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Maid guild is becoming more popular.

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>> No.23410643

>>23410621
Would a spider maid even clean the cobwebs

>> No.23410652

>>23410577
So is it sad, shameful or normal for a ratatoskr to be caught cuddling her own tail?

>> No.23410653

>>23410577
Reverse cowgirl is where it's at with squirrels.

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23410670

I picked her up and made her a kiss slut instead

>> No.23410677
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23410677

Marry a dorf anon, they can come in any variety of other MG style you wish.

>> No.23410678

>>23410643
If they were like real spiders they might even eat the old webs to regain material to make new webs (though the dust from cobwebs might be off-putting to their taste buds).

>> No.23410684

>>23410652
>tfw no ratatoskr childhood friend to play video games with as you both lay on her big bushy tail

>> No.23410686

>>23410643
Yeah, except of course in the rape room.

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>>23410652
Ehh, its pretty normal for single ratas to sleep holding their own tails.

>> No.23410714
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23410714

Dog Onee-san in a box!

>> No.23410720

>>23410677
Aren't dorafs dwarfs? Or are they supposed to be something else?

>> No.23410724
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23410724

Undead nobility, putting on servant garments to please their husbands!

>> No.23410732

>>23410724
That's odd because I put on a butler outfit to serve them?

>> No.23410734
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23410734

>>23410720
>dorafs

What?

>> No.23410747
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23410747

Everyone enjoying their excuse to be a shut-in? I sure am, I spent some of it translating a shit ton of pages from side guide III. They're way too long to post here so here's the history of Saida section: https://pastebin.com/T6JDTX8n
and the present Saida section: https://pastebin.com/x5qGns7S
Ironically more about their tech here than in the gremtronics article.

Also, now that the sections I was most interested in are done, I want to try something different and see what article from the Saida section interests the thread most. So here's a poll to vote in https://www.strawpoll.me/19751043

>> No.23410750

>>23410732
Challenging your wife to a servant battle?
She won't lose!!!

>> No.23410788

>>23410714
>Only horny nee-sans get in this box

>> No.23410792

>>23410720
They're dwarves but not as interesting

>> No.23410801

>>23410720
Draph are more like minotaurs (look at the dudes if you don't believe me). That the females are shortstacks is just a miracle of sexual dimorphism.

>> No.23410802

>>23410747
Based vulture. Threw in a vote for neon street.

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23410806

>>23410788
Very helpful as well. She's always ready to lend a hand!

>> No.23410837 [SPOILER] 
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23410837

Going on adventures with monoeyes! And leaving those mucus-covered fakers at the starting town!

>> No.23410842

>>23410747
Tasty tasty lore. Always nice to see good things come out of bad things.

>> No.23410854

>>23410724
Where's zombie-chan?

>> No.23410859

>>23410643
>old, dust covered unused webs
Of course, nothing but the freshest, stickiest webs for mastah

>> No.23410869

>>23410747
>MGE is a hugbox!
>Monsters won't be able to deal with war and violence
And yet the history of MGE world is incredibly dark and violent, with the relatively recent addition of MGs just doing their best to make things a little bit better

>> No.23410882
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23410882

How does one avoid the wrong monsters? I don't want to get bullied for the rest of my life by a kumiho.
>mana marker
And who could I trust for that? I don't want to get fucked over. And what if my tastes are specific? I don't want an anubis being a bossy bitch to me.

>> No.23410894

>>23410869
Depends on what you mean by "relative." It has been about a thousand years since the monster girl era started after all. Sure history before that may be much longer, but what with the cyclical genocides I bet a lot of it wasn't recorded.

>> No.23410896

>>23410747
Interesting.
Lighting weapons charged by thunderstones can be lethal or non-lethal depending on whether they were charged naturally or with DE.

I imagine similar weapons can be created with other elements, an idea I already have in a little offshoot of the MGE setting that I write about.

>> No.23410915

>>23410882
Mana markers are specific to particular species, and monsters are big romantics so chances are if you are sincere about attracting a particular species then any reputable shop that provides this service in a monster friendly place is going to help you out.

>> No.23410936

>>23410882
Ran doesn't bully anyone.

>> No.23410945

>>23410894
Between scripture and the ego of Demons, though not necessarily other monsters, there is probably some record.

But even then, Court Alf was a tinder box that finally went off DURING the time of the current DL.

Monstergirls aren't entirely ignorant of war and suffering, nor do they try and bury the dark history of the world. They bear it and do their best to make things better.

>> No.23410951

>>23410747
>Mamono realm lightning makes humans cum repeatedly if they are struck by it.

Now that is both new and also somehow not surprising.

And dang, I gotta agree with the thunderbird that it's strange any humans lived on old Saida.

>> No.23410956

>>23410894
At one point one of the loops was long enough to give rise to high tech civilization and automatons, likely thousands of years ahead of our own technology and that's just one cycle of culling. Chief Gods are huge jerks.

>> No.23410969

>>23410882
You don't have to worry about being stuck with any truly "wrong" monsters; there's setting stuff in place to prevent that. Mana markers are more to give your favorite species dibs on you than to keep you from being stuck with shit. I'd generally expect any monster capable of doing the marker to do it right unless they want you for themselves. Zo long as you're earnest, at least.

>> No.23410970

>>23410882
Someone on MGR recently translated an old Q&A.
>28. Question: Imagine a situation: a man who is afraid of snakes will be attacked by Shirohebi in love with him. What do you think Shirohebi will do if he tells her that he hates snakes? Can she dutifully abandon him?
>Answer: Of course, she will try to convey to this man all the charms of her snake body! If you do not want to get involved with this monster girl because of hatred in your hands ... then there is also the opportunity to send Shirohebi to another. But I do not think that you will be disappointed in the personality of this girl.

>> No.23410971

>>23410936
Even though Ran is very trustworthy—highly unusual for a fox—it is inadvisable to anger her by attacking a certain catgirl.

This will prompt severe but proportionate bullying.

>> No.23410981

>>23410951
Humans are stubborn

>> No.23410985

>>23410971
Anyone attacking Chen needs a kick in the neds.

>> No.23410990

>>23410915
I just want to make sure some malicious danuki doesn't hook me up with an infernal bitch or liver snapper.

>>23410971
What is she like? Ran, I mean. Whoever the fox is and the thing possessing her.

>> No.23411003

>>23410970
That sounds genuinely heartbreaking. Let's appreciate monstergirls, everyone!

>> No.23411011

>>23410747
>Eh? Boats don’t fly in the sky? Oh yeah, that!
>In Saida, we have “airships”.
>Many gremlins that were interested in thunderstones moved here, and they brought some kinda ancient technology with them to the city, developing it like it is now, and the airship was one of them, it flies through the sky even though it’s a boat!? Isn’t that awesome?
This is why I want to go to MGE, rather than have portals open to here.

>> No.23411042

>>23410747
I always appreciate the small anecdotes he throws in, as with the black harpy backing some guy into a wall.

>> No.23411045

>>23410956
Actually that was apparently not part of the loops, and may have been from before the cycle ever started. Recall that all indications are the automatons and their society consisted of neither humans nor monsters (i.e. the remnant mana in them is noted to not be from either sort of being).

In other words, at present that high tech civilization looks to have been populated by some other, unknown type of being.

>> No.23411047

>>23410990
Gentle.

https://en.touhouwiki.net/wiki/Perfect_Memento_in_Strict_Sense/Ran_Yakumo

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23411066

>>23411047
A-are you sure?

>> No.23411079

>>23411066
One can never be sure around youkai.

>> No.23411091

>>23411066
I'm absolutely convinced.

>> No.23411100

>>23411047
>Sup dawg, we herd u like shikigami...

>> No.23411106

>>23411066
Maybe she's wearing those straps so you'd let your guard down.

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>>23410747
>Look over there. I wonder why he came to this kind of place, that serious-looking lanky guy that was approached by a black harpy, and cornered into a wall? They’re booking at the same time Well shit, both are pretty serious. Her expression has the eyes of someone totally looking at a male, and she’s even licking her lips I’m sure he’ll get plenty of love. A whole lifetime

Now I really want to see this scene illustrated by someone.

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23411158

>>23411106
So she can do this.

>> No.23411181

>>23410734
>What
They're called ドラフ. I don't play it so I forgot what the official english spelling is.

>> No.23411198

>>23411045
>before the cycle ever started
That leads to some rather interesting theories. Was the race that predated humans another race that the old chief god got tired of? Were they created by someone or something other than the chief god? Do they predate even the old chief god himself?

>> No.23411204

>>23411158
So it's true then, a nine-tailed fox's tails can trap someone faster than the blink of an eye.

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23411213

zzzz

>> No.23411230

>>23411158
I wonder what sort of things happened in it. Bet it was lewd!

>> No.23411239

>>23411158
I want Yuuka to do this for me. Or maybe not.

>> No.23411280

>>23411198
>Do they predate even the old chief god himself?
Kinda hard to pre-date the being that created the universe, but alright.

>> No.23411287
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23411287

>>23410621
Yuki-chan tries her best, but not all girls are meant to be maids

>> No.23411313

>>23410945
Now I want a Demon warlord who's from the age of the former demon lord that's supper regretful about her past but at the same time can't really leave it behind either.

>> No.23411319

>>23411287
Maid of the cold storage unit.

>> No.23411326

>>23411122
I could see my waifu pulling something like this if I lost a bet.

Keeping it 100, though, cooking naked just feels right.

>> No.23411335

>>23411151
>serious-looking lanky guy
Me

>> No.23411347

>>23411287
That girl needs a Yeti. The container, I mean. I bet that brand would be super confusing in Winterstown.

>> No.23411355

>>23411198
>race that predated humans
Dragons, or maybe the round ones.

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23411356

>>23410724
I prefer the one where they're pampering the unborn boy's expecting mother, trying to win her approval and become his betrothed before he's even born.

>> No.23411362

>>23411356
From the thumbnail I thought it was a guy with a beer gut.

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23411370

>>23411347
It's the hottest holiday item in Winterstown, shops can't keep up with demand!

>> No.23411372

>>23411319
You can certainly count on her for hiding a body.

>> No.23411381

what are you built for, /mgg/?

>> No.23411384

>>23411372
>Yuki-chan. This may sound odd, but I need your services.

>> No.23411385

>>23411362
It's the hairstyle. We usually see blind bangs on female characters but not with that kinda hair.

>> No.23411397
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23411397

>be shota
>in a arcade playing street fighter
>midway through kicking this AI's shit in when I hear it
"Ara~ara~"
>that dreaded noise removes all the color from my face
>slowly turn around and spot the origin of the horrid vocals
>a succ
>not just any succ
>a tall, big tiddy succ
"Ara~ who would just leave such a scrumptious cutie here all by himself?"
>use my pubescent brain to figure a way out
"Want onee-chan here to take you home?"
>she then opens her arms for a hug and slowly inches towards me
>shit looks really inviting, especially her eyes
>very inviting
>but i remember one this that snaps me back to reality
>I don't even have a big sister
>"Screw you, lady! I don't even have a sister! Also, those tats make you look fat!"
>she stops in her track, obviously fake look of being taken aback by the childish insult
>use this chance to book it
>succ, not prepared for such a boldfaced tactic, was unable to stop me from getting out of the arcade and down the street
>still is able to quickly close the distance by literally flying down the street
"Children who say such naughty things deserve to get punished~!"
>quickly round the corner and duck into a nearby alleyway

>> No.23411411

>>23411122
You know where you looked first. There’s no point in denying it. Enjoy your life as an Alp.

>> No.23411453

>>23411045
Wait I though the great desert kingdom was destroyed by an Apophis like snake that was the first demon lord. Wasn't the entire point that heros and incubi are the original race. The cycle was started and humans were chained and monsters were created so human population could never reach what it was before the cycle started.

>> No.23411460

>>23411356
When you live as long as a kitsune you can play the looooooong game. What is that, Tale of Genji, right?

>> No.23411462

>>23410747
>Everyone enjoying their excuse to be a shut-in?
I still have to go to work since I'm a military subcontractor. Gotta make weapons for both the military / NATO and civilian markets for when the portals open.

>> No.23411478
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23411478

>>23411462
I thought we wanted the portals to open?

>> No.23411489

>>23410724
>no Wisp
Pass

>> No.23411500

>>23411478
Gotta have something to point at the girls that don't know how to ring the bell. Also gotta have something other than a sword at your side for ADVENTURE.

>> No.23411504

>>23411381
Running, but alas the body is breaking down in this old age.

>> No.23411508

>>23411397
>Duck into nearby Alleyway
Better hope it has an exit. Else he will get SUCCED. I wish that was me!

>> No.23411536

>>23411478
We do but OTHERS don't, and those OTHERS will use weapons against them.

>> No.23411551 [DELETED] 

Which monster girl makes the best niecester? I've seen aunsters brought up but I haven't seen anyone mention niecesters yet. I'm simple so I think Lizardman sounds best.

>> No.23411553
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23411553

>>23411397
>succ flies by and, noticing the lack of shota, stops midway
>she starts scanning the road and alleys for me
>take the precious few seconds I have to make my way through the alley when I trip over something
>look back to see what it was
>see nothing
>then I hear something shift behind me
"Hora~hora~"
>turn around to see pic related
"What brings such a tasty looking morsel around here?"
>this hoochie ain't gonna actually eat me, will she?
>"you aren't gonna a-actually eat me, are you?"
"Ohohoho~ I wouldn't dare hurt a hair on your head! Though, a taste doesn't sound so bad right now..."
>start slowly backing away until I hit something soft
"Found you~"
>stuck between a rock and a hard place
>or, in this case, a succ and a grape
>wat do?

>> No.23411570

>>23411500
>Also gotta have something other than a sword at your side for ADVENTURE.
Cursed Sword is fine, but gun tsukumogami are also neat.

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23411574

Remember anons, do your best to encourage your lich waifu to do her best so she never skips leg day! You'll have a causality-defying arch-lich in no time!

>> No.23411578
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>>23411453
It is indeed implied that humans were made in a non-limited state, and the pharaohs did have an ancient prosperous kingdom but that seems to all be quite separate from the civilization the automatons were a part of. The desert kingdom ruins are not noted for having any signs of such advanced technology for instance.

Also, it's not like the mana of a unfettered human ceases to be human, it just becomes stronger. Yet the mana in the automatons is explicitly not human.

Right now my theory would be that the automaton civilization predates humans and monsters. Perhaps they were some other race the gods made and later destroyed.

>> No.23411589

>>23411551
>Niece
My mind jumps to pure little girls I could do platonic Uncle Anon things with, so unicorn, lizardmen, and mantises would all be good.

If we're talking about lewd little girls seducing old men, alice, kobold, and probably were cats would be queen.

>>23411570
>gun tsukumogami are also neat.
Also entirely possible.

>> No.23411598

>>23411372
>>23411384
>Wendi-chan hasn't had meat in 3 days and she's going crazy
>Mama Wendi is on a rush to the next town over to get some emergency meat
>Papa Wendi finally finds Yuki and Yeti at the ice cream shop after looking for them for an hour
>He needs Yuki-chan to keep Wendi-chan's boyfriend in cold storage until she calms down
>"Don't let the nice boy freeze to death, but uhh, give him some comic books and hot tea, keep him busy you know"
>"I can keep him warm with hugs!"
>"No no, he's Wendi-chan's boyfriend, he might get addicted to your hugs. Now hurry, comic books, freezer, boyfriend, go go go"
>"But Mr. Wendi I don't have comic books! My mom won't let me rea-"
>Yeti grabs Yuki and starts running
>"I've got board games and an electric blanket, we gotta hurry before Wendi-chan's chaos gets outta control"

>> No.23411599

>>23411553
Is that really supposed to be an apophis? The mouth full of little teeth is not a interpretation I've seen before.

>> No.23411623

>>23411599
Nah it's like a sleep paralysis/dream demon or something.

>> No.23411645

>>23411599
>>23411623
It looked like an apophis to me when I first saved the image, I was trying to go for a scary oujo-sama apophis, but seeing how short it ended up being I could see how that could've been misinterpreted

>> No.23411657

>>23411553
Simple. Fuck them both. Old hag virgins are weak to BSC (Big Shota Cock).

>> No.23411660

>>23411478
Take me for a ride, Marisa.

>> No.23411724

>>23411478
If the portals open, we still have to make sure they’re MGE monsters or something similar and not something out of a grim dark hellscape

>> No.23411744
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23411744

>>23411553
You people need to learn to turn the light on.

>> No.23411786

>>23410409
Kitsune-tsuki are my favorite fox-type mamono, although I'd prefer a similar effect with a different mamono base.

>>23410677
Why, when elves are superior in every way?

>> No.23411797

>>23411724
I'd be okay with literally any monster girls from a portal as long as they weren't the MGQ variety. Even ones that act human or "3dpd" as some would call it is still a vast improvement over now with the chance of actual monster girl porn.

>> No.23411808

>>23411724
>portals open
>half from actual MGE and half from /tg/'s MGE variant
>war breaks out

>> No.23411846

>>23411808
>A small but vocal percentage from Infinichan's /monster/ too

>> No.23411859

>>23411744
I want her to Visit me every night to drain me dry! Even eventually showing off her now pregnant belly as she rides me.

>> No.23411862

What is the best species for getting extreme level-drained, followed by loving aftercare?

>> No.23411864

Monster girls become real, but you have to pick a reptile-type girl to marry.

https://monstergirlencyclopedia.fandom.com/wiki/Category:Reptile_Type

Which do you pick? And why?

>> No.23411865

>>23410714
this picture is one of my favorite things

>> No.23411889

>>23411862
Dark slime

>> No.23411899

>>23411862
Wight

>> No.23411912

>>23411864
Shirohebi, 'cause they are my OG favorite from when I first discovered the Encyclopedia. These days I like Legs more, but the yansnek is still my favorite scaled lady.

>> No.23411916

>>23411864
Always liked the exotic allure of apophis, but I feel I'd be doing my late mother proud if I went with a dragon.

>> No.23411944

>>23411864
A bratty JK Shirohebi and/or edgy chuuni dork of a Basilisk.

>> No.23411947
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23411947

I love Hellhounds!

>> No.23411958

>>23411864
For this prompt I guess a Shirohebi because I love clingy obsessive yanderes. Although The only monster I would want is my Night Gaunt waifu. I personally like to imagine that while we are transformed together she is submissive and passive like a normal Night Gaunt but if I transform back she becomes more clingy than a wisp or shirohebi and wants me to transform back.

>> No.23411959

>>23410714
>not into dogs
>or onee-sans
I'll pass. If she follows me, I'll help her find an otouto. If she starts calling me otouto, I calmly make my way to the nearest Sabbath HQ to get her off my back.

>> No.23411964

>>23411864
I want to say echidna, but unless she comes with her own money, babby would be hard to afford. If that requisite isn't met, probably a lizardman. They've got a great air about them and I like the diligent personality I tend to imagine them with. I'm no warrior though, so if I'm not appealing to one a medusa whose bullshit I can see through or a vanilla lamia would do quite well.

>> No.23411970

>>23411864
It would take some work, but I would go for an Echidna. They make for great wives and mothers, and the idea of raising a new, unique species with her sounds very cute.

>> No.23411971

>>23411944
And as for the reasoning - Basilisk and Shirohebi are my favorite reptile mamono (only others that really appeal to me are Medusa and Wyvern), I like JK-type girls, and Shirohebi fits well as a clingy teenager, and Basilisks fit chuunibyou well, which is a personality type I've been into lately.

>> No.23411993

>>23411797
Amen to that. If you you want a waifu, go the fuck back to /a/

We're monsterfuckers over here.

>> No.23411994

>>23411864
Wurm, because cute and affectionate.
I wish there was a reptile Ocelomeh counterpart, cause Lizardman and Salamander are cool, but I couldn't meet their standards.

>> No.23411996

>>23411971
>JK-type
what is this

>> No.23411997

>>23411744
God dammit I'm probably gonna be taking a vacation now aren't I?
in my defense, the darkened image really did look like a apophis to me

>> No.23412006

>>23411996
High-school body type/mindset.

>> No.23412008

>>23411864
Can the Reptile also be Undead?
>Salamander
I'll take a fiery Salamander Wisp.

>> No.23412017

>>23412006
Ah, nice

>> No.23412018

>>23411994
>Wurm
>cute
How?

>> No.23412022

>>23411862
Wights or demons.

>> No.23412023

>>23411993
I mean I still want my waifu but if that wasn't an option and it was either what we have now or slutty EMG girls I'd pick the second because at least it'd be something to wank to

>> No.23412031

>>23411993
Speak for yourself. I only want my waifu and would only accept MGE.

>> No.23412045
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23412045

>>23412008
>Can the Reptile also be Undead?
Of course, pic related.
>>23412018
Their simple nature is a factor, but maybe I'm too influenced by fanart.

>> No.23412080

>>23412045
>absurd strength
>too stupid to dissuade
>treat their husbands like children
>strong enough senses to track a man miles away
I can't help but find them horrifying.

>> No.23412131

>>23411864
I can’t decide between a lamia or an echidna.

>> No.23412154

>>23411994
Just challenge a salamander to something she can't win. Then proclaim victory over her.

Or, decline her challenge for a fighting duel. She'll follow you around until you accept. This means she'll practically be living with you, and when a monster girl lives with a human man for so long, no matter the circumstances or her initial lack of attraction to you, her instincts will consider you her husband, and she'll act on it, and it'll become official.

Lastly, if all else fails, you could just plead on your hands and knees, begging, follow her around, never accept no for answer. She'll eventually cave in or find someway around her criteria, a loophole, that would allow you to marry her

>> No.23412167

>>23412023
There are decent girls in MonMusu so I’d definitely pick that.

>> No.23412193

>>23412080
That third point isn’t inherently true. I’m sure there are Wurms that could crush boulders in their hands and still think you’re a strong, manly man for being able to open a pickle jar.

>> No.23412213

>>23411994
Not particularly into Salamanders, but here goes:

>Accept her challenge
>Fight to your best
>Lose
>She starts to leave
>Push yourself to get back up
>Challenge her to a rematch immediately
>Repeat until you pass out from exhaustion

At the very least, you'll leave an impression, and she might feel obliged to take care of you until you wake up. At which point, challenge her again immediately. Let her know that if she declines your challenge ever, she forfeits, and has lost.

>> No.23412226
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23412226

>>23411864
Probably a lizzie, though a ryu may be nice as long as I don't touch the reverse scale.

>> No.23412229

>>23412193
I don't care about machismo.
I'm talking about the fact that the Dragonia setting info further developed Wurms into being overly motherly, even to their husbands.

>> No.23412242

>>23412154
Or you could just train (with her) until you beat her. You don't even have to win; the earnest effort and fervent desire would be enough, really. Plus, it sounds fun. I'd definitely train with the waifu if I had a warrior type, if only for exercise, fun, and sweaty post-workout sex.

>> No.23412256

>>23412193
I think he means that they have to be careful around their husbands because of their insane strength. Having a loving wurm taking extra-special care not to hurt you would be cute though. And with incubus mana you'd probably become as hard as she is so she can get rougher and rougher until your pelvis is no longer shattered.

>> No.23412279

>>23412213
Now I just imagine a guy stalking a salamander and challenging her in bizarre situations.
>in the tub
>on the train
>in class
>at the office
>at her parent's house
She would either be impressed or scared by his persistence.

>> No.23412290

>>23411864
Can I pick multiple reptile types?

>> No.23412297

>>23412290
You didn't roll doubles, so no.

>> No.23412335
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23412335

>>23411864
For me, it's the Wyvern

>> No.23412374

>>23412335
Kc does such amazing big titties.

>> No.23412387

>>23412335
gimme your belt

>> No.23412403

>>23412374
While I prefer his lolis I do like KC and Will's other art. I like that he has resisted the recent hyper thicc craze and still has proportions. Breast can be big without going full retard.

>> No.23412437

used condoms hanging out a girl's pussy and ass is my fetish but there's no condoms in MGE that lets me recreate such image myself so i can get really hard

>> No.23412451
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23412451

Do Echidnas lay eggs like pokemons?

>> No.23412456

>>23412437
can't*

>> No.23412476

>>23412437
The High Orc (they are in the profile picture) has special mushroom condoms filled with potions that are made to burst during sex.

>> No.23412486
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23412486

>>23412374
I like the way he does eyes.

>> No.23412546

Haku-sensei! Haku-sensei! Anon's cheating on the test, I saw notes written on his arm!

>> No.23412557

>>23412437
Have you tried asking her to use a condom?

>> No.23412568

>>23412403
I actually don't like KC's lolis all that much, but damn if some adult MGE girls aren't great as lolis the way I can imagine them and how some artists have drawn them.

>> No.23412630

>>23412335
I never noticed how they could use their claws like fingers before. I was wondering how she opens that book and uses the quill.

>> No.23412659

>>23411553
That's way too much onee-san for one shota. He won't be able to handle it!

>> No.23412691

>>23412229
When a Wurm that can barrel through four concrete walls without flinching says she's now your mom you don't get much choice.

>> No.23412705

>>23412691
And that's exactly why they're so fucking terrifying.

>> No.23412708

>>23412691
>Have wurm momster
>Don't even bother closing your door because she usually comes in through the floor or a wall
It's so hard to get privacy...

>> No.23412723

>>23412705
If you even look a little sad or lonely in Dragonia a Wurn will find you and she will mother you.

The shopkeepers have insurance specifically for that.

>> No.23412729

>>23412691
Wurm-san! That's not how motherhood works!

>> No.23412744

>>23412723
And that's why I'd never go near Dragonia.

>> No.23412758

>>23412744
It's kinda hard to get past the countries borders single anyway so it's not much of an issue.

>> No.23412765

>>23412729
Are you going to argue with the thing that just burst through the three foot thick walls of the town without slowing down.
>>23412744
What is your destination of choice Anon?

>> No.23412768

>>23410714
That's a boat though.

>> No.23412774
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23412774

I hope continuously blocked by warriors looking to challenge him.

>> No.23412793

>>23412765
I mean, if she doesn't have a loicense for that tunnel it's my civic duty to do so.

>> No.23412808

Ratitoskr.

>> No.23412823
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23412823

>>23412744
Do you think they'd actually hurt you? They wouldn't be so good at rescuing injured people if they were that careless.

>> No.23412844
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23412844

>>23412808
Forgot your pic, bro.

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23412856

>>23412844
My sources say no man can resist these.
Ufufufufu....

>> No.23412866
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23412866

>>23412808
Ate my own image.

>>23412844
Sure did.

>> No.23412891

>>23412557
there's no condoms tho. that's the problem

>> No.23412895

>Sex with loyal and stoic kiki maid!
>tags: Awkward Sex, expressionless

>> No.23412901

>>23412844
she looks like a bitchy news corporation CEO that puts your job on the line every time you undergo an assignment or a favor for her.

>> No.23412902

>>23412891
There are, though. If not, you can always make some. Hope you enjoy sheepskin.

>> No.23412912

>>23412902
that sounds painful. i'd request a demon realm official for condoms to be produced under commission for any sex product companies out there in the demon realm that can produce and sell them at demon realm stores.

>> No.23412918

>>23412895
Just give her some vodka, that will get her low inhib

>> No.23412941

>mg underdog

>> No.23412962

>>23412895
I'd be for it if she immobilized me on the bed first.

>> No.23412963

>>23412918
>my strict kiki maid getting drunk
Sounds scary
>inb4 she becomes really critical of herself when drunk.

>> No.23412966

Wear headphones while walking in the city to keep your round ears covered. THEY like to pounce when they see that you're not a monster

>> No.23412969

>>23412918
>awkward sex, expressionless, hold her hair back during her drunken sobbing fit

>> No.23412988

>>23412963
>>23412969
Then she gets angry with you for being a lazy NEET!

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23412996

Ancient evil sea monsters!

>> No.23413007
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23413007

>>23412996
How are you supposed to breathe underwater?

>> No.23413010

>>23413007
Mamono mana

>> No.23413015

>>23412988
Finally her expression and speech match!. [Son Am Disappoint Increases]

>> No.23413016

>>23413010
Kenkou "It's Mamono magic I ain't gotta explain shit" Cross

>> No.23413019

>>23413007
In MGE when you become a sea incubus you gain that power and girls like the Sea Bishop can perform a ritual to do it instantly.

>> No.23413020

>>23412966
Male elves don't count as monsters and they get pounced too.

>> No.23413021

>>23412963
>Get your strict kiki maid smashes, expecting to finally see her cut loose
>Turns out she's actually a sad drunk and spends the evening bawling
>Also turns out that crying blowjobs are pretty cash, somehow.

>> No.23413023

>>23413007
https://monstergirlencyclopedia.fandom.com/wiki/Monster_Girl_Encyclopedia_World_Guide_III:_Sabbath_Grimoire#Oceanic_Welcoming_Blessing_.28p79.29

>> No.23413028

>>23413007
Just breathe normally. Sooner or later while you're drowning, a Sea Bishop will make out with you granting you special powers. Or a Merrow will give you a nice hat.

>> No.23413029

>>23413007
Once you've been turned into an incubus by a sea monster you get water breathing automatically. Of course that does usually take time, so until then there is a temporary water breathing spell many monsters can use. Sea bishops also can turn someone into a sea incubus quickly thanks to a ritual they use, and they are often traveling around looking for opportunities to use it on new couples.

>> No.23413033

>>23413007
She told you before, she'd take your breath away

>> No.23413095

>>23413007
They fuck water breathing into you

>> No.23413099

>>23413021
Would definitely mostly just comfort and cuddle with her. Would be kinda awkward next day though I guess
tfw she sleeps in instead and gets pretty clingy for the rest of the day despite going back to her strict demeanor

>> No.23413121

>>23412765
Wonderland, Winterstown, or a Desert Kingdom.

>>23412823
Physically, likely not. Mentally/emotionally? Inevitable.

>> No.23413150

>>23413021
>>23413099
Some things just can't get any less awkward.
>>23413121
Not him. How is slowlizard going to hurt people like that?

>> No.23413172
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23413172

Stay out of Colorado and the mountains.

>> No.23413174

>>23413021
>Also turns out that crying blowjobs are pretty cash, somehow.
(Banshee liked that.)

>> No.23413176

>>23413150
Being too stupid to pick up on my difficulty communicating emotions, being overly motherly/smothering/overbearing, and leaving me feeling isolated.

>> No.23413187
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23413187

>>23413121
Wurms are like the personifications of dutiful rescue dogs, park rangers and moms turned into earth dragons, how would they inevitably hurt you emotionally?

>Wurms living in Dragonia are extremely sensitive to sounds and smells emanating from humans. Cries for help, impaired breathing caused by fatigue, bleeding due to trauma - they can feel all this, any human crisis. With a simple and undemanding character, Wurms are full of maternal love. They will take you to a calm tavern or hotel located in a natural cave, where you can relax after a trip. When they feel that a person is in trouble, they will overcome any obstacles to help him. Regardless of the opinion of their beloved family, regardless of the need to move through stone and earth - they will be engaged in saving people.

>In our Dragonia, having received careful care from Wurm, who helped a man when he fell into trouble in Dragonia, human men, attracted them by her faithful and affectionate nature, to marry them. Many women who want to join the ranks of the Dragon Knight Rangers aspire to become earth dragons, who are capable despite everything of even hard work , and whose main duties are saving people and protecting nature.

>> No.23413204

>>23413187
Overly maternal behavior makes me significantly uncomfortable as it is. Further, due to mamono nature, I'd likely be forced into being her husband, and I'd rather die than have to deal with a "mommywife".

>> No.23413222

>>23413176
>implying that magic pussy won't solve everything
She can convert emotions with her meaty claws. You can't be isolated and smothered by hot wet reptile cloaca. Let's face it, your emotional problems will be worn down by her unrelenting and literally autistic love.You can't escape the full 'tard, and complex emotion communication isn't necessary.

>> No.23413234

>>23413187
>having two wurm momsters
Not sure what I would be getting myself into.

>> No.23413240

>>23413222
And that's horrifying. Being mindbroken into a hollow, thoughtless dildo for a Wurm sounds absolutely awful.

>> No.23413255

>>23413222
This really sounds like a situation where ending up with wurm would be considered a bad end for him. At worst, she'd probably just rescue him, pat him on the head, and leave him conveniently close to a girl he wouldn't despise.

>> No.23413262

>>23413204
You're neglecting that it says they are undemanding. Anyway, if you don't want a wurm fine, but there's no need to be so disparaging toward such kind ladies.

>> No.23413281

>>23413187
>Get a scratch while walking through the woods on a low branch
>Starts to bleed a little
>Well that's annoying
>2 minutes later you see a ranger wurm barreling towards you
>Oh no

>> No.23413288

>>23413281
NOT AGAIN.

>> No.23413289

>>23413240
No one said you would be hollow or thoughtless. Being a dildo is mandatory, and mindbreak is arguable. I think the worst that could happen is that you wouldn't be allowed to be so emotionally standoffish. Nothing implies that she'd be a mommywife either, if anything, you'd be the more mature one. Wurms are smart enough to know that they aren't MENSA material.
>>23413255
I think it would be a much better end than he thinks, since he's a pessimist.

>> No.23413297

>>23413281
At least you get to be wrapped in comfy wurm coils.

>> No.23413302
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>>23413281
At least it isn't a bunch of these girls trying to be the first to bite you

>> No.23413307

>>23413240
>mindbroken into a hollow, thoughtless dildo
hot

>> No.23413317

>>23413302
I wouldn't mind a swarm of those trying to kidnap me and make me their colony provider,my hate/spookboner for bugs is intense

>> No.23413331

I'm gonna make my own harem of high powered monster girls by taking 5 zombies and fucking them until they are all wights.
I'm not sure what I will do after that, but I'll figure something out.
I just need to find a few zombies in the undead slums.

>> No.23413334

>>23413240
>Being mindbroken into a hollow, thoughtless dildo
but thats exactly what i want

>> No.23413339

>>23413302
Is she going to suck the blood out with that weird chest proboscisthing? That shit is huge.

>> No.23413341

>>23413331
prepare to be party wiped by a archpriest human childhood friend

>> No.23413358

>>23413341
Holy magic does nothing to monsters, though. She'd probably just show up acting all haughty then get instant loss'd.

>> No.23413360

>>23413341
That sounds like a perfect way for her to have her soul removed by the local lich and then double married by me.

>> No.23413362

>>23413172
Fuck off idiot

>> No.23413400

>>23413302
god fuck mosquitoes

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23413411

>>23413341
>prepare to be party wiped by a archpriest human childhood friend
I could see it

>> No.23413412

>>23413400
>fuck mosquitoes
That's the spirit!

>> No.23413415
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23413415

>>23413400
YES,these womanlets need to be knocked up once or thrice

>> No.23413423

>>23413331
>Anon gets a harem of five zombies
>gets them all to wight and keep getting stronger
>ends up with five absurdly powerful Wights that could take over the entire continent
>doesn't care about world domination and has no idea what he wants to do next
>he just stays home and makes love to his superpowerful wives

>> No.23413444

>>23413358
Literacy and holy magic dildo vs zombies. You are going to get a harem no matter who wins that fight. I'd bet on the archpriest.

>>23413360
The lich could go either way, but yeah, you are getting doubled married for sure.

>> No.23413470

>>23413339
I'd say fangs like in >>23413415

Or a proboscis hidden in her mouth

>> No.23413486

>>23413444
I wonder how she would react to having her body become a zombie and her soul a ghost. Having to watch me fuck her body just after it gets resurrected.

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23413494

>>23413341
>>23413331

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23413521

>>23413486
KC's already covered how that works/how they react to it actually.

>Moreover, compared to the body, the nature of a “soul's” existence is unstable. Depending on the situation in which the soul is placed, there are cases when unpredictable circumstances may occur. For example, in the case that the “soul” which ought to return to the body has already become a “ghost”, and additionally has also acquired a partner and generated a body with his essence so that she has firmly established herself as a soul only existence, then when raise is cast on the remaining body, a portion of her soul will be parted from her ghost as if being drawn to her body, i.e., a single soul will be split into two, so that two monsters, both a “zombie” and a “ghost” will be born from a single dead person. Despite being split in two, it doesn't change the fact that the soul is the same, and they will exist as two who are one with the link maintained. They each have their own consciousness and are capable of independently pondering different things, yet they each recognize each other as the very same person. It causes a sensation like having two different bodies. Due to this, they share memories and can even share the pleasure given to them by their partner by synchronizing their common feelings towards him.

>> No.23413533

>>23413470
That makes sense. This still doesn't explain the chest thing that looks like a proboscis. It almost looks like ti connects to her vagina and she somehow slurps blood out of you while riding. That's gotta be some really tight pussy, stupidly tight. I'm thinking that maybe she has some inner micro-needles that excite/irritate the man and draw blood up the chest tube.

>> No.23413544

Didn't see it posted here but more old questions got translated.
http://www.monstergirlsredux.com/viewtopic.php?f=13&t=1574&p=29527#p29527

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23413568

>>23413544
>monstergirlsredux

>> No.23413588
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23413588

>>23413494
I'm always a sucker for a uniform.

>> No.23413597

>>23413568
That's where translations tend to come from yes

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23413602

>>23413494
Come ahead now. It's alright. Step on me.

>> No.23413604

>>23413302
kill it with fire

>> No.23413608

>>23413604
Why not breed it instead?

>> No.23413619

>>23413494
Kinda want her to stomp on me

>> No.23413622

>>23413568
sup newfag, how long have you been here?

>> No.23413628
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>> No.23413630

>>23412744
I'd only go to Dragonia if I had some method to time my visit just right so I get the disguised queen as my guide.

>> No.23413638
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23413638

What sort of monstergirl is this?

>> No.23413645

>>23413494
She'll protect us from the scary, smelly Undead!

>> No.23413653

>>23413638
Moffu manticores obviously

>> No.23413662

>>23413638
Like 8 Weresheep taped together that haven't been shorn in months.

>> No.23413669

>>23413638
Several Kesaran Pasaran with unusual amount of fuzz lumped together.

>> No.23413680

>>23413638
We gotta shave some excess.

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23413688

>>23413628
:)

>> No.23413690

>>23413638
Keseran Pasaran

>> No.23413695

>>23413411
Reimu, what are you plotting?

>> No.23413725

>>23411287
>complaining about iced coffee

>> No.23413728
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23413728

Everything is fun and games until a Echidna lures you into her marriage dungeon with the promises of great loot

>> No.23413739

>>23413728
Jokes on her. I lied. I am no bachelor.
Give me your treasure.

>> No.23413753

>>23413739
It was the friends you made along the way

>> No.23413770

>>23413728
Is the final room just her in a wedding dress?
I bet the grates treasure is her virginity.

>> No.23413773

>>23413753
So it has come to this. Does she really want to know if a foot can fit up a snek ass?

>> No.23413781

>>23413770
Yes,except its rigged with traps so you are never escaping once you step in,enjoy your new life as a dungeon master

>> No.23413785

>>23413773
The answer is yes. She's been practicing.

>> No.23413789

>>23413695
I want the cute order priestess to purify my filthy incubus cock every night!

>> No.23413792

>>23413773
Are you sure anon? snek tail is very heavy and thick

>> No.23413822

>>23410747
Damn, that actually really cool and interesting lore

>> No.23413828

>>23413728
I'm going to hire a Mimic to sneak me into her treasure room in an instant.

>> No.23413885

>>23413289
Mindbreak would be needed for me to be compatible with her - as is the case with any mamono someone dislikes. It's not just a matter of emotional standoffishness either, I get incredibly uncomfortable around maternal types.

>>23413302
Now here's a mamono that I'd love to marry. Especially a swarm.

>> No.23413910

>>23413725
It’s not supposed to be frozen solid though right?

>> No.23413912

>>23413789
With prayer?

>> No.23413921

>>23411287
>literally the twin maids from Fire Emblem Fates

>> No.23413925

>>23413921
>implying I’ve ever played a fire emblem game besides the GBA one

>> No.23413931

>>23413925
Which GBA one?

>> No.23413936

>>23413931
The green haired bitch. I lost interest after I had to start over for the third time.

>> No.23413941

>>23413910
it's just a frozen coffee treat then!

>> No.23413966
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23413966

I just want a Nightmare so I can get some fucking sleep.

>> No.23413969

>>23413966
Erotic dreams!

>> No.23413975

>>23413936
Blazing Blade, got it. Sacred Stones is generally considered easier, and more recent games have Casual Mode that disables permadeath. Fates also has Phoenix Mode, which disables death.

>> No.23413987

>>23413789
A human woman literally can't satisfy a incubus.

>> No.23414010

>>23413969
He knows, Anon, he said "FUCKING sleep."

>> No.23414029

>>23413885
How's she going to get the red sauce out? Is it going to be like >>23413533?

>> No.23414059

>>23414029
I'd think either what that anon said, painless bloodgasm, or hickies.

>> No.23414107

>>23414059
Workable. The cool thing is that unlike vampires you can tell when she's running low. I forgot they have a sound-wave attack too. How cangarlic junkies ever compete?

>> No.23414122

>>23414107
Why not both? have a vampirefu and a mosquitofu

>> No.23414127
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>Salamander body guard
>Traveling together for months
>Use the same tent
>She never makes a move on you
>Just does her duty to the T
>Past couple days you notice your hands and face smelling weird
>Can't figure out why or what's the cause
>Wake up in the middle of the night
>Hands and face are wet
>Feel a warm, slimy, fleshy mass against your face
>Pulsing bouts of hot air with a mild stench attacks your nostrils
>It all becomes clear as you notice she's carefully, gently licking your face
>Taking care and doing her best to not wake you
Do you pretend not to notice, or do you confront her about it? If the latter, what happens next?

>> No.23414184

>>23414127
Lick her face back

>> No.23414186

>>23414127
Lick the BBQ lizard back!

>> No.23414192

>>23414122
I don't think Vampires would be terribly happy if they have to share their blood bags with some 'common bugs'

>> No.23414193

>>23414186
Do you aim for her face or her tongue?

>> No.23414206

>>23414127
>Licking your face
That's not how you do it. I'd shove my tongue down her throat and show her how it's done. I'd also call her my cute little kobold from that day forward.

>> No.23414209

>>23414107
I significantly prefer Mosquitos to normal Vampires. I really like how their body internally reshapes itself for their husband, and how they can turn any part of their husband's body into a personal erogenous zone, and how they'd work perfectly in a harem alongside Alraune or Liliraune.

>> No.23414223

>>23414122
>Local vampire destroys Olive Garden for the 3rd time this month more at 11
No marinara for you, bud.

>> No.23414225

>>23413021
>>Also turns out that crying blowjobs are pretty cash, somehow.
It’s like my dad always used to say; the lap dance is better when the stripper is crying.

>> No.23414227

>>23414192
not all vampires are royalty

>> No.23414231

>>23414127
Buy flame retardant underpants, then apply fist to initiate mating ritual.

>> No.23414234

>>23414193
Whichever is lewder! But licking her abs is also a must!

>> No.23414237

>>23411744
My paralysis demon can’t possibly be this cute!

>> No.23414250

>>23414227
But they are all considered undead nobility.

>> No.23414263

>>23413281
>ranger wurm
Is she dressed like a normal park ranger? Or is she chunni and dressed like one of those elf rangers?

>> No.23414271

>>23414263
She's actually dressed like a Power Ranger. Usually the red one, but sometimes pink.

>> No.23414273

>>23414209
How would they pair well with plantgirls, is it related to nectar?

>> No.23414275

>>23414250
>#eattherich takes on a whole new meaning in the undead kingdoms

>> No.23414280

>>23414271
Goddammit I’m gonna marry her just to fill out the rest of the team with our daughterus.

>> No.23414284

>>23414231
>then apply fist to initiate mating ritual.
To her ass or pussy? And how deep inside?

>> No.23414286

>>23414273
Probably. I think they can live on Alraune nectar until they find someone to bite.

>> No.23414290

>>23413281
>Trekking in the mountains
>Got a little lost coming back, but it's ok, already found my way back
>Suddenly feel the earth vibrate
>Oh god
>The image of that wedding between that woodsman and the wurm rescuer last week is still fresh on my mind
>Being pinned to the ground by a 1.5ton, 12m long pile of rape isn't my idea of a rescue
>The ground continues to shake, but I don't notice any of the telltale signs of a wurmstampede
>Like the falling trees or screams of unsuspecting yetis
>Instead see a large storm of snowdust coming my way
>It's a pack of saint-bernard kobolds coming in hot
>Get tackled hard by the one at the head of the pack and immediately piled on
>Some are barking, some are claiming dubious stakes on my life, the more straightforward ones just start licking my face (and other places)
>Have to marry 7 of my "rescuers" now
Be careful when walking the woods anons

Fun fact: the collective name for a group of Saint Bernards is a "floof".

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How do you deal with yan mgs? rolling with it? going deredere on them? Out yan them?

>> No.23414334

>>23414284
>To her ass or pussy?
Anal is bad. Enjoy your Gonorrhea sodomite.

>> No.23414356

>>23414332
A rolled up newspaper usually does it.

>> No.23414366
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>>23414290
>Fun fact: the collective name for a group of Saint Bernards is a "floof".
I imagine most of the St Bernard kobolds look something like this, but even more floofy.

>> No.23414371

>>23411994
Everyone thinks lizardmen are so hard to get. Dunno why. Winning a fight is easier than you'd think. She doesn't want to hurt you, is easily distracted by dick, and would love for you to defeat her. I assume they use that weird Japanese "the winner was philosophically correct" mentality. So don't be afraid to kick her in the fork or slap a spine. Like >>23412213 says you can just keep challenging them, or literally ask them for training ect.

The warrior types view violence and aggression differently, in the context of dating I mean. They will probably brag about the time you elbowed her in the face while you guys were dating.

>> No.23414372

>>23414332
One thing not to do is running away from her

That guy in the Shirohebi doujin learned the hard way

>> No.23414379

>>23414273
Yeah, they like plant nectar almost as much as blood, and I enjoy the idea of my harem doing yuri things both for each others' pleasure and my own.

>> No.23414384

>>23414332
Giving in works most of the time. However to make it more fun you should run from her. Makes their instincts go wild.

>> No.23414423

>>23414371
"And then, right when I thought I had him, that's when he pulled out the pocket sand!"
>"Ohmigosh, that's so romantic! Mine challenged me to a fist fight and stabbed me with a demon silver shiv he'd hidden in his ass crack!"
>"Must be nice. I just woke up from a drunken stupor covered in bruises, semen, and filled with a desire to wear nothing but an apron."

>> No.23414455

>>23414334
Shoving your fist up a salamander's butt is not sodomy. And you're not gonna get The Clap from doing do.
Also, monster girls can't contract STDs. It's explicitly stated in the setting.

>> No.23414468

>>23414284
All of the way into her face, save the sex shit for later loverboy. Give her the respect she deserves and do your level best to beat the shit out of her, like an elegant gentleman. You can do all of the weird insertions later. Remember the old PSA: You can't fist her up, unless you fisticuffs.

>>23414334
Pathetic.

>> No.23414497

>>23414332
I've been enjoying the fantasy of completely turning the tables on a yan, recently- in least in terms of utterly dominating her. Kidnap and tie HER up, lock her away in MY basement, etc etc etc. Control her utterly, and give-take all my loving upon/from her- though whether I remain 'loyal' to her, as she'd like, is another question...
Pondering how a yandere mind would react to such treatment has been quite titillating.

>> No.23414526

>>23414423
>pocket sand and ass shivs
Truly you are a connoisseur of the fighting arts, my fellow patrician. No species of lizard can resist that level of pure romance. It is a shame about the last girl. Kids these days, she should've known better than to drink and knive.

>> No.23414537

>>23410837
Damn, that's a cool outfit. Might even be able to convince my waifu to—
>Spoiler
What the fuck did you just say to me you little bitch?

>> No.23414542

>>23414423
What if I use pocket sand and pitfalls to escape a lizard's challenge?

>> No.23414582

>>23414542
It'd probably still turn them on. Letting you escape a challenge they're trying that hard to push is still a form of defeat.

>> No.23414589

>>23410714
Woof

>> No.23414591

>>23414379
>yuri
High five, bro. As a plus, you'll be able to kick up your blood sugar, if she's feeling frisky.

>> No.23414604

>>23410882
Gumihos just want to examine your organs.

>> No.23414611

>>23411411
I can't help it, Jabberfags got a nice ass.

>> No.23414635

Would crying stop a Hellhound from raping you?

>> No.23414643

>>23414542
Cocktease or something like it. If you didn't want her, you should have let her punch you in the face and given up. Now she thinks you're the romantic type, better try and hit her with a rock next time. You get extra points if you tie a ribbon around it. Lizard type bitches love ribbon themed concussions.

>> No.23414655

>>23414635
No, that would be encouragement. Self-harm or alping would though.

>> No.23414657

>>23414635
No tears, only fluff.

>> No.23414660

>>23414635
But she's raping you because you're crying...

>> No.23414675

>>23414635
No but she might make you a sandwich later out of pity.

>> No.23414693

>>23414655
That would only make her rape him even harder. If you can do either, then she obviously isn't raping you hard enough.

>> No.23414705

>>23414635
Nah, hellhounds can multitask and raping you will give her one less thing to cry about.

>> No.23414722

>>23414643
Pitfall traps do seem a bit too romantic. Hm...
What about baiting her into a maze?

>> No.23414752

>>23414497
I like to entertain the idea of shopping myself into pictures of girls I hate to make it look like I'm dating them, and then making it so my yan comes across them. Her telling me about how she got rid of my "mistress" and that she wont tolerate anymore cheating would make for good pillow talk.

>> No.23414804

>>23414334
Read the setting material.

>> No.23414806

>>23414591
I want to team up on a cute Liliraune with a Vampire Mosquito, and end up with all three of us exhausted, satiated, covered in a mix of each others' fluids, and giddy with a playful mixture of love and lust, all cuddling together.

>> No.23414808

>>23414542
Have you tried just saying No if challenged?

>> No.23414833

>>23414808
Too straightforward. It would never work.

>> No.23414846

>>23414806
>you
>Liliraune
>Vamp Mosquite

Wouldn't that be four of you?

>> No.23414856

>>23414722
Everyone knows that guys with labyrinths are extra kinky perverts. Geez just propose already, before her sisters hear about it. Overgod help you if you installed traps in the maze. You'll have to marry all of the ones you defeat in your trap-filled lair. That's a contest and a challenge. Do you want a squad of lizardwives? Because that's how you get a squad of lizardwives. Better enjoy your bachelor lair while you can, they absolutely won't let you defend it after you defeat them, that would just be asking for extra lizardgirl wives.

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>> No.23414915

>>23414127
pretend not to notice

>> No.23414932

>>23414904
What's her stand?

>> No.23414945

>>23414846
A Liliraune not born of partial-monsterization is one mind in two bodies.

>> No.23414951

>>23414856
Then they should consider finding me afterwards part of the challenge.

>> No.23414954

>>23414497
The most dangerous game
>New neighbor totally isn't an ancient Kumiho, nope
>Just an innocent CC Inari
>Constantly making passes at you
>Increasingly aggressive and pushy
>Don't wanna get your shit wrecked, need a plan

>Surprise her with a magick seal one day, made with help of Lich co-worker who owed you a favor
>She can't disobey your commands
>Fuck yes, fluffy housewife/sexslave acquired, Yandere life-destruction averted
>Life is good

>Yanfox has mixed feelings about this situation
>On one hand, she's with (You) and that's good
>On the other, she's infuriatingly bound and stuck in your basement
>(You)'re supposed to be enthralled to HER, not the other way around!
>(You) don't even let her be on top!
>Worst of all, she can smell that (you)'re still talking to ALL THOSE OTHER WHORES OUTSIDE
>Sealed Rage/lust grows stronger over time
>approaching_limit_break.png

>One day, She shatters the seal while you're at work
>Explodes your house
>Descends upon your place of employment like the End of Days itself; sky blackened with the smoke of her raging foxfire
>Insane laughter heard high above
>Lich deadpans: "I told you it wouldn't hold forever."
>Be suddenly yanked upward through the ceiling
>"MINE"
>Be never seen again

>> No.23414955

>>23414635
She'd stroke your hair and hug you during it.

>> No.23414959
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23414959

I wanna cuddle with a swole Yeti!

>> No.23414964

>>23414904
Crazy noisy bizzare arena?

>> No.23414968

>>23414722
It might remind her of home if her mom was an Echidna

>> No.23414972

>Be Fred.
>Solve mysteries and shit.
>Spend a good chunk of your free time on a forum for discussing traps.
>Meet someone on there with as much of an autistic love of traps as you.
>End up becoming the best of friends.
>Send them tons of pics of your traps all the time.
>They constantly spitball ideas to you.
>Occasionally get pics of their traps. >Pictures are always really dark, and looked especially shaky and rugged.
>Ask about it.
>They say it's for this cave they've been outfitting for the past few years.
>Eventually they ask if you want to meet up and collaborate.
>A bit nervous, but agree.
>They live only about 30 miles from your current location.
>Show up at this crappy cafe.
>Only patron is some lady in some wacky looking costume.
>Walk up.
>She asks if you're Groovy_Gapman26.
>Say yes.
>Spend the next 3 hours trying to get her to tell you what her mask is made out of.

I'd ship it.

>> No.23414975

>>23414127
>PRESS [X] TO BITE SALAMANDER FACE

>> No.23415005

>>23414635
Hellhounds are crazy and aggressive and horny AF, but I don't think they're sadists. Tears would prompt them to slow down and get tender, if not necessarily stop...

>> No.23415021

>>23414968
Then she might get distracted, and my escape would be successful.

>> No.23415043

>>23415021
>She wouldn't looks for escape tunnels and block them off
Echidna momma never raised an idiot

>> No.23415054

>>23415043
>implying I was in the maze to begin with
I just need to make her think I'm in there.

>> No.23415057

>>23414951
>Sorry lizards, your prince is in another labyrinth

>> No.23415083
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>>23414945
Where did you hear that? Because here it says each body has its own consciousness and thoughts, they just know each other really well.

>> No.23415102

>>23414959
I want to sneak attack hug a swole Yeti wearing a tank top that says "Hug Machine"

>> No.23415135

>>23415054
That makes you even more of a tease

>> No.23415192

>>23415083
I don't actually know. I could've sworn it was that way, and it'd been a while since I read the profile.

>> No.23415217

>>23415135
Either I get an incredibly thirsty Lizard who enjoys puzzles and exploration, or Lizards who would be less preferable would be screened by either the mazes, the traps, or finding me in the end.

>> No.23415271

>>23414932
She has the weakest of all stands. Survivor. Which actually makes sense given the whole battle arena thing.

>> No.23415303

>>23415217
All accordion to keikaku. I see. Brilliant.

>> No.23415317
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>>23414904
which monster girls are into the most degenerate shit like armpit licking?

>> No.23415339

>>23415317
https://monstergirlencyclopedia.fandom.com/wiki/Akaname

>> No.23415451

>>23415317
frogs and akaname

>> No.23415478

anon, i think you need to be a lolicon. i'll send you a little sister tomorrow. what species do you want?

>> No.23415488
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>>23414904
Vogueing mamano!

>> No.23415491
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>>23415478
Maids.

>> No.23415503

>>23415478
Just because I don't like large breasts doesn't mean I'm a lolicon.

>> No.23415508

>>23415478
You've gotta be kidding. I grew up with both a big and little sister, and it was hell.

>> No.23415510

>>23415491
Kiki and Shoggy were inseparable even at a young age!

>> No.23415514

>>23415317
Akaname and Jabberwock

>> No.23415523

>>23415478
can I have a little-in-spirit sister instead? underdevelopment is not attractive to moi

>> No.23415539 [SPOILER] 
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>>23415478
Who could possibly be behind this post?

>> No.23415541
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>>23413969
Anon please, my dreams will be filled with dreams.

After a few days of sleep she can have her precious sex.

>> No.23415578

>>23415541
Cyka blyat

>> No.23415589

Tonight I shall dream about my waifu.

>> No.23415637
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>> No.23415657

>>23411971
>Basilisks fit chuunibyou
I don't get it. Could someone explain this?

>> No.23415667

>>23415657
>Could someone explain this?
Meek little nerds with evilllll magic eyes they have to wear masks to contain?

>> No.23415697

>>23415667
That is all true, but it doesn't strike me as the sort of exaggeration associated with chunni. Manly scent makes them faint, and viagra eye isn't some sort of fake superpower. I thought meekness and chunni were opposed.

>> No.23415726
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nuoh barnacles I got married to an eel

>> No.23415737

>>23411864
Ryu I like dragon girl and noble girls are cute

>> No.23415742

>>23415697
A lot of chuuni characters are secretly meek and just use the chuuni as a coping mechanism. And the idea of a chuuni who is technically correct, but still plays herself up isn't necessarily new. For example, look at Ophelia from Fire Emblem.

>> No.23415749

>>23415478
Convince me to be a lolicon, and we'll talk further about this "little sister". And convince me on this weird pseudo-incest dynamic.

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>>23415726
Oh noooo.

>> No.23415763

>>23415589
dream about a hellhound raping you instead. it's healthy to apologize for your gender that way.

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>>23415749
Drop your drawers, Onii-chan

>> No.23415771

>>23415763
Why are hellhoundfags like this?

>> No.23415782

>>23415769
Those panties are cute, and that is a nice ass, and a sexy level of moisture, but I can't really tell she's a loli from that picture - she could just as easily be a petite teenager or adult.

>> No.23415786

>>23415771
it's funny

>> No.23415829

>>23415782
It's not the panties, but what's inside them. The irresistible tightness of Bapho-pussy has broken countless men, binding them to the charm and depravity of little girls.

>> No.23415843

>>23415742
>She placed her hand to her forehead dramatically. "Ware, oh traveler, for my kind has been cursed with a gaze most malign!", said the Basilisk dramatically. Her head tipped back dramatically as her other hand caressed the strange mask on her face. The thin fingers clutched spasmodically in turmoil. Her breathing deepened and the visible parts of her face flushed heavily. Her torso swayed dizzily a moment before she released a heavy breath, the tail of her serpentine half shifted anxiously behind her.

"Were it not for this visage, you would be irrevocably petrified.", she said, the melancholy in her voice and her slumped posture nearly distracted you from your own consternation.

Puzzled, you've little choice but to repeat your question, "Okay. So which direction is the nearest gas station again?".

Convincing argument. I can see it now, Banshees must be massive chunnis too. Phantoms, also. Any other chunni mamono out there? Now I'm finding it hard not to think of most of them like that now, since they are all kind of delusional and obsessed by human standards.

>> No.23415852

>>23415763
I'm not going to cheat on my wife.

>> No.23415853

>>23415478
>i'll send you a little sister tomorrow. what species do you want?
Anon, I already have one.

>> No.23415855

>>23415829
But any mamono can be exactly as tight or loose as her husband desires, after mana shapes her insides to his lust. What makes little girls more alluring?

>> No.23415871

>>23415843
The witch/familiar magical girl combos probably got some megalomania going on.

>> No.23415885

>>23415852
Based

>> No.23415904

>>23415871
Sounds likely. Gremlins would be made out of Science-Related Memetic Disorder.It gets strange trying to pick them out. Discussing the sun with a Werebat would get all kinds of chunni stuff about the "hated Daystar" etc. So I guess it is more about the ones without a chunni offswitch. Wonderland must be full of nothing but chunnis.

>> No.23415908

>>23415871
Yeah, but given that they're both magically-potent species to begin with, and the fusion stuff makes them even more powerful, they can legitimately pull off some Master Spark bullshit.
Imagine a Kuroferuru Sabbath fusion Magical Girl

>> No.23415922

>>23415908
>fusion
Holy shit is that canon? It would be like a massive disturbance in the Force. As if there were a million voices blathering about the Moon at the same time...

>> No.23415948

>>23415922
>Holy shit is that canon?
WG3's been translated and up on the wiki for ages. I really wish people knew how to read.

>> No.23415953

>>23415855
Or, rather, to clarify: What do little girls have to offer that other mamono don't?

>> No.23415977

>>23415953
You want the truth?
The Sabbath's been sitting on a tone of ancient junk my waifu wants—and some neat relics I want too. I'll just keep giving them headpats and lap pillows till I get what I'm after.

>> No.23415986

>>23415977
Ah, I see, very informative. I can certainly see the appeal.
So you need someone to distract the lolis, is that it? Well, so long as it's just headpats and lap pillows, I don't see the harm...

>> No.23415995

>>23415948
Not him but I can’t find it is it a certain item or something?

>> No.23415999

>>23415948
I wish people weren't pretentious dicks, yet here we are. I've read through it before, don't jump to conclusions. Boosting spells isn't the same as forming some fused being, assuming my poor illiterate self understood you correctly. Not all of us are enraptured by the itty bitty titty committee.
>>23415953
Not him. Less tits, reach and legs. Didn't you know anon? Being daunted by high shelves is justice.

>> No.23416006
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Hell hounds.

>> No.23416008

>>23415763
I wish I could have dreams about my hellhound wife.

>> No.23416013

>>23415999
Smaller breasts are nice, but I prefer small to flat, and from what I've seen, barring the extreme other end represented by Marune, Sabbath lolis tend towards "flat".
Shorter limbs are a unique trait of lolis, and I don't particularly see it as an advantage, nor entirely a disadvantage.

>> No.23416019

>>23415999
>Aside from the simple method of sharing only a portion of her power, a familiar can also transform into a mass of mana and enter the body of a witch so that they temporarily fuse into one being as a method to increase their power.
From the section "Makeup! Familiar Power!"

>> No.23416020

>>23416008
They would be a waste for me.
My dreams are pretty much never sexual but invariably weird.

>> No.23416022

>>23415922
https://monstergirlencyclopedia.fandom.com/wiki/Monster_Girl_Encyclopedia_World_Guide_III:_Sabbath_Grimoire
Search for Makeup! Familiar Power!.

>> No.23416026

I want my fishwife to penis herself on my junk until marriage occurs

>> No.23416050

>>23416019
>>23416022
Oh so it’s only temporary and only with a specific monster

>> No.23416069

>>23416022
Witch of Purity and Witch of Sexual Love are both pretty interesting.

>> No.23416089

>>23416013
I was being a bit facetious, but don't actually mean to disparage the lolis too much. Aside from Art Fairy and Dwarf there isn't any appeal in the loli area for me. Those two appeal to me despite their loli bodies, since loli isn't my thing. Personality and traits are the real draw when it comes to those two.

>>23416019
>>23416022
Thanks. my own dickishness aside, I do appreciate it. Guess I should go over the Sabbath a bit. Re-familiarize myself with them.

>> No.23416181

Are the Gremlins still fucking around?

>> No.23416192

>>23415637
I again wonder why they have a poster of the crazy vs hot scale

>> No.23416269
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>>23416006
Fact: Hellhounds are the ideal monster girl.

>> No.23416283

https://exhentai.org/g/1609914/31042063ca/
Karasu Chan, freshly translated to English.

>> No.23416300
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23416300

>>23416269
Sit girl! Good dog!

>> No.23416304

>>23416269
I do feel a compulsion to wrestle a small hellhound or salamander.

>> No.23416307

>>23416300
I mean this in the least edgy way possible, but what would happen if one of the eye stalks got stabbed or cut off?

>> No.23416328

>>23416307
there's moderate evidence that they're made of mana so likely nothing substantial

>> No.23416339

>>23416283
It's ok. Not great wife material, though.

>> No.23416342

>>23416307
To her>>23416328

To you Flesh to Stone?

>> No.23416356
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23416356

The Finale to my triple commission! Hope you anons like it! Artist is JeffoDraws!
https://imgbox.com/g/siqqwJqNsZ

>> No.23416425

>>23416006
The perils of babysitting loli MGs.

>> No.23416479

>>23416006
Hells hound

>> No.23416509

Which monsters hate counterspells the most?

>> No.23416521
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23416521

>>23416304
>Playfighting with your hellhound childhood friend that gets more erotic the older you get!

>> No.23416572

>>23416521
She's going easy on me and letting me win isn't she?

>> No.23416579

>>23416269
I disagree, but I'm glad you've found happiness.

>> No.23416584

>>23416269
All monster girls are ideal.
Except Chesires

>> No.23416606

>Be son to ancient evil vampire and vampire layer
>Mom is always on my back about finding proper undead wife for me
>Nonchalantly drops hints that she’d be fine with any undead but she’d be more fine with a vampire
>Private tutor lich helping me do calculus is amazed at my ability to do derivatives competently as she’s usually stuck helping zombies do finger painting
>Tells me I’d be great participant in her study of young men and their mana production
>Mom overhears this and I no long have a lich tutor
>Bring home ghoul and zombie presentation partners only for mom to interrupt us every second to make sure ghoul has ample supply of lollipops and zombie has a fresh from the dryer pillow to hug
>See zombie dragon classmate and catch up with her only for mom to call me asking me to help with the dishes
>Have never done dishes in my lifetime, neither has she, we have servants for that
>Can see her staring outside of window at me and zombie dragon with a phone in her hand
>At restaurant recognize our waitress as phantom upper classman who graduated
>Hit it off well with her as we catch up and I tell her about who got married, fired, etc.
>Mom suddenly gets frisky with dad, nibbling and the such as she asks for the food to be put in boxes to go
>Babysitting friend’s doppelganger sister
>We just sit on the couch watching horror movies, which in the undead kingdom are just another word for romcoms
>Kissing scene comes on, doppelganger changes into form of the girl unknowingly while staring at me
>Suddenly hear knock on door, it’s a yeti nanny as mom texts me to come home as she called her for me
>On way home cut through swamp and there meet most beautiful monster girl I’ve ever seen
>Somehow made being knee deep in leech infested swamp water with foggy moonless night look good
>Fumble words would badly you’d think a shoggoth got my tongue while talking to her
>Seems like she got the message or didn’t care enough for it in the first place
>End up getting my blood drained harder than when they hosted a blood drive
>Go home much, much later than expected as vampire mom is sitting in dark drinking wine seemingly waiting for me to come home
>Asks me where I’ve been tell her about vamp I met and see her eyes light up
>Tells me to bring her over tomorrow so she can meet her
>Can hear excited squeals from mom more than usual tonight
>Next day I bring vamp mosquito waifu over
>Mom is pouring glass of wine just as door opens to see her
>Crushes wine bottle in her hand sending shards everywhere as dad laughs

>> No.23416715

>>23416606
Well, your momster shouldn't have cockblocked you so hard if she didn't want you getting a living waifu.

>> No.23416723

>>23416356
Can I get a quick rundown on them?
Do you have two or something?

>> No.23416774

It's best to share the bath with the kitsune wife. She's gonna need some help washing all nine of her tails after all.

>> No.23416784

I want to watch a Liliraune monsterization happen!

>> No.23416785

>>23416774
*Industrial air dryer required.

>> No.23416819

I hope Anon finds a Lamia hiding the cockpit of the small plane he took to steal the Silver Monkey idol from a group of Temple Kakuen.

>> No.23416831

Where do you find the uh NON rich royality vampires? Maybe more on the feral side.
Caves?
Sewers?
Catacombs?

>> No.23416843

I literally just had a thought of an Alice pass through my head, and now my cock is twitching. What is this?

>> No.23416907

>>23416784
Are there any good stories with them

>> No.23416927

>>23416606
It's what she deserves. Plus vamp mosquitoes are cute!

>> No.23416933

>>23416927
This. Vamp mosquitoes are better than any undead girls, and overbearing mothers deserve to be put in their place.

>> No.23416941

>>23416723
Sure anon! Left is my Shog Carrier wife Belladonna. She usually handles cleaning around the church were we live and is former royalty! Right is my normal slime carrier Maria! She is the head nun/priestess of the church and usually does all the important stuff during ceremonies and masses.
Anything else you would like to know?

>> No.23416962

>>23416784
Good taste. Although I dont know if I prefer two best friends pining over the same man finding the flower, getting frisky, and monsterizing (leading to them eventually getting the man) or a stamen looking for a pistal and eventually finding both a man and her other half walking nearby eventually monsterizing the women first before the threesome starts.

>> No.23416973

>>23416941
Different anon, but:
>Why are slime carriers so hot?
>Are other types of slime carrier viable? Like a nureonago carrier, or a dark slime carrier?

>> No.23417012

>>23416962
My preferences are:

>Flower born with one girl, other girl seduced, and kept on the brink of monsterization to put on a show to make seducing their future husband more effective
>Flower born with one girl, befriends and falls in love with a man, work together to find second girl
>Flower born with one girl, fakes an attack on a man to bait an Order Paladin girl to protect him, monsterizes her, she rapes him into their husband
>Flower born with no girls, lesbian couple get drawn to it
>Flower born with no girls, nearby Tentaclescreens possible candidates for it, man ends up with both Liliraune and Tentacle wives

>> No.23417054 [DELETED] 

>>2341697
>why are they so hot?
They are extremely versatile! Capable of easily filling quite a few of my fetishes.
>Are other types of slime carrier viable? Like a nureonago carrier, or a dark slime carrier?
KC hasn't said no outright, but no confirmation in canon exists. Unlike the queen slime, slime parasitism has not been stated to be a mutation that can occur to any slime. This may mean that it cannot and is instead an entirely separate slime.
However parasite versions of all slimes are possible in my headcanon due to being a mutation. This mutation inhibiting the slimes ability to form a human body thus needing a human to bond with. Thus the Shog Carrier.

Anymore questions?

>> No.23417061

>>23417054
>Thus the Shog Carrier.
I'd be more interested in a Queen Shog.

>> No.23417068

>>23416973
>why are they so hot?
They are extremely versatile! Capable of easily filling quite a few of my fetishes.
>Are other types of slime carrier viable? Like a nureonago carrier, or a dark slime carrier?
KC hasn't said no outright, but no confirmation in canon exists. Unlike the queen slime, slime parasitism has not been stated to be a mutation that can occur to any slime. This may mean that it cannot and is instead an entirely separate slime.
However parasite versions of all slimes are possible in my headcanon due to being a mutation. This mutation inhibiting the slimes ability to form a human body thus needing a human to bond with. Thus the Shog Carrier.

Anymore questions?

>> No.23417081

>>23417061
Fair enough. I definitely understand that carriers are not for everyone!

>> No.23417092

>>23417068
How do the different mutations of slime carrier affect their host?
Would the host's anatomy be more slime, more flesh, or shaped and reshaped in a mixture specifically to appeal to her husband?
What are some ways girls get infected by pslimes?
Is there a way for, for the sake of fetish play, a slime carrier to "separate" and "reinfect" herself?

>> No.23417093

>>23417012
Those are all good excellent preferences and scenarios. Partial to the last two and first one my self.

>> No.23417128

>>23417093
To flesh the last one out more, my ideal version of that is:

>Befriend a Tentacle
>Possibly wife her already
>Exploring the forest one day, find an empty Liliraune flower
>We lie in hiding, helping the empty flower get to better locations
>Tentacle-chan captures girls who pass by, and asks my opinion on them
>First two girls I like, she sticks in the flower, and "encourages" into some yuri
>Tentacle-chan and I have some fun with the nascent Liliraune, who is now our wife(s)

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>>23416572
No, I'm letting her win

>> No.23417165

>>23417128
Tentacles are a perfect addition to any harem, really.

>> No.23417194

>>23416269
I don't like my mofu so aggressive

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Is the wedding dress the ultimate fetish wear?

>> No.23417220

>>23417092
>How do the different mutations of slime carrier affect their host?
The slime would give different boons as well as slightly influence the hosts mindset. Dark slime carriers being more radical and magically gifted, bubble being more addictive to injest and much more clingy, shoggoth capable of forming items with the slime and a bit more creeping or eldritch, etc...
>Would the host's anatomy be more slime, more flesh, or shaped and reshaped in a mixture specifically to appeal to her husband?
Kc is vague about it. I personally like to think that stuff like the stomach, liver, intestines, and other similar organs are replace by slime which is much more efficient in processing food. Heart, lungs, and bones would be enhanced but not removed. Brain stays intact obviously as the women still needs it to operate her own body and her new slimey friend. Skin also stays. Minor self body mods being possible like increasing breast size or ass size depending on husbands and hosts preference.
Hope that answered this question.
>What are some ways girls get infected by pslimes?
Most common is being attacked in forests or other secluded areas and being infected by a pslime blob. Another method I like is pslimes hiding in armor in wait, infecting the women once she puts it on. The final confirmed method is via being creampied by a man who has taken a slime potion. This is probably the most consensual.
>Is there a way for, for the sake of fetish play, a slime carrier to "separate" and "reinfect" herself?
Of course! The only way she might not be able to recreate would be if she was infected view a slime potion creampie. But she could recreate a fake version of her own infection with her slime friend. Obviously the women's internals would remain partly slimey, but that is unseen.

>> No.23417221

Ey, can someone please give me a link to that fancy verbose rewrite of a monstergirl story of an Apophis Mom wanting to lewd her son?

I remember it a couple of threads ago.

Please?

>> No.23417229

>>23417128
Quite the active harem then! Definitely would like to find my self in that position.

>> No.23417257

>>23417221
>>>https://warosu.org/jp/thread/S23331741#p23333954
I’ll take my payment in the form of mspaint ghoul

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>>23417257
This one's on me

>> No.23417318

>>23417279
Holy shit that’s good, wikifag can we add this on to the archive?

>> No.23417346

>>23417279
That reminds me of this
http://imgbox.com/kydEyHmz

>> No.23417412

>>23417279
Finally, some high quality content.

>> No.23417431

>>23413987
Well, she would have to use some mamono sex tools at first I guess. Also that fact only incentives some nice intense corruption anyway.

>> No.23417478

>>23417279
I miss Crayon.

>> No.23417488

>>23417478
Such as he were not meant for this exiled existence

>> No.23417527

>>23417061
>Queen Shog
The Shining but instead of an evil presence implied with ghosts its a Queen Shoggoth going out of her way to dye you insane

>> No.23417624

>>23417488
What ever did happen to him?i thought he just stopped posting wayback when

>> No.23417633

>>23417624
Hit by the isekai truck.

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>>23417624

>> No.23417677

>>23417633
i miss mousefag as well. i believe he got spooked by maybe having real CP, and having a close call with the law? or at the very least, having loli and afraid of legal consequences in whatever country he lives in.

>> No.23417727

>>23417677
For fuck's sake, he got doxxed and was receiving threats on his life.

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Jesus may have risen from the dead but he was not the messiah because he did not give us waifus.

>> No.23418025 [DELETED] 

>>23417924
My GF irl doesn't care about Jesus either, so what the hell

>> No.23418182

>>23417677
He got emailed a picture of his house and decided to go dark.

>> No.23418206

>>23418182
That's kinda fucked

>> No.23418242

>>23418206
Kinda fucked? Nigga that’s wholesale crazy. And I suspect someone itt was behind it. At least it sounds on par with shit that normally happens around here.

>> No.23418271

>>23418242
I mean it could have been worse. Definitely one of the more outright scary scenarios though

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>>23418242
I don't think things like that ever happen around here but I'm dumb anyway.

>> No.23418353

>>23418321
I meant 4chan in general.

>> No.23418387

>>23418206
>>23418242
I'd put good money on it being an anti-loli furry or someone mad about commission slots from twitter. Those types tend to be crazy

>> No.23418417

>>23418242
>Somebody ITT
Like who?

>> No.23418537

>>23418417
Alpie is always to blame!

>> No.23418648

>>23418242
I still don't get why anyone would do it outside of being full on autistic/psychopathic. Both of which are fully possible due to this being, you know, 4chan.

>> No.23418707

>>23418648
Plenty of big weirdos in other forums. 4chan is pretty sane compared to a lot of niche fetish sites and "nerd" forums or whatever. The anonymous part plays a big role.

>> No.23418844

>>23418707
>4chan is pretty sane compared to a lot of niche fetish sites and "nerd" forums or whatever
I'd have to disagree, 4chan and all those sites are pretty tame and the idea that fandoms and 4chan are super duper scary is retarded but if I had to choose 1 which was more autistic 4chan would have a slight lead.

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>>23418844
The fact that you can make a profile and show how many posts and how long you have been on a site fuels A LOT of weirdos.

>> No.23418928
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Do you want to see something strange and mystical?

>> No.23418944

>>23418537
Oh fuck off. Alp is one of the few namefags who isn't a complete faggot.

>> No.23419011

>>23418928
No thanks. The last time I tripped on acid I went to the hospital and had to be strapped down to get staples put into my head.

>> No.23419134
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23419134

What's a good gift for a strict combat kiki?

>> No.23419151

>>23419134
Military grade laundry detergent

>> No.23419157

>>23419134
A firearm locker, insect repellent, and a pack of condoms for keeping the barrel nice and dry.

>> No.23419167

>>23419151
Cute!
I was thinking brass knuckles or maybe a daughteru

>> No.23419171 [DELETED] 

>>23419134
Me, a horny brother in Christ.

>> No.23419178

>>23419134
Tactical feather duster. It also doubles as a nightstick.

>> No.23419191

>>23419157
>>23419178
>ask the local gremlin to make a custom broom-firearm hybrid weapon

>> No.23419204

>>23419134
wedding ring

>> No.23419251

>>23419134
How do even acquire a combat kiki?

>> No.23419275

>>23419251
You ask the maid academy or whatever. She might not show it outright, but you will make one kiki very happy.

>> No.23419405

>>23416831
In alleyways sitting in cardboard boxes. The mind of a vampire is special. Pride flows through her veins like blood does yours. You won't find her with the refuse in the sewers. And it depends on the cave really. A catacomb isn't the usual place to find a vampire. She wants to be displayed you see? They dedicate much of their time colouring in and drawing on their cardboard box, it's an advertisement as much as it is a display of taste and class. The only vampires you'll find in catacombs far from the eyes of humanity are the recluses that have decided no boy could possibly like them, McDanuki's built right over her home anyway so she might as well use the free wifi to watch anime and shitpost online.

>> No.23419425

>>23419134
I'd say metal polish. Weapon and knife nuts love polishing their blades
Or you buy her a super ultra mega rare custom forged weapon (dagger or sword) of some sort with ungodly stats and a spirit stone containing your energy engraved into the hilt

>> No.23419455

>>23419425
>Or you buy her a super ultra mega rare custom forged weapon (dagger or sword) of some sort with ungodly stats and a spirit stone containing your energy engraved into the hilt
It's gonna be a busy night

>> No.23419555

>>23419275
>maid academy
I’m gonna ask for the oldest single Kikimora in the building and no one can stop me!

>> No.23419598

>>23419275
>Go to maid academy
>They bring out a book filled with different applications of maids to pick from
>Name, photo, Species, short profile and/or history and "master preferences"
>You go over them
>Towards the back of the book you find a photo of a kiki with few scars on her
>No history and the profile is as bear as can be
>No real preference in what she's looking for in her master either
>The clerk tells you she's been here for a long time and nobody has yet to pick her
>You pick her
>While she never shows it outright, she's absolutely overjoyed that you picked her

>> No.23419616

>>23419598
I kinda want to actually have some fun and write of said profiles.
Just like, name, short description of how she looks and a profile that's like a paragraph long. Sounds like a fun way to kill an hour or two.

>> No.23419624

>>23419555
I don't think you understand how baby crazy she is after all this time

>>23419598
Very cute. All maids deserve love.

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>>23419555
>>23419624
>This is the fate you chose, mastah~

>> No.23419656

>>23419598
But how will she react when I tell her that no, the trash she needs to clean does not walk on two legs

>> No.23419687

>>23419134
Your surprise suicide.

>> No.23419743

>>23419598
I wonder if you could do the normal lewd.maid things with her or if she would just be super serious about it.

>> No.23419758
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23419758

Enough with this Anonyama! You are not the King of Delinquents or whatever! Stop slouching! Comb your hair! Marry me! Do your homework! Retie your shoelaces!

>> No.23419784

>>23419743
You can, but she would probably keep her stoic demeanor up for most of it. Like she might punish you after you grope her butt while she is cleaning, but the next day she probably wears an even shorter skirt

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>>23416304
>I do feel a compulsion to wrestle a small hellhound or salamander.
An understandable thing to feel.

>> No.23419909

>>23419865
I bet salamanders naturally consider wrestling a form a foreplay.
Would be fun too wrestle a small salamander and then ones you get off her she's dripping wet.

>> No.23419926

>>23419616
Anons, give me a race and a short description of what you want in a maid.

>> No.23419959

>>23411944
"JK"?

>> No.23419972

>>23419909
>I bet salamanders naturally consider wrestling a form a foreplay.
>It's a struggle to determine who goes down on who first
>A struggle to see who's the top or bottom for the night

>> No.23420058

>>23419455
>>23419425
>Combat kiki handcuffing anon to the bed and furiously rides him into it for the whole night

>> No.23420067

>>23419972
Gonna wrestle every salamander I see!

>> No.23420098

>>23420067
>Anon Salamanderbane

>> No.23420140

>>23416606
Yeti nanny wouldn't have been so bad, even an undead Yeti nanny

>> No.23420373

>>23419624
>I don't think you understand how baby crazy she is after all this time
I do. And it’s a risk I’m very willing to take.

>> No.23420403

>>23420067
Greco-Roman, Freestyle, or WWF style?

>> No.23420471

>>23419972
Won’t she be surprised when I hit her in the back with a folding chair!

>> No.23420584

>>23420403
WWF is the only way. HELL IN A CELL

>> No.23420588
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Alt art mantis. Her head's a bit small and I wish they included the insectoid eyes on top of her head that KC's has, but still pretty nice.

>> No.23420689

>>23420588
She's got legs for days

>> No.23420706

>>23416606
What kind of pictures do zombies paint? Are they just colorful messes, or are they at the stick figure stage of development?

>> No.23420725

>>23416606
>Phantoms are themed after the theater
>She’s working as a waiter
It’s just like pottery. What kind of big break is she waiting for? Performance, writing, or directing?

>> No.23420824

>>23419134
Probably some of the latest gear. Maybe a Druzhina 34?

>> No.23420879

>>23419687
>Kombat Kiki is charged to detain and eliminate all threats against her master’s life.
>Including her master himself
Sounds like a good way to get locked up in her safehouse under constant restraints as she cares for you until she’s certain you won’t even think about harming yourself.

>> No.23420889

>>23419758
What was that one in the middle?

>> No.23420999

>>23419134
This seems familiar.

>> No.23421021

I want to be beat up by two tsundere paladin-chans after they find out I poisoned their provisions with demon realm stuff!

>> No.23421033
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>>23415317
Trolls prolly have delicious armpits.

>> No.23421055

>>23420588
Nice.

>> No.23421109

>>23418387
How would they get his irl address though? Did he pay for commissions from paypal with his open irl info or something?

>> No.23421213

>>23420403
>WWE but with salamanders and other lizard type girls
Now that's something I'd watch the hell out of.

>> No.23421267

>>23420999
It's the perfect and elegant meido

>> No.23421268

>>23421109
Likely not an artist, it's against their interest to do that as a call out over it would cost them future clients. More likely he slipped up and told someone an old name he used to go by and through that they managed to track down stuff about his internet past where he was less secretive about info/maybe found his facebook. It's how autists like those on kiwi find people.

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23421295

>I've had it up to here with your pop-culture essays! Do you want to graduate and have a life ahead of you, or do you want to end up a male prostitute?
You've upset teacher. How to appease?

>> No.23421298

>>23421268
Boy am I glad I use fake names on all of my internet accounts.

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Happy bunny day
Now shut up and get bred like good little livestock

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>> No.23421374

>>23421268
On the other hand some artists are tumblr as fuck like the one that got extremely butthurt at KDF.

>> No.23421379

>>23417318
Added.

>> No.23421418

>>23421360
Muscle bunnies need to promise to be gentle, they can put people’s pelvises in terrible danger.

>> No.23421441

>>23421374
Yeah, KDF has his own sort of stalker too. I guess being a daughterufag makes people act crazy around you.

>> No.23421452

>>23421295
First off, I'm too ugly to be a prostitute.
Second, I can always figure something out.
Thirdly, I just hate essays.

>> No.23421460

>>23421295
>do you want to end up a male prostitute?
There can't be too many downsides to this in the MGE world.

>> No.23421462

>>23421374
I have totally missed the KDF had one. What's the story?

>> No.23421467

>>23421452
Well slimes and Akaname among a few others don't really care too much about appearance, there's plenty of girls you can net even if you're severely deformed that's the great thing about the world

>> No.23421469

>>23419425
>>23419455
>>23420058
>Master had been putting a lot more than usual into his crafting work
>Combat kiki disliked his workaholic nature, but she especially hated it when he worked himself to such an exhaustion that he fell asleep on his table
>And he'd been getting so bad that not even coffee could keep his eyes open
>kiki heaved a sigh of relief when her tired, bleary-eyed, twitchy master who'd gone sleepless for the past two weeks finally announced the completion of his passion project
>Finally, after a hearty dinner, he would get some sleep, and some life would flow back into his eyes, and he would stop looking like a decrepit zombie
>"It's for you. I know you like knives, so I made this."
>He hands it to her
>It's a dagger
>The sheath is elaborately decorated with gold designs
>The dagger itself is a simple blade of demonic steel, perfectly balanced, not too thick, with serrations at the base for versatile cutting
>The grip, made of soft, tight bonded leather, was sized to fit snugly into her hand
>At the end of the hilt is a blue spike
>Kiki takes a closer look
>It's actually a spirit stone
>Master had painstakingly trickled his spirit into it so that it wouldnt shatter
>The resultant stone looked like a spike made of cobalt glass, fitted into the handle
>Kiki holds her breath as she pries it off
>The other side of the spike is perfectly spherical, almost soft to the touch
>She fits it back into the hilt and takes a good look at the dagger again
>"Well?" Master asks. "Do you like it?"
>Rather than responding, she swiftly stabs him with it
>Master would have to go sleepless for one more night

>> No.23421473

>>23416269
Opinions are not fact
>>23416192
Because tanukis are dogs, and bitches be crazy.

>> No.23421483

>>23421295
>do you want to end up a male prostitute?
I would if I could.

>> No.23421493

>>23421462
I don’t remember the one with the artist, but I do know there’s one anon who loves to post or link the degenerate things KDF gets here that even he won’t post.

>> No.23421496

>>23421469
Cute and scary. Guess that's a fearboner

>> No.23421500

>>23421467
Judging men on appearance itself goes against what a monster is.
>Of course, the monsters have various different preferences for men, and there is such a thing as an ideal man to them, but there are hardly any types of men that they hate. Though they may feel that a handsome man is cool, or cute, it's not in their values to despise an ugly man as ugly. This even extends to virility during sex, which is normally very important to them. It's “wonderful” if a man has a huge tool and is well-versed in sexual techniques, but even if a man is timid and has a small tool, they just think “cute” or “I'll train him.” It is impossible to be excluded from the monsters' interest due to personal appearance or physical performance. Tales of ugly male bandits and thieves, etc. who were charmed after being attacked by monsters due to sheer pleasure and love and then had a change of heart and stopped attacking people are not uncommon. The only ones really hated by them are complete scum who are beyond redemption.

>> No.23421502

>>23421467
Alright, perhaps is better to say I'm to self conscious about my appearance even though I'm probably just average.

>> No.23421509

>>23417924
Isnt mary basically just a catholic waifu?

>> No.23421526

>>23421509
World's #1 MILF?

>> No.23421546

>>23421509
Which Mary? The ex-whore and Jesus's waifu? Or the loli mother of Jesus?

>> No.23421585

>>23413029
Ooo! I just thought of a scenario:
>ship has a powder room explosion, loads of crew tossed overboard, many others jumping overboard
>it takes a minute, but aquatic monstergirls start emerging to save the men
>only difficulty is, some of the men are claimed/already monogamously married to other monstergirls.
How can they be saved, so many hundreds if not thousands of nautical miles from shore?

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Today I had a dream about fucking lolis. I think the sabbath nightmares are onto me.

>> No.23421647

>>23421585
Monstergirls are all hopeless romantics, they’d band together to get those men home to their wives

>> No.23421661

>>23411864
Large titty Apophis, or just a Large titty Lamia in general.

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>>23421643
Good choice, sir. We at the Shirokuto Sabbath will be sending over you imouto post-haste.

>> No.23421699

>>23421643
What lolis?

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>>23421367
>stealing a hat
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OCsMKypvmB0

>> No.23421711

>>23421585
Looks like that guy is getting a harem whether he wants to or not.
That or some magic bullshit solution depending on who you ask.

>> No.23421713

>>23421295
You assume I know anything about pop culture. I've long since given up on making teachers happy. I'm related to faculty, so I know you don't care about me - I know how school works.

>> No.23421726

Birbs are dangerous, they can attack from almost any angle!

>> No.23421737

>>23421713
Not related to faculty, I mean.

>> No.23421760

>>23421726
Just surrender to their love, they can take you for the ride of your life.

>> No.23421834

>>23421643
It happened to you, too?

>> No.23421846

>>23421726
Except for from below
Where's that sandworm voreanon when you need him

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>>23421699
I think they were just normal lolis, could've been witches though.

>>23421684
Oh no!

>> No.23422068

>>23421961
Make sure to show a little extra collarbone when she pulls you over.

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Succ sucks at fighting games

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>>23421460
It usually ends with the first customer, who becomes you permanent sugar momma

>> No.23422249

Is asking a Hellhound to protect you considered a marriage proposal?

>> No.23422275

>>23422249
Only if you're attractive

>> No.23422279

>>23422249
Yes and no.
They consider it a job but they are able to claim anything they want as a price. The price 99% of the time being you.

>> No.23422295

>>23422279
What's the price 1% of the time?

>> No.23422312

>>23422148
It's cause they don't like the idea of combat from the start

>> No.23422319

>>23422295
About tree-fiddy

>> No.23422331

>>23422249
Imagine hugging a Hellhound and telling her you feel so safe with her and that you want to feel like this forever.

>> No.23422344

>>23422275
Attractive..... by monster girl standards¡

>> No.23422437

>>23422148
>succ onee-san lost to a shota at a fighting game
What happens next?

>> No.23422451

>>23422312
depends on the lore
some succubi like fighting

>> No.23422452

>>23422275
It pains me how vain MGs are...

>> No.23422458

>>23422331
>tail wagging intensifies

>> No.23422477

>>23422452
In MGE they aren't. That's one of the basic parts of the setting.

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23422495

any love for the demon cleric?

>> No.23422517

>>23422344
This just means having a functioning penis and not being a cruel, remorseless psychopath.

>> No.23422526

>>23422495
>demon/succ priests/clerics/paladins/nuns
YES

>> No.23422529

>>23422495
Of course! Why not?

>> No.23422532

>>23422495
whats with the cuffs?

>> No.23422535

>>23422517
They have no preferences beyond that? Whatsoever?

>> No.23422543

>>23422535
>Of course, the monsters have various different preferences for men, and there is such a thing as an ideal man to them, but there are hardly any types of men that they hate. Though they may feel that a handsome man is cool, or cute, it's not in their values to despise an ugly man as ugly. This even extends to virility during sex, which is normally very important to them. It's “wonderful” if a man has a huge tool and is well-versed in sexual techniques, but even if a man is timid and has a small tool, they just think “cute” or “I'll train him.” It is impossible to be excluded from the monsters' interest due to personal appearance or physical performance. Tales of ugly male bandits and thieves, etc. who were charmed after being attacked by monsters due to sheer pleasure and love and then had a change of heart and stopped attacking people are not uncommon. The only ones really hated by them are complete scum who are beyond redemption.

>> No.23422558

>>23422532
>chain priestess to a wall while monsterizing her
>She casually break the chains when the process is done
Hot

>> No.23422577

>>23422535
They can have some. But they will never reject a willing man. So they have, but bot enough to reject a man that wants to marry them, unless she is already in love with another man.

Well..... Salamanders and Lizardmans will apparently reject men if they are not warriors, but they are the wierd bunch.

>> No.23422590

My waifu is a bit unusual for her species. She finds constant levitation and telekinesis boring, inelegant, and detrimental to the physical form. She prefers throwing and catching, and rebounding off the floors, walls, and ceilings.

>> No.23422602

>>23422577
There are breeds with high standards but there are always exceptions.
>It is precisely the partner that a monster has chosen for herself that will become the most superior of all males and the most delicious treat to her. For monsters, basically, a spouse is a being used to empower each other through sex. Ergo, it is not viewed as an absolute necessity that he be “a superior male in his present condition”. They mostly decide the male who will be their spouse based on other values and criteria. Also, since monsters are beings for whom emotions such as love and fondness are directly tied to sexual desire, ultimately, the man they feel love or fondness towards will seem the most delicious to them.
>For that reason, even if a choice is to be made between “an average male” and “the best male”, most monsters would choose the average male who they are “somehow fond of”. If there is an average male with whom a monster has deepened exchanges and “the best male” suddenly shows up, then a monster would probably be certain to choose the average male. This tendency is even true of the highest rank monsters who seek superior males. Since we baphomets also seek a powerful, superior male to become our “big brother”, heroes go right at the top of the list, but even if we perceive that a man is unseasoned and has yet to bloom, he may still have a chance. Also, it's not uncommon for us to fall for men determined to have a baphomet wife who challenge us over and over without giving up, even if they are completely unremarkable.

>> No.23422636

>>23422602
>No chad cucking in MGE

I love this setting so much.

>> No.23422650

>>23422535
A lot of people I think don't realize the dissonance they cause when they try to apply regular human courtship and dating logic to the vast majority of species
The encyclopedia is written in-universe and in-character. Every single monstergirl profile lists the typical way a mamano lures a man in, often in a sort of playful allusion to the typical way they would work in a JRPG, folklore, or with elements of a famous story about said monster. While there's certainly some species and certainly some parts of the world where more 'traditional dating' may occur, you have to knowingly apply some logic shifting to do that with the majority of species. "In universe", you're a JRPG character who just happens to be in an area or position where you are accosted by your favorite species of monstergirl in their specific way of doing so.
Its fine if you would rather just imagine regular old internet-posting modern-world living you going to a bar and meeting an Apophis there, but your questions of 'well why would she pick me out of the crowd in that bar instead of any other guy' have to be as contrived as your own scenario in which they would appear would be given your deviation from the source material already. And that's perfectly okay, but just know that the Encyclopedia isn't meant to answer questions from that sort of position.

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>> No.23422677

>>23422602
So this is why my Lilim waifu actually agreed to go out on a date with me.

>> No.23422686

>>23422675
What is this? Electric hellhound?

>> No.23422689

>>23422675
Even if you monsterized the entire cast, I dont think the story of Blazblue would change much

>> No.23422692

>>23422650
Now I want to go on a date with a sultry and confident Apophis lady. Preferably a mature one. Walking straight into those coils!

>> No.23422693

>>23422602
You know, I didn't think KC needed to put it into one of his books that this was the case, but I'm sure glad he did.
But I also feel that if you truly fell for a monster girl but aren't "strong" enough for her. Eros or some other god would probably take pity on you and give you a boost. Feels like something Eros would do in exchange for you being faithful or some shit.

>> No.23422699

>>23422650
I hear you anon, but most people aren't really into that by-the-book roleplaying aspect it seems. Which is fine, like you said! So long as they love their dear wives, that's what matters!

>> No.23422700

>>23422686
its bullet from blazblue as a hellhound

>> No.23422712

>>23422636
It's not like it matters to a monster. One of the basic concepts is that regardless of your penis size or sexual ability once you become an incubus your body will change to match your wife's taste (generally it's only your sexual ability and penis size because monsters don't care about facial features or judge a person based on body type). Incubi are also the same thing as heroes in the first place so if you train after you become one you can become a super human up to the level of the minor gods.

>> No.23422713

>>23422689
I want a shoggoth that talks like arakune

>> No.23422724

how do salamanders feel about ruthless anons that go straight for the kill and show no restraint or mercy in a fight

>> No.23422733

>>23422650
When his game comes out it'll be interesting to see what he had in mind for it.

>> No.23422736

>>23422724
Cringe. .

>> No.23422740

>>23422712
I ain't turnin into no filthy demon no matter what my wife wants
Even if sex nearly kills me every time
Fuck all demonkind

>> No.23422762

>>23422740
But you dont turn into a demon? Incubus are just humans without the arbitrary limit to human power.

>> No.23422769

>>23422692
In another life, she would be the dark goddess of the desert night, eager to overthrow her rival goddess and usher in a thousand years of ecstasy and debauchery over a reveling eclipse kingdom, and only an exciting story of (you) discovering her plot beforehand and uncovering the mysteries of her forbidden temple could either lead to you stopping her and taming her venomous heart, saving the kingdom and making you a hero all your own or joining her and ruling as god-king and god-queen over the nightfall itself for a millennium
But yeah office lady meeting a guy in a bar is nice too

>> No.23422774

>>23422733
I know he said something like 11 or 12 or the first release but I hope there is some variation in the monsters. Lolis, adults, and I would love one chaos monster to see how he writes the transformation/lifestyle.

>> No.23422787

>>23422736
>Salamander gets stabbed
>"That's pretty cringe anon, you didn't even hit any organs."

>> No.23422807

>>23422769
Some people just aren't able to do that kind of roleplaying, anon.

>> No.23422808

>>23422712
>Incubi are also the same thing as heroes in the first place

Where is this stated?

>> No.23422815

>>23422808
>https://monstergirlencyclopedia.fandom.com/wiki/Monster_Girl_Encyclopedia_World_Guide_III:_Sabbath_Grimoire#Topic_-_Heroes_and_Incubi_.7EThe_Unfettered_Ones.7E_.28p71.29

>> No.23422836

>>23422769
>another life, she would be the dark goddess of the desert night
Well to me she would be all that

>> No.23422860

>>23422807
Yeah, I know. Its fine.
>>23422836
That's great then, I'm sure she'd be just as wily and powerful in her own way with you

>> No.23422867

>>23422787
>Salamander just gives you a disappointed look even as you try to attack her

>> No.23422881

>>23422815
>Also, in some cases, there are those who become “beings who transcend human limitations”, like heroes and incubi, even without the intervention of a god or monster. In such cases, there is something that removes the shackles of humanity, but the person himself will usually not even be cognizant of it. The distinction between incubus and hero is made even more tenuous due to these ambiguous beings who are difficult to classify. An example of a factor that could cause this is remaining in lands teeming with mana for an extremely long period of time. Sometimes legends about such places are handed down with claims like “if you train in this land, you can acquire inhuman power”.

Becoming a super inhumanly powerful Butler for my Dear Wife!

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