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Sabbath members only!

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>> No.23331748

You fucked up

>> No.23331755

ive seen worse not get deleted

>> No.23331763

At least it wasn’t made by a spammer.

>> No.23331765
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Fuck ups aside I admire your risk taking with the image.

>> No.23331776

I keep forgetting the subject, fuck. whatever, it's not like anyone isn't just searching "monster" and finding the thread anyways.

>> No.23331786

>Wonderland Sabbath Onsen
>Loli Trumpart wearing nothing but her hat
T-too lewd.

>> No.23331790

All hail our sabbath overlords, incompetent as they may be.

>> No.23331791

i swear both ops are gonna get deleted at this point, but if I make a third one properly, people are gonna get butthurt about >muh spam

>> No.23331796

Exactly, that's how I always do it. It's no biggie

>> No.23331798
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I don't think Apophi make for very good mothers.

>> No.23331813
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They're adorable daughterus though

>> No.23331820

Why? They only want what’s best for their strapping, handsome, young son who is brimming with unbridled lust just like your 45 year old Apophis momster.

>> No.23331831

What's is this threads opinion on gravity?

>> No.23331832
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Elves are villains anon.

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WE DID IT BROS!!! WE BEAT GAINTESSFAG!!! MGT is saved from /trash/ another day!

>> No.23331836

I don't know if a boy can handle that much pent up love. Especially if you factor in all that venom.

>> No.23331840

Elin thighs are perfection.

>> No.23331842 [DELETED] 

i fucking hate the retard, but be cool about it.

>> No.23331850

That's why you have to bring justice down upon them with your dick and reform them into law-abiding housewives.

>> No.23331859
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They're okay I guess.

>> No.23331860 [DELETED] 

No, rub it in his fucking face.

>> No.23331866 [DELETED] 

It’s pretty clear that loli makes him unbelievably buttblasted which does give me a certain satisfaction, but come on man, relax.

>> No.23331867 [DELETED] 

odds are, even though the thread was deleted, he probably wasn't perma banned you know.

>> No.23331871
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say something nice to valstrax!

>> No.23331887

Her armor set looks nice, I guess.

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>It’s pretty clear that loli makes him unbelievably buttblasted
Hey giantess retard, I know you're reading this, loli's are plausible, real, and accepted in MGE canon, while at best for giantess you have amazons and voreworms, how does this make you feel?

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The fixed proportions version is pretty good.

>> No.23331906

would feel up, and let sit on my face

>> No.23331909

Anyone else stuck in loli limbo? As soon as it starts to sound appealing, I just lose interest.

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I'm seething, can't cope with it at all.

>> No.23331927

I think of lolimander thighs.
That usually gets me back into it.

>> No.23331932
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I get off on the loli domming me, her cuteness, and also all the possibilities of a small wife, mostly being able to carry her around as she blushes out of control because of it.

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Elins were here, undead is a loser.

>> No.23331948

wish we could turn back time
to the good old days

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>> No.23331963

I don't know if it's a fit for every species but familiars and jabberwocks get me pretty good.

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Post girls that would cause sabbath members more enraged fits than americans existing causes /ck/

>> No.23331972

It's strange, I used to really like the idea of baphos and witches. Maybe it's some form of burnout?

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Nothing wrong with more girls getting the hips and thick thighs of Elins.

>> No.23332002 [DELETED] 

>local bully not so tough after being loved

>> No.23332011
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I've got enough old greentexts to keep me happy.

>> No.23332026

God, look at all those responses to just a greentext. No wonder all the writefags left, you'd never see encouragement like that these days.

>> No.23332031

Damn, I think I'm starting to see the appeal of Elins

>> No.23332033

You might be too stuck in your ways and thinking about the specific races only, there are a lot of good girls in MGE to visualize as lolis.

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>> No.23332048

Of course they and all the artists left. This place is a shithole.

>> No.23332061
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I don't know if it was the rampant faggotry in these threads or just a general loss of interest on MGE, but there's definetly a trend here

>> No.23332071

Holy shit

>> No.23332077

it's over bros... I don't wanna go to /trash/...

>> No.23332080

Ok ELH, we already heard you years ago when you got caught spreading lies about people behind their backs and closed your MGE content aggregation blog the next day blaming us for being """toxic"""

>> No.23332084

No shit. You let guys like this >>https://warosu.org/jp/thread/S22010546#p22014230 run wild over a thread spewing their shit whenever someone tries to even have a discussion over the setting and you’re surprised that every writefag with a lick of common sense moved over to a less hostile work environment?

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>> No.23332091

I'm pretty sure ELH is too busy complaining about ablist star trek vr groups to post in these threads anymore

>> No.23332097

This stupid fucking boogeyman shit is part of the problem, cretin.

>> No.23332100

I'm going to bet it was both. Also the thread got derailed by divas (and people way too fixated on them like >>23332080) too often and this turned many people off.

My bet is people either lost interest or migrated to TFT/MGU/MGEWiki instead.

>> No.23332105

Why do doomsayers always just ignore recent stuff that proves them wrong?

>> No.23332108

What if ELH was giantess spammer all along?

>> No.23332111

Speaking as just one datapoint of someone who used to write a lot of greentexts and participate in a lot of discussion with them, it was absolutely the way people behaved like petulant children the second even a misinterpreted hint of something came up that they didn't personally like. You couldn't feel safe even writing something utterly canon and by the encyclopedia to a T for fear of some immature child throwing a fit over it because THATS NOT WHAT I WANTED TO TALK ABOUT AAAAAAAAHHHH or some shit. I get that there needs to be limits on things sometimes but for a solid period of time that only ended when there weren't enough people left to perpetuate it, the thread felt more like it upfront said 'here is what we are NOT about' instead of 'here is what we are about', and that mindset stifles creativity

>> No.23332112

They left before the replies dried up. Even when it was just beast and losenis they still got a lot of replies. Artists just grown too big for this place, most can get way more engagement from twitter than they do here or in any other "monster girl community" due to the nature of platforms that cast a wider net.
Writefags leaving isn't just a phenomenon here either, it's happened across every major monster girl platform from the wiki to /monster/ and even tft. The monster girl boom caused by EMG was so much more meaningful than some here would like to admit.
>TFT/MGU/MGEWiki instead
Those are all losing content too.

>> No.23332113

I want to see this graph, but also with the amount of new MGE girls/content per year. Not sure if there's a correlation there or not though.

>> No.23332120

>never finished
There is no justice in this world.

>> No.23332121

Because they're butthurt and trying to convince other people to leave the threads by making things look bad. Really makes you think when there's a sudden explosion of doomposts out of nowhere, all using the exact same rhetoric.

>> No.23332128

Same here. There are people, or more likely just one autist being a fuckhead, who insist that everyone who produces content here follow some bullshit “thread culture”. I didn’t realize the mg thread was run by Saudi morality police.

>> No.23332132

What recent stuff? You have data right in front of you showing how much of a decline in content we've been having over the past few years.

>> No.23332138

Half of it is giantess faggot. He's the same guy who pushes the /trash/ narrative to try get us moved to somewhere his bullshit flies and he's butthurt his thread got deleted.

>> No.23332140

too many leeches
greentexting never felt like it was meant to be one person talking to everyone else, it was worthwhile because you threw an idea down and then other people threw more down to build on it
If you've never replied to a greentext to try and add more to the idea even if it was something you weren't personally very interested in or was a species or idea that wasn't high on your list, you're an unimaginative leech

>> No.23332142

her butt should be filled
she's super cute
chew on her tail!

>> No.23332148

Call me crazy if I don't take an unsourced graph as gospel.

>> No.23332150

Don't give him too much credit now.. he'll keep posting.

>> No.23332156

He showed up, at most, a few months ago. The trend has been going steady over years. Also you wanna talk about butthurt, remember when he actually got a thread OP, and some retard decided to make two more OPs trying to get everyone to move there?

>> No.23332158

Its weird how these people keep doing it. I have seen these exact posts nearly word for word.

Yananons recent story and the Wendi chan greentext. Plus the LN image that followed.
Thats not even considering how iffy that graph is or that quantity does not equal quality.

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Thicc elfs???

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And yet it was our bestest most civil thread.

>> No.23332172

So you’re either denying that the number of stories have declined, or you’re going to try to blame it on literally anything but the people here being toxic shitheads.

>> No.23332178

That trend applies to every monster girl community as a whole, it's not just the big bad /jp/ threads losing writers. EMG attracted people to monster girls, they've seen grown out of it, moved on to writing other things or stopped writing entirely. Over the years nothing has managed to capture the lightning in the bottle the same way that manga did and as much as some of us hate to admit it, MGE alone can't attract the same sized audience a more mainstream title can.

Until something else comes along to relight the spark it's just going to be those of us in the small MGE fan base to keep doing our thing.

>> No.23332179

Yeah it is giantesstard spamming and samefagging again. The last time he stayed on vacation a lot longer than three days, you know what to do.

>> No.23332188

I mean the doomsaying not the trend
Stop speaking like a tumblrtard

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Actually that was willingly becuse this thread isn't the only thing I do. I had been playing Vidya. My ban was only for 3 days. I usually only get a slap on the wrist.

>> No.23332198

I'm surprised the thread he made didnt get him banned. Probably jannies awake, and mods busy sucking cock.

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Grape snek deserves love
Decrepit sand zombie deserves sex slavery

>> No.23332204

I like how the doom posters are ignoring posts like these which can be proven true with casual searches of other monster girl sites

>> No.23332206

The questionable graph is a good point but what I really want is some recent content comparable to the flow from years ago. I remember when that monster girl archive blog could be filled up with over half a dozen stories in one week, and yet here you are taking scraps from a single writer and artist and trying to imply that's a comparable output.
I literally cannot think of a single writefaggotry that had anything to do with EMG what are you talking about?

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>> No.23332214

This. Plus, this is a thread that mainly focuses on MGE which hasn't had an update in a long time because the KC has been too busy with his game to put out new content. I'm betting after that comes out and he goes back to updating regularly, there will be an up tick in activity in these threads.

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I won't have you talk about the Pharaoh like that!

>> No.23332217

Because everyone who disagrees with the notion that tone policing threads is bad for writers is literally the same person.
Case in point.

>> No.23332229

I don't mean to stir any pots anon, but the response to the Wendi-chan greentext certainly felt very unique in recent times in reminiscence to some of the wonderful discussion and reaction that would happen when I'd post a greentext back in the mid 2010s! For a very long period of time it did feel discouraging to want to try and get new green discussions started, as people would just get angry or wouldn't really try to build off of them, even if I put a lot of effort into trying to go off of any old response that was thrown my way. I can't say why that is though! I hope people will be open to sharing their responses and having fun being collaboratively creative more often again!

>> No.23332237

I'll talk to my diminished, mindbroken, sex slave pharaoh however I want. I own her.

>> No.23332246

>I literally cannot think of a single writefaggotry that had anything to do with EMG what are you talking about?
It's what attracted a large audience. When these threads were at their biggest they were 50/50 MGE/EMG split. The thing is when the split from /a/ happened a lot of those people stayed. Any community will naturally lose people over time, that's an undeniable part of life on the internet. The problem is what was there to draw in new guys? MGE is pretty niche in comparison, this is only the natural result and it's not the end of the world.
Also this, it's a lull, the game release and new profiles will boost activity.

>> No.23332251

I miss crayonfag

>> No.23332256

The graph is from the aggregator >>23332211 linked. Keep in mind it only scrapes pastebins from 4chan and /monster/, and doesn't account for stories posted in TFT or other sites

>> No.23332258

i want that pharoah to beat me into submission with her stand

>> No.23332263

Unlikely. They’re too busy jerking off over digging up people’s fetishes from other sites to give us an excuse to exile them. Remember when someone dug up that KDF was a ponyfag and was thus considered persona-non-grata, despite him never posting pony stuff here?

>> No.23332290

TFT is doing great. There’s a kickass story called “For Mine Is The Glory” that was posted about a month ago. Posting the story here will only incite cries of “Orderfag/tg fuck off” so I’ll just leave the title.

>> No.23332293

I think it was originally in reference to elins when Nav started drawing MGE girls as pears.

>> No.23332299

I'm thinking I need to take some time off, writing about MGs (loli and non-loli) has started to feel more like work instead of a hobby.

>> No.23332301

You mean her stand: [The Man In Gauze]?


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So, my waifu is a troll, right? She fills allmost all of my fetishes, the only ones she doesn't fill are slime and tentacles. Can't do anything about the slime, but I was thinking... Trolls have flesh like fertile soil, right? As in they can grow things in themselves, right? And the demon realm has tentacle plants, right? I'm sure you can see where I am going with this, but would that be feasible? Would she maintain any semblance of control over them or nah? Or is this something that headcannon would dictate?

>> No.23332333

Why not set up shop next door to a Tentacle Forest?

>> No.23332335

A roper egg could do the trick. Otherwise, I recommend starting a garden somewhere other than her body. Too many plants on her, and she'll just be a shambling mound of roots, leaves, and tentacles.

>> No.23332346

No that's her husband.

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You guys are getting too meta, submit to mofu instead!

>> No.23332380
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What if the mofu submits to us instead?

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they all submit to dick in the end anon.

>> No.23332401

wives with heart pupils are the most dangerous.
Because even if you say they're not your wife, they'll make you their husband.

>> No.23332407

I'd do it without a second thought

>> No.23332414

I don't see how that can be a problem

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That might be the best option, actually.

Hm... But then would she still be the same troll? Would the waifu be the roper now, or would it be some sort of hybridization? Either way neither would be staying true to my troll waifu. And a shambling mound of roots, leaves and tentacles doesn't sound very appealing for either party... So yeah, setting up a seperate garden or setting up shop near a tentacle forest. Maybe we'd have a genki neighbor tentacle, though I think a troll would prefer monogamy though so might have to stick with just the plants for that. Yeah, I think we'd just stick with growing pretty, fragrant flowers, gourmet mushrooms and cannabis on her body.

>> No.23332436

>slime and tentacles.
Can I introduce you and your troll wife to the parasite slime? No reason they cant infect monstergirls.

>> No.23332473
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>be anon
>married to a troll
>living in a comfy cottage nestled in the countryside
>grow your own food, make a living selling surplus at the farmers market the next town over
>days are spent idyllically farming, fishing and fucking, usually in a hazy daze
>be friends with your tentacle and metango neighbors, always invite them over for bonfires
>your future children will be renowned geomancers
>your retirement will be spent running an apothecary innawoods making medicinal potions with your waifu

Life is good.

>> No.23332474

Who's the artist? Reverse image searching is giving me nothing.

>> No.23332488

Look for "Hanariel"

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Same problem with the roper egg honestly, where does the roper/parasite end and the troll begin? Are they still the same troll or someone different? But I appreciate something else to think about

>> No.23332504

I wonder what kind of fashion a Troll's husband would wear? Earthy, natural clothing, perhaps if he's manly enough even some flower motifs in them!

>> No.23332525

Good green man. I bet a few dorome and gnomes would live around as well. Plus the plant girls.

Pslimes are barely sentient anon. They lack any thought process beyond infecting women and bring pleasure. Once they have fused with a host they will start to form a bit of a personality but it will be heavily based off of your wives with your wife still being fully in control.

>> No.23332527

What steps do I need to take to make a cockatrice into a dependable squire? Normal confidence training isn't cutting it, and she still can't hold a weapon for more than 10 seconds without dropping it.

>> No.23332538
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Gotta be sturdy, practical clothing for a man living innawoods. With enough time, he could get real swole assuming his wife is into that.

>> No.23332559

A regular 'papa wendi of the woods' huh? There sure are a lot of lumberjack husbands in MGE world! But I do imagine while tastes vary from girl to girl, Trolls probably would like a hearty husband who can manhandle their troll tushy quite tremendously!

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Your ok, Giantessfag, you're ok. I'd rather have your particular brand of faggotry than the bbw poster that's been inducing vomit lately

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that actually makes me curious what i'd be wearing

>> No.23332580

holy fuck he's same fagging and jerking himself off now

>> No.23332597

Bbw is here because of giantess.

>> No.23332601

It's the same person, possibly.

>> No.23332606

You'd like it if there was only one person who liked giantess, wouldn't you? Unfortunately, the world does not bend to your whims.

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understand the nookie's tricks, go and farm tarantulas!

>> No.23332614

Ever since that one anon said I type like the Warden from superjail, I can't see myself in anything other than a flamboyant, dear wife-made purple tuxedo with a big custom made top hat by her, with lots of little quirky color patches thrown in for good measure!

>> No.23332633
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I need to brush up on their lore then...

Definitely something like this, it's made out of a mushroom. I'd imagine you would be hard-pressed to find him without his pipe on him either, probably a fishtail or a churchwarden.

>> No.23332647

It's the same person replying to himself, telling himself he likes himself better than an another poster who's also him. This the most pathetic and desperate that autist has gotten so far.

>> No.23332649

The difference is proportion. A giantess is a giantess because she is so tall and her mass is evenly spread out to still be appealing. Bbw is the complete opposite, adding lots of mass but keeping the same stature, resulting in something grotesque.

I hope that isn't the case, though you might be right...

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>Trolls probably would like a hearty husband who can manhandle their troll tushy
Oh yes, they'd probably love a bit of afternoon delight out in the woods. The heat gets to the plants in their hair, see, and when they're alone with their husband in the depths of the forest with no one there to see them...
Of course, that's ignoring the beegirls from the local hive and their Alraune besties in the grove off to the left, a bunch of teenage harpies cawing over nothing much in the branches, and a sleepy bear girl woken up by your rutting,

He probably has a bag of pipeweed and roasted mushrooms on him at all time. Almost a tall hobbit, if you will.

>> No.23332656

Not him. I dont mind if you like giantess, but could you please take it to /d/? Most of the posts are without text anyways and would be much more appreciated there. A lot of the other giantess lovers do it, but one adamant troll refuses for no reason than being a blatant troll.

>> No.23332659

I wouldn't doubt it being the same person.

>> No.23332669

>Troll and her husband take a nice afternoon hike up a mountainside
>Hand in giant hand, they yodel their love for each other across the valley

>> No.23332676

Get out Paul

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One of the pitfalls of anonymity, anon. You can't tell who is who. If I was giantessfag, though, would I call bbw disgusting? If they are the same person. I'm not, btw, though obviously I can't prove that. Well, other than not shitting up the thread.

>> No.23332681

I don't like giantess, I'm pretty normal by this thread's standards. I just find it hilarious that he actually thinks someone who has never once pretended to be another person for the sake of samefagging would all of a sudden start now after months.

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>Anon and his buddies are preparing for a night to remember
>Planning this operation à la Ocean 11 planning scene
>Series of dead drops of different parts of a phonograph are bought with money earned from odd jobs
>Untaxed and clean bills
>Anon tripping on the sidewalk only for one of his friends 12 hours later to come to the exact spot he tripped and pretend to tie his shoes only to pick up a needle
>Even go so far as to pretend to have a falling out with one another and fight to remove any suspicion about them
>This goes on for months as they slowly build up the machine to no ones knowing
>Almost a year later and the phonograph is complete and just in time to
>It's the the class president's coronation to take over her mother and finally live up to her species name and graduate from not only high school but princess hood and become a true Pharaoh
>Everyone in the city is coming to her celebration whether they like it or not
>The party is extravagant with food and cake a plenty
>Anon spots one of his friends working as a waiter and takes the plate of popcorn shrimp from him and quickly scarfs it down
>Once out of sight he wipes down the plate revealing it to be a record
>Another of his friends has been spiking the kephri's shirley temples causing them to begin arguing over who's king is better and soon a fight breaks out
>The soldier beetles guarding the controls to the speaker system
>Everyone shuts up thanks to the soon-to-be pharaoh flexing her commanding voice
>Begins the most drawn out boring speech to every grace the dunes, it's so bad that it's putting mummies to sleep
>When it comes for her to be crowned Anon takes over the speaker system and shoves a microphone up to the cone
>Anon and his friends gather round for their pay off and get it
>Roaring laughter is heard through the streets as anon and his friends join in
>Just as they see anubises and soldier beetles outside the doors the gang removes the carpet only to see the tunnel to freedom is infested with trapdoor spider girls
>Barricading the floor and doors the gang prepares the inevitable
>Knowing they'll probably get married and have kids in the dungeons, some hoping for anubises, others soldier beetles, another lamenting he never got to touch fluffy tail and one wondering if mummies wight
>But in the end they're at peace, cause they'll always have the last laugh

>> No.23332702

The woods is a crowded place, its true! And so many girls just living out there under the elements! By comparison, a troll's homely thatched hut must be quite a welcome sight for weary travelers! I could definitely see a troll cottage sometimes working as a little inn for travelers wishing for a safe night in the forest!

>> No.23332712
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One pouch for pipeweed, one pouch for blended latakia and cavendish. Maybe red flannel... I think I'll use some of my Trumpbux to comission some troll art. It's kind of cringe for me when I see artist self-inserts drawn with monster girls, so I'd be hesitent to to request that, maybe one of her wearing those things that she borrowed from hubby? Playing dress-up while he's asleep. Or just request it and keep it to myself.

Does anyone know if barb takes commissions?

>> No.23332713

True. He is pretty proud of being THE giantessfag. Still my question stand for both or him either way.

>> No.23332714

I want to be the pet of a mob boss anubis

>> No.23332739

Can we go back to reporting and ignoring now please?

>> No.23332745

It's probably known as the Honeymoon Inn, so named for the vast number of formerly-single men who spend their honeymoons there. Sturdy oak beds, soft weresheep wool blankets and pillows, and importantly, thick soundproof wooden walls.

You could try messaging him on his Twitter or on Discord. And that sounds like a neat concept: a Troll in flannel with assorted comforts in her pouches.

>> No.23332747

>ywn be dragged down first by trapdoor girls.
>milked of your cum and forced to let out loud moans.
>knowing your friends will hear your moans.
>seeing them jump into the waiting arms of their future wives.
Wonderful green anon!

>> No.23332750

You do realize that it was just the previous time giantess spammer got banned he was samefagging hard, in multiple different posting styles, and that's probably one of the reasons why he got banhammered so hard. He's also an autistic troll obsessed with these threads and a compulsive liar.

>> No.23332763

Truly, these men were the true heroes of boyish bullheadedness and desire to bully.
They will be immortalized in that school for decades to come. And, based on the angry response of the girls offended, years to cum as well.

>> No.23332771

>"Oh dear honeybuggle, another new married couple! What is it about our inn that makes people so rambunctious?"
>Troll's husband spanks her ass as she giggle sand hops a bit
>"Couldn't tell ya, dear!"

>> No.23332773

You mean the same convo where fuckoff fag forgot to read timestamps and claimed his "temp block" lasted less then an hour? That was me. Also, I was never banned for that, thank you very much.

>> No.23332795

>giantess spammer exposes his own samefagging yet again by showing his lack of knowledge of 4chan
You really are a joke.

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The corona what now? How quaint!

>> No.23332809

The joke here is that you think that everyone who disagrees with your backseat moderating is the same person, fuckoff fag.

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So glad someone else got that

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Jesus Christ people can we just go back to posting comfy?

>> No.23332833

>i'm not samefagging, stop bogeymanning
>but everyone taking issue with my constant shitposting is the same person that I've invented

>> No.23332835

We were doing really well with the ignoring and reporting earlier. Nobody took the bait. Now we're fucked. Again.

>> No.23332843

Can't stop 2 dudes with a self destructive romance.

>> No.23332845
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People keep forgetting what's really important.

>> No.23332849

The only thing more pathetic than samefagging with an attempt at different posting styles is when you samefag with the exact same posting style and expect people to think you're different people just because you say so.

>> No.23332853
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Big girls?

>> No.23332864

Smol yeti

>> No.23332865

a diverse haram that covers all five groups in the sex pyramid?

>> No.23332866

If being a shithead were enough to get banned, then fuckoff fag would get booted off the thread, trolls and spammers would be ignored, and I'd never have to do this again.

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S-sex pyramid?

>> No.23332870
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Sunbathing with big girls?

>> No.23332896

Undead villages have the same reaction, although theres a bit of pouting when they realize they are missing out on time with their husband.

>> No.23332900

Oh my god, its 'its summer'! When did this happen?!

>> No.23332911

In late autumn/winter, funnily enough.

>> No.23332912

Anon please, we haven't even hit spring yet.

>> No.23332917
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yes, that's right!
meat = a waifu that's thicc in all the right places
dairy = a waifu that eats and plays with your cum lactating uncontrollably is a bonus
veggies = a waifu that appreciates the nature of sex and also very strong
grains = a waifu that's wholesome like wheat and can sandwich a whole family together!
and oils = that shit where they put pictures of cake and sweets in every elementary school food pyramid poster or i guess a loli would cover this portion.

>> No.23332936

Haku-sensei this is pseudoscience! How come you get to make shit up but I can't write essays on why Daredevil is the coolest?

>> No.23332943
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>an oiled up pear-shaped Salamander loli prepares to wrestle her onii-chan in the ring

>> No.23332959

That sounds dangerous.

>> No.23332962


>> No.23332992
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what would be the jinko or oni equivalent in plant girls and insect girls?
like taller or stronger girls in that type?

I can't think of any in plant girls
The only insect girls that come to mind are tarantulas and giant centipedes

>> No.23332996

That the artist didn't draw the tattoo so the tiger's tail is her tail is a missed opportunity

>> No.23333001

I can't think of a good plant one, but for insects I'd think something like a Hercules beetle would work.

>> No.23333013

tiger lily

>> No.23333014

You want big plant? You go for the trees. They got trunk.

>> No.23333021

Some kind of carnivorous plant.

>> No.23333022

your veggie waifu and your meat waifu will cheer her on! meanwhile the dairy waifu will lick clean the cummy mess that you and your oil imouto will make together in the ring

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>> No.23333037

Iced tea?

>> No.23333041

Strong plant is dependent on what version of strong you want. If you want an "armor tank" go for an ironwood treant girl. If you want a less bulky girl that still refuses to die, go for a hardy crabgrass girl!

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>> No.23333045

>Politely angry dryad noises.

>> No.23333051

Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, remember to earn devotion points with a valkryie by following lent rules!
Only fish tomorrow, no meat.....which may also get your points with mermaids if you 'eat fish'

>> No.23333052

A dryad is a tree!

>> No.23333058

Spiders are not insects.

>> No.23333101

you're right, they're mammals and you snot-rocket a baby out their spider pussy

>> No.23333106

scuse me i meant, *they* snot-rocket a baby out their pussy

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>> No.23333111

>Crabgrass girl
>Hardy girls who decide to live in your yard, because they can
>Can take countless cuts, toxic sprays, or even fires, and still have enough strength to one-sidedly win an encounter with the average adult male
>Not a well known fact, but they hold the world record for "fastest suplex to reverse mating press conversion"

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Hercules beetle sounds good
a giant weta or a dragonfly girl seem like they can play the part too

as far plant girls, I'm still drawing a blank though
carnivorous plants are the only ones the come to mind but that's just vague

you caught me
I should've said arthropods since I didn't want to only include insects

>> No.23333135

Sundew and venus flytrap sound good enough for me, but in my opinion pitcher plants should be something else.

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>> No.23333165

i miss this stuff

>> No.23333179

The undead loli group was fun to do.

>> No.23333190

I wonder how you would go about incorporating some of the new girls like Ochi. Banshee should be easy enough to do as a loli imouto.

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Remember that lilims are nerds who are weak to vanilla.

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For the race that can make men cum with a bare glance, nothing is lewder than pure love

>> No.23333308

It was generally agreed by the community at large this place is terrible and most left elsewhere. Nowadays you get a random writer or drawer come in, try to do some nice shit, get shit from people, and then leave after a short time with the same realization everyone before them had.
Theres no community left for them to shelter in or warn them of things or provide proper feedback or support so their stays become shorter and shorter as it's just them taking the brunt of it all.

>> No.23333312

getting caught between two powerful mamono who aren't willing to share!

>> No.23333313

imagine hugging a gremlin and telling her you love her

>> No.23333333

i don't like her torso. it's too skinny.

>> No.23333337

Is there a better place to post stories than Pastebin? I got something like 400 hits of the last story I posted but one actual comment. I only ever posted it once and the story was set to link-only so randos didn't see it.

Although I'm working on something much better now anyway. That last story was to force out an idea I've had for years so I could focus on other, more creative ideas.

>> No.23333341

sir, your post

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>> No.23333350
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Oh dear

>> No.23333370

oh god, guys????!!! there's a weird magical white circle floating in the middle of my room right now??????!!! is it happening??!!?!

>> No.23333371

>Diverse haram
I think you typed that one wrong

>> No.23333376

There are so many mamono I like. I don't think I could ever be a waifufag. I don't even know if I could narrow down enough to be a haremfag.

>> No.23333394

I don't mean a better place to post MGE. I meant just better places to write for in general, though monstergirl stories do fall into this as well. Any writing. Not just MGE specific. You should see the write ups that occur on /m/ from time to time for example. Hell, get them in the right mood and between /tg/, /sci/, and /d/ you get years long running but infrequent story drops involving hard scifi material sciences and lewd that you'd have to frequent all 3 or know the aggregate site for to keep up with but damn is it worth it when it happens.
Hell, /d/ produces some of the nicest well written vanilla from time to time and /u/ inadvertently causes the production of the better written horror you'll find on the site fairly often. /trash/ is a hard crapshoot but every so often it produces some wonders because of its very nature of being a singular place for usually hard off topic threads to be sent to.

>> No.23333405

Back when I tried to brave /d/, mods would ban people for doing this besides brainlessly posting futa

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Wasted on such a post.

>> No.23333412

No idea why I blanked on it but Drive works if you properly moderate it. Just turn comments on and actively encourage actual discourse rather than "it would be better if it was X girl instead of Y girl" or "its trash because I don't like X fetish" shit. Encourage actual discussion like pointers on better writing or exploration of ideas.

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I wish I still had that writer's spark from the days of my youth

>> No.23333415

>/u/ inadvertently causes the production of the better written horror you'll find on the site fairly often
Never been on /u/, but now I'm curious.

>> No.23333430

Agreed. I genuinely can't get turned on by large girls.

>> No.23333434

liru is a sexy loli!

>> No.23333443
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I like the big version, though

>> No.23333444

Can I get the purple kobold?

>> No.23333454

It's like an itch that hits like a crack addiction from time to time I need to indulge in or it actively hurts my ability to focus on life and anything in it.
I kind of wish I had less of it because of that.

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Then give me yours, I'm quarantined anyway

>> No.23333475

If I wanted more exposure I'd post it again
That story was more emotional masturbation anyway. I just don't like how basic pastebin is. It ate my italics in the last story and I don't like that

>> No.23333488

Fuck you, it's MY Precious. I'm quarantined to otherwise I wouldn't be shitposting at 1am swigging kraken while trying to poorly organize my ideas and notes on things because I ran out of stuff to properly do 5 days ago. Brightside, it coincided with a long stretch of time I have nothing better to do.

>> No.23333505

So, writefags: How do you improve at writing? How do you come up with ideas to write? How do you have confidence in what you've written?

>> No.23333545

1. Read actual professionally published books and NOT YA SHIT
You get a sense for decent prose and eventually learn to cut passive voice by instinct

2. Write every day even if you don't want to
It's more important to get words out on the page than it is to make them perfect the first time.

3. Think about things you like and why you like them.
Mash ideas together and see what floats to the top

4. Don't be a lil bitch. Ain't nobody what is instantly good at something and the vast overwhelming bulk of humanity isn't ever taught how to write prose

My current story was actually inspired by a cosplay photoshoot even though my final idea has nothing to do with the character being portrayed. I even tweaked a picture to better fit the sort of girl I wanted to write about (Just color replacements so it was easy)

I'll probably post it when the story's done. To imgur so nobody spergs over it

>> No.23333546

Improve by writing. Come up with ideas by going on long walks in the woods and thinking about stuff and things. You never have confidence.

>> No.23333555

>How do you improve at writing?
Write often unless you're hitting a dry spell, be open to actual criticism and pointers even if you don't necessarily agree with them having a wider outside view of yourself is helpful in writing when it's for an audience, occasionally try to go out of your comfort zone on subjects, styles, and lengths even if it produces a shitshow at least you're getting wider experience and maybe even a tidbit of useful something or other to incorporate into your actual writing style, and read often and anything to see how other writers do things. That last bit can be anything mind you from lovecraft to whatever teen fiction author is in these days to other writefags just to get a wider view and experience.
>How do you come up with ideas to write?
Spontaneous manifestation of a usually horrific and intrusive nature, somebody said something and for whatever reason my brain somehow makes the jump from talking about potato eyes to what-if scenarios on wartime strategies that shit like harpies could bring about, somebody else wrote something I personally find interest and either the first 2 occured because of it or my brain active desires to write something along the lines of that tangent and it flips a coin on whether I get actual inspiration or stare at a blank screen for the next 5 hours until something gives.
>How do you have confidence in what you've written?
HA! Others seem to like it and the criticism it draws is minor but helpful and generally supportive and/or it inspires others to talk on the subject or even write more based on it themselves.

>> No.23333577

Well for this particular genre at least: don't get ideas on how to do romantic chemistry from other pieces of media. For some reason other stories tend to have no idea what chemistry is (Romeo and Juliet). If you want good ideas on how to make a cute couple go look at real life couples. The ones that don't explosively disintegrate into bitterness.

>> No.23333581

"Man-Eater" Plants

>> No.23333585

I like Liru!

>> No.23333586

Recently I've been trying to read some James Joyce.

Overall, what I'm getting is that I should just write. Just daydream, and put my thoughts to word in whatever way I can, clean it up if I feel it needs it, and get criticism if I can find a relevant audience. And eventually, after a while, I'll find that either I enjoy it enough, and am willing to keep pushing and trying and grinding it out until I'm half-decent at least, or don't like it enough for it to be worth my time and effort. That all makes sense. Another question though - what do I do if, part of the way through writing something, I hit a mental block?

>> No.23333595

Watch out for dem Triffids, man. They spit.

>> No.23333597

>Romeo and Juliet
Of course Shakespeare had no idea what chemistry is. Have you read the sonnets? They're not romantic, but they give a good insight into Shakespeare as a person.

>> No.23333606

Professional writer I follow suggests knuckling under and forcing it when you hit a block. Either you get it out and realize it's not that bad or you come back and rewrite it later

Words yet to be written aren't worth shit

>> No.23333612

Something people forget is Shakespeare was all about flowery prose, not plot or characterization. Stories were vehicles for fantastical dialogue and turns of phrase

Steer clear of Shakesman, he's not what you want to try to ape

>> No.23333614

What happens if I poke a random little witch?

>> No.23333615

Practice, practice. practice. I set aside 16 hours a week to write. Sometimes I don't get a lot written and sometimes I do. If you can't write then brainstorm, if you can't brainstorm then look at your past work (a very, very hard thing to do) and see what you like and what you hate for reference.

I find the best ideas come when you're ingesting other materials or thinking of something else. Keep a journal or make a note whenever an idea strikes you as they come and go as they please, usually when you're distracted. Sometimes they even come when you're writing about something else! Also shamelessly steal ideas from others and change/improve them in a way that makes it fun for you to write.

I have no confidence in what I do because I know my writing is shit. But I've built a base of readers who have helped me improve and do better. I don't write for myself as much as I do for them. Though I always pick material I enjoy and want them to enjoy in return. Just keep writing and don't give up. Eventually you'll write something you can be proud of or at least not ashamed of.

>> No.23333623

This guy gets it. Just keep going even if you don't like it. The hardest part of being a writer is accepting you're not going to succeed and getting quantity over quality. Once you can vomit out words then you can focus on making them pretty.

>> No.23333633

>tfw you come up with awesome ideas for a story
>but you can’t go farther than just summarizing it up in a couple of lines of greentext
Just fuck my shit up already.

>> No.23333635

I read a few of them a while back, although poetry has never been my expertise. I do remember the ones about the dark lady, because that's how relationships seem to be these days. Somethingsomething live in a society.

Anyway, I picked R&J because that's probably the most well-known love story in the world. In truth most stories, especially romance stories, tend to just forget that two characters have to know and like each other before they can love each other. Or that they have to actually be compatible in a lot of different ways in order to have a functioning relationship.

>> No.23333668

R+J don't even know each other for 24 hours before they kill themselves

Shakespeare was a wordsmith, not a storyteller. Well not one by modern sensibilities.

Remember, the Deus Ex Machina, a cardinal sin of storytelling was once just how plays ended. With god setting things right

>> No.23333669

Warcraft quotes

>> No.23333685

Honestly, if you can get proper criticism at all go for it. The person giving it might not give 2 shits about MG's or romance or comedy but if they know writing and feel like giving criticism on something like pacing or word usage then see what they have to say. Listening to the intended audience is also important as it tells you what they want but when it comes to improving your actual writing it might not be the best as their objective isn't your actual writing as but what you're writing about.
That's not to say you should ignore one of these groups because they're giving you information not relative to that group but it's a good rule of thumb that writing advice from a writer is probably going to carry more weight than from someone who's main objective is more cheshire smut. Unless that cheshire lover has some legitimate points.
We all hit mental blocks from time to time. It's best to shelve it till something gives as forcing it usually means an inferior turnout or burning out entirely on it or worse becoming put off by it entirely.
What breaks that block is different for everyone and sometimes all you can do is wait. Common solutions are drinking, just doing whatever you like for a bit and letting your mind wander, consume other writing maybe it'll jumpstart shit, going on to other projects for now. You'll, hopefully, find something that works for you eventually.
I find just doing what I can to let my mind just kind of float wherever or talk about something interesting with people usually sparks something up in me. That might not be a spark related to what I'm currently working on but it gets me going again which is important.
Stalling on writing at all is generally bad as getting started back up again is usually hard for anyone but taking minor breaks here and there is healthy.
Tl;dr find what works for you when it comes to a healthy writing schedule. Everyone's different on this.

>> No.23333686

I'm being repressed!

>> No.23333687

If she says zugzug I'm picking her up

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day 4 of not cooming until the portals open

>> No.23333701

You're better off forcing it because if you don't do rewrites regardless you're already screwing up

>> No.23333714
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Me not that kind of orc

>> No.23333732

Zug zug!

>> No.23333750
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I wanna make out Mari
I wanna make out with Mari's cunt
I wanna make out with Mari's ass

I wanna make out with Runa
I wanna make out with Runa's cunt
I wanna make out with Runa's ass

I wanna fuck Mari's mouth
I wanna fuck Mari's cunt
I wanna fuck Mari's ass

I wanna fuck Runa's mouth
I wanna fuck Runa's cunt
I wanna fuck Runa's ass

>> No.23333767

I do rewrites all the time. If the edits are extensive enough I'll generally deem a rewrite would be better and do so.
I usually write and rewrite something 5 times before showing anyone anything then do it a few more because I get anxiety when it comes to my writing and that helps ease it enough to publicly air it.
When it comes to forcing it I find that it just puts me off writing as I turn out garbage, or what I can't help but feel is garbage, which just keys up my anxiety which just kind of leads to a loop.
If I just ignore it and let my mind unwind and wander doing whatever else for a bit I find that something comes along that makes me want to write again fairly soon even if it's not related to what I got blocked on in the first place.
Like I said earlier, it seems everyone's different on this sort of stuff from what gets them going to what gets them back on the horse. People just sort of have to figure out what works for them.

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Sabbath Ushi, ready to bruise some pelvises.

>> No.23333838

That's the perfect breast size.

>> No.23333844

But theres no breasts there. Sort of defeats the point.

>> No.23333853

There are, though. Small and subtle, but there are.

>> No.23333921

You get even smaller witches in about nine months.

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Which monster girl played college ball, and could have gone pro if she hadn't joined the navy?

>> No.23333939

Apparently Ittla did some hellhound.
Today is a good day.

>> No.23333954
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"Mother," I purposely let out a call of maternal interrogatory perplexity, "My succulent peanut butter and jelly sandwich, it calls out to me... An uncharacteristic trait of nourishment- a debasement of GOD."

"Son," a robustly succulent woman of my own flesh and blood beckons forth with immaculate jewelry covering her bosom and snake-like body, "Do you accuse me, your creator--- your... 'ARCHITECT', of vile witchcraft? Do not deny your accusation, as denial is not only a river in Egypt, but a pathos of inner indignation."

"But it is a grimy brunet, laced in inky contemptuousness, muttering only the blackened tales of a despondent race perpetuated solely by greed and pariahs..."

"Mother's love," the lascivious snake mutters out in utter delight.

"My Capri Sun..." I regale aloud, voicing my thoughts in a vane attempt at understanding, "For what purpose would such abhorrent craftmanship--- such shoddy bindings be woven about my beverage like a children's toy? The inside smells... ornery and perhaps--- disingenuously debaucherous?"

"My My... such verbose reasoning and admonishment for what amounts to love distilled to it's truest form. The observations of my flesh and blood only serve to recapitulate my interest in your newly acquired adoration of the female body. You are a budding rose in puberty, and I wish to venerate your interim beauty, perhaps even satisfy our mutual desideratum. Talk however, is cheap... actions speak louder than words?"

The progressively contentious snake lights up as if a predator about to lunge upon her her prey, relishing the hunt to the point that her amethyst skin glistens in sweat. The creature switches on a nearby television, catching me off guard in but a moment. For a brief flash, it appeared to be nothing more than a belly dancing tutorial for provocative purposes--- but my eyes merely write a check they dare not cash. A bait and switch, a fool I was, for my attention was deceivingly stolen as the seductive belly dancer in the video reveals herself to by my own inhuman progenitor.

It was at that moment, that the grinning purple grape snake tossed my person atop a water bed.

"But why? For what purpose is my person placed upon a water bed?"

The snake woman's golden gateway into her soul outshine the blackness around them, the circles of her eyes gleaming into my hormonal soul like an eclipsed moonlight. She slithers to me, and rests her slender fingers upon my person, then promptly points those expensive fingernails into my face. The odor of perfume mixed with pheromones and pulsing sweaty delight sweeps away my mind before she utters...

"Because you're a cherry float."

Apophis then clicks her tongue as she winks.

>> No.23333957

Alps. The navy is filled with Alps.

>> No.23333973

Do... do they all wear cute and skimpy sailor uniforms?

>> No.23333974
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Is this a good babysitter?

>> No.23333986

Sure, and they still know how to handle balls if you catch my meaning

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I don't know. I'd go with the more experienced one.

>> No.23334244

You can't legally call those breasts.

>> No.23334285
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I love small breasts! My danuki lawyer says they're breasts!

The concept of moderation, and not going for the biggest possible everything, is a hard concept to swallow for many.

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>lolifags got the get

>> No.23334298 [DELETED] 

>random onlooker posts in the thread once never to be seen again, and posts off topic image.

>> No.23334316

Don't do this to me, anon. I miss this nigga like you wouldn't believe

>> No.23334319


Thats easy, on February 31!

>> No.23334379

Oyakodon with these two, sounds very nice.

>> No.23334517
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Papa, feed me!

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Here's a shota

>> No.23334542

>bottom center

>> No.23334603

They can play softball really well?

>> No.23334605


Sure, you want some fried rice or something?

>> No.23334825
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Do you know that feeling you get when you kind of start to grow apart from something you really enjoy and then suddenly you find something that makes you fall in love with that thing all over again?

>> No.23334872

Yes. This quarantine bullshit has revived my love for weightlifting now that I'm stuck at home with my weights and all the time in the world.

>> No.23334881
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Indeed. Imagine Mari teaching her daughter how to fuck, using you as an example.
>Mother Mari goes first showing Runa how to rock her hips as she slides up and down your dick.
>Mari brings you to a climax and you fill her womb with your seed
>Runa takes her turn, doing her best to mimic her mother's movements
>Your head is resting in Mari's lap as Runa rides you cowgirl style
>Mari caresses you head with her soft hands, encouraging Runa and giving her sex tips
>You cum straight into Runa's tight loli pussy
>She nearly passes out from the pleasure as it's all so new to her
>These mother daughter sessions take place once every night

>> No.23335112

My dick. It's not fair how good Mari and Runa are.

>> No.23335147

I read that in the voice of the ancestor of the Darkest Dungeon games

>> No.23335162

Yes, I started to enjoy video games once more. It was a good thing that my old save of the genius of sappheiros got corrupted and had to start from scratch. What a marvelous game

>> No.23335166
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My big sis is really lonely after a breakup and has had these weird formations in her eyes recently looking at me, I'm kinda concerned is she gonna be fine? An I gonna be safe?

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I've been playing Persona 4. It makes me want to move into a small town and help bring the local shrine back to glory

>> No.23335250

>Imagine Mari teaching her daughter how to fuck
Knowing the mother she probably made her participate in multiple gangbangs already

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I thought it was September 21st

>> No.23335313

What kind of weights do you use anon?

>> No.23335327

Absolutely and definitely not!

>> No.23335444
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I don't see a problem with that. Lilims were made to have all their holes stuffed simultaneously

>> No.23335450

Corona-chan, except that it's a plasma elemental.

>> No.23335461

Best potion

>> No.23335498

"Tiny bumps with no sag" is the best breast size.

>> No.23335658

Cope, she doesnt use those. Imagine being the father and husband of those two whores.

>> No.23335687

Stay strong brother

>> No.23335696

Thanks to those shit OCs now we're stuck with people thinking lilims are all a bunch of sub sluts.

>> No.23335738


>> No.23335757

I honestly wouldn't even care. I'd marry both of them

>> No.23335761

Lilims aren't exactly Hellhounds either. Sex is sex to them and they'll gladly lay back and take a pounding if it makes them feel good.

>> No.23335814

It's almost as if they can have a wide range of personalities, encompassing different likes and dislikes. Who woulda thunk

>> No.23335899

Exactly, people talking about Lilims who happen to be subs isn't the worst.

>> No.23335928
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i'm in love with gremlin! i want to take all her clothes off, suck on her mosquito bites, kiss her mouth passionately, scratch behind her ears because she's a cute kitty-goblin thing, lick her cute anus between her perky spread butt cheeks, eat our her cunny until she cums very cutely, hug her tight while she hugs me back because she loves me, and fuck her until every last drip of my love nectar is inside her! i need a gremlin, really really badly! i want to carry and then sit her on my cock and get fucked by her because she wants my cock! i want gremlin!

>> No.23335954

A zeppelin. That's what you two need. A mobile base!

>> No.23335996

Yeah, now you're getting it!

>> No.23336022
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>Gremlin waifu played Sekiro
>now she keeps pestering my Ochimusha waifu to let her attach gadgets to her skeleton arm

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Based. Gremlins are extremely cute and it's only right someone would want to do that to their Gremlin wife!

>> No.23336055

You should always help out at your local shrine!

>> No.23336091

Ye olde free weights my grandpa got from his grandpa who handed them down to my father who gave them to me.
It's old enough the (supposed)stainless steel the bars were made out of is tarnished black, i'm 90% sure the weights themselves are lead coated in bakelite of some sort with manufacturer logos and weight numbers worn off by the years, and the grip sleeves are made of tin.

>> No.23336111

You lift the weight of history!

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Seriously though, I wanna spend every second of my life engaging in sexual acts with a(some) lilim(s).

>> No.23336366

Same. But seeing how powerful and rare they are, I'm at best end up with a really strong succubus or demon.

>> No.23336384

I won't rest until I've bedded at least 2 lilims

>> No.23336418

>sloppy seconds

>> No.23336438

The best part about that is if you bed any two Lilims you're dicking monster girls from the same family. Oyakodon, sisters, aunt and niece. There's too many good combos.

>> No.23336439

My family was a farming family up until my father. Everything in my garage plus some things in the house is just stuff that made it till now from who knows when.

>> No.23336444

Anon your nee-san looks dangerously lusty to me. You'll be safe as long as you jam it in.

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Reminds me of Mink

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So what are my fellow burgs spending their trumpbux on? I'll, and I'll apologize if this counts as blogposting, be paying off a minor possession fine, buying a Nintendo Switch and the new AC, purchasing a mushroom hat and buying a new pipe and some fine scotch! And of course, I'll be putting in a couple of commissions.

>> No.23336743

How high does your charisma stat need to be to be able to recruit a dragon knight?
Or do you need a special item?

>> No.23336763


>> No.23336807 [SPOILER] 
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>Be ushi-fag
>Have such a hard on for them that I purposely paid for multiple mana markers
>Practically glowing in the dark to ushi-onis
>But live in far north so bug girls yes I know ushi-onis would be arachnids but shut up are barely found here
>After years of wandering through frozen steppes, wendigo infested taigas, and flat out tundras denying offers of hot chocolate from yukis and hugs from yetis along the way
>Finally find strands of black webbing leading up to a cave and begin hopping around like a minor who found an onichan
>Check to see if my oomukade, manticore and arachne venom mixture is still good before cartwheeling into that cave and somersaulting onto a bed of webbing
>Make sure to play the part of the lost traveler and pretend to be helplessly stuck
>Feel venom course through my veins and my dick get harder than a lava golem who hugged a glacies
>As a tired looking ushi-oni with messy hair and a lose t-shirt walks around the corner
>Wonder what she's going to do to me
>Wonder if it's true what they say about ushi-onis will she really break my pelvis?
>Wonder how many kids we'll have together
>She pulls me off webbing and places me at the entrance of the cave
>Ask her what's wrong
>She points towards ring on her claw and wedding photos I missed
>Ask her if she has a sister
>She shakes her head no
>Ancient evil ancestor
>Go home with raging hard-on
>Don't even react to howls from werewolves who easily catch up to me but lose interest cause I'm not running
>Ignore ravenous pack of unhugged yetis and just continue to walk despite the extra 300 lbs of ass and tits hanging on me
>Still avoid wendigoes cause I've heard enough "Awawawawa" for a lifetime
>Get home and see someone's moved into my old neighbor's house
>Manlet neighbor who's only tall enough for his eyes to peer over the fence tells me spider gal from zipangu is moving in
>Hamster wheel in my automata neighbor's head begins squeaking
>Tell her to oil it
>Realize where ushis come from
>Go to meet new neighbor with complimentary disgusting fruit cake
>Door opens and I come face to face with a Jorou-Gumo

>> No.23336823

This is really good anon. Nice prose makes it easy to read.

>> No.23336842

Cute rapespider.

>> No.23336869

>ywn use a doppel potion on your wife mari and daughter runa
Same with the tentacle potion

>> No.23336911

I just want to use a doppel potion to run a train on my wife

>> No.23336924

that man is not ready for the RAPE he isi about to go through.

>> No.23336948

Same.Filling all my wife's holes would be great. Especially because you feel the pleasure from every cock.

>> No.23336979

I'm just very curious what it would feel like, as regular humans we can't comprehend what it would feel like having multiple bodies let alone cumming multiple times simultaneously inside a cute monster girl.

>> No.23336986

More stock because shits cheap now and it's not hard to figure out what is going to upswing wildly on the rebound and theres just about no other way someone in my age group will ever be able to afford retirement by age 65 without exponential growth nest egging.

>> No.23337028

If I use a doppel potion is the effect on one of me accumulative on the return to normalcy?
If I doppel potion and proceed to be my own workout buddy am I getting double swole twice as fast? If one of me is busy practice something while the other is weightlifting am I making proper gains in both as if I had done them or is the effect reduced by half as only half of the current me in existence is doing that one thing? If I drink a protein shake before my workout and then a doppel potion are both of me getting the proper amounts of pre workout in their systems or am I halving it?

>> No.23337034

>Too young to drive, and have to be chauffeured everywhere by you
>Too short to do stuff by themselves, so you have to do all the cooking, shopping, and other work by yourself
>Some may force you to treat them like a child, so you have to put in the extra work so they can live their little girl fantasy
>Depending on the local laws, there's a good chance you get arrested for having one who claims to be your wife
Lolis wives are great, right guys?

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Interesting. Good luck with the market anon, I doubt we will have a country to retire in by the time we're of retirement age, even if we did social security would be non-existent, barring a black swan event, so I'll just buy things to bring me pleasure in the here and now. Of course, that's probably why you'll be living comfortably and I'll some hobo living innawods. BUT, I'll be a hobo with a neato hat, a pipe, enough tobacco and booze to hopefully last a few years and enough munitions to supply a small militia. To each their own.

>> No.23337104

Go into the wild and found your own country away from the ruins of the old world
A country with blackjack and hookers!

>> No.23337137

A few waifu commissions, food and booze, the rest being saved.

>> No.23337155

>buying a Nintendo Switch
No you're not. Shit's out of stock fucking everywhere. I've been trying to get one for two weeks now. No luck

>> No.23337196

Bills, mostly.

>> No.23337199

that' why you get magical lolis that don't need no man

>> No.23337244
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Fuck old foxes
Marry old foxes

Disregard young foxes

>> No.23337264
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How do I make an anubis cry?

>> No.23337278

but i want to marry a young shrine fox

>> No.23337291

The better question is how do you make her stop?

>> No.23337294 [SPOILER] 
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Blow up her pyramid in Minecraft with TNT for the 9th time

Real answer: Be ugly and/or short

>> No.23337327

Break one of her glass windows followed by dropping a brick through the hole in minecraft.
If its using tech mods snip or cross one singular wire in the automated system somewhere out of the way.

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Einstein said that compounded interest is the most powerful force in the universe. Consider the following:
With an initial investment of 20 bucks to the pot in a savings account with no real interest rate (say 1%) and another 20 added every year, you'll end up with $820 put in and 1017 bucks and 28 cents total in 40 years. If you're investing it with, say, 8% interest rate, compounded annually, you'll end up with 6030 bucks and 11 cents in the same time frame.
That's difference of six times with the same 20 bucks a year, with no extra effort or risk since you'll be investing in a fund tied to the highest traded commodities (since you're smart) that will always keep going up or at least be stable so long as the world doesn't end, and not picking and choosing individual companies like some schmuck who thinks he can see the future.
So really, there's no reason not to do it.

>> No.23337378

Dude, just use tnt and dup glitches, it's not that hard.

>> No.23337400

Can't I marry both?

>> No.23337416
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We should also discuss taking your compounded interest and automatically re-investing it so as to avoid having to pay taxes for your dividends

>> No.23337427
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Fuck young fox
Marry young fox
Become old with fox
Have daughter
Fuck her as well

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>> No.23337474

my loyal minion, you must sustain yourself through the tribute of your defeated foes

>> No.23337530

>finally have enough money to commission your favorite artist
>have to wait for a month to send commission to artist because of full slots
>luckily they open again at the beginning of every month
>send commission request in late and miss open slot because your job as an essential worker is literally grinding you into nothing due to quarantine and you're only getting 3-4 hours of sleep a night so you didn't remember to send it until a day and a half had already passed

I just want art of my waifu. I'm tired and pissed and I just want to look at my wife God damn it.

>> No.23337571

My condolences anon. Hang in there.

>> No.23337575

Anybody can do tnt, anon. Its actually expected that it happens. Doing unexpected things lets the other know anything can happen ontop of the expected.

>> No.23337613
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Is it true that monstergirls only whiteknight you because they want to have sex with you?

>> No.23337617

New commission of my Kobold waifu and daughteru! Masks aren’t just for protection against the corona.

>> No.23337622

I'll draw her in mspaint.

>> No.23337626

Only if you're attractive

>> No.23337637

No gag reflex on them I take it?

>> No.23337643

>Too young to drive, and have to be chauffeured everywhere by you
Magic is more efficient than automobiles, and dicking her cunny is all the refueling we need. Saves time, money, and the need for licensing. And anywhere that magic would be impractical for would be close enough that we could walk together!

>Too short to do stuff by themselves, so you have to do all the cooking, shopping, and other work by yourself
I like cooking, shopping can be aided by magic or hiring Tanuki personal shoppers, and most chores can be resolved by magic. Pretty much any mamono I'd wife, loli or otherwise, would either be proficient in magic or capable of facilitating my own usage of magic.

>Some may force you to treat them like a child, so you have to put in the extra work so they can live their little girl fantasy
It's not that much extra work, honestly. Or rather, it depends on how little of a child they want to be treated as, but I prefer an early-JC loli anyways. Plus, any mamono wife would need special care.

>Depending on the local laws, there's a good chance you get arrested for having one who claims to be your wife
If nothing else, Sabbath housing should exist to guarantee lolis and their onii-chan husbands a place to live without fear of legal intervention. Assuming the scenario is in MGEland, the Order is pretty incompetent anyways. Assuming it's a post-Portal scenario over here, I'd think the Sabbaths would fight pretty hard to establish lolicon-friendly territory.

>Lolis wives are great, right guys?
I'd say so, yeah.

>> No.23337648

Yes if you're a Chad or a bishie. Otherwise they don't whiteknight.

>> No.23337649

holy fuck

>> No.23337654

Masks can be extremely lewd. Based KDF

>> No.23337657

Attractive..... by monster girl standards!

>> No.23337687

Hang in there anon. As someone who's missed slots from artists I love the work of over the years I can relate to this a lot.

>> No.23337691

Those would have been trained away for a long time for both of them, so not really.

>> No.23337702

So still no manlets then.

>> No.23337759

Thanks for the offer but I was really excited about this. I'm just upset and frustrated at myself for forgetting something so important. I went and fucked it up because I didn't set up a reminder and that day of work was the most brutal yet. My wife deserves better.

>> No.23337772

i want her second hand smoke

>> No.23337780

I want to lick that tummy.

>> No.23337801

i want you to lick her tummy

>> No.23337843

You’re nuts, KDF.

>> No.23337974

pool party sabbath so you can have water lolis too

>> No.23337980

I'm so sorry, anon. What artist were you planning on commissioning? Would you like me to recommend you some artists?

>> No.23337984

i really want to get a gremlin pregnant

>> No.23337992

i want to see pregnant gremlin porn

>> No.23337994
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do hellhounds swim in lava or something?

>> No.23338002

i want to see any gremlin porn at the very least. pregnant gremlin porn must be made

>> No.23338005

i bet they carry unmarried lava golems and throw them at men

>> No.23338007

I can't say as it's very fetish related and unfit for this thread, but thank you for offering.

>> No.23338047

Is that the infernal version of MGE egging? Where the normal version is just someone throwing jubjub eggs and seeing which of them stick?

>> No.23338055

I want to roast marshmallows on her eye flames!

>> No.23338058

I'm not getting any money since I'm 18 and my parents claimed me as a dependent. I'm too old for my parents to get any money for me.

>> No.23338173

Which monster is ideal for thigh sex?

>> No.23338197

>Throwing jubjub eggs
And thus an anon was swarmed by humpties

>> No.23338208

Gazer obviously or shog

>> No.23338211

Devils or pharaohs I suspect. They have legs for days, or at least they have legs.

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>> No.23338276

Familiar, but I may be a bit biased.

>> No.23338308

Loli thighs are soft

>> No.23338325

What do you think the most dangerous Sabbath is? In my opinion Momonika's easily wins.
>Fairy says she's a godmother? Suddenly she has defected and now runs a loli mafia.
>Did the prankster lolis target the CC dark matter girl? Now there is a giant demon realm that covers an entire Order city.
>Lonely loli wants to play hide and seek? 2 sealed evils and an old god have been awakened to be her playmates.

>> No.23338337

Mucus toad is noted in her profile to be good at it iirc

>> No.23338341
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I would've thought being stuck at home would make me bored enough to write again, but I guess not. I don't really write anymore not because of any "toxic" behavior, but because everything I write feels too imperfect and I don't get feedback. I simply assumed my writing just wasn't interesting or of any quality whatsoever.

>> No.23338345

A Familiar with huge thighs sounds lovely

>> No.23338353


>> No.23338371

Don't let it put you off, if you want to write just write. If it's being done as a hobby rather than for money the main thing should be creating something you like rather than getting those (you)s.
I'd gladly read it and tell you what I think though, may help if you post it in multiple places too.

>> No.23338380

post ur latest work and i'll give feedback

>> No.23338392

Not huge, but with a nice, gentle curve.

>> No.23338407
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I suppose elves are good for something

>> No.23338413

how do you and/or your waifu punish your daughteru for looking up porn on the family computer?

>> No.23338425

Wight or Dark Mage, even better if they're little girls.

>> No.23338444

Barometz seems pretty convenient.

>> No.23338454

She doesn't have a computer and we live in the canon mge setting. If she collected lewd stuff we'd be proud of her though.

>> No.23338456

The writing was fun at the time, but re-reading made me feel perfectionist. It's kind of lame. I was also motivated because of a lack of maledom and figured that if I can't find any I'll just make it myself.

This one I worked the hardest on. It' about an assassin that captures an apophis. Might've been filled with too much unnecessary fluff and inconsistent tone.

This one is about a ratatoskr investigative journalist that gets caught by a smuggler. I'm not sure if I can pin down what exactly I find wrong with it.

I had one about an ocelomeh warrior kidnapped by an Order soldier, but I can't find it on pastebin. I could reupload it, but I don't really like how I executed it.

>> No.23338489

Thinking about upgrading from a monogamous relationship to adult-loli bigamy. What loli do I go for?

>> No.23338491

For what it's worth I really liked the Apophis one but the thread was archived by the time I got around to reading it from what I remember.

>> No.23338509

I'm in the same boat. I've always been staunchly monogamous but lately I can't stop thinking about having two wives.

>> No.23338516

Follow your dick and heart.

>> No.23338532

Dick the daughterfu.

>> No.23338536

I invent characters that represent my deepest insecurites and make the main character somebody that I'd absolutely despise from the bottom of my heart, and give them the voice of my inner critic. Then I proceed to make both of them suffer as much as I possibly can until they change themselves.

>> No.23338555

Can I join you in your quest to open the portals? I make a mean omelette.

>> No.23338587

No clue where she got a waterproof computer

>> No.23338594

Now do hemmingway.

>> No.23338614

the key to getting an aquatic gf is to lure her into a date using manila clams, they find that shit yummy.

>> No.23338637

>Not getting trump bux because I'm still employed at a grocery store.
Its not fair.

>> No.23338648

i'm gonna get raped by my fishwife and then cook the fish she caught

>> No.23338669
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The answer is always lamia.

>> No.23338671

food and bills

>> No.23338693

You still get them if you're working I thought

>> No.23338709

I bet salamander would get really restless during quarantine and demand you keep fighting her and having rough sex.
So like normal but slightly more aggressive.

>> No.23338724
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I want to go to a Holstaur Milkbar!

>> No.23338726

sounds fun

>> No.23338742

Why did you like it? I thought I did a pretty bad job with the smut.

>> No.23338762

It's all fun and games until she charges at you with a broadsword in your living room.

>> No.23338768

Everyone is a mantlet to a Jinko.

>> No.23338778

that's how she sleeps alone for a few weeks

>> No.23338785

>Jinko calls a 6'2 guy a cute short guy
>Keep saying she really fins short guys attractive
>Guy just stands there and takes it since he doesn't know how to react.

>> No.23338791

>Bad lizards get to sleep on the same sofa.

>> No.23338808

how do you indicate whether or not the milk bar sells either cow milk or girl milk?

>> No.23338820

I meant to say shame sofa. But okay.

>> No.23338833

Also, don't go to mofu bars. Their milk is not real milk and everyone there looks like a hipster with unhinged jaws.

>> No.23338839
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It's so cute when kids roleplay with their friends!

>> No.23338874

Did she get on the high ground just so she's tall enough to kiss me?

>> No.23338882
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Imagine the fluff...

>> No.23338920
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>tfw no tomboy Kappa childhood friend

>> No.23338942

do people find her attractive?

>> No.23338954

She'll let you know if she wants to kiss you. which is always. She'll just grab as high up on your shirt as she can and pull you down to her.

>> No.23338963
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Any loli. Especially runya's thighs and all rata thighs, since you also are engulfed in mofu.

>> No.23339005

She makes me salivate at the thought running my cock through her long poofy plumage.

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>> No.23339067
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Wikifag here, this week's new additions add up to 101. This concludes the weekly report.
New Images start here: http://imgbox.com/R5rRT7fL

Search schedule is at the bottom: https://pastebin.com/DFXhrXkc

You set up the Ocelomeh one so that it'd delete itself after a week or so, remember?

>> No.23339068

i find her attractive

>> No.23339082

lewd lilims!

>> No.23339085
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>> No.23339087

>That dark matter bapho
W-what is this feeling?

>> No.23339094

if you love liches so much, why don't you marry one then, loser haha

>> No.23339098

Thanks! I'm always happy to see my commissions added to the gallery.

>> No.23339104

mark my words, there's going to be, at most, 10 gremlin porn images in the next addition

>> No.23339109

Thanks for the work, Altair.

>> No.23339114

>dark matter bapho
God have mercy on the town she corrupts

>> No.23339117

Based, glad you're getting close

>> No.23339123

Oh good to see you back anon. Also not finding is punishment for posting it with a time limit.

>> No.23339127

being sexually sacrificed by a dark cat is best end

>> No.23339144

How do anons think it would feel like if you took a doppel potion and fucked your wife?

>> No.23339148

Too much shit going on to really enjoy it.

>> No.23339149
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Harem of ultimate softness and warm, comfy cuddles.
Cuddle buddy and sleep aid
>Owlmage/Jub Jub
Second cuddle buddy
Sleeping bag.
>March hare/Wererabbit
>Lava Golem/Ice Queen
>Kobold/Cu Sith
Alarm Clock

I slep.

>> No.23339192

Amazing probably, I'd probably faint after it wore off.

>> No.23339213

It would probably feel pretty great, but I equate it to trying to see out of your elbow or imagine a new colour. Trying to think of how it would be to inhabit 2 or more bodies at once simply isn't something our brains can compute.

>> No.23339243

Big Tiddy Moth Goth GF

>> No.23339247

Pick ten different species to live with you on an island that you and the 10 monsters will build a second demon realm on. Be very wise about this.

>> No.23339257
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Horny Hellhounds!

>> No.23339263
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I want to torture a ghoul but putting a ball gag on her and eating her out

>> No.23339284

That's fucking lewd. I love it.

>> No.23339297
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>Sleeping bag
Angry Selkie noises

>> No.23339313

not a fan

>> No.23339334

>69'ing ghoul but she is gagged and can't suck you off
That's monster abuse dude.

>> No.23339340

This but with Cheshires.

>> No.23339342

Welcome to the comfy realm where only the softest and fluffiest of girls reside. Our main exports are pillows and other bed accesories. The traditional garb of comfy realm is pajamas and everyone walks around with blankets and dakis so they're always ready for an emergency naptime. The ruler of the comfy realm is a great old one that came here and is still napping to this day.

>Inhabitants are always well rested.
>Can't die from fall damage because the ground is made of soft girls.
>Never have bad dreams.
>Everything is made out of soft material for maximum comfy.
>Never have to nap alone.
>Get to sleep around with little consequence.

>Always late for work because you oversleep.
>Lots of car accidents because everyone falls asleep at the wheel.
>No lingerie because it is anti comfy.
>Bitches always be tripping on other bitches.
>Construction and infrastructure is unstable because soft things dont really hold up too well against the elements.
>Sex is slow and low impact.
>Sex workers keep falling asleep on the job.
>All of the women on the island have a habit of sleeping around.

>> No.23339355

>broadswords in a confined space when we got knives, spears, and 2 gladius(gladi?) plus a handful of all sorts of shields on premise
No wonder she keeps losing.

>> No.23339366

I battle horny salamander doesn't think strait.
Or a regular horny one for that matter.

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>> No.23339374

Anything involving me seeing or hearing myself is an automatic no

>> No.23339407

>no holst on the list
>no living breathing tempurpedic with kung fu action grip for strong firm hugs and cuddles, velvety creamy skin, a soft layer of fat for cushioning, a dense under layer of muscle for support, entirely self-heating, with 2 built-in pillows and drink dispensers
>none of this on a list of ultimate softness and warm, comfy cuddles

>> No.23339433

You know how kids with chicken pox get even mitts duct taped to their hands to stop scratching?
As punishment it's that but sock'em boppers.

>> No.23339434

One of the reason I would prefer the tentacle potion or a chaos transformation to a doppelganger potion. I wouldn't want to look at my own body.

>> No.23339439

>And now, life lessons with Dr. Wurm
>"Remember, perverts can't steal your panties if you don't wear any!"
>That was life lessons with Dr. Wurm

>> No.23339442
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Quiet down you Human Lite.

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>> No.23339456

Selkies are cute and underappreciated. I want a chuuni Selkie who turns dandere without her pelt!

>> No.23339491

You say that but when you sail up north they may try to haul you off a boat.

>> No.23339496

Ah, fresh mofu.

>> No.23339529

>says the blue skinned human with tiny wings and horns tapped on

>> No.23339534

Ice Queen
Hopefully with the gnome and dorome the land can be influenced easier to become an evergreen demon realm, the other elementals are there for balance and where there are dryads, there will be trees. Tanuki for trade and connections, lich to research magical stuff and gremlin for the tech side.

>> No.23339539

has any of the MGE books talk about cunnilingus

>> No.23339545
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it's implied to eat out every single loli you see

>> No.23339548

>there's only 1 armor family mamono, living armor
What else could KC possibly come up with, living armor is such a broad archetype.

>> No.23339556

Blue skin alone is enough

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>> No.23339559

Probably not, it's pretty disgusting.

>> No.23339560

That doesn't sound comfy at all.

>> No.23339565

There are real people with blue skin in Kentucky

>> No.23339572

Just do a living item category that includes things like them and cursed swords?

>> No.23339582

>be anon
>playing Fortnite like the faggot zoomer I am
>wife won't stop pestering me about fucking her
>use doppel potion
>clone goes and drags wife to the bedroom like a caveman
>can't do too much about the noise, but at least I can resume dabbing on 5 year olds

>> No.23339592

Yeah but because they've got silver poisoning or something. And it doesn't look good.

>> No.23339595

>not taking a nap on the best and softest mattress ever that cuddles back when you cuddle it

>> No.23339605

This. Its practically a human trait considering how easy and common it is

>> No.23339645
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Lolis are not for dicking, but for corrupting into mind-broken kiss addicts.

>> No.23339647
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i'm seeing a recurring theme

>> No.23339651

>but for corrupting into mind-broken kiss addicts.
This is true of every monster girl.
I'm gonna defeat a lizard girl and only let her kiss me!

>> No.23339653

Particularly runya

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>> No.23339667

>Additionally, the taste of the mana contained in saliva isn't so important as the act of ingesting it through kissing. From what I've heard, the unbearable sensation of having a man's mana flow into one's head, seemingly melting one's thoughts, is even sweeter than an internal vaginal ejaculation, and it is addictive, so many monsters will frequently beg their partner for kisses.

>> No.23339673

Isnt that image of a non loli girl?

>> No.23339678

Extra privleged to take my cum.

>> No.23339680

Elves are nature's thots.

>> No.23339681
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You are huge that means, you have huge tits

>> No.23339693

do you have something against mofu or slimes?

>> No.23339695
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It is the eve of the lascivious scarlet moon, a salaciously cursed event preceding the harvest moon. A computer monitor begins to shake and clatter, idle chants can be hear reverberating, a pervasive lewd moan growing louder from behind the screen. A succubus emerges from the shining computer monitor, prurient saliva running down her chin, knowing the final barrier for devouring her prey lay by her wayside.

...Only to find a man playing with a super gaming oppai mouse pad rest and seven double A batteries shoved up his rectum. The man, upon seeing the succubus, then turns on his webcam with a zap of his finger.

"Ayo, it's ya boi, Bromont, back at it again with an epic monster girl any% impregnation speedrun. Uhh.. sponsored by Nord VPN."

The respiring succubus freezes in place, unable to comprehend just what's going on and even more confused when the man starts dabbing, "...Excuse me?"

"So first thing we gotta do, we gotta lube up with some extra virgin olive oil, of course right? But- BUT-!" the man begins duping an ungodly amount of bottles in real time out of nothing, until a bottle of spices emerges, "You gotta paprika your balls at a 90° angle. You might be asking, 'I put WHAT on my balls, Bromont? Mongoose relish was one thing, but PAPRIKA?' Don't worry you silly goose, I'll explain. It's simple, paprika was a late-game item added after the beta, so it was never properly tested. It adds extra framedata to your cum bolas as well as health regeneration; a succubus womb is RIPE with exploitative hitboxes, not to mention the passive health drain. If you know shit is about to get real, get yo'self an item with passive heal, baby."

"Okay look, I don't know what's going on, I've endured a night of playing cat and mouse with mana barriers--- but whether voluntary or not, the bus is going to succ-" The succubus removes her top, chest exploding from tight mesh clothing, revealing faded pink areola with sensitive reddish buds in the center.

"Uh oh, got one with an mole on her right titty this time, that's bad RNG," the man says, pondering restart.

"Bad what---? Are you making fun of my BODY?!"

"Relax bitch, ain't no thang to my ding-a-lang."

The man then places a gaming chair right next to his desk, then begins to spin in motion, bunny hop backwards an inch, and commence spinning once more. The succubus, just watching the spectacle unfold, unsure whether or not the man is mentally compromised, continues to slowly undress with one eyebrow cocked forward.


The man clips out of existence, and the succubus instantly teleports atop the man's bed with her legs spread wide open. The man, clipping back into existence, instantly materializes balls deep inside the succubus, a low poly'd copy of his penis loading in first.

"WHAT THE FUC-" The succubus looks around her in sheer confusion, "WHAT THE FUUUC-" The succubus realizes intercourse has already began, "WHAT THE FUUUUUUUUCK!?" The succubus then notices the upper half of the man's body is t-posing.

"So, a succubus has a number of magical barriers deep inside of her which prevent normal insemination. This makes it one of the tougher monster bitches to knock up, and most men simply don't know how to get around that. The normal way is to simply romance her, and open her up, but that'll take weeks, and can easily backfire."

The man raises the demon girl's bare leg upon his shoulder, then wraps an extra large Naruto headband around his waist.

"Okay, the pussy deflector's in place, but I'm already inside the succupussy, so it sorta becomes a physics paradox. The moment the two hitboxes interact with each other, the limitations of the engine simply goes apeshit, unable to keep up with cold hard calculations. Leave a comment in the comment section if gargoyles make you rock hard."

The succubus's eyes widen in horror, as the man begins to violently shake about inhumanly due to collision detection and cum begins to fire inside like drill-like torrent of impossible logistics.

The man begins to yahoo, "YAHOO---- YA-YA-YA-YA-YA-YA-YA-YA-YA-YA-YAHOO-"

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" The demon screams in absolute horror, clutching the sheets as convulsions disrupt all rational thought.

After a few seconds of what can't simply be explained, the man then picks up a PS4 controller and presses the pause button.

"So what you wanna do when the cream has pied, you gotta pause the menu and unpause it rapidly. This resets the momentum of your sperm, and sometimes teleports them forward."

"STOP! STOP! STOOOOP!" The succubus pleads as her cries are interrupted with menu screen jingles.

The pleas are simply in vane, as the spermlings already find themselves teleporting inside her eggs. The man releases the succubus from the broken reality, ahegaoing, and the man's face suddenly overwhelms the webcam.

"Remember to like and subscribe if you want to see more content like this in the future, remember to share if you're a sassy black mamono who don't need no mamono mana."

>> No.23339699

It was more about the insignia, and how it can be used on lolis, but pedomorphosis is always an option.

>> No.23339731
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Make out with your rata!

>> No.23339747

I am a bit concerned but also laughing and hard. Thanks anon!
Also its heard not hear.

>> No.23339751

but i want to kiss my fish

>> No.23339756

What the fuck, welcome back you bastard

>> No.23339764
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>not both at the same time

>> No.23339766
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I can't. Snake won't let me leave

Not that I mind, really

>> No.23339791

I would a Megumin dark mage hard.

>> No.23339816

I wrote this a few months ago and thought I'd share.

>> No.23339826
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You should marry a dorf anon, they're immune to Corona.

>> No.23339841

So that part of my mind will sleep when she complains of wanting sexy time and I want sleep. Will be massive wet dream. Will still feel tired as fuck though

>> No.23339866

Got a giggle at the end, good job donglord.

>> No.23339870

I'll marry her butt

>> No.23339872

Does she scream “EXPLOSION!” Every time she cums?

>> No.23339897 [SPOILER] 
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>Dorf is immune to the illness
>Dorf goes into contaminated zone and brings it back hone
>Husband gets sick and dies
Cool beans.

>> No.23339909

Lord knows I'm blowing her womb up with all that seed.

>> No.23339920

Pretty funny, as is "britishkiki". We really need more Mary Poppins maids.

>> No.23339923

How can I find the jinko lands?

>> No.23339931

Thanks, I got one more but it isn't (and most likely) won't be, if you want to see it.

>> No.23339945
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Depends on the tribe.
For the Southern Mist Continent Jinkos, take a trip to the Mist Continent and ask for help at the local marriage counselor. They'll set up a marriage in a jiffy.
For Bengali Jinkos, see above, but hitch a ride with Sun Wukong Kakuen Coach Services to Gandharva land. Plenty of fine ladies and arranged marriages there.
For Siberian Jinkos, hitch a train to Winterstown, and ask for directions at the White Horn tourist centre. You can also try Papa Wendi's meat shack if you bring a gift. You may need to bring your innawoods gear to find the ladies.

>> No.23339949

Siberian jinkos are THICK to better last the winters.

>> No.23339957
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Oh yes, and very fond of close contact. Gotta snuggle to keep the cold away!

>> No.23339966

Sharing bodyheat is the most efficient way to stay warm up there.

>> No.23339979

Spill some water on her trading cards, then apologise and toss the cards into a river.

>> No.23339985

Wouldn't that be nice? Eskimo kissing your jinko wife as you return home from a long day of hunting and fishing in the woods, before stripping bare and cleaning up together in the smoke sauna at the back.

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>> No.23340047

>not a witch

>> No.23340071

I'd Megumin, but the small Dark Mage I want is the profile girl as a loli.

>> No.23340077

Dark Mages can have any body type. Witches are specifically something like like Lina Inverse from The Slayers or a Warlock from DnD. They gain their power from other beings, specifically a Baphomet. Dark Mages are more a DnD wizard that generally has a loner personality.

>> No.23340165
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Old foxes give off a certain charm other older monster gals can't seem to mimic. Just what is it about them? The mischievousness?

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Real dead hours.

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>> No.23340318

>Dark Mage gives you potion that is a mix of raging mushroom, manticore venom, and doppelganger potion.
>Wake up in a mix of fluids and a very happy wife.

>> No.23340358

Everyone is a Chad or Bishie to monstergirls. Well..... minus Lizardmen and Salamanders, I guess.

>> No.23340375

Does it feel safe to be cuddled by a Hellhound?

>> No.23340380
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>Go to pastebin to look up old monster girl greentexts
>See there's no search bar
What's going on anons? I just want to find my monster girl stories

>> No.23340382

Yes. But also really, really hot.
I hope you're not Canadian or you might melt.

>> No.23340394
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You're mistaking monster girls for 3dpd "girls".

>> No.23340397

Use anubis.moe

>> No.23340403

Ironically the greatest threat when being cuddled by a hellhound is the hound herself. Other monsters may not bother you, but she'll still fuck you till you cry if she feels like it.

>> No.23340425

um, but i don't.

>> No.23340435

god, i want to go to the monster girl retirement home to shag some sexy fox grannies that need help getting daily nutrition and loving!

>> No.23340483

>monster girl retirement home
I wouldn’t want to be the lone male orderly who works there and gets hit on by all the old MGs.

>> No.23340493

>Papa Wendi's meat shack
I bet that’s what he calls his bedroom.

>> No.23340522

No that's what the misses calls her husband's pants.

>> No.23340553

What would make a Hellhound recoil in disgust like this?

>> No.23340554

imagine the sabbath but it's full of old women instead of young girls

>> No.23340573

Anon, the Sabbath is nothing but lolibabas, hags
If you can’t tell that there is something wrong when looking at the loli inaris with more than 1 tail, you have problems

>> No.23340577

All those wrinkles and gums

>> No.23340580
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The best and most heretical sabbath sect

>> No.23340586

I'd watch an old goat daintily step out of her bloomers.

>> No.23340604
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'Ware the Onee-Sabbath and Baba-Sabbath, for they are dangerous splinter sects.

>> No.23340608

>heretical Sabbath full of milfs who turn their husbands into shotas

>> No.23340613

Sounds like my wife's kind of sabbath

>> No.23340624
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Beware the ports anon, tales tell of demon captains shanghaiing poor anons onto their ships only to be raped and married to her crew

>> No.23340630

why even call it the sabbath then? more like the old folks home really.

>> No.23340637

What is this?

>> No.23340639
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>I like men
>Strawberry Milk is delicious
>I don't like tall girls
>The Last of Us 2 is going to be a great game
>Can't we hold hands in public?
>BBQ food tastes terrible
>I'm a vegan

And many more.

>> No.23340642

The bedroom is called the smokehouse, the pants are called the meat locker.
>What would make a Hellhound recoil in disgust like this?
Images from a specific poster on these threads.

>> No.23340669

The most horrifying thing I've seen on this thread in a while.

>> No.23340672
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Anyone know the artist for those pslime ones? Thinking of commissioning a Troll with a pslime infection.

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>> No.23340752
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Hello what exactly would you like to know?

>> No.23340776

I remember reading a pastebin about handing out mana-spiked coffee at a feminist rally a long time ago. Does someone know where I can find it again?

>> No.23340872

I believe that was from an author called Sacrifice. He had a story I quite liked, despite its obvious political overtones, but his pastebin was nuked for whatever reason, and I’ve been trying to find a copy of it ever since. I haven’t been able to find his works on any archive.

>> No.23340878

Whether or not they could draw a Troll in that particular situation as in your pic. How much they would charge for it, fully colored of course, and how payment would be processed. Do you have their twitter or patreon?

>> No.23340879
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Never mind, found it.
Surprised at some of this, though. I feel like Ice Queen and Glacies are backwards, for example.

>> No.23340885

>what is this
>found it
>doesnt link it
why does everyone do this?

>> No.23340892

Sitting down with a huge, buff, and scarred jinko mercenary at a speed dating session and hearing that her favorite pastime is knitting.

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>> No.23340908
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Depends on what image your talking about. The one above is only on discord, but most can be dmed on twitter. Whether or not they could do it is probably a yes, but i recommend asking just to be sure. Every single artist i have worked with used paypal.

>pic related is other wife that artist drew. both cost 50$ USD

>> No.23340925

what's the quickest way to be rich in MGE?

>> No.23340933

Get hitched to a NEET Tanuki.

>> No.23340936

Marry into it

>> No.23340943

besides being with a monster that's already rich?

>> No.23340948

Can pslimes and ropers mege with mamono? Does this mean my bicorn waifu could get tentacles to use on our other waifus?

>> No.23340966

mexican redknee tarantula arachne

>> No.23340970

There's nothing to support it.

>> No.23340988

There's nothing to refute it.

>> No.23341019

I see no reason as to why not

>> No.23341023

KC has not commented either way, but Either being able to infect other mamano would probably be fine for him.

>> No.23341036

Eat her legos

>> No.23341039

Typically monster mana doesn't mix well with other monsters barring odd examples like that half-breed elf. That's why a werewolf scratch wouldn't infect a houri, for example.
It's hard to imagine such a specialized parasite would have success meshing with something so fundamentally different from their original prey.
Bicorns do fuck around with mana, though.

>> No.23341047

I really need to write up the information swirling in my head about my OC biomancy/hybrid mamono-themed Sabbath.

>> No.23341065

I would argue that at least the parasite slime would be an exception. Really all they need is a womb and a body to share. Roper unlikely to me though due to how it works.

Sounds interesting anon? Mind sharing other info? I can help with pslime stuff if you need it.

>> No.23341074

it's good to see you, you fucking fuckhead
made me laugh/10
write moar

>> No.23341101
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I want to barbecue with a Hellhound!

>> No.23341108

Which MGs are not muscular but should be?

>> No.23341115

I wish to cook shashlik on her abs

>> No.23341120

I could keep going, but that'd be too many in one post.

>> No.23341122

Salamander, lizardman, centaur, and probably a few more of the martial ones.
Kakuen are one I'd prefer to see on the buffer side.

>> No.23341124 [SPOILER] 
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You gotta watch out for those beast races, truly they can be savages without compare.

>> No.23341134

Some basics:

>Baph met an Alraune with the "nature of a Liliraune"
>Normally only human women can become part of a Liliraune, but she got curious
>A few hours of yuri and magical hacking, and the world's first Baphomet-Liliraune is formed
>This gets her curious about other hybridizations
>Crafts a fuckhuge magical tree/tower to use as a base/Sabbath hall/laboratory
>Collects samples of Matango, various Slimes and Parasite Slimes, and Ropers, and experiments with them in various regards on her Witches
>Even the failed experiments stay, and study the life-altering magic of biomancy
>Baph has found procedures to allow a mamono to get further monsterized into layering species
>Many recruits are girls who desire to "evolve"
>Some change their species on a whim
>As a whole, the girls of the Sabbath treat life like a big game
>Onii-chans who appreciate a wide variety of mamono traits are preferred, as are those willing to help in biomancy experiments

These are just some details from the top of my head.

>> No.23341144

Woulda thought she'd merge with a barometz. They're more goaty.

>> No.23341155

Could be interesting, but i agree that barometz makes more sense.

>> No.23341156

Is this a Darkest Dungeon mod?

>> No.23341164
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It even mentions in their bio that they're very strong

>Go out snowboarding
>While out, meet a Yeti
>She's decked out in snow pants and a snow jacket
>You ask her why she needs all that when she's a Yeti
>She says it's more about keeping clumps of snow out of her fur and having an extra layer of protection in case she wipes out
>Says the snow can still be nasty on your skin if you wipe out on it at high speed
>Become friends with her
>At the end of the day you head back
>She thanks you for the fun and wants to go with you again
>She takes off her gear
>She's shredded
>Abs all slick with sweat
>Legs that look like they could crush stone between them
>Arms that look like she could bench you
>"Y-You too" you mumble out, trying to maintain eye contact

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>> No.23341221
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Loli mom is best mom at being an actual mom.

>> No.23341229

Going to the range with your hellhound! Barbacuing afterward! Getting drunk under the stars after p'orcing out on brats and steaks! Getting violently raped by a drunk hellhound!

>> No.23341231

Liliraune is more visibly different, and appeals to my fetishes more.

>> No.23341252

I'd put the meat directly on her pussy to grill it

>> No.23341270

Sell one way summoning spells that bring lonely anons to equally lonely mgs

>> No.23341274

I offer to lick the sweat off her abs

>> No.23341288

>Reasons to have a waifu #182
She'll bring you back from the brink when you get fixated on some horrific nonsense because there is no rock-bottom in porn.

I mean, MGE in general is that for me, but my waifu especially.

>> No.23341303

wonder why MGE askblogs seem to be such a thing in russian community, and not so much in english? less SJW shit on their side of things?

>> No.23341308

>She'll bring you back from the brink when you get fixated on some horrific nonsense because there is no rock-bottom in porn.
I want my waifu to join me in that horrific, /d/egenerate nonsense

>> No.23341312

that rata is cute as FUCK, perfect proportions

>> No.23341322

Mmm, Yeti sweat is a true delicacy, one that any gourmand worth their weight in salt should keep on hand.

>> No.23341339 [SPOILER] 
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Embrace the Sabbath anon.

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day 5 of not cooming until the portals open

>> No.23341366

Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, remember to enjoy nice whether when it pops up this spring.
Plant girls especially need to enjoy it as winter finally ends.

>> No.23341378

Good night, anon.
>No tomboy monster girl to go on morning runs with during the spring and summer, and then watch cheesy action movies during the fall and winter

>> No.23341386

Hey, you can run during fall and winter if you bundle up enough.
You just need to watch out for excited little wendis that will follow you as you go.

>> No.23341403

Fetishes are one thing. You ever get some bizzare attachment to a particular work or girl from some fucked up, HARD femdom shit? Actually, I think I may have some kind of borderline porn addiction. Either way, pictures of the waifu help me calm down and focus on other things.

>> No.23341408

For >>23341308

>> No.23341460

All of the trails I use get too icy to use during the fall, and the old white-horn down the street gets mad if I don't stay indoors during the winter.

>> No.23341464

I know you meant the other guy, but
addiction is driven by the belief that you can't withstand whatever pain is in your life, without the whatever the 'drug' is to soothe or distract from it. Harder drugs provide the pain through their withdrawal symptoms.. but porn really doesn't have that. Find whatever is really bothering you in life and confront it, and you won't "need" the degenerate shit any more. Far better to pursue what and when you actually enjoy, instead of depending on it as an escape.

>> No.23341485

Sexy kitsune who have adorable cat subordinates are the best!

>> No.23341495

Youko vs Inari, which do you prefer and why?

>> No.23341497

I’m GOING TO call her a hag

>> No.23341503

What is your ideal bigamy/harem dynamic, anons? Do they try to compete for your love, or is there an established head wife? Do they each have their own "role," or is it unorganized?

>> No.23341530


Youko are only for people who want their dick to be regularly obliterated.

Inari are god tier wife and mother material. The patricians choice

>> No.23341533

I like the familiar/witch magical girl combo. It's pretty flexible in the bedroom.

>> No.23341537

Oh okay...lemme just pick up some actual god-damned hobbies and meet new people—and get a gf—during the coof.

Thanks for your concern. I just have this habit of getting fixated on a particular work now and again, and start compulsively going back to it repeatedly, to the point where after I get over it, I wince every time I see it while browsing for the next few months. Normally, a proper work shift lets me get my mind off things...but then corona happened...

In a way, my waifu encompasses my ideal relationship on multiple levels, not just sexual. So pictures of her help me focus on what my heart wants, and not just my penis.

>> No.23341539

Inari, no contest. And I say this as a Jinko and Hellhound man.

However.... if this was a martial artist Youko that was shredded with bulging abs, I would go with her.

>> No.23341548

>dragon claims anon as part of her hoard
>insists that she would NEVER mate with such a LOWLY HUMAN
>anon agrees that she should never do such a thing
how long would her frustration build before she snaps?

>> No.23341552

That wasn’t the one. It was the one called “The Necessity of Personal Vigilance” iirc.

>> No.23341581

Around halfway through the first coerced tail massage.

>> No.23341608
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Up to your interactions
Could just slowly rise until something snaps inside of her and then snu snu occurs, including
>Just "toying" with you
>Changing your role to something more personal, like snug pillow or tail worshipper
>Something something anime plot of how you are such a weakling and still got to overpower her with the dick or loses it when she sees you naked

>> No.23341636

What sabbath is she from?

>> No.23341638

What about Hellhound?

>> No.23341651

Be sincere, who here has attempted a ritual or something stupid to summon your waifu or go to her?

>> No.23341657

I used to leave the window open a crack. Back when I felt safer about succubi

Before the dark times...

>> No.23341660

Who is taller on average, Jinkos, Minotaurs or hellhounds?

>> No.23341669

>Before the dark times..
What dark times, anon?

>> No.23341682


before the gachimuchi tier alps found him

>> No.23341709

I had a very painful epiphany. I don't feel safe about succubi anymore. Even in MGE, with how lovely they are.

I never want to hear a girl talk about levels or energy drain. It's an unhealthy fetish and I'm ashamed of it.

>> No.23341717

Barring dry fish stuff it seems pretty fun.

>> No.23341730

>I had a very painful epiphany.

Share it with the anons.

>> No.23341793

I too once thought it was okay, so long as at the end there was a blurb about surviving...but then after a few too many doujins, I really got to thinking.

The thought of being drained of my ability to resist, and becoming so thoroughly dominated to the point where my existence is merely as a dispensary to them... really rustles my jimmies.

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I can see how a stout wizard, paladin, or battlecleric like yourself would be terrified of getting the SUCC anon. Honestly having all that hard work of leveling up getting sapped away is pretty spooky.

You just gotta go to the deserts where Succubi don't exist.

>> No.23341805

Bigamy: Dominant Waifu and her submissive maidservant. Waifu encourages me to use her Maid whenever I desire- and is probably dosing me with something to ensure I want extra 'relief' in the first place- but She demands personal service every night, too.
Harem Type 1: A more cooperative venture- either my Wives and I are all 'on the level', or they are all similarly dominant toward me.
Harem Type 2: The Captain's Special - all the girls are loyal, and cooperate when it matters, but they are definitely competitive about my attention and love. There is probably a significant Yandere presence in their number.
>Hellhound isn't visibly muscled in the profile
huh. How'd I miss that one?
There's a difference between superstition and the intentional application of ritual technology, Anon

>> No.23341845

You've got the right idea. Throwing everything away would be a waste. Especially when there's empires to build/conquer/overthrow.

>> No.23341863

I can definitely empathize with the 'fixation' thing- I used to get it really bad with music. I'd play whatever new piece that I caught a particularly good 'high' off of over and over again, until I'd 'squeezed all the juice out of it.' It's a dopamine-seeking thing.
A proper waifu is definitely more than just a sex object- and thus even porn of her can evoke more-than-pornographic feelings.

>> No.23341877

I envision the guy's legs clipping through the bed and thrashing wildly everywhere while this is happening, making that smacking noise from the source engine

>> No.23341884

Important contrast. Music doesn't bring shame. [Spoiler]Nor does it stain clothes. And it's not the song that's getting the juices squeezed out.

>> No.23341939

I've posted it before, but:

>Hierarchial structure
>Head wife and I are at the top
>Below us is "queen caste" - romantic wives within the harem, who share a room with head wife and I, and romantic interactions between the lot of us
>Below them is "courtesan caste" - "platonic" wives within the harem, who share a home with queen caste, head wife, and me; act as "friends with benefits", "private whores", "private sluts", and "mistresses" to myself and the queen caste
>Below them is the "servant caste" - wives who are wives in a monster sense and not in a human culture sense, servant workers for the higher castes and me, and "free use" sex slaves for us to use as we please; exclusively from servile species that would accept this lifestyle, such as Giant Ants; who may live in separate homes near or conjoined to the main home
>Servants or courtesans who bear me a child are brought in to live with the queen caste, head wife, and me until the child is of age to leave home

>> No.23341957

Finally, a true patrician

>> No.23341964

Competition among the queens and courtesans is encouraged - in part due to a few kinks, fetishes, and fantasies of mine, and in part to make sure if a courtesan desires to be more, or a queen isn't sure of her feelings, the castes are mutile enough to accommodate that dynamic. Servants are specifically chosen to want to serve and nothing more, but it is entirely possible for a servant to ascend above her caste.

>> No.23341972

Now THAT is an excellent elaboration of a complex harem arrangement under the conditions of Mamano nature. I'm going to steal/copy it.

>> No.23342105

wasn't that pharaoh sealed for preying on little boys?

>> No.23342113
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Gazer is very observant, so she knows how to treat you right.

>> No.23342133

Clearly, we need a new MGE Sorter for the 4 harem levels
Hmm. Wasn't there one posted in the last couple of months that let you make rank categories like that? Someone tell me they know what I'm talking about here

>> No.23342173

That's all fine and dandy for a king in his castle, but what about for a rolling stone like myself?

My wife is more than a perfect travelling companion, but I suppose I should keep a short list of places it's safe to crash for the night.

>> No.23342250

A caravan, of course! You and your head wife lead the caravan, with a group of close traveling companions (analogous to my queen caste), other members of your caravan (analogous to my courtesan caste), and workers at safehouses and the like - homes of yours staved by mamono loyal to you (analogous to my servant caste). And nobody's saying you all need to go on every adventure every time, either! Of course your head wife will always be by your side, but perhaps some of your other companions will simply be on transit to one of your homes?

The closest thing I could think of would be running Sorter four separate times, with each caste in mind, and using Tiermaker to mark the top girls for each.

>> No.23342255

Me, and a massive swarm of Khepri as my devoted servant-wives.

>> No.23342264

That's the site. Link, for the interested: https://tiermaker.com/create/monster-girl-encyclopedia-species--120459

>> No.23342327

I did the 73 and 74 pslime pics if you're interested, I'm on twitter and discord. My handle is attached to the picture in the corner.

>> No.23342334

Looks like a Peacock's tail

>> No.23342345

My mom raised Peacocks and they can be mean

>> No.23342355
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Birds tend to be assholes. It's because they're upset their ancestors were the dominant life-form for hundreds of millions of years and now they're just picking up crumbs from humans.

>> No.23342369

Birds existed at the same time as dinos at the end

>> No.23342372

Birds are dinosaurs.

>> No.23342380

Not him, but the pslime gallery only has 70 images?

>> No.23342396
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ehhh to a degree more like they share a closer common ancestor to "dinos"

>> No.23342399

Your image doesn't show they shared a common ancestor with dinosaurs, it shows they are dinosaurs.

>> No.23342400
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Well, here's a draft of my harem tierlist. I spent an hour on this sillyness, my goodness.
On the incompatible/Special Case category: Unicorn for obvious reasons; than a couple of yandere monopolists; The Echidna and dragon family, I think would not be very happy in a harem; I see Kiki as a Mono or Bigamous mamano at most, pursuing a more intimate relationship with her Master; and Queen Slime.. well. She's already all the harem you'll ever need.

>> No.23342405

>fucking watermark
dammit, how did I not notice that. Oh well. We all know you're there, Bicorn.

>> No.23342410

You're one hell of a powerslut, going after Lilims, Demons, Pharaohs, Apophises, Ice Queens and Wights.

>> No.23342414

Almost all of those are comm'd by one guy too

>> No.23342426

I selected Head Wife candidates largely by their propensity to instigate or be able to support a harem- to be clear, there would only be One head wife. She would just, most likely, be one of those.
but yes I am, for sure, a powerslut

>> No.23342430

I know, because I am the one that commissioned them. Also I found the images being referred to.

>> No.23342447

ebin twist

>> No.23342451

>Inari are god tier wife and mother material. The patricians choice.

How about as momster material?

>> No.23342457

Why would Wurm be incompatible with a harem?

>> No.23342465

Imagine portals open tomorrow. There are many momster fans here. How would MGs react seeing fully adult men asking them to become not only their wife, but their mother?

>> No.23342467
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Here's my draft.

>> No.23342488
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>How would MGs react

>> No.23342494

>Queen Caste
Nah, rata and oomukade are more courtesan. Devil is more worker.

>Black harpy
>Courtesan Caste
Nah, they're cheap whores. Sex slave would be more appropriate

I'd also argue that tentacle would be the true head-wife, but other than that, it seems spot on

>> No.23342498

I am at odds because I love the concept of momster waifu, but my waifu is a Wurm. Low intelligence seems a very bad match with momsters.

>> No.23342501

Dragonia confirms that wurms are litterally top tier momsters.

>> No.23342502

>he claims to like Wurms
>doesn't know anything about them
They're filled with motherly love

>> No.23342515

Is Dragonia canon?

>> No.23342520

I refer you to>>23342488

>> No.23342538
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I demand fit yetis

>> No.23342565
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I want a jabberwock so degenerate that all the stuff you find on /d/ is considered "vanilla" to her

>> No.23342601

Jamming a Vorpal Blade in her pussy, if you know what I mean.

>> No.23342753

So a normal Jabberwock?

>> No.23342798

>>Can't we hold hands in public?
You're thinking of Ocelomeh. Hellhound would agree, even if she'd rather have her hand on your ass instead.

>> No.23342815

really let that big pussy's pussy have it when you get home for not letting you hold her hand in public

>> No.23342825

>I'm a vegan
I bet she would go "Well I'm not, so whip out that meat of yours!"

>> No.23342833
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i'd make so many monsters wear this

>> No.23342895
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>when she calls you a good boy
How to instantly mindbreak me

>> No.23342913

It is a monster's greatest weapon.

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>when a canine girl calls you a good boy
It's like the ultimate reversal.

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I just re-read the farming arcs of both Vinland Saga and Vagabond this week and have decided to retire from a life of adventure to till the soil.

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It's a noble profession.

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>> No.23343323

What gaem is this from?

>> No.23343359

which monster would let you inspect her with a speculum?

>> No.23343360

Throw in head pats and belly rubs from her, too!

>> No.23343371

>big dog scratching your head
good times

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>> No.23343393

A headpat ouroboros between yourself and a big kobole would be really cute too. Imagine how much her tail would wag from giving and getting headpats at the same time.

>> No.23343521

I have a thing for big, often muscluar confident femme fatale walking sex type monsters being cute and acting out of their character.

>> No.23343588

I always think of demons when I think of that idea. Her just doing her lascivious seduction routine, but when her husband offers her a teddy bear or similar gift in the middle of it her switch flips instantly to being adorably doting and mushy.

>> No.23343679

Imagine a Demon with a puppy.

>> No.23343708
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Imagine a catgirl with a cat!

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You wonderful bastard!

>> No.23343840

i'd rather a catgirl filled with small catgirls

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>> No.23343891
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The idea of making a big, tough monster getting lovey-dovey with you because she thinks you're so adorable is really appealing.
>Did she just call this guy "cutie pie"?

>> No.23343933

Holy FUCK why did I take so long to get into pizza quest

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>> No.23343986
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Good on you, keep at it!

>> No.23344112
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I want to fill a big catgirl with small catgirls.

>> No.23344138

I want to plow her fields

>> No.23344293

Jinko-san is THICK

>> No.23344307
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this but slightly smaller cat

>> No.23344511

pelvic curtains are should be mandatory for every single tribe

>> No.23344528

I want to make that slightly smaller cat a much bigger cat!

>> No.23344637
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>"Human, what is this game? What is the point?"
"The point is to relax and have fun together."
>"That's stupid."
"Then should we stop?"

>> No.23344663

What game would Gazer-chan enjoy the most?
I'm not sure why, but I'm thinking Quake.

>> No.23344696

i want to smell it

>> No.23344711

>Quake fangirl Gazer
>Labels container of raging mushrooms "Quad Damage"

>> No.23344740
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Gazer is scary.

Sabbath Gazer is probably terrifying though.

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She has eclectic tastes. She won't admit it, but she enjoys playing games with others the most of all.

>> No.23344756

loli gazer giving a gooey footjob

>> No.23344784
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The unnerving glare means she likes you. Only a look of disgust is concerning.

Don't wory about her talk of destruction and domination. She's actually very nice. Just a bit chuuni. A lot chuuni. She's very powerful. Don't make her angry, especially if she looks at you with disgust.

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>"You're really enjoying this, aren't you?"
>"You louse."
>"As punishment, we're going to have fun like this until I'm satisfied."

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>Anon Announcer always appears behind her when she findsa new breed of cat, announcing what type it is while holding up a short video of said cat

Reminder that Cheshires are probably Ragdolls.

>> No.23344889

If they are, then they'll go limp when you actually grab them.

>> No.23344906

Also they'd be huge

>> No.23344923

Livin in a movie

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I can see this anon embarrassing the shit out of his cat kids.

>> No.23344959

>They are large and muscular semi-longhair cats with a soft and silky coat.

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