Monster Girl Thread

[Anonymous No.]

Meoooooooooooow!

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[Anonymous No.]

I love my wife!

[Anonymous No.]

>>23256037
I have yet to receive the oper8or shark you promised

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AWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

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>Husband's home more!
>More time to snuggle and cuddle and hug and love!

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What does snuggling a Wendi feel like?

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>>23256304
Depends on the Wendi, and if you're in her coat snuggling her bare body, or outside snuggling her coat and all.
The former is undoubtedly lewd.
The latter is most certainly squishy.

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>>23256304
what does snuggling a MGs paws feel like?

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>>23256220
I tried posting it twice last thread, not even gonna try anymore, sorry you're gonna have to deal with regular shark waifu

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>>23256212
I too really love my waifu!
>>23256304
I can't speak for other Wendis but mine is warm and soft. Loves to run her claws through my hair and nibble on me. I really love the fluff on her legs too. Great for placing my head.

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>>23256315
Like being wrapped up in a big blanket that won't let go

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>>23256315
Ever pressed down on the area next to your thumb? Like that, but with rougher skin and lots of jiggling and moving as you stroke across her most ticklish areas. Even better if she's got big paws, like a Hellhound or Manticore. Though expect tickling those paws to feel like the impending death of your pelvis directly after too.

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What mamano look best in glasses?

[Anonymous No.]

>>23256350
hatter

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>>23256350
Any monoeye, just because of how dorky it would look

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>>23256350
Kiki.
Here's proof

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>>23256350
Smart ones.

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>>23256350
Ice Queen in sunglasses

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>>23256297
The time of the yeti is now!

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>>23256400
I want to suck on that ice queens nips.

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>>23256297
Would Yeti-chan's southern cousin Sasquatch-chan be sassy?

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>>23256387
I want to see what undead buff lich raises.

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>>23256437
She would be a little more "redneck" than her northern relatives, but always welcome for dinner when she vacations in the great white tundra

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>>23256212
i wish my waifu could wear panties

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i wish i was having sex with all eight of my wives

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>>23256378
now that I think of it, most of my favorite art of Kiki has them wearing glasses
including that one
Good answer

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>>23256350
Crow Tengu.

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>>23256350
Sneks

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>>23256463
Her pb is 500 on hangclean

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>>23256350

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>>23256472
I want to drink Pabst with Sasquatch-chan and shoot our guns in the woods.

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>>23256511
Anubutt!

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>>23256507
That's not what I meant lich-san.

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>Have kiki meido
>Completely submissive and subservient
>Fulfills your every desire
>Insists that you don't work
>She'll take care of everything
>Is yandere however
>The moment you start looking at other girls, even online, her demeanor flips
>Submissive starts to morph into domineering
>If you take it too far, you'll find yourself handcuffed to a bed, her on top of you with a sharp knife in her hand with crazy eyes
>Once you stop showing interest in other girls, the domineering attitude slowly switches back to complete submissive

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>>23256350
How do mamano feel about boys in glasses?

[Anonymous No.]

Reminder: Lolis are for sex and lovingly treating like proper lovers when applicable.

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>>23256494
i wish you were having sex with all eight of your wives

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>>23256549
This body type is the kind that would wreck my home if I'm not careful

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>>23256550
i wish you were having sex with your wive(s).

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Would you still love your wife when she gets old and isn't anywhere near as energetic and lusty?

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>>23256562
Yes and frequently.

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>>23256530
Maximum bullying potential
>Kiki hiding her master's glasses so that he has to depend on her
>Hellhound stealing her crush's glasses and trying them on to tease him with
>Cheshire calling her boyfriend a "4-eyed dork" but getting all pouty when he tries wearing contact lenses
>Anubis making sure that her husband's prescription is correct and insisting that she choose the frame he wears

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>>23256524
Struck a little inspiration
>Be happy with Bicorn, but she has to leave a while for <plot excuse reason>
>While you chill unattended, new yan mamano moves into town
>Immediately decides you're The One and starts making with the obsessive exclusion
>Will you be able to break the bad news to her before your First Lady gets back?
>Will you be able to do so without getting murdered?
>Or will Bicorn get back sooner than expected, instigating a horrific confrontation with you in the middle?

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>>23256562
Sure, but monster girls never slow down with age and are just as horny as they were once they hit puberty at the young spry age of 10

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>>23256562
If being less lusty and energetic is because she's getting old, then i'm changing my sexual orientation to lolisexual and dumping her. i'm not fucking a normal person

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>>23256582
Marriage clearly provided an abundant upgrade!

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>>23256562
Yes, otherwise I wouldn't marry her in the first place.

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>>23256584
Have bicorn waifu do her bicorn thang that makes other mamono accepting of a harem

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>>23256555
>This body type is the kind that would wreck my home if I'm not careful
How so?

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>>23256584
>Bicorn
Stopped reading there.

[Anonymous No.]

One Kitsune likes to streak naked at the drop of a hat. Appropriately enough, they call her Suppatenko.

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>>23256664
>Suppatenko
is that still a thing?

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>>23256530
>I'm going to bully this nerd
Also
>I must protect this this nerd

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>>23256677
Incredibly dead meme.

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>>23256697
that's disappointing

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>>23256697
are sakuya pads still a meme?

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>>23256662
One of the better mamono in my opinion.

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>>23256694
The bully that goes ballistic when she finds out someone else beat up her victim.
>>23256727
Thank fuck, no.

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>>23256737
what about calling youmu a dork?

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>>23256595
Looks like a downgrade to me.

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>>23256742
I believe that one is still around.

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>>23256737
>Thank fuck, no.
I liked it, granted breast insecurity/breast envy is a fetish of mine.

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>>23256742
Still a dork.

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Gazer-chan wouldn't bully for watching a playthrough of Alyx right?

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>>23256783
She can't play it herself either anyway until they start making VR sets for monoeyes.

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>>23256633
>Bicorn corrupting a yandere into harem acceptance
A new kind of corruption that I had not imagined before!
somehow even freakier than the usual kind

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>>23256737
>Beat up nerd and take his lunch money
>Turns out nerd was already being bullied by a monster girl
>She finds out you bruised her not-boyfriend and comes after you under the guise you took her money
>Doesn’t want the money just wants to kick your ass for what you did to her nerd
>If you win her friends will jump you later and rape you, making sure to take a video and send it to the ratas who’ll play it on every TV in school
>If you lose other monster bullies will see you as weak and begin bullying you no matter how much you fight back
>And Chief Goddess help you if you lose a second time

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>>23256731
bicorns are bi

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>>23256562
i want to rail a wrinkly old perverted fox grandma and be her caretaker as i cum inside her and hug her prune body while we're both naked in bed making out and fucking. a horrible old pervert taking a young rebellious person's virginity and liking it is so degenerate and hot

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>>23256754
I want this dork

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I want to date the dorky Lim.

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>>23256737
>The bully that goes ballistic when she finds out someone else beat up her victim.
I like the idea of monster bullies fighting over who gets to bully/protect a nerd.

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>>23256879
She's built for breeding.

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>>23256867
Ran-sama?

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>>23256879
Hey, Veronica! That's been a while!

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>>23256879
2d makes even braces sexy

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>>23256488
Mine prefers to wear nothing at all

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>>23256908
dont you mean ran-shama ?

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>>23256925
I prefer her with panties than without, even with sex.

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>>23256924
CHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN!

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>>23256783
Depends. Did you beat John Romero yet?

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>>23256879
Nerdlim!!!!

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>>23256838
>episode 1 actual bully villain becomes a Team Rocket type completely ineffectual sympathetic comedy villain by the end

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>>23256879
What a STUPID Lilim.

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>>23256879
She hosts DnD sessions in the library, Fridays after school! Fill out a character sheet and join the group!

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>tfw I should be doing real practice and studies but my lizard brain just wants to draw shitty waifu porn all day

https://files.catbox.moe/op8vze.jpg

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>>23256879
that's the one who experiments with parasite slimes and has a ridiculously juicy booty, right? Patrician taste

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>>23256965
Except when you do get there you get dragged into a closet and fucked hardcore by a pack of feral Hellhounds.

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>>23256982
Classic prank, well played Hellhound bullies.

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>>23256970
This aint it chef

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>>23256976
Pastes? Links?

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>>23256939
I don't know what that means anon.

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>>23256879
>>23256965
>>23256982
I want to play DnD with the Hellhounds after, the lilim isn't invited though

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>>23256939
Cacodemons? What about them?

Hey, if you start falling for some other nonoeye, I...I'll make you regret it!!

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>>23257008
But she's the DM! You can't kick her out!

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>>23256991
How else? They did use a Lim as bait, after all.

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>>23256876
source?

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>>23257025
There was never a DnD session. Lim was bait for anon to be pounced upon by the Hellhounds.

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>>23256997
Someone had saved them at one point, once. Not me though. I think Hatterfag did most of the greentexting for her.

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>>23257040
r u sure?

[Anonymous No.]

love elves

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>>23257051
Fuck elves

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>>23257025
She's too much of a dork to be DM, I bet one of the hellhounds would do it better.

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>>23257040
Found a bit of stuff on warosu. Seems interesting. My wife would probably like her, or at least be familiar with her.

I'd bully the hell out of her. My wife would probably enjoy me bullying the hell out of her.

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>>23257051
Failed egirl elf is really cute, kind of hope something like it becomes an archetype.

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>>23257028
https://exhentai.org/g/655649/c6196830bb/
can you handle it?

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>>23256970
Holy shit she's big, any drawing is practice though so keep it up anon!

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>>23257068
Yeah, the second she flexes her Hellhound jock muscles, Anon will be all over her and begging to be taken to pound town.

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>>23256463
Buff lich raises buff girls of course. Fit cardio jiangshi, gymnast bod ghouls, ripped zombies and strongwoman skeleton girls with giant bones.

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>>23257146
Imagine how fucking jacked Ochimushas she raises must be.

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>>23257051
>ywn simp for your private elf e-girl who then magically experiences her time in the spotlight and comes to the realization at the end of all the glory that what was really precious to her was there all along and now she has to fight to win it back, not knowing that the woman who gave her glory did it just so she could steal her one fan

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>>23257168
That power was sealed away for a reason!

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>>23257146
Its amazing.
10/10 would give necromantic lore.

>>23257184
Well they're unsealing my dick.
What can they say about that?

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>>23257182
>not knowing that the woman who gave her glory did it just so she could steal her one fan
That's just plain mean

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>>23257184
>ah after 1000 years I'm finally free, its time to conquer earth!

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>>23256879
Yeah, that ass is asking for a pounding.

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>>23257168
I want to make the Baki joke, but you try and imagine the body of the perfect soldier and I honestly draw a bit of a blank. I think big arms are in there, for extensive bow usage, which would translate to a ripped back. I don't know if she'd lack the fat content to actually have much of a defined abdomen tho. Dem thighs tho. Build for carrying her kit over long distances and harsh terrains. And of course, what soldier is better than the soldier that makes more soldiers? Breeding hips are a must.

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>>23257196
The tangled webs we weave.

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>>23257205

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Can Golems be modified to have a more monster-like body? Does that mean that there are Golems with tail-pussies or wings?

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>>23257205
>make my monster grow!
Monster in this case her husband's penis.

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>>23256643
Like, it would REALLY test my faith to my wife

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>>23257275
>Can Golems be modified to have a more monster-like body?
Like an arachnotron automaton?

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>>23257279
Apache Penis-Inyuk-chuk!

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>>23257292
im thinking beastwars

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>>23257292
Similar to that. Just the idea of trying to use what they already know works to create a better golem/automaton for capture/extraction.

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>>23257182
I find the "only one fan" concept really sad and cute.
>Cheshire telling jokes to a completely empty venue
>genuinely about to cry on stage
>best friend comes in running late from work, but he laughs at all her dumb jokes like usual
>Cheshire manages to smile, finish her set, cries happy tears at the sound of her only friend/ only fan's goofy laughter

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>>23256866
Yes.

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>>23257313
She’s gonna rock that anons world when she finds out its him.

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>>23257279
>make my momster grow!
FTFY

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>>23257335
Fucking Oedipoids have to stick their complex into everything.

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>>23257335
Gains should be all natural, magical shortcuts are immoral

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>>23257313
>"J-Jeeze, dead crowd huh?"
>Zombie girl drunk at her table gives a 'hyuh hyuh hyuh'

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>>23257051
All elves need love.

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>>23257347
Hehe boobs go boing

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>>23257205
Rita Repulsa is why I love Mayadere girls. She was alone for 10,000 years she just needed a friend and husband.

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>>23256876
>a rock that anons world w
im getting some senko vibes here for some reason, anyone else?

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>>23256783
>tfw Oculus S just became available off their website and I grabbed one

Definitely can't be bullied now!

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>>23257375
Mayadere is shit, and outs you as a pathetic powerfag. Tsundere was, is, and will always be the best.

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>>23257375
>>23257393
>Mayadere
maydere?

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>>23257393
ew

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>>23257375
A rita repulsa style Demon or Dragon girl is honestly simultaneously adorable and cute and hot to me. Such a clumsy helpless dork but also undeniably massively powerful. I'd be there to comfort her after she loses again and again and again to the Sabbath Rangers.

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>>23257386
We'll see about that.

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I am starting to see why people like fluff collars on their monsters.

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>>23256876
im getting some senko vibes here for some reason, anyone else?

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>>23257401
And again and again and again and again and again and again

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>>23256876
what
how flat even is that
I like the face/hair, but
what

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>>23257386
I need the hot pink Gazer.

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Hey I lost my waterworld images. Anyone still have them? You know the ones.

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>>23257428
>not liking DFC
you sir are a swine and not my nigga.

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i'm gonna go hang out at the gazer goo tar pits without any clothes on just to make fun of the gazers hanging out there!

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>>23257438
Sorry! We're fresh out of that...hehe

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>>23257445
i admit I am not looking at the uncencored version, maybe there's something the bars are blocking
but what I can see is a fucking rectangle torso
if I ever saw a real girl like that I would cry bitter tears of despair FOR her

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>>23257401
I think she would be better as a Dark Mage

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>>23257393
>Mayadere is shit
>Tsundere is best
Fuck you, Tiamat is the best Dragon in existence and you're clearly a faggot who's into emotional abuse by bipolar womanlets.

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imagine a gazer grabbing and titjobbing your forearm with her perky small tits

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>>23257375
I personally like dandere and kuudere best, but I can understand how mayadere would appeal to some.

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>>23257459
Good luck finding more than one, and them not being at each other's throats.

Also, mind your manners, and maintain eye contact

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>>23257472
>emotional abuse by bipolar womanlets
Anon, do you know what mayadere means?

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>>23257466
>i admit I am not looking at the uncencored version,
guy literally posted the link to it you silly goose.

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>>23257466
I personally find her, and her flat chest, more attractive than large breasts and """curves""".

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Is there a legal procedure for an Automaton to gain citizenship and rights that "natural" monsters have, or do they have them by default? Also is there a legal procedure for all of my rights getting revoked and me no longer being legally recognized as a person, but an object that Automaton has full ownership of?

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>>23257482
>Dandere and Kuudere
Yeah, those are good too, as a Tsunderefag, I can accept those too.

Yan is shit, though. Obviously

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>>23257401
Ah, I see you’re a man of culture as well. I would do the same for mine too.
>come home from work
>you see your Mayadere demon waifu shoveling moose tracks ice cream into her mouth watching soap operas in her in her pjs holding back tears
>you ask her what happened and the dam in her bursts and she starts crying
>”IT’S THOSE DAMN RANGERS! ALWAYS RUINING MY PLANS!!!”
>you just hug her until she’s done crying as she goes back to timidly eating her ice cream
>you just sigh and walk into the kitchen to grab a spoon as you undo your tie and sit next to your waifu
>the rest of the night involves you and her eating two tubs of ice cream and laughing until she finally falls asleep on top of you
>you’ll never tuck your Mayadere waifu into bed after a rough defeat to a bunch of CC lolis pretending to be middle schoolers

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>>23257494
Patrician. All things in moderation.

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>>23257505
she has to pass the turing test.

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>>23257493
took me a few minutes to remember how to get into sadpanda
uncensored isn't quite as sad, I suppose
but that kind of look is better on a taller build

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>>23257492
Listen buddy if I can't go hunting after my waifu like the Horseman War trying to drive my big girthy broadsword into the breast of a five headed Dragon I don't want it.

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>>23257492
why should he?

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Almost time

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>>23257575
I do like a white snake

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>>23257616
>Here I go again...

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>>23257575
That snake is looking a little intense
>the rape has escalated
>ok

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>>23257630
That's because she is

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>>23257575
God I love it.

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>>23257616
Do you believe in gravity?

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>>23257494
"""flat""" chests are an affront to god.

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>>23257680
gravity is a myth made up by poor people who dont want to work.

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>>23257575
Kuudere Basilisk > Himedere Medusa > Deredere Bunyip > Yandere Shirohebi > Mayadere Echidna > Tsundere Lamia

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>>23257630

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>>23257701
Imagine being this wrong

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>>23257710
Holy shit, is she wrapped around the top of that arch? big fucking snake
>>23257701
fuck you Shirohebi best

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>>23257736
>arch
Look closer. That arch appears to be perspiring.

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>>23257701
yes

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>>23257736
I think they are wrists.

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>>23257687
If liking cute, flat girls makes me a blasphemer, than cast me down and call me Lucifer.

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>>23257630
different people need different types of motivations to perform at their highest ability.

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>>23257710
I hope someday a snake binds me and requests I struggle more while she pants heavily.

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>>23257687
That's kinda the idea, boyo

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>>23257744
>sweat
now I'm confused
>>23257748
hmm. Arms? I guess. what are the diagonal things at the bottom supposed to be? shoulders?
they seem too close together

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>>23257773
Maybe legs make more sense.

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>>23257765
Based Bapho poster. I've always loved them and I'm proud to call a Baphomet my wife but I really like how WGIII mentioned they really get off on the taboo themselves, the more wrong it feels the more the loli goats will love it.

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>>23257773
Lay on your back and lift your legs up as far as you can

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>>23257782
>>23257788
Yep, that's it
weird angle and scaling, but that is definitely it

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>>23257782
It really doesn't

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>>23257746
>"Halt, trespasser. In the name of my lord the Echidna, I shall not let you pass any further into this dungeon. I shall not pursue if you wisely wish to turn away. But should you foolishly proceed, then as challenger, I await your first blow. Beware, trespasser... I have never lost a challenge. Should you try and-"
>"Yes yes, sweetie, we know. Your father and I brought a nice young man we thought you'd like to meet! He's an archeologist, he says he knows a lot about those curved swords you like so much!"
>"Moooom! They're called Scimitars!"
>"Yes well, stop threatening that statue and come over here sweetie, we're on the other side of the room, I'm sure mister Anon would like to discuss all about them with you!"

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>>23257701
>Deredere Bunyip
I really like that fluffy snake.

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>>23257404
i want to huff fluff collar so much

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>>23257765
I wanna marry Bapho-chan

[Anonymous No.]

Ooga booga where the human boys at?

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>>23257843
Me too. I hope that the portals open soon, I need some fluff right about now.

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>>23257404
This artist draws such soft girls

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>>23257859
to who?

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>>23257898
To me. I wanna be her hubby, her onii-chan

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>>23257898
to
>>23257687

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I want to hire a maid monster, then bully her by trying to do everything by myself.

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>>23257907
Pass

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>>23257892
>portals open in my sleep
>wake up with an Alice in bed next to me, a Tengu curiously looking through my stuff, an Automaton bringing me tea, and the smell of fresh-cooked breakfast prepared by a Nurarihyon, waiting for me on the couch

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>>23257926
That sounds great. I want to wake up to the sounds and smells of breakfast, and find my waifu in the kitchen, giving me the biggest smile.

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>>23257926
Sounds like the dream, anon. On portal day, I plan on getting some soft p'orcs, maybe 2 or 3, and a h'orc with a nice, fluffy collar.

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>>23257965
>fluffy collar
God I love those. Great taste anon.

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>>23257765
Baphos are nice and all, but can't compare to a loli Dark Mage with all-natural mosquito bites and pear body.

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>>23257990
Bapho-sama has probably made more than her fair share of loli Dark Mages.

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Would you?

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>>23258011
Nah. Gimme a threesome with the fairy sisters.

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>Wake up in some noblewoman's bed being used as a Wight's daiki, stolen away the moment the portals open
>Want to extricate self to explore, but the frigid ghost sea breeze rolling in through the balcony means the only sources of warmth are the bed, the bits of the wight with direct skin contact and a small fireplace up the other end of the room
>Decide to just lie in bed for a bit until the Wight gets squirmy and grindy.

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>>23258011
When there's a much better girl?

No.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23258011
Navi and Rosa (from OoS) were my first childhood crushes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23257990
>all-natural mosquito bites
How do you get fake un-implants? Is it like silicone just antimatter?

[Anonymous No.]

>>23257765
Why is she so fat

[Anonymous No.]

>>23258011
I'd listen to her any day.
>>23258058
>not imp midna

[Anonymous No.]

>>23258078
Damn straight you fuckin' weirdo

[Anonymous No.]

Bapho cosplaying as Icon Of Sin! A sexy Icon Of Sin, but still!

[Anonymous No.]

I want to hear from both sides: Why do you like/dislike the idea of a fairy wife? I'm on the dislike side, as they are too small for a lot of the activities I would want to do, but I am interested to hear the other side of the argument.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23258087
>"Ho hooooh! Doomslayer-sama, you already destroyed that piece of my armor! Perhaps you just can't stop paying attention to my flat chest long enough to work my other parts!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>23258007
Dark mages are loners, you probably won't see any of them in the sabbaths.Not a whole lot of suppliers for loli dark mages, other than the wombs of grown up dark mages.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23258106
And I'm sure Bapho-sama gets awfully stressed, and has to find other ways to relieve that stress since
>tfw no onii-chan

[Anonymous No.]

>>23256200
Does anyone know why Japanese monstergirl goblins have horns?

[Anonymous No.]

>>23258065
Princess Ruto was mine, adult form. I remember printing off pictures of her from searching "Princess Ruto sexy" on Google in my early teens, using them for fapping and hiding them under my mattress. Moved onto Midna soon after. Good times...
That was before I knew porn and hentai sites where a thing or what porn even was.

[Anonymous No.]

What monster is best for a tsundere (male)?
What monster is best for a yandere (male)?
What monster is best for a kuudere (male)?
What monster is best for a mayadere (male)?
What monster is best for a thugdere (male)?
What monster ia best for a himedere (male)?
What monster is best for a deredere (male)?

[Anonymous No.]

>>23258089
They'd have a hard time breaking through the friend zone but I do have one daydream with a pregnant fairy.
Mostly fussing over her, stuff like wiping the sweat from her brow with a miniature towel or holding out bits of her favorite food for her to eat in leisure.
When the child is born holding your whole family in your hands while your exhausted wife beams at you seems pretty neat too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23258127
Cus they're horny.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23258232
There are better horny girls, though

[Anonymous No.]

>>23257575
>>23257710
Can't wait for the Horse

[Anonymous No.]

I wanna McFucking kill myself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23258127
idk but the they're known for raping women which means that translating that into MGE as monsters who rape men makes them goblins at heart! please be scared of getting raped so the goblin can enjoy herself with you!

[Anonymous No.]

>>23258256
Remove homewrecker horse

Snek is childhood friend and deserves to win

[Anonymous No.]

>>23258251
Will you marry the Dorf if they gain enough power to become Dorf Holstaurs?

[Anonymous No.]

>>23258264
Me too

[Anonymous No.]

>>23258069
All-natural because she's actually that young.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23258179
Opposites attract

[Anonymous No.]

>>23258179
Too easy

[Anonymous No.]

>>23258306
She's not wearing any pants!

[Anonymous No.]

>>23258277
Why bother when thicc draphs are right there?

[Anonymous No.]

>>23258327
Terrifying, isn't it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>23258345
Because Draphs don't exist anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>23258264
I want to McFuck a Holstaur
.
btw, is a holstaur eating a beef burger just like a human eating an uma delicia monkey soup?

[Anonymous No.]

>>23258357
Neither do dorfs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23258364
Fine fine.

Draphs don't exist in MGE.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23258362
No. Monkey's are fucking disgusting.

[Anonymous No.]

Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, make a big, muscled cyclops your daiki while she studies metallurgy and engineering cause no one needs blacksmiths anymore.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23258087
Cosplaying as a skull embedded in a wall?

[Anonymous No.]

>>23258378
>Daiki
>Dykey

[Anonymous No.]

>"You worry too much, you know?"
>"Things like that are bad for your health."
>"Oh, you look so pathetic, I just..."
>"Here, let me help."
>"Just relax for now..."

[Anonymous No.]

>>23258391
She's a public use spawn of hell.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23258391
What an absolute, pathetic scrub.
Get rekt, n00b

[Anonymous No.]

>>23258391
>He doesnt know what the doom eternal final boss fight is

[Anonymous No.]

>>23258427
If you spoil it, I will go super saiyan and cock slap you to death.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23258438
its a big fat snail to embody how slow you are at beating the game

[Anonymous No.]

>>23258427
I don't follow shitty games

[Anonymous No.]

>>23258011

Tell me your secrets, little fairy

[Anonymous No.]

>>23258455
haha Doomguy go JUUUUMP

[Anonymous No.]

>>23258438
Baphomet/Icon of Sin from Doom 2 but full-body and robotic

[Anonymous No.]

>>23258373
um, excuse me?

[Anonymous No.]

I don't understand how foxgirls can also be warships
but they are definitely sexy

[Anonymous No.]

>>23258494
girls with extensive gun batteries are hot

[Anonymous No.]

>>23258485
>Blocks your path

[Anonymous No.]

>>23258543
I'm just trying to figure out why I like them as distinct from, you know, regular MGE foxes
Is it the uniforms? The (ostensible) deference/obedience? The thinly-veiled (and sometimes not so veiled) yan tendencies?

[Anonymous No.]

>>23258179
Kuudere (male) here. I like small, gentle girls. Kuudere, dandere, and deredere are my favorite "types".

[Anonymous No.]

Time to drink booze 'n fuck and we're all out of booze.

[Anonymous No.]

Spanking a Grizzly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23258485
>they unzip your pants after pinning you down
>https://youtu.be/z8WvSGNEV24
>they say this in unison

[Anonymous No.]

>>23258584
What do you call a sick unicorn? A leppercorn

[Anonymous No.]

>>23258576
yan foxes in fine clothing are top

[Anonymous No.]

>>23251032
wait wait wait, does /mgg/ ACTUALLY have a thing against giantess'? Like... Seriously? Or is it just that one faggot?

[Anonymous No.]

Oh god it's happening again

[Anonymous No.]

>>23258584
I feel like mom would've loved for me to come home with a nice irish lass. If not that, a dragon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23258625

[Anonymous No.]

>>23258701
Shhhhhhhhh!

Shut up!

[Anonymous No.]

>>23258691
oh come on. new thread. let's not?
GIANT-giants are not really a part of the monstergirl context. macro/microshit is a different ball of wax - there may be monstergirls in giantess discussions, but 'giants' are not part of monstergirl culture (at least here.) big girls, sure- but not that big.
IDGAF if someone wants to post it, so long as they make it slightly more on-topic than 'look guys my waifu is HUUUGE'
others, as you may have noticed, are far more vocal about their displeasure and more than willing to shit the place up over it
so let's not

[Anonymous No.]

>>23258625
>>23258714
Anon's really hitting it off!

[Anonymous No.]

>>23258730
it's the same retard dude. no newfag would bother looking back at old threads

[Anonymous No.]

>>23258714
I want to get taken home by Haku

[Anonymous No.]

>>23258730
Ok, so less actual mge-esque giantess' but the absurd shit that some others get into. Just curious, I like monster girls, and I like giantess'. I also like vore but aside from sandworm level stuff I won't shit up the thread with it. It's like that one anon who keeps posting the sbbw pics, yeah? So trolls.

>>23258735
Was combing through the last thread to add to my folder, came across that and couldn't let it go. Here, have some cute and stop being a faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

Ara ara, you wouldn't take advantage of a helpless chaste sister, would you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>23258809
That's what she thinks. She is gunna be in a nun designed reverse bunny suit with my dick deep in her by next week.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23258819
> a nun designed reverse bunny suit
Come again?

[Anonymous No.]

Can it stop snowing? I just want to enjoy some heat after all this cold

[Anonymous No.]

>>23258809
i indeed would not make sexually aggressive movements against a nun

[Anonymous No.]

>>23258809
>facial expression, long hair
>the way the dress hangs off of but also conceals her body
Only when nobody is looking, Sister

[Anonymous No.]

>>23258825
Where I live all the snow is gone already and has been for weeks. It's spring, yo.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23258823
Basically a reverse bunny suit, but black and white and with a nuns habit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23258834
I don't know what a reverse bunny suit is, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23258848
Latest meme outfit

[Anonymous No.]

>>23258848
Sounds like the latest retarded meme clothing

[Anonymous No.]

>>23258800
>Posting the edited one

What are you doing lad? At least do the original.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23258848
do you know what a bunnysuit is?
I think a better word than reverse would be inverse
instead of a singlet that covers some/most of the torso and leaves arms/legs etc bare, the reverse/inverse bunnysuit is sleeves and leggings and otherwise exposes the body
hard to find a blueboard-friendly example for reasons that shouldn't need expanding upon

[Anonymous No.]

>>23258866
I get what you're describing and I find it silly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23258800
>tells others to stop being a fag
>admits to liking vore

Pottery

[Anonymous No.]

>>23258866
Not him, I was imagining just the pure bodysuit and thinking about how fucking retarded that would look. But if you tied it all in by covering the torso with a kind of fishnet stocking material it would look kind of okay.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23258874
Ok or continue being a faggot. I'm gonna keep posting cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23258875
There are some versions like that.

[Anonymous No.]

i have an idea for a touhou fangame.
you are a prostitute and your job is to pleasure all the youkai girls
every night before you go to sleep, you have to have sex with reimu to get purified by her as an exchange deal.
bosses to fuck include remilia, yuyuko, eirin + kaguya, suika, etc.
you can get raped if you become too careless, getting raped too much will make you traumatized and you'll lose
the more youkais you fuck, the more popular you become so getting a good fuck by a touhou becomes more likely
you can get hired to be a fucktoy at scarlet devil mansion, eintei, hakugyokurou, etc.
there are shady touhous that can kidnap you if you're not careful. watch aya's news to find out which touhou is "shadey"

[Anonymous No.]

You've got 12 hrs till a kunoichi comes to "assassinate" how do you prepare in those hours? Traps, guards, decoys, scented candles, lotion, aphrodisiacs, etc.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23258912
Gonna get me a bodyguard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23258912
kms

[Anonymous No.]

>>23258912
Handcuff myself to my bed right before she arrives

[Anonymous No.]

>>23258912
Cram and study to learn as much Zipangese as possible. Then impress her with my mastery of that language.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23258912
lock myself in the filthy gaiden centaur neighbor's closet next door, she probably can't find me or get in the closet if i lock it

[Anonymous No.]

>>23258912
I let my wife take care of her

[Anonymous No.]

>>23258912
call the police. have her arrested for threatening me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23258948
>Peer out your blinds to see a Kunoichi being slammed against the hood of a policecar.
>Her eyes meet yours, then narrow.
>Suddenly a smoke bomb goes off and the police are left bewildered, she's nowhere to be seen.

She'll get you next time Anon!

[Anonymous No.]

>>23258968
I demand police protection! I am an important person!

[Anonymous No.]

>>23258912
If she looks like that, go hide in the nearest Sabbath branch.
If she isn't so excessively curved, accept my fate and my new wife.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23258968
>>Peer out your blinds to see a Kunoichi being slammed against the hood of a policecar.
h-hot

[Anonymous No.]

>>23258912
Thank god Gremlin-chan helped me build 6 Automaton Masters.

That Kunoichi is going to get obliterated for sure!

[Anonymous No.]

>>23259017
10/10 design would watch

[Anonymous No.]

>>23258999
Probably one of those dummy thicc Kunoichi that get caught all the time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23259017
I want icewoman and Bombwoman to step on me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23259017
More like all up in those guts girl. i deserve to die

[Anonymous No.]

>>23258327
Of course not. Any unmarried man who stares into her eye is going to be compelled to eat her out or mating press her on the spot

[Anonymous No.]

Anons I think I messed up the demon summoning, what did I do wrong?

[Anonymous No.]

>>23259114
Too much of something. She's not flat and a loli.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23259114
You got one of those rare hybrids Echidnas make, it's liking winning the lottery

[Anonymous No.]

>>23258916

I'd like to order one Yuugi, with a side of Suika.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23259114

What's wrong with a mofusucci?

[Anonymous No.]

>>23258912
Tell her she got the wrong house.

[Anonymous No.]

Introducing dragons to the concept of paper money!

[Anonymous No.]

>>23259279
Dragons and Jabberwocks make for excellent maids.

[Anonymous No.]

why is it so hard to find good pics of centaur buttholes?

[Anonymous No.]

Would a lizard girl become a cuckqueen if you beat her. As in, she wants you to spread you "strong genes" or whatever I wants you to fight more girls so you ca impregnate them?

[Anonymous No.]

>>23259381
As much as I agree, it's basically feral furry porn, and you're better off looking for that, if all you're looking for is horse anus.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23259404
nah if the girl half isnt in frame it feels gross.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23259404
>The self awareness surfaces for but a moment before sinking once more under the deluge of "HORSE BUSSY XDDDD"

[Anonymous No.]

>>23258900
I just want wholesome 2u lewd.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23258912
I masturbate furiously until my dick falls off. She can't kill me if I'm already dead.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23259401
>Beat lizard girl so hard she believes she's not worthy of having your children and makes it her quest to find you a suitable mate
>Having to deal with mere'd lizard girl following you around challenging any monster girl who looks even in your direction and if they beat her they have to fight you for the right to marry you
>Challenges pack of p'orcs lead by a h'orc and gets overwhelmed easily
>Have to fight off them yourself
>Makes fun of oomukade for being a shut in and gets a biteful of venom
>Have to fight off spurned centipede
>Insults oni calling her a musclebound idiot who doesn't deserve to have your kids
>Gets suplexed and you have to fight off angry oni who wants to prove her wrong
>Lizard girl gets drunk and jumps up on a table declaring that none of the girls here are good enough for you
>She hops off to especially piss off a haughty dragon calling her a thousand year old NEET who's unused pussy is probably dustier and more barren than a zombie's
>She gets punched into nearby forest as you follow through the hole in the wall to make sure the dragon doesn't kill her
>Of course when she sees you she'll take the opportunity to stick it to your lizard girl companion
>Beat her only spamming health potions to heal through the damage
>Afterwards you take the lizard girl to a fallen god's church to get revived and heal yourself
>Still somewhat drunken and laughs about how heal sluts are not even worthy of looking at your dick and continue uselessly schlick through their chastity belts
>Don't get heals that night, unless you marry the head priestess
>Finally had enough of her cucking herself so you take her back to the ruined tavern and rent a room
>Spend the rest of the night thoroughly impregnating her

[Anonymous No.]

Just thinkin' 'bout thos' pigs.

How I'd love their hot, sweaty bodies grindin' agains' me.
How I'd love their warm, slimy tongues lickin' me.
How I'd love their hot, smelly breath waftin' 'cross my face.
How I'd love their them pressin' their big tits agains' me.
How I'd love my dick in their tight cunts 'n' asses.
How I'd rub their soft 'n' fuzzy pig ears for a job well dun.

Love'n me sum pigs

[Anonymous No.]

>>23259826
stinky pigs

[Anonymous No.]

>>23259852
Stinky, but very lewd and very sexy

[Anonymous No.]

GREEN IS BEST

[Anonymous No.]

>>23258912
Reverse baby trap.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23259826
Alright, who gave the p'orc chieftain access to the internet?

[Anonymous No.]

>>23259927
What do ya think I do all day as a p'orc cheiftan?

I sure as shit don' work.
I eat, sleep, fuck, shitpost, and play vidya.
I have a harem that fawns over me all day, all night.
At any givin' moment, I can call one over to suck me off, 'n' they eagerly do it.
They do the work 'n' the chores.
I eat the most succulent meats.
I sleep in the comfiest beds with p'orcs snugglin' up ta me for dear life.
I rule over the stronghold with a firm and horny, yet compassionate fist.
'N' that fist has been ta some intimate places of their's on the kinkier nigh's if ya catch ma meanin'

[Anonymous No.]

>>23259872
Incorrect, blue is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23259632
>marry the head priestess
I will, I always wonder what she looks like underneath those awfully loose robes.

[Anonymous No.]

>ywn have a big wolf force you to sit on her lap

[Anonymous No.]

>>23259632
Good end.
Then again, any story that ends with you hate-fucking a lizard girl pregnant is a good end.

[Anonymous No.]

Atlach-Nacha needs a ballgag for when the venom wears off

[Anonymous No.]

>>23260095
Nacho is probably into erotic asphyxiation

[Anonymous No.]

>>23260046
>force

[Anonymous No.]

>>23259872
Pale orcs > brown = green orcs > black orcs > B'orcs > P'orcs

[Anonymous No.]

>>23260158
H'orc stands above all others but p'orc is placed correctly

[Anonymous No.]

>>23260253
If I was to be fair and charitable, H'orc stands neither above nor below the others, but apart, and pretty high up as decent girls.

I don't see H'orcs as orcs. They're boar girls, as there are wolf girls and bear girls and cat girls.

[Anonymous No.]

Porking a P'orc

[Anonymous No.]

7:30 am, time for your slime Benedict for breakfast and slime tea with your slime fork and slime plate master! No need to get up, I'll bring it to the slime bed!

[Anonymous No.]

>>23260103
>she won't admit it, but Nacha loves getting put in a stranglehold by her hubby's big strong arms while getting railed from behind

[Anonymous No.]

>>23260419
>Not slime AM
>Not slime for slime slime with a slime of slime and added slime
Bad slime

[Anonymous No.]

>>23259279
So she can built a throne out of it like in Breaking Bad?

[Anonymous No.]

>>23259970
Sounds like a good life. Me, I'd be the treacherous adviser to a High Orc.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23260452
Marklar

[Anonymous No.]

I have become convinced after reading the new issue of Immortal Hulk that a Yeti is stronger than a Minotaur. Prove me wrong.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23260596
A minotaur isn't known so much for its raw strength as it is a kind of bestial cunning, it's lust and ferocity.

Iirc Yetis were sometimes blamed for avalanches and other immense forces of nature. Bit of a no brainer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23260419
How do you get a shoggoth maid?
Or does a shoggoth maid "get" you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>23260624
You follow the old covenants, or look for the purple many eyed kiki when in the market for a maid.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23260621
But a Minotaur has ox power!

[Anonymous No.]

>>23260633
>look for the purple many eyed kiki when in the market for a maid.
What's the maid market like these days?

[Anonymous No.]

>>23260639
Closed due to corona.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23260636
An angry Yeti has been known to manhandle an ox

[Anonymous No.]

Hey slave-boy want some shrooms?

[Anonymous No.]

>>23260645
Well, how will I get a monster girl to clean my house while half naked now then?

[Anonymous No.]

>>23260656
Well alright then.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23260665
Just phone them, jeez.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23260657
10/10 would get human trafficked by.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23260694
>Not making a Drow submissive as fuck and she gets off on that knowing that she is going to be bred like a common elven whore.
>Not showing her what affection that surface dwellers have towards each other afterwards
>Not having her come with you so she can have more of that afterwards because she wants it.

I know they have a massive fetish and see that shit as taboo.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23260721
I have zero interest in maledom.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23260645
>The monstergirl maid market closed
>During a time when great cleanliness is needed
This is Devlibug fake news

[Anonymous No.]

>>23260721
Cringe!

[Anonymous No.]

>>23260721
I rather ease her in by letting her feel confident and comfortable before tapping into that hidden racial sub fetish. The psyche of a dark elf is a complex and delicate thing and going out of the gates with the rough doggy chokehold is liable to result in an intense reaction that could really swing either way. They key is to let them still feel like they're in charge even as you have their ass over their heads in a matingpress and are currently claiming their elven womb

[Anonymous No.]

>>23260760
Cringe.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23260769
Cringe.

[Anonymous No.]

Cringe

[Anonymous No.]

>>23260639
The market crashed, but on the plus side it means perfectly balanced *dere maid harems are now perfectly affordable. Well, in theory, at least, since from the tone the desperate maids speak in you'd think they were all secret yanderes or something ridiculous like that.

[Anonymous No.]

I want a chesire to step on me and claim I posted cringe.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23260656
Don't let their cuddly nature fool you, Yetis are strong creatures that can turn violent if they get hoverhanded in a hug

[Anonymous No.]

>>23260848
I want to punish a cheshire cringe poster with multiple relentless dickings.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23260855
I wish I had a buff Yeti girlfriend, and that I was a slim pretty boy that would accentuate her impressive musculature.

[Anonymous No.]

I've been killing time in quarantine with creepypastas. What are some horror stories you'd like to share with Monsters?

[Anonymous No.]

>>23261219
1917's no-man's-land and the abandoned German trench scenes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23261219
I think it would be really fun to come up with spooky stories for a Titania and her court. Just scary enough for the little fairies to get really into it and for the queen to verbally assure everyone (mostly herself, given her tone of voice) that it's just a story.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23261219
Tales of American Prohibition for Onis and Satyros.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23261317
I'm going to let the Fairies know that there's a SKELETON INSIDE ME RIGHT NOW

[Anonymous No.]

>>23261219
A lonely kejourou falls in love with a new barber who people say is quite freaky. Little does she know Fred is much more Naughty than she could have imagined.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23261219
Let them watch you play SMT Nocturne or Digital Devil Saga 1/2.

The whole setting in both of those games are bleak as fuck. Especially Nocturne.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23261386
The only Atlus game that's MG approved is Catherine

[Anonymous No.]

>>23260452
Got anything that 'asnt got slime innit?

[Anonymous No.]

zzz

[Anonymous No.]

>>23260596
My money is on the mino
>Built for battle
>Muscular
>Rage mode
>Skilled in the art of the ax
>Chosen defenders of labyrinths and dungeons
>Horns for goring enemies
Meanwhile a yeti only has brute strength to her name. Strength that a mino would either match or be close to matching. Put them on a neutral field and the mino wins every single time

[Anonymous No.]

>>23259494
i want aya to be my girlfriend. imagine her crow tengu pussy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23261386
>Digital Devil Saga
That game goes from bleak to hilarious, though.

[Anonymous No.]

dark elves are the worst elves!

[Anonymous No.]

>>23261219
Jadusable is releasing the conclusion to Ben Drowned.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23261563
>Dark Elves are the worst Elves
LISTEN HERE YOU LITTLE SHIT

[Anonymous No.]

I wanna fuck a Titania and then fall asleep in her arms on those comfortable mounds.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23261485
I bet she's weak to hugs and affection in general

[Anonymous No.]

>>23261219
I have a odd fascination with dark, scary, occult and macabre things, which is strange since I'm such a massive scaredy-cat.

My wife would probably be the kind to share those stories with me instead, and laugh before eventually comforting me. Same with scary movies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23261678
So I can defeat the Minotaur by making out with her? I'm up for that, even if I don't win.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23261563
das racist
she'll femdom you in front of your wight waifu for saying that

[Anonymous No.]

Name monster girls so harmless that they could be trusted with babysitting human kids even when it's a full moon during mating season.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23261780
Your wife.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23261788
Good point. Even the sexually "dangerous" monster girls becomes sexually bound to her husband. A married Hellhound babysitting human kids would be funny.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23261771
God I wish I had a Dark Elf mistress to give me a carefree existence
Or maybe I should ask Satan for that instead

[Anonymous No.]

>>23261780
Kobold, Houri and Cu Sith. Even the order are chill with them

[Anonymous No.]

>>23261780
Wolfs are man’s best friend after all...

[Anonymous No.]

>>23261819
>Even the sexually "dangerous" monster girls becomes sexually bound to her husband
Doesn't stop corruption via other methods though, as world guides have shown there's more ways to corrupt someone than doing the scissor dance.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23261780
Umi Osho

[Anonymous No.]

>>23258912
Again, as with most monster-related issues in my household, ask Jamal to comve over.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23261780
A married unicorn

[Anonymous No.]

How long does it take monster girls to get ready? I would think alps and warrior types don't really care about prettying up, but what about royalty/leader type monsters?

[Anonymous No.]

>>23260296
A farm pig looks exactly like a boar after they go feral for a few years

[Anonymous No.]

>>23260657
I want to corrupt that drow into a cuddle/kissu slut.

[Anonymous No.]

I don't normally link shit but https://fapforfun.net/archives/15765 has that Zell monster girl game with a translation and trying to explain how to get it work would be a pain so here you go.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23260657
>Slave?
>Ha ha! You must have the wrong guy lady
>The recruiter said that this was an agricultural internship with built in personal networking seminars

[Anonymous No.]

A buff weresheep would give better hugs than a yeti

[Anonymous No.]

>>23262135
You'd get a very strong nap in, that's for sure.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23262161
Flex your fluff muscles, baby.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23262135
I need some testing before I make proper judgement.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23262264
The Invasion of the S&M Sheep!

[Anonymous No.]

>>23262264
Hey buddy I think you got the wrong door, the cuddle club's 2 blocks down

[Anonymous No.]

>>23261563
I'm unconvinced

[Anonymous No.]

>>23262323
Fuck/
you\

[Anonymous No.]

>>23262334
Ahh fuck you leathersheep, maybe you and I should settle it right here on the bed

[Anonymous No.]

>>23262334
>not "Fuck ewe"
Cmon man these are easy lobs

[Anonymous No.]

>>23262323
This is not what I had in mind when I saw the name 'The Cotton Club'

[Anonymous No.]

>>23262363
Hug you

[Anonymous No.]

>>23261563
Japanese le chocolate bdsm sadistic anti-elves are.
Druuchi, however, are olev.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23262389
Brave the cold wastes to get superior Druuchi waifu!
Or get nabbed by the weirdo high elves around there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23262436
You mean H'Elves.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23262436
They’re not weirdos! They’re my waifus!

[Anonymous No.]

>>23262520
Your 'waifus' live in the wastes, weird out the other high elves, and basically terrorize the Druuchi while following around an old cake who may or may not be undead.

[Anonymous No.]

Would you accept to be the prize of a monster girl boxing match?

[Anonymous No.]

Would you accept to be the prize of a monster girl boxing match?

[Anonymous No.]

Hellhounds doesn't like casual sex. They like competitive sex.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23262645
Yeah, I'd be fine with that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23262645
No. I’d rather be a ring boy and walk around with the round cards after every round.

[Anonymous No.]

>poor emotional expression
>not much of a personality
>not particularly good at anything
>not particularly passionate about anything

I can't see any mamono genuinely loving me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23262735
Get a dorome

[Anonymous No.]

>>23262661
But what if a loli wins?

[Anonymous No.]

>>23262761
Still fine with that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23262735
Dormouse might be good for you. They just want to sleep and cuddle!

[Anonymous No.]

>>23262761
To the victor goes the spoils

[Anonymous No.]

>>23262771
Cute.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>23262645
>Sandworm vs Sand Wurm
>Anon will spend the rest of his life with a woman full of maternal love or internal love.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23262771
That sounds very nice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23262802
My money's on the wurm

[Anonymous No.]

>>23262735
Dormouse, Minotaur, Oni. They're all pretty okay with just sleeping and fucking, alternatively A Lich is a good match for your first two points and she would be fine as long as you were passionate about her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23262822
That sandworm is getting suplexed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23262791
Tsuraras only have one good eye and no depth perception, I'd like to see her try and hit me with icicles

[Anonymous No.]

>>23262791
But I don't like ice cream!

[Anonymous No.]

>>23262840
They have the eye patch cause they're a bit chuuni and also want to look a little intimidating

[Anonymous No.]

>>23262791
I want all the ice types FUCK HEAT

[Anonymous No.]

>>23262840
>Summons a Babylon's Gate's worth of icicles, all pointed in your direction
>"Yeah, my aim isn't great, that's true. How's your dodging though?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>23262802
>maternal love
That's no Atlach-Nacha.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23262897
I have no super powers but I can run reasonably fast.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23260596
>Yeti

He was an ayylmao though

[Anonymous No.]

>>23262791
Tsurara would be great if the cold didn't make me so uncomfortable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23262645
If I were the prize than both girls would try to lose

[Anonymous No.]

>>23262645
No. There's a good chance I could end up with a mamono I don't like. I'll just stay quiet and find my way to a Runya library.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23262897
Bad, so time to take cover

[Anonymous No.]

>>23262904
I don't know about you, but I don't want an abusive momster.

[Anonymous No.]

Reminder to join the special Order Choir Boy division. The Order of Tormento Pabulum will make sure your faith protects you as you...distract the monsters in order for our brave soldiers to escape their clutches!

[Anonymous No.]

>>23262989
I wouldn't want a momster at all.
The only place I've seen mothers who weren't like Atlach-Nacha is in works of fiction.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23263012
I'll make the sacrifice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23263012
But who will protect me from the thirsty order priestess?

[Anonymous No.]

>>23262735
>>not particularly passionate about anything
Depending on circumstances of your apathy, I might have the monster for you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23263041
Never felt safer

[Anonymous No.]

>>23263043
I've just never really been able to dedicate myself to anything, beyond a moderate interest. Nothing has stood out to me to the point of focusing large amounts of time and effort. Nothing makes me feel particularly enthusiastic.
Akaname are cute, though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23263054
Will singing in my underwear in her lap really bring me closer the Chief God?

[Anonymous No.]

Did the guy who's making Runya in Koikatsu ever get her card finished?

[Anonymous No.]

>>23262735
You're probably right. I don't think any monstergirl could genuinely love you, or anyone else here for that matter.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23263063
Of course the only thing better is to get closer is to do it totally naked and facing her!

[Anonymous No.]

It must suck to be a male bully at a MG school
>Insulting the sub monsters makes them shlick and they tell you to keep going
>Insulting the dom monsters makes them shlick and they threaten to make you their boy-toy
>Insulting a neutral monster makes them shlick, as they fantasize about making you their husband
>Insulting royalty makes them blush and comment on how that's not how to talk to a lady
>Scummy monsters ignore your insults, and continue to undo your pants
>Trying to insult a Atlach-Nacha leads to you getting BTFO

[Anonymous No.]

>>23261563
Given the chance to commit elf genocide, dark elves are the only kind of elf I'd spare.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23263121
Bullying fellow male students is also bad because even if his girlfriend is a sub monster, she can wreck your shit. You don't want to be known as the guy who got his ass handed to him by a Cockatrice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23263121
>>Insulting royalty makes them blush and comment on how that's not how to talk to a lady
I could see young Ice Queens saying that, then freezing you to a wall for the yeti hall-monitor to find.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23263078
Working on it, I'm just a lazy piece of shit. I'll get on it soon enough.

[Anonymous No.]

MILF dragon that roosts on a high rise building and treats everyone inside as her children

[Anonymous No.]

>>23263191
What about when the teachers are the bullies?

[Anonymous No.]

>>23263221
No rush, my man. I's just inquiring

[Anonymous No.]

>>23262825
Jinko and Hellhound would be good too. For Hellhound he would make prime material for a submissive husband and the fact that she would likely have to protect him often will be more of a boost for her. Jinkos are fine with just focusing on martial arts and fucking their husbands in mating season and when he is horny. With anon she would have more time for martial arts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23263036
is this flandre, yuuka, or rumia?

[Anonymous No.]

what's the difference between getting raped by a lilem and getting raped by a hellhound?

[Anonymous No.]

>>23263308
Hellhounds crush your hips with sheer thrusting force.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23263237
Cute

[Anonymous No.]

>>23263322
so do lilems

[Anonymous No.]

>>23263294
Flandre.

[Anonymous No.]

Today is my birthday, just one more year before I can cast spells and I'll cross over to the MGE world for good!

[Anonymous No.]

>>23263241
He's fucked if he does something bad to a monster teacher's favorite student, or if the principal finds out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23263337
Teach me to twirl the pen like that.

[Anonymous No.]

the ocean palace is open to visitors

[Anonymous No.]

>>23263308
>someone waifus a lilim
Normal people
>nice waifu bro. Is cute!
/jp/
>"NOOOOOOO! U CANT WAIFU THE LILIMRINOOO! IT MEANS YOURE SHILLING FOR ANY AND ALL AUTHORS/ARTISTS THAT EVEN MENTION THEM! ALL CONTENT CREATORINOOS NEED TO FRICK OFF!"
>someone waifus a hellhound
Normal people
>nice waifu. Not really into femdom, but she still a cute!
/jp/
>1/2 replies "NOOOOOO! YOU CANT LIKE THE NEGGERHOUND! YOU SIMP! FEMDOM FAGS GET THE ROPERINOOO!!!"
>2/2 replies "I wanna lick her abs! Wanna give her bellyrubs and kisses! I want to make her tail wag!"
Essentially people lose less shit if you get raped by a hellhound.
just to be clear, if you've seen previous threads, then you know I'm not really wrong and that there are exceptions. Am I exaggerating? Yes. Trolling? Not really.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23263408
It's always so strange seeing someones distorted reality.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23263408
What if I want a regular succubus?

[Anonymous No.]

>>23262645
Mammoth had cute hair. Pity the anime is dead now but at least the mango exists.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23263427
Cute!

[Anonymous No.]

>>23263401

[Anonymous No.]

>>23263408
My wife is a Hellhound and I've posted her several times without complaint. The game show Lilim guy talks about his wife with no problems too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23263427
Big fluffy tusks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23263437
Read the spoiler
>"And there are exceptions"

[Anonymous No.]

>>23263401
I want to open her pussy with my cock.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23263408
haha jaypee go REEEEEEE

[Anonymous No.]

>>23263408
>I want to make her tail wag
cute

[Anonymous No.]

>>23263408
This has literally never happened. Femdom fags and especially Hellhound fags get called out then they make autistic shit posts like this or start tantruming that there is a submissive hellhoud or "how dare you say you want to rape a monster, only we can use that word" or that raging mushooms ruin the setting because they can be used for maledom on any monster, or some other autism. Nobody cares what you like. It's when you try to play enforcer and scream because someone doesn't like something exactly that you do that you get called out.

[Anonymous No.]

Would you join a Dhampir on a Castlevania-like adventure to defeat her Vampire mom?

[Anonymous No.]

Kiki is a chicken! I'll have her for dinner!

[Anonymous No.]

>>23263509
only if we listen to the soundtrack while doing it and the leigion boss doesnt exist

[Anonymous No.]

>>23263509
Depends. Are you a warrior, mage, or some sort of...I wanna say pirate?

[Anonymous No.]

>>23263509
Yeah but she has to drink my blood at every save point.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23263518
I think thats one of the few bosses in the series you cant change into a monster girl

[Anonymous No.]

>>23263509
>Dhampir's really strong and looks cool while fighting.
>But gets stuck on the simplest puzzles and needs your help with them.
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KsqPtD048to

[Anonymous No.]

>>23263490
Hey remember what happened when someone made a nerdy hellhound?

[Anonymous No.]

>>23263509
Hell nah, I hate adventures, I want to stay at home.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23263513
Remember to clean and stuff your chicken before dinner.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23263449
That line feels like it exists purely to wave off everything that proves the rest wrong.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23263509
Now let's head back to reality

[Anonymous No.]

>>23263589
>[GAME OVER]

[Anonymous No.]

>>23263509
What kind?
>Snooty Von Carstein mama that is all about tradition and formality so she's upset that her daughter ran away
>Honorable Blood Dragon mama that is disappointed her daughter left before completing her training and is looking forward to their final duel
>Insane Strigoi mama that leads a pack of rampaging ghouls and is hurt that its own blood became 'civilized'
>Seductive Lahmian mama that is curious why her daughter would choose such a brutish approach to the world despite her charms and beauty
>Calculating Nechrach mama who planned out an entire kingdom of undead to take over and wants to test if her daughter is ready to take the mantle
OR
>Party loving Pirate Queen Vampire mama who only thought her daughter left to get more drinks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23263593
Anon has to help ALL the daughters! No matter how over-confident, dummy thicc, or genki the might be.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23263559
Only got hate because it was a forced meme

[Anonymous No.]

>>23263490
>This has literally never happened
Delusional

[Anonymous No.]

>>23263589
She tries this every century, even when her father confiscates all her high level gear as she enters, she won't give up!

[Anonymous No.]

I really, really like birdgirls. Especially Cockatrice, Tengu, and Jubjub.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23262735
just because you perceive yourself as unlovable, even in fantasy, does not mean that you are so
none of those things are inherently true
you may be broken, but that is not a life sentence. you can fix yourself.
it is always possible to become more than you are
Any mamano that shows you true love and care would send you on the road to betterment, but the epitome is no doubt Kikimora- she will support and care for you no matter how down you get, and will be waiting and ready when you decide to reclaim the potential that is always, and always be, yours

[Anonymous No.]

>>23263649
I want to go bird-watching! There's so many different species of birds out there, in all different sizes and plumage!

[Anonymous No.]

>>23263593
What about doting vampire mama who thinks her daughter is just playing, thus enraging her even more.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23263623
I'm assuming you are trolling but seriously when fave femdomfags ever been told they can't like or talk about hellhounds or femdom. This very thread is full of femdom posts. Liking and talking about femdom is different than demanding that it's that only thing allowed in these treads. If being told to fuck off if you have a little bitch fit over a maledom post is oppressing you you are retarded.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23263649
Jubjubs are the best of them all

[Anonymous No.]

>>23263509
only if I get to 'keep' her afterwards

[Anonymous No.]

>>23263680
*breast

[Anonymous No.]

>>23263649
If monsters were real I would love to chase down and rape a loli Cockatrice. They are in my top 10.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23263672
Cringe

[Anonymous No.]

Is there a fixed version of this ?

[Anonymous No.]

>>23263690
That too

[Anonymous No.]

>>23263697
I don't know my French friend.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23263663
It's missing the Jub Jub!

[Anonymous No.]

>>23263690
>Implying I wouldn't want a JC small-breasted Jubjub

[Anonymous No.]

>>23263593
Tzimisce.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23263593
With all these I would rather be the vampires dad that has an epic battle of the minds with her boyfriend as my daughter and wife battle.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23263337
But all of my teachers disliked me. I asked too many questions, and wasn't from one of the important families.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23263705
That big tiddy Cheshire is shady-looking.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23263705
Jub Jub best Wonderland girl confirmed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23263705
The dream harem. It's got everything
>Cat girl
>Loli
>Sex crazed girls
>Massive tits
>/d/egenerates
>Slime
>Magic users
>Brains
I don't know why cait sith is in the mix since she's not a Wonderland girl

[Anonymous No.]

>>23263649
>"Oh ayayaa."

[Anonymous No.]

>>23263820
What a silly hat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23263820
CORVID 19

[Anonymous No.]

>>23263649
>. Especially Cockatrice

[Anonymous No.]

>>23263649
All the mge harpies are pretty top tier in their designs. Can't wait to see if KC does anymore later on or what types of designs he'll make for the game.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23263830
A cool hat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23263853
Black Harpies are the kind of Monster that gets off on bullying low level adventurers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23263853
I wanna make a Jub so overfilled and engorged with my jizz that she has a hard time walking or flying and just leg locks onto me, making me constantly work out and gain stamina so that we can go at it for days on end.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23263705
I just want a cute dormouse to sleep in my lap while I play vidya! maybe she'll unconsciously shake her ass against my dick in her sleep

[Anonymous No.]

I'm going to throw the Tiger!

[Anonymous No.]

>>23263408
>I wanna lick her abs!
How did muscle Hellhound become threadcanon? She also has the most muscled art outside of Minotaur and Jinko for obvious reasons. Which is wierd considering unlike Mino and Jinko she is not a muscled race.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23263879
why is the perspective that way in hat picture, am i doing something on my knees to aya?

[Anonymous No.]

>>23264107
rape dog

[Anonymous No.]

>>23262771
Minotaur is better. Strong protective cuddles >>>> cuddles.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23264118
grovelling for mercy
luckily she is kind and forgiving

[Anonymous No.]

>>23264043
>Tiger is not a valid option.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23264118
Lap pillow.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23264141
>he doesnt want purely innocent cuddles to keep his wife warm and feeling safe and loved.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23261485
And who would win between Minotaur and Jinko?

[Anonymous No.]

What monster is most likely to mail herself to you, bound up in a box, as a 'gift'?
Who's her friend that she trusts enough to tie her up and get her to the right destination?

[Anonymous No.]

>>23264215
Umi-osho sent by her Otohime mistress.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23264215
is there a known tag for this? I have a sudden need for girl-delivery pictures

[Anonymous No.]

>>23264215
I really can't see a big oni girl fitting in box (even if said box would be very big) and having someone move said box to your door.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23264200
Minotaurs are probably physically stronger, but Jinkos are probably smarter and more disciplined.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23264215
>>23264232
Unfortunately the first thing I think of is that DID fetish. Though if anyone's willing to deliver fresh waifus it'll have to be a cute cupid (or cute-pid). Some of the bigger girls may present a bit of a challenge. Luckily she has help!

[Anonymous No.]

>>23264293
Minos declaring some poor weak man theirs!

[Anonymous No.]

>>23264308
>DID fetish
dare I ask what you mean by this
>>23264232
for danbooru, at least, "in_box" does the job just fine (thought it includes a lot of other things, too)
somehow I thought there would be a more specific name for it, but does not seem to be the case at least for english sites

[Anonymous No.]

>>23264344
Damsel in Distress. It's kinda like S&M only it's just the girl tied up, sometimes gagged, and left in a box or similarly isolated location.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23264141
I can't stand musclegirls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23264141
I raise you the ultimate cuddler.
>>23264178
Nothing wrong with innocent cuddles with your wife who wants to make you feel warm, safe, and loved.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>23264380
Cringe!

[Anonymous No.]

>>23264416
All girls are good cuddlers if they try hard enough

[Anonymous No.]

>>23264519
No.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23264519
i'll respond if you post something interesting

[Anonymous No.]

>>23264532
Even Nachos?

[Anonymous No.]

>>23264553
Nachos are big softies once they're out of insults and getting cuddled

[Anonymous No.]

>>23264215
>tfw no Elf onee-san who mails herself to you when you tell her you’re getting homesick at college

[Anonymous No.]

>>23264553
They have two hands, two legs and four spider limbs to hug you with, so yes
How would you make a nacho lovey dovey is the bigger question

[Anonymous No.]

>>23264532
I'd most want cuddles from an Alice, a Familiar, a Mimic, or a petite Elemental of some kind.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23264598
What do you mean? Have you even read the entry? Your bite in your spider form cures their pain and makes them nice until it wears off.

[Anonymous No.]

Choose your destiny.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23264647
I don't trust any MGQ girls other than the basic slime girl and spatsune
I'm not food, I'm a lonely boy

[Anonymous No.]

>>23264655
I think this is something different, this isn't MGQ, but it is drawn by @youkaidou, who did draw for MGQ.

>>23264647
gimme the flat harpy!

[Anonymous No.]

>>23264215
I could see a Clubs Trumpart mailing me her card portal, then kidnapping me and my room into her subspace palace.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23264647
I didn't play Paradox yet, but the harpy looks cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23264647
Bird > Spider > Snake > Slime

[Anonymous No.]

>>23264647
I'll take the snake

[Anonymous No.]

>>23264628
Isnt it just your venom? Which is from semen, bite, or probably just mucus.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23264655
>>23264673
>MGQ

[Anonymous No.]

>>23264655
>MGQ
whats that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>23264684
We know not to post haram bullshit from MGQ, calm your tits.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23264704
It's not MGQ

[Anonymous No.]

>>23264686
A pile of garbage.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23264727
you're a pile of garbage

[Anonymous No.]

>>23264733
No I just like to not be eaten alive.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23264683
>Additionally, irritated by her insults, the huge spider will bite her body, and directly inject a bodily fluid through his fangs that contains a high concentration of the man's mana which will mix with her blood and violate her body from the inside, continuously providing her with irresistible pleasure; she'll convulse, constantly climaxing over and over, and each additional thrust of a tentacle will yield yet another climax. During this, her abusive voice will fall silent, and instead, she'll just keep uttering sweet words and apologies for her insults. This is because she is expressing her original personality after having the venom that was adversely affecting her spirit neutralized by the man's mana. Only when their body is filled with their husband's mana is their heart able to feel at ease. When their husband's mana that was poured inside their body weakens, and their venom gets stronger, they'll once again hurl severe insults at their husband, inciting him to bite and violate them again.
Your bite is super concentrated essence which nullifies the venom in their body. You could maybe fuck them enough in your human form but there is no clue how long that could take vs your bite does it instantly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23264673
it's not paradox either

[Anonymous No.]

>>23264714
I only saw >>23264662 after I sent my post. I'm still sticking with the harpy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23264727
>>23264746
I'm gettin me mallet!

[Anonymous No.]

>>23264767
That's still way too goddamn much and even some of the keeps you alive ones keep you in horrible conditions so yes MGQ is a pile of garbage.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23264774

[Anonymous No.]

>>23264783
Yes, thank you for proving my point.

[Anonymous No.]

I want a harem of small-chested, thin, non-loli girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23264795
>not wanting to be a mg's slave
CRINGE

[Anonymous No.]

>>23264628
>in your spider form
Yeah, see the problem?

[Anonymous No.]

>>23264798
This isn't the cutsey 'you're actually her husband she just calls you a slave' MGE thing, this is actual 'you're garbage and treated like it' slavery.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23264774
>>23264795
My dude, if some punk came at you with a sword I think you'd be pretty fucking mad about it too.

[Anonymous No.]

don't you hate it when vampires think that men are miserable little piles of secrets?

[Anonymous No.]

>>23264814
They're not wrong. For example, Im a miserable little pile of secrets

[Anonymous No.]

>>23264811
Don't actually murder people and people wont come at you with a sword then.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23264800
Yeah don't marry a Nacho or chaos girl. Pick any random girl and make her tsundere. Personalities are much more variable than changing everything else in an entry to match that personality.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23264811
A large portion of the monstergirls in MGQ are degenerate scum that unironically deserve the smiting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23264686
Imagine MGE if monster girls actually killed, could be evil and had standards for who they have sex with and almost never marry you.

That's MGQ. Oh, and they can and do cheat too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23264811

[Anonymous No.]

>>23264833
>had standards for who they have sex with
i dont think that was a thing

[Anonymous No.]

>>23264814
>don't you hate it when vampires think that men are miserable little piles of secrets?
It'll only confirm her notion when she finds my /d/ fetish porn collection. I hope she's at least willing to entertain my degeneracy else I'm taking the next train to Wonderland

[Anonymous No.]

>>23264833
>Imagine MGE if monster girls actually killed, could be evil and had standards for who they have sex with and almost never marry you.

>Sandworm goes through men like candy because they're all scared shitless of her and claw and beg to be released
>She's not interested in looks or stamina
>She just wants a man who can accept her for who she is
>All those who reject her meet a swift demise in the worm's belly
>She gobbles a strange man on day
>The first man to instantly fall in love with her
>She squeals and cries with pure joy in her heart
>She protects and makes love to the man she just found
>The two live a long happy life together

>Inb4 fuck off
Just enjoy the happy ending

[Anonymous No.]

>>23264868
It's more standards for who they marry. Luka actually is the best possible partner for any of them, but his taste drives them crazy enough to eat him or fuck him to death regardless.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23264840
I respect that justice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23264684
>Coronavirus might mean you don't have to come to school, but you still need to do homework!

[Anonymous No.]

>>23264911
Not at all. In part 3 those Soldier Girls made by promstein said they wouldnt fuck some kids because they were too young and would just kill them. I kinda recall a case where a monster girl said she wouldnt fuck a guy because he was too old. Also there is the Dullahan at the Colosseum that just kills everyone there if you lose, without even fucking them. No man, its shit. Through and through.

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>>23265002
>quarantine means she's now stuck at your house until its over

[Anonymous No.]

https://twitter.com/Grn1138/status/1242964332843016192
Was lucky enough to win a raffle thingy and got some art of Hinezumi wife.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23265028
Tutor sessions every day with Haku-sensei!

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>>23264898
>an alchemist takes up the task of putting a stop to the monster mass-murdering local people
>ambushes sandworm while she's hunting with a poison gas bomb
>the uncontrollable muscle spasms caused by the nerve gas kill the fuck out of the husband hiding inside her
>there's nothing she can do about it other than lay there choking to death before she joins him in hell
Now it's actually a good end.

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>>23265002
Corona would either get neutered by Mamono Obama or become a super monsterization virus. In fact I could see MGs setting up health campaigns to have guys marry MGs to be safe from the virus. So if anything Corona would work in MGs favor. Though in the cases where Corona manages to kill people before they get husbanded or monsterized would be a fucking tragedy.

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>>23265002
>this also means couples have ALOT of spare time to make babies nonstop

[Anonymous No.]

>>23265043
That's not a good end. That's a very bad end

[Anonymous No.]

>>23265040
Such big floppy ears!

[Anonymous No.]

>>23265042
But quarantine means she's not leaving, so now your teacher lives with you and sleeps in your bed. Try explaining to your parents why she's still there even after the quarantine is over.

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>>23264684
Would a morally corrupt Haku make sure you pass for a favor? Or would she constantly fail you so you are stuck in her class for years until you are forced to be the Janitor at her school, just so she can see you all day everyday.

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>>23265081
>Haku-sensei insists on staying in your room to make sure you're studying.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23265078
They're kind of a weakness of hers! She's big and tough but soft Hinezumi ears are always good for teasing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23264647
I choose death.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23265131
granted, but it's by anal vore

[Anonymous No.]

>>23265104
May as well do it on her lap.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>23265166
We need more multi arm girls. They give the best hugs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23265166
TFW Darksiders 3 had a qt multi-armed waifu who was also a Horsemanboo

[Anonymous No.]

>>23265043
go back to /tg/ edgelord

[Anonymous No.]

>>23265069
>>23265205
Don't give him the (you)s he craves, he even referenced that shitty crossover fic for extra bait

[Anonymous No.]

>>23265191
And better cookers! and cleaners an cuddlers

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>>23265205
Did you read the post I responded to? Bringing a hedonistic mass-murderer to justice is hardly edgy.

>>23265214
I have no idea what you're talking about because I don't read crossover fanfiction, I don't even remember anyone writing that tier of crap here.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to be trapped in MGE raccoon city and get raped and married to a bunch or zombies and variants!

[Anonymous No.]

Hi, I’m Anon, and I’m a mofu addict.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23265275
MS X, Fem birkin or fem nemisis?

[Anonymous No.]

>>23264833
And also the art and designs are just awful

[Anonymous No.]

>>23264727
>I don't want to live in the setting so it's garbage
Fuck off cunt, it's a good game

[Anonymous No.]

>>23265282
Ms. X is gonna give it to ya.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23265282
Not him but...
Yes.
Yes with turned daughter
And yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23262771
I'd like a sleepy, cuddly Dormouse quite a bit.

>>23262825
>>23263285
I don't really like most of those, but a Dormouse or Lich could be nice.

>>23263661
Thank you, anon. And I do think a Kiki's help and love would be very helpful.

[Anonymous No.]

>bang over one eye
>big horns and tits on a little body
>oneesan who's more powerful than you
I can't guys, I fuckin can't, how could you ever even resist? Narmaya would make a little cuddle doll outta me and I'd be happy just to be able to smell her even

[Anonymous No.]

>>23265343
>how could you ever even resist
Not into large breasts or "oneesans". Lily is my favorite Granblue girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23265343
Resistance was never a consideration.

[Anonymous No.]

I need a Mofu nee-san.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23265343
I want to get pampered by her and fluster her by occasionally pampering in return.
>>23265350
Lily's a cute girl too, I don't know what my shit water team would do without her

[Anonymous No.]

>>23265365
You know she had to do it to you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23265387
She had to DO you

[Anonymous No.]

I want an unconsciously yandere Alice, and a playful Familiar who both satisfies kinks I can't/won't do with the Alice and messes with the Alice's clingy obsession towards me!

[Anonymous No.]

The only thing that bothers me is the double-ears. I mean, c'mon- how hard is it to fix that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>23265444
ok, not present in that picture. silly me.
HIGHLY prevalent in other art of the AL girls, though

[Anonymous No.]

>>23265444
>I mean, c'mon- how hard is it to fix that?
I guess the biggest problem is getting her to hold still while you cut them off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23265454
are you saying that im into alps?

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>>23265343
>bang over one eye
She has a cute hairstyle, true.
>big horns and tits on a little body
It works.
>oneesan who's more powerful than you
As long as she's still the submissive one. I want to pull her close by one of her horns so her chest is pushed against my pelvis.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23265282
Birkin with nemesis. Your forgetting all the other variants though. Like the cute hunters, kickers, ivy, sewer gator, and regular zombie girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23265466
que?

[Anonymous No.]

How do I break the bad news to my ancient evil momster I became a hero instead of a villian? how angry will she be after I tell her?

[Anonymous No.]

>>23265500
oh, hroz
may he never change

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>>23265500
She won't accept it unless you defeat her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23265495
it was only one time.

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>>23265516
>beat her
>she starts to cry because her precious son is leaving her to become a hero
I'd quit and stay with my momster if that happened.

[Anonymous No.]

Something about this girl seems off

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>>23265551
I can only guess that you mean to quote someone else

[Anonymous No.]

>>23265574
Making your momster happy is one important way of being a hero.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23265575
She's a secret Wendigo!

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>>23265575
>>23265597
Wendi-chan's first date!

[Anonymous No.]

>>23265574
She shouldn't cry, the hero is supposed to make sure the ancient evil can't do evil. Which means he has to stay with her forever.

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>>23265602
>Wendi-chans first date
>goes to Selkies diner
>gets free desert for the date
>now she won’t stop bringing anon to the diner after school for free cake and pie
>Selkie-san just sighs as her husband laughs and brings out another cake for Wendi-chan and her new boyfriend

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>>23265620
I bet Selkie-san wears a different, special seal suit for cooking!

[Anonymous No.]

>>23265640
>Selkies
>Cooking
Only outside of their seal skin, you silly goose. That way you can make cooking a pro-active dating experience.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23265640
Her husband does all the cooking with the help of Papa Wendi bringing in meat from his successful hunts. Selkie-san is a better promoter than cook.

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>>23265444
what are those straps+leggings called?
those are now my new favorite things

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>>23265648
Probably ends up being a naked apron situation with the apron being some other animal fur.

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>>23265620
>"A-awawa... awawa... awawa... a-aawawa..."
>her date is silent, face beet red and nervous as he shifts in his seat across from her, while she just vibrates dumbfounded, not even touching her food
>Selkie-san has her face resting on her cheek as she stares at them
>"I don't think either of them has said an intelligible word since they came in here today."
>Husband gives a big belly laugh and pinches her on her rear
>"Reminds me of our first date! Though there was a lot more physical contact involved, I'll admit that!"
>Selkie half-playfully swats his hand away with a spatula before getting back to work

>Meanwhile, Yeti-chan and Yuki-chan spy in from the window
>"What're they sayin?! Did they make out yet?!"
>"Yeti, please! They'll hear us!"
>"Well I wanna know if they do so I can ask Wendi what it felt like!"
>"We musn't invade our friend's privacy, Yeti!"

>Meanwhile, a strapping lumberjack looking man and a nervous yet lovely looking woman in a makeshift dress eat at a corner booth
>The man is through his tenth beer but unfazed, while the woman nibbles nervously on a large helping of stretchy meat
>"What are they doing, papa? Has she given him her coat yet?"
>"Mama, you don't think she'd do that so soon, right? They're just talking! Everything's normal! Just talking. That's all they're doing! Talking! Nothing else! My little girl is just talking to the nice boy! That's all!"
>He sounds more like he's convincing himself than the woman with him

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>>23265648
>>23265651
Selkie would know their way around a fish though. Probably make things like lutefisk or surströmming, which is why her husband insists on cooking.

[Anonymous No.]

I wish my waifu was here to hold me. I could really use it right about now.

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>>23265720
It still vexes the fuck out of me that Selkies don't get stories.

[Anonymous No.]

Sometimes I think my wife would try to push me into three-ways, but just to hog me to herself while showing off to her friends...and also because she knows I get easily overwhelmed.

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>>23265705
>Has she given him her coat yet?
Don't show him the inside of your coat yet Wendi-chan, he's not ready!

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>>23265705
Yuki saying they have to respect Wendi's privacy while also spying on them with Yeti is adorable. Winterstown is so sweet.

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>>23265801
>waifu likes to video tape you two in the bedroom
>you never ask what for but you find out one day you come home early from work and you see her showing those videos to her friends in her book club

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>>23265705
I wonder if the boy has an older brother or friends or family members spying on his date as well, given how shy and timid he is

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>>23265705
>wendi-chan and her boyfriend become the talk of Winterstown
>Rata-chan has all the scoops on the first page of the school paper
>Yeti-chan and Yuki-chan always follow her to help her get closer with her boyfriend
>and they’re totally not jealous of her getting a boyfriend first
>speaking of jealousy, no one has seen White Horn-san since the news broke but there has been an awful lot of ice cream deliveries to her house

[Anonymous No.]

I wanna stick my fingers in Bapho-chan's mouth
I wanna lick the inside of Bapho-chan's mouth

[Anonymous No.]

Awoo

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>>23265845
She should know better than that.
The moment I knew she was recording, my hyper-competitive instincts would kick in, regardless of whether or not I knew what she would do with the recordings.

I'd fucking destroy her pussy AND her asshole.

Unless she overpowered me and just rode me like crazy, but I imagine she tries to keep my lewd moans all to herself.

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>>23265805
>>23265824
>The boy finally gulps heavily and speaks up, voice instantly cracking
>"THI- Ahem, t-this is nice, Wendi! D-do you like these da... dates?"
>"Awawa- aaawa, a- yes!"
>"O-oh! Good! D-do you think we can maybe... keep going... on dates?"
>"...yes, awawa"
>"O-okay! Lets have another one! Uh, next weekend! We can go to the movies!"
>"...okay, awawa... movie date, good, awawa..."

>Selkie-san slips her husband a five dollar bill, muttering 'well shit' as he grins and pumps his fist happily for the young anon while watching from the kitchen
>"If he weren't so young I'd send him over a beer!"

>"ANOTHER DATE?? THAT MEANS-"
>Yeti-chan practically tackles Yuki-chan to keep her from blurting out and blowing their cover
>"Now who's the loud one, Yuki?!"

>The lumberjack looking man in the corner is absolutely inhaling his twenty-first beer, disheveled yet smiling
>"Ahaha! Another date! Great! That's great for her! HIC oooooh my sweet little daddy's girl, going on dates, where did the time go?!"
>The curious woman across from him sighs, but also smiles warmly while turning back and whispering under her breath while looking at the young couple, who have relaxed a bit and are talking more openly now
>"Awa, good job Amka, good hunt~"

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>>23265887
I hope that familiars really into irrumatio

[Anonymous No.]

>>23265897
Mooo

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>>23265880
>speaking of jealousy, no one has seen White Horn-san since the news broke but there has been an awful lot of ice cream deliveries to her house
That's not gonna help her rescue someone lost in a blizzard

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>>23265705
Latenight, if you’re in this thread, please do a picture of this. This is too good for you to not draw something about this.

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>>23265927
>Wendi-chan goes to the movies with her boyfriend
>there’s at least five people in the movies as well in a trench coat and fake mustaches watching them

[Anonymous No.]

>>23265887
So, you want a loli to moan into the kiss with your tongue in her mouth?

[Anonymous No.]

>>23265705
These posts have made me less and less averse to snow girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23265955
Yes, and I also wanna play with her mouth with my fingers, specifically Bapho-chan. Her witches and familiars can join in too, but I need to have Bapho-chan

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>>23265867
His older brother is the coolest guy at Winterstown High. He's popular, but not a douche about it, and dates the most popular Tsuara there. He gave his little bro his jacket for his first date and told him to not sweat it, he believes in him. Kid probably wouldn't have made it out the house without his bro encouraging him.
>>23265880
>Rata-chan tells her mom the paper has risen dramatically in popularity since starting to report on Wendi-chan's dates
>Winterstoskyr shakes her head gasping
>"Little missy! You can't just single out one poor girl in her private dating life!"
>She leans in with a winning grin
>"You gotta make a whole section on following love life news if you want this to get big~! Let me show you how I run mine~!"

[Anonymous No.]

Contrary to what many people would assume, my wife has many friends.

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>>23265927
Incredibly cute. I adore all of these so much.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23265787
Bummer, man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23265973
Shirohebi servants aren't friends anon, they're shrine maidens who are obligated to serve her

[Anonymous No.]

>>23265705
>>23265927
Selkie-san's husband is a real lad. And Papa Wendi has a drinking problem.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23265994
Papa Wendi doesn’t have a drinking problem. He’s just going through what every papa goes through when his daughterus grow up and papa becomes the second most loved man in their lives.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23265954
Will Kid Anon make a move though, that's the question. Or will Wendi-chan just munch her popcorn in peace?

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>>23265972
>Rata-chan and her mom make the school paper into just cosmo
>14 ways to make that boy yours!
>6 reasons teachers need to just shut up and fuck their students!
>handholding: PDA? Or public indecency?

[Anonymous No.]

Can someone talk to those delinquent Ice Wolves who hang out in the alley behind Selkie's diner? They're a little rough around the edges, but someone needs to keep them out of trouble.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23265986
My wife only has one true servant.

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>>23266028
>anon tries to hold her hand while watching the movie
>wait, did I just hear someone rack a shotgun?

[Anonymous No.]

>>23265365

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>>23266044
Go to Sheriff Tsuara-Onna and deputy Anon and file a complaint with them. They’ll stakeout the parking lot and make sure to put an end to their loitering.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23266047
>"Awa!! Papa, no! Away, away! Let daughter hunt! Part of life! Part of life!!!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>23266061
>Is that lady in pink loading a crossbow?

[Anonymous No.]

>>23266058
Please miss! I know I'm late on my mofu payments, but I'm good for it!

[Anonymous No.]

>>23265954
The Tanuki running the local party shop is having a field day selling all of these cheap shitty disguise pieces

[Anonymous No.]

>>23266058
im not putting my dingus in that mouth

[Anonymous No.]

I just re-read the dark elf profile, and.. sheesh. That's quite a lot of kink. Hard to believe I brushed them off as 'boring' before, just 'cause they are relatively more humanoid.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23266058
Please stop I’m a recovering mofu addict!

[Anonymous No.]

>>23266064
Match and mate, until it is done

[Anonymous No.]

>>23266017
>goes downstairs that night to look at all of Wendi's old art on his meat freezer
>stares at her first crayon drawing, of her and her sisters and Mama and himself
>he's labelled with "Papa" and a cute little heart
>eventually gets over it, watches Wendi grow up into a fine young woman with a wonderful husband and gladly gave her away at their wedding
>(only after instructing her husband about all the intricacies of grilling
>Wendi eventually comes to visit again with her own daughter in tow, who hands him a piece of paper
>"Mommy said grawawa like drawings"
>it's a crayon drawing of the entire family, all three generations, and he's labelled with "Grandpapa"
>and a cute big heart

[Anonymous No.]

>>23266099
Stop it. My heart can’t take it. That’s so sweet and pure it would make anyone’s heart melt.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23266099
You'll pay for these manly tears you sonofabitch

[Anonymous No.]

>>23266099
Papa Wendi won the MGE
He did it

[Anonymous No.]

>>23263839
>Rejected Street Fighter Character.

[Anonymous No.]

Cockatrice deserves a re-draw and more art. who doesn't love rapebait roadrunners with stoner-weapon eyes? everyone, apparently

[Anonymous No.]

>>23266099
I’m not crying, you’re crying.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23266099
I don't need this tonight.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23266099
Incredibly cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23266181
>Having to go wiley-coyote on your waifu to romance her
I'm not sure if that's a good or bad thing

[Anonymous No.]

>>23266099
>no granddaughterus to make you crayon drawings to put on your meat freezer
Well, it’s been fun but I’m gonna go hang myself now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23266198
The gremlin behind all those ACME gadgets you use to catch her would tell you to keep on going in your quest.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23266198
I suspect that's a big part of her relative lack of interest - most MGE fans want to be pursued themselves, one way or another

[Anonymous No.]

Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, stop making 'huge guts' jokes at chubby demons.
They get it already.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23265880
White horn-san deserves a hug from yeti-chan

[Anonymous No.]

>>23266233
Good night, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23265936
The extra meat on her turns into extra heat for people she finds freezing on the trails!

[Anonymous No.]

>>23266233
I’M GONNA RIP AND TEAR THEIR HYMENS! Gently of course, I’m not a total monster.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23266075

[Anonymous No.]

How do cheshires feel about being beat to a newcomer to wonderland by the other tea party goers?

[Anonymous No.]

Can we even go lewder than this? Is it even possible?

[Anonymous No.]

>>23262922
Xemnu was cute and fluffy, this is the very definition of a Yeti.
>>23266377
Snek

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>>23266377
that is definitely a very lewd way to go about a proposition, even if the content of the proposition wasn't very lewd
10/10 would get super-flustered and blushy if a foxgirl got all up in my business like that

[Anonymous No.]

>>23266343
I mean, the only Wonderland girls I like more than Cheshires are March Hares, Dormice, and Trumparts.
And I'm a big haremfag anyways.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23266181
>Cockatrice
>Dark Angel
>Dryad
What other underrated girls need an art update and more attention?

[Anonymous No.]

I wrote an essay about Xenogears but I don't think Haku-sensei approves of it

[Anonymous No.]

>>23266575
Haku-sensei is a long-suffering teacher, emphasis on the suffering (and the long, come to think of it).

[Anonymous No.]

>>23266575
Just record yourself playing it, read your paper and put it on youtube, haku-sensei can't say it's bad if thousand people think otherwise

[Anonymous No.]

>>23265444
>no smiling wolfgirl in garters and leggings to waggle her ears and tail at me
life is hard sometimes,
but we persevere.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23266579
Hey, Haku-sensei is only 32! She’s still a young maiden!

[Anonymous No.]

>>23266594
Then she's not too old to learn to enjoy classic RPGs!
Pic completely unrelated.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23266594
She's 263,130,836,933,693,530,167,218,012,160,000,000? No wonder she knows so much!

[Anonymous No.]

>>23266605
That's a very mean interpretation of the exclamation mark...

[Anonymous No.]

>>23266605
>an ancient educator awakens

[Anonymous No.]

>>23266604
>I buy TWO cow, yes?!

[Anonymous No.]

>>23266575
ALRIGHT LISTEN TO ME YOU SCRAWNY HAPPY MEAL REJECT! IF I HEAR YOU BLABBER ON ABOUT YOUR SHIT TASTES, I'M GONNA SMACK YOUR ASS WITH THAT PLATE ON YOUR HEAD SO HARD YOU'LL NEED A DOUGHNUT CUSHION ON YOUR CHAIR! THEN I'M GONNA GRAB YOUR FUCKIN' TRICYCLE HANDLES AND USE THEM TO AID ME IN LITERALLY FUCK YOUR BRAINS OUT! I'M GONNA TAKE YOUR BOSS'S LEASH AND DRAG YOU AROUND LIKE A DOG! I'M GONNA KNOCK YOU UP SO HARD YOU'LL BE GIVING BIRTH FROM THE SKY!

[Anonymous No.]

>>23266632
Delinquent x Haku-sensei?

[Anonymous No.]

>>23266575
I wish Haku-sensei had smaller breasts. Then she'd be the most attractive girl in school!

[Anonymous No.]

>>23266638
It's this at 3:39
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=azOvRwrqz2M