Monster Girl Thread

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Desert nights can get pretty cold.

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Maids are olev

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>>23422887
I wish to breed that yeti!

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>>23422889
maids are olive

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Put on your Sunday best~!

[Anonymous No.]

Cute hard-working oppai lolis!

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>>23422881
So many opportunities to show your strength, such as lifting the couch your wife is resting on to vacuum under it.

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Breed the bunny!

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>>23422914
I want to be an imouto to a whole herd of marune sabbath lolis!

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>>23422914
Forbidden fruit right there.

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>>23422930
>imouto
Alp! I found the alp!

>>23422936
But they're practically begging you to eat it!

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>>23422930
>I want to be an imouto to a whole herd of marune sabbath lolis!
>imouto
ok alp

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>>23422930
>imouto
Oppai loli Alp sure is a rare combination!

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>>23422922
And if I refuse?

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>>23422922
Hares can get pregnant while pregnant.

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>>23422897
I want to breed this Hellhound.

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>>23422945
>>23422950
>>23422951
Nien! I am a big dumb. I mean Onii-chan!
Would be okay with having an Pai-loli alp a part of my herd though.

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>>23422970
You're going to need a bigger bed. And everything else really.

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>>23422921
Yes! How wonderful!
>Finish tea party for the day, exhausted and smiling as the guests leave leaning on each other to stay standing from the debauchery they survived
>Dear Hatter Wife states we can relax in a regular tea-bath once the yard is cleaned up before going to see the guests out to the front gate
>In the couple of minutes she spends seeing them off, clean off the table and have everything neat and put away with superhuman speed
>She comes back with a look of pleasant surprise on her face before tugging me along by the bowtie to the bathroom
>"Come along, speed demon! Let's go and wet those joints so you can be fast when you need to be and slow when I want you to be~"

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>>23419555
Angela swept the halls of the old school building with short relaxed strokes. Her tired eyes, wrapped in crows feet and weighed down by black bags, were glazed over as she recalled the days when she was a fresh graduate. In her hands was an old straw broom. Once standard issue upon enrolling, the broom's handle was smoothed down to a shine, and the haft was wrapped in worn bandages and woodglue. Sections of the broom were worn so thin that they'd gone pale from the years of practiced habits for posture and grip style. The palest of these spots was the very tip of the handle for it was there she would rest her hands and head while she dreamed. After thirteen years one could see the worn impressions of her fingers. In her eyes she saw a faceless man in a fine suit, his skin wreathed in shadow. Clinging to his leg she saw a small girl dressed in a well ironed uniform. Her face too was cloaked in smoke.

>Wel...h...th.....d....o...j....ch...de

The child's syrupy voice made barely a scratch on her ear drums. The man sounded like the cracks of burning coals.

>I....s....g..e.......

The longer she watched the scene the heavier her eyelids felt. She dug her talons into the wood and frowned as the ghostly figures began to walk away.

>Angela.

She snapped a gust of air from her nostrils and whipped her head to the left. Headmistress Gwendolyn was tall standing at 6 and a half feet. Her imposing form was exacerbated by a pair of crimson lances that skewered whoever had the misfortune to endure her gaze. In her hands was a riding crop she'd wound tight between her bony fingers. Crushing her wrinkled brow was a dark blue beret and in place of a maid's uniform were black fatigues tailored down to a stich. Angela didn't greet her, instead locking eyes with the towering woman while her head still rested atop the broom. Then she noticed the young man next to the headmistress. She jumped into action as she greeted the man.

>Hello sir, er, Good morning, ma'am! Is there something needed of me?

Angela burst into a fit, dusting off her uniform and standing ram rod straight to best present herself.

The headmistress gave her a wry smile.

>Yes, Angela, this here is Mr. Mous, he's in the market for a maid. Mr. Mous this is Angela, she's one of our senior graduates.

>Senior graduate?

>Yes, some of our students choose to stay at the academy to assist with the instruction of the others while they seek employment themselves.

>Ah, so you're a teacher?

>Of sorts, yes. I haven't actually served in the field long enough to be a full instructor.

>I see, well then. I'm sure you'd be able to better tell me about the students since you've worked with them.

Angela felt her eyes slink into the back of her skull. She turned her attention to the headmistress. Her smile was stapled in place. Angela was handled a folder of dossiers.

>I'm going to need you to gather up the students in this folder. Mr. Mous would like to interview them for prospective employment.

>Of course Ma'am.

She opened the folder and flipped through the papers. Inside were the profiles of seven girls. Two of them were kikis, the other five consisted of a hellhound, jinko, holstaur, lamia, and a rat. The man pointed to the holstaur and began to ask questions about her habits. Angela answered to the best of her ability, making sure to highlight each girl's strengths and dismissed their weaknesses. All of them were fresh graduates, barely into their first month of senior work. After answering all his questions, Angela set about gathering the students to be interviewed. She looked them over in quiet disgust. Their uniforms were a mess, poorly ironed, loose hairs and fuzz all over the place. Their fancy carbon fiber brooms were so poorly maintained that she became nauseous at the sight if them. Lint clogging up the bristles, filthy, unpolished handles that were scratched to hell by their claws thanks to poor technique. So after cleaning their brooms and scrubbing each of them with a lint roller until it started to peel off skin, she had them all lined up in the dojo for the interviews. The first portion consisted of a demonsatration of their capabilities in the form of a broom kata. First up was the jinko, Angela remembered her well having served as an examiner on the board for the final exams. With powerful strokes she recreated the same kata she'd performed for her final exam. It wasn't anything special, but there were clear signs of practice. She didn't mind it too much, but there was a great deal of room for improvement. The kikis were as she expected, they both chose an advanced kata and performed adequately, however their lack of experience showed in their execution. The rest performed with varying degrees of sloppiness and Angela surpressed her urge to correct them. Then came that damn hellhound.

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Bit, kissable, troll feet!

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>>23422881
I can scarcely imagine my waifu trying to hide her excitement once I become an incubus. Surely, our lovemaking will become more intense, along with our hobbies.

I hope she doesn't get too ahead of herself, and still gives me some time to relax. That will probably be the cause anyway, with her urging me to become an even more powerful incubus.

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>>23422995
Continue.

[Anonymous No.]

I just want a small-breasted dorky bird.

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>>23423008
Its quite an exciting prospect! Even the haughtiest of powerful mamano must reel in ecstatic pleasure from the feeling of their partner now being able to keep up and do things to them they couldn't even imagine before! She sounds like she'd delight in tasting your essence and feeling how much more powerful and potent you are from the previous day!

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>>23422889
I want to punish a kiki by Sending her for a weekend to an all expense paid trip to a spa with only the best I could afford for her. Mudbaths, warm rocks and massages, all the tea and only the best grooming money can buy. She deserves it.

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>>23423008
You can always outsource some of the things you do with your wife like I did, just sayin'.

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>>23422889
I want a swarm of Devil Bug maids!

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>>23423044
You cruel man.

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>>23422995
You can sense the dried ovaries from here. She is going to fuck him into the pavement.

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>>23422952
Not a choice!

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One of the hottest things I can imagine is an Alice whose cunny is so wet, she's visibly dripping through her panties and her unconscious lust is running down her legs, and she has absolutely no conscious idea that she's even feeling that way.

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>>23423115
This but with dormouse instead and she's sleeping instead

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>>23423115

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>>23423044
>YFW you get the bill caused by your kiki "cleaning" the mud baths
>HFW she comes back to find out you got her a Roomba as a bonus gift

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>>23423133
But I wouldn't bring nyself to do anything to her - she'd be so unbearably hot, so absolutely lewd, yet so pristine and innocent. She'd pretty much have to start presenting herself to me through a series of increasingly contrived "coincidences" orchestrated by her unconscious succubus instincts for me to take advantage of her. But then, I know I'd be addicted, and become her onii-chan for life.

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>>23422970
The ideal female body

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>>23423257
>Two eyes
What a shame

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>>23422897
She's a nocturnal monster, the desert days are too hot for her so you'll have to find her cooled bedroom and snuggle with her first

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>>23423312
Give me a monoeye with that Hellhound's musculature and I'll take her.

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>>23423006
gross and dirty and flowers smell terrible

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>>23422914
Cute librarian lolis looking for a comfy place to sit! on my face

[Anonymous No.]

/glassesadjust

[Anonymous No.]

>>23423133
>Finally a good fucking meal

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>>23423042
Oh, I'd imagine I'd be giving her more than just a taste. Considering the frenzy women seem to go into when they monsterize, I'd wager a guess the same happens to men when they finally incubize.

Waking up one morning, finding my essence production suddenly kicked into way above what I would have considered overdrive. She'll be in the kitchen, cooking some breakfast, but I'll insist on feeding her first this morning. That look of shock, realization, and finally, slovenly bliss as I take her from behind.

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>>23423371
>Still no hardcore Runya porn draws

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>>23423374
Never thought about how my waifu would deal with my glasses. She'd probably fix my eyesight immediately. Honestly, it would be convenient for both of us.

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>>23423388
probably would have to commission it at this point. Or just keep trying on some ideas, and seeing if an artist in the thread will like it enough to draw it for free.

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>>23423332

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>>23423421
KCs blacksmith races are underutilized here. I can understand some aversion to the dwarfs, due to borderline toddlercon

But ignoring the mighty cyclops is inexcusable. They are outright stated to make legendary weapons.

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>>23423440
There's no point in me having a legendary weapon unless it's a girl.

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Seriously, just take a minute to imagine dormice triplets cuddled up with you in bed. The sheer amount of comfy and cute would be overwhelming. Being their shared hubby would be the best life possible, spending all your time together

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I love liches!

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>>23423450
Cyclops on Cursed Sword action
>inb4 fuck off

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>>23423421
Yes, that's a cute cyclops.

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>>23423459
Draco demilich waifu.

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>>23423440
What if...Cyclops Dwarf blacksmith?

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>>23423459
>assistant
>these "spats" of yours will only get in the way

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>>23423465
Literally hot and heavy. Like Dwarf on Cursed knife action, except slightly more legal.

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>>23423506
That's a horse

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OP reminded me of the sad fact that this project will never be finished.

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>>23422922
i remember seeing similar scene in kancolle, anybody knows what im talking about?

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>>23423383
It can, though it's noted that typically men turn into incubi very slowly so they can adapt to the changes over time. This is why many incubi can't say when specifically they became an incubus.

Becoming an incubus too quickly can result in some issues until you eventually adapt. KC made a twitter post that detailed a lot of this and how it relates to "stats" in the MGE. May as well post the translation for anyone who hasn't seen it.

>Although many of you may already know this, this talk is about what it is like to turn into "Heroes" or "Incubi".

>These terms refer to condition where an ordinary human has their 'limits as a human' removed by receiving tons of mana for various reasons. Think of it like having your level caps removed in RPGs.

>Incubi and Heroes are the same thing in principle; their only difference is the nature of the mana received: whether it was from Gods or from MGs.

>Heroes and Incubi have a great amount of mana stored in them, so their basic physical stats are very high, (For example, you can get things like HP +1000, Def +500, ability to endure critical blows and stay at 1 HP etc, etc.)

>But they only had their level caps removed, meaning you don't get automatically strong in battles just because you have become a Hero or get to be good in sex just because you have become an Incubus.

>The apparent power of Heroes are actually from their trainings all paying off at once when blessed. This is because by removing the level cap, the stacked-up EXPs from their trainings made their level jump.

>This means if you did not go through any trainings beforehand, even if you get blessed, only your basic physical stats will go up and you will not get that strong. Think of it like those Lv.1 Heroes.
>Only by leveling up by going through trainings can you become strong to inhuman levels.

>So, in theory, anybody can become a Hero if you get blessed and receive mana from God. But since getting actually strong solely relies on your efforts to overcome human limits, there only exists a few Heroes.
>This in other words mean there can be ordinary people who are actually a Hero.

>On the other hand, you normally become an Incubus by having a repeated sex with MGs. This means your EXPs in sex will stack up and once your level caps are removed by becoming an Incubus your level of abilities related to sex will jump, for example like ability to give pleasure to MGs or receiving pleasures from MGs.

>How much you can cum or how long you can maintain erection does rely somewhat on your sex levels but they are mainly based on your basic physical stats. So if one were to become Incubus too fast, like for example by some potions or magics from Succubi, it is very likely that they will be befuddled by their state where they just can't stop cumming and their erections not going away, thus losing control and just giving into the pleasure.

>Also, since amount of cum relies on basic physical stats, it seems Heros can also cum a lot more than ordinary people, too. Though not on the level of Incubi.

>This sums up the part of battles and sex. But there are other areas as well where you can break limit by becoming a Hero or Incubus.

Will post the rest next.

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>>23423551
I think this joke's been done a few times.

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>>23423547
>this project will be finished
What was it supposed to be about?

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>>23423538
>"Yer lookin' a bit worse fer wear, Swordy. How about I help ya get yer edge back?"
>Lewd moans intensify
>"Oi, it's just a little backrub. You always this sensitive, or is the heat getting to you?"

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what would the dark web be like in MGE

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>>23423556
>Since the areas where its level caps were removed by Gods usually reflect the intention of the God that had blessed you to some degree, the Heroes blessed by the Chief Goddess nearly all have their abilites related to battle and magic unlocekd.

>On the other hand, if one were to become a "Hero" by the blessings of the God of Art, they can create masterpiece paintings or songs that are so magical people can be overwhelmed by emotions just by taking a glimpse of it. Or if one were to be blessed by the God of Knowledge, they can become scholars with inhuman capabilities like ability to process things inside their head with computer-like speed.

>These blessings from 'minor Gods' tend to be given out unknowingly and don't involve grandiose rituals usually seen when Chief Goddess gives her blessings so people often don't recognize Heroes who were born this way, even including the ones who have been blessed.

>In Incubi's cases, however, they usually have abilities related to sex break limit because of the way they were born, but since their creation doesn't carry any deity's intentions it is possible for them to be on superhuman level in any area they like, provided they put enough effort in it.

>An artist who was able to fully display their talent by becoming a Hero or an artist who did the same by becoming an Incubus. If they both put the similar efforts in, it would be impossible to tell who is a Hero or who is an Incubus, except checking for what kind of mana they possess or whether or not they have a MG for a waifu. Of course, it is always possible that one can be both Hero and Incubus as well.

>Also, among Heroes, the ones blessed by Eros have their abilities related to courting and their charisma unlocked, and the ones blessed by Fallen Gods have their sex abilities unlocked so it is very hard to tell the difference between them and an actual Incubus.

>Next are Incubi's lifespans. Their increase in lifespan has actually nothing to do with being an Incubus per se, just having a high level of mana making you live long.

>The reason why Incubi's lifespan become similar to that of their waifus' is because by having a lot of sex with them, their manas fuse and combine, becoming inflated and then proceeding to circulate around them. (By this,) Husband's everything becomes MG's while MG's everything also becomes their husband's.

>Heroes, while not as much as Incubi, also experience increase in lifespan because of their high mana level. This is reason why you can see sage-like old men live over 120 as if it's nothing.

<><><>

Of important note that I take from all this is that becoming an incubus is not a easy way to gain superhuman abilities in anything except sex, it just means that gaining those abilities becomes possible i.e. you'll have to put as much work in as anybody else who has had their level caps unlocked.

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>>23423551
>butter
Spare her o dark lord, she' going to get married!

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>>23423581
Black market sex drugs to make your ween a mile long!

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>>23423581
Lots of slime jellies of unknown origin and purity available for purchase.

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>>23423459
I want to come up with ever lewder experiments with my lich wife.
Also I want to tell her that I want to do a cuddling experiment. The experiment is how long she can cuddle with me before she tries to fuck me

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>>23423541
Anon how many images like that do you think even exist?

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>>23423465
Fuck off shog

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>>23423632
I don't trust this fox.
Even for a fox she seems untrustworthy.
But she also seems highly bulliable

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>>23423565
VN about a lumberjack Yeti who can't read very well, lumberjack anon teaches her and gets closer to her

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>>23423573
"Metallurgy in the Middle Ages" was an unexpected hit. Sadly, PBS never understood why and their series on the history of crafts under performed. Hot Cyclops x Cursed Sword x Sylph x Ignis x Undine Action. Only on PBS! The good news is that the episodes on metallurgy and wine-making paid for the entire series twice over. Unfortunately the network considered it a fluke, like their record breaking lamp-based telethon.

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>>23423619
As one man with a lich wife to another, be careful. It could lead to you having to do that experiment every night due to compromised results!

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>>23423581
hire assassins to rape a business rival and his business
illegal SUPER raging mushrooms
pictures of cunny
wonderland video leaks

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>>23423632
Cutie eye

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>>23423765
>pictures of cunny
In MGE that would be everywhere, brought to you by the sabbath. In MGE it would be pictures of human women.

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>>23423581
sites that alert chaos girls and /d/iamond wonderlanders to your presence

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>>23423791
>human girl porn on the dark web is like the CP of MGE world
>SFBI busts down door and arrests perpetrators with extreme prejudice
>As the Witches and Familiars drag them out all the other MGs record on their phones while yelling slurs before they're tossed into the paddy wagon

What kind of justice would the court dispense for such villainy?

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>>23423827
>chaos girls
Sign me up. I want to be blessed as a hero of demons of chaos.

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>>23423764
>It could lead to you having to do that experiment every night due to compromised results!

>Assistant, it's 9 pm, it's time for our cuddle experiment
>Yes dear

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>>23423791
>pictures of human women
Try telling Dark Mages apart from cosplaying women in pictures. Stuff that really gets moralfag monsters' panties in a bunch and cries for bans would be something like gyaku-ryona hentai.

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>>23422922
>>23423551
that two-panel scene is a meme unto itself at this point. I strongly suspect there's a booru tag for it, or if there isn't there SHOULD be

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>>23423668
He's saying it like it's a joke but that actually was the plan for Yaya. Hoping Hatch will repurpose Yaya's story into something else.

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>>23423880
Good moraflag monsters? Cuz I'm one myself.

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>>23423880
>Try telling Dark Mages apart from cosplaying women in pictures.
>Prince marrying a human princess, but it is actually an evil scheming dark mage

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>>23423880
90% of the dark web is fake so it would be something deemed upsetting if pulled off correctly

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>>23422995
The hellhound, proper name Alissa Bartlett. Every second she spent on the mat was torture. She chose one of the most basic katas and even then she fucked it up. Everything down to her stance to the lazy swipes at the floor. The final piece of the kata and the only somewhat difficult part was traded out for a lazy sweep backwards and completely ignoring the finish. She set the broom down with a slap and said,

>Done.

Before slinking off to join the others.

Angela popped a blood vessel, the knot in her stomach snapped.

>What the FUCK was that?!

She slammed her hands into the table, the hellhound froze in place. Mr Mous and the headmistress jumped as Angela spoke. Every eye in the room turned to her. Angela stomped her way to the hellhound seething with rage, and ripped the broom from Alissa's paws.

>THIS is the proper way to perform the Julie Mays Oxy Kata. Do try to remember it!

She gripped the broom like she had hundreds of thousands of times before and began with a quick side swipe kicking the dust cleanly to the left without even a single speck lifting from the floor. This motion was followed by a kick to the right and a quarter turn dragging the dust with both the broom and her heel. She was careful, controlling the dirt with no wasted motion. With the precision of a swordsman she slashed at the pile, growing it steadily until it reached a half inch in height. The steps flowed through her mind like bullets from a gun and then came the finisher, two quick swipes in front of her kicked a sheet of dirt neatly in place as she threw the broom in an arc behind her and slapped it down, catching the dirt and kicking it into the rest of the pile before repeating the arc twice more in quick succesion. She slammed the broom down in front of her with both hands then raised it to chest level.

>Huah!

She grunted, pushing the broom forward and bending her knees into horse stance. The room was silent and Angela stood straight before throwing the broom at the hellhound's feet. Angela rammed a finger into Alissa's chest.

>You insult our school, you insult me, and you insult that man over there with your shoddy performance. If you came here to be a maid, be a god damn maid, don't think you can just do whatever you want just because you got the tits and ass for it. If I ever see you do that shit again I will personally sweep your ass out the front door!

Alissa snarled and turned up her nose at Angela.

>Like you have any right to judge, you dusty bitch!

Upon being called dusty, Angela lost all sense of control. For the gravest insult among maids to be slammed into her face after having it chuckled behind her back for years, she had only one response.

She howled with anger wrapping her talons around the hellhound's neck and tackling her to the floor. The group clambored to break them up as Angela wrenched the life from the insolent canine.

>Take it back! Take it back! Take it back!

Angela screamed as she slammed Alissa's head into the mat. The jinko wrenched her paws around Angela's arms and struggled to wrestle her loose. The kikis tried to drag the hellhound out from under her and the lamia coiled around Angela's midriff. The holst and rat watched unsure of what to do. A sharp crack echoed into the room, and Angela went limp. The blow that silenced Angela's rage was delivered by none other than the headmistress herself.

>Get off! Get off of her!

She commanded the kiki. The two of them were pulled apart finally and the quiet gaze of Angela shook with bloodlust. Alissa grasped at her throat gasping for air.

>You freaking psycho! No wonder you're dusty!

Angela again sprang to life but could not break free of the hold.

>Take it back!

The headmistress took another whack at Angela's noggin. The hellhound, having gotten back on her feet, marched to Angela ready for round two and delivered a pair of sharp blows to her nose and forehead before getting swatted away by the riding crop.

>That is enough! It's over!

>She attacked me!

>It is over!

When at last the hellhound backed down and Angela had stopped writhing, the headmistress addressed Mr. Mous with a bow.

>I'm terribly sorry, Sir. I'll arrange for someone else to oversee the rest of the process with you.

Mr. Mous, still on edge from the display, wiped the sweat from his brow.

>That would be wonderful, please get that raving lunatic as far away from me as possible.

>Understood.

The headmistress dragged Angela by the arm out of the dojo. She could feel the glares from the other maids slashing her back long after they turned the corner.

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>>23424006
Yeah that's gonna be a no from me dawg

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>>23423943
>rich anon invited a traveling wine expert Satyros to show off to his rich friends at a gathering he hosted
>now she won't leave
Now kiki maid is getting jealous.

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>>23424006
>Dusty
Horrific. Bad maid hellhound deserved the whoop-ass. Angela awesome for being able take the dog on in the first place.

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>>23424006
That sure was... something.

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>>23417068
Not them but I've got one: what religion does the church preach? Chief God church being slowly corrupted from the inside? Church of Eros?

How hilarious would it be if an actual priest was a regular here?

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>>23424006
Poor meido
Though that kiki picture hits all the right spots. Nice

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>>23423908
>>23423551
found it
https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/68534419

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>>23424041
Double trouble

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>>23424130
I don't usually go for boats but he draws some nice expressions.

[Anonymous No.]

How to attract sleep mice to my bed?

I wanna lick their cunnies, buttholes, and mouths when they sleep and stick stuff in them as well

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>>23423943
My waifu doesn't drink. I only do so moderation.

Wine goat will 100% try to get us to slip up, and coax us into a blissful three-way that neither of us have any problem with.

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>>23424181
If you slip into Wonderland while dreaming then you might end up in a Dormouse's bed

Maybe a Club Trumpart will join in too

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>>23424256
>Club Trumpart
>"Ah...a dear...suspicious human..."
>"You were... trespassing..."
>"I'll have to... interrogate you..."
>"After a nap..."

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>>23424256
>you might end up in a Dormouse's bed
How comfy

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>>23424310
>>23424256
Club Trumparts are some of my favorite mamono. Note that, while taking a nap, she'll likely strip down and magic the guy into eating her out.

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>>23423943
Get ye gone, goat. I have no interest in you or your wares.

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>>23424256
But what if I want multiple dormice?

[Anonymous No.]

>>23424394
Start with one dormouse and schedule a slumber party.

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>>23424148
Kancolle's designs aren't my favorites either; how do you feel about Azur Lane boats?

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>>23424412
How does that even work in Wonderland?
I doubt other sleep mice would be interested in anything other than sleeping, so they wouldn't even bother looking at the invitation, and they might already see me as claimed by the first sleep mouse

[Anonymous No.]

>>23424394
I'd like to think her shirt is open, and he has a face full of flat mouse titty right now

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>>23424474
I like the idea of dormice always leaving their shirt opened and unbuttoned, and that they don't wear any pants either. They only put on those bloomers for when they go out in public, so that only their hubby gets to see their tight, sugary-sweet cunny.

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>>23424428
I don't know the difference.

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>>23424509
I'd like to think she keeps them on, just so that you can take them off.

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>>23424438
Take it from me anon, when you start questioning how something is supposed to make sense in Wonderland, you've missed the mark!

[Anonymous No.]

How do I find a moth like Mashiro from Layers of White?

[Anonymous No.]

>>23424531
That can be kinda hard though when she's sleeping. I'd prefer to just open her legs up and chow down on her molasses flavored private bits

[Anonymous No.]

anybody got any written monster girl stories about a young guy getting tracked by a predator monster on the dark web and then in real life when she finds his location and then the guy can't contact police or get help?

[Anonymous No.]

>>23424438
Wonderland operates on desire and rule of lewd.
If something turns you on, contrived coincidences will make it happen so long as it doesn't interfere with anyone else's pleasure.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23424571
I forget if it's directly stated or just implied, but they're supposed to be pretty heavy sleepers. or at least, even in their sleep, their monster instincts take over and will still participate in bed while sleeping.

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>>23424601
I'll make it.

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>>23424623
They can walk, talk, and pretty much live their lives asleep.
>They have no problem sleeping while walking, and amazingly can even carry on conversations with others by muttering in their sleep. It seems they can still hear the sound around them in their dreams even while sleeping, and they can definitely hold conversations while asleep, but sometimes the topic gets distorted, and they can't understand.

[Anonymous No.]

To be serious, I can sympathize with the social anxiety that many men feel these days, but I don't see the reason to put actual women down. Not because it will hurt their feelings, but because it would cement a stigma that monster girl enthusiasts are just raging incels with sour grapes syndrome. I will take /jp/'s deviancy any day over being attacked by the regressive left. I believe that enthusiasts should make sure not to let their fantasies be tainted by gender issues. There's already too much identity politics in entertainment, so it's best to keep things pure by ignoring it. The root of monster girls is exotic love, personality, and beauty; all in the form of something that the mundane cannot provide

[Anonymous No.]

>>23423764
Someone needs to stop her before she finds the ultimate cuddle position! If she finds out the truth she'll be unstoppable!

[Anonymous No.]

>>23423597
Can multiple gods bless one hero?

[Anonymous No.]

>>23424695
at least post a NEW copypasta

[Anonymous No.]

>>23424695
ok

[Anonymous No.]

>>23424006
The headmistress brought the still seething Angela to her office, and quietly shut the door behind them. The office was frigid, but did little cool her temper. The room itself was cramped, hosting a solid oak desk and various display cases containing trophies from regional and national tournaments. Each and every one of them held the same words Gwendolyn Stark, first place. At the very back of the room rested a portrait of an old kiki with a broom nestled below on a rack. Angela was ordered to take a seat and did so without a word. Headmistress Gwendolyn could not bring herself to calm down, and so pulled out a pack of marlboros. She pulled one from the pack and lit it taking a long drag.

>Headmistress what the hell are yo-

>Shut up! This has been my office for over 20 years! I can do whatever I want in here! You need to worry about yourself! After that display I don't know how you can rant about the other students being q disgrace when you pulled a stunt like that! In front of a fucking client no less! Do you have any idea what that man is going to tell people? Do you have any idea the absolute slap in the face you've just delivered to this school? We have a reputation to uphold and you just pissed all over it!

She drove a fist into the drywall as she spat the last line. Gwendolyn fixed her posture and dusted off her fatigues.

>Angela, how long have you been a senior graduate?

>Excuse me?

>How long? Answer the question!

Angela mulled over the words in her throat before muttering,

>Thirteen years, ma'am.

>That's right, thirteen years. Along with your years of education that comes to seventeen spent at this school. Do you know the expected maximum time a student is to spend at our school? Eight. Four years of education, up to four years spent trying to get hired. You've more than doubled the maximum threshold.

Gwendolyn slumped into her chair and threw her feet up onto the desk. She let her neck fall back as she stared vacantly at the ceiling.

>Angela, I think its time you admit to yourself that maidhood is just not in the cards for you. No matter how much you practice your techniques, no matter how much you pray, it's probably not going to happen.

Angela was struck with pure terror as she realized where the conversation was heading.

>Headmistress please don't kick me out. I'm sorry. I didn't mean to lash out I ju-

>I'm not kicking you out. Quite the opposite, unfortunately. In fact...

She put out her cigarette, burning a spot onto the oak desk, before cracking open one of the drawers and pulling out a beret that was identical to her own.

>...I'm cursing you.

>W-What's that?

>A long time ago, this was given to me by my predecessor, and I was hoping I'd die before I ever got the chance to pass it on. I was like you at one point, only I'd spent 20 years waiting for my master. Before the previous headmistress intervened. I practiced every day, and I achieved all this.

She motioned to the many trophies in the room and cracked a hollow smile

>I was the very best maid of my time. Only problem is, I never became a real maid. I never supported anyone. I never found the love of my life, and the way things are going for me that's going to be the case until the day I die. I've done everything I can for you. I've kept your file on top of the pile for the last ten years, you are without a doubt the most dedicated student I have ever had the privilege of teaching at my school. And yet it seems you will follow in my footsteps in the worst of ways.

Angela was speechless, the headmistress wore a wedding ring and yet...

>Close to 50 years I've been at this damn school. You have no earthly idea how badly I want to leave. Maybe its my own fault, perhaps my love for the art of maidhood exceeded my love of men, and now I can only wonder if it's all just a bunch of bullshit. Ah well.

>Headmistress Gwendolyn that's absurd you can't be serious!

>How is it absurd? You see that picture there behind me? She died without ever getting a master. So did her predecessor and every other maid that came before me. Somebody has to stay behind to make sure eveyone else is doing it right. Do you know how happy I was to see your mastery of the sweeping katas? For a brief instant I began to believe again.

She handed Angela the beret.

>I want you to become my pupil to ensure that the art of maidhood continues to be upheld.

>Headmistress..I...

The headmistress' smile did not match her words. With every syllable that escaped her lips, Angela could only slink further and further into despair. Had she truly done everything she could to help her get employed? Was this really her destiny to sit in an office for the rest of her life hoping she never has to see herself get replaced? It couldn't be true, it shouldn't be. It insulted her understanding of reality. Were there really those among her kind that were cursed to forever be without a master?

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>>23424662
Pretty much Kumin from that one anime about chuunibyou, right?

[Anonymous No.]

I like the "trope" where dormouse only move when you aren't looking.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23424721
I don't see why not, though it wouldn't necessarily make the hero more powerful, since each blessing would only unlock level caps on abilities the god is devoted to. It could broaden the divine-empowered spells a hero has access to though, as those are things that are dependent on particular gods (as opposed to general hero powers that come from the hero themselves)

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>>23424743
weeping angel monster girl when

[Anonymous No.]

>>23424646
you have the time?

[Anonymous No.]

>>23424601
That's oddly specific.

>>23424773
Fuck off Moffat.

[Anonymous No.]

There's this new stuff on the market called "slimebait"
I'm referring to myself, of course, cuz I'm a little submissive slut for slimes

[Anonymous No.]

>>23423440
Monoeyes are gross.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23424897
I'd prefer to dom a nureonago carrier or bubble carrier.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23424925
>bubble carriers
Would they have foaming bubbles around their mouth like rabies infections?

[Anonymous No.]

i hope KC introduces human farms, more sabbath branches, and the demon realm being a matriarchy in the next world guide.
also is it weird to be more hyped for a new world guide than a new encyclopedia with 100 new monsters?

[Anonymous No.]

>>23424946
Don't know if I like the idea of human farms, the relationships in the MGE world are best as one to one only

[Anonymous No.]

Anyone have this card or is then even a card for Koikatsu?
Doesn't seem to work for me

[Anonymous No.]

>>23424941
No, just soapy, drippy froth coming from their pussies. Also, occasionally blowing bubbles.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23424955
If there would be a human farm thing then it would be very indirect. Like leaving several human nations alone(for the most part) ect

[Anonymous No.]

>>23424958
I've been collecting every card for it I can but I haven't had any luck finding the Dormouse one.I have a horrible feeling it might be a private one like the good demon card on pixiv.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23424946
>the demon realm being a matriarchy
That's a given I guess. I mean it is the powerful and highly intelligent monsters that do all the ruling.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23424955
Well, good thing I thought that through. It can be traps, built by monsters, to trick men into having sex with multiple human women who are "paid" to bear children, which makes it consensual to some degree. Monsters can disguise such traps as love hotels to trick the couples, people who are already in a relationship. If the baby is female, they will keep the humans until a boy or 2 is born or they'll set em free to let them back into human society so that more humans can be created there to make space for more humans to come and get tricked into making more boys.

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>>23425011
human nations aren't going to be around forever.

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>>23425024
That's a shame. I tried reverse image searching it, and it just takes you back to a Pixiv page that the artist nuked. And judging by the dimensions, it looks as if it was once public since it's the exact same size that a card usually is

[Anonymous No.]

>>23424716
With her that power she could make all the yetis jealous! Liches are truly the best undead.

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>>23424946
Neither human farms (at least beside the non-canon fanfiction cradle stuff) and some world wide matriarchy would ever be canon. There is no "demon realm". There is the royal makai but each area has a bunch of different demon realms that are pretty much their own counties and societies and not all monsters are about femdom and ruling over men.

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>>23425051
They should be able to stick around long enough for the DL to solve the problem of monsters not giving birth to sons.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>23425051
By that time the mamono can probably have sons

[Anonymous No.]

>>23425076
based, centaurs need to be pregnant with twins in both vaginas so they can have four centaur daughterus, for the husband to have sex with when they're older and have a beautiful incestuous harem.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23425011
>"This can't be true! We are a proud alliance of nations! We have been without war for over a thousand years!"
>"Ahuhuhu... and how do you think that peace has been maintained, great detective hero? Where do you think those upstart warmonger generals or isolationist revolutionaries of the Four Nations went over the past century just before their causes could take hold en-masse?"
>The hero's face blanches with disbelief as the beautiful yet sinister looking woman in a full body skin-tight suit saunters down the steps to him, brazenly showing her monsterous horns and wings in the middle of the city center at night
>"G-Guards! Guards!"
>The armored figures at the corners of the city square look in his direction, but do not move, instead seeming to grin behind their visors as several of them sprout wings, tails, claws or other appendages of their own, while others' armor takes on a ghastly light to them, the men within clearly in on the scheme, their very armor seeming to giggle alongside them
>The 'Grand Strategist' finally steps right in front of the hero, smiling with a glimmer of smugness in her eye
>"Huhu~ And who do you think left those exact clues along the way to bring you here tonight, darling~?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>23425076
Wait, what is that supposed to represent?

[Anonymous No.]

>>23425112
The best kind of conspiracy

[Anonymous No.]

>>23425112
Dark Strategists are great. That whole guide with all the classes was fantastic.
Anyone develop any characters or stories based off the info from them?

[Anonymous No.]

>>23425036
Not really, there are plenty of incubus rulers in mamono realm societies as well. Heck, khepri are built around the concept. The husband of a queen slime is also referred to as a king.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23425036
>>23425067
>>23425112
Do you want /tg/? Because that is how you get /tg/!

[Anonymous No.]

any roman themed monster girl?

[Anonymous No.]

>>23425134
I mean overall I guess. There are of course exceptions. Like with a lot of things in MGE

[Anonymous No.]

>>23425135
What

[Anonymous No.]

>>23425053
Fuck no wonder I couldn't find it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23425143
I mean even though Satyros are called satyrs and not fawns they serve Bacchus so there is overlap with the Greek stuff.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23425158
It would be very hard for one to cope with conspiracy. People don't like feeling duped.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23425184
A good peace is a good peace

[Anonymous No.]

>>23425158
What does it smell like in there

[Anonymous No.]

>>23425149
People force the femdom aspect in memes. Heavy femdom and and maledom monsters are the extremes. Most are in between. Especially in places like Zipangu. And Mist has a place where humans rule and incubi are sages.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23425143
>tfw no SPQR werewolf legions to conquer your lands, rape your men and offer citizenship for you with your new canine wives.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23425199
But who wants to be ruled by a bimbo?

[Anonymous No.]

>>23425205
I wasn't even thinking of femdom

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>>23425149
I still don't see any sign of them being exceptions. Of course there are plenty of monster rulers, but that's simply because they make up a lot of the population of a monster realm, not because monster rulers are favored over incubus rulers. As one of the world guides notes, monster society is noted to be meritocratic, and one can earn such merit regardless of their sex.

Heck, leadership in nations that turn pro-monster and are ruled by men tend to stay with those men as well, as shown in profiles like the kunoichi's.

Really, the only reasons any MGE monster societies would lean matriarchal as opposed to equal would be either them consisting of unusual monsters like amazoness (and even then they might allow for exceptions among house husbands), or there being simply not many men around and thus even fewer suited to governing.

Basically, the setting does favor female domination but in the sense of sex, not necessarily in the sense of societal governance.

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>>23425184
It turns me on when a woman outsmarts me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23425226
>or there being simply not many men around and thus even fewer suited to governing.
That was kinda what I was getting at.

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>>23425234
It depends on where you are talking about. In Zipangu monsters and humans have been living together for thousands of years and Mist is noted that of the 3 big ruling states only one has monsters ruling over humans in a dark demon realm.

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>>23425226
And factions like the Land of the Four Souls and various regions in Zipangu show that many monsters are fine with leaving governance to incubi or even regular humans provided the human leaders don't try to oppress them. They aren't exactly power hungry.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23425206
>The canine kingdom is always looking for men to sign up fr their domestic slavery program, retired legionaries need your assistance!

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>>23425234
Ah, but that has a different impression than a society that is actually matriarchal, just as a patriarchal society isn't assumed to be that way due to the population of women being low but rather because male rulers are favored or the only ones allowed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23425114
Didn't you read? Society.
And we live in one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23425257
What kind of program?

[Anonymous No.]

>>23425206
But what if I choose an independent New Vegas?

[Anonymous No.]

>>23425262
Yeah, I wasn't very clear

[Anonymous No.]

All this argument about society further cements my decision that, were I to live in the MGE world, I would live my days in Wonderland, or innawoods.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23425281
I really wouldn’t mind Winterstown actually being a real thing in the MGE world.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23425257
Nice. Would gladly serve a older retired werewolf legionary. Though migrating with the visiwolfu or ostrowolfu tribes also sounds good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23425160
Yeah, this is the link here.
https://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=75077485
The second image, pic related, got posted to some Korean forum, but I didn't find the card there either. Though, since I don't know Korean, I'm not even sure I checked the right places

[Anonymous No.]

>>23425257
What's in it for me as a human male though?

[Anonymous No.]

>>23425217
It's a highly competent "bimbo" who loves you

[Anonymous No.]

>>23425269
Single men are assigned and relocated to the villas of recently retired legionary soldiers, were they are expected to uptake the labor of the slave. Cuddling, petting, cooking delicious meals, and long walks to watch the sunset are all expected duties.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23425292
Social mobility and protection

[Anonymous No.]

>>23425257
>you will never help a scarred grey legionnaire wolfgirl when she has nightmares of her old campaigns in Gaul and in the Eastern territories

[Anonymous No.]

>>23425270
Yes Woman is a good girl.

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>>23425284
Between the true liberation from politicking and human ideology, and the majority of my favorite mamono easy to access in Wonderland (Alice, Dormouse, Trumpart, Cheshire, March Hare) or in a forest (Primary elementals, Glacies during winter, Alraune/Liliraune, Dryads, Tentacles, Barometz, Vampire Mosquitos), my ideal home would be a Wonderland (or Wonderland-esque Demon Realm corrupted by Dark Elementals in my inevitable harem) forest.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23425292
Uh, it'll look good on your CV.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23425298
I don't trust a succ with my tax dollars.

>>23425299
I don't want to be owned by someone.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23424740
Stop this, my heart can’t take it. No Kikimora should ever go without a master to call their own.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23425281
I would want to like in the abyss or a large chaos demon realm.

[Anonymous No.]

>"SHE WAS A CONSUL OF ROME"
>"to end up in this sordid way..."
>"graped like some low thief"
>"SHAME"

[Anonymous No.]

I want a small-breasted, energetic succ who looks like a teenager and is highly encouraging and supportive, while also eagerly indulging my kinks!

[Anonymous No.]

>>23425353
Preteen girls are great fucks in all honesty if they are obedient and keep their eyes open.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23425353
I feel that teen monster girls aren't appreciated enough by this thread.
I want a teen lizardgirl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23425305
She can protest all she likes, nothing helps soothe her like a good hot bath and a massage.

[Anonymous No.]

Would undead and other monsters that dont need to breath find it silly how humans have to inhale air to survive

[Anonymous No.]

>>23425367
I wouldn't disagree, although I'd prefer that body type on a different girl - like a glacies or a march hare. Teen succ works really well in my opinion.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23425284
Beware the dense forests of Winterstown, you never know what might be hiding behind a pine tree or in a snow bank

[Anonymous No.]

>>23425335
those legion wolfs are so clingy and love-starved, you'll practically own them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23425385
Technically the breathing thing isn't even 100% canon. The Zombie entry itself says that they are more a new living being called "Zombies"
>Furthermore, although they appear to be reanimated corpses, if their womb was originally intact, or an individual has received a large amount of spirit energy resulting in the restoration of her womb, then it's even possible for them to have children. In that case, the children born will also be zombies.According to one theory, it is said that zombies aren't human corpses reanimated by Demonic energy. Instead, they're human corpses that have changed into a living race called zombies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23425385
>Slime waifu mimicking your breathing

[Anonymous No.]

>>23425206
I bet the centaur consul has a good political program.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23425437
There's one thing caligula did right

[Anonymous No.]

Say you could run into your local middle school and pick one girl who would love and fuck you for the rest of her life

OR

You could have your ideal monster girl living and breating for 1 week and its a toss up what her personality is and whether she would be intimate with you.

What do you choose?

[Anonymous No.]

>>23425412
>Slime carrier waifu mimicking your breathing, after realizing she hasn't actually needed to breathe since she got infected

[Anonymous No.]

>>23425449
I never seen a "would you rather prompt" that was worthwhile.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23425290
>got posted to some Korean forum
That's where the Cheshire card that a guy didn't post on pixiv ended up, gives me hope the demon and automaton will turn up eventually but it's saddening knowing that dormouse might be lost.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23424740
I want to save the meidos

[Anonymous No.]

>>23425457
Its a good way to initiate thought and discussion and gives others an idea of what your priorities are.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23425267
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O_4OfD-wmGs

[Anonymous No.]

>>23425455
Cute. Bet she would realize after she spends a whole day with your cock lodged in her throat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23425509
I'd rather go with something more exotic before that - use her slime appendage milking my cock from in my pants all day, then pumping my cum through it directly down her throat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23425449
I wouldn't subject another sapient being to a one week lifespan for my convenience.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23422887

[Anonymous No.]

>>23425385
I wonder if a vampire would find the sound of my breathing and heartbeat soothing

[Anonymous No.]

>>23425517
Ooh that would be better. Use a slime tentacle from her mouth for long range felatio.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23425331
What does Resident Evil: Code Veronica have to do with this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>23425385
imagine getting suffocating kiss form the ghoul

[Anonymous No.]

>>23422908
I wanna light up the night with her

[Anonymous No.]

>>23422922
>slapping the condom away
>not using it for the warm-up anal round
why are horny girls in heat so stupid

[Anonymous No.]

>>23425576
Crazy lilim creating a special monsterizing virus using Pslimes, Mushroom spores, and Roper DNA.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23425661
Ushi blood is where the real magic is at

[Anonymous No.]

>>23422887

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>>23425653
>not using it for an after sex snack
They really are stupid.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23425143
The Caladrius
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Caladrius

[Anonymous No.]

If you were to wake up and your hypothetical maid turned yandere rapist was making you breakfast for you to eat while tied to the bed, would you prefer pancakes, french toast, or waffles?

[Anonymous No.]

>>23425789
Toast seems like the least messy. I don't know of what maid would approve of eating over a bed, though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23425789
personally i prefer blini with cheese

[Anonymous No.]

>>23425789
When was the last time I had french toast?

[Anonymous No.]

>>23425789
I'd say waffles. Also seams like a good time to use my new waffle maker.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23425789
I'm an asian so none of those.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23425789
French toast is the best even better if she is dressed like a french maid

[Anonymous No.]

Anubis barking mad at the mere mention of a Cheshire.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23424740
Pastebin this then continue

[Anonymous No.]

>>23425842
>not the Sphinx currently lounging on her couch

[Anonymous No.]

>>23425789
If I have my hands tied and she's feeding me pancakes, she can do to me whatever she wants.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23425789
All I want to eat for breakfast is a maid and a cup of coffee.

[Anonymous No.]

Remember to grope your momster like a good son does.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23425871
How does a bad son grope his momster?

[Anonymous No.]

>>23425789
Some coffee and latkes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23425814
Those scales really get to me.
What would I have a wolfbird when I could just have a wolf?

[Anonymous No.]

>>23425875
By not groping her long enough for it to feel good. Then she just feels disappointed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23425916
Because some people want wolfbirds?
This isn't a hard problem.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23425916
If you have hard floors, you'll understand.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23425789
Waffles with proper Canadian maple syrup, please.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23425915
Why do you have a Nookie as a maid?

[Anonymous No.]

>>23425961
Maybe she made some bad investments and needs the money. Don't judge her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23425941
Did you see they changed the way they classify syrup? Now there’s a lot of grade eh!

[Anonymous No.]

>>23425961
Why wouldn't you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>23425789
>bread carbs
my maid knows better than trying to feed me that bullshit
STEAK. STEAK EVERY MEAL.
Steak and maid milk

[Anonymous No.]

>>23425990
Fair point. It’s best if the maid can handle the house’s finances and the husband can spend what he needs without fear.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23425789
I don't really eat breakfast so I'd just have my maid for breakfast.

[Anonymous No.]

>When you think a writefag can't be worse and he's a goddamned furry too

[Anonymous No.]

>>23426008
What's she doing to that table?

[Anonymous No.]

>>23425789
Waffle

[Anonymous No.]

>>23426021
>table
It’s a washing machine Anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23425789
She makes omelettes, the waffles, pancakes, or french toast is just extra.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23426021
Spitshine

[Anonymous No.]

>>23425993
Calm down Charlie. You’re scaring the maid.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23425961
Turnabout is fair play.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23426031
Do you have a washing mahine in the same room as your dresser and cabinet?

[Anonymous No.]

>>23426031
No, that's a table. It also has a framed picture on top of it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23425871
What if I want to grope my childhood friend instead?

[Anonymous No.]

>>23426047
SHE KNEW WHAT SHE WAS SIGNING UP FOR
>>23426021
this is what happens when you don't dick the maid the right way

[Anonymous No.]

>>23425114
They are trying to insinuate that having children is equivalent to becoming chattle.
These are leftists mind you, so goals beyond material are repulsive to them

[Anonymous No.]

>>23425789
What accent would your hypothetical maid have?
>tfw no Kikimora from the eastern bloc who tells me stories of the nana and the old country and makes her own vodka

[Anonymous No.]

>>23426054
Your momster will remind you of how much more gropable she is compared to your childhood friend. You won't be able to keep your hands off of her after that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23426020
who?

[Anonymous No.]

>>23425348
>VARUS.....
>QUINTUS PUBLIUS VARUS
>GIVE
>ME
>BACK
>MY
>LEGIONS

[Anonymous No.]

>>23426052
Yes I do.
Only because I’m poor and can only afford a tiny apartment where the only other rooms are a bathroom and bedroom. My washing machine and dryer is right behind my couches the other end of the room.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23426059
Still, you can’t just get a maid and automatically think she’s gonna know what a milksteak is. It’s her first day!

[Anonymous No.]

>>23426092
>Still, you can’t just get a maid and automatically think she’s gonna know what a milksteak is.
it is if shes an automaton with a usb port.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23426092
Admittedly, I'm waiting for her to offer the milk on her own
but I was very clear with her on my feelings about seeds and other rodent food

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>>23424740
Angela traced her steps along the tiles careful not to step on the black ones. Her eyes were vacant. In her right hand was the beret Ms. Stark had given her.

>I know my offer is a lot to take in, so take your time. Just think about it will you?

The words echoed in her head the entire way back to her dorm. Think about it? It was insane to even consider it. Ms. Stark may have given up hope but how could she? Thirteen years of her life she had given to her studies. Thirteen years of wearing her fingers to the bone. Thirteen years of study, practice, and perfecting her execution of the art of maidhood. To throw away the light at the end of the tunnel, what kind of despair could even drive Ms. Stark to such an extreme conclusion? It was unthinkable. It should be unthinkable and yet..

>Those who can not do, teach. Such is the nature of our world.

Those were the words the headmistress offered as she closed the door to her office.

Angela slammed her fist into the wall.

>Don't screw with me!

She shuddered, fighting back the tears. This was not the place for them. She took her time walking back to the dorms taking in the halls of the academy that would become her tomb. She noticed the maids from earlier waiting for her by the door to her room. She approached her door and ignored them, but the hellhound slapped her paw into the door to block Angela's escape.

>That guy left without hiring anyone because of what you did. You cost us a job!

>A job you didn't deserve. Get out of my way.

The jinko chimed in

>It doesn't matter if she deserved it or not! You cost us our shot at a master for your own petty vendetta.

The lamia followed up.

>Yeah, just because you can't get one doesn't mean we should be forced to go without a master!

The holstaur next,

>I have student loans to pay off, every day I go without a job. I go further into debt from the interest!

>So what? I should feel guilty about upholding the name of this school because of your personal troubles? Don't make me laugh. How do you think I feel when I've practiced every day of my life and its little shits like you that get offered a job! I have run myself to the brink of exhaustion time and again to make myself into the best maid I can be. You could never understand the true meaning of struggling if it hit you in the face!

She motioned to the kikis.

>You both know what I mean! For us, maidhood is the only path for us! Its a more than a career! It's a discipline. Its a way of life!

One of the kikis glared at Angela and clicked her tongue.

>Don't go pushing your bullshit on us just because we're the same species. I don't care what standard you think maids are to be held too or even if I match that standard, because at the end of the day you failed to remember the most basics. Its the lesson that was drilled into us all on our first day of classes and you violated the most important one of them all. First general order of the meido: Master comes first!

Angela was rendered speechless.

>And you scared off a potential one with your antics. You should be ashamed of yourself.

It was only then that Angela began to feel the true weight of the beret in her hand. She struggled to continue lifting it as if she were wrestling it out of the grip of hell itself. The hellhound readied her broom.

>Were gonna teach you a lesson you will never forget. Maybe then you'll know to stay out of our way.

She brought the broom down and Angela let go of the beret. With the ferocity of a rabid wolf and a howl to match she slammed a palm into the hellhound's solar plexus, throwing her back and loosening her grip. She gasped for air as Angela wrestled the broom from her paws and threw it back, slapping the jinko in the face. The next target was the lamia who lunged in with the handle. Angela snaked around it, knocking the broom up and leaving the lamia open. She slammed the haft into reptile's skull knocking her down, but not grabbing Angela's leg with her tail. The rat went low and Angela caught the handle with her heel and putting the runt like a golf ball. The jinko came back, forgoing her broom in favor of pummeling the kiki with her fists.l while the holstaur came in swinging wide. In the same motion, she titslapped the holastaur with the bristles and slammed the jinko's head into the wall knocking her unconscious. The holst spun around from the force of the blow and the inertia of her breasts. Angela put her down with a swat to the thigh before bashing her skull in with the handle.

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>>23426135
The maid wrenched herself free from the lamia's coils and turned her daggers towards the kikis. The two of them looked at one another then back at Angela. The one who'd spoken up hesitated, but the other raced in to meet the challenge. Angela wasted no time and responded in kind, slamming her heel into the tile and giving the young woman a face full of bristles. She was sent reeling and Angela rushed forward to address the other. The kiki blocked the first strike, but failed to see the other coming as Angela smacked her away with a sweeping blow to the stomach. Before the other kiki could dive back in, Angela dismissed her with a final swat to the floor. The hellhound unable to contribute to the battle was left standing where Angela had left her. Before she could act Angela, beat her into the wall with a kick and swung the broom like an axe with such force that it tore the air in two. The screaming weapon collided with the brick and shattered it, embedding the bristles into the stone only a gasp of air from Allissa's neck.

Held in place by the broom's handle, she attempted to free herself only for Angela to slam the wood down trapping her completely. Barely able to breath, the hellhound trembled as Angela leaned in.

>You've seen what I can do with my bare hands, and now you've seen what I can do with a broom. All its going to take from here is a little more pressure and your throat will be crushed.

She emphasised it by squeezing the hellhounds neck even tighter.

>This is your one warning. Stay out of my way.

>Okay! Okay! Please don't kill me.

Angela blew a puff of air into the hellhound's ear and the girl froze up before going limp. Angela ripped the broom out of the wall sending the girl to her knees as she was sent into a coughing fit. Angela threw the broom to the floor with a clack and dead lifted the beret. She offered a final,

>Clean yourselves up.

Before slamming the door to her room shut behind her. Furious and humiliated again, Alissa clawed her way to her feet and bashed her fists on Angela's door.

>You're never going to have a master! You hear me! You're a dusty old crow! Nobody will ever want you! Nobody! You're going to die alone! You're going to spend the rest of your without anyone to care about you. You fucking dusty psycho bitch!

Angela did not respond and left them to their own devices. She did not even think to stop them when they each began scratching whatever slander they could into her door. She stood in place holding the beret tight against her chest with her back to the door. When at last she was sure they had left. She let herself collapse onto her bed. The adrenaline had wrecked her body and she did not have the strength left to lift a finger. Her aging joints screamed in revolt from the vigourous action she'd subjected them too. She looked at the beret and what it represented. Feeling the words of the maids and the headmistress seep down her throat like glass tea the tears began to flow. She cursed them all. Those that were allowed the happiness of love. Those that mocked her craft. Those that she knew were right. She was a failure as a maid. The dice had rolled short of her ambitions and now she paid to a debt she would never be free of. She wondered if this was hell. Perhaps hell was what she deserved for putting her pride before the master. Somewhere in the deluge she found herself slipping away.

Finale coming up. Will pastebin afterward.

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>>23426135
>bashing her skull in
yo what the fuck

[Anonymous No.]

>>23426135
ebin Xd

[Anonymous No.]

How are the oomukade dealing with all the advertisements talking about them lately?

[Anonymous No.]

>>23426135
too far

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[Anonymous No.]

>>23426150
>>23426172

She didn't kill her, just bringing this lunacy to its logical conclusion. Kek.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23426150
>>23426172
Hellhound's get what they deserve.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23426135
What the fuck dude

[Anonymous No.]

>>23426161
>Centipedes? On my penis?

[Anonymous No.]

>>23426198
i dunno about you, but 'skull bashed in' is pretty damn dead where I'm from
>>23426228
that was the holst, not the hound

[Anonymous No.]

>>23426182
It's a jumping Jiangshi Jinko looking to jump on some chump!

[Anonymous No.]

>>23426182
china

[Anonymous No.]

>>23426146
Hey! This is still really bad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23426228
A rolled-up newspaper?

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[Anonymous No.]

>>23426243
I'll be honest, I don't even know how to read.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23426276
Yes

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[Anonymous No.]

>>23426135
>ywn get beaten to death with a broom by a maid
Why even live?

[Anonymous No.]

Report for trolling or spamming.

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>>23426278
>>23426313
I though you died. Shame.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23426080
Nobody of any value

[Anonymous No.]

>>23426182
Jinko-san, you're missing an arm.

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[Anonymous No.]

>>23426322
>posting monster girls
>trolling

[Anonymous No.]

>>23426339
big humans are not monster girls

[Anonymous No.]

>>23426343
Anon, don't respond.
Its the same argument every time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23426322
I wish to be nuzzled by the mofu

[Anonymous No.]

>>23426322
>tfw no smol, portable fox to cuddle wherever I go

[Anonymous No.]

>>23426351

[Anonymous No.]

>>23426343
>humans
Are you blind?

[Anonymous No.]

>>23426363
Not as small but just as good and you can make small mofu with her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23426363
>>23426322
Is this the same couple?

[Anonymous No.]

>>23425961
Why wouldn't you? A maid is in a good position to have financial control, and all she has to do is serve me in every other way.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23426363
I want to give my fox momster a hug every time she comes home from work and a "special hug" before bed

[Anonymous No.]

>>23426383
>TFW no MG account/gf/maid/mommy/servant/waifu

Guess I'll have to build one.

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[Anonymous No.]

>>23426397
>tfw dominatrix Automaton

[Anonymous No.]

>>23426397
>>23426431
I wonder what the ultimate mombot automaton would look like.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23426397
Hope you have the proper expertise, or that could go sideways on you
>build automaton and boot her up
>she gets stuck in mommy mode for a few days
>randomly switches to dominatrix mode, even though you never programmed that setting
>strange charges keep showing up on your bank account for purchases like "industrial grade hip lube"
>whenever she cleans a room, one object always winds up replaced by an exact chrome replica of it

[Anonymous No.]

I would be happy if I just had a cute 9yo girl who would cosplay monster girls and fucked.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23426068
And likes to shoot AK variants with me!

[Anonymous No.]

>>23426031
Brrrrr

[Anonymous No.]

>>23426445
>repurposed superheavy from "the war"
>has high grade calcium cannons installed alongside a top-of-the-line "motherboard"
>has lot of impact reduction padding, making her unbelievably huggable
>constantly updates herself with the latest mothering programs
>optional (read: mandatory) "Baby Factory" womb mod that lets you choose how many robo daughterus she'll give birth to at a time

[Anonymous No.]

>>23426504
>Wendi-Chan’s older sister is upset she hasn’t gotten a boyfriend yet

[Anonymous No.]

>>23426511
>Hey mom, what would happen if I overloaded the daughteru construction unit?

[Anonymous No.]

>>23426511
What happens when the momster starts having a war flash back?

[Anonymous No.]

>>23425576
>tfw the rumor is RE4 is getting a remake instead of Code Veronica

The least they could do is finish REmake 3...

[Anonymous No.]

>>23425734
You'll always be my favorite trashcan Kiki.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23426536
>anon woke two days later with dry balls and his mombot a bloated womb
>>23426538
She'll start muttering about how everyone else got a human boy to love while she was left behind, all alone, then temporarily go into sleep mode out of sadness. Only words of love will help her snap out of it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23426572
That smug elf should be hugged

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[Anonymous No.]

Marrying young Mitsue and growing old with her

[Anonymous No.]

>>23426572
That smug elf won’t be so smug after I marry her maid!

[Anonymous No.]

>>23426587
As it should be.

[Anonymous No.]

Wonderland is so fucking amazing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23426572
Time to take that smug elf down a notch and ask her to step on me

[Anonymous No.]

>>23426654
Yes it is.
Great vacation destination.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23426092
What kind of yandere maid isn't prepared?

[Anonymous No.]

>>23426593
Fuck I thought I was on the /a/ thread sorry boys

[Anonymous No.]

>>23426554
Yeah, CV and 0 both need remakes way more. RE4 can't even be improved much outside of better visuals and more monster girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23426612
But then she has no maid and has to do all that work herself

[Anonymous No.]

>>23426683
Vacation? I'd live there, full time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23426381

I get the impression that he's a stay at home dad that looks after the small furball while the big mofu goes out to work during the day

[Anonymous No.]

>ocelmeh was released just over a year ago

It's unironically over

[Anonymous No.]

>>23426753
Welp, you heard it here, boys- It's over. We can't enjoy monstergirls any more. Time to pack up and go home.
/s

[Anonymous No.]

Little Cockatrice daydreaming that she's a feathered deinonychus

[Anonymous No.]

>>23426753
Imagine only liking things because there's new official content being made.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23426654
I like the cut of your jib anon!

[Anonymous No.]

>>23426741
I mean, same, but I imagine you gotta try it before you by it.

[Anonymous No.]

Why is it when I write really emotional stuff I feel it in my wrists and chest?

It's like ASMR but that's not where I feel ASMR and it's not quite the same sensation either.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23426744
>your waifu will never down a loli potion just to participate in ‘bring your daughter to work day’
>she also does it for Halloween to get as much free candy as possible but we don’t talk about that

[Anonymous No.]

>>23426810
That’s your soul resonating with what you wrote, that’s how you know that even though other people may not like your writing, that you always will.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23426797
Trumparts, Cheshires, March Hares, Alices, and Dormouses are so amazing, and the surreal, wonderful nature of Wonderland makes lewding and loving them all the more appealing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23426809
I'm sure one of hatterfag's parties would be a good primer

[Anonymous No.]

>>23426810
Emotions are interpreted in the mind, but originate in the body. If you are experiencing unfamiliar sensations, it's just because you haven't had that type/magnitude of emotional reaction before.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23426836
See, that begs the question of if his wife's 'introductory' tea parties are more degenerate or less degenerate than the regular ones.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23426728
That’s how she gets desmugged, she’s shown how hard work done by herself is the most rewarding thing there is (next to a husband of course).

[Anonymous No.]

>>23426815
>go into work
>a lot of men who don't have daughters "suddenly" have daughters that are very clingy
>wet noises can be heard from almost every cubicle

[Anonymous No.]

>>23426825
Spectacular taste! You'd have no want for adoration or lewd lascivious affection with one of those wonderful wonderland women around! Its hard pressed to find a better place to practice polygamy, if that's your priority! Or lovely magnanimous monogamy, if it make you smile! Physics be damned, fun all around!
>>23426836
My Dear Wife and I would do our best to give an example of what wonders to look forward to! But there's so much of Wonderland to see too, so be sure to explore outside of that as well!

[Anonymous No.]

>>23426850
We could certainly do a 'light' day once and a while to help curious minded newcomers ease into the delights of degeneracy! With a heavy focus on opening that ease up into even more want and desire over the course of the day!

[Anonymous No.]

>>23426856
I bet that day of work would be annoying for the single dudes

[Anonymous No.]

>>23426815
>Halloween
>your wife makes you take the potion too
>your daughter takes her two "younger siblings" with her for trick and treating

[Anonymous No.]

>>23426872
Well that's good, gotta help them ease into the perversions

[Anonymous No.]

>>23426810
Get off your ass and exercise your heart more.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23426873
It's okay. It's the perfect motivation for the CC OLs to make their moves on the interns and other single employees. The whole office is gonna be flooded with DE by the end of the day.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23426872
>once and a while
Is that you being whimsical or stupid?

[Anonymous No.]

>>23426899
But I run every day and haven't been fat for a decade

[Anonymous No.]

>>23426909
Its so hard to tell, isn't it? Ask any trumpart how a man's mind works when so whimsically warped by Wonderland's wiles, they'll tell you straight flush that a smart man in Wonderland is a diamond's dozen!

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>>23426860
Hierarchial polygamy is my preference - as some girls both want and need more out of a relationship than others. After all, a Hearts Trumpart desires love and romance to a degree on par with an Eros girl, while a Cheshire would be more than happy to play the part of the lewd "homewrecker" friend. And that's just an example of the dynamics involved.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23426945
Yes anon we are aware of your bureaucracy fetish

[Anonymous No.]

>>23426954
>bureaucracy fetish
What MG would Ruth Bader Ginsberg be?

[Anonymous No.]

>>23426954
>>23426960
>Bureaucracy fetish
>New wife needs to seek the approval and inputs of the housemaid, the lady-in-waiting, the bodyguard, the head wife, the harem mistress and the flower seller before she gets permission to sleep with master
>by the end of the process, she's filled in 213 forms in triplicate, adjusted her attire from "simple but buxom barwench" to "Lady Gaga in a daisy-chain G-string" and her accent from "honest, simple country girl" to "disdainful dominatrix"
I implore you to reconsider.

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>>23426945
Splendid! I appreciate hearing such a perspective! It leads to so much more fun and dynamics when one pre-conceives such things out like that, fitting to each girl's specific strengths and unique quirks and species traits! My Dear Wife and I would be keen to observe and pick up on the interactions should you all attend a tea party at one time!

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>>23426146
Holy shit this was way longer than I was planning to make it. At least its done. I went ahead and just pastebinned the rest. Ending starts at line 237. I fixed the wording so that the head strike doesn't sound more lethal than I intended. See you guys in another 4 years or so. I'm going to fucking bed since I have to get up for my shift at my local grocery store.

https://pastebin.com/afG7MezC

As always please tell me what you thought. Meido is olev.

[Anonymous No.]

What type of mg would be most likely to help a lost starved traveling human

[Anonymous No.]

Demon? What about Cyberdemon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>23427022
I enjoyed it anon! Thank you for the read!

[Anonymous No.]

New Kobold daughteru commission is done!

https://imgbox.com/g/3tnsCfQIN1

She would love doing lewd things on a livestream, either solo like this or as a family!

[Anonymous No.]

>>23427032

[Anonymous No.]

>>23427032
Why cheshire cat, of course.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23427042
Holy shit that’s hot

[Anonymous No.]

>>23427042
Why?

[Anonymous No.]

>>23427042
Ravioli Ravioli do not lewd the doggo loli

[Anonymous No.]

>>23427050
Cutest Lilim.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23427042
>Aogami
Absolute fucking mad lad

[Anonymous No.]

>>23427022
I thought it was one of the better Kikimora stories out there. It felt a little rushed at the end but it was still really good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23427050
Flat as a pancake!

[Anonymous No.]

>>23427121
sluttiest ntr gangbang lim

[Anonymous No.]

>>23427032
Wendigo

[Anonymous No.]

>>23427050
I'm going to have a godamn heart attack!

[Anonymous No.]

>>23427042
So I stake it your daughter is a buttslut?

[Anonymous No.]

>>23427226
>anon right before realizing the true meaning of Christmas

[Anonymous No.]

>go to the bar for a drink
>it's not until much later that you realize you've been getting smashed with a couple of oni for the last few hours
>you may or may not have drunkenly told them stuff like "where you live" and "how lonely you are"
I feel like this is a dangerous situation

[Anonymous No.]

>>23427131
I’d been putting off commissioning them for too long.

>>23427227
Oh, unbelievably!

[Anonymous No.]

>>23427022
I think Gwendolyn needs a happy end now too.
Or at least tell us what happened to her master.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23426825
>>23426860
I want to grope a dormouse's flat chest, while her butt firmly planted in my lap

[Anonymous No.]

>>23427268
Thankfully my unfiltered personality will have undoubtedly turned them off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23427308
>Thankfully my unfiltered personality will have undoubtedly turned them off.
>implying they wouldn't match make you with one of their lonely, desperate friends

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>>23427268
I’m gonna go to the roughest, toughest bar in all of town and try to hold back tears while I drink the pain of this week away. I got fired thanks to this virus and I had to put my dog down earlier this week, and now the hard drive on my laptop got corrupted and now I need to buy a new one. This has been one of the worst weeks of my life and I just want to scream, I haven’t slept properly since I left the vet without my dog, and I also haven’t eaten anything in about two days because I’ve been living paycheck to paycheck since my job was deemed “non essential”.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23427268
More dangerous would be you coming to the defense of the dormouse being spied by the local creepsters while she seems to be passed out.

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>>23427042
Long time no see. Good commissions!

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>>23427022
One day Gwen will have a husband!

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>>23427353
I'm very sorry for your loss man.
I know the pain of losing a member of the family, especially one as loving as a loyal dog. But they are free of the physical shell, and they wouldn't want you to be so sad over them. When you catch yourself remembering them, remember them in their prime.

As for the job situation, gave you gotten your taxes in? There are many essential companies hiring right now, and you can get unemployment checks while you search for a new job.

Take each step one at a time. You must endure and survive now like so many had to do before us.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23427303
She never had one, she married her job.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23427334
They must really hate that friend

[Anonymous No.]

>>23427040
My waifu told me about those.
She told me to shoot them until they die.

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>>23427408
So then maybe one day a large Kiki maid training corporation is looking to buy her out, and the sales representative takes a liking to her?
Or one day while she is grocery shopping, a young flirt starts chatting her up, making her feel at least 30 years younger
Or she meets her true love in the retirement home in the form of an old, salty war vet!

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>>23427268
Those are some good-sized Oni.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23427353
Even the meanest Oni would drink with you Anon

[Anonymous No.]

If I could have one power when going into mgeland it would be to hide my presence completely, including any mana. So that no monster wastes her time on me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23427508
Something about the size of their heads dips into the uncanny valley for me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23427547
Why would you go in the first place?

[Anonymous No.]

>>23427268
>implying I'd ever go to a bar to begin with

[Anonymous No.]

>>23426080
Some fucker using a Feraligatr icon

[Anonymous No.]

>>23427584
Experiencing new things

[Anonymous No.]

>>23427353
I wish you pleasant dreams and hope for the best. Don't dwell on the pain and get some sleep. Sometimes a good rest offers a different perspective.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23427438
Shoot em with what?

[Anonymous No.]

>>23425257
I had this prompt in my head for a while, and I figured I might as well get back into writing. Lewd later.
https://pastebin.com/hu5HhVa6

[Anonymous No.]

>>23427863
Warmly waiting

[Anonymous No.]

>>23425206
Well at least there no having to be a concubine(male) to some old fart.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23425206
I just hope I don’t become the slave to that one senator Biggus Clitus.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23427579
They need to be bigger otherwise they get that horrific lanky look to them

I like the big girls to look like tall girls but scaled up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23427863
Love it anon! A few spelling mistakes like spelling content instead of continent during the start of line 2. Great Start though and would love to see more!

[Anonymous No.]

>>23427353
Don't worry, the mean tough biker gang of onis, manticores, and hellhounds would give you loving attention.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23427863
It would suck to be a Carthaginian in this world. Someone needs to teach the legionnaires to use less salt in their cooking.

[Anonymous No.]

Are there any of KC's art like these that are uncensored? Or are they all black bar'd?

[Anonymous No.]

Pulling all-nighters until the portals open, day (night?) 1.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23428137
Mega link in the op has KC's minimalist censers

[Anonymous No.]

>>23428198
thanks m8

[Anonymous No.]

Remember, the best romance is equal parts raw physical need.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23428250
Emotional catharsis.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23428257
And a complete abandonment of all other concerns but the person before you

[Anonymous No.]

If you cast megamorphosis on a Shirokuto loli will they turn into a granny?
They're the oldest sabbath members.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23428346
The spell gives an adult figure, that's it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23428089
>the rival gangs forget their differences to help a depressed anon who walks into their bar
If I wasn’t too drunk I’d write a story about it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23428474
Think about your lilim wife and go to bed.

[Anonymous No.]

I wish I could just be kidnapped away by a loving Trumpart, and given a place in Wonderland.

[Anonymous No.]

what people need is a 0-100 rape
like theres a knock on the door, you open in and BAM, succubus sucking your dick

[Anonymous No.]

>>23428613
If she looked like a cute teenager, I'd be all for that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23428613
only if its a rata sneaking into my room and i wake up to being ridden

[Anonymous No.]

>>23428632
>>23428635
It's not really rape if it's a girl you like, now is it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>23428613
0-100 would more me a wurm on the same energy terry crews old spice ads have, smashing through your wall like the cool-aid man

[Anonymous No.]

>>23428613
>>23428692
0-100 would be all of a sudden, with no warning, being balls-deep in a Baphomet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23428613
You're funny Anon, stay out of the corn fields.

[Anonymous No.]

Ittan-momen are the only mofu that appeal to me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23428699
I'm ok with that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23428692
so a muscled darks kinned wurm smashing through the house screaming POWER!

[Anonymous No.]

>>23428613

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>>23428847
How do I keep Holsts as far away as possible?

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>>23428858
A well placed cattle-stop.

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>>23428946
You're telling me I could keep P'orcs, Holsts, and Minos away with a metal grate?

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>>23428966
Well, yeah.

Hoofed Monsters fear the cattle-stop.

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>>23428969
Here I was thinking it'd be more complex. Well, that significantly reduces the chance of a mamono I don't like ambushing me.

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>>23428983
It also helps if you paint your neighbor's door red.

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>>23429073
That seems a bit mean-spirited. Painting a trail leading to another town red would be less likely to cause conflicts.

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>>23429117
If Gary didn't want a war he shouldn't have "borrowed" my hedge trimmers if he didn't intend to return them. Fuck Gary.

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>>23428847

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>>23429073
>'ORA!'
>Hear the sound of a door being tackled down, torn off it's hinges.

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>>23425385
They'd kiss your nose and smile before saying you are now manually breathing just like me

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>>23428858
Tell them you have cooties.

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>>23429252
Figures he was a filthy frenchie queer.

[Anonymous No.]

I had a dream where I was on a date with her and we went to a frickin' gas station for coffee. That's not romantic at all.

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>>23428477
How the fuck do you know my waifu?

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>>23429450
Power fantasies and depression go hand in hand.

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So smoke hobo's work on the "and suddently:WIFE" thing right?
how does that work even? i mean the're not mindflays but can still fuck with the sense of presence

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>>23429493
They're just so audacious!

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>>23429493
I mean, they're basically squatter wives.

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>>23429493
Having a hobo as a wife seems like more trouble than it's worth

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>>23429422
>Meanwhile lich slowly opens her eyes, and points a delicate finger towards a nearby book, which immediately flips open, words appearing out of nowhere
>'Target: located'
>'Location: Gas Station by the nth astral junction'
>'Duration: 47 minutes'
>'Result: Success. Dream link established. Enjoyable.'
>Her lips curl imperceptibly in the hint of a ghost of a smile. "Cute."