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NO TIME TO PREPARE, RUN!

>> No.23314461

>>23314434
OH FUCK

>> No.23314476
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it's time, /jp/, this is the hikkineet uprising we've been waiting for

see you on the other side

>> No.23314499
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>>23314434
jp is safe the coof chasers dont even know this board exists

>> No.23314556

Somebody is killing the coofers. One of them disappeared right in front of me, and then a reply vanished too.

>> No.23314557 [DELETED] 

>>23314550
Gimme your NEET virus

>> No.23314561 [DELETED] 

>>23314552
>>23314550
NOOOOOO
GET BACK
GET OUT
I WAS SUPPOSED TO BE SAFE HERE
AAAAAAAAAA

>> No.23314570
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>>23314556
I wouldn't expect to be held off for long, but it is funny no less.

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>>23314499
>>23314550
>>23314552
nooo

>> No.23314573

The fuck is this?

>> No.23314577
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23314577

please no

>> No.23314582

You guys are safe right
I'll sell 2 rolls of single ply TP for one months rent

>> No.23314595

feels good to be immune

>> No.23314605 [DELETED] 

>>23314583
Mods get him

>> No.23314618

>>23314605
Don't quote them.

>> No.23314619
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23314619

>the only people who get the chinkvirus are those who misuse the quote function

>> No.23314624

>>23314434
i only browse jaypee from my phone so ill be fine

>> No.23314642

>>23314633
Problem?

>> No.23314653
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>>23314619
>who are you quoting?

>> No.23314671
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And stay away, ya filthy animals!

>> No.23314678

8

>> No.23314716
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>>23314434
Nazrin will protect me!

>> No.23314730

2

>> No.23314750

He's not cured, he's just asymptomatic. Keep a healthy distance.

>> No.23314801

Keep up the good work!

>> No.23314814
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23314814

Our meido is keeping this place VERY clean.

>> No.23314833
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23314833

What a shit, predictable, and boring april fools.

>> No.23314846
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am i okay?

>> No.23314868

COOOOOF

>> No.23314877

AM I OK

>> No.23314892
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>>23314880
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.23314896

>>23314865
There was a nonzero chance that it would've been a nothingburger when they started writing it up. Hindsight is 20/20.

>> No.23314938

>>23314924
It too late anon, let go into the beyond together

>> No.23314977
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>>23314814
If this isn't automated, there's going to be a LOT of work once other boards catch wind of this.
It's already starting

>> No.23314985

>>23314977
It's easy to automate if you have a bot to comb over posts every now and then.

>> No.23314986
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Stay indoor and eat healthy, we are going to make it anon, just keep hanging on.

>> No.23315019
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Just sleep it off, nothing a nap can't fix

>> No.23315027

Remember to report all infected posts to make our meido's job easier!

>> No.23315033

Don't worry bros, enough of us will be immune to inherit the board. This is our moment. Board infection is minimal, not great not terrible.

>> No.23315035
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>>23315023
What have you done anon? now you will get sick

>> No.23315048

TASUKETE EIRIN

>> No.23315055
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Reminder that Nazrin is not sick! All those other mice who got swept away were not her!

>> No.23315068
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23315068

Have anybody called a doctor? we need medical help

>> No.23315094

>>23315068
doc, shes worthless

>> No.23315111

I DON'T KNOW WHICH BOARD I SHOULD QUARANTINE MYSELF IN

>> No.23315123
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23315123

The worst have yet to come anon, keep fighting, we can win this war.

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>>23315111
Nowhere is safe, but we will survive this, we are not drying

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23315164

My armor will protect me and I will protect those I love

>> No.23315186

Sickness must be purged.

>> No.23315189

>>23315181
WOAHHHHHHH

>> No.23315202 [DELETED] 

>>23315181
You cannot break my immunity, nor my virginity.

>> No.23315210

>>23315186
>>23315189
>>23315201
>>23315202
It cannot be helped.

>> No.23315212

>>23315181
RAYMOO SAVE ME

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>>23315181
I give up. Just take me already.

>> No.23315224

Meido has fallen!

>> No.23315227 [DELETED] 

>>23315181
>>23315189
>>23315195
>>23315201
>>23315207
>>23315210
>>23315212
>>23315213
give me the green, bros

>> No.23315255
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>>23315224
Meido is sanitizing with RUTHLESS efficiency.

>> No.23315261

>>23315247
>>23315239
>>23315235
>>23315233
>>23315228
>>23315227
>>23315223
>>23315213
>>23315212
COUGH COOF woah man I got your cold...

>> No.23315268
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23315268

I only want to share some love with you, Anon
Come closer

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>>23315268
Sure you look nice

>> No.23315283

Yikes!

>> No.23315290

>>23315280
You can't infect me. My immunity is unbreakable.

>> No.23315300

god. just fucking kill me already.

>> No.23315313 [DELETED] 

>>23315302
You're sick go away!

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>>23315311
You aren't the first to cough on me. It'll never work for you anon, I shine like a beacon of health.

>> No.23315354 [DELETED] 
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In a shocking turn of events, Meido - Thread Sweeper Superior of the People's Republic on the Jay - has responded to the ongoing COOFER Crisis by issuing a kill-on-sight order to any crossboarders suspected of carrying the plague. Millions of thousands have already been rounded up and put on an expedited trials on dubious charges of being debased, misquoting, or making threads about Tea.

A few moments ago he commented on the unprecedented prescription from his Hotpocket Hideout:
>>114514
>While some may find this detestable, this is the only way to make sure to contain the shitp- the infection.
>In my humble opinion, I believe this order doesn't go far enough! I've already tried to reach out to Tennou Hiroyuki to secure rangebans against anyone sharing the same IP as a infected, an necessary evil in this 音MAD world. He hasn't responded for the past two hours, but I am certain we will be of mutual understanding.
>This disease manifests itself in several ways: coughing, spamming, talking about things other than Idols or Touhou, or professing opinions that are simply wrong. If you see or even suspect any of these symptoms, please report immediately.

He declined to comment on the measures being taken against the decade-long pandemic of Autism, long suspected to have originated from a nocturnal bat endemic to the board.

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h-hayai!

>> No.23315364

Why contain it?

>> No.23315368
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23315368

In a shocking turn of events, Meido - Thread Sweeper Superior of the People's Republic on the Jay - has responded to the ongoing COOFER Crisis by issuing a kill-on-sight order to any crossboarders suspected of carrying the plague. Millions of thousands have already been rounded up and put on an expedited trials on dubious charges of being debased, misquoting, or making threads about Tea.

A few moments ago he commented on the unprecedented prescription from his Hotpocket Hideout:
>>114514
>While some may find this detestable, this is the only way to make sure to contain the shitp- the infection.
>In my humble opinion, I believe this order doesn't go far enough! I've already tried to reach out to Tennou Hiroyuki to secure rangebans against anyone sharing the same IP as a infected, an necessary evil in this 音MAD world. He hasn't responded for the past two hours, but I am certain we will be of mutual understanding.
>This disease manifests itself in several ways: coughing, spamming, talking about things other than Idols or Touhou, or professing opinions that are simply wrong. If you see or even suspect any of these symptoms, please report immediately.

He declined to comment on the measures being taken against the decade-long pandemic of Autism, long suspected to have originated from a nocturnal bat endemic to the board.

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23315382

Repeat after me.
"There are no infected in /jp/."

>> No.23315389

>>23315382
There are no infected in /jp/.

>> No.23315406

>>23315382
>who am I quoting

>> No.23315407

>>23315382
There are no infected in /jp/.

>> No.23315411

>>23315382
There are no infected in /jp/.

>> No.23315417

>>23315382
/jp/ is infected with the NEET "disease", everyone is already protected.

>> No.23315423

>>23315382
Hahahaha

>> No.23315430

>>23315382
There are *cough* no infected in /jp/.

>> No.23315437

Wait a second, infections on /jp/ means there's a crossboarder among us

>> No.23315442

>>23315398
Get him!

>> No.23315462 [DELETED] 

>>23315453
>>23315455
Oh no!

>> No.23315472 [DELETED] 

>>23315453
That's exactly what a crossboarder would say...

>> No.23315487

Virus infection is pure fake news. I had intentionally exposed myself to coffs in /a/ and never gotten any virus at all.

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MEIDO PROTECT US DAMMIT I THOUGH I WAS SAFE AT HOME. WHY DOES HIRO EVEN PAY YOU.

>> No.23315510
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>>23315453
>>23315449
Wtf, what happened to your posts guys?

>> No.23315514

>>23315503
Gay.

>> No.23315517

GANBATTE MEIDO!

>> No.23315518

Augh! I'm healthy, but Meido shot me anyway! She's getting out of control!

>> No.23315525
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Save me Mokou-tan!

>> No.23315537

dont fucking coof on me

>> No.23315551

>>23315525
That flame looks like a vagina

>> No.23315570
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>>23315368
Meido has also advised that jaypees practice "Shelter at Home" policies to limit the spread, before admitting this was like telling a fish to swim.

>> No.23315571
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KILL ALL THE INFECTED

>> No.23315592

I AINT GETTING INFECTED NO SIR NO SIR

>> No.23315604

>>23315593
OH NO, SANAE IS INFECTED

>> No.23315612

STOP

>> No.23315616

>>23315603
Thanks.

>> No.23315626

>>23315621
looks like janny lol

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>>23314577

>> No.23315647

>>23315593
I can't believe Sanae is fucking dead!

>> No.23315662

Looks like meido-san could not keep up.
Unfortunate, I was sincerely loving it

>> No.23315672

I bet meido is infected too.

>> No.23315680

so, do you think by tomorrow that someone won't be green?

>> No.23315735

>>23315708
I'm gonna turn black and blue before I turn green!

>> No.23315765

Everything is fine as long as you don't reply to a infected poster!

>> No.23315796
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23315796

Suck my dick posters above me!

>> No.23315817

I'm invincible!

>> No.23315837

And the meek shall inherit the earth

>> No.23315858 [DELETED] 

go away gaijin

>> No.23315866
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23315866

Just don't reply to sick posters
Like >23315692 this

>> No.23315874

If being replied to was a vector, I'd definitely be infected by now.

>> No.23315893

^
wrong

>> No.23315903

>>23314434
No need to worry. /jp/ it the safest board in 4chan. We all kown anons here won't go to those infested board.

>> No.23315912
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23315912

hide infected posts
report infected posts
do not respond to the infected
stay isolated, /jp/!

>> No.23315928

>23315886
>it spreads when sick posters reply to you
The other way around
>23315926
Who are you quoting?

>> No.23315997

It can't follow me through a portal, right? That's still an option, right?

>> No.23316002

>23315986
Nope, sorry, I'm immune ^^

>> No.23316057

>>23315912
What if the infected respond to you?

>> No.23316060

How many cases so far?

>> No.23316066

>>23315382
There are no infected in /jp/.

>> No.23316082

>>23315593
Ah, yes. Her coochie is glowing from all of those STDs known and unknown to man, of course.
Good thing I weared a condom suit when I did her, haha.

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can't infect da maids

>> No.23316118

>>23316105

I want to ____ the maids.

>> No.23316122

>23316091
You really don't get it do you?

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>>23316060
Hmm

>> No.23316177
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everybody knows BLUE is the STRONGEST color

>> No.23316219
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>>23316196
wow Dai-chan you're actually quite clever

>> No.23316272

Please coof elsewhere.

>> No.23316285
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>>23316266

>> No.23316525

Save me.

>> No.23316550

How is /jp/ infected when no one gets outside?

>> No.23316561

I remain clean. It's very simple.

>> No.23316588

our infection level is minimal. This has to be a hoax. I dont know anyone thats infected so it must not be true

>> No.23316592

Just wash your hands.

>> No.23316596
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Stay safe! Use soap when washing hands.

>> No.23316609

please tell me I don't have the corona.

>> No.23316610

>>23315382
There are no infected in /jp/

>> No.23316619
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Imagine dying to the flue.

>> No.23316716
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>> No.23316745

>>23316627
>>23316563
you get infection by crossboarding too

>> No.23316788

>>23315866
Two hours later, still healthy.

>> No.23316799
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>23316755
baka

>> No.23316859

why do infected try so hard to get (You)s

>> No.23316868

I don't want to get infected so I'm not going to get to go there I guess.

>> No.23317110
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23317110

>>23317091
No, you got it right the first time.

>> No.23317154 [DELETED] 

sayuranger no you're infected too now

>> No.23317159 [DELETED] 

>>23317146
>They literally have the song Influenza
How did that not clue you in?

>> No.23317217

fucking crossboarding scum. GET OUT OF /jp/!

>> No.23317341
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23317341

Tourists please gtfo

>> No.23319121

I’m coughing my lung out irl while staying immune here. I wish it’s the the other way around.

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>> No.23320775

>>23319165
Please stop.

>> No.23320777

test

>> No.23320839

>>23320782
I am reporting you to the police then for trying to commit murder.

>> No.23320926

>>23315382
There are no infected in /jp/

>> No.23320954

Spread the news!
The Virus is a Lunarian Bioweapon! Do not fall victim to it!
>>23317064
>>23317148
>>23317202
The Virus is a Lunarian Bioweapon! Do not fall victim to it!

>> No.23321826

>>23320954
Those Lunarians, I say we should rape them! Nothing can beat the cock!

>> No.23322022

/jp/ a shit

>> No.23322158

Nice try faggot. You’re a shit. Not /jp/

>> No.23322791

>>23320954
goddamnit

>> No.23322806

test

>> No.23323142

Is it over?

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