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2332880 No.2332880 [Reply] [Original]

If you had a catgirl would you just pet her all day? I know I would. Our bond wouldn't even be sexual

>> No.2332885

maid

>> No.2332886

I'd make her wear glasses.

>> No.2332890

>Our bond wouldn't even be sexual
Try saying that after you get a catgirl

>> No.2332884

I'd make her my maid.

>> No.2332900

I would spend my next paycheck on frilly dresses and make her wear them.

>> No.2332903

>>2332880
You couldn't resist her when she gets into heat.

>> No.2332914

>>2332903

Highly overrated. Who wants to handle an over-affectionate catgirl? I would rapidly tire of her needs after the first day.

>> No.2332924
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2332924

SUDDENLY

>> No.2332927

>>2332914
Have you ever owned a cat? She would literally sleep on furniture or your lap most of the day. You probably wouldn't see her most of the time if she doesn't opt for the latter.

>> No.2332932

>>2332927

My cat usually just ignores me. She is only affectionate when she is hungry or wants something...

>> No.2332968

>>2332932
you see, this is why cats are so superior to dogs. you can never conquer her heart, no matter how hard you try :3

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>> No.2332986

>>2332932

You are lucky your cat shows affection. Mine just bats or scratches me until I bring her food.

>> No.2332994

Cats have fleas and are a pain to bathe

so no

>> No.2333001

>>2332986

I envy. damn it. in my whole life, all my cats died of starvation. they won't eat anything I give to them.

>> No.2333011

My dog is the only girl who truly loves me for who I am. We play together all the time and I can hug her and tell her she's a good dog while she wags her tail, delighted to be in my presence.
Shit is so cash.

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2333015

catgirl blowjobs

>> No.2333016

>Our bond wouldn't even be sexual

grow a penis sir

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>>2333015

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>>2333011

>> No.2333029

>>2333015
dem barbs

>> No.2333039

>>2333001
Stop putting it on your penis and maybe they won't be suspicious of you.

>> No.2333047

>>2333015
if you think thats bad, catbros have spikes on their dicks

>> No.2333053

>>2333039

actually, I tried putting it on my penis for my last tried.
it failed too, and later i found that all my cats was a lesbian.

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>>2333028

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