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>> No.23307843
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Get back here and marry me before I pound your face in you lil shit

>> No.23307848
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Kiss the buffies

>> No.23307972
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At any rate, feral cows.

>> No.23307990

That one doesn't look very feral to me but I'm gonna lasso her anyway.

>> No.23308000

i'd prefer to kiss a meaty tail

>> No.23308066

Of course she's feral! Look at that underwear. She's a beast!

>> No.23308069
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You could do both.

>> No.23308084

Then I'll rut her like one and bring her back to my farm!

>> No.23308092

Fit lizard girls are the best.
For fighting, fucking and loving.

>> No.23308098

this is true

>> No.23308107
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Gooey love

>> No.23308118
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gooey wife

>> No.23308161

How would one massage a slime?

>> No.23308184

Apply a binding agent to make her more solid.

>> No.23308188

Instructions unclear, I think she's just staying in the ropes to humor me.

>> No.23308197
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That's not what a binding agent means! Kids these days don't know nothing!

>> No.23308266

>Fit lizard girls are the best.
What about lizard wizards

>> No.23308290

There's a fairly talented MG RP'er you-know-where, so I've been perusing the archives like the degenerate coomer I know I am.

So how's everyone else?

>> No.23308302

Fuck off

>> No.23308337

Muscle wizards.

>> No.23308354

This lewd, dangerous Yeti looks like she wants to lock me in her cabin

>> No.23308357
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I need a succi girl so I can lick her tail like a lollipop

>> No.23308362

What? On /trash/? /ntr/?
I honestly don'tr know what you're referring to and I don't know if I care to find out.

>> No.23308367

I'm gonna do this until she's a in a pool of her own juices.

>> No.23308426

That's the only thread I seen monster girl stuff like that in while scouring the archives for missing drawthread content.

>> No.23308471

I want to play that ass like bongos

>> No.23308593
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Stretchy anime meat really is the best

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>> No.23308623

I want to do this to a bunch of alps until they are begging for a good dicking.

>> No.23308646

Bully alps until they leave you alone. Or just sic a large pack of wild feral muscled Hellhounds at them and they won't be bothering you for a while. Of course this method can backfire horribly if the Hellhounds go after YOU instead. Getting teased by Alps AND fucked by Hellhounds, truly a terrible fate.

>> No.23308706

But I don't want the alps to leave me alone. I want to knock them up with my daughters while being smug.

>> No.23308814

Well then too bad, those Alps are just gonna laugh at you for summoning feral Hellhounds in heat.

>> No.23308857

But I don't even like Hellhounds. Why would anyone summon them?

>> No.23308939

Do you think Dormice are sensitive about how their fluffy tail has so much less mofu that other fluffy tailed monsters?

>> No.23309015
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Full of protein and nutrients

>> No.23309027

They're too sleepy to care. They just want someone to cuddle with in bed

>> No.23309088

If he touches that it's like saying yes to marriage

I'd pet and feed this wolfu

>> No.23309096

So, the current poll option in the lead is
>Man running monster girl orphanage has a girl come back to adopt him
What kind of monstergirl should it be? I had someone suggest Troll.

>> No.23309155

>Grilled Cheese is still hanging in there

>> No.23309165
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Troll is good.

>> No.23309171

Troll sounds like a good choice for me. I think Titania or Echidna could fit too.

>> No.23309185
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>"Do what I did when I was dating your father, leave a juicy, succulent stretchy meat on his doorstep, ring the doorbell, and run away! He'll know who it's from"
>Are you sure this works mom? Awa...

>> No.23309198

Wendis these days don't even hunt their mate meat, they just order it and have it delivered!

>> No.23309228
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Honestly, if you're trying to lure a sleep mouse, don't bother with cheese bait. Change your methods. Just go up to one while she's sleeping, carry her home, and cuddle her in bed until you get the urge to fuck her. Then fuck her hard, even if she's asleep. She'll enjoy it.

>> No.23309244

They would go to the diner for a date if they could

>> No.23309258
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>search booru for monster_girl cheek_kiss
>only one result with a guy

>> No.23309281

Echidna Is the only right answer.

>> No.23309299

What about luring a Succubus?

>> No.23309308

Just yank her tail

>> No.23309327

But how does a succubus respond to a grilled cheese?

>> No.23309335


>> No.23309355
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First day of the month. It's rabbit rabbit time

>> No.23309363

You're early Miss Rabbit!

>> No.23309370


she's an australian rabbit

>> No.23309400
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>> No.23309404

maledom is cringe

>> No.23309442

How would Sam Porter Bridges handle delivering meat lovers pizza in a region with Wendis?

>> No.23309459

Literally who?

>> No.23309467

>Porter Bridges
A little on the nose don’t you think?

>> No.23309468

Can even the rapey-est of monsters comfort you or give you space during your darkest hours?

>> No.23309476

Norman Reedus in the remake of Postman

>> No.23309488
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Rapehounds are weak to attacks from behind.

>> No.23309508 [SPOILER] 
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Okay, okay, what if...Amazonian Dorf.

>> No.23309513

Those are called pygmies

>> No.23309528

I will not have them in a house, I will not have them with a mouse. I will not have them in a box, I will not have them with a fox. I will not have them here or there, I will not have them anywhere!

>> No.23309540

My wife hates pitiful scenes, so she would feel not only obligated, but motivated to help.

>> No.23309548
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>Comparing dorfs to something like Pygmies

>> No.23309592

What is the best species for getting mindbroken by?

>> No.23309595


>> No.23309616

lamia tongue

>> No.23309705
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My lord! Shall I pursue Lu Bu?

>> No.23309707

New comm of my wife!

>> No.23309725


>> No.23309749

>things a Hellhound would never say
The way the damn mutts act you'd think humans were made out of popsicle sticks and paper mache.

>> No.23309767

I personally like the subtle mofu.

>> No.23309780


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It's more of a recalibration, though

>> No.23309822

>Tail curling
Very nice. Nice to see someone take a high orc as their wife

>> No.23309831

Imagine Hellhound's shock when she finds out her son wants to become a boxer.

>> No.23309859


>> No.23309864

>I wanna be a police officer!
>Just like you, Mom!

>> No.23309886

Thanks! The tail curling is one of my favorite parts of the comm!

>> No.23309938

I bet she would be proud of him.

>> No.23309943

Amazon is top tier. Nice image horcfag!

>> No.23309950

The tears of pride and worry extinguished her eye flames for a while that day

>> No.23309961

until she find him working at a warehouse.

>> No.23309971

The maternal instincts is far stronger than the monster instincts

>> No.23309983

>maternal instincts
What does that even mean?

>> No.23310008

Maternal instinct, also known as Amaternal bondis therelationshipbetween amotherand her child. While typically associated withpregnancyandchildbirth, a maternal bond may also develop in cases where the child is unrelated, such as anadoption.

Both physical and emotional factors influence the mother-childbondingprocess. Inseparation anxiety disordera child becomes fearful and nervous when away from a loved one, usually a parent or other caregiver. New mothers do not always experience instant love toward their child. Instead, the bond can strengthen over time. Bonds can take hours, days, weeks, or months to develop.
This bond is observed across numerous species

>> No.23310035
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>Don't you EVER let me catch you using that kind of language in this house again.

>> No.23310065

B-but I just want to grow up to be as big and strong as you!

>> No.23310089

then you need a traning montage.

>> No.23310096
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Man's place is in the kitchen and the bedroom.

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>And that's a fine goal. But there are ways to do that without senselessly putting yourself in a danger that wouldn't phase a monster.
>It's for your own good and the good of everyone who cares about you.

>> No.23310123

Whatever mom! I'm joining the army then!

>> No.23310160

>son bursts out of the house in tears
>Hellhound mom figures he's just having a phase and will be back in time for supper
>supper time comes
>he's still not home yet
>like a flick of the switch, she bursts out of the house tracking his scent
>tearing up the small town in the process
>finds him in the Armed Forces Career Center

>> No.23310194

Serves her right for trying to smother her son.

>> No.23310212

He'd definitely be the shy boy in bootcamp. All the other boys raised by more supportive and caring momsters would be far more outgoing

>> No.23310222

How would a bunch of momsters and oneesans react to their sons and brothers all being in a Fight Club?

>> No.23310268


>> No.23310281
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Monstergirls with large horns

>> No.23310294

>horns damaged by door frame
All size and no substance

>> No.23310310

what happens if i feed a slime some sugar?

>> No.23310360

Bond? I've never seen a mother see her son as anything more than a tool or a doll.

>> No.23310374

You don't need to project your terrible family onto everything else anon.

>> No.23310392

Not just mine. All my friends experienced the same. All my mother's friends treated their sons the same. Teachers, distant relatives, all the same.

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Unfortunate, since I and most of my friends would not say the same.

>> No.23310417

Strange. Maybe it's just a phenomenon of where I'd lived most of my life.

>> No.23310422

Sorry your life sucks bro

>> No.23310455

Doesn't suck so much any more.

>> No.23310459

That's a huge girl

>> No.23310462

That means she's got huge tits.

>> No.23310477

It becomes a crazy slime!

>> No.23310492

>werewolf can't relax without your scent
>she has to huff your clothes when you aren't around

>> No.23310568
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Smug bunyips!

>> No.23310582
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>> No.23310583

I desire a kingdom of bug girls.

>> No.23310588
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>> No.23310602

Grope and milk!

Grope and milk her huge tits!

>> No.23310640

To elaborate, my harem would be expansive, and have multiple castes - all girls in my harem would be nobility, and our offspring will fill our kingdom.

My innermost harem, the queen caste, will consist of Khepri, a fertile Giant Ant, and a Soldier Beetle. They live directly in the main palace with me, share a room with me, and are treated as a normal harem.
The next caste, the courtesan caste, will consist of Vampire Mosquitos, Oomukades, and Devil Bugs. They live in their own wings of the main palace, and are treated in a manner less befitting a wife and more befitting - from day to day and girl to girl - a friend (with benefits), a mistress in an affair, a common slut, or a whore.
Below that is the servant caste, the lowest of the three, and will consist of the worker Giant Ants and Honeybees. They have living chambers befitting of their masochistic, subservient desire to submit - still within humane levels of treatment, though - around the palace. Any member of my harem at a higher caste may freely make commands of a servant caste, or use her for our own sexual desires as we please.

Any daughter born to any caste is raised in the main palace - a servant who bears a child is brought into the main palace under special conditions at this time - until she is of age to start having sexual desires of her own, at which point she is given territory in the surrounding kingdom.

>> No.23310642

"Typical of lamia, they prefer to coil their serpentine lower half around their husband's body and use their entire body to embrace him. From the way they closely adhere to their husband with the entirety of their body, we can see the obsession with males typical of serpent monsters, but at the same time, the seemingly genuine happiness they appear to exhibit as they draw their face close to their husband makes them also appear just like a little girl hugging a precious stuffed toy and refusing to let go. "

>> No.23310651
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>tfw you literally level up your SP which is used for skills by fucking monster girls in Succubus Affection

>> No.23310658

I'm for being squeezed by a bunyip and her rubbing her cheek against my face.

>> No.23310683


>> No.23310697
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Bend submissive little girls over furniture

>> No.23310698

horse pussy
snake cloaca
dolphin vagina
spider snatch
bird hole
slime poontang
cat pink taco
dog axe wound
bull coochie
goat cunny
demon velvet sausage wallet

>> No.23310722

Not a big fan of Anubis in particular, but I agree with the sentiment.

>> No.23310727
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Full body snuggles are best snuggles

>> No.23310736

I thought it was a fortune cookie for dogs.

>> No.23310751

why would it be fortune cookie for dog?

>> No.23310789

I don’t know. What animal am I thinking of?

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>> No.23310804

a hobbit?

>> No.23310831

Be the change you want to see, Anon. Draw mamano smooches!
>implying an echidna put her firstborn daughter into an orphanage
I like being-adopted-by-an-echidna as much as anyone else, but let's do a different premise, yea?

>> No.23310874

>not growing in magical proficiency enough to bend a submissive little girl over invisible surfaces out of nowhere
The bending her over and fucking her is physical - maintaining the surface is a a matter of magical proficiency.

>> No.23310898

Even more horrifying than the docile ones. At least the normal Holsts aren't likely to pursue me.

>> No.23310948

New waifu sketch! Keeping up the recent trend of her looking a bit more motherly.


>> No.23310958

Which species of little girl would you like to bend over things?

>> No.23310960


>> No.23310976

[email protected] Dog [email protected]

>> No.23310977

How is a man supposed to handle a wonderfully thick Anubis like that?

>> No.23310998

Familiar is by and far my favorite, but I also like Alices, Witches, Ratas, Baphs, Alraune/Liliraune, Ropes, and Parasite Slime as lolis.

>> No.23311004

Lots and lots of worshipping (aka massaging) her!

>> No.23311026
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>> No.23311113

Bully and alp until they bully you back with their tits.

>> No.23311114
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Breaking the speed limit with my Kasha wife!

>> No.23311126

Which 2hu is this?

>> No.23311139


>> No.23311141

Orin in clothes more Japanese than her usual.

>> No.23311143
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Orin forma Japonesa

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>> No.23311147
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Oh right, 'nother Scylla butt.

>> No.23311167

Kasha wheels are technically not motorized vehicles in most states so you can drive them intoxicated as well!

>> No.23311168

Nice fire wheels you Ne Zha wannabe.

>> No.23311193
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Tell me the ways you subdue troublesome monsters

>> No.23311220

>”If you keep acting out like this dear, then no more cuddling for a month!”
>this also works with Mayadere girls too

>> No.23311237

Core fondling

>> No.23311257

Wouldn't she suffocate?

>> No.23311266

Probably, but with MAMONOMANA™ who knows?

>> No.23311269

Oxygen is for pussies.

>> No.23311280

Time-stop fields are probably the most 'thorough' and reliable way, but it makes it hard to also do fun things to them. Best used a preliminary while you set up whatever equipment you need to get them tied up after the fact.
For very strong beast-mamano: Physical bindings can work, but it's best to place them in positions where they are at a leverage disadvantage. Temporary confusion or paralysis is useful for cases where maneuvering may be necessary.
Magically-inclined mamano are trickier, not least because the smarter ones will sense your time-trap. They do not need strong physical restraints, but some kind of spell nullification is essential. Teleportation deadfall generators may be useful for keeping the quicker-witted pinned down, at least momentarily.
Some mamano are too strong or magical to be compelled by force, but may be compelled through the trickery of a magical contract (spoken or otherwise). This is unlikely to work in a second attempt, however..
And, at the end of the day, some monsters just can't be bound in any reasonable way. Your best bet is to hope that she has some kind of emotional entanglement with you, and use leverage that way.

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>> No.23311338

Fair point. I guess monster girls that are into Erotic asphyxiation could probably be "suffocating" for like an hour or more without issue.

Lich-chan, people need air to survive.

>> No.23311366
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Cuddle starved troublemaker Yetis get scarf bondage to calm them down

>> No.23311383

I don't get this fetish. I get the bondage part, but why the increasingly redundant layers of cloth?

>> No.23311385

>this also works with Mayadere girls too
I want to do this against a mayadere demon.

>> No.23311407

Apparently, jam orbital, the artist, is really, really, really into this kind of stuff. I don't know if they're a he or she.
I just really like the image because it's an edit. When you see it you'll probably hate me for it.

>> No.23311430

I suppose that fills in the blanks.

>> No.23311456

>When your wife refuses to stay home during the quarantine so you have to tie her up and put a face mask on her.

>> No.23311457

Oh no, honest labor.

>> No.23311460

Jam orbital is the high patron saint of gag art on the internet, they’ve been drawing this kind of thing for well over a decade. As things tend to go with horny fucks on the internet, after that long your fetishes tend to get more extreme.

>> No.23311471

Chapter 34 is up


How's the home life treating you lads? Is being around your wife all the time driving you crazy?

>> No.23311473

>"No cuddles huh? We'll see about that...

>> No.23311475

Once Shoggy finds out about massage chairs, she'll get really excited about making one for her master.

>> No.23311487
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With power granted to you by an all powerful interdimensional succubus you can impregnate three canon MGE characters or OCs, who and why?

>> No.23311498

Probably the same familiar 3 times

>> No.23311499
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>It's spring but everyone is indoors
How long until they start breaking into anon's homes to bite them?

>> No.23311501

Demon silver whip.
Hijacked hieromancy stolen from some Order goons.
Bottled shirohebi flame.

>> No.23311505

Hurry up and re-up your pastes

>> No.23311529

I don't know if my waifu counts as an OC but her.

>> No.23311568

That you, Silent?

>> No.23311584

I want to fug that bug!

>> No.23311679

What's your waifu's specials?

>> No.23311712

shes not retarded

>> No.23311734

My wife, my other wife and my third wife.

>> No.23311736
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Wheels of fire burn the night
Ride across the sky
Wheels of fire burning bright
We live to ride

>> No.23311748

>"See, on page 37, paragraph 6, section 3-C it stats that..."
>"Well long story shot I'm gonna rape you if you don't cuddle me."

>> No.23311750

Welcome to the broken low
Welcome to the famous disco night
Come on lady, come and go
Come on lady, get me one for right

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>> No.23311798

You've just reminded me that I haven't played any fightan games in over a year.

>> No.23311802

New comm of my other wife!

>> No.23311809

Nose deep.

>> No.23311810

Does she really appreciate you recording yourself eating her ass?

>> No.23311832

It wasn't my idea to record it. It was her idea.

>> No.23311837

How long can you last in the pit?

>> No.23311883

how many harpies could one feasibly snuggle with at once?

>> No.23311886
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lets talk about ocelomehs

>> No.23311897

>Hard femdom

>> No.23311902

>One on each arm
>Two on each leg
>One nuzzling my crotch
>One cuddling my back
>One cuddling my chest
>A lightweight harpy on my shoulders

I'd say my limit for feasibility is seven.

>> No.23311904

Anon please

He's clearly eating pussy

>> No.23311908

the only thing hard is the ocelomeh's husband's dick after harassing him haha

>> No.23311909

>Hard femdom

>> No.23311918

but you can have soft femdom and bow to your mistress without looking like a suck-up, y'know, for laughs?

>> No.23311933

See >>23311764

>> No.23311935

That just means cuddles are getting pushed back another week

>> No.23311937

I want to have an anal only relationship with a Kikimora until she snaps and forces me to impregnate her in a frenzied haze.

>> No.23311940

Do 2hus count?

>> No.23311947

Soft on the streets, hard on the sheets

>> No.23312008
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Ah, another patrician of taste.

>> No.23312051
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I wanna refuse to pet a kobold in heat until she can't take it anymore and pounces on me licking my face while forcing all the juice outta me

>> No.23312065

I want to teach an Ant Arachne to be a productive member of society and get her mooching ass off my couch.

>> No.23312079

Reading now. Thanks.

>> No.23312082

Swap anal for oral and I'd do it.

>> No.23312108

hey, new here, is loli discussion allowed on here?

>> No.23312118


>> No.23312121

You must be new to this entire website. This place is like grand cunny central.

>> No.23312133
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Loli is very welcome

>> No.23312150

Yeah but /d/ tier fetishes are not.

>> No.23312152

All of Wonderland needs dildo gags.
Especially Cheshire Cats

>> No.23312156

I want to meet the Ancient wise elf women of the forest. I hear she hates it when you insult her age.

>> No.23312163

MGE has rape, is that good?

>> No.23312165


>> No.23312167

not everyone here likes it, myself included, but it is accepted

>> No.23312176

I'm not sure if I should reply "that's literally all fetishes outside of scat, gore, and furry" or "that's blatantly not true"

>> No.23312177

MGE rape is more femdom/maledom where everybody ends up enjoying it more than real rape.

>> No.23312179

So long as it's not like snuff or crap like that you're good.

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>> No.23312228

Stop yelling mom! I’ll come worship you after I’m done with my homework!

>> No.23312240

Sabbath is a major part of MGE lore, it must be awkward to talk about in places that are 100% against loli.

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>> No.23312248
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Welcome to 4chan. Don't mention alps, or anything that you would see on /d/. Basically, furrys, giantess, vore, snuff, bestiality, probably missing some.

>> No.23312264

>or anything that you would see on /d/
Damn fellas, monster girls as a whole are cancelled...

>> No.23312281

you need to go back

>> No.23312297

You need to word your posts better.

>> No.23312306
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I’d rather hang out with her cooler rivals

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Do you really let a handful of autists dictate your posting behavior? All of that, minus the snuff, is canon in MGE, much to the dismay of said autists. I'll fuck alps any day of the week. I'll go full degenerate with them too

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One little spoiler to bait butthurt anons, found out how today!

>> No.23312328

This damn cat.

>> No.23312331

I'm pretty certain that his mindset is "if it's posted here and I like it then it must not be /d/"

>> No.23312339

I've no idea what /d/ even looks like in the current era. There was a lot of dicks many years ago.

>> No.23312345

Let us discuss big girls.

Not too big 8-9 feet is the max.

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oh yeah i forgot to mention, you literally cant mention what you cant mention without people getting mad and baited into posting about it in retaliation

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You're not fooling me, Familiar&Bunyip Agency. It's allowed.

>> No.23312353

Has it really been [x amount of time]?

Report and ignore everything in this tedious and time consuming conversation.

>> No.23312354

>merely pretending
Posting cropped monstergirl art doesn't suddenly stop it from being shitposting

>> No.23312360
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How would an rpg conversation with a Cheshire Cat npc go? Maybe she'll have a quest?

>> No.23312375

Maybe we'll find out when KC finishes the game in 7 years.

Probably involves a quest filled with seemingly unrelated tasks, and seemingly unthreatening hazards that turn out to be a big deal. And rather erotic.

I want to do quests for a Gazer

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oh did you want a uncropped cheshire pic, let me spoonfeed it to you! dont need to be so coy and say it in such a roundabout way!

>> No.23312378

Cheshire would be a player in MMO that pretends to be an NPC to screw with you.

>> No.23312379

Some people just find it easier to tiptoe than dealing with the meltdowns. They riot over something every few days or so, so eventually the problem will take care of itself one way or another.

>> No.23312382


>> No.23312385

Uh oh, you're approaching avatar use!

>> No.23312387
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can monsters work well with very short hair like?

>> No.23312390

>That wall there is an illusion, if you hit it with your sword it'll reveal a secret.

>> No.23312392

I mean, if I wanted to cosplay as an NPC in an MMO... I'd go with Cheshire.

Are those tennis balls? They look like tennis balls.

>> No.23312394

Becoming addicted to Cheshire kisses!

>> No.23312400
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Short hair is fine.

>> No.23312407

>"There's a secret if you jump down this cliff"

Or better yet
>"Hey, there's something below this cliff. Take a look!"
> Kicks

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wow, you're really mad!

>> No.23312419

give her small but perky tits and she's a perfect fighter waifu

>> No.23312424

Even getting level drained in MGE ends up with you getting stronger in the end

>> No.23312430

tennis balls? all i see is one of Athena's most interesting designs

>> No.23312432
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>O-Oh, hey you're back! Sorry about kicking you down that cliff, just a prank, y'know?

>> No.23312441

i wish a cheshire would tease me for liking her big paws

>> No.23312443

This makes me wonder...

Hey Hatterfag, how does your wife deal with pesky pussies pestering her party-goers?

>> No.23312455


>> No.23312456

I wish a cheshire would make me her mind broken slut with her big paws

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very well actually. but 2001 athena is the smallest amount of hair a monster can have

>> No.23312469

like goku?

>> No.23312471

You can't tell whether her dialogue breaks the 4th wall or not. Other characters react with confusion or irritation when you pick the obviously unfitting joke dialogue option, while she always laughs or adds onto it. But if you romance her all her scenes are saccharinely sweet and shy, to the point of seeming pure and innocent.

>> No.23312479


>> No.23312485

>Hey, I got an invitation to one of Hatter-san's tea parties, you wanna go crash it?

>> No.23312493

>Sure, go ahead. Rape me
>Anon keeps his hands behind his back as he lies down and doesnt touch her at all, with a dead fish look on his face
>she wrings his dick and rubs herself all over him
>She goes from seductive to frenzied to desperate till she's not even moving, just sobbing on anon's chest begging for forgiveness and atleast handholding

>> No.23312496

>I heard the local Jabberwock gained weight again! Nyahahaha!

>> No.23312504

"-Nothing unusual here."

>> No.23312515

Haha...but what if you didn't want to get stronger, or the girl's idea of strength was a bit different...haha...

>> No.23312519

Good question! My Dear Wife will shoo any guests who are genuinely trying to make it difficult for others to have a good time, but usually their mischief is right in line with the parties! At worst, she may fling a scone at one to get her to stay in line, that is, stay out of line! The bigger disrupters are those who aren’t being irreverent and nonsensical!

>> No.23312525

is kc ok with mother son incest if through time travel shenanigans you are your own father?

>> No.23312532

I murdered Patches on my first playthrough, that's not the mood Cheshire should get people into.

>> No.23312552

Given how affectionate most monsters are, withholding affection is probably even more painful than usual. It wouldn't even need to be too intentionally-hurtful, since something like half-heartedly returning a Yeti's hug after a fight would already be devastating.

>> No.23312565

Fuck off we’re full. No one wants you here.

>> No.23312567
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>bunny cunny

>> No.23312575
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Dorf women in cute outfits, a staple of dwarven society.

>> No.23312579

You know, thinking about it that doesn't break any of KC's rules so it's probably fine.
I want him here. A new guy now and again stops things getting stale.

>> No.23312586

Guys I got diagnosed with Covid-19, please give me Troll lewds to enjoy before my inevitable demise

>> No.23312588

we need more lolicons.

>> No.23312600

there are rules ?

>> No.23312605
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>Hey big boy, you wanna play with cheshire nee-san?~

>> No.23312617

No NTR, murder/snuff, and guro (not counting demon realm weapons) are the big ones for MGE. The setting is generally all about happy endings.

>> No.23312619

Probably stuff like no succing the man to death among other things

>> No.23312638

What are your thoughts on lolis hatterfag?

>> No.23312644
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some guys are into that

>> No.23312664

If people are into them that's totally wonderful! Its not one that I'd regularly practice with my Dear Wife's transformation teas though, but they are more than welcome at her table!

>> No.23312666

>I swear, she can peg a Cheshire in the head at fifty paces while the cat is invisible.

>> No.23312670

Every monster smug until the human boy learns Level Drain.

>> No.23312674


>> No.23312698

>Dear Wife overhears a Cheshire insulting another monstergirl in a too mean-spirited way
>Stands up, brushes her pants, and flips a scone up into the air
>Spins gracefully, then throws her thick hips out, hip-checking the scone dead on
>it pings like an M1 Garand shot right into the offending Cheshire's cheek, comically sending her spiraling in the air before she falls flat on her face
>"There! That cat's conflagrating comments cannot clip another character's conversation! Duly so and done! Ah, Cheshire-ma'am-san-chan! You owe me a fresh scone!"
What a wonderful Dear Wife I have!

>> No.23312718

Stop being a dramatic faggot

>> No.23312722

if you live in the U.S. it is not a good idea to joke about it if you dont actually have it .

>> No.23312723

>Its not one that I'd regularly practice with my Dear Wife's transformation teas
Does she have favorites? Also I doubt it's something she would do outside very rare occasions, but I'm curious if she has ever tried a body swap spell/potion that's apparently a thing in Wonderland.

>> No.23312733

What flavor of scone, though

>> No.23312734
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I want my lolis without clothes on, this must be why they're endangered.

>> No.23312741

No unplanned shenanigans shall ruin her parties except for the ones she planned for

>> No.23312755


>> No.23312772

She does have favorites! They're quite lewd, so for the sake of the thread I won't go into too much detail, but her favorite 'class' are those that enlarge aspects of herself and enlarge aspects of me! Not just in bustiness or bootyness, but muscle and other things too!
Yes, that is something we would try on very, very rare occasions! It would be quite an experience!!!
Cream flavored! Otherwise something similar to strawberry!
Yes! Its right there in her planner!
>Tea party today: Only unplanned events. Or not.
Very strict, you see~!

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>> No.23312795

>Its not one that I'd regularly practice
"not regularly", you say? I see that still means "sometimes"

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>> No.23312812

Well, there's more than just 360 points in a circle, anon, and a compass is right twice a way!

>> No.23312819
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I've done it! I've mastered the ultimate monster fighting style!

>> No.23312821

something something potato

>> No.23312831

So interpreting this, you're into all sorts of shit, but particularly like expansion related stuff. Can't tell if you're into really degenerate shit though

>> No.23312835

dumb maus

>> No.23312836

And that's the sort of degeneracy that makes me want to go to wonderland

>> No.23312843
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>makes me want to go to wonderland

>> No.23312849

Hellhounds aren't agressive or "rapey" they're just a little bit ethuanstic.

>> No.23312859

That's right anon! Honestly, I'm not into adding things that aren't already a part of my Dear Wife, more just changing the sizes of them. And same her with me. Really, its more the frequency and degree that keeps me more silent on the full details than the 'how'. But its all in Wonderland fun!
Tea-parties are open at 9:43 AM round-ish! You are cordially invited to join!

>> No.23312861

Me and my wives would be regulars without a doubt.

>> No.23312862

I mean potatoes are delicious so I guess it's a compliment.

>> No.23312878

I mean potatoes are delicious so I guess it's technically a compliment.

>> No.23312886

I mean potatoes are delicious and nutritious so I guess it's technically a compliment.

>> No.23312887

My wife would probably be embarrassed for bringing her along to Wonderland, and then put her on the spot at a tea party, as much as she prefers me to get out of the house.

>> No.23312895

im gonna dive headfirst into wonderland!

>> No.23312905

i love bloomers

>> No.23312918

Delightful! You'd each earn regular seating at your spots of auspicious selection!
I'll make sure the table is quite literally turned sidedown up for her, as you'd have turned the tables on her! For extra fun, make sure she wears a skirt! Eating upside down is hardly uncomfortable, but gravity has a way of mysteriously not changing for loose clothing in Wonderland even when it changes for everything else on a person! Quite fortunate, that!

>> No.23312943

RIP bro. Hope you get isekai'ed to mge

>> No.23312944


>> No.23312945

>For extra fun, make sure she wears a skirt!
Oh, delightfully devilish Hatterfag

>> No.23312946

>Succ eating a grilled cheese is winning again.

>> No.23312948

And we'd love to take them!
I presume there's a much less lewd kids table or someplace to leave the youngsters?

>> No.23312953
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>Fixing grilled cheese on your salamander's abs

>> No.23312970

what are her supports

>> No.23312975

>You will never cook food on a Salamander.
I could go for a Salamander grilled steak right now.

>> No.23312977

Doing the dishes seems like more fun at least.

>> No.23312978


>> No.23312990

Water and water accessories are not welcome around salamanders.

>> No.23312992

Oh, that isn't smoke! That's steam from the steamed tea we're having! Mm, steamed tea~!
Oh, that could most certainly be arranged, of course! For any children that either themselves or by their parents decree feel not quite ready for the full lewdness of Wonderland, a table separate from the garden could be set up with a friendly Dormouse to supervise and kindly Goose-harpy to read stories to the kids!

>> No.23312996

>9:43 AM
>wife and I would be rolling out of bed around 11ish
>possibly later

>> No.23313002

Is there a warrior Sabbath? They could work with non-loli monsters to become wyvern/harpy riders.

>> No.23313005

>not throwing a cup of water across your Salamander/Hellhound/Lava Golem wife and watching it all steam off

>> No.23313016

Perfect! You'll be left on time! Better than right off time, or in no time at all! Follow the nice Wererabbit, but excuse their haste! They've a very important date!

>> No.23313019

Not from what we know, no.
Their roots are in the magical research division of the Demon Lord’s army, and of the two Baphos that don’t really do magic, one of them works in unconscious magic and the other works in general information research and discovery.

Basically they started as magic nerds and magic nerds they remain.

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>> No.23313041

A japanese guy on twitter made one https://images2.imgbox.com/5b/c9/85KQepbJ_o.jpg

>> No.23313050

It's kind of funny the monster girl with the canonical highest levels of physical strength are huge nerds for magic.

>> No.23313051

A master of Cunny Combat.

>> No.23313080
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how good are spider waifus with keeping away nasty bug girls like oomukades, vamp mosquitoes and devil bugs away?

>> No.23313091

They might keep them away, but they also might tie them up for you to use as onaholes if you want.

>> No.23313093

I do wonder if runya could punch a hole in the wall.

>> No.23313123

I do...you bastard

>> No.23313124

>Spiderfu webs up a vamp mosquito and begins teasing her about her being alone and not having a waifu
>vamp mosquito instead of thrashing angrily just bursts into tears of jealous rage screaming about how all her friends and sisters got men and how lonely she is and how hurtful spiderfu's comments are
>spiderfu carries away webbed up mosquito to her room to talk and have ice cream or whatever to calm her down
>Later hubby comes home to a surprise dinner by spiderfu with tied up mosquito being the appetizer

>> No.23313126

New wife commission!

>> No.23313128

Probably seeing they're stronger than dragons and onis. Keep in mind Wurms can burrow through mountains as an example of how ridiculously strong Baphomets probably are.

>> No.23313131

i love big areolas

>> No.23313132

Either way, being her pillow isn't something you can just back out of

>> No.23313143

Hey Tsurarafag, how would your wife react if you were to call her "hot"? Nice art by the way!

>> No.23313153

She’d probably respond like “you wanna see how hot I can get?” and then push me down and take me right on the spot.

>> No.23313161

>That manticore bullying her order soldier captive
Could someone link me to it?

>> No.23313164

Reminder that Ropu was quite possibly an incredibly destructive ancient evil.

>> No.23313187

not really, considering how everyone just shit their pants thinking about her. It's more likely she was an unstoppable omnicidal force of nature or something along those lines. Ropu is NOT something meant to be tamed or fucked with, which is either ironic or fitting when you consider her sabbath

>> No.23313195

That's some good titty. Great art tsurarafag.

>> No.23313200

Why is the guy face down in the water in the first scene?

>> No.23313210

Anybody have some old greentexts that they've kept for whatever reason? I think I have a couple dating back to 2014.

>> No.23313211

I imagined it more like

>> No.23313218

what's your ideas on loli kunoichis?

>> No.23313223

I like a lady who'll put a knife to my throat.

>> No.23313239

There's no running from my Dear Wife's justice it seems!

>> No.23313253

I dive through the archives on occasion. Stuff that old you'll probably need to check an archive of /a/

>> No.23313261

The Beelzebub fears the spoider

>> No.23313333
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tfw no skilled dextrous baphomet wife to teach me phrygian and minor scales to practice demonic metal for the invasion

>> No.23313352
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I wanna molest Bapho-chann
I want Bapho-chan to molest me

I wanna hold Bapho-chan's paws

>> No.23313369

Holy crackers that was quick. The wife would hate being couped up all day for weeks on end, and would save up the state mandated 1 hour a day outside for a weekly run.

>> No.23313422
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You'd make a great Onii-chan

>> No.23313475

>skilled dextrous baphomet wife
Musical talent wasn't exactly my first thought

>> No.23313483

If you aren't playing locrian, you're not edgy enough.
At the very least, work in some diminished chords and tritone intervals.

>> No.23313504

Thanks I'm looking to advance my edgy metal skills I'll look into those

>> No.23313535

Chromatic licks and second interval clusters are also a good way of being edgy.

>> No.23313556
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I just finished that game a few days ago. The bee girl was so adorable and perfect, and I'm usually a succ guy.

>> No.23313558
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I'm pretty sure you'll be the one getting molested, anon.

>> No.23313619

are you guys ready for whatever bullshit is happening tomorrow?

>> No.23313622

it's good that he's getting molested

>> No.23313652
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>> No.23313675

Corporate bullshit intersecting with corporate bullshit in strange ways.

It's like an inbreed hillbilly

>> No.23313695

I'm hoping the cosmic scales of karma finally reverse and portals open so monster girls can save us from ourselves.

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>> No.23313707

Team Peep will rise again

>> No.23313729

Oh right...
4chan April Fool's...

Oh no...

>> No.23313771

>not wanting to be with superior team mini mascot

>> No.23313781
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This nun looks off somehow

>> No.23313783

Its fine, she's just a faithful servant of the lord.

>> No.23313792

Looks pretty close to what my wife looks like, and she's a nun. Nothing suspect here.

>> No.23313796

But her eyes are red

>> No.23313804


>> No.23313810
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How do you want your maid

>> No.23313811

Looks like a low effort edit from a meme-fetish.

>> No.23313815
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>> No.23313816
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Human men are made to be injected with venomous cocktails.

>> No.23313824

Stern and professional

>> No.23313833
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I hear you

>> No.23313837

I want to see her with her clothes disheveled and covered in my semen.

>> No.23313844

What are those proportions

>> No.23313845

But also incredibly affectionate and loving when she gets the chance to "let her hair down"

>> No.23313849

Woah, that was fast. Thanks Anon!

>> No.23313854
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here we are anon....Sabbath HQ. You remember to save your progress at the nearest holy angel statue around the corner, right? You got all the items you need to get to Bapho-chan and wife her?

>> No.23313872

I want a cute zombie maid that always messes up but never stops trying so that when she wights I can give her back the first dish she ever broke but repaired with gold to mend the pieces back together

>> No.23313875

3 for lolis, 8 for JCs, 6 for JKs, 10 for constructs.

>> No.23313878
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what's faggot cat's plan this time, anons? It's April 1st.

>> No.23313886

She is going to sabotage the portals and put professor lich back another decade on the dimensional merge project.

>> No.23313887

I found a check for 50 euros in an envelope that I haven't cashed in for 8 years. Is this a joke?

>> No.23313898

Better hurry

Not sure the Euro will exist in another 8 years

>> No.23313900

Get Anon to knock her up with a whole litter of kittens.

>> No.23313920

Not normally into oppai, but she's cute.

>> No.23313927

ok so there may be no mods to clean up the boards but if it's true, then EVERYONE GET READY TO DUMP YOUR FAVORITE MONSTER'S PORN
but let's not be hasty and be prepared for disappointment.

>> No.23313930

>t. catfucker

>> No.23313931
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What's wrong with boobs?

>> No.23313940

anyone here /mini/?

>> No.23313968

What ever it is my penis will end up buried deep and pumping her full of semen.

>> No.23313979

They just normally don't look appealing to me.

Catgirls are great.

>> No.23313981

Classical default, miniskirt if she's feeling provocative. Add those thigh-strappy things to everything.
'Swimsuit' style is strictly for lingerie purposes; no cleaning is gonna happen if she's wearing that and she knows it.

>> No.23313986
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I want to hold her hand.

>> No.23314000

okay, something really fucky is about to happen, i can feel it.

>> No.23314002
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I got a baaaaad feeling about this, Sarge

>> No.23314005

Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, remember that today is the day where wonderland girls propose to the guys they love.
Be careful with those girls this day.

>> No.23314048

The Cheshire’s are getting advanced with their shit posting, I’m at a loss for words!

>> No.23314069

5 or 1.

I can't help but be a sucker for the classics.

>> No.23314090
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I think you guys need to understand that sometimes your cock is going to crave a bit of cunny. A child's vagina is what your big incubus cock needs. Please have sex with a witch, your cock needs it. It needs the cunny of an 8-year-old little girl that's tight and drooling for a big smelly sexy adult cock to ram inside her at high speed. Give her the nutritious gift of cum that she will need straight from her lolicon daddy to go through the day. She works hard to make sure your experience with having sex with a little girl is over-the-top, so please return the favor, and be her big sexy lolicon daddy that's over-abundant with lewd and nutritious semen to feed her with non-stop~
This message was brought to you by: The Sabbath

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>have Alice imouto
I think I'm gonna take a long nap so things don't get awkward.

>> No.23314104

Would a cheshire be annoyed if I purposely fell for all her pranks

>> No.23314113

Based and cunnypilled.

>> No.23314116

>A child's vagina is what your big incubus cock needs
But I can get the same satisfaction from a shortstack's tight little hole without being a lolicon. And shortstack pussy is made for taking big, thick incubus dick.

>> No.23314122
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How do you stop rape

>> No.23314126

Give consent

>> No.23314132


>> No.23314136

Our waifus will protect us these threads will never get sick

>> No.23314137

I need lots of cute, loli cunny.

>> No.23314139
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Too late!

>> No.23314145

>ever reloading the page on April 1

>> No.23314149

this is all faggot cat's fault. if she hadn't been eating that were-bat soup that shady-looking jinko gave her, none of this would've happened! though, some other horse shit would happen instead, i'm sure.

>> No.23314155

Is she the one deleting my minecraft worlds

>> No.23314158

There's nothing on Seaport I don't want to hold

>> No.23314174
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The prince's personal guard has been a bit off after their brief trip through a demon realm.

>> No.23314184

If an anon's post is bordered green, he's gonna give you an infection, The infection starts when your poster name "Anonymous" starts getting all Zalgo, don't reply or use trips. Let the shitshow begin.

>> No.23314198

Jokes on you, this is the only thread I frequent anymore.

>> No.23314199

Maybe it was something she ate

>> No.23314205

I never even knew what gay "team" I was on that one year

>> No.23314206

Forgetting something anon?

>> No.23314207

Also if you get infected you'll get ban for a day

>> No.23314213

Fugg . I think my instinct to ctrl-A remove quotes misfired


>> No.23314215

Fuck off with this shit and stay on topic.

>> No.23314230

Which is more important big mofu or fluffy mofu

>> No.23314231
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Please maintain social distancing from Nurse Unicorn, no matter how cute and beautiful she is.

>> No.23314238

Floof, big 80's floof

>> No.23314239


>> No.23314245

good. i recommend you kurofufuru sabbath branch. you need a demon loli's cute blue tight runny little cunny to gobble your cock down whole at least 6 times per hour every day. living the lolicon life is lots of hard work but pleasure and cum is bound for you and your little girl~

>> No.23314256


These threads are perfectly safe because most barely leave this one thread though we are fucked if the infection does occur. Good thing we have monstergirls

>> No.23314261
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It seems you have Alraune Pollen Allergy. Please report to Botanical for treatment.

>> No.23314266

They disabled tripcodes so this could work, anyone "infected" has symbols in the post's name
These jokes get worse every year

>> No.23314286

Not really they have been pretty good as a PB chad that was fun

>> No.23314290

yeah i was hoping mods would disappear and we can all post loli porn on here but instead, we have to not get a virtual infection

>> No.23314308

Can a Witch have a perpetually-runny cunny? Do lolis like threesomes?

>> No.23314311

>Cheshire always asks you to marry her as a joke
>never take her serious when she asks for real

>> No.23314320

Thankfully, on this wonderful day, no means yes!

>> No.23314326

Well, three of my favorite species are Wonderland girls. I wonder how they'd each propose. Or if they'd collectively propose together.

>> No.23314332

Imagine all the dating game shows monster girls must have.

>> No.23314334

So does yes mean no?

>> No.23314337

yes, as long as your cock is nearby, your witch will get horny and will try her best to fuck your big dick! and hey, the more the merrier, am i right? getting lots of little girls to play with is extra fun imagine all the sex and magic you all can do together!

>> No.23314344

Remember that time a murderer won a dating show game I wonder what the equivalent would be

>> No.23314349

Would a group of lolis be willing to partake in reverse gangbangs and reverse bukkake? Witches and Familiars and Alices and Ratas and Alraune?

>> No.23314368
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>tfw you will never work on a farm staffed entirely by shortstack holsts (and a few minos)

>> No.23314377

Human woman pretending to be a monster winning a dating show. Luckily the man was smart enough not to go out with her after the show.

>> No.23314378

Not even that sabbath can save you from this.

>> No.23314380

I'd never want to. Not one part of that sounds appealing.

>> No.23314394

>convenient dick level line
holy shit if you were a bit taller nearly every girl would be a dick sucking height

>> No.23314398

>The empty void of nothing
oh god oh fuck

>> No.23314403

Remember, the model is 170cm. Good thing I'm 191cm

>> No.23314404

god damnit nurgle

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>> No.23314411

I bet the monster losers on that episode would feel bad

>> No.23314415

>t. alp in denial

>> No.23314417
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It's not funny

>> No.23314430

Yes, but no means yes, so the answer is yes.

>> No.23314439

what monsters makes me feel the safest?

>> No.23314441

I don't like farms, I don't like Holsts or Minotaurs, I don't like shortstacks, and I don't like most dairy.
I just want a peaceful life as ruler of a small kingdom, with some cute bugs ruling as my queens.

>> No.23314444

April fools day or schrodinger's proposal
Where every mamono ask you to marry or have sex with them then decides whether it was just a prank or serious based on your reaction

>> No.23314447

A slime can hug all of you from every direction

>> No.23314467

>Trumpart-chan convinces Alice to "play a prank" on me by going nopan and sitting on my face
>Alice increasingly surprised at the actions of my tongue
>Trumpart takes this chance to hop on my dick

>> No.23314472

I agree, it would have been funny if she had no panties and shoved her cunny right in my face!

>> No.23314475

>alp nearly sucks you dry
>"J-Just a prank, bro. Aha...ha."
She's getting bred until she passes out from pleasure.

>> No.23314481

how did KC make lolis look so sexy

>> No.23314500

Brojob, no homo tho

>> No.23314547
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I've been having lots of vivid dreams lately, all of which revolved around me travelling. Is Nightmare-chan trying to say she wants to go on a road trip with me?

>> No.23314555

Clearly she wants you to ride her

>> No.23314569

I see, so it's like that.

>> No.23314604

what do you guys think of aradia megido

>> No.23314613
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Surely haku-sensei doesn't do this on purpose, right? It's gotta be an accident. A mistake.

>> No.23314623

welp i'm out, peace y'all

>> No.23314637

Best troll

>> No.23314655
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All I get from Haku-sensei is blank stared, strokes of the ruler on my fingers and ass and the dunce's hat. I could've sworn my essay on Chinese history (based on the Three Kingdoms 2010 TV series and the Kingdom manga) would've won her over.

>> No.23314658

Would you anons take a wonder through Hel's Garden? Where the Corpse flowers bloom and the ghost flowers wander? Where the dead never truly stay planted? Where every end is a new seed to sprout?

>> No.23314660
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Oh, you like cunny do you? Describe 5 things you like about it.

>> No.23314668

Wrong thread but yes best troll also don't break quarantine you fuck
What a sneaky teach

>> No.23314694
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Hel is fine too

>> No.23314697

1. C
2. U
3. N
4. N
5. Y

>> No.23314709
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What's wrong anon?

>> No.23314710

The Marshmallow Cat fears the Fenris.

>> No.23314715

The lovely, almost sweet, taste.
The gently squeezing tightness - accompanied by the loli's instinctive clutching of the cunny.
The smoothness, making the tightness not inhibit the pleasure.
The sight of watching it stretch and conform to my cock.
The sight of two cunnies rubbing against each other.

>> No.23314718

The taste, she smell, the look, the feel, the... um... sound?

>> No.23314726

>tfw still waiting for a pudgy Marshmallow catgirl for maximum comfy squishy cuddling

>> No.23314741

They fear nothing

>> No.23314744

>Coloured Schlera
>Multiple different forms depending on the time you pick: Ghost, Automaton; Titania/Big Fairy
>Several different flavours of crazy
>Magic powers
Monstergirl? If not for the setting, absolutely. Unfortunately:
On-topic? Fucking no.

>> No.23314758

A fool move!

>> No.23314770
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Reminder for anyone currently having to put up with a snobby elf.

>> No.23314785

I'd rather put up with a snobby elf by listening to what she says and always calling myself "her mayfly pet" no matter how snobby she gets

>> No.23314789
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Do not reply to infected posters. Rather, reply to this post to obtain a dose of purple medicine.

>> No.23314793

Thanks doc.

>> No.23314804

They have no natural predators, so they never evolved to know fear.

>> No.23314821

God, what I wouldn't do for a cute Oomukade like that in my harem.

>> No.23314830


>> No.23314851

Witch/Familiar/onee-chan threesomes are supposed to be fairly common.

>> No.23314854

I want to lick her poison veins.

>> No.23314863

Dose me up centipede cuties.

>> No.23314887

Well shit.

>> No.23314908

Can I go to the Lich doctor instead?
I mean, I know the treatment is undeath, but still.

>> No.23314931
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Cure coming right up, stud

>> No.23314934

It'll still infect you even when your undead. So, it's kind of like a shitty double sword, it can't kill you, but it can't be cured.

>> No.23314939

I must not fuck the corpse. I must not fuck the corpse. I must not fuck the corpse.

>> No.23314966
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Help I’ve adopted too many stray cats and they always turn out to be cat girls in disguise who do the whole “You’re a good man and deserve a reward aka me” and I’ve noticed more stray cats coming by around my house again how do I keep these cat girls away from my home so I can stop building a harem

>> No.23314980
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Surely a monster nun's divine aura will protect me. Just gotta shack up at a monster convent.

>> No.23314988

I keep hearing about this but it never happens to me
Cats I let in my house just bully the dog and eat her food then leave

>> No.23314997

Thank God I'm immune, that way nothing will stop me from breeding my harem since the portals are surely going to open!

>> No.23314999
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With a whole lotta of rope.

>> No.23315007

>Chase off an Arachne who was going to attack a Vampire Mosquito
>Vampire Mosquito is an absolute chuuni cutie
>Offers to swear a bloodpact in allegiance to me
>Pretty sure she's my wife now
>At the very least, have a cute chuuni bug who likes biting me and lets me use her as I please
>Start seeing bugs beg Arachne to "attack" them nearby

>> No.23315012

She's gotta be in there purely because it's her fetish, right? No way those would actually hold her.

>> No.23315026

The ropes are so sensual, you won't want to escape.

>> No.23315028

They could be enchanted.

>> No.23315069

>"Looks like you have a pretty dangerous disease"
>"Luckily I have the cure, stud. Just drink this and lay down"
>You pass out and wake up to her riding your cock
>"Turned out you had "life" and so I cured you. Now just stay there while I let your dick thank me"

>> No.23315078
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My wife was worried enough that she went out and bought a suit for me. I told her to stop being so dramatic and worrying so much.

Now she's naked in the suit, and trying to tempt me into it with her.

>> No.23315095

That's a big suit, better try it out.

>> No.23315104

I think you need a nurse anon. Or in your case an undead waifu because you're going to fucking die.

>> No.23315113

Jesus, your practically glowing there pal.

>> No.23315117

I wanna be called stud by a lich so bad.

>> No.23315133

I see the april fools has began.
Remember that Cheshire become unstoppable at this time of year.

>> No.23315146

She is only unstoppable if you react to her just dont react to her pranks

>> No.23315161

Acts like a sensible and prudent with a dry demeanor.

>> No.23315165
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>zombie wife shambles in wearing a nurse outfit that you don't remember owning
>tries to make sure you're healthy with lots of "waaaaaarm"
>give her lots of headpats for the effort

>> No.23315178

Okay, I like both saggy and round boobs, but not at the same time

>> No.23315183

I'm giving her more than headpats. Our great great grandchildren will hear about the face fucking she's about to recieve.

>> No.23315198

Zombies are for hugs wights are for fugs

>> No.23315230
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Monsters won't follow social distancing guidelines, so it is our duty to enforce them ourselves.

>> No.23315240


>> No.23315244

But my wives can't break social distancing if I'm mating pressing them!

>> No.23315258

What about wights pretending to be zombies?

>> No.23315278

I want a harem of zombies that slowly turn into a harem of wights but they still love to all cuddle up to me and just feel my body heat.

>> No.23315291
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Alright, who's the genius who gave her a weapon?

>> No.23315324

Tis was I!
And you cannot stop me from giving kind monster girl random high grade weapons!

>> No.23315331
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Do you have any idea of what you've unleashed?

>> No.23315332
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With their places of work shut down, Anubi are turning to drink

>> No.23315341

Those get phugged

>> No.23315365

They all look like they have vibrators in and are trying to maintain composure, especially since the one on the right is only wearing a shirt.

>> No.23315367

Why aren't they just filling the clear spaces on their schedules with "Get impregnated by cute slave boy/husband"?

>> No.23315458

what's going on with the names? i shoggy pulling a april fool's prank?

>> No.23315463

Isn't that what wine aunts do?

>> No.23315471

Thank you, doctor!

>> No.23315486

dont give me the cyber corona

>> No.23315511
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I think you get infected by replying to the infected posts. Check the name for corruption.

>> No.23315560

That and fill their nephew's dreams and fap fantasies.

>> No.23315581

I see Lich can is already working on her next plan to turn everyone into an undead.
Looks like it's working for ones as well.

>> No.23315598

Infected posters are alps

>> No.23315605
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bros i dont wanna be green, i dont like orcs very much

>> No.23315642

>get wasted with your wine aunt and pass out
>she spends the whole night whispering in your ear several lewd fantasies she has of you, hoping to see if she can give you wet dreams about her
>wake up in the morning with wine aunt in the kitchen making breakfast
>you notice you aren't wearing the same pants as you were last night

>> No.23315643
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Cease this libel, Lich-san cares deeply for the living.

>> No.23315654

>"This is my mofu. There are many like her, but this one is mine."

>> No.23315661
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So how about those monster girls.

>> No.23315669
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I'll just sleep it off

>> No.23315677
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Seek out your nearest dragon girl so you can sterilize your skin with maximum effectiveness.

Absolutely no viral particles with live!

>> No.23315709

Oh no.

>> No.23315724

I bet she's in a naked apron too.

>> No.23315751
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It's alright, she's an asymptomatic carrier.

>> No.23315755
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>> No.23315775

Seems legit

>> No.23315793

She sure does. Even just minor scratches or dry coughs. That's death for you.
Death can solve all your problems and you even get a zombie wife after each visits!

>> No.23315808

fat hellhound ass

>> No.23315836
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I hear it’s alright

>> No.23315853
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I should go for a run.

>> No.23315885
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My wife will keep me safe!

>> No.23315889

Where are the Troll nurses in their skimpy uniforms?

>> No.23315899
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You should.

>> No.23315907

But it snowed last night and this morning

>> No.23315910

Gonna fall asleep to sweet dreams. Hopefully of a sweet little Familiar.
Have fun with virus tag, thread!

>> No.23315915

Then get the shovel.

>> No.23315917

I can't shovel and run

>> No.23316046
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fuck druella and all her sisters

>> No.23316058
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Safety blanket! It is made of love and comfiness!

>> No.23316115

Are you man enough to save the demon lords daughter from her virginity?

>> No.23316130 [SPOILER] 
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I'll take them all one at once.

>> No.23316138
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Wurms are a living safety blanket

>> No.23316173
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>> No.23316201
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There’s only 1 thing that can cure these ailments. BLOOD!

>> No.23316227
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This plague...the rioting is intensifying to the point where we may not be able to contain it.

>> No.23316237

Why contain it? It's cool

>> No.23316256
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Old mofu. Warning! Warning!

>> No.23316295

I want to impregnate the nurses

>> No.23316329
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>> No.23316335

I just want the Trolls, maybe the Orcs too. You can keep the rest

>> No.23316351

What is the best way to sign a contract that will spill a demon's spaghetti the most?

>> No.23316364
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With a drop of your blood, on the bottom right of every page, using large, exaggerated flourishes in your signature.
Make sure to read each clause in detail, occasionally pausing to reconcile them with earlier clauses, and finally do a once over of the contract to make sure it is correct. All this is part of Demon foreplay.

>> No.23316375

Make a cute little heart.

>> No.23316384
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>tfw punished by your pharaoh wife for plowing her loyal anubis advisor and childhood friend over the royal desk while the pharaoh and visiting foreign dignitaries walk in on you

>> No.23316415

What sort of punishment?

>> No.23316421

I'm thinking Khepri Pit.

>> No.23316463

Pharaohs are pretty good at edging I guess. Imagine that coupled with the anubis curse. She could also order you to be the anubis' chair for a week.

Also an option

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That works too!

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Here's my nurse ready for my sponge bath

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Art for art's sake is an empty phrase; art for the sake of truth, art for the sake of the good and beautiful! That is the faith I'm searching for.

>> No.23316749

>Anon cearfully read the contract and considers every part of it
>demon can bearly hold herself back from mausterbating

>> No.23316795

I want to see her huge feet, I can get even more erect

>> No.23316861

Those thigh highs and sleeves make me diamonds.

And of course the peace sign with her big hands and nervous sweating are just too damn arousing

>> No.23317012

Axe truly is the master of Troll lewds, specially since Barb never delivered on his promise of Trolls in lingerie

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>> No.23317062

Is this safe?

>> No.23317070

Manticores are cats, cats are very neat.

>> No.23317077

No the tail is infected

>> No.23317080


Someone come up with a name for a cocktail that involves manticore juices

>> No.23317105

Only one way to find out.

>> No.23317109

I'm gonna include a bunch of exclusion clauses, that must be the demon equivalent of a cockblock/blueballs

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I have a 150 word essay due in 2 days, and all I want to do is collect more Mofu pictures

>> No.23317116

Is there a name for this pose?

>> No.23317152

150 words is nothing, anon. User filler words and you could get away with 3 sentences of actual content total.

>> No.23317165

It's an old joke, Anon.

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Old mofu is the future.

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Rather, that's the Demon equivalent of bondage. Deliberate restriction of certain actions with consent from the restricted on the premise that the counterparty will act in their best interests.

Wait until she reads the choice of law clause.
>This contract is governed by and shall be construed in accordance with the laws of Eros.

>> No.23317787

We need a Southern Belle Youko/Inari, corset, long dress, stocking with garters and so on. Someone make that shit happen. Speaking with an eloquent tone befitting of a lady of Americana of the era

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Eye Love Gazer

>> No.23317861

You probably could void it for illegality if you brought it before an Order court, but good luck getting in jurisdiction once you've signed it.
As for breaching it...Demons probably put a lot of trivial warranties like "forgetting my birthday", with a liquidated damages clauses specifying the no. of times you need to cum inside her for each breach. I doubt they'll be silly enough to put in conditions. Don't talk to me about Hong Kong Fir.
Also, wear a damn mask, you plague-ridden degenerate.

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>"Ochi, you've failed me as a bodyguard for the last time. I'm demoting you to being my personal cumdump and breeding sow for the rest of your unlife."
>"I don't understand. I thought you said I was being demoted."

>> No.23317962

She could give birth to a watermelon with those wide hips.

>> No.23317970

Cumdumps don't get cuddles at night.

>> No.23317997

This is how you get a crying ochi begging you to let her cuddle you like she always does.

>> No.23318027

She gets cuddles when proven herself and gets promoted from cumdump to cocksleeve

>> No.23318047

>This is how you get a crying ochi begging you to let her cuddle you like she always does.
Well that's what she gets for being a bad body guard.
We can't tolerate that here. No cuddles for a whole month!

>> No.23318137

Don't blame her, Anon. Her fertile birthing hips and milky breasts throw off her balance so she can't fight that well.

>> No.23318149

Clearly we'll have to put her maternal feats to use.

>> No.23318156

I mean, she's built for it
Let's see if Sally does s better job as bodyguard

>> No.23318179

Don't tell her the reason Ochi got demoted. You might see Sally's combat effectiveness mysteriously fall and might volunteer herself for the same punishment.

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It just keeps happening!

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Challenge accepted!

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