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Sup /jp/, My brother just got a job teaching english in korea. I've never considered it until now but I think I totally want to do that but... bet you can't guess, in Japan. I'm sure you've looked into this before, many of you might even be in japan atm. So how's it done? where do I start etc?

pic related: it's a valentines day card my brother got from one of his students

>> No.2329032

korea is a nicer place and they pay for your plane ticket.

>> No.2329043

>>2329027
lol dumb korean

>> No.2329050

It's something i'd like to do as well, but i'm not sure getting paid a shitty wage to teach uninspired faggot kids a second language in a foreign country for the rest of my goddamn life is really worth the small enjoyment i'll get out of it.

Hey, it's better than sitting on my ass here, I guess.

>> No.2329053

urrrrrrrrrfdddurrrrrrrrrrrf

>> No.2329056

I just masturbated to your picture, OP.

>> No.2329068

OP thinks he's going to be liked by Japanese high school girls, doho

>>2329050
Teaching is fun, maynn.

>> No.2329069

>>2329032
but being the mini-weabo that i am i know a little bit of japanese already

>> No.2329070

>>2329050
You'd just be sitting on your ass in a different hemisphere.
And everyone hating you instead of not knowing about you.
Give and take.

>> No.2329085

>>2329050
you only do it for a year or two... they give you a place to live and you get paid to basically eat and put in the bank.

>> No.2329100

CHOCOLATE TASTING EATING PLEASE. TEACHER BYE.

>> No.2329106

michelle much love be in existence chocolate!

>> No.2329113

>>2329027
Godamn your brother is a shitty teacher.

>> No.2329119

Is it bad that I want to teach in Japan so I can get nip teenage girls to fall in love with me?

Not that i'd actually do anything with them. It's just heartwarming having girls huddle in small groups and whisper about how cute I am.

>> No.2329120

teacher. Thank you?

>> No.2329128

>>2329113
they're kindergartners. He says he spends an entire day teaching them to say, "THE COW IS BIG"

>> No.2329130

>>2329119
you think just like me

>> No.2329135

>>2329119
Are you even somewhat attractive?

>> No.2329141

>>2329119
Not really anything wrong with it.

I had female teachers in high school who would come in wearing miniskirts and fishnet tights just to tease students. Nothing ever happened to them. I think a few of them were fucking the headmaster though so that's probably why.

>> No.2329142

>>2329027
>pic
I d'awwed.

>> No.2329150

>>2329135
I'll probably come off as arrogant by saying it, but yes.

Yes, I am attractive. hurr

>> No.2329154

The pleasure of eating chocolate. I kind of want to be an elementary teacher, but I don't think I'm fit for it.

>> No.2329157

>>2329119
>>2329142
It's adorable
>chocolate tasty eating please?

>> No.2329160

why is a korean called michelle?

what the fuck? they use roman names?

>> No.2329162

>>2329150
Then why use that for cheap thrills? Why not pick one up and have consensual sex with her whilst a video camera is capturing everything you do.

>> No.2329166

michelle?
wait what?
that is not a very korean name at all.

>> No.2329170

>>2329160
Many language classes give students names from the language they're learning.

>> No.2329173

>>2329160
>>2329166
u fags ever take a spanish class in highschool?
me llamo pedro en la clasa de espanol

>> No.2329180

OP here...
you fags have strayed quite a bit.

>> No.2329193

>>2329162
because i'd rather not deal with the drama that'd incur if someone happened to find out that I fucked one of my students.

I can use my students as a gateway to sleep with women my age instead.

>> No.2329195

>>2329173
mee lamo ez joowan

>> No.2329198

>>2329170
So he's teaching French?

>> No.2329206

>>2329173
jajaja BR?

>> No.2329216

>>2329206
Brazilians speak Portuguese you ignorant fuck.

>> No.2329220

Your bro sucks at teaching, I could barely understand what was being said in that card

>> No.2329227

>>2329216
BR?

>> No.2329230

>>2329193
Faggot.

If someone finds out, you can make a romantic getaway to a small stranded island and live their happily for the rest of your lives.

Just you and your teenage Japanese waifu. Sex everywhere. Little mongrel babies that you can later fuck when you strangle your waifu when she gets her first wrinkle.

>> No.2329234

To what extent are we allowed to fuck with the students' heads in Japan? Am I allowed to have a "Show some goddamned respect or else you get a fucking mind-raping pop quiz worth 90% of your grade and if you get more than one error you fucking fail" rule?

>> No.2329259

>>2329234
english class is a joke in japan. why do you think there is so much engrish in animu even though they take classes for years?

>> No.2329270

>>2329259

Touche

>> No.2329284

OP here...
i guess no one here knows...
i guess that means there will be little competition in the running.

>> No.2329295
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>>2329193
>sleep with women my age

>> No.2329330

LLLLAAAAAAWWWWWL

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