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>> No.23345019
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23345019

Will you just marry the damn dorf already, they'll go extinct at this rate!

>> No.23345021
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23345021

Gazer is best!

>> No.23345025

hey anon, it's your dad.
we sort of bumped into an ochimusha and now me and your mother must face the punishment of our crime by giving you up and reserved to be the ochimusha's groom after your mother gave birth to you, hope you don't hate us sorry about that haha

>> No.23345028

>>23345019
i will if she can make a killer stew

>> No.23345083
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23345083

Mersharks are the best kind of fish

>> No.23345085

I miss Iron-Beast.

>> No.23345113

>>23345021
That look tells me she's got a new scheme. At long last, the aimless days will soon be coming to an end. Let's see what trouble we can cook up...

>> No.23345116

>>23345085
I hope he's doing okay it probably isn't the best time to be a bouncer

>> No.23345122

>>23345005
I want a strongfat ochi bodyguard with one of those spiked clubs that is quite and likes to write poetry.

>> No.23345177
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>> No.23345216

I want to badly hit on a succubus at a bar.

>> No.23345233

>>23345177
But are you dating the snake or the symbiote?

>> No.23345278
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>>23345216
It's a good thing I could still communicate my feelings through spade rubbing.

>> No.23345293

>>23345216
Anon no, she'll drink you dry

>> No.23345321
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>>23345021
Indeed

>> No.23345330

>>23345321
>Yes Honey, this is going up your ass

>> No.23345341 [SPOILER] 
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Catgirls would be scary as shit in the forests / jungle, change my mind.

>> No.23345345
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>>23345321
tentacles are moe

>> No.23345353

>>23345330
Why use something as sensitive and delicate as an eyeball tentacle? She has perfectly good lubricated fingers. Also tongue if she's so inclined. Either of those would also feel better, too.

>> No.23345365

>>23345353
For the experience. Just to say you did it

>> No.23345381

>>23345365
There are a lot of other things Gazer is capable of that I would try first...uh, just to say I tried.

>> No.23345387

>>23345381
Well add this one to your list

>> No.23345405

>>23345387
Maybe under the "Hypnotized to Imagine" column. It's a big column.

>> No.23345415

>>23345387
>>23345365
>>23345353
>>23345330
>>>/y/

>> No.23345455

>>23345415
What are you, gay?

>> No.23345459 [SPOILER] 
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23345459

How do I pick up cute MG chicks?

>> No.23345463

>>23345459
With your hands. Barring that, float magic or a large crane.

>> No.23345470

>>23345216
I want to be badly hit on by a succubus at a bar.

>> No.23345476

>>23345470
I reiterate >>23345293

>> No.23345500

>>23345005
Careful. Ochis have a tendency to protect for life, and since they're undead and never die you may be looking at a very long term commitment.

>> No.23345521

>>23345500
You say that like its a bad thing.

>> No.23345643

>>23345470
It would be funny to have happen. But it wouldn't be sop funny after the 10:th succubus that tries to hit on you.
Honestly, it's better to just let them suck your dick and be over with it. Until they find out where you live demand a second "date".

>> No.23345664

>>23345521
They're cute now, but just wait until they're cutting leaves out of the air "to protect you from the harmful debris" and shield you by holding you tight their chest. What if you suffocate? It's a serious risk!

>> No.23345679
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23345679

Ass of the reptilian variety

>> No.23345700

>>23345679
This to conquer:
1. That treasure hoard
2. That ass
3. Her love and hand in marriage.

>> No.23345707

If I want a bodyguard wife, should I go for Jinko or Wurm?

>> No.23345713

>>23345679
Tail is too small

>> No.23345723

>>23345707
Jinko if you want a professional and effective bodyguard.
Wurm if you want one that's so strong and brash that nobody would even try to do anything or get close to you in fear of what she might do.

>> No.23345795

>>23345679
Fat asses tempt my mean streak

>> No.23345980

>>23345707
Jinko.

>> No.23346042
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>>23342538
Yetis may be strong, but can they open a pickle jar?

>> No.23346093
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Do you like muscles?

>> No.23346116
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>>23346093
Yes!

>> No.23346122

>>23346093
I am open to them, yes.

>> No.23346124
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>>23346093
No, I love them.

>> No.23346148

>>23346042
>put jar between thighs
>put paws on either side of jar lid
>twist
Or use gremlin's patented jar-opener/ back massager

>> No.23346167

Just a straightforward story of a minotaur girl fucking her guy
https://pastebin.com/AFVieexA

>> No.23346172

>>23346148
Grem-chan you can't just add a Hitachi wand to every invention and call it a massager!

>> No.23346191
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>>23346093
yes

>> No.23346208
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>>23346093
Can never go wrong with liking some muscle on a girl

>> No.23346221

>>23346191
>clenched fist
ma'am, are you feeling OK? Do you want to talk about it?

>> No.23346228

>>23346093
I mean, I like strong, sure. But hard definition weirds me out a little bit- A 'shredded' girl would make me distinctly uncomfortable.

>> No.23346233

what monster places her faith in god like all should?

>> No.23346247

>>23346233
Faith in an external god is a slave-chain's hook, sunk into your very soul.
Self-deification is the only true freedom.

>> No.23346251

>>23346221
haha imagine that huge yet probably luxuriously soft fist slamming into your face wouldnt that be awful haha....

>> No.23346263
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23346263

Kiss your rata all over!

>> No.23346292

>>23346247
but god can save your soul and the souls of monsters all over!

>> No.23346293

Senko? More like Suppatenko!

>> No.23346298

>>23346233
Sea Bishops are good religious girls who don't have a single impure thought in their heads, especially if they're childhood friends.

>> No.23346310
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23346310

Would you, could you, with a rabbit?

>> No.23346309

>>23346298
but do they pray to the christian god? this is important.

>> No.23346312

>>23346292
Wrong. I, and I alone, can 'save my soul' - and whatever other souls which may exist out there. 'God' is an empty promise. Place your faith in your own being, instead.

>> No.23346320
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>>23346292
souls are a myth made up by poor people who don't want to work.

>> No.23346327

>>23346292
My soul belongs to the gods of chaos under the sea. If I would follow any faith in MGE I would become a chaos cultist.

>> No.23346334

>>23346320
this is an interesting inversion - I'm more familiar with the 'souls are a myth made up by <powerful people> who want the poor to work' take. explain yourself.

>> No.23346337

>>23346327
that's not holy, sweetie

>> No.23346351

>roll the MGE randomizer
>First to come up is Dark Valkyrie
It's a sign, clearly.

>> No.23346358
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23346358

>Ohohoho~

>> No.23346363

>>23346093
Can Wurms get muscular?

>> No.23346364

>>23345085
What happened?

>> No.23346367

>>23346358
>87/100
passes any test ive ever taken

>> No.23346369

>>23346358
That small fox is in danger of doing a lot more than just LEANING over my desk.

>> No.23346371

>>23346358
W-what's wrong with 87/100 huh?

>> No.23346399

>>23346358
If my score's so bad why dont you tutor me

>> No.23346410
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>>23346399
>afterschool lessons

>> No.23346413

>>23346358
Why does she have the Crazy/Hot scale on the whiteboard?

>> No.23346418

>>23346410
Hey teach, can a bar of soap get dirty?

>> No.23346425

>>23346410
[lewd hakutaku noises intensify]

>> No.23346440
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>>23346410
who else loves boob hats?

>> No.23346455
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23346455

Anyone want a milkshake?

>> No.23346468
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23346468

Wrestle pear-shaped combat lolis

>> No.23346489
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23346489

>Haha, yeah it was just a joke, my love letter was fake and y-you fell for it hahaha...

>> No.23346527

>>23346489
If I got a love letter, I'd throw it into trash knowing it's a prank.

>> No.23346531
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23346531

Goblins are fun to play cards with.

>> No.23346533

>>23346310
I've always wanted to see for myself just how fast they can multiply.

>> No.23346548
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>>23346531
I am inclined to agree
This might be considered a little too western, but I think it's still cute

>> No.23346595
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>>23346531
I love the cards but they're quite tricky to put into lewd scenes due to them being incredibly short.

>> No.23346598

I like girls.

>> No.23346603

>>23346310
Those legs were made to be lap pillows.

>> No.23346620

>>23346531
>>23346548
>>23346595
>>23346595
Look at the size of those ears!

>> No.23346621

>>23346310
I bet she thumps her foot when you stop patting her.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lUf_t65exQ0

>> No.23346639
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>>23346620
You gonna buy something? Or did you come just to gawk at them?

>> No.23346731

Hellhounds chasing annoying sales Ratas up trees!

>> No.23346782
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>>23346731
She's just trying to keep you informed!

>> No.23346791
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23346791

>>23346620
All the more tempting to nibble on!

>> No.23346800

>>23346731
I thought Rata-chan would rather be a papergirl.

>> No.23346814

>>23346791
If only there was a bar/casino run by Goblins dressed like this.

>> No.23346845

>>23346621
>Mastah, continue patting my head please!
That would be too irresistible to ignore.

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>>23346093
ABSolutely

>> No.23346896

Why is that hellhounds are super popular while werewolves aren't?

>> No.23346919

>>23346896
Intense-but-"soft"-femdom vs harem girl but they're all the same species.
Also HH has a pretty slick design.

>> No.23346981

>>23346896
I luck werewolves, they just need to bulk up a bit.

>> No.23347028

>>23345116
Oh shit the virus must of fucked his money up.

>> No.23347031

>>23346896
Flaming eyes. Good design. More exotic. Complete femdom that can't be subbed

>> No.23347110

>>23347031
>Complete femdom that can't be subbed
>he doesn't know

>> No.23347173

>>23346896
Superficial as it is, they'd benefit from updated art.

>> No.23347192

>>23347110
Fuck off don't start

>> No.23347205

>>23346896
Hellhounds are exotic, powerful and do a good job at seeming dangerous despite really being extremely protective and caring doms.
But the real reason is that the MGE Werewolf's art is old.

>> No.23347219

>>23347031
>>23347110
Point being they're one of few species that won't turn into a doormat if you decide to get aggressive for a change.
They just bounce right back unlike e.g. Dragons which turn into Mere Female Lizards.

>> No.23347262

>>23346896
Same reason Cheshire’s are more popular than regular nekos

>> No.23347295

>>23347262
Smug?

>> No.23347304
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>> No.23347307

>>23347304
Cores are for groping.

>> No.23347334

What monster would show up to prove you wrong first if you stated that human men can't ahegao on a live-stream?

>> No.23347344

>>23347334
Succubus

>> No.23347366

>>23347334
Lizard

>> No.23347370
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She wants to become a magical plantgirl!

>> No.23347414

>>23347334
Why would you say that?

>> No.23347424

>>23347414
It's a roundabout invitation

>> No.23347432

New wife commission but this time it’s a gif!
https://twitter.com/sa_melodii/status/1246522257616314368

>> No.23347448

>>23347432
Animation commissions are really sweet. Good stuff Tsurara guy

>> No.23347450

>>23347307
I wonder what they feel like.

>> No.23347458

>>23347432
Nice.

>> No.23347462

>YWN be a newly promoted Jedi Knight sent to negotiate the entrance of Amazons into the the Republic

Why live?

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>>23345083
those are good fish but this is my fish

>> No.23347486

>>23345083
smile you son of a...

>> No.23347518

>>23345083
>jaw theme starts playing

>> No.23347527

>>23346489
If she said that i'd never trust her and would become hostile to attempts at being in my personal space or talking to me.

>> No.23347554

What's a good loli species for a dedicated cuddleslut?

>> No.23347562

>>23347554
Dormouse, literally part of their gimmick

>> No.23347563

>>23347554
A loli Yeti

>> No.23347569

>>23347554
Weresheep, they are built for sleeping and cuddles.

>> No.23347588
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23347588

>>23347554
Sleep mouse

>> No.23347602

>>23347562
>>23347563
>>23347569
>The Holy Trinity of cuddles

>> No.23347678

why me?

>> No.23347708

>>23347678
Look anon, someone has to fuck the Cu Sith. And I'm just glad it's you and not me.

>> No.23347770

>>23347678
What >>23347708 said, the DE released from the portals is going to monsterize all of the house pets, and somebody needs to be the crazy cat/dog person.

>> No.23347772

>>23347708
shave her fur off, get her some nose and mouth surgery and she's perfect

>> No.23347773

>>23347770
I could see myself being lovingly tormented by cheshire twins.

>> No.23347789
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Best snek coming through

>> No.23347792

>>23347773
How can you be "lovingly" tormented?

>> No.23347796

>>23347770
So what you're saying I'm gonna get gangbanged by two harpies?
I'm fine with this.

>> No.23347799
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>>23347773

>> No.23347807

>>23347792
Aftercare counts for something

>> No.23347828

>>23347789
That's not a Bunyip.

>> No.23347839
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23347839

>>23347792

>> No.23347856

>>23347789
The fearsome blind swordswoman!

>> No.23347861
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Help I've entered a vampire's blood draining machine and had all my blood drained the lich doctor said it was a medical miracle that I was still conscious let alone alive, and due to living in an undead city where can I find the nearest living male with an A+ bloodtype willing to donate all of their blood? P.S. can't ask for blood back vampire drank it already

>> No.23347866

>>23347770
i always figured if that happens that every anon would murder his or his neighbors pets to prevent furries from existing

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>>23347773
Those aren't the cats I were thinking of, but sure. You can have all the Cheshires you want, just don't look under the bag, okay?

>> No.23347872
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Remember meidos should have proper uniforms, such as this.

>> No.23347880

>>23347872
Reverse-bunnysuit Kiki where?

>> No.23347897

>>23347880
>Reverse-bunnysuit Kiki
How inelegant, unfitting for a proper maid. Just the heart pasties combined with kiki natural thighhighs are good enough

>> No.23347905

>>23347872
I'm concerned about butler uniforms should I be hired as one.

>> No.23347914

What should you do if you discover that your maid's room is a complete mess?

>> No.23347915

>>23347869
All monster girls should be fucked until they double peace sign.

>> No.23347919
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>>23347905
Monsters in butler outfits is something I can get behind.

>> No.23347933

>>23347914
Clean her room while she is busy cleaning the rest of the house

>> No.23347940

>>23347872
what about her theme song?

>> No.23347946

>>23347905
I bet being a butler for a Kiki would be very tough either she expects perfection from you and holds you to the standard of a kiki or she just does your job for you and won't let you work

>> No.23347949

>>23347905
>Get hired by tanuki magnate as her butler
>Your "butler uniform" is just a kilt, so she can have easy access to your milk-hose
>She is constantly rubbing your abs, making you care for her tail, and draining you whenever she can, but at least it the pay is good

>> No.23347954

>>23347949
But that's sexual harassment

>> No.23347965

>>23347946
>or she just does your job for you and won't let you work
I probably shouldn't be complaining about getting paid to do nothing, but this still doesn't sit right with me.

>> No.23347974

>>23347965
>still doesn't sit right with me.
Exactly you'd have to fight for your right to do your job because I'd want to try and impress her

>> No.23347979

>>23347518
https://youtu.be/x3uHcH8U4m0

>> No.23347984

>>23347954
It's not sexual harassment if they're cute.

>> No.23347991

>>23345083
I'd let her eat me any day

>> No.23348007

>>23347954
>Complaining to a monster about sexual harassment
She's just gonna rape you harder

>> No.23348020

Having a kiki childhood friend would be great she would do all your chores or she would until your parents ban her from doing them

>> No.23348080

>>23346363
Very unlikely Wurms can get muscular. Go for a Jinko instead.

>> No.23348097

Alright, which do I beat my meat to tonight?
Mino or sleep mouse?

>> No.23348117

>>23348097
y not both

>> No.23348123
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23348123

>>23348097
Sleep mouse

>> No.23348129

>>23348097
i don't either have great porn

>> No.23348134

>>23348129
Dormouse has tons but some might find it awkward considering most of it is commissions

>> No.23348146

>>23348134
i don't find commissions awks at all

>> No.23348158

>>23347940

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ybR15c0pEjc

>> No.23348170

>>23348020
>Kiki childhood friend always wants to play house
>Prepares fake tea and pretends to do other maid-like activities
>Gets pouty when you let the shoggy girl across the street join in

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23348175

>Hey kid, let me out and I'll grant you good fortune if you rub my tails

She seems like a nice lady. What could possibly go wrong?

>> No.23348177

>>23348175
I don't have to let her out to rub her tails, though

>> No.23348179

>>23348020
>Parents see kikimora friend doing all your chores for you while you play video games
>Parents ground you and make you do all your chores by yourself while apologizing to kikimora friend for you being making her do your work
Ending 1
>She bursts into tears crying to her parents over not being able to do your chores and be close to you
>Kiki parents have long discussion with your parents about how much she loves housework and how good of a friend are to her
>You are ungrounded and kikimora is allowed to do your chores on the basis you at least help her out some of the time
Ending 2
>You discover how great chores really are and feel good about turning a messy room into a spotless image of perfection
>Or cook a delicious meal and seeing people enjoy it
>Convince parents to unground you on basis that you do chores for your kikimora friend
>Force her to watch TV or play video games while you clean much to her dismay
>Have to pry the feather duster from her hands as she begs you to let her do it
>Nope you carry her up to her perfectly made bed and lay her in it and turn on the TV for her while you prepare dinner and dessert

>> No.23348189

>>23348177

it's a package deal. Freedom and mofurubbins

>> No.23348198
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23348198

>>23348170
Why not play with both?

>> No.23348203

>>23348198
there can be only one

>> No.23348212

>>23348175
>"Someone call security! The mofu maniac has escaped her containment cell, and is heading towards the local shota shelter!"

>> No.23348213
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23348213

>>23348203
Only one mastah!

>> No.23348219 [SPOILER] 
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23348219

>>23348203
Fucking centrists.

>> No.23348226

>>23348198
Both of them want to be your loving maidwife in your game of house, and they're too young to understand the concept of sharing a husband.

>> No.23348234

>>23348219
huh?

>> No.23348242

>>23348212
>shota shelter
Sounds like prime hunting grounds for onee-sans, momsters, and CC demons.

>> No.23348247

>>23348242
>There's a line outside every day looking to adopt
>Everyone caught drooling is instantly sent home

>> No.23348254

>>23346896
Werewolf art/design is in major need of a revisit- I think that's the main reason.

>> No.23348256

>>23348234
Not the comment itself, but the picture.

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23348275

>tfw you like a couple of the literal hot MGs but also hate warm temperatures

At least there's enough variety to be happy.

>> No.23348330

>>23348275
CHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN!

>> No.23348355

>>23348254
Moreso than that, what is their niche?
There's plenty of group girls.

>> No.23348357

>>23348247
Lizardman security guard is tasked with sending home monsters that:
>Are found drooling anywhere on the premises
>Says "ara ara" when they see the shotas available for adoption
>Tries to break in through the back door or windows
>Requests a "private interview" with the shota they're interested in adopting
>Insist that their shota touches a tail or other part of their body before adoption
She has even had to send the hakutaku caretaker home early because of her getting too touchy

>> No.23348369

>>23348355
They aren't meant to have a specialized niche. hey are the most basic vanilla dog type. They allow greater variation vs something extremely specialized.

>> No.23348382

>>23348179
Both are cute imagine seeing her pout because you are doing such a good job

>> No.23348397

>>23348357
But who watches the watchlizards

>> No.23348418

>>23348397
The watchlizard wouldn't try anything with those poor, defenseless shotas, right? They wouldn't be able to put up a fight against her!

>> No.23348425

>>23348275
just get a cold waifu to go with your hot waifu

>> No.23348433

>>23348357
Imagine the one monster that has enough self-control throughout the entire process. That shota is gonna have quite a time when she's finally in the clear.

>> No.23348437

>>23348397
The other lizards
>>23348433
If she can get through the tests then clearly she wouldn't rape a shota

>> No.23348447

>>23348357
How do they deal with shotas that try and temp the monster's adopting them

>> No.23348470

>>23348179
Is it a bad end for the Kiki if in the second scenario you grow up into a butler and she ends up not being a maid?

>> No.23348475

>>23348470
Or she could be your loving cleaning rival

>> No.23348495

>>23348357
>>She has even had to send the hakutaku caretaker home early because of her getting too touchy
>"I was just... doing inspections! That's right, inspections! Now, unhand me!"
"Just take go home and cool off for today, I'll take care of 'em"
Turns out watchlizard could make a pretty good mother, if she stopped being so competitive during staff v. student sports.

>> No.23348506

>>23348357
>All the staff are Unicorns or married

>> No.23348527

>>23348506
>giving Unicorns the perfect chance at scoring a virgin

>> No.23348532

>>23348527
Unicorns are trustworthy though

>> No.23348560

Someone send help, Gremlin neighbor altered toilet, it now screams at me in angry Swedish.

>> No.23348569

>>23348495
>Staff v. sports day
>Hakutaku-sensei, kikicleaner, and nursicorn all go easy on the students, and are really just there to make sure nobody gets hurt or is being bullied
>After a couple minutes, watchlizard plays to win, and starts throwing dodgeballs at mach speeds

>> No.23348577
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23348577

>>23348560
Sorry no refunds.

>> No.23348583

>>23348560
That's the automaton wife she got you for your birthday present, anon. Please stop using your new wife as a toilet.

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>> No.23348648
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>>23348634
Tis the season for Hatters!
I finally have a completed commission of my Dear Wife!

>> No.23348659

>>23348648
Congratulations, Hatterfag! How jubilant and joyous you must be to have your jewel imagined and immortalised in this impeccable icon!

>> No.23348675
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23348675

can a fairy control a man's body through his dick by shifting it around like a joystick?

>> No.23348682

>>23348659
So splendidly so! Such a sight of her shining sapphire shelling sends shivers and shockwaves so spectacularly through my skeletal structure!

>> No.23348683

>>23348648
She's cute! I like her lips!

>> No.23348684

>>23348648
Oh shit! Congratulations hatterfag, she looks great.

>> No.23348689

>>23348634
As much as I like the idea of settling down with a hatter, I was told to stay away from wild mushrooms.

>> No.23348697

>>23348648
I’ve heard of bluecaps but this a little much

>> No.23348709

is there anything monsterization can't make hot?

>> No.23348716

>>23348709
paperclipper

>> No.23348723

>>23348709
Ice elementals. They're just too cool.

>> No.23348725

>>23348683
Future comms should even more spectacularly show off their pliable plumpness!
>>23348684
Thank you most magnanimously!
>>23348697
At least this bluecap has a nice mold to her!

>> No.23348733

>>23348709
Gelatinous cube

>> No.23348743

>>23348709
Bacteria and other single-celled organisms.
>>23348733
That's just a parasite slime stuck in a cube shape, the slime carrier should be pretty good looking.

>> No.23348752

>>23348648
Rare Hatter! Very high level!

>> No.23348761

>>23348709
My ex-wife!
[raucous canned laughter]

>> No.23348762

>>23348648
I like her hair

>> No.23348763

>>23348709
drop cloth

>> No.23348764

>>23348648
It's about time hatterfag!

>> No.23348772

>>23348752
By the time you've seen her, you're already under the spell of her spores!
>>23348762
Thank you! The design from the big commission that I ordered first but is still in the works turned out to be a great reference for these future ones!
>>23348764
A noble lady arrives precisely when she intends, after all!

>> No.23348774

>>23348648
tits are too big

>> No.23348775

>>23348716
It's amazing I haven't seen a moe anthropomorphication of Clippy, it seems like a no brainer.
>>23348733
Not much of a stretch from a regular slime.
>>23348743
>Bacteria and other single-celled organisms.
Amoeba is basically a hungry slime, viruses are like a mix of Pslime with Vamp Mosquito that instead of sucking blood makes women give birth to other viruses. You can come up with something for bacteria too.

>> No.23348778

>>23348648
I'm looking forward to your future commissions!

>> No.23348785

>>23348648
Why is this hatter not dripping? You should take her to the doctor

>> No.23348787

>>23348775
>clippy
no. wrong. not what I meant at all.

>> No.23348788

>>23348648
Nice

>> No.23348795

>>23348774
If enough people think she's too oversized, I'm okay with spoilering or using Imgur for future comms so those that aren't into that don't need to cause a fuss or anything! Because I'll be cordially honest and truthful, it ain't gonna get any smaller from here!
>>23348778
>>23348788
Thank you! I am too!
>>23348785
For the sake of decency, I've not applied the drip yet to her! Or perhaps I have, just out of frame!

>> No.23348803

>>23348775
I mean, you can monsterize single-celled organisms, but once you make them into multi-celled beings that are far more complex in both function and behavior than what it was originally, is it still a bacteria/amoeba?
Because viruses aren't really alive, I would think they would just go the route of becoming infections that convert a woman's SE into DE, making monsterization easier.

>> No.23348810
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23348810

>Why are you staring at my tail?
>Do you want it to milk you that badly?

>> No.23348812

>>23348787
I had to look up what paperclipping is, if now I get what you mean. If mamono mana can make yandere attractive, then even this is a possibility.

>> No.23348826

>>23348812
oh great, don't tell me paperclipping is also the term for some horrid fetish thing
what I MEANT was the thought-experiment of how artificial intelligence could go wrong. mindlessly pursuing a goal (like, optimizing the production of paperclips) to the point of destroying human civilization and the whole Earth (if not everything else as well)

>> No.23348845

>>23348689
Mushrooms are good for you, anon.

>> No.23348852

>>23348810
No, I'm staring at your cute paws and mofu!

>> No.23348857

>>23348810
Something feels off when a manticore isn't smiling.

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23348864

>>23348810
I'm not staring at your tail, I'm staring at the cute paladin behind it!

>> No.23348892

>>23348826
Paperclipping definition that I found is when a person who ghosted you is trying to get your attention again. Not my thing, but attention whore combined with tsundere is hardly the weirdest thing I've seen people like.
Your definition of paperclipping also doesn't appeal to me, but I'm sure there's some guy who would be fine if his Automaton girlfriend caused a major ecological disaster to fulfill some autistic need.

>> No.23348895

>>23348864
You can do it Paladin-chan!

>> No.23348899

>>23348864
Girls in armor are cute I wanna see kiki donning armor to tackle a tough stain

>> No.23348915

>>23348899
>tough stain
So like what a shog on the wall?

>> No.23348929

>>23348795
Don’t listen to this guy >>23348774
Her big tits are wonderful!

>> No.23348949
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23348949

>>23348723
Cooler than cool!

>> No.23348992

who would win, you? or a hellhound?

>> No.23349002

>>23348992
batman

>> No.23349006

>>23348992
The hellhound, and that's exactly how I want it

>> No.23349009
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23349009

>>23345005

>> No.23349020
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23349020

>>23345005
You're a squid now!

>> No.23349043

>>23348675
what would she do if she could?

>> No.23349067

>>23348810
yes

>> No.23349093

>>23349009
>grabage kiki
I can dig it.

>> No.23349160

>>23349009
garbage kiki is too dirty to get any dick
she won't last a day

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23349176

>>23345005

>> No.23349193
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23349193

>>23349009
>>23349176
Kiki Season!

>> No.23349205

>>23348992
Both of us, I'd imagine.

>> No.23349206

what's your favorite non-MGE species?

>> No.23349212
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23349212

>>23349206
Gotta be Goblins. The green kind.

>> No.23349218

>>23349193
Kikis must be this big to work in my home.

>> No.23349221

>>23349206
i like pegasus, she can fly and catch you and rape you at the human man breeding stables!

>> No.23349250

>>23349206
Whatever a boatslut counts as

>> No.23349261

>>23349206
chupacabra

>> No.23349267

>>23346167
Nice, thanks for sharing!

>> No.23349280
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23349280

>>23349206
I guess they are technically satyrs, but I like big, brutish goats and other assorted horny girls.

>> No.23349288

>>23349280
Oh no! She's dual-wielding!

>> No.23349299

>>23349212
they remind me of the rape scene from the first episode of goblin slayer, that's why I despise goblins for destroying cute anime girls permanently

>> No.23349310

>>23349299
Where was that gender-swapped image of the large Goblin catching that monk's foot?

>> No.23349314

>>23349206
Triffids

>> No.23349325
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23349325

>>23349206
Whatever she is.

>> No.23349326

>>23349009
>what happens when kikis go too long without a master

>> No.23349327

>>23349280
>big berserker goats raid the village and drag all the young human males away in chains

>> No.23349359
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23349359

She's going to alert the Goat horde!

>> No.23349360

>>23349206
generic lizards or wolfgirl

>> No.23349366

>>23349325
Mommy

>> No.23349369

>>23349206
not allowed to talk about that here

>> No.23349377

>>23349359
What are they going to do, bleat me to death?

>> No.23349392

>>23349206

Draenei

>> No.23349393
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23349393

>>23349377
They might gnaw on your shirt hem

>> No.23349405

>>23346413
i was thinking the same thing

>> No.23349407

>>23349377
They will mindbreak you with their soft and loving embrace, making you their communal daki.

>> No.23349411

>>23349206
Actual species that MGE doesn't address and isn't my own donut steel?

That latex milf from Batman Beyond. Imagine a rainslime and insaneslime without the shape-holding issues of the former or the eldrichness of the latter

>> No.23349418

>>23349299
You can't have interesting monsters without rape. Women are subjects to these kind of predicaments because they're weak and only good for sex, and thus, you shouldn't feel emotions when a rape happening to a fictional character is happening on-screen.
Instead, you gotta appreciate when the man is raping a woman because it's hot as hell to see a bitch getting railed against her will. I would go to the Demon Realm, kidnap a succubus to rape in a room where no one can hear her scream for help or something. So don't get worked up over some made up shit that pansies are getting angry over.

>> No.23349422

>>23349377
They're going to bleat you off.

>> No.23349451

>>23349422
that's hot, goats are hot.

>> No.23349473

Wendi-chan but she's been hitting the gym to get fit with her friends

>> No.23349492

>>23346042
To be fair that's a challenge for human women, too. Plus, if she was really trying she'd just hug to jar until it was toasty warm and the lid was easier to get off.

>> No.23349500

goats are mere mammals

>> No.23349505

>>23349492
>she'd just hug to jar until it was toasty warm and the lid was easier to get off
If it works for men it works for jars

>> No.23349518

>>23349505
>Husbands are easier to get off when they're warm and full of hot chocolate
>You can warm the jar but you can't fill it with cocoa until you've gotten the lid off
???!

>> No.23349530
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23349530

Imagine the apocalypse MGs will bring about mankind. Sorry, sorry, womankind.

>> No.23349536

>>23349518
She doesn't need a jar for hot cocoa, she has her #1 Cuddler mug and another mug with a marshmallow cat on it!

>> No.23349544
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23349544

Can you deal with Gazer's bitching about Bannerlord being early access?

>> No.23349567

>>23349206
Elves.

>> No.23349574

>>23349500
men are mere mammals by default to all monsters

>> No.23349595

>>23349567
what kind of elves?

>> No.23349596

>>23349574
they are correct to assume this if they have meaty tails

>> No.23349634
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23349634

>>23345005

>> No.23349643

>>23349596
Or spade tails.

>> No.23349647

>>23349634
Donkey!

>> No.23349664

>guava barometz

>> No.23349667

>>23345083
Mersharks saving people from a sinking ship!

>> No.23349671

>>23349530
Too bad Corona-Chan is the virus we deserve and not the one we need.

>> No.23349687

>>23348418
Exactly. She wants a man who will put up the fight of his life.

>> No.23349688

retired ochimusha sets up and opens a restaurant with her ushi-oni and tanuki best friends and cooks wagyu steak, tonkotsu ramen, blackberry-lemon cheesecake, and lime-raspberry-orange 21-layer jello in a bowl!

>> No.23349690

Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, help out the more active monster girls cope with being locked up as the plague comes through.
They may be getting a little stir crazy.

>> No.23349702

>>23348648
What’s the significance of the cards? Is that a 4 or hearts and a 4 of clubs?

>> No.23349715

What monster girl could instant_loss you?

>> No.23349722

>>23349715
Depends.
Does saying I'm going to make her my wife instant_loss?

>> No.23349724

>>23348892
>girlfriend caused a major ecological disaster to fulfill some autistic need
That’s called giantress

>> No.23349730

>>23349715
Most of them, given how overpowered most MG are. I Imagine hakutaku and demons would be especially effective, though.

>> No.23349734

>>23349715
Manticore or mucus toad

>> No.23349736

>>23349093
A neet Garbage Nookie makes more sense
>”Did you know you can make money for free just by claiming to be disabled?”

>> No.23349741

>>23349715
Hellhound

>> No.23349744

>>23349715
Familiar 2komas me easily.

>> No.23349755

>>23349392
>>23349206
draenei.

makes sense that i love baphos as well

>> No.23349776

>>23349530
I thought her thigh in the background was a lamia tail. Goes to show where my mind’s at.

>> No.23349777

>>23349702
In this particular batch, this artist and another one did the cards based off of the two that the first artist, who I did most of the design work with, chose. However, my idea is that she picks two cards from a deck at completely random each day to complete her look! In the future, when giving the instructions for commissions, I'll be picking two at random myself and having those be put in if we get a good view at her hat! We can just say these first three commissions were all taken on the same day!

>> No.23349784

>>23349634
Is that supposed to be Kurusu?

>> No.23349793

>>23349715
Is mutual instant loss a possibility?

>> No.23349798

>>23349793
It's an inevitability.

>> No.23349803

>>23349793
>smug anon and smug anon both end up aheago ing

>> No.23349805

>>23349777
Has she considered other decks to pull from? Maybe if you two came back from a trip to Zipangu, she could have Hanafuda? or Tarot cards if she’s feeling mystical?

>> No.23349811

>>23349803
>Anon and Anon
But that's forbidden love!

>> No.23349812

>>23349803
I mean more
>smug yet nervous anon and smug yet nervous monster both end up in a quickshoting ahegao

>> No.23349813

>>23349715
My waifu

>> No.23349816

>>23349715
Alp

>> No.23349819

what monster would you like to see as a gyaru

>> No.23349821

>>23349805
That's an absolutely wonderful idea!!! She does like to change her fashion up to be fitting on the occasions where we'd vacation to different regions, so that would be a fantastic way for her to complete the look in those places!

>> No.23349835

>>23349803
ALP ALARM

>> No.23349836

>>23349811
I meant
>smug anon and smug mg double peace signing with their tongues out

>> No.23349842

>>23349819
Alp

>> No.23349844

>>23349819
Fairy

>> No.23349854

>>23349819
Kiki

>> No.23349855
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23349855

>>23349819
More liches

>> No.23349872

>>23349855
THuCC LuCCH

>> No.23349876
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23349876

>>23349855
Litches are bitches.


Gotteem.

>> No.23349882

>>23348648
Big fat hat tats

>> No.23349895

>>23349819
Ocelomeh

>> No.23349900

>>23349882
The biggest!

>> No.23349919

>>23349544
Does Gazer have eyes on the inside?

>> No.23349918

>>23349836
It's okay Anon, when the portals open and you alp I'll still take you.

>> No.23349930

watch out for sukeban hellhounds

>> No.23349931

>>23349876
Bitch get hitched

>> No.23349936

>>23349930
Personally I think a class president hellhound would be scarier

>> No.23349943

>>23349876
Bitches get kisses

>> No.23349959

>>23349819
i want to see a really trashy ganguro/gyaru hybrid raiju suck my dick in public with everyone watching while she's pregnant, at least six used condoms hanging out her pussy and ass while dripping with cum, huge breasts are out and lactating a milk storm all over the concrete, and have herpes around her mouth and pussy, while she's holding a cigarette and a bag of drugs, and has extremely vulgar tattoos and slutty shit written with a sharpie all over her body. of course, she can turn back to a normal raiju when she's finally gotten enough of the public's reaction to the obscenity for her amusement

>> No.23349963
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23349963

Remember, if you have a snake for a childhood friend, you have a future wife.

And no, you don't get a choice. You already had a choice.

>> No.23349986

>>23349963
Does it count if I my only interaction with one was being kissed as a kid, only for her to disappear from my life?

>> No.23349992
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>>23349986
Yes

>> No.23350006

>>23349963
Best Snek.
Bet none of you have heard of worst snek.

>> No.23350034
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23350034

Dapper modo

>> No.23350038

>>23349715
Lilim (duh)
Strong Youko (an Inari would be too polite)
Shirohebi
Cupid
Wight
Nuraihyon

>> No.23350046

>>23349715
All of them because I can't hit a girl

>> No.23350060

>>23350038
>Polite
If a man lets one give him the V, would it not be one's duty to give him the best V possible as soon as possible? Gotta work that monster logic.

>> No.23350085
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>>23349715
Shoggoth.

>> No.23350092
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>come home
>your new roommate Henrietta West has left you a note:
>"Cat dead, details later"
What do?

>> No.23350095

>>23350092
Prepare to fuck a cat and/or roommate, I guess.

>> No.23350103

>>23350092
Well at least the headless oral sex would probably be less weird in this case.

Yeah I know what I wrote.

>> No.23350118

>>23350103
I'm just going to go fap to Barbara Crampton now

>> No.23350122

>>23350092
she'll tell me when she's ready.

>> No.23350139

>>23350118
Normie
https://imgur.com/nIhfdTd

>> No.23350155

>>23350139
I don't get it

>> No.23350183

>>23350155
Look at where we are, normal women are boring.

>> No.23350253

>>23349855
This image would be 10/10 if the thighs were just a bit less insanely cartoony

>> No.23350267

>>23348648
Wock Hatter!

>> No.23350271

How dumb are Wurms?

>> No.23350278

Drunk Oni trying to sing that BEER song, and failing miserably at the chorus.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GPUERk9DvBg

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>>23350271
Depends on the writer

And if one caught a guy who likes smart women majordomo Manilla would make her smarter

>> No.23350284
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>>23350271
Not dumb at all! Just simple and good at prioritising what is important.

>> No.23350292

>>23350271
I always thought of them as a bit ditzy or single minded rather than straight dumb.

>> No.23350296

>>23350271
Wurm so dumb when I asked her how many decimals of pi she could remember she said the pie isn't decimal it's blueberry and she never forgets blueberry

>> No.23350300

>>23350271
Wurms become incredibly perceptive and pragmatic when their husband or humans are in danger. Subjecting yourself to minor hazards throughout the day can increase your wurm's intelligence over time.

>> No.23350310

What is the standard intelligence of a Bunyip? Is she enough of a lunatic to do Australia-tier Jackass stunts to impress her husband?

>> No.23350316

>>23350310
I'd think the Autism would preclude any Jackass action.

>> No.23350327

>sabbath idol group during their ‘experimental phase’
https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/80576293

>> No.23350348

>>23350271
Not dumb at all this guy wrote one who even graduated college!
https://pastebin.com/6cQd4232/

>> No.23350353

>>23350310
>MG Jackass stunts
>”Hi I’m Jenny Nashville! Welcome to jackass!”
>she then jumps from a second story balcony onto her husband’s dick

>> No.23350389

>>23350310
She could probably outshitpost a Cheshire

>> No.23350431
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>> No.23350455

>>23350431
Sometimes, after a long day of rape, a hellhound just want to cuddle with their husband.

>> No.23350490
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23350490

I'm sorry I'm not candid.
I can say it if in my dreams.
My thoughts are about to short circuit.
I want to see you right now!
I'm just about to cry -- moonlight
I can't call you, either -- midnight
But I have a simple heart, so what can I do?
My heart is a kaleidoscope.

>> No.23350534

>>23348397
Lizardgirls pretty much see men like how 3DPDs see men, unless a man defeats them. So they wouldn't touch a shota.

>> No.23350547

>>23350534
I'm gonna go around and challenge every lizardgirl I find and use my special technique: Cheating.

>> No.23350578
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>>23347872

Oh no! You caught your kikimora doing something lewd!

What was she watching?

>> No.23350584

>>23350389
Unless there's a STRAYAN Cheshire out there somewhere...

>> No.23350585

>>23350578
That scene from Snow White where she cleans up the dwarves' home

>> No.23350589

>>23347905
What about bartender outfits?

>> No.23350591
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>>23350578

>> No.23350600
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23350600

What's better than a waifu that takes you on adventures?

>> No.23350625
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>>23350600
A waifu who settles down with you to till the earth

>> No.23350658

You will lose your virginity to your waifu.
Your waifu will lose her virginity to you.

But you will not lose your virginities together, at the same time

>> No.23350705

>>23345005
Headcanon, hear me out.

MGE Wonderland is basically an utter hentai realm where hentai logic and rules rein supreme. Basically Wonderland is /d/.

But when it is just relatively regular and normal days in Wonderland, as in no hentai bullshittery for the meantime. MGE's Wonderland in regular normal non-sex related times is a Monty Python Sketch.

>A raggedy and damaged looking woman with damaged clothes runs up to the screen
>She utters; "Its..."
>"MINDY ANACONDA'S HOVERING CIRCUSSSS."
>*Movie viewer click* Number 69, *Movie viewer click* the Tentacle Tree. *Movie viewer click* Number 69, *Movie viewer click* The Tentacle Tree. *Movie viewer click* Number 1, *Movie viewer click* The Larch."
>scene swtiches to a Cheshire Cat sitting smoking a hookah.
>"And now for something completely different."
>A soldier (human male) walks up to the Cheshire with a fish in hand and hits her on the head for it.

>> No.23350717

>>23350625
I want a Holstaur to adventure with and eventually settle down with to have a big family and farm.

>> No.23350716

>>23350600
A waifu that you took at the end of your adventure and turned (mostly) from the path of evil.

>> No.23350746

>>23350547
Lizardgirl: "You weren't supposed to do that!"

>> No.23350778

>>23350547
I wonder what would happen if you did cheat in a fight with a lizardgirl.
Though the thing I wish would happen is that her body and mind doesn't react to it the same way. Her body and monster girl instincts go into mere lizard mode due to being defeated but her mind still resists it due to her consider it cheating.
She can't resist you as you fuck her and her mind is flooded with pleasure but still she tries to call you a cheater and say she'll never give up to you. Though her womb is more than welcoming of your seed, so we'll see how long she can resist after being impregnated.

>> No.23350786

>>23350778
If you're really playing the long game you defeat her fair and square while she's pregnant. Or you trick her into thinking she's pregnant and defeat her while she's holding back.

>> No.23350824

>>23350006
what is worse snake

>> No.23350843
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>> No.23350889

>>23350843
Howdy neighbor! You got some eggs I could fertilize?

>> No.23350920

>>23350600
A group of waifus, in orderly structure, who all help in your rule of your realm, maintenance of your estate, or relief of your stress.

>> No.23351073
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>>23349819
Gyaru Trolls offering enkou

>> No.23351091

>>23350578
I'd be less annoyed at her being lewd and more lewd at her using my computer to do so

>> No.23351095

>>23350578
Hopefully, some yuri.

>> No.23351111

>>23351073
Do Trolls sometimes grow not-so-legal plants in their hair?

>> No.23351131

>>23351111
Magic mushrooms!

>> No.23351159

>Monster childhood friend that keeps looking at porn on your computer and getting you in trouble because your parents think it's you looking up such lewd pictures

>> No.23351176

>>23351159
>it's all upskirt and voyeuristic pictures of her
>your parents think you're a pervert and nearly hand you over to the police

>> No.23351188

>>23351159
>Son why are you looking at so many pictures of handholding

>> No.23351241

>>23351159
Just get her a computer for her birthday surely that would make her watch porn at home instead of in your room

>> No.23351243

>>23351159
It's easier to imagine Portal Day than having had a childhood friend.

>> No.23351246
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23351246

hobo vampires

>> No.23351257

>>23351246
Those are scary I bet they are really hungry and my blood is the rarest of the normal bloods at AB- I'd be scared she would jump me and drain me because I like my blood on my insides not in her

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>>23351176
>>23351159
I'd like to think it goes something like this
>Rata childhood friend sneaks onto your (familly) computer
>Hides lewd (but not out right nudes) in
>Desktop/Anon's Homework/<3 For Anon<3
>Image related with a .txt love letter asking to go out with you

>> No.23351348

>>23351310
>Son are you hiding vidya games in your homework folder again because the computer is real slow did you download a virus
>Wait what is this folder is this where you are hiding them dang games
>BWAH

>> No.23351359

>>23351348
>Anon is forbidden from ever talking to Rata-chan again

>> No.23351374

>>23351348
>Hank of the Hill but with monsters

>> No.23351390 [DELETED] 
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Ey, with the release of Half Life Alyx.

G-Man starts appearing in the MGE world in look for another extraordinary gifted special snowflake to serve him and his employers or to fight against the Combine?

>G-Man: What would you want nudged?

>Individual: The Current Demon Lord, her vile husband, her daughters. I want them off this world...I want monstergirl-kind off this world and maybe return the Chief God to her glory!

>G-Man: "Ahhh. That would be a considerably large nudge... Too large, given the interests of my employers."

>> No.23351398

>>23351246
How'd she get in without my invitation though?

>> No.23351406 [DELETED] 

>>23351390
Take your cringe elsewhere

>> No.23351410

>>23351348
My parents never bothered checking that sorta stuff, cuz they knew I did my homework asap. mostly only did my homework right away cuz i knew it meant more time for vidya

>> No.23351411

>>23351398
You know that orthodox jewish concept of having a wire around the city so that everything within that wire is counting as "inside" so that the sabbath rules are less strict. Same concept there she asked to enter the city and that means she can enter everywhere surrounded by that jewish string

>> No.23351419 [DELETED] 

>>23351390
haha, what if i inject and combine everything I like, into everythign else I like? haha?

>> No.23351443

>>23351411
Oh god a jewish vampire how scary and hot

>> No.23351451

The only vampires I like are mosquitoes.

>> No.23351457

>>23351451
Oh fug spring is here fuck mosquitoes are soon to return

>> No.23351485 [DELETED] 

>>23351390
Keep your cringy grimdark shit in the /tg/ thread where it belongs.

>> No.23351486

>>23351411
Clever girl

>> No.23351511

>>23351457
And my desire for the mamono world will increase in turn. Mosquitoes of our world are nuisances due to my allegies, but mamono mosquito girls - the vampire mosquitoes - are adorable, lovable, and will be more effective at stimulating me sexually due to the way allergies to mamono work.

>> No.23351568
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>"Welcome to Bapho-chan's School of Witchcraft and Cunnydom!"
>"Here're your quarters, your robes, books, wand, and your complimentary loli!"
>"Classes start next week, so take some time to get to know your new, magic partner!"

>> No.23351574
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>> No.23351620

>>23351568
Would Bapho-chan make sure to pair an aspiring warlock with a Witch who's well-aligned to his fetishes, tastes, and the like?

>> No.23351624
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>>23351111
That's one of their best aspects! Imagine blazing it with your waifu on something she grew herself, in the most literal sense.

also checked

>>23351131
These too

>> No.23351644

>>23351620
I'm sure there's a mechanism in place that pairs individuals based on their elemental affinity, personalities, desires, and the like

>> No.23351651

>>23351443
>invited to an Undead ball hosted by a Vampire
>there's no pork
>generations of vampires and dhampirs dancing in a circle
>this music plays
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ju_hcQr5es

>> No.23351658

>>23350786
A true master of cheating could defeat a non pregnant, actually fighting prepared Lizardman just my trash talking. Get a massive erection to her face, tell her how unfemenine she is and how she will never find a warrior anyway to defeat her as monster girls are already stronger than humans to begin with, even the average Succubus or a fucking Weresheep and that even if she did, such a warrior would likely go for a femenine woman instead.

Her breeding instincts and worry over really never finding a husband if she pass you, will have paralyzed and you can just defeat her by boping her on the head.

>> No.23351674

>>23351651
That unironically looks fun, would dance with vampires during that

>> No.23351715

>>23351658
Ah yes, the Pacifist option. You gotta max Charisma to do that though.

>>23351674
Be warned, the extended family will engage in loud, mildly embarrassing bragging about whose bloodbag is better afterwards!

>> No.23351751
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We need more office snake

>> No.23351758

>>23351751
In English, snek

>> No.23351788

>>23351758
Cyka blyat! Vodka, vodka, Boris Yeltsin

>> No.23351811
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23351811

Smug brats are a new avenue of arousal for me to explore. Post some.

>> No.23351897

>>23349819
Hakutaku

>> No.23352004

>>23351897
How would that work?

>> No.23352226

>>23351788
Kikispeak is very cute.

>> No.23352668

>>23351658
I want more lizard girl content damn it!
If I weren't so lazy I would find a artist and commission some art.

>> No.23352857

Wererabbit or March Hare dressed as Doom Slayer chasing a Demon on Halloween. Maximum bullying.

>> No.23352866

>>23346358
Who's that?

>> No.23353053

>>23352004
Imagine a class rep type who does get on your ass about your grades, but also is concerned about your personal development and will either encourage you out of your comfort zone or take you there herself. Ultimately very chill and sweet.

>> No.23353173

>>23350600
Adventuring with a party of waifus.

>> No.23353271

Do combat monster girl try to fight one another if you have a harem of them?
Do they have a daily battle royal of who gets to fuck you

>> No.23353294

>>23353271
I imagine contests would be quite common in the group to see who gets the first fuck and, depending on the girl, they may have to battle to see if they get in.
I imagine they do more duels than straight up melees.

>> No.23353317

>Anon finds his Bicorn wife moving furniture in the living room
>"What are you doing?"
>"I decided to install a dancing pole here, so I have to make some space. Rest of your harem said they'd enjoy a strip show from time to time."
>"Huh, I didn't know the other girls could pole dance."
>"Darling, you misunderstood. I bought it for you."

>> No.23353352
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23353352

Some monsters can be quite feisty.

>> No.23353431
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23353431

Anon shouldn't you be spending quarantine-time practicing your art?

>> No.23353433

>>23353431
I spent like two weeks sleeping. Kiki would be very disappointed.

>> No.23353440

>>23353431
I don't like drawing.

>> No.23353446
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>>23353440
There are many artforms. You must pursue your own!

>> No.23353451

>>23351411
Those damn idiots have doomed us all.

>> No.23353459

>>23353451
>>23351411
Someone write this story. I'd do it but I know by now I'll never finish what I start

>> No.23353466

>>23353446
Is mayonnaise an artform?

>> No.23353474

>>23353466
Culinary arts are arts!

>> No.23353475

>>23353431
I tried but it made me hate myself, got two commissions in the works though so I don't feel too bad about it.

>> No.23353481

>>23353474
What about stop motion animation? Or stop motion animation of culinary arts?

>> No.23353491

>>23349473
Winterstown Gym would be a fun place
>Yeti-chan on curls, squats, and leg press, she wants the Snuggle Scout badge for a strong leglock hug
>Ice Queen, Tsurara, and Yuki-chan cardio bunnies on the treadmills wearing crop tops and short shorts
>Papa Wendi teaching Yeti-chan and Wendi-chan good squat form and the importance of meat to get big muscles
>Rata working the pull up bar so she can climb trees faster to get her scoops and lose her winter weight

>> No.23353492

>>23353431
I thought we were supposed to have time to learn things and do projects during our stay at home time. I’m just busier than ever.

>> No.23353494

>>23353431
i lack the discipline. even if every anon on this thread encouraged me to finish up what i was drawing, i still won't feel like drawing later on

>> No.23353495

>>23353481
>stop motion animation
Go full Harryhausen!

>> No.23353503

>>23353491
>leglock
Gotta train your abductors as well, Yeti-chan!
http://training-equipment.net/sport-machine/seated-abductor-machine/attachment/seated-hip-abductor-machine-for-workout

>> No.23353516

>>23353503
I don't think yetis need any extra help with abductions.

>> No.23353542

>>23353431
I am but I just can't break the wall of making lewd art more appealing and nice

>> No.23353546

>>23353431
All my drawings suck and it feels like its hopeless to even try.

>> No.23353550
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>>23353516
No, but she can make them stronger for E X T R A tight legs. Legs so tight she can crush a watermelon!

>> No.23353561

>>23353546
You should take a look at how shitty someone like Akira Hiramoto or Ryoichi Ikegami or Masanori Morita or Jim Lee were when they started, people can grow incredibly.

>> No.23353565
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>>23353491
Yeti-chan stronk

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>>23353491
Has anyone made a Yeti edit of this?

>> No.23353664

https://twitter.com/EpsilonShadow/status/1246801823614337025
Animated Scylla baps.

>> No.23353706
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>>23349715
Dark Mage

>> No.23353713

>>23349715
My wife wants me to never lose to anyone.

>> No.23353805

>>23349206
Elins

>> No.23353814

>>23353491
>White Jinko twins doing goofy looking tandem acrobatics in one of the side rooms, speaking to each other in thick Frostbite accents
>A pickup game of basketball in the gym between some of the local guys and the ice wolf delinquents rages on
>Selkie-san eating a healthy protein bar even though she absolutely hates the taste and makes scrunched up faces

>> No.23353826

>>23353814
>Frostbite is still a thing
Neat!

>> No.23353839

>>23353615
I second this.

>> No.23353846

That looks great.

>> No.23353890

>>23353664
Some fine Scylla content there!

>> No.23353891 [SPOILER] 
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23353891

To draw power from depravity...
Such an outfit as this...
Ufufufufu...

>> No.23353910

>>23350092
So long as the cat is an undead cat before the day is out it's all good.

>> No.23353932

>>23353891
It just looks stupid.

>> No.23353981

>>23350389
>hide bunyip threads
>ignore bunyip posts
>do not reply to bunyip posters

>> No.23353983

>>23353932
Easy access to the lack-of-cleavage, relative to her standard outfit.

Also, that tummy is for kisses.

>> No.23354060

What monster should have mofu, but doesn't?

>> No.23354081

>>23353891
I want to mating press that Baphomet

>> No.23354088

>>23354060
We need floofier breeds of werecat

>> No.23354094

>>23354060
slimes

>> No.23354096

>>23354081
Baphomets are for giving bloated wombs.

>> No.23354120

>>23354088
>Q. 僕も質問ですがマーシャークちゃんは多種類存在するのでしょうか?持っている鮫の特徴が違うとかで
>Are there sub-species of Mersharks?
>A. おそらくいますね!マーシャークさんに限らず、コボルドとかワーキャットもそうなんですが、図鑑で亜種として分類されてない、現実の鮫とか犬とか猫とかの種別に近い個体は結構いるとおもいますね
>Probably, yes! This can be applied to not only Mersharks but also to species like Kobolds or Werecats, as I think there are many individuals who has traits of subspecies of real life sharks or dogs or cats that are not classified in the entries as 'subspecies'. (KC)
Most breeds, especially vanilla ones like the werecat, can have a lot of variation.

>> No.23354129

>>23354096
Damn right they are.

>> No.23354169

i really want to eat out lots of monster's pussies and cleanup their pussies of their girl-juices and dried-up girl-juice smegma for free and become the world's best pussy-eating slut.
i want to eat out raiju pussy, demon pussy, black harpy pussy, familiar pussy, hellhound pussy, cheshire cat pussy, kitsune pussy, dark elf pussy, wight pussy, gazer pussy, gremlin pussy, ghoul pussy, manticore pussy, kikimora pussy, and kakuen pussy the most. imagine all the yummy flavors of all the monster's pussies and having your head guided, pressed, and secured against a monster's crotch because she's having her pussy eaten out and feeling great from the washed-up slut you are!

>> No.23354204

>>23354169
They all have different flavors!
Thankfully they actually taste good, not like sour tuna

>> No.23354224

>>23354169
Someone hold my beer, I need to go projectile vomit in excessive amounts.

>> No.23354244

>>23353431
Fuck off. I quit because it felt pointless and I got no satisfaction or enjoyment from it.

>> No.23354248

>>23354120
>giant greyhound kobold that after her morning training just wants to laze about all day with master
Extremely cute.

>> No.23354256

>>23354120
>Subspecies of sharks
Do other sharks make fun of hammerhead's weird head? Or do makos bully the whale sharks for being slow, so much so they can't locate a dude in the water and are left alone as a result?

>> No.23354258

>>23354169
Based

>> No.23354278

>>23353271
Depends on the husband. If they don't like seeing their wives beating each other up, and having tons of bruises, they just compete in arcade fighting games.

>> No.23354279

>>23353431
I have been, though I'm having trouble designing a monster girl right now. Clothes are such a pain.

>> No.23354307

>>23354278
>Lizardman and Jinko compete every day at the arcade across the street for first fuck
>The arcade cabinet is being used by a Gazer, and they challenge her so they can have their duel
>Both of them get perfected by the Gazer, and she gets an invitation to the harem

>> No.23354314

>>23353431
I did a lot the last few months, and even put out a story. Now I'm in the planning stage...

But I've only been making incremental progress lately, as ideas come to me...

>> No.23354321

>>23354256
>CC Greenland Sharks

>> No.23354323

>>23354204
what monsters do you want to eat the pussies of out of the most?

>> No.23354340

>>23354323
Barometz, Dormouse and any of the slime monsters.

>> No.23354349
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>>23354340
Dormouse would be the best. Like eating brown sugar since their mana has a flavor like molasses

>> No.23354350

>>23354204
pussy definitely doesn't taste like tuna but it does retain some sour taste. of course, it doesn't taste VERY sour, so to speak but also it tastes kinda metallic, bitter, salty, and/or sharp like cheddar. you don't eat pussy for the same reason you love tasting food but because the flavor of a woman's pussy turns you on and thus it's part of the fun and excitement of submissively eating out pussy in the same fashion as a woman enjoying submissively sucking a man's dick. i guess that's why not a lot of people enjoy cunnilingus, plus it's also a sexual preference, so not everyone has this preference.

>> No.23354365 [DELETED] 

>>23354120
>sub-species of Mersharks
>Leopard Mershark like cuddles and being handfed
https://youtu.be/tuqQklhZ-TA
https://youtu.be/gx7s0bBFH8g

>> No.23354401

>>23349819
Vampire

>> No.23354404

>sub-species of Mersharks
>Zebra Mershark like cuddles and being handfed
https://youtu.be/tuqQklhZ-TA [Embed]
https://youtu.be/gx7s0bBFH8g [Embed]

>> No.23354413

>>23354244
Based.

>> No.23354446

would you let her spit in your mouth?

>> No.23354460

>>23354446
Not without being reminded of Golden Boy

>> No.23354466

>>23354446
Yes, it's highly erotic when she lets it drip down to my mouth

>> No.23354472

>>23354466
irc there was a manga where that was basically the plot.

>> No.23354474
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>>23354446
Yes. All the time

>> No.23354479

>>23354472
Mysterious Girlfriend X?

>> No.23354483

>>23354446
Not projectile spit but >>23354466

>> No.23354519
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23354519

A new dark mage wife commission from Soupplz. Always be careful when crossing mysterious forests at night, you never know what you'll bump into!

>> No.23354544

>>23354321
She's a big and old one, but watch out for that toxic flesh.

>> No.23354555

>>23354474
It tastes like molasses

>> No.23354573

>>23354519
Her ways are mysterious, and her boot-belts are tight!

>> No.23354632

>>23354446
we'd have to go to the surface or an air pocket

>> No.23354657
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23354657

Is Monster Farmer dead? I don't care about the dev drama, I just haven't seen any updates posted here in a while.

>> No.23354660

>>23354632
Lemme guess, you like it when your waifu deep kisses you oxygen, right?

>> No.23354668

>>23354657
Manufactured thread drama made the dev scarce here. Pretty sure he's on Twitter.

>> No.23354684

>>23354660
yes

>> No.23354688
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>>23354657
Corona bankrupted him. He's working on a trashy non-commercial monster girl game now, I assume until he rebuilds his budget.

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23354704

>>23354668
>pretty sure he's on Twitter
Hatch's Twitter feed is pure cancer

>> No.23354726

>>23354668
The only person /jp/ hates more than Hatch is Yanderedev. But yeah, the drama surrounding him is pretty nonsensical.

>> No.23354727

>>23354704
Shocking.

>> No.23354734

>>23354688
>kobold reduced to cosplay-tier monster
I really hate this.

>> No.23354745

>>23353431
>encouraging retards here to draw
Please. It's bad enough they write.

>> No.23354749

>>23354688
He works with some pretty good artists, if nothing else.

>> No.23354755 [SPOILER] 
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23354755

>>23350300
Thats an almost guaranteed way of getting angrily raped by a Wurm all day.

>> No.23354766

>>23354726
>>>23354668
>the drama surrounding him is pretty nonsensical.
He wrote a school shooting greentext and then had it illustrated.

>> No.23354778

i wanna watch cartoons with a group of sabbath loli friends

>> No.23354789

>>23354766
Based

>> No.23354800

>>23354256
I need to find me a nurse shark

>> No.23354815

>>23354766
Oh... I forgot about that.

>> No.23354828

>>23354668
He won't be missed.
>>23354704
That's just his brand one and his personal account is even worse

>> No.23354875
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23354875

>> No.23354879

I wish I could have a waifu.

>> No.23354913

>>23354828
I'm convinced that most of /jp/ is indifferent to Hatch and the anger comes from a handful of butthurt femdomfags who obsess over nerdwan.

He's pretty cringey, but nowhere near as bad as Yandere. And he doesn't even post anymore.

>> No.23354914

>>23354800
But nurse sharks are pushy, have no sharp teeth and will suck on everything.

>> No.23354915

>>23354766
That was him? Awful.

>> No.23354924

>>23354800
>According to wiki nurse sharks are obligate suction feeders capable of generating suction forces that are among the highest recorded for any aquatic vertebrate to date
Damn they'd give ghouls a run for their money

>> No.23354930

>>23354913
I refuse to acknowledge any names or personalities on this board, including artists and writers. You are all anonymous and you are all faggots.

>> No.23354956

>>23354446
I'd let her drool into it, it's my fetish.

>> No.23354974

>>23354915
The only reason anyone has a problem with it is he was stupid enough to attach his name to it.

He did say he retconned it, whatever that means.

>> No.23354976

>>23354766
Wait, that's based though.

>> No.23354985
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23354985

Yeti wife in a cute crop top sweater with underboob

>> No.23354988

>>23354985
What a lovely image, underboob is underused with monster girls and Yetis are good girls.

>> No.23354990

>>23354913
This, he just made the hellhound autists really angry and they started manufacturing drama out of literally everything he does.

>> No.23354993

>>23354974
I'm surprised he did that int eh first place. It really is awful. Most of the cringe comes from the bad writing more than the shooting itself.

>> No.23354999

>>23354990
You act like anyone has to manufacture drama when he did such a good job of creating it himself.

>> No.23355005
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>>23354924
>Swimming at the beach
>Decide to go out towards the deeper water
>Something tugging at your trunks
>Look down and see a smiling nurse mershark, just before she yanks them down and gives teensy little suck
>Your legs immediately go weak, and you struggle to escape to no avail
>She grabs you by the legs, spreading them apart and dragging you under
>The suction and pleasure is unbearable
>You clamp down your jaws doing all you can to stifle underwater moans
>The starts bucking around, moving her head back and forth along your length
>It's too much
>You gasp as you cum and titanic load into her throat
>Watch countless bubbles of air pass your lips, racing towards the surface
>Your vision fades to black, the continued assault on your crotch all you can feel
Kinda hot

>> No.23355023

>>23355005
It is, but I don't think a nurse shark mershark would come up to the surface, they're literal bottom feeders after all. Well unless she's the desperate CC type, then anything goes.

>> No.23355046
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23355046

>Not liking short girls

Why can none of you IMAGINE?

>> No.23355050

How do I seduce a lizardgirl in a non-combat way?

>> No.23355051

>>23354976
You're a piece of shit like he is, then.

>> No.23355055

>>23355046
>implying I don't like short, light, tiny girls
>implying I even like tall, """curvy""", or muscular girls

>> No.23355058

>busted ,should not have moaned.

>> No.23355064

>>23355023
World guide side 3 has a deep water area (not as deep as the abyss) and submarines. I could see them living in paces like that.

>> No.23355065

>>23355050
Do fighting games count?

>> No.23355067
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>>23355050
Tell her she's not utilizing her full "potential" and that you'll "train" her

>> No.23355082
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23355082

>This faggot squirrel keeps following me around and making this face, what do I do?

>> No.23355085

>>23355051
okay reddit

>> No.23355089

>>23355082
Ratas would have no trouble seducing me.

>> No.23355099

>>23354999
What did he do to create the drama, exactly?

>> No.23355104

>>23355067
So you're gonna have her wash your car in order to make her better at karate?

>> No.23355128
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>> No.23355130

>>23355082
As long as you're not dealing with 19 of them, a simple flying spaghetti monster should do.

>> No.23355139
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23355139

>>23355089
>>23355082
Just break their smug by picking them up and kissing them on the lips!

>> No.23355153

>>23355099
Not this shit again.

>> No.23355157

>>23355130
But what if the flying spaghetti monster monsterizes?

>> No.23355164

>>23355099
Same thing that every persona non grata did on these threads: hurt someone's fee-fees.

>> No.23355165

Monster-Human Gathering Party Rules:
-If a person is wearing a red wristband or isn't wearing a wristband at all, then they don't consent and all sexual advances on that person is forbidden. This applies to passed out, drugged/drunk persons.
-If the person is wearing a green wristband, then they consent to any action forwarded on to them whether it's hinted or not, context or no context.
-If any rumor, mention, sight, or plan to sexual assault anyone is witnessed, please immediately report it to the security guards and provide as consistent of details as possible.
-If there is a passed out person in the premise or near a premise, please report it to Security. all drinks and food will be confiscated if there is such a case, for the safety of all men and monsters in the party.

Be good at my party guys, I want everyone to have fun, both men and monsters alike.

>> No.23355166

>>23355157
No! Don't!

>> No.23355169

>>23354879
I feel like I wouldn't be able to respond to being loved. It would feel so weird and surreal if someone would be interested in me.

>> No.23355197

>>23354879
Eh, they don't actually exist and you basically end up feeling like you've wasted your money on comms after a while.

>> No.23355214

>>23355164
Hatch really is polarizing. He's either viewed as an endearing content creator or an insufferable asshole.

>> No.23355228

>>23355214
Guy is a bit of a cunt.

>> No.23355248

>>23355197
>they don't actually exist
Neither does any woman who would actually love me

>> No.23355260

>>23355157
It's a monster. Of course it's already monsterized.

>> No.23355261
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23355261

>>23354446
Absolutely, saliva is one of my fetishes.

>> No.23355268

imagine getting reverse gangbanged by six different alps that really love you so much.

>> No.23355272

>>23355197
>you basically end up feeling like you've wasted your money on comms after a while.
This so much. I've recently had a realisation that it's a complete waste of time and money and I wish someone told me this sooner.

>> No.23355274

>>23355268
It'd be quite shocking to learn that your neighborhood band of bros turned into a harem with you at the center.

>> No.23355287

>>23354704
Remove internet and I'd be forced to agree Haha SEND POST

>> No.23355299

>>23355197
Been commissioning for 4-5 years now, no regrets

>> No.23355308

>>23354766
Okay? How new are you to the internet that something like that shakes you up?

>> No.23355317

>>23354766
That's just the half of it the man is more of a loony than anyone here knows

>> No.23355325

>>23355308
It's the monster girl thread. I'm surprised the alp-posting above hasn't triggered a fresh round of screeching.

>> No.23355327

>>23355299
Really? I regret it after just a year.

>> No.23355351

>>23355327
>a year
Magefag?

>> No.23355376

>>23355299
Green haired anubisfag right?

>> No.23355382

>>23355325
you calling me a queer?

>> No.23355394

>>23355197
I've been commissioning for around 2 years and while there are some commissions that maybe didn't turn out as well as I had hoped. I don't regret getting commissions.

>> No.23355395

>>23355351
Nah, that's not me, I enjoy getting comms of my wife. Although I do find the Megumin comparisons outside of this thread slightly bothersome.

>> No.23355397

>>23353431
I am practicing my art.

The art of the gun.

>> No.23355402

>>23355317
He's proud of it, too.

>> No.23355403

>>23346489
>Ok I’ll tear it up in front of you then

>> No.23355404

>>23355197
That's why I set up a commission budget, setting aside $30 per paycheck. I would have wasted the money on stupid things anyway so at least now I have a cute (and lewd) gallery of images I can comfort myself with. Already spent $500 on my wife and proud of it.

>> No.23355408

>>23355394
Same. Although the ones that ended up that way were either early on or due to choosing an artist with a style that didn't work with her too well.

>> No.23355422

>>23355197
I think you have to find a good group of people to share them with and discuss them with
I couldn't imagine just getting them solo and not sharing them or talking about them with others or using them to generate discussion or things like that
But to each their own

>> No.23355437

>>23355376
One of the haremfags. My first few commissions weren't related to my wives though, at first they were just girls I thought about a lot and they became something more over time, my first actual wife commission was in 2017 though.

>> No.23355442

>>23355437
I've been considering comming more than just the wife, but in a weird way it feels like cheating.

>> No.23355481

>>23355442
I can't really give the best advice on this since the realization about my girls hit me all at once but I'd say if it's meant to be, you'll know without the need for consideration. Good luck whichever way you end up going!

>> No.23355493

Which is the better kickboxer, wererabbits or werekangaroos?

>> No.23355502

>>23355493
Rabbits may have strong legs, but kangaroos still outclass them.

>> No.23355526

>>23355493
Secretary bird

>> No.23355541

>>23355493
By default, the kangaroos. But if you help a wererabbit with their training montage, they become strong enough to compete against wurms!

>> No.23355552

>>23350658
but how?

>> No.23355562

>>23355526
>Pharaoh hires a secretary harpy to kick grapes out of her kingdom.

>> No.23355583

>>23355552
Time travel?

>> No.23355587

>>23355268
I want to end up covered in their pussy juice.

>> No.23355609

>>23355583
Spooky hooded ghosts will change how one of you was a virgin before the sex making it possible. Also they'll ensure the rest of the series goes an entirely different way even though it is meant to be a remake. I forgot where I was going with this.

>> No.23355616

>>23355552
Simple: you two do anal first, then technically you will have lost your virginity without her losing hers. Then you do it the old-fashioned way afterwards.

>> No.23355617

>>23355023
They will if motivated
https://youtu.be/XQlArQavCbE

>> No.23355627

New girl when KFC?
When was the last time we had one?

>> No.23355652

>>23355627
>Ocelomeh April 6th, 2019
He's still working on his game.

>> No.23355714

>>23355552
Go back in time to fuck your waifu as a loli.

>> No.23355733

>>23355652
Happy birthday, rapecat!

>> No.23355807
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23355807

Nervous meat chewing

>> No.23355844

>>23355807
So nervous her antlers are sweating!

>> No.23355873

>>23355807
I never noticed her pink irises before.

>> No.23355921

>>23355873
Mama Wendi sees with more than mere eyes!

>> No.23355939

>>23355921
The antlers are antennae aren’t they?

>> No.23355993
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23355993

Does your momster bake sweets for you? Does she add any special ingredients?

>> No.23356008

>>23355939
They're for her internal meat radar, that "Awawawawa" you hear from them is the radar going off.

>> No.23356009

>>23355993
No. I'm into bodybuilding so I don't consume sweets.

>> No.23356053

>>23356009
>>23355993
>tfw no muscluar momster who shoves protein powder into you to make you stronger
it hurts.

>> No.23356114

>You just got violently raped by a hellhound during your latest quest. All your guild bros and sisters comfort you after the traumatic experience at the heroes quarters.
Finish the green text.

>> No.23356117

>>23356053
Stronkmomster should rather be good with meat dishes to provide her son with all that protein for gains.

>> No.23356127

>>23349715
Inari when the shrine doors close.
Oni in public in front of everyone.
Phantom literally turns reality into an instant loss 2koma.
Manticore if I say tailpussy is worstpussy, because all it can do is edge people until they finish themselves off. Then again after venom. Then again when I fuck her realpussy for the first time. And every time after that. I will literally never fuck her without instant loss after that.

>> No.23356132

>>23355065
Never challenge a lizard girl to a competitive fighting game match. They get way into it and if they lose they just tear their bloody pants off and demand you fuck them.
I just wanted to play some skull girls damn it!

>> No.23356138

>>23350092
Ask her to bring my dick to life.

>> No.23356142

>>23356114
But you already glossed over the interesting part.

>> No.23356153

>Bapho sitting so that your cock is inside her tight pussy. The slightest movement would easily stimulate it.
>Everytime you Glory Kill in game, she bounces a bit. Killing a boss means 5 bounces.
>Upon killing Icon Of Sin, Bapho violently rides until you spurt, unleashing all that edging and pent up pressure in one massive explosive orgasm that cumflates her belly.

>> No.23356186

>>23356114
>All your guild bros and sisters comfort you after the traumatic experience at the heroes quarters.
>They understand how hard it was for you once she was done with you and you realized you can't afford the wedding.
>They all pitch in so you can marry her.

>> No.23356256
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23356256

I'm surprised an EDF scenario hasn't been done sooner with the various bug girls.

>> No.23356264

>>23356256
Well tha's bound to end with some serious HFY, so I cna see why.

>> No.23356273

>>23356114
>"Are you ok, it must been hell she put you trough."
>"Poor thing you must have been traumatized by her."
>"Y-yeah, but I'm not gonna lose against a monster! Now if you excuse me, I have business to take care of!"
>Later it was revealed brave Anon 'challenged' the hellhound again and again, like a true hero he never gave up, even after his defeat he never stopped being positive and smiling. In fact he really enjoyed losing... for some reason.

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>>23356264
>>23356256
Yeah, i suppose doing the EDF thing would require some heavy use of mamono mana to not result in the genocide of everyone.

Though has anyone done a story involving a swarm of ants or other bugs?

>> No.23356334

>>23350578
Oh no! She was looking through MY porn! My POV-Maidfucking stash!

>> No.23356348

>>23355165
>Red wristband means no consent
I implore you to reconsider.

>> No.23356363

>>23356153
>glory kill
sorry I only play good games

>> No.23356365

>>23351758
Yandex OCR translator says:
>Do you realize, where did you get to?
>Awaits serious conversation about your behavior, truant!
>Enter, And close the door.

>> No.23356366

>>23355165
>red wristband
>red
Is this Party supposed to make Minotaurs and Holstaurs look bad? I bet a Tanuki came up with this plan.

>> No.23356383

>>23351398
Not all myths are true anon.

>> No.23356399

>>23356348
why? how else can we tell a party-goer that someone doesn't consent if they don't want to get fucked right now

>> No.23356403

>>23355165
Using wristbands is a bad idea. Make it so that you consent to any action if you have an erection.

>> No.23356406

>>23356383
I like beings of power with hilarious limitations and weakness.

>> No.23356445

>>23354446
Yes

>> No.23356459

>>23356299
>Though has anyone done a story involving a swarm of ants or other bugs?
Not to my knowledge. Though I kinda wanna see a one-shot of it from the view of a human soldier trying (and failing) to fight them.

>> No.23356464

>>23354976
>>23354789
>>23355308
>Redditors trying to fit in by being edgy
CRINGE

>> No.23356474

Is kc going to die?

>> No.23356480

>>23356366
self-control is attractive for a bovine girl

>> No.23356488

>>23356474
he's retweeting fanart so probably not

>> No.23356513
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23356513

https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/80402366

>> No.23356533

>>23356513
>shoggoth, Monstergirl, missionary
The page title made me like it even before it loaded in

>> No.23356557

>>23356513
>more legShog art
yes, good. good.

>> No.23356576

>>23356513
shogs are good girls

>> No.23356593

>>23356513
Shog Season!

>> No.23356633
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23356633

>>23355652
Wait, what? Game???

>> No.23356645

>>23356633
https://twitter.com/k_cross/status/1188444078150545408

https://www.patreon.com/posts/notification-of-31099058

>> No.23356653
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>>23354755
Is that supposed to discourage me?

>> No.23356660

>>23356653
smart lizard!

>> No.23356676

>>23356653
That Wurms are super-protective has somehow escaped my notice
I like them much more now

>> No.23356735

>>23356633
i swear, the fact that KC is making a game has been brought up, like a million times and we seem to always get one more newfag coming in being like "WHERE'S KC? WHAT? HE'S MAKING A GAME?"

>> No.23356746

>>23356735
There are at least 4 monster girl games currently in development at the moment.

It truly is the golden age.

>> No.23356763
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23356763

Becoming sandworm food is the best outcome in MGE. It's not even up for debate

>> No.23356777

>>23356746
You know they're all never ever status, or gonna be dogshit by the time they come out

>> No.23356780

>>23355197
You don't have to commision anything.

>> No.23356782

>>23356746
KC's is the only one that'll ever come out.

>> No.23356783
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>>23345005

>> No.23356788

>>23356763
I don't know if it's best, but it's definitely a good outcome. That being said, there are only a couple dozen mamono I wouldn't be happy with.

>> No.23356790

>>23356782
Actually I lie, Exet's succubus game will too.

>> No.23356793

>>23347773
I am once more reminded that I miss YBA

>> No.23356799

>>23356782
KC's is the only one that'll have some good CG and/or animations if he's doing that.

The rest will be shit.

>> No.23356811

>>23355395
What mage? >>23354519 this one? How she is similar to Megumin?

>> No.23356843

>>23356645
I thought patreon is killing all animu art, how KC is still there especially since he makes plenty of lolis?

>> No.23356846

>>23355327
What waifu?

>> No.23356858

>>23356811
She has tits, so I'm going to say not very.

>> No.23356860

i bet onis beat their husbands

>> No.23356898

>>23356860
Beat their husbands' meat, maybe.

>> No.23356914

you do realize if you have a big dick, none of your underwear and pants will fit. you'll have to show off your big dick and walk with your waifu when going out in public to protect you from predators, right?

>> No.23356919

>>23356653
It'll make her sad

>> No.23356925

>>23356914
I assume space-bending magic is a thing

>> No.23356926

>>23356914
Kilts are cool anyway.

>> No.23356937

>>23356914
Is being a grower uncommon?

>> No.23356938

Baphos are so smug. I bet they get off on being cumflated by their helpless husbands repeatedly.

>> No.23356955

>>23356783
>More than just a hug
Indeed!

>> No.23356960

>>23356782
Nah, it’s going to be the mangaka flu.

>> No.23356964

>>23356937
It's probably way more common than people think, porn has warped a lot of people's perceptions on what average dicks are.

>> No.23356965

Harpies preening your pube hair!

>> No.23356980

>>23356964
>The biggest changes of all occur in the functions that are also most important to monsters that get used during sex. It depends on the race and preferences of the monster that one is coupled with, but most men who become an incubus will have their penis grow larger by leaps and bounds, and they'll be able to please monsters even more. The amount of semen and energy released from there will be incomparable to when they were human, and they'll have boundless stamina so that they're able to release it again and again without getting exhausted.

>> No.23356981

>>23356965
Kookaburra harpies? Sex is weird when they're involved.

>> No.23356989

>>23356914
You just learn to tuck it properly.

>> No.23357003

>>23356980
So basically most monsters are size queens.

>> No.23357012

>>23356464
>t. ranny

>> No.23357020

>>23354766
Link to both?

>> No.23357037

What kind of monster if KC released would catch you off guard?

>> No.23357042

>>23357003
Its a fact of life that bigger=better for women. At least this way everyone gets to be bigger.

>> No.23357068

>>23357012
Another sign of a redditor trying desperatly to fit in is that they throw buzzwords and boogiemen who have nothing to do with anything, only a matter of time till you throw out some 3 year old memes with no relevance.

>> No.23357073

>>23357037
Sarlacc

>> No.23357077

>>23357042
>Its a fact of life
Only for insecure dicklets who want to pretend that their problems stem from having a small dick and not from being whiny annoying babies

>> No.23357080

>>23357068
>Another sign of a redditor trying desperatly to fit in is that they throw buzzwords and boogiemen who have nothing to do with anything
Buzzwords like "edgy" and "cringe", and boogeymen like "redditors", for example.

>> No.23357082

>>23357068
>accuses others of being reddit while using reddit buzzwords

>> No.23357086

>>23357003
They still won't judge you based on your size, sexual ability, or physical appearance.
>Of course, the monsters have various different preferences for men, and there is such a thing as an ideal man to them, but there are hardly any types of men that they hate. Though they may feel that a handsome man is cool, or cute, it's not in their values to despise an ugly man as ugly. This even extends to virility during sex, which is normally very important to them. It's “wonderful” if a man has a huge tool and is well-versed in sexual techniques, but even if a man is timid and has a small tool, they just think “cute” or “I'll train him.” It is impossible to be excluded from the monsters' interest due to personal appearance or physical performance. Tales of ugly male bandits and thieves, etc. who were charmed after being attacked by monsters due to sheer pleasure and love and then had a change of heart and stopped attacking people are not uncommon. The only ones really hated by them are complete scum who are beyond redemption.

>> No.23357090

>>23357080
>who have nothing to do with anything
Please stop being retarded

>> No.23357095
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23357095

>>23345005

>> No.23357096

>>23357082
I didn't use any buzzwords in the comment you fucking poser retard

>> No.23357105

>>23357037
One that I can't think of. Could also be dropbear or something from Slavic folklore.

>> No.23357111
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I need a tomboy lizard gf to roughhouse with

>> No.23357112

>>23357096
>only a matter of time till you throw out some 3 year old memes with no relevance.
When was the last time I heard someone unironically call someone a poser? Must've been longer than 3 years ago.

>> No.23357117

>>23357112
>only a matter of time till you throw out some 3 year old memes with no relevance
None of these are buzzwords you absolute mouthbreather

>> No.23357121

>>23357037
The Kraft Mac and Cheese Dinosaur

>> No.23357131

>>23357117
No, buzzwords are things like "cringe" and "edgy"

>> No.23357134

>>23357121
You mean Cheeseasaurus Rex?

>> No.23357138

>>23357117
You sound mad, did someone hit a nerve?

>> No.23357153

>>23357086
>doesn't judge men by appearance/abilities
>still makes his dick bigger with magic

>> No.23357156

>>23357111
Short hair need not apply

>> No.23357160

>>23357153
What mamono would make your dick smaller?

>> No.23357167

>>23357160
I could see fairies or other really small mamono doing so for the sake of being able to take more than just the tip of your dick.

>> No.23357172

>>23357153
I think the point is that due to the body changing nature of DE that shits mutable and thus they have no reason to judge you on it because you really can just be trained into what they want.
Dick isn't a perfect size? It will be. Stamina isn't up to snuff? It will be. Don't have a great body? It will be.
Etc.

>> No.23357179

>>23357167
Aren't they canonically stretchy like rubber so you can go ham?

>> No.23357186

>>23357179
More or less

>> No.23357187

>>23357153
Why do retards have so much trouble understanding this part of the setting? It's the fact that everyone physically can grow to match whatever their wife likes like that they can purely focus on personality or fetishes in likes or dislikes and nobody has to be rejected for being too ugly or not good enough in bed.

>> No.23357194

>>23357179
If you look at how big they are compared to a human (look at Titania's profile for reference), logically there shouldn't be enough physical space inside them to fit an entire dick no matter how stretchy they are.

>> No.23357199

>>23357153
They don't judge that because they can make any man have a big dick.

>> No.23357212

>>23357134
That’s it.

>> No.23357219

>>23357160
Dark elf

>> No.23357221

>>23357179
Monsters are magic and won't break or feel pain from rough sex.
>Additionally, a monster's body is specialized for having sex with men, and it is built to be sensitive to all of the pleasure that they can receive from a man. Even when men fuck them violently enough to break a human woman, they don't feel any pain, and all they can do is enjoy the strong pleasure.

>> No.23357222

>>23357111
It feels like she should be wearing a hat

>> No.23357227

>>23356763
I guess you would appreciate that the sandworm's method of reproduction does have a real world counterpart in the green spoon worm. In the fact that the Male green spoon worm lives within or on the female green spoon worm.

>spoon worm monster girl when as a marine variant of sandworm

>> No.23357239

>>23357095
>shitpost so much that affection frightens you

>> No.23357248

>>23357227
I wanna see a forest-worm, swamp-worm, and tundra-worm variants

>> No.23357274

>>23357037
For a profile, Orthus or an addition to the animated armory. But what would really surprise me is if he did art reworks for all the monsters that didn't get one.

>> No.23357287

>>23357219
Now that's a true deviant. It would probably work for sadistic monsters in general that would enjoy making fun of you for your small cock.

>> No.23357321

>>23357274
We need more multi-headed monsters than wock.
>spoiler
We can only dream, anon.

>> No.23357335

>>23357037
Shadow people.

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>>23357037
A cuter wife than this.

>> No.23357345

>>23357037
Chupacabra

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Bros... I went to the grocery store today to buy some stuff to last us until we can buy our monthly groceries. They were sold out of eggs, and canned biscuits, and beans, and rice, and bread, and fucking toilet paper... Are we gonna be ok bros? I know they will restock, and when they do then I will be there and probably get 2 months of supplies, but still... Are we gonna be ok? Will the portals come soon? Youn may want to stock up yourself, frens, while there is still stuff to buy...

>> No.23357353
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>>23357335
Nani?

>> No.23357361

>>23357037
phoenix

>> No.23357367
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So do Night Gaunts canonically make their husbands into ass eating tentacle things? So Night Gaunts would be the analingus equivalent to the Will-O-The-Wisp's cunnilingus fetish attractor?

>> No.23357371

>>23357349
ISHYGDT

>> No.23357377

>>23357367
i don't get that from wisp at all

>> No.23357380

>>23357353
What is it that you don't get? How they would translate to MGE?

>> No.23357397

>>23357377
I mean, if you're trapped in their cage, which comes up to their hips... Come on anon, you can see it, I know you can.

>> No.23357402

>>23357380
Nah, I've just never heard of that before, but I educated myself. /x/ has a lot to say about them, apparently

>> No.23357404

>>23357397
all i see happening is cowgirl

>> No.23357412

>>23357367
No.
>>23357397
No.

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>>23357371
I'm just trying to help my fellow faggot, anon. I'm not advocating going full prepper and buying out all the toilet paper, but it sucks to need groceries and be unable to get them. I'd say that encouraging people to find out when their local grocers restock is a far cry from encouraging idocy.

>> No.23357425 [DELETED] 

>>23357349
You getting two months of supplies is what causes that dumbass
My store was like that too for two or three weeks but today it was back to normal because they finally but stringent restrictions on all the hoarders and gougers
Be one less retard, buy some hotdogs, you'll be fine.

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>>23357412
Imagine being such a faggot that you wouldn't be your waifus pussy slave

>> No.23357429

>>23357367
More that your constantly groping them from being while raping and molesting them. Lovecraft Night Gaunts were big on tickling. Also Night Gaunt unlike the Whisp are pure maledom and all about them giving up themselves to their husband to decide where to fly and be their fuck toy along the way.

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>> No.23357436

>>23357367
Its more like the husband will turn into living clothes. Considering that a married night gaunt is basically a female human only with pale purple skin.

>> No.23357439
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23357439

Know the difference! It could save your life!

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What kind of monster girls are best for this?

>> No.23357441

>>23357367
Nightgaunt is a cute. Too bad none of the pictures I have of her can be posted on a blue board. Especially the ones of her and Shoggy.

>> No.23357444

>>23357436
No you are a mass of tentacles with wings. The latex is something you can make and control.

>> No.23357445

>>23357440
fairies

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>>23357425
Mine has restrictions too, but all the niggers and white trash send multiple people to buy out the limited supply items. It's going to further complicate the problem by buying 2 months of supplies, sure, not saying it won't. But that's not my problem when I have the supplies I need, now is it? It's retarded that I have to resort to that, I'll admit, but I'll be damned if I;m going to go without for even a second. You know what, don't even worry about it. Just wait a few weeks to get your necessities, I'm sure you'll be fine : )

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Big girls have big... everything!

>> No.23357451 [DELETED] 

>>23357349
>>23357416
>>23357446
>off-topic blogging
>off-topic images

>> No.23357457

>>23357448
>>23357440
>>23357432
(you) now fuck off

>> No.23357472 [DELETED] 

>>23357446
You're making grammatical mistakes, which suggests that you are butthurt while typing. I agree with what your saying, but try and sound better while talking about it... And don't advocate panic buying. Sure, it may do people some good to do that, but most people are going to call you a faggot for it. What's better, being called a faggot by a couple of simps, or ensuring that you and yours have what you need for extended craziness? Don't bother trying to save people, anon. They won't appreciate you. Just buy up all that you and your family needs and let the rest suffer and starve. Call it natural selection if it makes you feel bad. But really you're just as autistic for not buying out all that you need before hand.

>> No.23357485

How would a monstergirl maid react if her master started dating a humangirl gold-digger who's only interested in him for his success/money?

>> No.23357486
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>>23357451
Case in point. Just post cute monster girls while readying your own supply of goods. Let the normies starve and die, you'll be fine. Now stop trying to save stupid people and post cute monster girls!

>> No.23357498

>>23357416
You didn’t notice the missing D for “don’t” did you?

>> No.23357519

>>23357485
She would corrupt that woman into making her an ideal woman for her master. She would drug her drink when she visits one day with some kind of substance that would change her. Prisoner Fruits are well known for that level of mamono dickery.

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>>23357498
Please be patient I have autism

>> No.23357522

>>23357037
a jester
i have a clown girl fetish

>> No.23357542

>>23357037
Amanojaku

>> No.23357570

>>23357349
It's just a flu bro

>> No.23357592

>>23357037
Anything American folklore

>> No.23357600

>>23357592
Skinwalkers would be an all-around improvement to Selkies

>> No.23357609

>>23357592
Wendigo

>> No.23357623

>>23357592
Thunderbird

>> No.23357628

>>23357623
Are Go

>> No.23357630

>>23357519
Even if she's also a slut who's probably cheating on the meido's master?

>> No.23357636

>>23357592
Political Centrists

>> No.23357641

never trust an elf

>> No.23357645

>>23357641
Why shouldn't I?

>> No.23357659

>>23357645
They report directly to Santa and try to get you on the naughty list so they don’t have to make your presents.

>> No.23357669

>>23357659
That's fine, I was already on the naughty list anyway.

>> No.23357695

>>23357160
>cheshire
>manticore
>dark elf
Anything that likes to tease really.

>> No.23357725
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23357725

do you prefer this?

>> No.23357733
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>>23357725
or this?

>> No.23357741

>>23357669
Nobody is on White Horn Claus' naughty list, not even the Serial Hugger

>> No.23357742

>>23357733
neither is very compelling.

>> No.23357751

>>23357725
I'll take this. They're already an okay size and the second image looks like she's trying too hard. Plus, no nipples.

>> No.23357755

>>23357630
Oh, in that case, she would drug her and the next man she sleeps with she will be married to, then the maid will reveal everything that how nasty of a woman she truly was to him, and the Kikimora would win via healing sex.

Either that or she ties said slut up and lets her watch as she can satisfy her master more than that bitch can.

>> No.23357759

>>23357733
Still too small.

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>> No.23357786

Did a thing for Twitter, thought I should share it. https://pastebin.com/RmnTMnWG

>> No.23357788

>>23357725
Is better if you want to post it publicly
>>23357733
Is better if you’re under no pretense that it’s not porn

>> No.23357794

>>23357335
I've been reading about ww2 and your post made me think of the atomic bomb shadows, I know what you mean now but for a second I was super confused how that could be a monster girl

>> No.23357800

>>23357402
I thought they were just talking about N-words

>> No.23357805

>>23357764
Cute!

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>>23357786
Ratass

>> No.23357816

>>23357441
You should post them on /d/'s monster girl thread!

>> No.23357831

>>23357441
imgbox.

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23357847

I like big buttes

>> No.23357883

Looks like the chromosome hoarder's ban has ran out.
You know what to do to all of his posts, including the samefagging responding positively to himself.

>> No.23357892

>>23357883
>INB4 "WHAT DO YOU MEAN, IM NOT SAMEFAGGING"

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>>23357883
I was never banned.

>> No.23357905

>>23357883
If being an annoying spammer was enough to get banned you would've been gone years ago.

>> No.23357909

>>23357897
Somehow that makes you even more pathetic.

>> No.23357923

>I was never banned.
Oh, much like three days ago when he was bragging about "only" getting banned for three days the last time, shortly before the mods deleted all his garbage and he was gone again lol.

>> No.23357977

>>23357923
And yet the person replying to him with another giantess picture was never banned nor his post deleted. So apparently your accusations of samefagging are baseless.

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>> No.23357998

>>23357609
>>23357623
I'm talking about ferocious beasts and cryptids, not native mythology

>> No.23358011

how do i get banshee to stop crying, it makes my pp soft

>> No.23358013

>>23357990
You'd think she'd be sweatin' her ass off in those jeans

>> No.23358023
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>>23357909
>>23357905
>>23357892
You do realize that the only thing you are doing by shitting on the few people that want to post giantess monster girls is encouraging them to, if only because of spite, to post giantess content, right? If only to piss you faggots off. I was of the opinion that it would be better to not shit up the thread with content that people in general do not want to see, but Jesus fucking Christ you people are almost as insufferable as leftist SJW's with your "nooooooo you can't just post content that I don't want to see!!!11!! How dare you!!!". I am not giantessfag, but you faggots piss me off enough that I am going to dump giantess content, just to piss you off. If the mods see fit then let them ban me (even though this is unquestionable monster girl content), but fuck you, I'll give you something to reeeeee about, at least.

>inb4 nooooooo, not my samesizearino's!!!1!!!

>> No.23358032
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>> No.23358036

>>23358023
man its weird how you and the other guy dont post at the same time

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>> No.23358043

I think we made him mad, anons.

>> No.23358049

>>23358023
I have been telling these fucking idiots, or more specifically, one fucking idiot pretending to be multiple people and not even attempting to hide it, to shut the fuck up about his backseat moderating for about three years now.

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>>23358036
Take your meds schizo

>> No.23358056

I hate reruns.
Get new material.
This goes to ALL of you.

>> No.23358064

>love slave

>> No.23358068

>>23358056
At least fuckoff fag stopped doing that thing where he would reply "wtf I love x now" every time someone called him out. And he still denied he was samefagging.

>> No.23358075

>>23358056
If he hasn't found a new image in what, 2-3 years? I don't think he's about to now.

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>>23358049
>>23358049
I don't care, the fact that they think that they are entitled to dictate the content of the board pisses me off beyond measure. If all I have to do to get them to have an aneurism is post things that are within the content of the thread then I am more than happy to do so. Then when I am banned then the actual giantess fag can dab on them and make them seethe all the more. I'm ok with that.

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>> No.23358099 [DELETED] 
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23358099

>>23358075
New enough for you faggot?

>inb4 "jannies reeeeee"

>> No.23358105 [DELETED] 
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23358105

>>23358099
Uh-oh! On a blue board? Better clutch them pearls!

>> No.23358108

Whatever. Post what you want, that's the point of being on 4chan and not some cancer site like reddit where all the mods powertrip over banning people for hurting fee-fees. Something that one particular person on this thread seems to have forgotten.

>> No.23358110

If I make the next thread with (No Giantesses) in the subject, does that mean giantesstard isnt allowed to post his shit in the thread? it would then be something that isn't allowed "within the content of the thread".

>> No.23358111

>>23358105
That's pretty hot.

>> No.23358113 [DELETED] 
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23358113

: ^ ))

>> No.23358118
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23358118

>wtf, I'm not reporting on this shit

>> No.23358120

>>23358043
>spams /trash/ images and samefags like crazy to troll the thread
>has been doing this for ages
>ends up getting butthurt himself and going on mental rants about his bogeyman every time

>> No.23358121

>>23358110
Shit's gonna be spammed no matter what. Giant, porn, pickles, whatever. Same retards throwing shit everywhere and powerlessly reeing aobut shit being thrown everywhere.

>> No.23358127

>>23358110
Your made-up "rules" and "thread culture" mean less than nothing.

>> No.23358129

>>23358121
yeah, but it kills his arguement of "ITS ALLOWED IN THE THREAD, CUZ MGE HAS A FEW GIANTESS SPECIES"

>> No.23358138

>>23358127
Posting porn on a blue board IS against the rules.

>> No.23358144

>>23358108
>>23358110
I'm pretty sure I'll be banned for this, but that's partially the point. That and getting that one faggot that thinks he's so special that he can dictate the content of the thread. I'll get banned, giantessfag will keep posting, which will make them seethe all the more.

Are you seething yet faggot?
>nooooo, not my contentarino!!!

>> No.23358149

>>23358138
So he's gonna get banned for it and his posts removed. You know what isn't against the rules? Posting perfectly SFW giantess pics.

>> No.23358152
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23358152

Cow wife = Happy life

>> No.23358156
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23358156

>>23357741
That's because White Horn Claus has teamed up with her!

>> No.23358159

>>23358149
Then take inspiration from a butthurt autist and post it then.

>>23358023
>>23358032
>>23358042
>>23358054
>>23358093

>> No.23358164

>>23358127
then why is "this post is off-topic" a report option?

>> No.23358165

>>23358105
>>23358099
Where's the monster retard

>> No.23358174

>>23358144
What are you getting banned for? You didn't post >>23358110, I did. So I'm confused on what you're talking about.

>> No.23358178

In order for it to mean anything though he needs to keep posting. Don't let me down, giantessfag. Unless you're also bbwfag in which case I've wasted my time and effort.

>> No.23358179

>>23358164
For people who aren't posting about monster girls or about the monster girl thread...in the monster girl thread. Not for people who post monster girls who are about 8 times the size of a human, or people who write or draw about monster girls in a way that you don't like.

>> No.23358183

>>23358174
For posting non-monster girl images AND ecchi images on a blue board.

>> No.23358189

>>23358179
So, I think that would mean that a thread with the subject line of "No Giantess, Monster Girl Thread" would mean his posts would be offtopic.

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23358193

I forget if I posted this here or not.

>> No.23358203
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23358203

Times have changed, gramps. Kaiju girls are in.

>> No.23358205

>>23358189
And who decided that that giantesses weren't allowed on the thread? You? There are specific MGs that aren't allowed already on this board like furries. Anything anyone else adds is them trying to dictate content. Fuck that, and fuck anyone who tries that.

>> No.23358208

>>23358205
Well, you can make a thread without my caveats, and we'll see what thread people want to post in.

>> No.23358211
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23358211

>>23358193
It's been posted before, but it's nice to see the Dungeons and Daughterfu team is still together!

>> No.23358219
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23358219

>>23358189
I think the point he was trying to make is "people can like things you dislike and that's ok, stop being a fag and get over it". I could easily be mistaken though.

>> No.23358221

>>23358219
>he
ok samefag

>> No.23358222

>>23358179
I have never seen mods act in favor of disallowing the (no ___) topics, I have seen them enforce it in established threads. The futa spammer that used to plague the /d/ threads went crazy because the mods never backed his claim that individual threads couldn't disallow content that was not banned on the board.

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23358233

>>23358205
Fuckoff fag did, apparently. before that it was to contain autism, as you can see now has spiraled out of control. This literally all started because someone told Giantess fag Pixie couldn't shrink him to tiny size. If you stupid fucks just let Giantessfag fantasize about his goddamn Pixie none of this would have happened.

>> No.23358234

>>23358205
Is a giantess a monster girl or a monster-sized girl? Oni are fine, cyclops are okay. But does a big human really count?

>> No.23358236

>>23358152
I personally disagree, but I'm glad you have a source of happiness in them.

>> No.23358239

>>23358222
I can hear the rage of "NO YOU CANT JUST DISALLOW WHAT I LIKE IN YOUR THREADS NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"-erinos right now

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23358242

b i g

>> No.23358243

>>23358152

why did you tag your cow wife

>> No.23358244

>>23358208
Whichever one gets it first dumbass. Remember when giantessfag stole a thread?
>>23358219
Yes, in not so many words, that's exactly what I'm saying.

>> No.23358247

So I guess this means I can post anything I want in these threads then, huh? I hope you all like BLACKED and NTR because you'll be seeing a lot more of it from now on!

>> No.23358249

>>23358234
I would say that >>23358054 is the limit. If you want a exact number, like 10 feet-ish?

>> No.23358259

>>23358221
Why are you so shit at recognizing samefagging? Have I posted a single image this entire thread while I've been ranting?

>> No.23358262

>>23358247
Oh thanks, I almost missed adding those as well.

>> No.23358263

>>23358243
It's a cultural thing. Conveniently, 07/21 is their anniversary so it's impossible for hubby to forget.

>> No.23358270

>>23358236
Not a fan of bovine beauties? It's okay! What sort monster wife would make you happy?

>> No.23358275

I'm so glad we can come together in a friendly environment

>> No.23358278

>>23358270
Bovine Brutes for me

>> No.23358279

>>23358233
>This literally all started because someone told Giantess fag Pixie couldn't shrink him to tiny size.
First: Cool samefag, giantesstard
Second: Thanks for telling everyone how autistic and petty you are with your motives

>> No.23358281

>>23358259
>Why are you so shit at recognizing samefagging
And now you're paranoid, that was my first comment on the situation retard

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23358283

>>23358249
Wish granted, the middle finger of the monkey paw curls., Now you also cannot post girls who's length or tail exceed 10 feet total as well.

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23358290

>>23357156

>> No.23358293

>>23358279
He's a samefag, I'm a samefag, we're all a samefag.

>> No.23358296

>>23358249
>>23358283
10 foot is the limit, assuming the guy is about 6 foot. 6:10 ratio if you will. Retard.

>> No.23358301

>>23358290
do this for lizardman now

>> No.23358302

>>23358279
Fuckoff fag has a habit of thinking everyone who calls him out is the same person. It's one of the ways to tell it's him,

>> No.23358305
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23358305

I much prefer the other kind of big girls.

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23358311

>>23358296
What is the guy is a 7ft chad and the monster is 12 feet? Then it's over the 10ft limit. We should just abolish the rule.

>> No.23358327

>>23358305
when I am declared king by divine right all fatfags will be crucified

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23358334

who overfed the elf???

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23358344

>>23358327
My hellhound got fat, what do I do to make her thin again? :(

>> No.23358345

Why do we have so many spergs

>> No.23358347

>the sheer amount of butthurt and samefagging
Giantess spammer on actual suicide watch

>> No.23358349

>>23358334
>>23358305
Come on, don't do this. I'm sure giantess fags hate seeing their fetish used to shit post. Don't use my fetish to do the same.

>> No.23358351

>>23358327
Hope you're spending a lot of time hanging out near lakes waiting for bodies of water to throw swords at you.

>> No.23358352

>>23358345
Well, it is the internet

>> No.23358355

>>23358327
It wouldn't work, the wood and the executioners would break

>> No.23358357

>>23358349
You can't cure the spite of a petulant child.

>> No.23358361

>>23358344
No, that's hyperpreg, and it's hot

>> No.23358363

So that's no giantess, no cucking, no BLACKED, no fatfags, no alps, no furries, and who knows what else. Oh right make sure to also list the name of every content creator you don't like so that's Ace, Hatch, KDF, and I think at least a dozen more names.

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>> No.23358367

I hope you can forgive me for how gay the next thread subject line is gonna be. But screw it, I'll embarrass myself anonymously.

>> No.23358369

>>23358355
Fatfags are usually skinny fucks.

>> No.23358370

>>23358357
If we could maybe we could do something about the morality police around here.

>> No.23358371

>>23358365
I'll press it, sure what could go wrong?

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23358372

Snakes on a train!

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23358374

Last one for the night lads, closing off with a classic. Anyway, good night. Take care not to burn down the thread.

>> No.23358375

>>23358363
Yes

>> No.23358377

>>23358372
i thought it was zombies

>> No.23358378

>>23358367
Oh right and no mermaids because apparently someone who liked mermaids did something and was declared haram.

>> No.23358379

>>23358377
No, those go on submarines.

>> No.23358381

>>23358365
this can't possibly lead to sex so i'm good, right?

>> No.23358383

>>23358375
based

>> No.23358382

>>23358375
Alright, make sure to also add "no official setting material" because people get angry at that too.

>> No.23358388

Next dubs will be raped by a deliqent gang of very horny hellhounds

>> No.23358389

>>23358370
You know, you could solve your permanent assblast problem by just going to /d/ to hang out with the other autistic giantess- and fatfags.

>> No.23358390

>>23358375
Fucking based.

>> No.23358391

>>23358371
Smug cheshire triplets

>> No.23358395

are there any notable canon restaurants, hotels, cultural sites mentioned in the world guides?

>> No.23358397

>>23358388
Lucky bastard

>> No.23358398

>>23358390
>>23358383
>>23358375
try harder

>> No.23358400

>>23358363
Yeah, and?

>> No.23358401

>>23358372
If she directed her gaze at him now it'd have no effect; poor things already frozen stiff and no doubt rock hard to boot.

>> No.23358403

>>23358388
you damn hacker gremlin with greasy orange hair, nerdy-glasses, dildo'd pussy looking ass. i want to be gangraped by a bunch dirty black dogs

>> No.23358404

>>23358389
Or maybe the wannabe tinpot dictator could solve their constant need to backseat moderate what people can and can't post by going to reddit and staying there.

>> No.23358415

>>23358398
check the exact post times, they aren't more than a minute apart, it's not samefagging

>> No.23358416

>>23358400
And also mermaids. And also official setting material. And also make sure to carefully check the artists of every single picture because they might've drawn something for Grigori once. Also are we sure Hatterfag hasn't said he liked something verboten on another site somewhere?

>> No.23358421

>>23358401
Young boys and public transportation don't mix well in the post-portal world. For the boy, that is.

>> No.23358423

>>23358379
>MGs on a submarine
Horrifying. Imagine being taken aboard a submarine crewed by the undead. Absolutely no room, nowhere to run away, just 24/7 daki duty and being forced to warm up some cold wet stiff that was stuck on lookout duty topside.

>> No.23358424

>>23358416
As long as they don't being it into the thread

>> No.23358429

>>23358404
Why are you so mad, I thought you were supposed to be trolling us?

>> No.23358431

>>23358423
Plus side, you get zombies in pirate hats and a lich who is slightly eccentric.

>> No.23358437

>>23358421
The issue might be that they mix too well. Of course, private transport isn't even that much better.Young adults trying to use Buber would surely get hassled all the time, and even if you're older and have your own car you have to deal with your damn sexually harassing werewolf mechanic.

>> No.23358439

>>23358423
I'll take the Lich captain and snuggle with her for months!

>> No.23358446

>>23358431
>a lich who is slightly eccentric.
2000 Wives Under the Sea when?

>> No.23358447

>>23358431
>lich on the hydrophones
>wight captain
>zombie crew
>anon bunkmate
I couldn't imagine a fate more terrible

>> No.23358450

>>23358429
What, the guy who was literally posting NSFW on a blue board and almost certainly got banned for it? How are you this shit at recognizing samefagging?

>> No.23358456

Good night anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, get ready for a day that even cheshires dread.
M O N D A Y

>> No.23358457
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>*locks the door*
>"Tell me your favorite monster species and I'll let you escape!"
Well, Anon?

>> No.23358458

>>23358446
When we can convincingly make that scylla/kraken gangbang happen with practical effects.

>> No.23358461

>>23358457
Witches!

>> No.23358474
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23358474

>>23358457
I'm a whore for eel whores. Not that it matters since I'm sure I can bench at least three of you, but I'm not ashamed to let people know.

>> No.23358477

>>23358431
>>23358423
>navy zombie have to deal with armed, pirate mermaids
>all because several /k/ommandoes took the boating accident meme too literally

>> No.23358483

>>23358456
Virus, no work
Also I haven't worked since November

>> No.23358490

>>23358456
>Orange cheshires seethe at the fat and lazy stereotype

>> No.23358491

>>23358457
Beasts!
No, I mean fish!
Actually bugs I think...

>> No.23358492

>>23358457
You know I can't tell you my favorite species, it's bad luck!

>> No.23358505

>>23358490
Bet they still jump at lasagna though, the chubby fucks.

>> No.23358511

>>23358270
Obviously, >>23358278 isn't the anon you replied to, but I've always been preferential to plants. Especially of the elegant, gentle, and less-endowed variety.

>> No.23358524

>>23358457
Definitely Inari, I'm pretty much a huge slut for fluffy fox tails.

>> No.23358529

>>23358098
Was it the artist’s birthday?

>> No.23358535

>>23358457
Oh fuck, I guess I'm trapped. What do you want to do to pass the time?

>> No.23358537

>>23358490
Yeah, they're just soft and snuggly.
Totally different.

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>>23358457

>> No.23358570
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23358570

>>23358457
>"allow me to introduce myself!"

>> No.23358573

>>23358529
It was Lose's birthday

>> No.23358574

>>23358561
I like this

>> No.23358585

>>23358570
Is this a One Piece reference?

>> No.23358607

>>23358193
I wonder what their campaign is like and what their characters are.

>> No.23358608

>>23358474
would you still love her if you found she was in the the dark brotherhood?

>> No.23358634

>>23358457
Nice try Doppel-chan.

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23358639

>>23358574
And I like snek in stocking

It just needs to be on the right end.

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