In a shocking turn of events, Meido - Thread Sweeper Superior of the People's Republic on the Jay - has responded to the ongoing COOFER Crisis by issuing a kill-on-sight order to any crossboarders suspected of carrying the plague. Millions of thousands have already been rounded up and put on an expedited trials on dubious charges of being debased, misquoting, or making threads about Tea.
A few moments ago he commented on the unprecedented prescription from his Hotpocket Hideout:
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>While some may find this detestable, this is the only way to make sure to contain the shitp- the infection.
>In my humble opinion, I believe this order doesn't go far enough! I've already tried to reach out to Tennou Hiroyuki to secure rangebans against anyone sharing the same IP as a infected, an necessary evil in this 音MAD world. He hasn't responded for the past two hours, but I am certain we will be of mutual understanding.
>This disease manifests itself in several ways: coughing, spamming, talking about things other than Idols or Touhou, or professing opinions that are simply wrong. If you see or even suspect any of these symptoms, please report immediately.
He declined to comment on the measures being taken against the decade-long pandemic of Autism, long suspected to have originated from a nocturnal bat endemic to the board.