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Reminder that all your favorite 2hus would actually be disgusted by you, your headcanon isn't real, ZUN will die before he can end the series properly, the games aren't actually fun and you are browsing a SFW board for porn. Have a nice day (lie).

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>>23380651
Komachi has ferried thieves, murderers, rapists, terrorists, and monsters across the river. I doubt she could spare much room in her heart for hatred for a dumb ol' NEET like me.
Also, is Touhou really a series that needs a "proper end"? Furthermore who are you to say whether or not someone is having fun?
Everything else just doesn't seem to matter.

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>>23380651
Reimu has a special message for you!

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Don't project your wearisome teenage cynicism on me! Being negative doesn't make you look cool, it just makes you a drag to be around!

>> No.23381509

>>23380651
>Reminder that all your favorite 2hus would actually be disgusted by you
bait.
>your headcanon isn't real, ZUN will die before he can end the series properly
go back to /v/.
>the games aren't actually fun and you are browsing a SFW board for porn.
>>>/gif/
>>>/biz/
>>>/s/
>>>/h/
>>>/hc/
>>>/y/
>>>/cm/
go back to your home boards, fag.
Have a nice day.

>> No.23381559

>>23380651
>your favorite 2hus would actually be disgusted by you
Your headcanon isn't real.

>> No.23381712

>>23380651
>Reminder
started reading there.

>> No.23382126

I want /v/ to leave.

>> No.23382887

>>23382126
/v/ is jaypees bigger sister

>> No.23383040

Fuck off you dumb crossposter

>> No.23387348

>>23383040
No

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>>23382887

>> No.23387551

>>23387534
Could someone elaborate on what the actual fuck is going on in there?

>> No.23387584

>>23380651
>end the series properly
Do what, haha

>> No.23387756

>>23387534
I miss paint.

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>>23387534
You can't just start from the middle either.

>> No.23387812

>>23387775
>I would rather go live in Gensokyo
Stopped reading right there.

Guess what, bitch, that's the ultimate goal of all of us here on /jp/. And you speak of it like it's a punishment or something...

>> No.23389751

>>23380651
They hated him because he spoke the truth

>> No.23389853

>>23380651
>>23389751
samefag

>> No.23391086

>>23389751
Actually we hate him because he speak like a crossboarder.

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>>23387534
>>23387775

>> No.23392495

>>23387812
Only surface-level waifufags think Gensokyo is a paradise for the average /jp/ NEET. There's no internet, you'd have to work all day in order to stay alive, and all the youkai you'd want to fug would be actively trying to kill you.

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>>23382887
>>23387775
>>23387534
>>23391622
She prefers the pronoun "he" nowadays.

>> No.23394115

>>23392495
Tard.

>> No.23394394

>>23394115
Tertiary.

>> No.23394444

>>23394394
No you.

>> No.23395532

>>23380651
this tewi definitely fits into my headcanon

>> No.23395603

>>23392495
>There's no internet
True. But there's magic. And most importantly, there are no politicians.

>you'd have to work all day in order to stay alive
NEETbux abuser spotted

>and all the youkai you'd want to fug would be actively trying to kill you
do u even 2hu?

>> No.23395806

>>23394444
Quads confirm.

>> No.23395828

>>23380651
That's not true. And touhou doesn't really need an end. Its place in my heart as a cool and fun and cute place where a perfect daily life always continues is more than enough for me.

>> No.23395901

>>23395603
>But there's magic.
If you gensokyo'd yourself, you'd remain the same disappointing specimen. Magical powers don't come included.
>And most importantly, there are no politicians.
There are still untouchable elites that control human civilization. only difference is they're cute youkai girls instead of nasty old men.
>NEETbux abuser spotted
I spend my hard earned hikidollars on only the most essential of necessities, such as fumos and onaholes.
>do u even 2hu?
Neither of our hitboxes are small enough to make it in Gensokyo.

>> No.23396158

>>23395901
>Magical powers don't come included.
But can be acquired, given that one has some aptitude for it.

>only difference is they're cute youkai girls instead of nasty old men
Seems like a win-win situation to me already.

>most essential of necessities, such as fumos and onaholes
Fair enough. I sincerely apologize.

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>>23396158
>>23395901
What's stopping me from becoming a hermit applicant? I'm lonely neet anyways and Kasen among other hermits have their power come from followers. On top of that they're always open and looking to help anyone in a need

So yes, I could neet it out and maybe get magical powers or perks.

>> No.23399835

>>23399698
Why choose Kasen when you can choose Seiga.

>> No.23399884

>>23399835
Because I fuck like a beast

>> No.23407533

>>23380651
>you are browsing a SFW board for porn
You make it sound like a bad thing.

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>>23380651

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>>23383040
Rude

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>>23380651

>> No.23430343

I bet a lot of them would think I'm tasty.

>> No.23432836

>>23430343
As in dick cheese taste.

>> No.23432897

Why can't we just let this fucking thread die already?

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