw
>you always tell them “yes” and give them headpats

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 21:41:08 2020 No.23437915 File: 262 KB, 612x844, v16.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>23437843 Drinkysnek!

Anonymous Mon Apr 13 21:41:33 2020 No.23437920

>>23437899
I'd appreciate what they do to protect me, but I'd feel kinda bad for all the hornet girls who are just left to finger themselves out of horniness because of all that venom. Probably wouldn't be a good idea to dick them in front of all the bees.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 21:46:36 2020 No.23437973 >>23437072 >phone goes off at 3am >groggily pickup >scream as her tail slips into your ear

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 21:46:41 2020 No.23437974 >>23437349 You were a bargain at a slave market.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 21:46:49 2020 No.23437975 >>23437832 She sounds cute. Would she behave if when I take her to meet my parents?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 21:47:43 2020 No.23437991 >>23437416 I want a Mummy Mommy!

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 21:47:46 2020 No.23437992 How do you get a Valkyrie to notice you

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 21:48:58 2020 No.23438004 >>23437975 She'd want to rape the shit out of you, but would restrain herself to just being very clingy while in front of them.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 21:49:14 2020 No.23438008 >>23437992 Do heroic things!

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 21:49:32 2020 No.23438012 >>23437975 she's got to keep up appearances anon, she only behaves when it's just you and her alone together

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 21:49:52 2020 No.23438017 >>23437973 Damn that’s a pretty good prank. I’d laugh at that after the fact.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 21:50:48 2020 No.23438025 >>23438008 Is helping old ladies and recycling heroic

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 21:50:57 2020 No.23438028 >>23437992 Lay on the ground, under the open sky, with your pants off, with an erection, and pray to get the attention of the divine.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 21:51:19 2020 No.23438034 >>23437843 >go drinking with a group of single OL lamia Do you want to be in the middle of a lamia rape ball? Because that’s how you get in the middle of a lamia rape ball.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 21:52:24 2020 No.23438046 >>23437992 By being a righteous and holy warrior

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 21:52:58 2020 No.23438052 >>23437756 Time to put in some sylph-pods and get back to being a productive member of my company

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 21:53:11 2020 No.23438059 Why are hellhounds so perfect?

Anonymous Mon Apr 13 21:53:17 2020 No.23438060
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>>23437992
Be a hero, especially put yourself into a surefire death sentence that way a valkyrie will notice you and save you, and you can woo her from there. Or you die and get a lich waifu

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 21:53:27 2020 No.23438061 >>23437992 Be a cool dude

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 21:54:50 2020 No.23438080 >>23437992 >"I really want to become a paladin for the Chief God, but the Order won't train me! If only there was a private tutor who could show me the way!" Gets them everytime

Anonymous Mon Apr 13 21:57:16 2020 No.23438100

>>23437992
Hard Mode:
>join the army at a young age
>root out evil in the name of god and justice
>survive hellish landscapes in your campaigns against the monsters
>stay unsullied by the sinful trappings of both man and the devil
At the end of it all you will have your Valkyrie waifu.

Easy Mode:
>have your parents pay a priest to preordain you as a hero

Fucking rich assholes.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 21:59:13 2020 No.23438121 >>23437846 Do Hellhounds have abs? They aint no Jinko or Minotaur.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 22:01:45 2020 No.23438145 >>23437341 >When you can basically do shortstack harem cosplay with the members of your harem.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 22:03:40 2020 No.23438159 gremlin cunny

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 22:04:36 2020 No.23438166 >>23438080 Is this how incubi trap unwitting valkyries?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 22:05:29 2020 No.23438172 >>23438121 Animalistic and simple monsters just get a boost to strength, kind of like tard strength. But I bet there is a handful that do work out, and have abs.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 22:07:33 2020 No.23438187 File: 72 KB, 331x562, Crusader.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>23438100 Rich assholes will never live a true life. It's the life of struggle and endurance that bears the greatest fruit They'll learn this when it's too late

Anonymous Mon Apr 13 22:08:25 2020 No.23438194

>>23438059
>Girlfriend, Wife and Bodyguard in one
>Very fun to be with
>Adores you and isnt shy to show it
>She thinks your weakness is very cute and turns her off, unlike certain Lizards
>Feel protected and warm both during sex and after it
>Loves to carry you around
>Genuinely believes you are the sexiest man on history, even if you are ugly as shit. She gets turned on just by seeing you.
>Her entire body is a strong deadly weapon, yet you and only you are to touch it and use it to your heart's content.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 22:09:02 2020 No.23438203 >>23438159 I want to hear a gremlin's sales pitch for their new line of mass-produced automatons.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 22:09:04 2020 No.23438205 >>23438028 The image of feeling her pussy envelope your cock as you pray with your eyes closed is extremely hot.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 22:09:24 2020 No.23438210 >>23438059 But they aren't.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 22:12:05 2020 No.23438231 Blow into cheshire cat's ear when she's being bad

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 22:12:15 2020 No.23438234 I want mayfly girls!

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 22:12:55 2020 No.23438239 >>23438203 >"Trust me, once you fire this thing up, you're nuts are gonna start quakin', anon." Just remember to read the safety booklet.

Anonymous Mon Apr 13 22:12:58 2020 No.23438240

>>23438205
>covers your eyes before you can open them
>"Look not upon my divine form, for it is too much for mortal eyes."
>it's actually so you can't see the erotic clothes she's wearing, or the lewd expression on her face as she rides you
Angels are lewd and I won't be convinced otherwise.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 22:14:03 2020 No.23438249 >>23438231 Put a bunch of clips on the back of her neck.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 22:14:53 2020 No.23438261 >>23438231 I'm gonna rub catnip on her face.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 22:15:11 2020 No.23438262 >>23438239 >it's just a crude drawing of sex with the caption "put benis in vagoo"

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 22:15:44 2020 No.23438268 >>23438059 They're so perfect that nobody wants to marry them!

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 22:18:14 2020 No.23438289 >>23438268 lies

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 22:19:41 2020 No.23438299 >>23438289 I mean, the only way they get husbands is by kidnapping and raping them. If they waited for the men to come to them, they'd go extinct after one generation.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 22:21:04 2020 No.23438310 >>23438299 Then what happens if I engage one and try to hit on her?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 22:21:15 2020 No.23438314 >>23438249 >Try to clip her neck >The moment you do, something pinches against your neck >You turn around to find her clipping the back of your neck

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 22:22:00 2020 No.23438321 >>23438240 >Angels are lewd This is very true. They also happen to be very Pure. Hence her covering your eyes as she rides you to orgasm!

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 22:22:21 2020 No.23438324 >>23438299 that's because they're better at detecting men then men are detecting them!

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 22:23:44 2020 No.23438341 File: 278 KB, 605x708, Gazer1190_NozaPuns.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >There are Anons itt that think Hellhounds are the best

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 22:25:46 2020 No.23438365 >>23438321 Lewd-pure girls are the best. The kind that insist they are in no way, shape, or form lewd, and believe you can get pregnant from holding hands, but their body gives you a raging hard-on just from looking at them.

Anonymous Mon Apr 13 22:26:33 2020 No.23438370
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>>23437332
It certainly leaves a better taste in my mouth than the greentexts and stories I plagued this thread with.

You actually inspired me to do this stupid shit with the Horse Pussy image too so don't feel bad

Anonymous Mon Apr 13 22:27:16 2020 No.23438377

>>23438310
You see a cute succubus in the distance, and feel a wave of regret as you become the reason those mutts are still around.
>>23438324
I'm pretty sure you could smell one from a mile away. Hell, I bet bubble slimes would smell like febreze compared to them.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 22:28:18 2020 No.23438384 File: 603 KB, 970x1450, 1539078871125.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>23438341 Yeah, we all know Nachas are the best.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 22:28:28 2020 No.23438387 >>23438341 They're ok I guess

Anonymous Mon Apr 13 22:29:44 2020 No.23438395

>>23438299
>the only way they get husbands is by kidnapping and raping them
Lies. My Hellhound waifu and I met at a concert. Granted she was a bouncer working the venue, but still she didn’t “kidnap and rape me”; she took me into the employees bathroom and raped me.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 22:30:46 2020 No.23438405 >>23438365 >and believe you can get pregnant from holding hands What a stupid Angel, everyone knows you get pregnant from kissing!

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 22:31:29 2020 No.23438414 >>23438377 Found the werewolf

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 22:34:00 2020 No.23438436 >>23438414 Not him. I'm the Anon looking for a tank, and I'd rather a werewolf over a hellhound

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 22:34:49 2020 No.23438442 >>23438405 >accidentally kiss an Angel >she decides to live together with you, saying "it's for the baby's sake" while rubbing her stomach How do you tell her the truth?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 22:35:28 2020 No.23438450 >>23438384 Bullyspiders frighten me.

Anonymous Mon Apr 13 22:36:02 2020 No.23438458

>>23438395
Your mind is clouded by dog slobber. If they went through the portals governments would have to set up a breeding program to keep them off the endangered species list.
>>23438414
Werewolves are a shit. We all know jackal girls are better in every way.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 22:36:28 2020 No.23438461 >>23438442 Show her how baby are ACTUALLY made, since she's already decided she wants one

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 22:37:22 2020 No.23438471 >>23438458 Whatever helps you sleep at night my man.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 22:38:29 2020 No.23438477 >>23438458 Anubis are only slightly better than hellhounds. I'd much rather have a wolf than either of those two.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 22:38:37 2020 No.23438478 >>23438442 How do you “accidentally” kiss an Angel?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 22:39:34 2020 No.23438489 >>23438478 Trip and fall into her resulting in lip on lip contact.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 22:40:50 2020 No.23438502 >>23438471 Enjoy your crispy dogs, anon. I'm just trying to pass the time.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 22:41:00 2020 No.23438503 >>23438489 But then why don’t you just kiss her normally?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 22:42:14 2020 No.23438517 >>23438503 She won't just let you kiss her, Anon. She believes herself to be too pure for such intimate deeds.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 22:43:35 2020 No.23438525 File: 26 KB, 386x580, 1585678416958.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>23438370

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 22:45:04 2020 No.23438534 You have been living with your waifu for 1 week, how would she react if you told her you have to eventually return to your world and she cant come?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 22:45:53 2020 No.23438543 I'm done ripping on hellhounds for a while. On a different note, would it be profitable to sell heat lamps and heat blankets to reptile monsters during the winter?

Anonymous Mon Apr 13 22:48:40 2020 No.23438567

My waifu is an odd one.

She'll fake a kind smile just to try to get me smiling, and then pout if I don't smile back. I can tell she's forcing it, because she blushes and hides if I catch her smiling for real (for real)—usually at something I did.

It's like we have this mutual game of trying to make each other's heart aflutter.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 22:51:15 2020 No.23438597 >>23436036 Looks like someone hasn’t read Nagatoro.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 22:51:28 2020 No.23438600 >>23438341 Top girls are Trumparts, Alices, and Tentacles. I can see how people would see otherwise, but I vehemently disagree.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 22:52:03 2020 No.23438605 File: 500 KB, 1085x789, purest.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>23438365 >SSS Tier Purity

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 22:52:42 2020 No.23438614 >>23438534 She'd try to make every second count. On the final day, she would try to use her pharaoh's command to keep me from leaving, but wouldn't be able to get any words out, and just sob quietly.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 22:53:09 2020 No.23438618 >>23437708 10/10 would help fight evil alongside.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 22:53:45 2020 No.23438621 >>23438450 Bullyspiders frighten me in a good way

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 22:55:17 2020 No.23438632 >>23438605 >female sexuality stopped reading there

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 22:56:18 2020 No.23438642 >>23438534 I don't think chaos girls will take this well. Even if they could come here, they'll risk taking their primodal forms.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 22:56:19 2020 No.23438645 >like a mule kick

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 22:56:28 2020 No.23438646 >>23438632 It's basically saying she was very attractive, but so pure in personality that no one dared think of her lewdly

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 22:56:39 2020 No.23438648 File: 144 KB, 800x1128, Unicorn kiss.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >tfw Unicorn is more pure than Angels PATHETIC

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 22:57:26 2020 No.23438653 >>23438450 Wear ear plugs, and watch them pout when their venomous language has no effect on you.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 22:58:24 2020 No.23438663 >>23438534 Why would I return to this world?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 22:58:49 2020 No.23438664 >>23438648 but is she more pure than angles?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 22:59:27 2020 No.23438672 >>23438648 Prove it

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 22:59:29 2020 No.23438674 >>23438632 Why?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 22:59:46 2020 No.23438679 File: 901 KB, 2972x2657, EVau2veUUAIZTaN.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 23:00:07 2020 No.23438685 >>23438663 because stone cold said so

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 23:01:36 2020 No.23438693 File: 842 KB, 1400x2100, pUNzPKI.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>23438525 Spiders are dangerous

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 23:04:14 2020 No.23438718 >>23438685 Who?

Anonymous Mon Apr 13 23:04:33 2020 No.23438722

>>23438450
Get a gremlin to make you some ear buds that translate the tsundere language.

”Hmph! What are you doing, cretin?”
>”Hi honey! How was your day at work?”

“I made extra food for you so that you don’t starve like the idiot you are!”
>”Dinners on the stove, please eat your fill dear!”

“You asshole! You said you’d pull out!”
>”Please, please, please breed me more you handsome stud!”

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 23:06:47 2020 No.23438735 >>23438384 What happens if you're an emotionally detached autist who is physically incapable of being offended by words?

Anonymous Mon Apr 13 23:07:07 2020 No.23438739

>>23438693
>play a prank on your Arachne childhood friend by switching out her morning chocolate milk with espresso
>soon you have a giggling spider girl on top of you that’s trying to decide wether to tear off your pants or take a nap on top of you as punishment

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 23:07:07 2020 No.23438740 >>23438722 >Product that makes swear spiders bearable I will make sure to give her 5 stars on RataReviews!

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 23:07:53 2020 No.23438749 >>23438693 How does KC make breasts look so inviting? Not every artist can manage that!

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 23:08:39 2020 No.23438756 >>23438740 >Bearable The insults are why bullyspider is great.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 23:15:01 2020 No.23438808 >>23438663 You cant just drop school/work, you have obligations to meet.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 23:16:37 2020 No.23438820 >>23438808 not that guy but >obligations what, is the taxman gonna come get me in MGEland if I'm not contributing to earth society? fuck your obligations

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 23:17:44 2020 No.23438827 >>23438820 Obviously you’ve never dealt with the IRS.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 23:18:10 2020 No.23438831 >>23438820 Don't doubt the IRS.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 23:18:17 2020 No.23438833 >>23438820 Not the taxman, but your boss is losing money by not being there. If you dont come back a portal will open in front of here and he may attempt to drag you back.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 23:20:00 2020 No.23438844 >>23438827 >>23438831 Which mg would be part of the IRS

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 23:20:05 2020 No.23438846 >>23438827 last time I checked the IRS wasn't hunting down missing persons reports, >>23438833 and neither was my 'boss' >portal just conveniently re-opens, positioned to drag me back to shitplanet your fantasy stipulations are dumb

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 23:20:26 2020 No.23438848 >>23438844 kunoichi

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 23:22:03 2020 No.23438859 >>23438808 >work Lost my job from Covid-19. >school Had to drop classes due to work taking up too much time and haven't had a chance to re-enroll.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 23:23:05 2020 No.23438872 >>23438820 >what, is the taxman gonna come get me in MGEland if I'm not contributing to earth society? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G56VgsLfKY4

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 23:23:36 2020 No.23438876 >Dark Mages that know ice magic call themselves Ice Witches. >Sabbath gets mad about the term witch being used elsewhere.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 23:23:46 2020 No.23438878 >>23438679 What a smug expression.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 23:24:29 2020 No.23438885 >>23438846 >last time I checked the IRS wasn't hunting down missing persons reports, The IRS would be terrifying if they got their hands on MGE magic

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 23:25:32 2020 No.23438897 >No comfy nerd MGs to relax with late at night. Its hard.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 23:26:31 2020 No.23438906 >>23438876 >mad about the term witch being used elsewhere. There's no problem as long as the Mage ways the same as a duck

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 23:27:14 2020 No.23438913 File: 83 KB, 1667x863, Unicorn hates sluts.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>23438672 One can do the deed before marriage and the other can't.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 23:28:17 2020 No.23438922 >>23438913 Is it purer to defy temptation or for it to never be an option?

Anonymous Mon Apr 13 23:30:36 2020 No.23438947
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>>23438897
>Comfy nerd MG who is playing through Kingdom Come while waiting for Bannerlord to get enough patches
>Also laughing at the FF7 Remake chicantery while secretly being buttflustered about it

Only in alternate universes anon.

>>23438922
I think he meant won't instead of can't.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 23:32:11 2020 No.23438958 >>23438947 Surely the standard angel girl would want to get married before having sex

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 23:38:46 2020 No.23439017 >>23438958 I thing they can officiate their own wedding, so it's a two in one thing

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 23:39:28 2020 No.23439022 How do I convince a Lilim to bully me[SPOILER] Sexually [/SPOILER]?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 23:39:32 2020 No.23439023 >>23438947 I blame the PS4.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 23:40:23 2020 No.23439029 >>23439022 Beg nicely

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 23:41:26 2020 No.23439036 >>23438947 Life needs more comfy

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 23:42:29 2020 No.23439046 Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread. Instead, remember that building a harem to form a raiding party online is not what its for but it works.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 23:44:54 2020 No.23439063 >>23438679 Who drew this? Tried like five different search engines.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 23:46:04 2020 No.23439068 >>23439063 Google gave me the sauce, you are stupid

Anonymous Mon Apr 13 23:47:59 2020 No.23439083

>>23438897
Then you have to make a comfy nerd MG
>take a gyaru succ and shove a controller into her hands
>she's initially confused, not even knowing what the thing is
>tell her no lewding until she becomes a proper gamer
>cue montage of her getting progressively better and more interested in games
>weeks later, she's telling her other gyaru friends that she can't hang out with them because she has a raid tonight in one game and has to do her dailies in three other games while grinding in two other games
>oh, and grinding on your dick all night

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 23:48:11 2020 No.23439086 >>23439046 Hey, you can't fuck them all the time. Got to do other bonding activities too.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 23:49:53 2020 No.23439098 >>23439068 All I got was a link to this pixiv account through a random twitter post and it's just /d/ content https://www.pixiv.net/en/users/4951177

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 23:51:13 2020 No.23439104 >>23439083 Sounds great. Also lewd but comfy. >>23439086 Well yeah Granted, I'd try basically use it to try and make a DND group.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 23:51:58 2020 No.23439109 >>23439063 https://twitter.com/minamiaomori sometimes he draws nice stuff, sometimes he don't

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 23:52:54 2020 No.23439114 >>23439098 Wrong person, damn you suck at this https://twitter.com/minamiaomori/status/1249378723184267267

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 23:55:56 2020 No.23439137 File: 203 KB, 511x350, 1524203883827.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>23439109 >>23439114 Spasiba, Google just doesn't wanna give the right sauce sometimes

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 23:56:38 2020 No.23439143 >>23439137 asci2 worked too

Anonymous Tue Apr 14 00:00:15 2020 No.23439170

>>23439104
>dm for a group of monsters
>every time they encounter a human male npc, they ask what he looks like, then act mildly indifferent to him
>one time you randomly describe an npc that looks fairly similar to yourself
>suddenly the entire party is trying to seduce him in one way or another

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 00:06:51 2020 No.23439221 File: 181 KB, 1024x1325, 1532438122733.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Hand over the cheddar and nobody gets hurt.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 00:07:48 2020 No.23439229 >>23439170 That's when you have them all engage in a seduction roll which they all succeed leading to a foursome. However you fade to black for the sex to really blue ovary them. You may get raped and drained by all four after.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 00:08:53 2020 No.23439241 >>23439170 Would be nice. Sadly, I don't think any guys described as 'more buff shaggy' are going to be around. >>23439221 Someone is getting suplexed and inseminated.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 00:10:00 2020 No.23439253 >>23439137 Ocelomeh faking being Serval when?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 00:11:17 2020 No.23439267 >>23439221 I'm Repulsed, Yet Attracted to you

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 00:12:23 2020 No.23439275 >>23439241 Is it standard mating procedure to perform wrestling moves on mice before impregnating?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 00:16:03 2020 No.23439314 >>23439221 Gonna make a big mouse trap for cheese thieves like this, but instead of getting caught by a metal bar, it locks them in stockades that leaves their round rat rumps defenseless.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 00:19:13 2020 No.23439344 File: 151 KB, 700x688, 2E9F4FDE-C177-4611-986F-BFBFB82CEB51.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Is your wife a biter?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 00:21:52 2020 No.23439364 >>23439344 I hope not, dragon teeth are scary

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 00:22:07 2020 No.23439366 >>23439344 i would not put up with that.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 00:23:19 2020 No.23439376 >>23439344 2/3 girls I frequently imagine myself with would probably like to leave the odd hicky. Nothing past that.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 00:23:31 2020 No.23439378 >>23439344 Yes

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 00:24:59 2020 No.23439386 File: 29 KB, 384x369, 1586302394425.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>23438913

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 00:27:00 2020 No.23439398 >>23439344 do hellhounds, manticores, ushi-onis, or baphomets bite?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 00:27:27 2020 No.23439403 File: 347 KB, 1129x1600, 1586838447524.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>23439221 You need something threatening like a Grey Seer or a Stormvermin. See how none of the anons are fearful of the lowly Clanrat?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 00:28:05 2020 No.23439406 >>23439403 I don't get it.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 00:28:32 2020 No.23439412 >>23439221 You're outclassed by your slave counterparts because your additional staying power is minimal and you cost 4x as much

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 00:30:09 2020 No.23439422 >>23439403 Give me a stormfiend gf

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 00:30:54 2020 No.23439428 >>23439398 The other softies nah, but that baphomet will probably leave some marks

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 00:31:21 2020 No.23439431 File: 580 KB, 706x1000, 1505952007004.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I want to sully high elf wombs with my filthy lowborn semen.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 00:33:16 2020 No.23439449 >>23439431 I want that elf milf to bully me and call me mean names before she forces my face inbetween her tits..

Anonymous Tue Apr 14 00:36:19 2020 No.23439468

>>23439221
>Be low level adventurer
>Get jumped and raped by a rat
>Get her to join your adventures as a ranger to your fighter
>Continue adventuring, and become one of the most feared and respected fighters in the realm with ratfu by your side
Starting with a low level waifu and working your way to the top with her by your side is something i really like

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 00:37:32 2020 No.23439477 >>23439431 why are her tits so massive?! is she 8 feet tall?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 00:37:45 2020 No.23439482 >>23439403 >you will never be a ratgirl clan's broodfather

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 00:37:45 2020 No.23439483 >>23439431 >All the pointless girls in that series when it should have just been her and the demon lord

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 00:38:47 2020 No.23439494 >>23439477 Fei draws big women

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 00:39:31 2020 No.23439499 File: 633 KB, 1327x1340, laughing grills.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>23439468 >Ranger

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 00:39:56 2020 No.23439502 >>23439483 I don't know, I liked the other girls.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 00:40:18 2020 No.23439505 Is it wrong to become rock hard just from your face pressing against a fox girl's tail?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 00:40:18 2020 No.23439506 >>23439477 Due to low birthrates elven wet nurses may go pent up for decades at a time.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 00:41:11 2020 No.23439517 >>23439499 >not wanting to roundhouse kick bears and drop the full might of the law on criminal scum

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 00:41:27 2020 No.23439518 >>23439505 You're a hopeless mofu slut. One of these days, a fox will make you her chair.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 00:42:30 2020 No.23439524 >>23439505 Only if the tail in question does not belong to your wife or is not attached to a girl who is about to become your wife shortly.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 00:42:53 2020 No.23439529 >>23439505 Very

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 00:43:03 2020 No.23439530 How do you imagine a Jinko and a Hellhound formal marriage ceremony would be like?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 00:44:10 2020 No.23439535 File: 858 KB, 1500x2153, S12[1].png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>23439505

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 00:44:46 2020 No.23439544 >>23438827 >>23438846 >>23438885 In MGE, IRS stands for International Raping Service

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 00:45:12 2020 No.23439550 >>23439530 Bedding ceremony

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 00:46:11 2020 No.23439553 >>23439344 Among all of my top mamono, Vampire Mosquitos are the only ones likely to bite.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 00:46:33 2020 No.23439556 >>23439499 >she's a ranger >I'm her animal companion >who's a good puppy? >lick all the peanut butter boy! All according to keikaku

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 00:48:57 2020 No.23439570 >>23439556 As hot as that kind of scenario is, I can't stand the taste of peanut butter.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 00:54:50 2020 No.23439612 Gonna drink a shota potion, offer myself up for adoption by a nice single monster and see where the winds of fate take me.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 00:55:03 2020 No.23439613 >>23437416 why does mine keep telling me to return the slab?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 00:56:04 2020 No.23439622 >>23439613 What's her offer?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 00:56:23 2020 No.23439627 What kind of mixture of pedomorphosis and megamorphosis potions are needed to keep a mamono locked as a perma-teen?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 00:57:05 2020 No.23439630 >>23439627 None, if that's your fetish.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 00:57:36 2020 No.23439631 >>23439627 Sounds more like a dosing issue. Consult your local dark mage.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 00:58:18 2020 No.23439636 >>23439622 >What's her offer? return the slab or suffer her curse

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 00:58:56 2020 No.23439642 Banshees appear before those who about to die to weep for them? What if you were just sitting in your home relaxing and one showed up on your doorstep?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 00:59:08 2020 No.23439643 >>23439627 It doesn't work like that, but the Sabbath should be able to come up with a unique something or other spell if your really need it.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 01:00:10 2020 No.23439645 >>23439642 COOF

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 01:00:35 2020 No.23439649 >>23437416 How does that pharaoh chick fit in?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 01:00:37 2020 No.23439651 >>23439499 I want to be a Ranger with a stoic Grizzly sidekick who has to keep bailing me out of trouble.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 01:02:04 2020 No.23439660 >>23439630 True. Mamono mana fixes body type to a degree, right? >>23439631 How would I know she wouldn't try to con me? >>23439643 And how would I know they wouldn't try to edge her younger and younger?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 01:02:36 2020 No.23439664 >>23439502 I had a hard time even telling them apart. I like Fei but the sameface game is real.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 01:03:48 2020 No.23439676 >>23439660 >How would I know she wouldn't try to con me? You wouldn't, but your other options are a witch who WILL try to con you, and a lich that probably won't do anything at all.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 01:04:00 2020 No.23439677 >>23439518 >One of these days, a fox will make you her chair. She can do whatever she wants, as long she wants if I get to take in the feeling and scent of her tails.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 01:04:35 2020 No.23439679 >>23439642 I recently read a comic where a guy was dating a banshee, and let me tell you I want some of that.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 01:05:20 2020 No.23439684 >>23439676 I guess I could ask her to try the merchandise herself, but I somehow think a Dark Mage wouldn't want to be a perma-teen, given how many of them enjoy being "ara-ara" types.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 01:06:24 2020 No.23439691 >>23439679 Sorry, we're all out of Banshees. Bit if wailing undeads are what you, may I suggest Revenant

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 01:07:09 2020 No.23439694 >>23439684 It's really more hora than ara. If you bring your own potions the most you'd need to worry about is getting an unbalanced result, just don't let her use any of her own materials.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 01:08:54 2020 No.23439708 >>23439694 So long as my potion comes out properly and she doesn't try to trap me and shotafy me, things should work out well. Bringing my own potion mixes would be obvious, and remote correspondence might even work.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 01:12:20 2020 No.23439735 File: 416 KB, 1053x731, 1485742117407.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Where do all the CC GILFs hang out? I want to pound their old hips and prove that their baby factories are still open for business.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 01:13:35 2020 No.23439743 >>23439735 Be careful. Given how MG work you'd be banging old, really, REALLY pent up virgins. Stoke that flame and it will burn you both.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 01:16:43 2020 No.23439763 I just want a harem of preteen/teenage monster girls who are addicted to erotic roleplay and fanfiction.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 01:18:35 2020 No.23439772 >>23439743 I choose to believe my youthful stamina combine with my lust for old monsters tops their pent up need for seed. They are getting fucked ragged and cumflated until pregnant.

Anonymous Tue Apr 14 01:19:08 2020 No.23439778

>>23439735
They are said to hang out deep in mamano territory. Getting a specialized Mana marker saying the age and bodytype is recommended. Be wary though as you may get an easily dominated ancient CC GILF fox or a Matriarch Pelvis pulverizer Cerberus Hellhound.

>>23439743
That heat stokes my own flames even harder.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 01:19:16 2020 No.23439781 >>23439763 Sounds like a phantom troupe

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 01:19:32 2020 No.23439784 >>23439763 >I want a harem of awkward nerd monsters who have to play erotic PnP RPGs and enjoy poorly written fanwank because they can't get men Bring some brace wax on your dates, they'll love that.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 01:22:35 2020 No.23439796 >>23439778 The ancient CC fox should be manageable if she still has some of her seals on her.

Anonymous Tue Apr 14 01:23:08 2020 No.23439805

>>23439781
A Phantom theater club would be really cute and hot.

>>23439784
It's even better if they use cheesy fanfiction lines, and are confused about how sexual acts actually work at first and continue to roleplay that confusion after they find out because they enjoy me teaching them

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 01:26:31 2020 No.23439824 >>23439805 Surely there'd be one that's done a bunch of book research but has no firsthand knowledge, right?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 01:26:57 2020 No.23439825 >>23439344 She tends to nibble when she's feeling especially passionate.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 01:28:57 2020 No.23439836 >>23439824 Obviously a few of them would have. Circleschlicking while reading to each other about sex from various books - from romance novels, to biology texts describing male genitalia and the inner happenings of impregnation.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 01:35:16 2020 No.23439867 >>23439735 >CC >GILF I think these contradict each other

Anonymous Tue Apr 14 01:35:33 2020 No.23439869

>be an old man on your deathbed
>you lived a long fulfilling life
>your whole family is standing around you with tears in their eyes, and your loving wife is gripping your hand
>you tell her how happy she's made you all these decades and that it's finally time for you to go
>you close your eyes and exhale one last breath
>you wake up to see your phantom wife standing over you
>"So, what did you think?"
>"It was nice, but did you have to make me a carpenter with a gambling addiction?"
>"It gives meeting you for the first time more impact! True love saving you from your inner demons!"
>"Meh, I'll give this one a 7/10."
>"Alright, fine. We'll go with something a little more exciting this time."
>she puts away a notebook labeled "#14667" on a shelf and pulls out a different one several sections down labeled "#54867"

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 01:36:21 2020 No.23439876 >>23439867 Not if you're using GILF the same improper way people often use MILF.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 01:50:51 2020 No.23439940 What happens if I slap a single mg on the ass

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 01:52:35 2020 No.23439953 >>23439940 It gets stuck. It was a trap all along and you fell for it.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 01:55:27 2020 No.23439967 >>23439940 >She turns and looks you in the the eyes before saying "Y-you too"

Anonymous Tue Apr 14 02:00:11 2020 No.23439990

>be out shopping with your momster
>you go from shop to shop, following her out of the corner of your eye while playing Gameboy
>you're following close behind her when she finally stops
>you look up, but you don't seem to be in a store
>your momster led you to a love hotel

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 02:06:37 2020 No.23440011 >>23439990 Looks like she hasn't learned her lesson. Or maybe momsters just like losing to their sonnu's cock.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 02:10:35 2020 No.23440032 >>23440011 Fairly certain it's the latter. No momster can resist submitting to her son's dick and becoming his woman.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 02:13:32 2020 No.23440054 >>23439990 Why would I play Gameboy when I can play Fortnite on my phone instead?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 02:16:31 2020 No.23440065 >>23440054 Because your momster doesn't want you floss dancing every ten seconds.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 02:19:12 2020 No.23440076 Would tanuki landlords give you a discount if you started to sleep in their bed instead?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 02:23:35 2020 No.23440104 >>23440076 If she's cute enough, I'd take that discount, but give her a little more than a tip.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 02:23:46 2020 No.23440105 >>23440076 If she does, I hope she gives an even bigger discount for filling her womb until she looks pregnant.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 02:24:57 2020 No.23440113 >>23440032 True. She did raise him just for that job.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 02:28:14 2020 No.23440133 >>23440105 >I'll take off 10% for every time you cum inside

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 02:31:48 2020 No.23440158 >>23439763 >One of them is an Order schoolgirl slime carrier >She believe's she's still a virgin in the eyes of the Chief God as long as I don't use her pussy >Pslime lets me knock her up through her ass and mouth anyways

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 02:34:34 2020 No.23440169 >>23440133 So does it cap after it's free, or does she actually start paying me for every shot after the tenth?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 02:34:42 2020 No.23440171 It's all fun and games until the local dark mage and her lich friend start staring at you and taking notes

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 02:35:30 2020 No.23440174 >>23440158 That's pretty hot man. Good taste.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 02:36:01 2020 No.23440178 >>23440169 No, boyim, it's 10% off of the current compunded price, not the base price.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 02:37:23 2020 No.23440186 What would be a dramatic scene for a monster- aprroved tv show?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 02:37:28 2020 No.23440188 >>23440171 Sounds like you need to start checking your food for special additives you didn't put in yourself.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 02:37:57 2020 No.23440191 >>23440169 It's 10% of what remains, so first it's 10%, then 10% of 90%, and then 10% of 81% and so on. She's a business woman, and she's going to exploit that you're not.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 02:39:21 2020 No.23440197 >>23440178 >>23440191 Damn sneaky nuki! I'm gonna fill her extra full just for that!

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 02:44:09 2020 No.23440221 >>23440171 Sounds like I'm not leaving until I'm a mind broken mess. Fun times.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 02:44:44 2020 No.23440222 >>23440186 A guy is torn between two girls who don't get along but then his long lost identical twin shows up

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 02:45:36 2020 No.23440230 >>23440186 A woman declaring her love as she trows herself into a pool of dark matter Salamander battle in the moonlight Lilim protecting her husband from some bullshit order moon-laser

Anonymous Tue Apr 14 02:48:35 2020 No.23440242

>>23440174
>Order schoolgirl slime carrier gets pregnant from how often she has me creampie her ass
>Still proudly proclaims to her Order classmates that she's a virgin
>Even though she's far enough along that she's clearly showing
>When questioned on it, she blushes, stammers, and gets quiet
>Some of her Order friends get curious and ask her to bring them to meet her boyfriend

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 02:50:18 2020 No.23440253 >>23440230 I'm combining two of these ideas and saying that a Gremlin should build an orbital dark matter platform

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 03:09:40 2020 No.23440364 File: 432 KB, 1000x921, 1458175057226.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 03:10:05 2020 No.23440368 >>23440186 A holst losing her ability to lactate.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 03:10:15 2020 No.23440369 >>23440364 This, but with a March Hare.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 03:12:54 2020 No.23440381 File: 1.65 MB, 2445x2977, letsplay.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] How would different monster girls react to having their fur brushed?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 03:13:06 2020 No.23440383 A mamono will try to protect you from everything but can she protect you from yourself?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 03:20:45 2020 No.23440430 >>23440230 Wouldn't it me more dramatic if the lilim was out of power and her husband was the one protecting her?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 03:21:27 2020 No.23440434 File: 884 KB, 1600x1412, 1573958356925.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] How do you and your wife react to your MG daughteru asking for a little sister for christmas?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 03:24:24 2020 No.23440441 >>23440434 Tell her we can't be totally sure of the timing.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 03:27:40 2020 No.23440459 >>23440434 Tell her she should have asked in Feb or March

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 03:29:08 2020 No.23440470 >>23440434 Acknowledge her request, then gather my entire harem, and down a mixture of Raging Mushroom and Tentacle Potion.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 03:29:10 2020 No.23440472 >>23440434 >"Well, that's a little difficult because--" >"Mommy and daddy are going to try even harder just for you, sweety!" [Insert lip licking here]

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 03:32:13 2020 No.23440499 >>23440434 breed the daughteru and waifu

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 03:34:13 2020 No.23440510 >>23440434 Yes, but aren't you getting a little greedy? You already have four of them.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 03:41:22 2020 No.23440540 >>23440434 That's implying I have a daughteru, let alone a waifu.

Anonymous Tue Apr 14 03:50:38 2020 No.23440597
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>>23433600
Probably a bossy anubis bitch that is on my ass with everything. I'm a massive procrastinator who struggles to stick with work that isn't simple. I also hate complicating things because that requires organization.
And as much as I would love to overpower her and make her my bitch, I'm also a lazy coward that brushes away my emotions.
I'd rather just gently dom an inari rope daki.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 03:54:31 2020 No.23440611 >>23440597 you need a kiki anon

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 03:56:12 2020 No.23440623 >>23440611 I'd like to see a Kiki TRY to maid me

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 03:57:33 2020 No.23440631 File: 564 KB, 1057x1500, 002.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] i do wonder what it feels like for spidergirls when the release webs

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 04:01:20 2020 No.23440652 File: 577 KB, 1057x1500, 1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>23440631 And she seeemed to be such a sweet girl also spider shoes

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 04:03:35 2020 No.23440663 >>23440623 A Slav matriarch kiki might work.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 04:04:55 2020 No.23440668 anyone got that old "big sis salamander" green?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 04:07:25 2020 No.23440680 >>23436021 That one with the Dragon's Crown sorceress experiencing loss. You know the one.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 04:20:21 2020 No.23440720 File: 1.11 MB, 1251x759, pursuit.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>23433600 Ask about any species listed or why I have them in the category I do.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 04:22:27 2020 No.23440724 >>23440720 >Hakutaku Why hate sensei?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 04:22:57 2020 No.23440726 >>23439344 I don't know. Let me ask her. >"Mmmph!" She's not into that anymore.

Anonymous Tue Apr 14 04:23:53 2020 No.23440731
File: 2.22 MB, 2362x3600, Salamander-HD.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>23440668
I think i found it
>Fight with onee sama salamander wearing a heavy jacket
>Fundamental skills are their but she only appears to just lightly above average
>Her tail fire has been increasing at a steady pace for some time now.
>Anon manages to get get a glancing wound on her face.
>She touches her cheek and looks at the blood. (or at least he thinks so, can't tell with her eyes closed like that) before licking it
"Ara...It's been a while... too long in fact, that I've felt this way..."
>She grips her jacket and tosses it aside, revealing what looks like a plated vest and shorts
"Now look what you've done, you've gotten me all EXCITED!"
>With her shout, her tail fire erupts into a massive blazing inferno. here eyes open and are locked on anon like he's the only thing that exists
>The peanut gallery of lizard folk have gone dead silent with a sense of terror.
>Onee-mander ready's her blade again, but there's an entire shift in the mood of the fight.
"Now then... why don't you ready that sword, and play with me some more?"

Anonymous Tue Apr 14 04:23:57 2020 No.23440733

>>23434219
Then I take it you never popped a boner from watching Velma search for her glasses with her exposed hindquarters up in the air for any man to assault. Its a sign of helplessness that awakens deep seated predatory impulses.

I guess they look kinda cute too. In a borderline helpless but wise sorta way. Considering glasses make your eyes look bigger, a girl with glasses is probably the closest to a real life anime girl that you can get before things get weird.

Anonymous Tue Apr 14 04:25:42 2020 No.23440735

>>23440724
Not a big fan of bovine girls, due to their propensity for large breasts and lactation. I don't hate Hakutaku, but I don't particularly like them either. The fact that I regularly binge Wikipedia and read through math proofs for fun would likely attract one, though.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 04:26:22 2020 No.23440736 >>23440611 Wouldn't that just make me more lazy?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 04:26:40 2020 No.23440739 File: 213 KB, 1000x1150, 73c31c0e-93cd-4afb-af2a-bd4a7f587a51.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 04:27:17 2020 No.23440741 >>23440736 No, that's shog. Kiki would attempt to kick read: rape your ass into gear.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 04:28:34 2020 No.23440751 >>23440739 An albino bat? She's rare! She must carry rare contagions!

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 04:29:00 2020 No.23440755 >>23440720 How would you attract Soldier Beetle? What's wrong with Shoggoth?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 04:30:06 2020 No.23440761 >>23440735 Why are you such an alp among alps?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 04:31:55 2020 No.23440773 >>23440741 I would just get resentful and bitter.

Anonymous Tue Apr 14 04:33:29 2020 No.23440787

>>23440755
>Soldier Beetle
Beetles are relatively common where I live, so proximity would benefit. My attraction to kuuderes would affect their inherent succ sense. Prior to covid isolation, I'd regularly walk through forests as well. Soldier Beetles are a species whose attraction is initially primarily based on instinctual desire to consume spirit energy, so proximity to a single Soldier Beetle is all that it would take for her to pursue me.

>Shoggoth
Not a big fan of everything being sticky, or being absolutely reliant on her for everything.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 04:36:29 2020 No.23440796 >>23440720 You a birdfucker?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 04:37:39 2020 No.23440804 >>23440755 >not wanting a Jabberwock or Shog How does it feel to have such terrible taste?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 04:39:14 2020 No.23440811 >>23440796 I like bugs a bit more than birds, but birdgirls are nice. And I encounter birds a lot more than any other kind of animal. So, by MGE extrapolation, I'd encounter birdgirls more than any other kind of beastfolk.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 04:39:44 2020 No.23440815 >>23438648 Only pure because nobody ever wants to fuck them.

Anonymous Tue Apr 14 04:42:26 2020 No.23440828

>>23440804
It's okay if you disagree with my tastes, I have no issue with you. I've already explained my issues with Shogs, and, while I'm deviant enough that I could see Wonderland girls pursuing me, Wocks (within the popular consensus fanon) tend to take things even further. That being said, based purely on profile, a Wock with a more appealing body type would fit the middle category.

Anonymous Tue Apr 14 04:42:37 2020 No.23440829

>>23440663
>Slav matriarch kiki so skilled you actually end up wanting to be better for her
>Never heard her so much as nag or complain
>She's always there with her fingers ready to give you deep and relaxing scalp or shoulder massages while half whisper-singing gently into your ears, her breath soft, warm and rolling like hot syrup
>She's always to gentle caring and composed even when you surprise her as she's bent over dusting and stick it in
>About the only time you really make her self conscious, squirmy and blushy is when you surprise her with calf massages or foot brushes in hot scale rejuvenating baths
>She's especially vulnerable to hand massages and hand holding.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 04:47:04 2020 No.23440844 >>23440739 >I'm the Giant Bat that makes all of the rules!

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 04:57:52 2020 No.23440909 A wight would be good for some femdom-oriented thighjob stuff right? I bet they have top tier thighs

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 05:03:08 2020 No.23440934 >>23440739 SHIKAKA!!!

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 05:04:45 2020 No.23440945 >>23440844 She doesnt look like she would be all that pushy and make rules

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 05:13:35 2020 No.23440975 File: 193 KB, 1000x1000, 2cebf187-6f41-4b64-93dd-388db4f7d955.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 05:17:25 2020 No.23440990 File: 398 KB, 1000x1882, Sea Monster.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Tentacles! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jDPAc2HzCTU

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 05:22:03 2020 No.23441022 >>23440990 >When you tell your daughteru to stop masturbating in the tub but she is actually just playing with her boats

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 05:25:40 2020 No.23441046 >>23439221 For the last time; if you want a bowl of my patented world famous mac and cheese, just ask.

Anonymous Tue Apr 14 05:29:36 2020 No.23441079

>>23439940
Depends on the species really.
>smack a monoeye on the ass
>she blushes and stammers our an apology for her big ass

>smack an elf on her ass
>she blushes and tells that she’ll let it slide that you tried to sully her person

>smack an Oni on her ass
>she blushes and grins as she picks you up to take you back to her house for drinks and snu snu

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 05:31:10 2020 No.23441086 Oh no! The skeleton girl got her hands on the trumpet again! She's playing all star!

Anonymous Tue Apr 14 05:31:41 2020 No.23441091

>>23439940
>Smack an Alice on the ass
>Over and over again, for being such a naughty little girl
>She's so naughty, she's turning you on by her moans and whines while you're punishing her, so you have to keep smacking her ass
>Just keep smacking it over and over again
>Her nice, plump, firm loli ass
>Somehow this makes her panties fall
>Spanking her is making her dripping wet now
>Such a naughty little girl, that deserves more spankings
>Maybe some groping as well

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 05:31:48 2020 No.23441092 >>23441086 As a hoennbabby trumpets remind of my childhood so I cant hate them

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 05:34:53 2020 No.23441116 >>23441092 You don't get it man, if we don't stop her now she'll get into doot me up and dooting in my skin

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 05:34:58 2020 No.23441117 >>23441092 Do you also have an unconscious craving for Undines?

Anonymous Tue Apr 14 05:41:27 2020 No.23441153

>>23441117
To a degree yes, I grew up in a rural area and the local water was so bad you couldn't even drink it and the town gave out coupons for bottled water to pregnant women, since I've moved away from my hometown every so often I'm just amazed that I can get up and get a drink of water whenever I want and the water won't be disgusting.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 05:44:25 2020 No.23441174 >>23441153 I was making a play on the >too much water meme, but it's great to hear that you escaped that rural community and made it somewhere nicer.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 05:44:48 2020 No.23441178 >>23441086 Tutturuu!

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 05:46:41 2020 No.23441186 >>23441178 No tuturuu only doots

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 06:02:05 2020 No.23441308 >>23441086 She's gonna play the song of her people to anon so that he'll marry her. >Doot

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 06:07:32 2020 No.23441348 >>23441091 Onahole Alice!

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 06:08:41 2020 No.23441356 >>23441348 Alices are naughty little girls who deserve to be treated like filthy little onaholes, and then given love, headpats, and tea.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 06:13:50 2020 No.23441394 File: 829 KB, 1003x1417, 1399782581507.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n-Dh3ftkRAs

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 06:18:00 2020 No.23441425 >>23441356 Remember to train her mouthpussy!

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 06:19:49 2020 No.23441432 >>23441425 Of course! If she unconsciously remembers any of the dirty talk I use on her, and lets it slip, I'll wash her mouth out with my cum.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 06:19:49 2020 No.23441433 coming home to your sweaty rapecat to rape you

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 06:29:07 2020 No.23441481 File: 153 KB, 1200x1200, 1585499315858.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>23440434 spoil her and aim for twins

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 06:29:21 2020 No.23441485 File: 1.45 MB, 1018x919, my-image(1).png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>23440720 well since you started it sorry I just really hate bugs

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 06:30:48 2020 No.23441497 >>23441485 I'll take the bugs. You can keep the femdom girls.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 06:34:32 2020 No.23441528 >>23441485 >Shoggoth>Kiki Opinion fucking invalidated

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 06:38:35 2020 No.23441552 My newly evolved wight waifu is now sulking saying she wants to be a zombie again.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 06:45:15 2020 No.23441583 >>23441552 >Wightfu wants to be a zombie again >wears her old tattered clothes >speaks monosyllabically >still can’t do anything about her perfect hair and makeup however >every time she messes it up it just works it way back to perfection

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 06:45:47 2020 No.23441588 A new story I started: a young Knight quests for a dragon https://pastebin.com/H72jg5SR

Anonymous Tue Apr 14 06:46:04 2020 No.23441591

>>23441552
>Have an Alice waifu
>Been together for a few years
>Eventually complete a Wonderland journey together
>Come out with my Alice awakened and a small harem
>Alice will sometimes tease me by pretending to be innocent again, only to drop her act once I've started playing along
>Sometimes, she says misses the lewd being only unconscious, because that made it more fun

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 06:48:11 2020 No.23441605 >>23441583 This sounds kinda cute. She just wanna be with her husband and hug him. I imagine most wights are kinda like that behind closed doors if they "evolved" from zombies with their husband.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 06:49:38 2020 No.23441613 File: 85 KB, 900x802, um56H2kw_o.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>23441528 It's a similar package but more gooey, what's not to love?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 06:50:17 2020 No.23441617 >>23441588 Black is my favorite color of Dragon.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 06:52:42 2020 No.23441635 >>23441583 >>23441552 Just keep hugging her and making her warm

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 06:56:32 2020 No.23441653 >>23441583 What if I kept talking to her the same way I did when she was a zombie?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 07:02:45 2020 No.23441691 >>23441588 >black dragon You have my interest, nice

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 07:06:10 2020 No.23441712 >>23440720 >Like a Glacies, Tsurara, or Yuki pursuing you >Just okay with an Ice Queen pursuing you What's so bad about a powerful NEET monster who is going out of her way to capture you?

Anonymous Tue Apr 14 07:08:48 2020 No.23441734

>>23441712
I don't have any issue with Ice Queens, but the other three are stated to either be warm (Yuki, Tsurara) or get warm after marriage in response to emotional/sexual stimuli (Glacies), while Ice Queens have nothing of the sort stated. I wouldn't mind an Ice Queen, I'd just prefer the other three. I love the idea of a clingy mamono who makes everything else cold, and is extra warm and comfy herself.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 07:18:05 2020 No.23441809 File: 321 KB, 760x768, gazer blushily ear rub.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Gazer always says she doesn't sleep, but sometimes on rare occasions, I'll wake up in the middle of the night to find her snuggled up against me.

Anonymous Tue Apr 14 07:25:07 2020 No.23441854

>>23441734
>Their ice energy is so incredibly powerful that even if it has been thawed by their husband, their heart can easily get frozen again. However, once a queen knows the rapture of being thawed by her husband, even if her heart reverts to a state of being unable to accept anything else, the one thing she won't be able to forget is her feelings for her husband; she'll open her heart just for her husband, seeking his warmth, and they'll once again become physically intimate. And then, she'll no longer be able to stand being away from the warmth of her husband for even a moment. At the very least, she'll seek to entwine their bodies.
Ice Queens want their heart warmed by husband and they'll get clingy and desperate for that warmth

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 07:26:05 2020 No.23441869 >>23441809 Gazers are ugly and disgusting

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 07:28:12 2020 No.23441889 >>23441809 That sounds adorable. Gazers are good girls.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 07:28:17 2020 No.23441890 >>23439403 >Skavenfaggotry I wonder who's behind this post

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 07:31:57 2020 No.23441920 >>23441890 Based and schizopilled

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 07:32:06 2020 No.23441921 File: 1.36 MB, 750x1059, gazer kirimatsu mask.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>23441869 You can die in ditch >>23441889 Objectively correct, no matter how much they deny it

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 07:36:06 2020 No.23441949 >>23441921 I bet that black gazer slime smells bad too, and their eye stalks have a bad odor to them, and the eyes themselves get lots of crusties when they wake up in the morning.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 07:40:26 2020 No.23441983 File: 367 KB, 2000x2828, Gazer1240_Yositsune167.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>23441949 Found the pissed-off hellhound faggot

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 07:42:43 2020 No.23441996 >>23441983 Hellhounds are nasty too. Stinky bitches that don't wash much or brush their teeth.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 07:44:12 2020 No.23442004 >>23441996 Agreed. Hellhounds can go fuck themselves

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 07:45:13 2020 No.23442012 >>23442004 >>23441983 Both hellhounds and gazers are good shut the fuck up retards.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 07:45:15 2020 No.23442013 >>23441854 I didn't interpret that as them being warm, but as still needing to drain warmth, unlike a Glacies. Still, if Ice Queens got warm when thawed out, they'd be just as good as the other three ice girls.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 07:55:37 2020 No.23442097 >>23441983 >>23441996 >>23442004 Now that's just unnecessary.

Anonymous Tue Apr 14 07:58:57 2020 No.23442123

>>23441588
Pretty good so far. Though I have to confess I suspect some fuckery around his birth, and the dragon seeming to recognise him somehow and that is disappointing. I was looking forward to seeing how and why a great and powerful centuries old dragon would care about some nobody out of bumfuck nowhere.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 08:07:47 2020 No.23442200 Since the portals aren't coming, tomorrow I buy VR. I'll build my own content if I must but I will have monster girls.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 08:20:55 2020 No.23442358 File: 67 KB, 407x390, Incubus and echidna 1535316867674.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Echidnas are nice

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 08:25:06 2020 No.23442405 >>23442358 I'm gonna make it all the way through a Echidnas dungeon, steal all of her treasure and not even fuck her. I'm then gonna use said treasure to buy her a ring so I can marry her. I want our first time to be romantic.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 08:36:33 2020 No.23442516 >>23442358 You've got to beat all her powerful daughters first! Each a rare variant of a Monster species, guarding a floor of the dungeon!

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 08:38:49 2020 No.23442541 >>23441920 Not really schizopilled when there's only one faggot off hand who likes Skaven

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 08:47:27 2020 No.23442631 Do desert girls have an ankh tattoos on their stomach instead of womb tattoos since the Ankh is meant to represent life and all that?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 08:54:13 2020 No.23442692 >>23442123 I hadn't intended that. She doesn't know him. She fell in love with him at first sight. Fuckery about his birth is something else. He isn't a sectet Prince or anything.

Anonymous Tue Apr 14 09:10:11 2020 No.23442856

>>23442692
Oh. It reads very much like she knows him or knows some secret about him and thus already knows she can't have him and is thus mournful and sorrowful.

Also if this strays into spoiler territory I understand but do the Damned play a greater role in the story? Because you put a lot of emphasis on them if the story isn't going to be about what's causing the damned and is about the dragon instead. But from the first chapter I feel like the damned should play a large role in the story with just how much they're mentioned. If they aren't going to you might want to consider the tone and expectations you're setting up.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 09:11:21 2020 No.23442871 File: 678 KB, 2039x2048, 1493435721902.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Quarantine continues. Gonna get so swole

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 09:12:26 2020 No.23442881 >>23442631 Hypothetically, which desert monster girl would you guys like to see this with the most? I need to know this for... reasons.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 09:14:46 2020 No.23442904 >>23442871 >When you finally get out and your co-worker fox went from slim to built like a brick house

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 09:15:05 2020 No.23442908 >>23442881 Girtablilu

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 09:15:18 2020 No.23442912 Cumming inside a Cheshire so hard the orgasm explosively destroys any smugness she had.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 09:16:56 2020 No.23442929 >>23442856 They are very important to the story.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 09:22:46 2020 No.23442991 >>23442929 Cool. Well, I expect them to be so you've written it well. I'm interested in reading exactly why she reacted to him the way that she did.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 09:25:58 2020 No.23443031 >>23442991 I do have an explanation for that. Glad you liked it so far.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 09:31:27 2020 No.23443096 >>23442908 Yeah, I do suppose we don't have a lot of Girtablilu art, do we?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 09:36:11 2020 No.23443138 >>23443031 I'm warnin' you though you better not fuck with my boy Ephialtes. He dindu nuffin

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 09:46:44 2020 No.23443236 >>23442904 >if anon won’t touch my tail I’ll just get strong enough to force him to!

Anonymous Tue Apr 14 09:47:30 2020 No.23443241

Sometimes I wonder why she chose me. Here are some notable responses.
>"Your fault for tasting so good"
>"Maybe you're just lucky/unlucky"
>"And miss out on that candy ass?"
>Laughs playfully
>Laughs menacingly
>"You think too much"
>"Having second thoughts?"
>"If I told you, I'd have to kill you..."
>"Count your blessings"
>"... because I love you..."

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 09:53:32 2020 No.23443299 >>23442881 Khepri

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 10:13:52 2020 No.23443479 >>23442881 Khepri, followed by Mummy covered in hieroglyph tattoos, with an oversized ankh womb tattoo.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 10:16:26 2020 No.23443516 >>23442908 Give her a pelvic tatto that reads šàbala in cuneiform.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 10:19:49 2020 No.23443552 File: 208 KB, 758x678, 1554785259431.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Your fame grows! Your name is now known in even the most distant of realms!

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 10:29:32 2020 No.23443652 >>23443299 >>23443479 Khepri it is then. Now the question is, should she just have it right above her pussy or should the "ring" in the ankh go around her navel.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 10:35:47 2020 No.23443702 >>23443652 >spoiler The answer is yes

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 10:36:42 2020 No.23443706 >>23443652 That second idea sounds lovely.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 10:36:51 2020 No.23443707 >>23443652 >Spoiler Ring around her womb, cross leading down to her pussy.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 10:40:56 2020 No.23443742 File: 73 KB, 675x615, Ratatoskr125.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>23443552 >"Did you hear about Anon? Super sensitive bitchboi got caught by an Ocelo. Talk about an instant loss!"

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 10:46:14 2020 No.23443788 >>23440242 Shes a nice and pure girl! I gotta wonder how her classmates and teacher aren't parasite slime themselves. Anon better be prepared though.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 10:47:08 2020 No.23443797 >>23443742 What happened to objective journalism? It wasn’t an instant loss, I lasted a whole half minute before the wife mindbroke me!

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 10:51:31 2020 No.23443844 File: 310 KB, 619x828, the big scoop.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>23443797 >"Could only dodge her blade for 20 seconds before he got hit" >"Stripped him down and inserted in under 10" >"He immediately exploded!"

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 10:57:06 2020 No.23443899 >>23443788 Her teacher is a faithful Order priestess, of course. And her friends in her class are all perfectly pure, ordinary schoolgirls. For now.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 10:58:46 2020 No.23443917 >>23443844 You just missed the first round! Dam squirrels only report what they want you to see, don’t buy into their fake scandals!

Anonymous Tue Apr 14 11:09:15 2020 No.23444035

>>23443899
>Faithful Order Priestess
I bet she is a real Cutie! Very pure as well doing a great job teaching these young girls! Although i wonder who told the girl how to keep her virginity and how she was infected?
>perfectly pure, ordinary schoolgirls
She should show of her cool little secret friend to each of them! I am sure they would love it!

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 11:23:34 2020 No.23444223 >>23443844 Such a dynamic duo. But can they uncover the mystery of who Santa really is?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 11:25:16 2020 No.23444249 >>23444035 >>23443899 >>23443788 >>23440242 Don't parasite slimes wipe out the mind and consciousness of the girl they infected?

Anonymous Tue Apr 14 11:29:52 2020 No.23444325

>>23443652
Well, the second option it is. Let's see how long it's gonna take for the art to get done.

>>23443707
Looks like it won't be done this time.
Possibly a thing I'll commission for the future. I was thinking of doing another commission where a Pharaoh and Apophis have matching womb-Ankh tattoos

Anonymous Tue Apr 14 11:33:25 2020 No.23444383
File: 2.93 MB, 3316x4837, Full v2.1.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>23444249
No. The slime is pretty primal and becomes subservient to the hosts will once infected. The hosts mind stays intact beyond becoming more monstrous/lewd. Mindwipe/stupifie is a silly misinterpretation of the pslime profile.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 11:44:00 2020 No.23444543 >>23444249 That was the old head canon narrative mgu and paladinfags pushed.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 11:46:31 2020 No.23444578 >>23444543 It's also completely true, and you can't prove me wrong.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 11:48:37 2020 No.23444607 >>23443917 >anon whining that his rape is being misreported by the media >rape cat is having the time of her life and is posing for the tabloids >”how’s this angle for the front page miss Rata?”

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 11:49:31 2020 No.23444616 This is why you don't even try to have a conversation with grimderp fags. The butthurt of MGE is all they have and will never change their minds.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 11:52:03 2020 No.23444646 >>23444383 Happy slime and happy wife!

Anonymous Tue Apr 14 11:53:19 2020 No.23444663

>>23444578
Not him, but It literally isnt. Support for that interpretation doesnt exist in the setting at all as it both goes against setting ideals and counters what is written in the profile. Heck even the fanfiction of pslimes on KCs website make no mention of it and they have they purest interpretation.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 11:53:32 2020 No.23444669 >>23444616 >can't even prove them wrong Sounds like they're correct then

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 11:54:04 2020 No.23444678 >>23444669 >Them >They're Ok samefag

Anonymous Tue Apr 14 11:54:38 2020 No.23444688

>>23444035
Her teacher is a paragon of purity. She works very hard to keep her class faithful to the Chief God and the teachings of the Order.
And her friends will definitely have fun meeting me, which is when she'll unveil her little secret, and we'll have more members of our harem! I'm sure she'll enjoy helping me teach her friends about their budding bodies.
It's a common belief spread among Order schoolgirls, between the high-schools and middle-schools, across the generations. And the pslime sample was acquired by another girl in my harem - a cute, dorky chem nerd akaname from a nearby mamono high school.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 11:55:13 2020 No.23444699 >>23444678 lol mad

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 11:55:52 2020 No.23444708 >>23444663 >>23444678 >still no proof

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 11:57:15 2020 No.23444721 >>23444578 The only change in mentality even suggested by the entry is an increased lewdness and libido common to all monsterizations. There's nothing to suggest any further changes to the mind.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 11:57:19 2020 No.23444722 >>23444616 Exactly, never negotiate with terrorists.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 11:58:29 2020 No.23444737 >>23444678 >get BTFO >call samefag Every time

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 11:59:16 2020 No.23444747 >>23444646 Makes em extra cute! Although that goes for all mamano waifus! Super cute when I get to see my wives slime doing a little jig because it is so happy! >>23444688 What a good friend. I wish you luck with your newly expanded harem!

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 12:00:44 2020 No.23444763 >>23444678 Stop getting mad no one's going to spoonfeed you and read a profile without your /tg/ goggles on

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 12:00:56 2020 No.23444769 >>23444708 >make baseless comment with no proof. >demand people to use proof to counter argue. How about you first?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 12:01:45 2020 No.23444778 >>23444763 Meant for >>23444708 but whatever

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 12:03:22 2020 No.23444805 >>23444769 >still no proof

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 12:07:55 2020 No.23444855 >>23444805 You present proof first retard.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 12:08:51 2020 No.23444867 File: 258 KB, 1280x2880, 1586721811226.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Stop replying

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 12:08:57 2020 No.23444868 >>23444737 >>23444708 >>23444699 Samefag >BTFO You still haven't presented anything dumbass.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 12:10:07 2020 No.23444882 File: 86 KB, 636x900, khezu_chan_by_maxa_art_d9fpapw-fullview.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Electric blind wyvern maybe?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 12:11:49 2020 No.23444900 >>23444868 Hey man you dont have to go so hard. I thank you for defending the pslimes honor but no reason to get mad. He is probably just trying to rile you up.

Anonymous Tue Apr 14 12:12:37 2020 No.23444906

>>23444805
Burden of proof is on the one making the claim but since you seem to be a pants shitting retard here comes the choo choo train
>Furthermore, the slime infesting the host can read her mind and automatically move, perform errands, or even eliminate foreign enemies. The host doesn’t even need to be aware of such things, let alone do them herself, so she will end up leaving everything else to the slime while using her body and thoughts entirely for pleasurable sex with her beloved husband. And then, in order to spread that happiness to many human women, she will use her slime to increase her family after making it divide.
Entire profile makes a clear separation between the slime and girl when explaining things, this is from the very end of the profile as an example that even at the furthest stage of "infection" the girl still has her own thoughts. The only line in the entire thing to even hint at otherwise is "and rational thoughts will be melted away by pleasure" which is no different from corruption with any other monster girl and is most likely the scholar being hyperbolic like he does saying every monster girl can only think of sex etc.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 12:12:40 2020 No.23444907 File: 5 KB, 337x142, implying samefag.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>23444868 >muh samefag! Try again

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 12:13:11 2020 No.23444917 >>23444900 >call someone out for autistic shitposting >WOW WHY ARE YOU SO RILED UP Shut up dumbass.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 12:13:32 2020 No.23444921 >>23444906 >spoonfeeding

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 12:13:41 2020 No.23444925 File: 445 KB, 1000x722, gc.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 12:14:02 2020 No.23444932 File: 1.91 MB, 1654x2339, EOwR37gUwAA83TS.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >Wake up one day to find 3 kikis around your bed T-posing What do?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 12:14:12 2020 No.23444933 >>23444907 There are multiple explanations on how to pretend you're not a samefag and fake a screenie as "proof" I know because i've done it a lot when i'm shitposting.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 12:14:43 2020 No.23444941 >>23444906 >random unsourced quote >proof Post real proof

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 12:14:53 2020 No.23444944 >>23444882 Khezu-chan and giggi-chan wrestling for dominance!

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 12:14:54 2020 No.23444945 File: 3.75 MB, 4000x3500, salene and flagmander.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 12:15:02 2020 No.23444946 >>23444933 >muh fake screenshot Imagine being this mad

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 12:15:10 2020 No.23444950 >>23444925 Stop wasting images

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 12:15:19 2020 No.23444952 >>23444855 You first

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 12:15:27 2020 No.23444956 >>23444946 >u-ur mad Great response, please keep spamming over and over.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 12:16:05 2020 No.23444960 >>23444950 How about you fuck off

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 12:16:15 2020 No.23444962 >>23444932 Call the my stern kiki headmaid

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 12:16:19 2020 No.23444964 >>23444933 >posts proof he isn't samefagging >n-no that doesn't count Pathetic

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 12:16:49 2020 No.23444972 >>23444956 No, that would be what you're doing

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 12:17:23 2020 No.23444983 >>23444960 Oh great, this shitposter is back

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 12:17:38 2020 No.23444987 >>23444917 I didnt mean it like that anon. I am just saying that you just ignore his autistic shitposting. Especially as it is autistic shitpoosting.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 12:18:27 2020 No.23444992 >>23444964 >>23444972 >>23444952 >Samefagging so you can pretend people agree with you Literally the saddest thing I've ever seen.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 12:18:42 2020 No.23444997 >>23444945 >Never seen Selene in color I think she's the only one of the OC lilims that hasn't been in color at this point if I remember correctly.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 12:18:46 2020 No.23445000 >>23444987 No. If you don't call out shitposters then newfags will think that sort of behavior is acceptable here.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 12:19:47 2020 No.23445011 >>23444992 >t-there's no way more than one person can disagree with me! >y-you all must be the same poster! Get fucked shitposter

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 12:20:00 2020 No.23445015 >>23444941 https://monstergirlencyclopedia.fandom.com/wiki/Parasite_Slime_/_Slime_Carrier

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 12:20:34 2020 No.23445023 >>23444997 Nah, the one from that story a while back (long distance seduction and it's sequel, short distance confusion) has never had a color picture either

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 12:20:35 2020 No.23445024 >>23444992 >>23444868 >>23444921 Samefag

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 12:20:38 2020 No.23445025 >>23444941 Literally from the profile you secondary

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 12:21:08 2020 No.23445036 >>23445015 Anyone can edit a wiki, that's not proof.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 12:21:13 2020 No.23445037 >>23445011 >>23445024 Cringe.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 12:21:20 2020 No.23445038 >>23445025 Then prove it

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 12:21:34 2020 No.23445041 >>23444932 Do my best at channeling my inner...either Linda Blair or Akira Fudo.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 12:22:14 2020 No.23445051 >One guy responding to his own posts over and over because his grimdork fanfic got BTFO Autism. This is why /tg/ is cancer

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 12:22:30 2020 No.23445055 I just wanted to talk about my waifus' species.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 12:22:30 2020 No.23445056 >>23444945 >flagmander And here I thought we had seen the last of her.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 12:22:47 2020 No.23445059 >>23445036 >literal translation of the entry from the mge books into english >"that's not a proof" idiot

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 12:23:14 2020 No.23445065 >/tg/ reject doesn't know what burden of proof is. Epic.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 12:23:47 2020 No.23445068 File: 630 KB, 527x668, FM succ.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I want to talk about corruption

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 12:23:56 2020 No.23445072 >>23445059 Yeah I'm sure it's a """""""""""""""translation""""""""""""""" alright

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 12:24:00 2020 No.23445074 >>23444223 Santa is Papa Wendi in a red cloak and fake white beard, but even Rata-chan knows not to break kayfabe in her reporting so she doesn't spoil Christmas for the kids

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 12:24:17 2020 No.23445077 >>23445051 >>23445065 >muh /tg/ boogeyman Get new material shitposter

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 12:25:08 2020 No.23445089 >>23445077 Seething

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 12:25:29 2020 No.23445091 File: 1000 KB, 2184x3768, 69280831_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] 1/2

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 12:26:50 2020 No.23445107 >>23445089 I'm sure you are

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 12:27:27 2020 No.23445116 >>23445107 >no u You have to be 18+ to post here kiddo.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 12:27:48 2020 No.23445122 >>23445116 So why are you here then?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 12:28:33 2020 No.23445131 File: 712 KB, 934x629, __parasite_slime_monster_girl_encyclopedia_drawn_by_kenkou_cross__58d09e127910f4f514da7e3374e7a20e.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>23445072 Tell us what this says then.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 12:28:42 2020 No.23445134 >>23445122 >no u Epic.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 12:29:18 2020 No.23445143 File: 789 KB, 1064x813, Dear List.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I've come to know quite a few wonderful couples in half a decade here!

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 12:29:35 2020 No.23445146 >>23445131 >spoonfeeding

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 12:29:42 2020 No.23445150 File: 655 KB, 1280x1024, good girl.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] do not feed the trolls. let the thread die peacefully. instead, don't forget to buy your mamono girlfriend some clothes for your anniversary

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 12:30:01 2020 No.23445152 File: 2.82 MB, 4032x1908, 20200414_092859.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>23445036

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 12:30:15 2020 No.23445154 >>23445134 Nice to see you have no argument beyond shitposting. Looks like the "le grimderpfags" were in the right all along.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 12:30:52 2020 No.23445161 >>23445143 Oh dear

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 12:31:11 2020 No.23445165 >>23445152 >believing western TRANNYlations

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 12:31:28 2020 No.23445172 >>23445154 You haven't provided any arguments instead of asking for proof, despite the fact that the burden of proof is on you. Claims made without evidence can be dismissed without evidence you /tg/ reject

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 12:31:32 2020 No.23445173 >>23445150 If you don't call them out they'll just keep going

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 12:31:33 2020 No.23445174 >>23445068 My brother. >tfw not an incubus slave/servant to a dom human princess/sorceress who is gradually getting corrupted by me

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 12:32:30 2020 No.23445187 >>23445165 I accept your concession.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 12:32:48 2020 No.23445191 >>23445068 I am down for that anon! What is you favorite form of corruption?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 12:33:01 2020 No.23445192 >>23445187 okay tranny

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 12:33:21 2020 No.23445197 >>23445192 Fuck off

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 12:33:29 2020 No.23445201 still the easiest board to troll lol

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 12:33:31 2020 No.23445204 >>23445192 Cope.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 12:33:51 2020 No.23445209 >>23445143 Good to see hatter!

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 12:33:54 2020 No.23445210 >>23445143 You're splendiferous Hatterfasg.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 12:34:24 2020 No.23445212 >>23445152 >supposedly translated by Americans >no mention of black dicks anywhere on an entire page How?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 12:34:39 2020 No.23445217 >>23445201 >Gets Btfo >I WAS MERELY PRETENDING Try not to cry yourself to sleep again.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 12:35:00 2020 No.23445220 >>23445143 >Dearly Interesting You definitely have a type

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 12:35:29 2020 No.23445225 File: 1.05 MB, 1899x1764, 69280831_p2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>23445091 2/2

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 12:36:29 2020 No.23445235 >>23445143 is this referring to other waifu fags or just what you like?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 12:37:16 2020 No.23445243 >>23445143 Didn't know there was a Shiro or Automatonfag

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 12:38:48 2020 No.23445254 >>23445143 >TFW I just commission art of my waifu and never interact with another waifu fags so nobody even knows who I am It's a strange feeling, I'll tell you that.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 12:38:55 2020 No.23445256 >>23445150 Is a plug clothing?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 12:39:10 2020 No.23445259 File: 1.10 MB, 1127x924, Deruella_1.PNG.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>23445174 that would be a story i would want to read >>23445191 Druellas sort of corruption if the fallen maidens/brides are to go by

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 12:39:29 2020 No.23445265 >>23445254 What is your waifu anon?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 12:40:35 2020 No.23445272 >>23445265 Lich. Although I do also get some salamander commissions if that counts.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 12:41:40 2020 No.23445286 >>23445225 have a good vacation, anon

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 12:42:24 2020 No.23445294 >23445254 Your waifu told me all about you the other day.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 12:43:33 2020 No.23445307 >>23445259 Not sure I understand. How does she corrupt exactly? Yuri with extreme amounts of magic? If so I very much agree.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 12:44:49 2020 No.23445324 File: 157 KB, 575x650, HOLY CUM.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>23445068 The only good corruption is reverse corruption.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 12:45:18 2020 No.23445329 >>23445259 >human mistress treats him really rough >Doesn't matter since he is an incubus >If anything it just fuels his massive boner

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 12:45:19 2020 No.23445330 >>23445272 Ah another lichfag! I think I have seen your images then if she just looks like the normal lich! The other lichfag has a like a braid.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 12:47:04 2020 No.23445347 >>23445174 That is an excellent Idea. Very much like the idea of a gruff order battle nun slowly corrupting as she transport my incubus self somewhere.

Anonymous Tue Apr 14 12:47:31 2020 No.23445350

>>23445210
No, you are friend!
>>23445235
>>23445243
The first non-Dear Wife two rows are other waifufags I know, while the 'Dearly Interesting' are species I think are interesting! There is indeed a hebifag, and while there are plenty of Automaton lovers, I just think they're cool, mainly because of the modular bits and unique origins/story potential!
>>23445254
I've really only gotten to know them well pretty recently, but they're all fantastic people!

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 12:48:32 2020 No.23445362 >>23445307 >Yuri with extreme amounts of magic i think its pretty much this pump the girl full of DE and and make them cum so they empty out of SE

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 12:49:12 2020 No.23445370 >>23445143 Why Wendi-chan?

Anonymous Tue Apr 14 12:50:14 2020 No.23445385

>>23445330
>I think I have seen your images then if she just looks like the normal lich!
Yeah, that would be me.
The only thing I usually add just bigger breasts and a womb tattoo. I really like the profile design so I usually stick to that.
But the again, there's also a certain comfort in not being someone everyone in the thread knows. The only thing I really miss out on is the group commissions.
Haven't gotten a lot of commissions lately tho due to lack of ideas.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 12:50:37 2020 No.23445391 >>23445370 she's a special kid and deserves special treatment whenever she visits you must stock up on good, fresh meat

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 12:51:06 2020 No.23445396 >>23445370 Why not Wend-chan!

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 12:52:24 2020 No.23445412 >>23445294 Lies! She would never tell anybody about me! Except if they asked, where she could probably go into great detail about me.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 12:53:41 2020 No.23445425 >>23445068 KC's succs are too good. there was a musketeer succ he did that was great, but I can't find it anywhere.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 12:53:49 2020 No.23445430 >>23445385 That's just fine as well anon! Privacy is nothing wrong to value, to be sure!

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 12:56:21 2020 No.23445458 >>23445362 Ah yeah that's really hot.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 13:00:34 2020 No.23445509 File: 112 KB, 1026x717, White Knight saves Cirno.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>23445212 Not all of us have been enslaved.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 13:01:49 2020 No.23445522 >>23445509 enslaved by what.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 13:01:50 2020 No.23445523 >>23444932 Roll over and go back to bed

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 13:02:40 2020 No.23445537 File: 906 KB, 1752x2493, WWIQyvI.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>23445425

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 13:02:54 2020 No.23445540 >>23445068 I like purification throughly corruption.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 13:03:27 2020 No.23445548 >>23445537 Cool girls dont put their arms in their coats!

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 13:03:28 2020 No.23445549 >>23445523 >The 3 kikis are now T-posing in your bed

Anonymous Tue Apr 14 13:04:47 2020 No.23445559

>>23445362
If you read Fallen Brides it's like
>Subdue them with ease, usually involving mana tentacles and increasing sensitivity
>Psychoanalyze and prod at their issues
>Pour heavy amounts of DE into them, while whispering sweet words about how good it must feel
>Sit back and let the transformation take hold
>Let them enjoy their new form, and train them as needed before setting them loose
Understandably, the pussy is entirely off limits to Deruella and her subordinates. Even so, she won't hesitate to point out sensitive it has become mid-transformation, as well as comment on the deep aching her victim must be feeling within her womb.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 13:05:26 2020 No.23445565 >>23445549 Clearly my sleep paralysis demons are getting more creative.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 13:06:04 2020 No.23445571 >>23445540 So a lot of Fallen Brides?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 13:06:23 2020 No.23445577 >>23445537 That's my card! I want to do lewd things with that succ!

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 13:06:40 2020 No.23445583 >>23445430 Yeah, especially after what happened to mice fag. Poor dude deserved better.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 13:07:09 2020 No.23445589 >>23445559 >pussy is off limits. That's surprising. I would have figured they would at least touch the clit and nips.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 13:08:04 2020 No.23445602 >23445068 Obligatory better as the human post.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 13:11:41 2020 No.23445638 >>23445602 Why didnt you give that man a (you)?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 13:14:44 2020 No.23445674 >>23445370 Winterstown Tales episode 5: Wendi-chan gets lost and wanders into Wonderland

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 13:15:56 2020 No.23445682 >>23433384 I think we like the same one. for me, it's primarily her personality, and second her power, and third her appearance like you said. Her habitat would be pretty cool too as long as it had a full ecology and I had night vision to see it.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 13:17:02 2020 No.23445695 >>23445674 Wendi-chan is either coming back in a daze or with bigger snuggle lumps beneath her coat.

Anonymous Tue Apr 14 13:20:02 2020 No.23445740

>>23445068
Corruption is great. There's so many different ways for it to happen.

>>23445174
>Wicked human princess loves to find creative ways to rape and debase you
>Sorceresses just wanted to have a man as her magical servant as she never even touched one before.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 13:20:04 2020 No.23445742 >>23445674 >plops through a mirror into Wonderland >wanders around nervously awaing at all the strange sights >Comes across my Dear Wife >"Why, hello there little white woman! What wrings you to Wonderland?" >Wendi-chan trembles at all the MEAT Cute!

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 13:20:29 2020 No.23445748 >>23445548 the jacket is primarily used as in impromptu blanket when having victory sex with a human captive or given to the man to protect his modesty post victory sex.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 13:22:12 2020 No.23445762 File: 1.24 MB, 4000x3000, 0QIp40I.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>23445259 real shame is that not all the profiles for the new girls are translated

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 13:24:12 2020 No.23445793 >>23445762 I'm pretty sure the profiles themselves are. >http://monstergirlsredux.com/viewtopic.php?f=41&t=1840

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 13:26:16 2020 No.23445820 >>23445143 >a deer how dare you make me laugh you magnificent bastard

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 13:26:23 2020 No.23445823 >>23445068 Do human women who got bitten by Vamp Mosquitoes turn into more of them?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 13:27:14 2020 No.23445834 >>23445793 Huh, that was more then last time

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 13:27:32 2020 No.23445838 File: 95 KB, 837x609, 10 ten.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>23445820

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 13:27:33 2020 No.23445839 >>23445589 I mean the interior. No popping that cherry, but anything exposed is fair game.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 13:30:24 2020 No.23445876 >>23445143 Hmm...I wonder if you are referring to me. I wonder if you know there is more than one of us with that girl as a waifu.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 13:32:00 2020 No.23445892 >>23445876 Wonder wonder, what wonder we wreak!

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 13:37:15 2020 No.23445959 >>23445068 Which one of the two would cuck their partner more royally? Asking for a friend.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 13:45:21 2020 No.23446081 File: 1.17 MB, 4000x3000, 83lgXHC.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] worth noting is that the cowgirl holst is still single

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 13:47:02 2020 No.23446111 >>23439613 Thanks for the childhood nostalgia

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 13:50:02 2020 No.23446158 >>23446081 >Her shots explode into a mist of her milk coating targets in the vicinity and making them more susceptible to follow-up corruption attacks

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 13:50:08 2020 No.23446160 >>23446081 That's cool. Can she squeeze back into her old clothes? I really preferred that aesthetic.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 13:50:24 2020 No.23446166 >>23437776 Would watch/read a ton. Sounds a lot like 'mage and demon queen' from web toon

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 13:53:02 2020 No.23446196 what kind of features would be featured in MGE: The Video Game(tm)

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 13:53:05 2020 No.23446198 >>23437776 I mean, changing her evil ways and becoming my butler would get her way more personal time, though.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 13:53:40 2020 No.23446204 >>23445537 What kind of locking mechanism do you think this is? I'd imagine it's some kind of wheel-lock.

Anonymous Tue Apr 14 13:56:36 2020 No.23446237

>>23446204
He specifically says that they are magitech guns reverse engineered from the civilization the made the Automatons.
>Q. サルバリシオンで銃は遺跡から発掘して、それからグレムリンが制作した旨が書かれてますが、大砲については既に教団の技術で開発されたものなんですか？
>In World Guide Side 2 it is mentioned that guns were excavated from ancient ruins so that Gremlins started the production of it, but what about cannons? Did the Order already invent one by its own technology?
>A. 大砲は教団の技術で開発されたものですね。教団の持ってる大砲は中世的な普通の大砲で、遺跡産の銃の方が我々の世界の現代兵器に近い構造みたいですねー。
>Cannons were already invented by the Order. The cannons they have are typical medieval cannons, while guns excavated from the ruins are close to modern weaponries.
>近い構造といっても、魔力で動いてるので全然違う構造ですが！
>Of course, I said 'close' but it's not really close since they run on magic and whole different mechanism! (KC)

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 13:59:25 2020 No.23446289 >>23446081 >shoots with the right hand >holster in the left she doesn't know shit about guns. that's why she's still single

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 14:01:11 2020 No.23446319 >>23446237 >monsters have the best funs as well how can human women even compete?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 14:02:02 2020 No.23446334 >>23442912 Do you think we she phases out you can see her cum filled holes?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 14:04:06 2020 No.23446364 >>23446081 I prefer the clothing and pose of the left. The right has potential but the goofy face and overly designed demon realm clothing ruin it a little.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 14:05:01 2020 No.23446377 >>23444932 Damn ghosts! Quit fucking with the mannequins!

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 14:06:05 2020 No.23446390 >>23445682 Eh maybe? I was talking about Dark Mages

Anonymous Tue Apr 14 14:06:05 2020 No.23446391

>>23445740
>wicked teen human princess
>incubus stands before her naked and handcuffed.
>She is whipping his massive cock with a riding crop and kicking it for her perverted amusement
>Suddenly he orgasms from all the abuse
>The massive load covers her face and half her body
>She instantly starts monsterizing into a lesser succubus
Now the reckoning has come, for he is far from satisfied

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 14:11:48 2020 No.23446457 >>23445143 Got the link anon?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 14:12:38 2020 No.23446463 >>23446457 https://tiermaker.com/categories/waifus/monster-girl-encyclopedia-species--120459 Rank away!

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 14:16:58 2020 No.23446512 >>23446463 Thanks.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 14:19:13 2020 No.23446541 >>23441588 This is really good, loving it so far. Thanks for sharing.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 14:25:54 2020 No.23446609 Corruption sounds really overrated. What if the woman values her legs, dexterity, skeleton, or size? Turning into lamia sounds like a pain in the ass even if cold blood issues were not present.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 14:27:20 2020 No.23446623 >>23445522 Jews

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 14:29:24 2020 No.23446642 >>23446609 >Turning into lamia sounds like a pain in the ass even if cold blood issues were not present. Then she won't turn into a lamia I guess. MGE is all about F A T E

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 14:29:42 2020 No.23446647 File: 1.60 MB, 4000x3000, PJmmxP1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] i wanna know the deal with this cursed sword

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 14:30:32 2020 No.23446656 >>23446609 yeah, that's why female-on-male corruption is underrated

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 14:33:08 2020 No.23446680 >>23446609 what if the woman DOESN'T value such things? what ith the corruption boosts those things in particular? We will never know?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 14:34:42 2020 No.23446694 >>23446609 I had a story idea of a wheel chair bound girl became a wurm

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 14:44:38 2020 No.23446794 >>23446656 What do you mean? >>23446694 I don't think anyone wants to become a dimwit, anon.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 14:46:04 2020 No.23446814 >>23446794 I dont really care for that "wurms are domb" thing i just want a poor girl to turn into a sexy dragon that doesnt have legs

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 14:48:10 2020 No.23446839 >>23446814 The Wurms being actual retards thing is just threadcanon. They're meant to be average to slightly below average intelligence, not shortbus material.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 14:50:03 2020 No.23446855 >>23446839 I always read it as "they can be smart, but they just do not care for any of it"

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 14:51:47 2020 No.23446877 >>23446839 Flanderization

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 14:51:50 2020 No.23446878 >>23446694 Sounds cute. I bet she would start traveling a lot

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 14:53:02 2020 No.23446888 >>23446855 Yeah. Simple is more about being single minded and more interested in pleasure and fun than books or learning.

Anonymous Tue Apr 14 14:53:12 2020 No.23446892

>>23446839
They're meant to be simple.
Traditionally, they spend their time burrowing underground. As such, they know little of the surface world, it's technology and customs.

They aren't dumb. Dragonia even has a pair of Wurm sisters that renowned business women, owners and proprietresses of a number of bars, hotels, and resorts...or something like that.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 14:54:32 2020 No.23446907 >>23446892 >number of bars, hotels, and resorts...or something like that. are they underground?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 14:58:56 2020 No.23446955 Now I am imagining a thriving dwarven mountain kingdom where both dwarfs and wurms live together. What's some other mamono species that would fit in? Maybe some lava/earth elemental stuff?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 15:01:04 2020 No.23446985 >>23446955 some insects like giant ands and the occasional spider gnome and dorome Lava golem depending on the area

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 15:02:29 2020 No.23447004 >>23446955 Regular waves of goblin "migrants" that bring goblinite, a strange alloy of iron and copper. Seasonal caravans of elves and succubi in the spring and summer respectively. Carp mermaids in the surrounding rivers, swamps and moats.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 15:03:43 2020 No.23447018 >>23447004 >succubi You would basically find them everywhere. They are great like that. Desert succs and Zipangu succs ect

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 15:07:28 2020 No.23447055 >>23447018 even under there?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 15:10:09 2020 No.23447086 >>23445839 Ah yeah I could see that.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 15:12:52 2020 No.23447114 >>23447055 Yes.

Anonymous Tue Apr 14 15:12:54 2020 No.23447115

>>23446647
Willamarias dad picked her up out of the slums and she grew up to be an enforcer, in particular removing anything that can be labelled "mistaken love"

turns out druella gave her a sword that instead of killing her targets warped them to the demon, bolstering the numbers of druella's finvading force

with that reveal, druella hands her a curse sword.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 15:19:46 2020 No.23447199 File: 66 KB, 435x495, unknown.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 15:21:08 2020 No.23447213 >>23447199 I'd sleep with her

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 15:25:21 2020 No.23447255 >>23446647 >It's another "The human version is hotter/more attractive" Not that KC's monster designs are bad, but his human designs are so much better And I relish that irony

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 15:29:45 2020 No.23447309 >>23447255 >irony https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a2krXq8fw90

Anonymous Tue Apr 14 15:32:34 2020 No.23447336
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>>23447255
I tend to agree for most corruption pictures, when KC has to draw a strong contrast between pre- and post-corruption and for some inconceivable reason does a hot as fuck design for pre-corruption.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 15:33:04 2020 No.23447342 >>23447199 no sleep, i'm playing xcom.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 15:34:08 2020 No.23447355 >>23447255 That's not KC's art.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 15:35:29 2020 No.23447371 >>23447255 >it's another "I'll say any human is hotter" episode Not even KC's art which is the funny part.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 15:40:02 2020 No.23447427 >>23447309 That's not even close to the definition of irony. >a state of affairs or an event that seems deliberately contrary to what one expects and is often amusing as a result.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 15:44:08 2020 No.23447474 File: 285 KB, 377x483, Crying won't stop anything.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>23447342 >mfw seeing that new Xcom I think they said it was 20 clams so I guess that's okay...ish.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 15:49:54 2020 No.23447551 >>23447474 I have not played video games in 8 years

Anonymous Tue Apr 14 15:51:26 2020 No.23447564

>>23445068
Is it just me, or does anyone else like seeing corrupted, lewd girls tossed into non-lewd situations
Their embarrassment, self-consciousness, the stark contrast between who they are/ what they've become vs the situation they are entirely inappropriate/ inadequately prepared for is very interesting to me

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 15:58:39 2020 No.23447656 File: 114 KB, 786x1199, 80800786_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] The time has come, and so have I

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 15:58:51 2020 No.23447660 >>23447474 it's a spinoff and it sucks, big whoop. don't waste your time with it, instead try X-Piratez, it's got snek girls in it too

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 16:00:08 2020 No.23447677 >>23447656 Cursed fusion

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 16:00:31 2020 No.23447683 >>23447656 Icky.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 16:01:45 2020 No.23447705 >>23447656 that's not where boobs go

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 16:02:45 2020 No.23447717 >>23447656 Does it still count as horse pussy or is hound pussy more accurate?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 16:03:18 2020 No.23447727 >>23447717 Hound pussy in the front. Horse pussy in the back

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 16:38:59 2020 No.23448107 >>23446081 I shall win her heart by standing outside her window and singing a rousing rendition of Marty Robbins Big Iron and show her my Smith and Wesson model 10

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 16:47:59 2020 No.23448213 File: 391 KB, 1200x1200, it's not.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>23447656 I'll laugh last cause you came to die

Anonymous Tue Apr 14 16:51:56 2020 No.23448261
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>>23447474
On sale for 10 till the end of the month, gives us 6 days to make sure it is worth the cash. Personally I just wish we could have a playable Ethereal.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 16:55:59 2020 No.23448300 File: 98 KB, 720x1200, Banshee6.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>23448213 >More like I died to cum Ufufufu

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 17:04:34 2020 No.23448391 File: 227 KB, 1342x2048, 1586898274157.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>23429641 Has science gone too far?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 17:05:09 2020 No.23448404 >>23448391 see >>23447656

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 17:07:14 2020 No.23448438 File: 561 KB, 1000x1000, Sandworm1.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>23448213 I wonder what sandworm loli's Sabbath shirt would be, or would she not get once since she can't wear clothes? Or maybe it's written on her shell?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 17:09:50 2020 No.23448469 How do I alert the zombie horde?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 17:13:20 2020 No.23448508 >>23448469 Run outside your house naked, raging boner in hand, screaming to the world about the babies you want to make

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 17:13:35 2020 No.23448512 >>23448438 "Good taste in men" >>23448469 If L4D taught me anything, loud noises attract zombies.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 17:13:39 2020 No.23448514 >>23448469 set off car alarm, throw bile bomb, get boomered on, or activate a major set piece

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 17:13:59 2020 No.23448516 >>23448469 Sneak up behind the most molestible zombie and go to town on her, the others will hear her moaning and drag you down but at least you will have broken one of the little sluts

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 17:14:02 2020 No.23448517 >>23448514 wat

Anonymous Tue Apr 14 17:15:49 2020 No.23448536

>>23448469
Zombies seem very attracted to cars breaking down. So drive a loud junker of a car until it breaks down, then after a few minutes of arguing with the passenger or kicking the car in disgust, they'll descend on your position like there's no tomorrow.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 17:18:43 2020 No.23448568 >>23448469 >"Wow, it's really nice being alive and warm!" This usually attracts anywhere from 5-13 zombies in your average undead kingdom.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 17:21:27 2020 No.23448598 >>23448568 Taunting the the dead like that will get you thrown into the zombie mausoleum in most undead cities, be careful.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 17:22:21 2020 No.23448613 Tall monster girls! Tall, girly monster girls who like frilly dresses and cute things!

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 17:25:22 2020 No.23448650 File: 234 KB, 900x1652, 1567178294104.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>23448613

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 17:25:47 2020 No.23448653 File: 1.07 MB, 1115x1600, 1586827225698.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>23448613 >Tall monster girls!

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 17:27:46 2020 No.23448673 File: 147 KB, 658x850, __enterprise_azur_lane_drawn_by_nikujaga_ashu__8e3db2e7d13551a3782119652970806e.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>23448404 Mine's bigger

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 17:28:28 2020 No.23448681 >>23448568 What happens if I say "alive and wurm?" Will it attract dragon zombies?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 17:30:14 2020 No.23448701 >>23448613 So Hachishakusama?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 17:30:22 2020 No.23448704 >>23448650 Man that's cute. Stronk monster girls acting shy and girly gets me diamonds.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 17:31:33 2020 No.23448714 >>23448512 >"Good taste in men" i'm using that

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 17:37:21 2020 No.23448774 File: 464 KB, 1200x1200, what kind of contents.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] you guys like Jinn of the Jar?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 17:37:30 2020 No.23448776 File: 529 KB, 1063x1500, 1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>23448673 how big is too big?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 17:38:23 2020 No.23448782 >>23448650 i like forced feminization of strong and fightan monster

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 17:39:57 2020 No.23448802 >>23448774 Sorry, I don't do pot.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 17:40:58 2020 No.23448813 >>23448774 They're cuter than they're given credit for. Even with the pot niche putting one or two people off they're still essentially cute loli elves with dark skin. Would smash.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 17:41:29 2020 No.23448822 >>23448776 God damn classic bless meth, though not a huge fan of fat elf

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 17:42:11 2020 No.23448834 >>23448774 I don't dislike them, but I rarely remember they're a thing.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 17:42:14 2020 No.23448836 >>23448813 I hear ya, Link

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 17:42:23 2020 No.23448837 >>23448813 >Spoiler Be gone, Link

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 17:42:51 2020 No.23448841 >>23448776 Seems okay for now. The worst thing is big tits with a bad personality.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 17:45:25 2020 No.23448865 >>23448841 >big tits with a bad personality. example?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 17:46:34 2020 No.23448878 >>23448836 >>23448837 I'm going to sword spin her and no one can stop me. And by that I mean pick her up and fuck her as she clings onto me, slowly rotating to show off to onlookers.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 17:47:32 2020 No.23448891 >>23448701 Po.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 17:48:20 2020 No.23448896 >>23440829 Sounds comfy. I'm sure I could get over the accent for that.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 17:48:52 2020 No.23448906 >>23448865 Sikibus, almost anything by Doskoinpo,

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 17:53:19 2020 No.23448941 >>23448653 >Furry Get the fuck outta here

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 17:57:50 2020 No.23448977 >>23448776 Too big is when you're not able to love every inch of her

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 17:57:51 2020 No.23448976 File: 710 KB, 989x1345, __chiyo_ane_naru_mono_drawn_by_pochi_pochi_goya__d74092114453a4b61e9fde1f01f02899.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Friendly reminder to love your onee-chan.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 17:58:46 2020 No.23448981 >>23448976 >shub niggurath nee will never grant you eyes

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 17:59:26 2020 No.23448985 >>23448976 I have no onee-chan.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 17:59:36 2020 No.23448987 >>23445143 I'm touched my hatted friend!

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 17:59:37 2020 No.23448988 File: 69 KB, 474x692, 0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] What kind of books would you read in a post-portal world? Phantom fantasy novels? Demon realm cookbooks? Wurm-approved picture books?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 17:59:44 2020 No.23448989 File: 594 KB, 2550x3842, EUnRjjHUMAAGMqr.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] What payment do undead take hospitals

Anonymous Tue Apr 14 18:00:38 2020 No.23448996
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>>23448985
Big sisters should be like lawyers; you're provided one if you don't have one. Only, you know, better than a public defender.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 18:01:27 2020 No.23449001 >>23448989 Doesn't that seem counterproductive?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 18:02:00 2020 No.23449004 File: 1.21 MB, 1508x2048, cute beach wife.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>23445385 Don't worry my dude, as long as you keep having excellent taste it dosen't matter what you do!

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 18:02:38 2020 No.23449009 How do you teach a Cheshire to get better at teleportation she keeps popping in forgetting her clothes and then just stealing mine when I ask her to cover hereself

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 18:02:57 2020 No.23449010 >>23448996 I wish Chiyo was my onee-chan!

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 18:05:48 2020 No.23449036 >>23449010 imagine Chiyo nee dragging you screaming into the depth of the cosmos!

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 18:06:10 2020 No.23449041 >>23449009 I bet it's just an excuse to wear your clothes.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 18:07:34 2020 No.23449055 >>23448988 i'd read and compare pre-portal classics to their post-portal reimaginings

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 18:07:59 2020 No.23449059 >>23448985 and why should you?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 18:08:50 2020 No.23449067 >>23448976 if i do that, i'l end up marrying her and i'll raise an incest family!

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 18:15:57 2020 No.23449137 >>23448988 >Picking Up Chicks: The Ultimate Guide to Harpies >Harem Building for Dummies

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 18:18:30 2020 No.23449169 File: 178 KB, 863x1200, Obsessive.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>23448976 God, I love Chiyo

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 18:20:21 2020 No.23449183 File: 285 KB, 564x781, 1547939478621.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] ALL HAIL THE PHARAOH!

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 18:22:41 2020 No.23449210 File: 724 KB, 1280x1835, Best Goat.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>23448976 Ara ara

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 18:26:59 2020 No.23449260 >>23443844 Fake news!

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 18:28:44 2020 No.23449275 >>23448988 cookbooks sounds fun

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 18:31:31 2020 No.23449298 >>23448988 lolicon femdom m:rape doujins

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 18:33:07 2020 No.23449317 >>23448988 Anything about chaos monsters, the demons of chaos, and the abyss.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 18:34:39 2020 No.23449335 >>23449298 Absolutely based and cunnypilled

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 18:35:05 2020 No.23449343 >>23448988 >Demon realm cookbooks Any Monster cookbooks, I'd like to learn their recipes. Also any travel books about different parts of their realm, might pick a nice place for a vacation.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 18:47:42 2020 No.23449464 File: 112 KB, 729x1096, 1547739618643.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Kunoichi are cute girls who like cute girl things!

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 18:48:25 2020 No.23449470 >>23449464 >Kunoichi are Made for anal

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 18:52:08 2020 No.23449502 >>23449335 a responsible healthy loli is a loli maintaining her position of power over her man. that's why i dream of KC or Will drawing a hellhound loli

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 18:52:49 2020 No.23449509 File: 356 KB, 1200x1400, 145983465456.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>23449470

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 18:53:09 2020 No.23449511 What's more embarrassing a young vampire acting older or an old vampire acting younger

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 18:56:16 2020 No.23449548 >>23449511 The latter has more potential for embarrassment, but also for cuteness.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 19:03:09 2020 No.23449614 >>23449464 what do i need to do to make a village of kunoichi take me as their communal cum hose?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 19:03:17 2020 No.23449617 >>23449511 Young vampires are for embarrassing anal sex when they fail to entrance their target

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 19:03:36 2020 No.23449621 File: 192 KB, 980x1410, bokunchi_www.hentairules.net_031_uncensored.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >Kunoichi

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 19:05:15 2020 No.23449636 >>23449614 >Cum hose Get captured and have good taste, quantity, stamina, and reactions See, if you said "master" or "lord," I would have said forceful sex and anal on the strongest girl there.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 19:07:28 2020 No.23449657 >>23449621 women covering their lower face is my fetish for some reason.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 19:15:43 2020 No.23449734 >>23449502 A healthy loli enjoys being tenderly dominated.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 19:17:02 2020 No.23449746 File: 221 KB, 638x480, 1579573112334.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>23449734 do they? do they really?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 19:22:06 2020 No.23449794 >>23449734 but not all healthy lolis, anon. some just enjoy dominating their onii-chan

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 19:23:34 2020 No.23449806 >>23449636 i know i'm not strong enough to overpower even the weakest kunoichi from the weakest clan, so my plan is working up the ranks slowly but surely.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 19:24:33 2020 No.23449812 File: 1.87 MB, 1200x1600, 1586343611164.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] How do I stop harpies from ruining my skycastle builds?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 19:24:59 2020 No.23449819 File: 892 KB, 4096x4096, 1583710142853.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>23449734 A healthy husband enjoys being tenderly dominated.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 19:27:23 2020 No.23449844 File: 3.30 MB, 3711x2043, WingBurrito.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>23449812 Surrender to their love and your lands will be spared from their wrath! Also build more perches, and a bath for them.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 19:33:00 2020 No.23449894 >>23449511 The young one keeps talking about the past completely wrong and the old one is getting so mad that she can't correct the young one without looking old

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 19:33:44 2020 No.23449903 So there's Wintertown and Frostbite for the snowy areas, but what are towns like in the volcanic areas?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 19:33:54 2020 No.23449905 >>23449812 Those anti-perching spikes tend to help

Anonymous Tue Apr 14 19:34:30 2020 No.23449913

>>23449844
>wake up one morning at look out your window and see a huge birdbath that wasn't there yesterday
>a bunch of harpies are bathing in it completely nude
>they notice you and make sure you get a good look at every part of their bodies as they bathe
>this becomes a morning routine for them

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 19:35:27 2020 No.23449922 >>23449903 Iceland is a volcanic area.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 19:37:34 2020 No.23449936 >>23449812 Have you using your Last Prism on them

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 19:37:45 2020 No.23449937 >>23449913 >next week they build a dustbath right next to it >they still think they can look sexy while they roll around in the powder

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 19:37:56 2020 No.23449939 >>23449903 >wintertown sounds like a really comfy place to live >can't stand the cold I don't think having a high temperature wife would even help.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 19:38:28 2020 No.23449944 >>23449903 there is a volcanically heated lakes in Ethiopia that has been confirmed to be only place on earth that is naturally 100% sterile.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 19:38:32 2020 No.23449946 File: 548 KB, 800x600, 77872335_p0.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>23449913 >Anon woke up!

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 19:39:15 2020 No.23449953 >>23449621 >she bit his dick accidently

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 19:41:23 2020 No.23449966 >>23449937 >"Look, Anon~ We're getting all dirty. We wish we could get really 'dirty' with you~ Ufufu." Damn birds, waking me up early on weekends and giving me boners.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 19:44:59 2020 No.23449994 >>23449819 Nah, a healthy husband doms his loli wife and keeps lovingly domming her when she's all grown up too.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 19:48:01 2020 No.23450008 >>23449966 Fuck one to show dominance, that will get the rest in line.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 19:48:53 2020 No.23450012 >>23450008 Yeah, but you have to choose the biggest harpy for that strategy.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 19:50:19 2020 No.23450023 >>23450008 If by "in line" you mean "asses lined up in front of you, begging for a fucking"

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 19:51:59 2020 No.23450036 >>23449183 That's a cosplaying mummy!

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 19:52:58 2020 No.23450045 >>23450023 gotta set the pecking order straight

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 19:53:42 2020 No.23450050 >>23450008 >>23450023 My experience is that birds are very jealous and will try to push others out of the way to get at it.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 19:57:53 2020 No.23450082 >>23441588 I'm interested.

Anonymous Tue Apr 14 19:58:50 2020 No.23450091
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I have a thing for birds—technically I have a thing for all MGs—and considering they tend to be rather simple and relatively easy to manage, I wonder if my waifu would recruit some harpies to aid as scouts and support now and again.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 20:00:21 2020 No.23450102 >>23441588 >Obligatory, butthurt PLOT PLOT PLOT criticism JK, good work. Seems like an interesting start.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 20:04:15 2020 No.23450128 >>23441588 That spanking was hilarious

Anonymous Tue Apr 14 20:04:23 2020 No.23450130
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>Livin' in Winterstown
>Coldest night of the year
>Yetis are going door to door making sure everyone is warm and comfy
>Those anons that they deign are not comfy enough, aka not married, are forcibly cuddled
>Get to my home and knock on my door
>I let them in
>Show them around my home as they all take notes obviously just drawing doodles of me getting hugged and laughing to each other
>They continuously tell me my home is not comfy enough but I manage to stop them before they tackle-cuddle me onto the floor
>Show them my bedroom
>Soft warm glow of dimmed lights
>A giant king sized bed with memory foam, multiple pillows, sheets and blankets fresh from the dryer to make it extra warm
>A tv playing romantic movies
>A gallon of hot chocolate made with half and half instead of milk or water with plenty of marshmallow bags and extra large mugs
>Multiple space heaters around my room making sure there's no room of an ounce of cold
>They stare in awe as I jump into my bed wrapping myself in multiple blankets like a green worm in a cocoon and grab a cup of hot chocolate while I turn up the movie
>Ushi-oni bully confesses her love for bully anon and wants to become the ultimate power couple of the school making tanukis, hakus and other nerds cower in fear
>He says yes
>Yetis quickly close the door behind them and claim I'm still not comfy enough and need a proper girl to cuddle with
>In fact I need multiple proper girls to cuddle
>Get cuddled to ultimate warmth

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 20:08:19 2020 No.23450163 Muscle fags are trannies. Real men nibble on pudgy tummys.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 20:08:22 2020 No.23450164 >>23450091 >little boy pointing at the sky:"is it a bird?"

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 20:08:44 2020 No.23450168 File: 121 KB, 666x568, 1447208489742.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>23450130 Devious.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 20:09:18 2020 No.23450171 I love Pharaohs, but I feel like we would be too busy ruling over the kingdom to be a proper couple. Would they be okay with just living a quiet, rural life?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 20:10:48 2020 No.23450176 >>23450130 Its never enough for these smugaddicts!

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 20:14:35 2020 No.23450199 File: 496 KB, 509x954, 1476085333580.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>23450163 I'll agree with you about the pudge. Gonna embarrass chub monsters by pinching their tummies.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 20:18:06 2020 No.23450223 >>23450171 Rural life is fine, but she would still want to run for mayor, or at least be able to be the boss of some mummy farmhands.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 20:19:28 2020 No.23450229 File: 94 KB, 434x548, Mummy.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>23450171 Just go get a mummy, and eventually wight her into a pharaoh

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 20:19:42 2020 No.23450231 >>23450223 >not wanting to run an Egyptian-themed hacienda with your Pharaoh waifu

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 20:22:54 2020 No.23450250 File: 187 KB, 683x477, 654646.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>23450199

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 20:23:23 2020 No.23450255 What monster is the best for helping test the limits of semen storage capacity of a monster womb?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 20:24:07 2020 No.23450264 File: 147 KB, 1200x1100, EUrWs5qUcAApUTR.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>23450163 The quadrality of man

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 20:25:31 2020 No.23450271 >>23450255 drow

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 20:26:45 2020 No.23450280 >>23450163 Both are fine as long as they aren't obese or look like they abuse steroids.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 20:27:12 2020 No.23450286 >>23450229 I don't think mummies can become pharaohs. Pharaohs have royal blood and are blessed with divine powers, something that can't be obtained from sex alone.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 20:28:17 2020 No.23450302 >>23450280 or both

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 20:28:22 2020 No.23450304 >>23450286 You're right, but it's fun to make believe

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 20:29:15 2020 No.23450309 >>23450231 >>23450231 I would be okay with that. Certainly a lot less taxing than ruling over an empire with thousands of subjects.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 20:29:19 2020 No.23450311 >>23450286 then just inject royal blood in her

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 20:31:49 2020 No.23450331 >>23450271 Do drow tend to have very resilient wombs?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 20:32:53 2020 No.23450337 >>23450286 Obtaining blessings from gods is something you can figure out as you go. As for the royal blood, dynasties have to start somewhere.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 20:33:28 2020 No.23450338 >>23450255 Dorf

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 20:33:30 2020 No.23450339 >>23450264 A is the best.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 20:34:50 2020 No.23450347 >>23450338 I don't know. They seem kinda small. Doesn't look like they'd be able to hold a lot of semen.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 20:36:24 2020 No.23450356 >>23450264 C shouldn't even be considered a person

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 20:36:38 2020 No.23450358 >>23450264 A > C = > D > B

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 20:38:48 2020 No.23450370 File: 473 KB, 968x1200, 56370759_p1_master1200.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Get grape'd you little slut

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 20:39:53 2020 No.23450377 File: 634 KB, 1143x1417, 84c95598b1a2700c7786395ae1e35ca3.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>23450370 My bad, posted low res version

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 20:40:55 2020 No.23450383 >>23450286 >something that can't be obtained from sex alone. Not with that attitude

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 20:41:06 2020 No.23450384 >>23450347 Female dorfs are bred for sex though. I believe they are a freed slave race in lore.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 20:41:41 2020 No.23450391 >>23450356 C is fine, but the difference between A and D are barely noticeable. Might as well be rolled into one.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 20:42:07 2020 No.23450395 >>23450264 A = B = D > shit > a biggr shit > bestiality > C

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 20:42:47 2020 No.23450405 >>23450391 No I mean that fatfags aren't human

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 20:42:48 2020 No.23450406 >>23450391 A is toned, D is the average

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 20:43:07 2020 No.23450408 >>23450384 Sarasa and her massive HANDLE BARS

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 20:44:31 2020 No.23450418 >>23450377 Do graped pharaohs get addicted to grapes?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 20:45:03 2020 No.23450419 >>23450384 But can their wombs hold large quantities of baby-batter? That is the question.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 20:46:41 2020 No.23450436 >>23450418 >date grape

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 20:52:34 2020 No.23450493 >>23450164 >It's a bird >It's a plane >No, it's RAPE!

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 20:52:35 2020 No.23450494 >>23450171 Hire a few anubis advisors to do all the work for you while you relax with your wife in your oasis dacha

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 20:55:08 2020 No.23450513 >>23450264 Strongfat is the only acceptable fat

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 20:56:32 2020 No.23450524 >>23450264 Based B

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 21:04:29 2020 No.23450593 >>23450264 B(est)

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 21:08:34 2020 No.23450630 >>23450377 I want apophis to tell me about her day while we eat crappy chinese food.

Anonymous Tue Apr 14 21:18:50 2020 No.23450710
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>>23450271
>Drow mistress wants to test how much seed each of her monster slaves can hold
>Brings in Anon her new human slave from the surface
>Clearly still has fight in him and hasn't been broken yet, perhaps this will be a good ice breaker for him into Drow slavery
>Guards quickly throw Anon into arena along with a Drider
>Drow invited her friends to share in this experiment with her
>They sit in the bleachers while slaves cater to their whims and occasionally tossing jeers at Anon
>Doesn't take long for Drider to put Anon into rather precarious situation with her fangs firmly embedded into her shoulder and his cock equally embedded into her pussy
>Cums enough times to cause the Drider to have a paunch, before they can begin their cuddle session the guards drag out the Drider in ropes and bring in the Ushi-Oni
>Anon still under the effects of Drider venom is still harder than a Golem's fist
>She pins him amazon style and milks him just as hard as the Drider
>Drow nobles laugh as Anon is driven to orgasm after orgasm calling him a proud father and telling him they've got some slaves who need to be bred
>As the Ushi-Oni releases Anon to cuddle him as many more guards come and grab her by the horns and lead her away
>Finally they toss in a demure Kikimora servant and tell her to rape him or else
>She timidly takes off her clothes stopping every so often as the nobles insult her for anything, from her low birth to being worse than a Shoggoth
>She manages to finally undress and works up the courage to step over Anon
>It takes a Drow noble tossing her drink at the maid's head to make her fall down onto Anon
>Pleasure shoots through her body like a thunderbolt and loses any inhibitions she had
>Rides him hard enough that when he tries to drive up into her and grabs her hips she tears his hands from her hips and pins him down
>He cums enough times to cause his brain to fry and passes out
>Wakes up later in caged room with Drider, Ushi-Oni and Kikimora cuddling him, meanwhile Drow is selling recordings of the session and plans to sell tickets next time

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 21:19:54 2020 No.23450719 >>23450331 im pretty sure he is referencing that one tg thread

Anonymous Tue Apr 14 21:20:53 2020 No.23450728

>>23450264
C>D=A>>>>>>>>Robert Fischer's asshole>/b/>>>>>>>>>>>>>>B>>>>The rise of Skywalker>=Furries>>>>>>>people that crush spiders unironically>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Open homosexuals>>>>>>>>>>>islamics>jews>>>disney remakes>>>blowjobs from OP>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>being forced to eat satan's spicy spicy butt butter>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>people that make tierlists>irony>>people that scream at you for not using their pronouns>>muscle fags=closeted homosexuals>>rin fags.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 21:22:06 2020 No.23450740 >>23450728 Of course a /pol/tard has an autistic fit over muscles. fuck off you flabby retard

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 21:23:46 2020 No.23450755 So can (full) elves be monsterized into a different species the same way half elves can or is that just a human thing?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 21:23:52 2020 No.23450756 >>23450728 >People that crush spider's unironically I'm sorry, but it crawled into my bed, I know I betrayed it as it killed some wasps for me

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 21:24:43 2020 No.23450766 >>23450513 I still don't know what the fuck strongfat even is. I've only heard it discussed and never seen an example of female strongfat that isn't pure fantasy nonsense

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 21:25:30 2020 No.23450773 >>23450740 Desu vult, faggot.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 21:27:00 2020 No.23450782 >>23450264 Anyone who says C is fatfag-tier needs to get their eyes checked. Rule of thumb: if the fat could be concealed with a slightly loose hoodie then it’s not fatfag-tier.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 21:27:01 2020 No.23450781 >>23450773 >Deus vult Stop larping.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 21:30:26 2020 No.23450809 File: 327 KB, 2585x2630, ESU5nLDU4AAV4gb.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>23450766 >that isn't pure fantasy nonsense I mean this whole thread is

Anonymous Tue Apr 14 21:31:17 2020 No.23450820
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>>23450766
Basically lots of muscle hidden under a tasteful layer of pudge. Muscular body, but without a lot of the muscle definition. Pic related is probably the best example I have since most artists don't really do it right.

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