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2330805 No.2330805 [Reply] [Original]

Six months ago one of my buddies applied for a foreign exchange program to Japan. He got a letter back a few weeks later asking for an interview. Blahblah, they accepted him and stuck him in with a host family in Yokohama.

He would ring me every couple of days and brag to me how awesome the country was. He'd also keep telling me that he thought he was in love with his host mom and that she kept giving off signs to him. I just laughed it off thinking he was messing around, 'she's a married woman, he wouldn't stand a chance anyway' i'd think to myself.

I got a call at around 3AM this morning. It was my friend, he was crying like a bitch. He explained to me that he tried to 'eat out' his host mom while she was sleeping and she woke up, greeting him with a fist to the face. Her husband and kids came back home 20 minutes later and found out what he'd done and he got the living shit kicked out of him. He got put in an ambulance and is being sent home as soon as he gets out of hospital in a few days. I have no idea what he's going to get charged for once he gets back, but it can't be good.

Yeah, I just thought i'd share this with you. Moral of the story: don't try to fuck your host mother.

tl;dr: my friend tried to get on top of the wife of a man kind enough to offer his stupid gaijin ass a home to stay in while he was in japan and got what he deserved

ran unrelated

>> No.2330829

lol
>don't try to rape your host mother.

>> No.2330830
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2330830

Amazing..

>> No.2330838

I can't help but think of the posters here who think their own mothers/sisters are "giving off signs" when I read this.

>> No.2330840

that's incredibly cringeworthy

incredibly

also, polite sage for /r9k/

>> No.2330845 [DELETED] 

>>2330838
well, the posters should remember what it means to rape someone.

They gotta have mutual incest.

>> No.2330844

>>2330830
Hows the urine control problem going?

>> No.2330848

I think the fact that he got his ass beat by an asian man says alot about him. How old are the 'kids'? Was it just the husband who beat him up bad enough for an ambulance to be needed?

>> No.2330849

He sounds like a fucking idiot who deserves what's coming to him.

SHE'S GIVING OFF SIGNS DERP HERP LETS DO SEXUAL THINGS TO HER WHILE SHE'S SLEEPING.

Sounds like it was only a matter of time before something like this happened to him anyways.

>> No.2330850

>>2330838
well, the posters should remember what it means to rape someone.

They gotta have consensual incest.

>> No.2330854

>>2330805
Btw I notices a flaw in your story. Japanese people arent so violent she'd just call the police and thats it.

>> No.2330869

>>2330854
( ﾟ_」ﾟ)

>> No.2330873
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2330873

This girl in the picture is giving me a sign, i don know what she wants... Could someone explain.

>> No.2330880

Ran is never unrelated, faggot.

>> No.2330882

he got a taste of japanese vagina

it was worth it

>> No.2330883

>>2330854
You're saying that if you saw a some Japanese kid eating out your wife you wouldn't rough them up?

>> No.2330891

>>2330883
>Japanese kid eating out your wife

This is almost as good as the bird.

>> No.2330897

>>2330891
ehehe

>> No.2330893

>>2330883
bad question
most of the morons here would run for their camera
and take a picture

>> No.2330904

>>2330854

Most people are violent when they find unexpected people sexing them in the middle of the night.

>> No.2330916

>>2330891
Okay, I laughed.

>>2330893
I guess you're right

>>2330844
Why even bring that up?

>> No.2330922

>>2330882
Vagina tastes like tuna and beef. No, it wasn't.

I don't even want to imagine what an elder asian woman's vagina tastes like.

>> No.2330930

story would have been better if she woke up and he had his dick in her ass instead of tongue in vagoo

she wouldn't have resisted with cock in butt

>> No.2330940

>>2330805
He should sue them for assault, free monnays. Tell him to claim that he was changing her pantsu because she'd peed herself. As you do.

>> No.2330949

>>2330805
They should imprison that woman for hitting your friend.

>> No.2330954

>>2330940
Even if he did find a viable excuse and make it out to be a huge misunderstanding on his host mom's part, the courts wouldn't believe some faggot weeaboo over the family kind enough to host him.

>> No.2330961

>>2330805
Your friends "host" mom was sleeping at like 7? nice try troll.

>> No.2330967

Your friend is going to be on the front page of sankakucomplex

>> No.2331006

>>2330961
i'm not op, but that would be assuming it took him a whole 8 hours to get from eating out his host mom to ending up in hospital and crying like a little girl to his friend on the phone

>> No.2331009

In before troll OP

>> No.2331388

lol?

>> No.2331388,1 [INTERNAL] 

uhhhh

>> No.2331388,2 [INTERNAL] 

>>2331009
No way, that story is 100% genuine.

>> No.2331388,3 [INTERNAL] 

>>2331388,2
Well yeah, there might have been some turth but it was probably exagerated for the sake of story telling.

>> No.2331388,4 [INTERNAL] 

>>2331388,3
I thought this was hilarious the first time I read it, and it was still pretty good the second time around. Thanks for the bump~

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