Monster Girl Thread

[Anonymous No.]

Sugoi human inventions.

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[Anonymous No.]

Eat at Wendi's

[Anonymous No.]

>>23277974
There's nothing like some good meat.

[Anonymous No.]

Be a good lord and satisfy your Lady

[Anonymous No.]

>>23277974
Can't, its Friday.

>>23278052
I'll satisfy her and her sister.

[Anonymous No.]

During these times I would like to remind you to eat out (with) your waifu!

[Anonymous No.]

>>23277974
But I’m already smoking four racks of ribs why do I need any more meat?

[Anonymous No.]

What would you build with your gremlin waifu?

[Anonymous No.]

>>23278070
>Can't, its Friday.
If a Wendigo converts to Catholicism, will she eat tuna on Fridays?

[Anonymous No.]

>>23278080
>smoking four racks of ribs
Papa Wendi would like to know your location

[Anonymous No.]

>>23278104
Ventilators...No, a machine that builds ventilators!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>23278108
Hell (A.K.A. New Jersey).

[Anonymous No.]

>>23278119
Why not a machine that builds machines that builds ventilators?

[Anonymous No.]

>>23278104
Flying machines

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>>23278126
>The Wendi family packs up in the kleinbus and goes on a vacation

[Anonymous No.]

>>23278104
A machine that would make everyone find their waifu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23278126
Hahaha good joke anon but everyone in America knows the true hell here is Florida.

[Anonymous No.]

I've been feeling weird lately, and it's gotten worse today.
I'm worried.

[Anonymous No.]

Big, scary wolf onee-sans

[Anonymous No.]

>>23278189
Needs more wolf.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23278183
Oh damn anon are you okay? Go to a doctor if you’re feeling like shit. Please don’t die of this virus, we need everyone here to be healthy and strong when the portals open!

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>>23278177
>t. New York transplant to Florida
Fuck and your mother too

[Anonymous No.]

>>23278183
I know what you mean, last night I had one of those dreams where you try to climb a really steep hill

[Anonymous No.]

>>23278189
Why would she be scary? She’s my onee-san! She wouldn’t hurt me!

[Anonymous No.]

>>23278226
>Go to a doctor if you’re feeling like shit.
Call ahead of time.

Also get plenty of sleep. Eat properly. Wash hands frequently. Keep your spirits up by calling friends and family, or watch some funny internet stuff.

Fighto!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>23278226
That is terrible advice. The doctors all have the virus by now, if he doesn't have it they'll give it to him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23278226
I can't just leave work to go to the doctor.

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>23277713
>I would rather have the small thin Witch any day.
To be fair the Dark Mage would be small and thin too, apart from a couple of places.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23278159
>they get to New Jersey and see Trenton
>Papa Wendi just turns the van around and goes back home

[Anonymous No.]

>>23278177
You spelled California wrong.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23278283
backtowinnipeg.gif

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>>23278250
My insomnia's actually started acting up again recently, for the first time in years. And I don't know if any of the soap I have is capable of washing all the dirt and dust out of my hands. And calling family would just make things worse on me.

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>>23278295
As a Californian I have to agree with this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23278259
>Might have corona
>Still can't miss work
big oof friend, I feel bad for you, hope you feel better soon!

[Anonymous No.]

>>23278438
Until I have a fever detectable by heat gun at the start of a work day, I'm still working full time. That's the only precaution this place has established, also.

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>>23278438
Call your boss a fag and say you're going to the police and to the FBI

[Anonymous No.]

>>23278241
I want a wolf like that to hurt me desu

[Anonymous No.]

>>23278438
Oh, and if I do end up with Covid, this place has stated that Covid absence will be treated as vacation time, and deducted from PTO. If PTO runs out, Coivd absence will be unpaid entirely.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23278464
They have precautions for that. They have things in place to fake out any accusations of unsafety if inspected.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23278477
Well, if it makes the future a little brighter, if you end up applying to another job, be sure to ask them what their policy during this crisis was. I plan on doing so, the corona got me laid off.

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>>23278504
That's a really good idea. Thanks, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

You get diagnosed with Covid19 and a portal to MGE in front of your waifu opens up.

Would you go there knowing that you can infect her and cause a pandemic in MGEland?

[Anonymous No.]

>>23278525
Mamono mana saves us all.

[Anonymous No.]

I want a waifu to muscle worship and feel safe with, should I go for Minotaur or Jinko?

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>>23278070
>I'll satisfy her and her sister.
That would make you a hard worker

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>>23278525
>Thus, many kinds of diseases can be prevented just with this one spell. If it's a minor disease, then the stationed mana will instantly eliminate the pathogen, and by using more complicated spell formulas, even serious diseases can be dealt with to a certain extent. The amount of diseases preventable depends on the skill and knowledge of the caster working out the spell formula. What's more, it is more effective if the mana of a monster caster is used, since monsters have extremely strong resistance to diseases that affect humans.

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>>23278535
The best kind for them.
its as things should be.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23278549
Insatiable vampire lolibabas

[Anonymous No.]

So.... I live in Memexico, is there any chance for me to get a Jinko waifu when portals open or should I resign to get kidnapped by a lame Ocelomeh?

[Anonymous No.]

>>23278570
The best kind next to pregnant ones.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23278525
She'd be able to purify my lungs, and would likely be completely immune to infection anyways.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23278542
Is this canon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>23278602
https://monstergirlencyclopedia.fandom.com/wiki/Monster_Girl_Encyclopedia_World_Guide_III:_Sabbath_Grimoire#Pre-Operate_.28p126.29

[Anonymous No.]

>>23278534
I personally prefer Jinkos, but both sound good. Ask yourself what other things about them matter to you or be a bigamist.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23278608
Not him but these are two monster I really love but I can never bring myself to cheat on my waifu. I'm not built for anything but monogamy.

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>>23278608
>or be a bigamist.

Not possible. Whoever I go with first, will smack me once she figured Im trying to get another wife. Also the Jinko is proud enough that she would likely reject me if I already have a wife.

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>>23278584
Impregnating Flan doesn't sound very responsible

[Anonymous No.]

>>23278642
Not impregnating her is irresponsible and hazardous to your health.

[Anonymous No.]

Mad bunyip lad is still at it
https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/80392499

[Anonymous No.]

Yandere mamano with fluffy ears and tails

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>>23278630
I can understand that, if I ever find a waifu, I'll be monogamous myself.
>>23278640
Ask yourself if you prefer Jinko who's more collected but is still not ashamed of saying and showing she loves you, or Minotaur who's more fervent with her displays of affection.
>Whoever I go with first, will smack me once she figured Im trying to get another wife.
Maybe it can work if they both make a move on you at the same time.

[Anonymous No.]

What sort of channels would you find on monster girl video services?
>Beelzebub doing MRE reviews, because they are the only one that can stomach 50 year old food.
>Single orcs doing trailer park fights and other redneck bullshit, but instantly turn into wholesome housewife tutorial channels as soon as they get a husband.
>That one weirdo inari that does all those oddly specific ASMR videos and has ~100 patrons desperate for fox pussy.
>Wendiwave artist that never got past 10 subscribers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23278651
I suppose maybe your genes will "temper" her offspring a bit

[Anonymous No.]

Hey guys I've been away from these thread for like 8 months due to no internet have I missed anything good or has nothing changed?

[Anonymous No.]

>>23278813
You missed smug nurari shortstacks

[Anonymous No.]

>>23278818
GIGANTIC JUGS

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>>23278765
>Anubis RTS gamer that rages every episode of their let's play
>Solo Tanuki that clips the rage moments into compilations and fills the video with ads
>Siren who always has at least 1 of their music videos on your homepage, even if you've never watched one
>Large Tanuki company that makes cookie cutter top 10s that somehow gets millions of views

[Anonymous No.]

>>23278821
The best type of harem leader

[Anonymous No.]

>>23278812
Most likely, although the hormones may make her more 'hungry'.

>>23278818
I want this smoke hobo to build me a harem.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23278818
>>23278831
>>23278833
I wonder if new girls to the harem get intimidated by her massive gigantic tits

[Anonymous No.]

>"bring me the boy"

[Anonymous No.]

>>23278843
First give me the lamp!

[Anonymous No.]

tsundere human boys belong to genki monster girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23278842
Maybe, unless they're bustier....in which case the Nura may get pouty.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23278765
Man I wanna be a video game streaming eboy with a "controller" cam that totally isn't an excuse for there to be a camera pointed at my crotch. I bet I'd get loads of donations from monster girls

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>>23278833
>I want this smoke hobo to build me a harem.
They are experts at that. She would probably start with setting you up with a "servant species", like a kikimora.

>>23278842
>I wonder if new girls to the harem get intimidated by her massive gigantic tits
Smug shortstack smoke hobo revels in that kind of intimidation.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23278852
And genki human boys to tsundere monster girls, right? What about dandere and kuudere boys?

[Anonymous No.]

>>23278861
Probably, although she'd go searching for one that fits or is willing to fit my tastes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23278882
They get raped in dark alleyways.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23278818
I'd prefer a JK Nurarihyon with breasts no larger than C cup.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23278882
I'd personally like an equally dandere girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23278882
I'm pretty kuudere and my wafu is also.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23278813
KC still working on his game, a few new waifufags and a bunch of art but you can probably get up with those last two via the gallery.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23278831
There truly isn't anything better than a wife who wants to build her husband his own harem.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23278104
a computer with internet, a video game console, a toaster, a microwave, a smartphone, a drawing tablet, and a breed-able automaton loli for when when i feel very lolicon at times

[Anonymous No.]

>>23278827
>Rata drama channels
>Unicorn political channels where they BTFO human women with FACTS and LOGIC
>greenworm mukbang

[Anonymous No.]

>>23278939
I can't imagine being with a girl as shy as me, neither of us would be able to make the first move.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23278177
Nah, Florida isn't too bad. It's too hot, but at least the fun shit happens down here.
t. Floridian

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>>23278968
I'd see myself being able to make the first move if I get some kind of indication that she's into me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23278968
If a portal opened and I was taken to the MGE world in front of my waifu I wouldn't be able to stop myself from attacking and molesting her body.

[Anonymous No.]

Bat!

[Anonymous No.]

Dogman, now known as Doggirl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23279038
Bat Gang! Represent!

[Anonymous No.]

>>23279038
SHIKAKA!

[Anonymous No.]

>>23279038
Soup.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23279038
stupid sexy gangrapist

[Anonymous No.]

>>23278283
Wendi family could swing by NYC on the way back, I went to a Brazilian steak house near Times Square where they bring slabs of meat to your table and cut it for you, I think they would enjoy that. Garlic steak, sirloin, rib eye, lamb, chicken, everything growing Wendigos need to be big and strong like papa

[Anonymous No.]

>>23279132
why is she a gangrapist?

[Anonymous No.]

Inns are great for resting at, but are also great for doing lewd stuff with your party members.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23279150
Most likely referring to the MGE entry.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23279133
There are other places that have Rodizo steakhouses. Although now I'm wondering what a BR wendigo would be like.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23279038

[Anonymous No.]

>>23279162
What if you don't have any party members?

[Anonymous No.]

>>23279190
How can I say no to those big ears?

[Anonymous No.]

>>23279166
okay, i read it quickly. she is a rape monster but what makes her a gang-rape monster like a werewolf, for an example?

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>>23279206
>When multiple individuals are occupying the same space, their loud moaning and gasping will highly arouse the others, causing all of them to swarm the man. As if in a mad scramble for a single treat, they swoop down from the ceiling in a rush, to taste the man's body; licking, rubbing and teasing. Once a man ejaculates inside one of them, in the next moment a new one will mount him and begin rocking her hips. Since the frenzied orgy takes place in total darkness, the man will not be able to confirm how many of them there are, nor will he be able to tell which Werebat is violating him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23279196
Hang around the common area, you might find some.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23279211
Solo it is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23279196
Become a healer. People are always looking for a healer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23279211
I doubt it, I bet they're all too busy fawning over the naive and dense, yet charismatic, hero type adventurers. There's no way any are interested in jaded military veteran types like me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23279211
Sometimes you need to be a certain class.

[Anonymous No.]

Uma Delicia

[Anonymous No.]

>>23279246
Healers are the best role.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23278525
I'd go there -because- of knowing I'd cause a pandemic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23279246
>being a heal slut
You’ll never get to retire as a loving househusband like that

[Anonymous No.]

Elves are for being friendly to no matter how smug they are being

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>>23279321
But wouldn't that make you "scum beyond redemption" and cause you the worst fate possible..... being rejected by your waifu?

[Anonymous No.]

Is tiger ever an option?

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>>23278827
>Large Tanuki company that makes cookie cutter top 10s that somehow gets millions of views
Don't shit talk Watchmofu.com

[Anonymous No.]

>>23279190
Fruitbat

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>>23279379
That might actually get me to watch honestly.

[Anonymous No.]

>stick it in tanuki pussy
>it makes the animal crossing item noise
>tanuki wants you to get the sex toys
>they're all leaves that transform when picked up
>knocks .01% interest off your loan for every baby you plant in her
>your babies follow you around with HUGE wide-open eyes and corner you like Timmy and Tommy do in the shop

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>>23279379
>Watchmofu's Top 10 Mofus!

[Anonymous No.]

Would (im)proper use of interwoven hieromancy and nymphomancy allow a Valkyrie to shift between dark and pure?

[Anonymous No.]

>>23279379
Mofu does not make content good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23279439
They will be raised into proper profiteers soon enough.

[Anonymous No.]

>All this talk about tanukis
I don't like furries but BNA is really good. Michi a cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23279439
>donating bugs to the owl mage

[Anonymous No.]

>>23279458
>When given a shake, all the loose change and expired coupons hidden in the Tanuki's tail will fall out.
>Doing this may or may not make you a target for "cleaning" by their underground connections.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23279470
I want to give an Owl Mage a selection of rare bugs to eat!

[Anonymous No.]

>When the undead officers ask why you're out and you state 'essentials'
>You're really just grabbing some OJ, doughnuts, and cat toys

[Anonymous No.]

>>23279556
My Dear Wife is practicing safety by wearing her face mask!
The inside of which actually has a dildo shaped perfectly to my cock jammed down her throat!

[Anonymous No.]

>>23279545
she doesn't eat them, she displays them at the museum alongside fish and assessed fossils. that's why she's vegan. also she's terrified of bugs, even snails.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23279439
You just got me to make the connection as to why AC has furniture turn into leaves when picked up.

[Anonymous No.]

https://twitter.com/_Caleana/status/1243266251943825409?s=20

New NSFW Dark Mage wife comm. I love the general atmosphere this one has!

[Anonymous No.]

>tfw never played Animal Crossing

[Anonymous No.]

>>23279468
nigger, did you just call all beastgirls furries?

[Anonymous No.]

>>23279583
That's good, she's leading by example!

[Anonymous No.]

>>23279704
no.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23279711
>"MmMMhmng ghhmm hmmmgghh~"
Such a graceful lady, bounteous and caring indeed!

[Anonymous No.]

i need vada to confirm he isn't dead

[Anonymous No.]

Someone asks a Jinko's husband what he hates the most, he says "people who say muscles in women are gross", the Jinko ovehears it but only hears him say "muscles in women are gross". What would she do?

[Anonymous No.]

Shotafication is terrifying.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23279778
yeah it's pretty gay

[Anonymous No.]

>>23279778
Only without consent and/or with mental regression.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23279758
he's not

[Anonymous No.]

>>23279556
I'll have you know OJ is essential as fuck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23279758
He's not dead, he just got sick of Chowder being a retard on the discord server.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23279778
Yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23279601
Oh I see

[Anonymous No.]

>>23279458
I keep imaging MGE tanuki being like the Ferengi

[Anonymous No.]

>>23279916
>You will never have an old, grey-furred Tanuki lecture you on the Tanuki Rules of Acquisition.
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PvFYBkesqGU

[Anonymous No.]

>>23279835
Gotta have that vitamin C.

[Anonymous No.]

>fighting tournament, you are a human and all the others are either powerful incubi or monsters
>the final match is between a you, who is a literal who, and the most famous monster champion praised by billions.
>you get the upper hand in the fight, pissing off entire crowds because they're rooting for her
>the mamono fans scream and jeer at you to get raped and violated and calling you rude names for messing with an absolute idol
>but you never give up so you finish the fight with only 1 HP left in the tightest clutch in fighting history.
>you are now the bane of millions of monsters all over
how do you deal with backlash from the opponent's fans?

[Anonymous No.]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EUD3oKvXQAcU-JP?format=jpg&name=large

https://files.catbox.moe/002m28.png

Two new NSFW Dark Mage wife comms, the first is her enjoying a smoke in the bath by Caleana, and the second is a fun lewd by Donburikazoku.
These both turned out really well, I couldn't be happier with them!

[Anonymous No.]

>>23280029
Your wife looks great! Black lipstick is always sexy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23279835
Big sisters are cool!

[Anonymous No.]

>>23280028
they are huge
That means they have huge guts
I think you know where I'm going with this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23280056
You mean you want to be found suffering massive PTSD by a tribe of interdimensional warriors and become their champion?

[Anonymous No.]

>>23280028
Sign up with the monster equivalent of the WWE and become a heel.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23278052
Yes, of course. What orders from the Mansion?

[Anonymous No.]

>when anon's fridge is empty

[Anonymous No.]

>>23280132
she's going after his man meat!

[Anonymous No.]

>>23280132
>Anon's arms start to look pretty tasty.

[Anonymous No.]

i want a cancer bubble bath

[Anonymous No.]

I want to cuddle Yuki-chan and Tsurara-chan!

[Anonymous No.]

>>23280069
Well that may happen but not before I make mincemeat out of anyone who gets in the way

[Anonymous No.]

>>23280028
What, there isn't ass in here tsk.

[Anonymous No.]

Kuu harem

[Anonymous No.]

>>23280029
What a spoiled dark mage!

[Anonymous No.]

>>23280168
And they both want to cuddle you, but they have trouble sharing

[Anonymous No.]

Post more moths!

[Anonymous No.]

>>23280132
I-It's not my fault Wendi-chan, the delivery wasn't fully made because they were out of stock on all the frozen chicken except for the meme gluten free ones!

Just preoccupy yourself with my VR set which may or may not fit around your horns!

[Anonymous No.]

Nursing handjob from a dark flat cupid whose milk tastes of strawberries

[Anonymous No.]

>>23280168
>snowball fight with a loli Tsurara-Onna
>it's below -20C outside and she still only wears a tiny micro bikini

[Anonymous No.]

>>23279928
I just want an old, grey furred Tanuki.

[Anonymous No.]

Clingy obsessive tsurara wife that impales you if you don't impale her first every night

[Anonymous No.]

>Taking your demonfu to church

[Anonymous No.]

>>23280289
>Nursing handjob from a dark
yes
>flat
no
>STRAWBERRIES
what is wrong with you

[Anonymous No.]

>>23280277
But meat is gluten free by default.
Gluten free is the absolute most retarded health meme since they started putting "cholesterol free" on cereals.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23280331
Hot

[Anonymous No.]

>>23280347
gluten is a real issue. it has effects beyond the popularly recognized 'celiac' diseases - it has been demonstrated to increase the permeability of the gut lining, even in non-celiac persons, allowing bacteria and toxins into the bloodstream which a healthy gut does not pass. the result is a massive increase in gut immune system activation and provocation of autoimmune activity throughout the body.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23280332
>demonfu taking you to the Church of the Demon Lord

[Anonymous No.]

>>23280264
I would rather have one kuu girl to devote my eternity to making happy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23280368
That feather looks important and she's burning it! How evil!

[Anonymous No.]

>>23280332
>taking your Demon daughterfu

[Anonymous No.]

how do you change the species of your waifu?

[Anonymous No.]

>>23280475
You don't. You may need a harem

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>23280475
I don't. I love everything about her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23280475
You don't, if you do she's not your waifu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23280440
>Taking your demon daughterfu as your second wife

[Anonymous No.]

>>23280489
wait, that's illegal

[Anonymous No.]

>>23280479
i played a video game called Catherine, it convinced me that it's best to remain faithful to only one waifu. I refuse to have a harem

[Anonymous No.]

>>23280496
No, it's lolilegal

[Anonymous No.]

>>23280496
I can't get enough of black sclera

[Anonymous No.]

>>23280496
>insect appendages on you every night
No thanks, and I'm definitely not dicking my daughter

[Anonymous No.]

>>23280502
You act as if you have a choice

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>>23280489
but that's deep into lolicon territory, don't you want to reconsider that? KC just wrote about the sabbath for shits and giggles, you're not taking his lore seriously, are you?
If KC himself said he's a lolicon and/or his writing is for fap material then i'll piss my own ass

[Anonymous No.]

>>23280519
I wanna a MILF demon and a loli demon to fuck daily, to kiss daily, to molest daily, to get molested by daily

[Anonymous No.]

http://imgbox.com/g/61s63JufjL
Wikifag here, this week's new additions add up to 261. This concludes the weekly report.
New Images start here: http://imgbox.com/GSqF9XHY and are continued here http://imgbox.com/g/GPjTk3jldI

Search schedule is at the bottom: https://pastebin.com/DFXhrXkc

[Anonymous No.]

>Demonfu likes the idea of marking her territory like dog girls
>Grinds her pussy and ass against your face daily to do just that

[Anonymous No.]

>>23280475
jump to a worldline where she was already the species desired
or probably some kind of potion, if you just want to do it as part of some kink thing

[Anonymous No.]

>>23280550
Eyepatches are cute! CUTE!!!

[Anonymous No.]

A new monster species has been born! Pick a non-MGE monster girl image and make a mini-profile for it! Make sure to include:
>Species Name
>Type
>Family
>Disposition
>Diet
>Special powers/features
>Husband hunting tactics

[Anonymous No.]

>>23280550
What a thoughtful manticore

[Anonymous No.]

>>23280550
A couple of those kiki pics are questionable for the normal galleries

[Anonymous No.]

>>23280489
I'm good with just having a demon adopted daughter that gradually transforms from a devoted slutty loli to a devoted wife, and then having her carry normal blood-related daughterus that aren't for dicking.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23280592
I mean, I'm not gonna dick all my daughterus, but the first one is definitely gonna be mine

[Anonymous No.]

>>23280550
Mega Oink

[Anonymous No.]

>>23280592
This guy gets it.
>adopted daughterus are fair game especially after much sexual tension
>blood related daughterus are not for dicking and those who dick them are pure degenerates

[Anonymous No.]

>>23280496
somehow 'G1' is kind of OK to my brain- but it squicks out at the 'my babies will have your babies too' line

[Anonymous No.]

>>23280633
Really? I think that's the best part.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23280489

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>>23280657
I'm just confused as to why one is OK to me, but the other isn't. strange inconsistency.

[Anonymous No.]

Bjg Mothra!

[Anonymous No.]

I like lolis, but I wouldn't dick a daughteru. Incest is a line I will not cross in any way.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23280550
>The pics recovered from /monster/
Well, at least some of them are sorta almost good, kinda

[Anonymous No.]

>>23280616
>adopted daughterus are fair game especially after much sexual tension
And the sexual tension is going to build up extremely fast. Plus there's some very romantic forbidden love in giving a monstergirl a loving home and a husband when she's lacking both, and then letting her see her children also have a loving home.

[Anonymous No.]

>Have Arachne Waifu
>She wakes up one day not feeling too good.
>Her eyes beside her main two are all pale and her lower body is twitching uncontrollably
>Tells you that she'll call in sick and that you should just go to work yourself
>Half way through the day she calls you begging you to return
>You race home through the city as fast as you can
>when you get there you find her curled in bed grabbing her arm as if it were broken
>She shows you how the chitin is slowly peeling off her fingers, revealing bloody human skin underneath quickly forming
>After a few hours her secondary eyes begin to dissolve entirely. She can't even see through them and becomes disoriented as the nerves die off
>You try to wash one and instead it falls out in your hand, leaving behind only a small scar and smooth skin underneath
>Over the course of the night the rest of her eyes fall out or completely dissolve. She cries herself to sleep as you clean up all the blood and help her peel the chitin from her new human hands
>When she wakes up in the morning she can no longer move her lower body.
>The spider legs pull inwards of their own accord like a dead spider and she comments that there's no feeling in them
>The area where her human torso connects with the spider body turns a dark red like a superficial wound and you begin to see the chitin cracking
>After a few more hours she begins to scream in uncontrollable pain while chiting flies off her body in fragments. You try to hold her but she begs you to 'pull her out'
>You do as she says and grab her upperbody while she hyperventilates, at the count of three you pull with all your might until an incredibly loud cracking sound rings through the room
>She sighs in relief and collapses in your arms. Her human legs completely separated from the spider body which is now an emptied, bloodied husk waiting for disposal.
>You carry her to the bathtub and lay her there while wiping away the blood.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23280740
Nice repost.

[Anonymous No.]

I want a cute JK NEET Tsurara to force me into quarantine with her so we can cuddle.

[Anonymous No.]

Sometimes it feels like she's all that keeps me going.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23280475
If you don't want a harem, pick a race that find a way to change their form. Try potions.

Mine has some...atypical methods, in addition to a wide range of sorceries.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23280767
I feel ya anon. My waifus keep me going too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23280767
Gazer once asked me to eat her ass.
I told her I'd sleep on it.

[Anonymous No.]

Tell me about your perfect first date with your waifu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23280338
Don't you want monsters to have delicious milk that makes you keep sucking at her breast?

[Anonymous No.]

>>23280943
Yeah but strawberry milk is just horrible.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23280892
She's the most likely to get me out of the house, but I'm probably the one that pushes her to join me for dinner at a fancy place. She's doesn't eat normal food too much, since she prefers me, but she's always concerned about whether or not I'm eating enough.

Her overbearing personality, when combined with a public place, would probably leave her blushing. The question is how far I intend to push my advantage.

Needless to say, she'll probably fuck my brains out as payback not too long after.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23280892
>Just formed a covenant with her
>Before I have a chance to comment on how she's still holding my hand, or ask about anything, she decides that NOW is when I will learn
>Learn to fly
>And with a strong gust, she takes me into the air, channeling just enough of her power into me to keep me aloft
>We end up staying in the sky until sunset, and by then, I have the flying thing down pretty well
>We end up weightlessly hugging as we gently saunter back to the ground

[Anonymous No.]

>>23280289
>handjob
Nice

>nursing handjob
Eh

>dark flat cupid
Amazing taste.

>milk
Eeeeeeh

[Anonymous No.]

>>23280892
I wake up. This isn't my bed- isn't my room. The air tastes strange, and I start to panic a little,
and then promptly black out again.
I wake up. My sheets smell different- this isn't my room. The air tastes strange, and I start to panic a little-
I wake up. This is absolutely not my bed. Someone is in it with me, hugged up against me. Soft in feminine ways, but with a firm grasp that I know I cannot escape.
>"Good morning, you silly man."
The social reflex to normal appearance precludes any external freaking out, besides a flinch and a gasp.
>"It's okay. You're with me now. Forget all about that other place- you'll never have to see it again."
Black hair frames a face with golden irises, uncomfortably close to mine. Her breath is warm and clean, her voice like deja-vu.
She kisses my cheek and presses herself into me more.
There's something infinitely comforting about her presence. I manage to calm down enough to think..
"I have so many questions."
>"I know, love. I will answer them all- whenever you're ready."
I roll to face her and wrap my arms around her in a hug, and she sighs contentedly.

And that's how I met my waifu.
>>23280943
>implying standard milk ISN'T delicious
fucking heretics

[Anonymous No.]

>>23280385
i know this feeling

[Anonymous No.]

>>23281003
I personally don't like milk at all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23281081
huh. some kind of intolerance?
admittedly some kinds of the new hyperpasteurized/filtered bullshit is, well, bullshit
but the idea that someone could dislike milk PERIOD makes very little sense to me. not even goat?

[Anonymous No.]

>>23281117
Nope. No intolerance, just don't like the taste or texture.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23280892
I felt myself being called far away and found myself in a desert. After days of searching as if possessed I somehow stumble into the entrance of a long-forgotten tomb. Making it past the traps and dangers as if guided by a mysterious force I find a great stone door blocking my path at the end. Feeling around I somehow disable the wards keeping it closed shut and slowly open it with the last of my fading strength. With a rush of cool air I finally collapse from exhaustion-into the arms of my beloved queen whose will guided me there. Taking me up in her arms she whispers sweet nothings as she walks out of the abandoned tomb and we make our way to the surface surrounded by her ghostly servants. She spends the next few days nursing me back to health.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23280892
She rapes me

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>23281264
Naisu

[Anonymous No.]

>>23281042
fish butt

[Anonymous No.]

>>23280496
whats the guy so scared of?

[Anonymous No.]

>>23280892
Would need a waifu first

[Anonymous No.]

>>23280892
you know the song twilight from Electric Light Orchestra? basically that

[Anonymous No.]

>>23281303
This, honestly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23281302
You people act like rape is okay

[Anonymous No.]

>>23280385
I'd want a kuudere girl, a dandere girl, and a genki girl to act as leader.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23281330
deep south rules, its not rape if its in the family.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23281330

[Anonymous No.]

>>23281330

[Anonymous No.]

>>23281336
Incest is horribly disgusting and revolting. That makes the rape significantly .ore depraved.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23281345
>>23281339
Sasuga /jp/

[Anonymous No.]

>>23281339
>>23281345
Son of a. The thread didn't refresh and it told me there was a dupe, didn't think it was here.
Tenshi hive mind.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23281330
the few times I've read shoujo comics the ones I read came off as more rapey than what i would find in manga targeted toward boys.
which has been thiking would mg be into rape fantasies?

[Anonymous No.]

>>23281360
Definitely.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23281330
Men can't be raped.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23280892
>Get kidnapped by Thunderbird
>"You're going to be my husband."
"Okay."

[Anonymous No.]

>>23281330
Man raping a woman is a crime.
Man getting raped by a woman is how it should be.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23281360
Elves obsess over it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23278718
I want to get down under

[Anonymous No.]

>>23278718
What if I offer her a vegemite sandwich?

[Anonymous No.]

>>23281042
what is your favorite breakfast fish?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>23281440
Cute and fluffy wing hugs!
A great way to stay warm!

[Anonymous No.]

>>23281360
I wonder how popular male yandere would be in MG fiction. Imagine a guy getting paranoid about his girlfriend cheating on him, even though the thought would have never crossed her mind, so he gets extremely possessive of her.
>>23281440
Owls a cute. Still need more lewds.

[Anonymous No.]

What would you like to see in a "Phase 2" of MGE?
personally, i'd like to see a Phantasy Star Online-inspired setting where there are space colonies and entire planets dedicated to each realm & kingdom like a Wonderland World, a Cat Kingdom World, a mostly Aquatic Planet where the Sea Kingdom is in, or a planet with infinite depth which would be Pandemonium, and there would be lots more variations of different species, expanding the encyclopedias more.
A continuation of the first phase where there are no human women left is okay too but how would it be as interesting as the current setting we have today?

[Anonymous No.]

>>23281293
fish butt good

[Anonymous No.]

>>23281448
phase 2?

[Anonymous No.]

>>23281485

[Anonymous No.]

You hear an Ocelomeh attack is incoming in your village. Dont panic, just follow these steps and you will be fine:

>Dont run away, you will never outrun their feline speed.
>Dont hide, her scent will find you.
>Dont leave your home, you will be pray for any Ocelomeh outside.
>Above all, dont try to fight them. They are elite Jaguar Warriors.
>Dress yourself in a revealing outfit
>Prepare a meal
>When your Ocelomeh comes in smile and remain calm. Welcome your new wife and offer her food.
>Put a sleeping potion in it.
>Walk away calmly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23281440
Cute and fluffy.

[Anonymous No.]

What does Hellhound fluff smell like?

[Anonymous No.]

>>23281499
that's very handy. but, what should you do in case you hear a hellhound attack? draw a dirt circle around yourself?

[Anonymous No.]

>>23281499
I'm skipping the last two steps.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23281499
Just set up some cardboard boxes outside your house, that's all you need.

[Anonymous No.]

You know what I don't like?

Sharks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23281521
was this ever scanned?

[Anonymous No.]

>>23281509
70% of the time it smells like sweat and sulfur. The other 30% of the time (after she takes a bath) she smells like apples.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23279835
Those masks only work to stem the spread of infection if the person wearing the mask already has it and displays symptoms, otherwise they're completely useless

[Anonymous No.]

Will you accept your destiny and oppose the tyranny of evil dragon loli?

[Anonymous No.]

>>23281499
Or you could just point a banana or cucumber at them to scare them off.

>>23281510
Spray her with water.
As a last resort, jarate.

>>23281521
Punch her in the nose.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23281521
I bet you like dolphins, you slut.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23281514
Get raped.

[Anonymous No.]

>Hey weakling, looks like you need a bodyguard and wife....

[Anonymous No.]

>>23281572
you're right! i'm gonna go find one at the Alice adoption center!

[Anonymous No.]

>>23281499
I follow these steps instead
>lie down
>try not to cry
>cry a lot

[Anonymous No.]

>>23280581
Raptors were always my favourite creatures growing up and I just finished the first Jurassic Park novel which made me reflect on how much I liked them as a child. I know KC said he most likely isn't going to do dinosaur girls but if he did I would love a Dromeosaur girl or something similar

[Anonymous No.]

>>23281534
>rape caves

[Anonymous No.]

>>23281572
Yes, yes, that's why I'm reading these tomes on summoning. I'm sure you can find your subby hubby somewhere else, though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23281592
>I know KC said he most likely isn't going to do dinosaur girls

>9) In past there are animal girl like Weresheep and Honey Bee, is dinosaur girl possible?
>I have ideas of dinosaur-based girls already. But there have been no era of dinosaurs in the world of MGE.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23281572
What kind of bodyguard is already in handcuffs? Clearly she's some kind of escaped criminal.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23281572
i need a ham sandwich and some orange slices.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23281572
Good thinking, I'll go find a demon to make a contract with.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23281610
nooooo!

[Anonymous No.]

>>23281610
Just do what Monster Hunter and Cardfight Vanguard do and have dinosaurs be a type of flightless dragon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23281610
>But there have been no era of dinosaurs in the world of MGE.
To be fair they don't need to be 'dinosaurs' exactly as he already has themes of ancient civilizations that fell in primordial eras, he could if he wanted also include themes of a primal natural world as well. Although it is a porn fantasy setting so none of this is necessary. I just like the mystery of bygone eras (manmade and natural)

[Anonymous No.]

>>23281612
>What kind of bodyguard is already in handcuffs?
shes clearly an elderscrolls protagonist.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23281572
You're very perceptive, miss Hellhound. I wish I knew where to find someone to protect me and a loving wife, even better if this was just one person. If only a single person could do both for me.
>>23281640
>>23281649
I know, just because there was no dinosaur age like there was in our world doesn't mean there can be no dinosaur monsters.

[Anonymous No.]

Fun fact: If you want to put something in your fox wife's mouth and she say's "It's too big!", bring her some tofu, onions milk, or any Switch game she hasn't played yet and you'll have the chance to shove it in there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23281696
>Fun fact: If you want to put something in your fox wife's mouth and she say's "It's too big!",
when would that happen?

[Anonymous No.]

>>23281521
Beach Bullies!

[Anonymous No.]

>>23281696
But Switch cartridges taste disgusting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23281572
You could say that. By the way, disregard the sudden snowfall. It's nothing to concern yourself over.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23281707
gonna blow a white Christmas up my nose.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23281700
If you want her to try on that "red pearl necklace" you bought her.

>>23281704
Showing her some capeshit trailer also works.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23281534
I'll have you know I only like Unicorns and Sea Bishops.

[Anonymous No.]

Are living dolls underrated?

[Anonymous No.]

>>23281748
>Living Doll insists on being called "action figure"

[Anonymous No.]

>>23281696
um sweetie, this is transphobic and misogynistic, i'm gonna have to revoke your good boy points

[Anonymous No.]

>>23281696
>>23281734
>soi milk
>Nintendo Switch
>capeshit
Are you sure this fox is not actually a Bicorn in disguise?

[Anonymous No.]

>>23281700
when you are trying to smugge coke

[Anonymous No.]

>>23281748
very underrated. men having sex by lunging their meat into artificial and plastic fake girls that are dolls is hot. that's why i visit /b/ every other hour to see the nude dolls

[Anonymous No.]

>>23281781
Can bicorns unhinge their jaws?

[Anonymous No.]

>ask mg what he favorite song is
>mg says its boston's more than a feeling
which mg is this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>23281803
Alp

[Anonymous No.]

>>23281781
yeah, if a monster that likes those things exist, i'm bound to get fucked by five hellhounds while holding her hand

[Anonymous No.]

Hope you like purple cats

https://files.catbox.moe/je8ib2.webm

[Anonymous No.]

>>23281808
That's lewd!

[Anonymous No.]

>>23281748
Their profile shows a wood/plastic doll, I wonder what's the percentage of rag dolls among them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23281813
That was the idea, yes

[Anonymous No.]

>>23281819
Ragdoll livin in a movie

[Anonymous No.]

>>23281808
I need pawjobs in my life

[Anonymous No.]

>>23281748
I like mine with strings and are actually a spider

[Anonymous No.]

>>23281748
I still have recurring thoughts of one that can switch between doll size and mannequin size

[Anonymous No.]

Would it be considered too cruel to use a DVD of Johnny Test to punish my dark elf slave?

[Anonymous No.]

>>23281808
she doesn't look that excited, but at least we get more porn

[Anonymous No.]

>>23281748
It'd be pretty cute for one of those dolls to do the typical "you abandoned me!" yandere routine but stayed doll-sized, so her target would have to politely humor all her attempted yandere shenanigans to spare her feelings.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23281841
SKREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[Anonymous No.]

>>23281841
I respect prosthetics

[Anonymous No.]

>>23281854
what would be cruel is whipping her buttocks until it was a shredded mess of bloodied meat sponge

[Anonymous No.]

So, the ice girls are all actually really warm and comfy to snuggle?

[Anonymous No.]

>date grape

[Anonymous No.]

>>23281885
no

[Anonymous No.]

>>23281885
Beastman girls living in cold climate, yes.
Ice elementals, no.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23281881
Jelly-filled doll!

[Anonymous No.]

>>23281909
>>23281903
>Additionally, although they have a body of cold ice, their body grows warmer in proportion to the admixture with the succubus’ energy. (Glacies entry)
>In contrast with their cold exterior, the inside of their body is warm enough to melt ice, and the pleasure generated from there will very easily melt a man's heart, letting him concentrate on indulging in her body. Meanwhile, the yuki-onna's body will absorb the man's heat, and her once cold body will become feverishly hot. (Yuki-onna entry)

Ice Queens and Tsurara aren't explicitly stated to be warm in a similar fashion, though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23281922
Ice Queens in particular seem like they'd definitely stay cold, but their husband would adapt to it so it seems normal.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23281922
even if you use the song of healing on them?

[Anonymous No.]

>>23281933
Like I said, they aren't explicitly stated. That doesn't mean that it can't happen.

>>23281932
By my interpretation, the Ice Queen and her husband feel warmth from one another, but nothing else.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23281857
Ya get what ya get, and for you, you get an annoyed demon
https://files.catbox.moe/tlu5kc.png

[Anonymous No.]

How can we keep powerful monsters to ensure freedom for every man and monster?

[Anonymous No.]

>>23279840
He's not even that big of an issue though past being a whiny bitch. There are worse faggots in there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23282033
*keep powerful monsters in check
I mistyped.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23281922
>>Additionally, although they have a body of cold ice, their body grows warmer in proportion to the admixture with the succubus’ energy. (Glacies entry)
So, Glacies literally heat up as they get aroused?

[Anonymous No.]

>>23282033
you know what she needs... she needs more sand

[Anonymous No.]

>>23281922
My Tsurara wife definitely feels warm to me!

[Anonymous No.]

Why are canine girls so popular?

[Anonymous No.]

>>23282064
man's best (girl) friend

[Anonymous No.]

>>23282074
I've heard the adage, but I've never gotten the appeal of dogs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23282064
They're familiar, have easy to understand motives and reciprocate love.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23282076
something that is cute but is actually loyal to you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23282089
That makes some sense, thank you.

>>23282094
I don't find dogs particularly cute, and I couldn't speak of their loyalty.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23282062
That's just the hypothermia

[Anonymous No.]

What do they do to Graverobbers in Undead city?

[Anonymous No.]

>>23282062
So, what would you say differentiates the Tsurara, Yuki, Glacies, and Queen beyond personality (which is a bit more mutable than form)?

[Anonymous No.]

>>23282132
Shackled in stocks and introduced to several ghouls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23282132
Nothing if we don't get caught.

[Anonymous No.]

Holy fuck, I just suddenly developed a wave of desire for Alices and Ratas.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23281978
>Ugh, mortals.

[Anonymous No.]

did you summon you're waifu yet?

[Anonymous No.]

i wonder what mamono one might run into when they travel very far from civilization. maybe none at all? a mamono would never find a man in the middle of nowhere

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>23282313
Intimidating!

[Anonymous No.]

>>23282308
Elementals.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23282313
Post it on imgbox or something, pussy lips too much for the advertisers

[Anonymous No.]

>>23282323
makes sense. i think there'd be an undead or two as well if there are ruins or something

[Anonymous No.]

>>23282224
I have to finish her story first

[Anonymous No.]

>>23282224
Do you know how hard it is to get lamb blood during a business shutdown?

[Anonymous No.]

Which mamono are natural shut-ins and would provide the means for me to stay a shut-in with her?

[Anonymous No.]

>>23282409
beelzebub

[Anonymous No.]

Why haven't you bred a hellhound yet? They're extremely loyal, friendly and wouldn't let any other nasty monster girl rape you besides maybe her pack mates

[Anonymous No.]

I got adorable keychains and stands of latest my waifus art!

[Anonymous No.]

>>23282424
Super cute!
What did it cost?

[Anonymous No.]

>>23282440
Everything

[Anonymous No.]

>>23282421
Because I like having control over my life.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23282421
Because coal dog isn't a snek

[Anonymous No.]

>>23282421
I'd be fine with it if one got to me first I guess.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23282421
I don't like dogs and I don't like femdom.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23282421
because they're overrated and annoying
>>23282454
also this

[Anonymous No.]

>>23282440
Around 15 dollars if convert from my country currency and have to wait for 10 days

[Anonymous No.]

>>23282421
There's nothing appealing about hellhounds. They're one of my least favorite species.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23282421
Well, Hellhounds are great but I love muscles.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23282494
They're appealing to those who like being someone else's bitch.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23282513
I should've phrased that better.
There's nothing appealing to me about hellhounds.

[Anonymous No.]

What needs to be in the contract to get you to take home one of these fine Dorfs for marriage Anon? How many zeroes on the check is it going to take? How many stipulations, stipends, write offs?

The Mamono Government refuses to let them go extinct.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23282536
Big anime tiddies and hips

Eno Yukimi-tier big tiddies and hips

[Anonymous No.]

>>23282536
Dorfs just look too much like a child. Like, an ordinary human child instead of a child-like loli.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23282536
If dorfs are so good, then why doesn't anyone marry them?

[Anonymous No.]

>>23282495
A hellhound can have muscles

[Anonymous No.]

>>23282536
this >>23282542
bur Hroz tier boobs, hips and thighs

[Anonymous No.]

>>23282536
Why should I marry a Dorf to begin with?

[Anonymous No.]

>>23282553
Muronaga Chaashuu tier

[Anonymous No.]

>>23282421
I don't mind them, but I'd want a monster girl who I'm not a glorified sex toy for.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23282542
>>23282545
>>23282553
Seems like this thread doesn't have as much shit taste as previous ones.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23282536
If I want a loli, I'm either taking in an Alice, hitting up a Sabbath for a Familiar, or giving a Rata a "private interview". Or all three - I don't mind having multiple wives.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23282536
Will she be a cute housewife that'll cook food for me and my other wives?

[Anonymous No.]

>>23282536
you could offer me anything and i'd still refuse

[Anonymous No.]

>>23282536
Gobbos>dorfs

[Anonymous No.]

>>23282590
Small and feisty

[Anonymous No.]

>>23282554
They are versatile enough to take on aspects of entirely different MG species like kejourous and others so it would like having multiple MGs in one.

And also because they've got the lion's share of mastercrafters across a massive swath of professions and easily make the best brew, ale, beer, and other traditional alcoholic beverages.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23282536
They have to not be a dorf

[Anonymous No.]

>>23280869
Truly one of the best pillows.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23282612
>They are versatile enough to take on aspects of entirely different MG species like kejourous and others so it would like having multiple MGs in one.
That is a valid point.

>And also because they've got the lion's share of mastercrafters across a massive swath of professions
As is that.

>easily make the best brew, ale, beer, and other traditional alcoholic beverages.
See, I can't stand alcohol. I don't think a dorf would like me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23280475
Just waifu a doppel, but be aware that you will never make her truly happy by loving her for her true form

[Anonymous No.]

>>23282606
I need a gob

[Anonymous No.]

>>23282627
>Harem featuring a doppel
>Other wives use doppel's form as a "leaderboard"
>Doppel gets extra smug when she's locked into her true form

[Anonymous No.]

Your neighbour shoggoth invited you in for dinner and is now refusing to let you leave her house. How do you escape?

[Anonymous No.]

>>23282564
So... none of them?

[Anonymous No.]

>>23282639
Make a heartfelt prayer for Eros to send me an angel of love.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23282639
Find out if door is ticklish

[Anonymous No.]

>>23282613
>>23282590
ALRIGHT LISTEN TO ME YOU PRE-ALP FAGGOTS! IF YOU DON'T SHOW OUR SISTERS DUE RESPECT, I'M GONNA SHOVE MY FOOT SO FAR UP YOUR ARSE YOU'LL EJACULATE FROM THE STIMULATION ALONE! THEN I'M GONNA RIP OUT YOUR PANSY SOBER LIVERS, MARINATE THEM IN OUR FINEST BREW, AND SHOVE IT BACK WHEREVER! I'LL FLAGELLATE YOU WITH MY FUCKIN' BRAIDS! I'M GONNA TAKE YOUR PUNY BONE YOU CALL YOUR MANHOOD AND FIT IT INSIDE MY CUNT SO THAT I CAN FORGE IT INTO A REAL SWORD BEFORE YOUR ALPING SHRINKS WHAT LITTLE OF IT REMAINS AWAY YOU TOSSER!

[Anonymous No.]

>>23282639
i'm too introverted to accept a dinner invitation in the first place

[Anonymous No.]

>>23282639
I don't trust dinner invitations.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23282640
I mean there are monster girls who do stuff other than just fuck all day, seven days a week.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23282639
Escape?

[Anonymous No.]

>>23282671
I don't like sticky textures, and I'd like to be able to do more with my life than lose my mind in endless hedonistic pleasure.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23282666
That's also every monster that isn't living in Pandemonium.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23282676
To each their own, sounds like paradise to me desu. I love sticky textures, I love tentacles and i love slimes. Best maido checks all those boxes

[Anonymous No.]

>>23282708
Also, Shogs tend to have large breasts in most art I've seen, and I'm not into that.
If a Shog had a small chest, could learn to control the stickiness outside of orifices I'm penetrating, and was willing to let me interact with the outside world in a meaningful way, I'd otherwise enjoy her service a lot.

[Anonymous No.]

what mamono is best for living off the grid with?

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>>23278283
>Wendi Family go further south to Disney World
>They don’t even realize it’s closed so they have the parks to themselves

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>>23282657
Boot camp is where we separate the Alps from the men. Then we marry them off and send them off

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>>23282745
Sandworm

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>>23282424
Where did you get these from?

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>>23282754
Has anyone even seen Ravandil's Quest? I would like to make another reference to it but I only feel safe attempting it in a /tg/ crowd where enough Warhammer lore is known through osmosis.

[Anonymous No.]

i wish i had a Slime

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>>23282816
I WISH I HAD AN ANGEL
FOR ONE MOMENT OF LOVE

[Anonymous No.]

Why are plant lolis so alluring?

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>>23281531
fill her with babies so she is too busy to be evil

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>>23281499
the trick is to hide before the attack and ambush their ambush

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>>23281499
The trick is to bind yourself to any elemental you can. Even a novice elementalist can at least escape most martial mamono, if not subdue them.

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>>23282554

Even if Hellhounds can have muscles, it wont be as large or hard as those of naturally muscular girls like Jinko.

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>>23282550
Even if Hellhounds can have muscles, it wont be as large or hard as those of naturally muscular girls like Jinko.

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>>23282841
Maybe you've got a green thumb

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>>23282884
I'd certainly like to stick my thumb in a little green girl.

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>>23282893
Into the wild green yonder!

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>>23282899
And of course, I wouldn't let the fruits of my labor go to waste - I'd make sure to drink up all of her sweet, sweet nectar.

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>>23282074
Man's best friend (with benefits)

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>>23282985
Only when coated in delicious smooth rubber

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>>23282985

that's a kitsune

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>>23282985
>>23283059
Whatever it is I'm gonna stick my penis in it while holding those paws.

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>>23283059
Foxes are in fact canids

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>>23283121
So are tanuki.
But neither are canines.

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>>23282985
Clever.
>>23283049
The gags here are so well done

[Anonymous No.]

would you let a scared matango stick to you for comfort?

[Anonymous No.]

This is your tengu for tonight. Say something nice to her

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>>23283192
nice hat

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>>23283192
Tell her to fuck off or I'll make an incident outta her

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>>23283192
She has the my favorite touhou game.

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>>23283192
I'd rather a black harpy

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>>23283185
I guess?

[Anonymous No.]

>>23283162
Tiny snek adorable

[Anonymous No.]

>>23283217
there is always room for a tiny snek

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>>23283244
They don't even eat much!

[Anonymous No.]

Sleeping inside your slimewife
Say goodbye to any lumbar pain from crappy beds forever

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>>23283299
Reminder that is is a bad idea if you have a shoggoth wife.

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A broken AC system in an old Pizzeria cannot be turned off, and five 'Animatronic' monstergirls are eager to warm up a freezing security guard.

"Five Nights at Yeti's"
https://pastebin.com/8NzH7Jfg

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>>23283360
I remember this fad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23283397
How could anyone forget? It was bloody everywhere.

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>>23283360
>Pizzeria and Skating rink
How wholesome.

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>>23283322
Why, pretell, is that?

[Anonymous No.]

Help guys, how to stop fapping to hentai guro and 3dpd hardcore bdsm? I really want off the ride, frens. I really, really want off the ride.

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>>23283502
>Shiggity shoggity, get off my mastah's property.

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>>23283502
It's "pray tell" I believe

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>>23283506
>hentai guro
That's gross, stop that.
>3dpd hardcore bdsm
This is okay though.

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>>23283192
Tengu for for breeding lovingly.

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>>23283360
[spoilers]>dominant bunyip[/spoilers]
[spoilers]I have wanted nothing more in my life, even as a side character [/spoilers]
That aside, good story

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>>23283322
You have no choice in the matter if it's a Shoggoth.

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>>23283502
I did it ones. Now I can't sleep without her at least hugging me.
Silly maid.

[Anonymous No.]

I MISSED A LINE

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>>23283662
i offer your pelvis my condolences

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>>23283192
I hope I'm not just a scoop for tomorrow's paper.

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>>23282578
If I wanted a loli I'd find a young Wight, Dark Mage or Demon lover. All three at the same time would probably be too much to handle, though.

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>>23283299
This is the magic of monster girls. Drained nearly to unconscious and the man still wants more skinship.

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>>23282724
They're slimes anon, they can adjust their figures easily.

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>>23283662
But in that pic its the monster that summoned the man. You're probably thinking something more like this pic.

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What would it be like if you drained a pool and then filled it with one of every slime type then jumped in would it be like a mosh pit or more like a wave pool

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>>23283206
I want to ask the grumpy shrine maiden on a date!

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>>23284421
>"But there are plenty of cute youkai...!"

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>>23284410
It would be a slosh pit!

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>>23284410
I dont know why but I feel like having the fire slime and the ice slime touch would be a bad idea

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>>23284436
I wanna make more

[Anonymous No.]

Speaking of slimes, they've at last multiplied in EMG.

Regardless of feelings on the series, I think we can appreciate images like this.

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>>23284459
Also, it seems EMG succubi are as loyal as MGE succubi. It's just too bad that doesn't apply to all EMG monsters.

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>>23283192
i hope she knows some extremely advanced penis-milking femdom techniques for when SHE's feeling horny, not me!

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>>23284465
Succs truly are good girls

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Bullying Elves by following their orders and agreeing with everything they say.

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>>23284483
Their prideful manners will lead to befuddlement, then a sense of unease, and finally a request that you try to stick up for yourself at least a little.

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>>23282622
Just one more thing Gazer is best for. No surprise there.

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>>23284472
[x] Doubt

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>>23284496
>Why is this mayfly calling himself a mayfly why isnt he rebuking me

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>>23284505
They are very diverse so yes

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>>23281572
People should rather get themselves a maid bodyguard and dragon bodyguard.

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>>23284497
I'm glad gazer posting is becoming a thing again. For a few years it seemed like they were one of those girls who got a bunch of art due to commissions but no one really talked about them.

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>>23280892
We met at a local park. I was bird watching early in the morning, and she, a spider girl who was also bird watching, descended to spook me. Laughs were had, a conversation started, and we agreed to walk around the park together. We talk the entire journey, to which we agree to get a bite to eat at a local restaurant (to go due to COVID-19).
We continue to talk, banter, and learn about each other until she mistakenly asks a painful question. She immediately apologizes when she realizes the error, but I reassure her it's alright, and we take comfort in each other.
As we suddenly realize we've talked well into midnight, we exchange numbers, and then a hug before we part ways
To await another date

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>>23282646
Can Shoggs double as mobile homes?

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>>23284686
Probably not, plus they tend to retract back into their bodies whatever they make when its no longer in use.

Maybe a shoggoth with the queen slime mutation though, if those exist (we don't know if shoggoths reproduce the same way as most slimes).

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>>23280892
Didn't appreciate me faceplanting into her field of flowers.

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>>23284749
Hey, my first date with my waifu was also a "fight to the death"

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>>23284684
>got a bunch of art due to commissions but no one really talked about them.
Because it was one guy commissioning it.

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Spooky

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>>23284761
And he's still doing it.

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>>23284761
That's what I mean, it's nice to see them being talked about for once. Reminds me of the days where they had a burst of popularity with the gamer gazer stuff

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>>23284765
Aww, wendigos only want to help!

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>>23284784
What’s the deal with tree stumps in the LN-verse?

[Anonymous No.]

Haremfags, what species are in your harem, and how do they interact with each other in and out of the bedroom?

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>>23284777
I kind of wish we had art of them using some of their eye beam powers (I can't find any in the art of them I've collected). Like beholders they're supposed to have quite a few different spells fired from their eyes, though the profile only describes the hypnotic eye.

Given the nature of the setting, they probably have a disintegration ray that targets clothes, a petrification ray for medusa-style fun, a sleep ray, a levitation ray, etc. Assuming one power for each eye that would make 11 different rays.

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>>23282816
The infamous pool....

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>>23284757
Well I'm a retard and read it as first meeting.

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>>23284833
When it comes to mamono that is often the same thing as the first date.

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Than you mods for blocking only /jp/ on my entire region so I can't comfypost un this thread from home on the quarantine. I love you too.

>>23284465
EMG girls are good in general the author being a hack doesnt change that.

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>>23284824
It’s impossible for me to think of them as a species, and not just the one individual that makes up 90% of the art.

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>>23284761
And for that I am greatful

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>>23284849
Fair point.

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>>23284814
Bad end greentext were a man tricks a jubjub to sit on a stump, saying he will come back in a minute but never does. The jub spend her life waiting.

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>>23284824
I'd love to see some of that too. The more variation in content the better!

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https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/447115249997578241/693441099691458631/Mako_the_Nereid.png
Now you can have your very own seacubus.

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>>23284824
>11
Mine has 15 max but she keeps most of them hidden

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>>23284819
Both of them are Parasite Slimes. One is Shog Pslime and the other is normal.

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>>23284853
That's true of most MGE fan art though, off-profile girls are pretty much always a rarity.

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>>23284819
I am a hardcore monogomy fag but sometimes I do wish I didn't feel so strongly about it. There is another monster I like almost as much as my waifu but my feelings never really let me consider being with more than one woman.

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>>23284893
Blushing eyestalks, ey? I like it.

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>>23284893
>>23284907
Although this artist apparently thought the eye stalks were part of her hair...

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>>23284527
There's something for everyone.

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what are elementary, middle, and high schools like in the demon realm?
prostitutes waiting by the building, at the end of the school day, to lure in cute school boys? foxes relieving their stress on a stranger and his cock they found and raped over the weekend, after school? teachers teaching a grade higher every year to keep being with the student they love? teachers sneaking home with their favorite student to have lots of sex and sneaking the student back to his/her place so he/she won't get caught? sex education being treated as a national holiday to the students and faculty? penis and cunny inspection day?

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>>23284824
Having art that uses some of the stuff talked about within a profile would be nice to see since it'd use the stuff that helps make a monstergirl unique from the others. While getting lewd or nonlewd art of them is great, just getting a simple image that plays around with them a bit more would just be interesting to look at too. It's also why offprofile versions of girls is great too since it plays around with the design of the girl even though a lot of the original designs for them are already pretty good.

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>>23284879
Nice hadn't checked the card release server in a while. Will give her a try later.

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>>23284765
>And that's why... we follow them
But why do you follow him Wendi-chan? What are your intentions?

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>>23284893
>filename
Yes. All of the yes.

And there have been a few different Gazers. In addition to the variations do to artistic style, I've seen a few with blue or yellow eyes.

There is also the matter of eye size. I like them big but not too big. It depends on the ratio between eye and face.

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>>23282841
Because specialized plants use scents and other evolutionary feats to attract prey.

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>>23284955
>They follow around travelers roaming in snowy mountains and trail them from behind during blizzards. They excel in the art of self-concealment. They allow travelers to just sense their presence, but then, when the person hurriedly turns around to have a look, they will not be able to see them at all. After a while, they will call out to the traveler in a faint voice. This behaviour leaves travelers with an eerie impression, but they themselves are actually an extremely warm and gentle race. When they come across people in distress, they start following from behind out of concern.
>However, because of their shy and reserved personalities, they do not like to reveal themselves in front of people very much, so they try to guide people to the exit of the mountain with just their voice and a hint of their presence.

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>>23284879
I like Meivia more.

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>>23284936
Does Hakutaku approve of all this being hidden under the table in Demon Realm society???

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>>23284936
Schools might be smaller or fewer in number than you might expect, since many monster children spend most of their time doing whatever they want and going wherever they want. They become independent so much faster than humans that a lot of schooling probably becomes voluntary rather than compulsory, and only those who would want to learn certain skills might attend.

Course it may be different depending on if we're talking about a highly civilized, structured monster city vs. an area that is mostly wilderness, as well as just how much human culture a given mamono realm has made a part of its own culture.

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>>23284968
>Wendi leading a man out of the mountains
>He just thinks a small, snow covered tree is always close to him
>When he turns around Wendi freezes in place, then she sneaks up when he's not looking

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>>23284899
Your wife would be fine with a threesome.

Or are you one of those prudes who's against casual sex with MGs?

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>>23284819
Kobold, Demon, Hellhound, Wight, Lich, Hinezumi, Salamander, Hobgoblin, Kikimora, Jabberwock, Baphomet
Outside of the bedroom they're all quite friendly with each other with the exception of one or two rivalries of varying degrees but there's too many interactions to list.
In the bedroom threesomes orgies can get quite intense as you can imagine with so many monster girls under one roof but thankfully the competitive nature of the rivals is lewd there rather than anything else.

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>>23285010
>>He just thinks a small, snow covered tree is always close to him

It's a good thing he's cute, he's not the sharpest tool in the box.

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>>23285018
In the MGE at least, casual sex tends to amount to "looking for someone you want enough to marry." A lack of love actually means a lack of pleasure and fulfillment for the monster involved.

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>>23285018
I'd feel bad about fucking a monstergirl I don't intend to marry or at least be exclusive with.

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>>23285044
WG3 even saying that the perpetual energy ability of mamono mana requires actual feelings and monsters going around sleeping around with everyone or even having gangbangs would most likely starve because they get so little out of loveless sex.

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>>23285018
Would you like to end marrying a monster who has been whoring around for years?

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>>23284757
I want a succubus knight who just decides she's my "bodyguard" despite me just being some random adventurer.

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>>23284819
I have only really "established" two at the moment
>Nurari
She is the harem leader. A smug and dom shortstack. She enjoys lording over the harem. She is more like a switch-dom towards me. He smugness is backed up by her rather powerful magical abilities.
>Kikimora
My loyal and stoic kiki maid. She is bascially the right hand of my nurari wife. She often helps her with "breaking in" the new wives. Sometimes it feels like my kiki maid is more loyal to my nurari wife than to me. She can be scary like that.

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>>23282613
I make exception for Arulumaya

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>>23284819
>Cheshire, smug and playful but a tad self-conscious about her lack of bust and chubbier figure
>Extra buff, hugely busty, and stoic seeming but secretly a huge pervert that can surprise the Cheshire on occasion.
>Kiki, Shortstack that keeps the house in order, loves to play the perfect wife but is the one who really knows how to best use the other girls. Not above lording her chest over the Cheshire in a subtle manner.

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>>23284879
>>23284943
https://files.catbox.moe/5ne3cz.png
It's a super cute card, nice. Tail gets in the way a bit with lewd stuff and fixing it is a pain but that's the trade off of monster girl parts in a game that wasn't intended to have them sadly.

[Anonymous No.]

Cum inside squirrels

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[Anonymous No.]

>>23285231
i'm gonna flip that tabard

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>>23285066
Why not? If she isn't a bitch and doesn't cheat on me what difference does it make?

[Anonymous No.]

>>23285066
As long as she was loyal after who cares

[Anonymous No.]

>>23283299

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>>23285274
I've never been convinced a slimes eyes aren't cosmetic only.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23285210
if i do that, i'll have to marry them and keep having sex with them to satisfy them beyond their hunger

[Anonymous No.]

>>23285320
It can't be helped

[Anonymous No.]

How do we keep evil monsters in check? Good men should tame them, not serve them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23284819
I just have eight Manticore sisters as my harem. They’re all pretty chill, they just don’t like it when other biker gangs try to crowd in on their turf.

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>>23285364
You keep saying this like it's something worth doing.

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>>23284971
Who made this translation?

[Anonymous No.]

>>23285380
Heroism is a lot worth doing.

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>>23285364
> How do we keep evil monsters in check?
Lots of love and babies. She can’t destroy the world if she has to raise twenty or so daughterus.

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>>23285402
Most of the side guide stuff is from MGR using Russian translations.

[Anonymous No.]

Contrary to popular belief, minos don't actually find labyrinths homely. They just wander in and are too boneheaded to get out again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23285413
But what if they decide to carry on her dream? Then the world has to deal with 20+ villainesses.

[Anonymous No.]

What would a hellhound react if I accidentally called her mommy?

[Anonymous No.]

How would a hellhound react if I accidentally called her mommy?

[Anonymous No.]

>>23285436
Note to self: add maps and "you are here" arrows to labyrinths.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23285436

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>>23285436
>>23285617
Some Minotaurs can easily solve mazes when they go as the crow flies though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23285437
Simple, I’ll move to a human only neighborhood and help give them all childhood friends to help keep them in line.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23285509
Force your head between her tits while raping you, telling you if you see her that way to start sucking.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23285509
I want to see how a Hakutaku reacts when that shy boy in her class accidentally calls her ‘mommy’.