Drunk Suika is coming home

[Anonymous No.]

Yep, she is going to violate me again.

[Anonymous No.]

I hope she beats and abuses me.

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>>23233988
Quick, stand in a narrow doorway

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>>23233988
hic hic

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>>23233988

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>>23233988
With the loud fumbling of shoes and the clash of fallen dishes, my wife announces her presence. Suika is in her 2AM, and all is fucked with the world.

Shoving the shoji aside she lingered at the portal, drink in one hand, suitcase in the other. We both knew it was a sham. She said she'd get a job and settle down into a human life if I accepted her proposal. Well, you know how things go.
Scanning the room, she broke into a giddy smile as her eyes caught my face, her blissful stupor becoming a stupid bliss.

"...hey anon..." she muttered as she struggled to hold her gaze, shimmying into the room without her slippers "...didya make something for dinner?"
I hummed in the affirmative, and motioned to the pork cutlets I had cooked earlier.
"oooh... tonkatsu, ya shouldn't 'av"
Well, it was Parmesan, but close enough.

Having made her was across the room, she deposited her drink and case on the floor. Standing next to me, she looked down at me with approval for a moment, before coming in for a hug. My head melded into her soft, yeast-smelling belly, as she scruffed my hair like a dog.
"ya treat me sooo goood annooonnnn~. sooooooo~ gooooood~ . how 'id a grown woman like me get such a luvvelly luvvvaboy llike yaselvve?"

She kept at it for a good minute or two, before collapsing into my lap. Hard. Her horns narrowly causing a concussion. Adjusting herself on me as if I was a chair, it quickly degraded to nothing more than an excuse to grope and rub on me with her body. Oddly enough, I wasn't the least bit aroused; not that she noticed, or that it would've been important.

With her butt firmly digging into my crotch, the back of her head scrubbing my chest, and her hands running up-and-down my thighs, she felt she had done her part, and opened up with the usual question:
"Let's fuck."

Well, it's usually a question.

---
>Say nothing (consent)
>"Not tonight."
>"Anything for you, my sweetie-buns!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>23239970
>>"Not tonight."
Hopefully she'll get violent and use force to get what she wants.

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drunk suika means drunk melon lol
pretty clever word play

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>>23239970
Anon is a villainous homosexual. Offer to wait till morning because she is disastrously drunk, or failing that just get her off orally because then it shouldn't be misconstrued as rape.

>getting distinct reversed gender role vibes from this already

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>>23240633
>Offer to wait till morning because she is disastrously drunk, or failing that just get her off orally because then it shouldn't be misconstrued as rape.
Having sex with your wife when she literally asks for it is rape?
You should stop listening to feminists, anon.

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>>23240633
>getting distinct reversed gender role vibes from this already

You're not wrong, but how else would you categorize a female who is horny enough to actively seek out sex, has to intentionally keep herself in line to avoid overpowering any male mate, and is currently well out of line?

But you've given me a better idea, so thanks for the suggestions.

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>>23240801
In my defence, it's feminism that has infested society. If story anon were smart he wouldn't want half his possessions stolen.

>>23241173
Reversed gender roles, but anon is still traditionally male please based lewd questfag. plz no trap anon. Touhous are just superhuman and ultra masculine yokai wymen that can break your pelvis.

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>>23241362
>If story anon were smart he wouldn't want half his possessions stolen.
You say this now, but I bet you would instantly accept without even thinking if Suika proposed to you.

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>>23241464
I would without hesitation, but common i mean in the context of real women and assuming story anon thought of this character as a really women instead of a touhou reversed gender role mega chad

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>>23240121
>baalbuddy

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>>23233988
I like Suika because she likes to get shit-faced and go home to beat her wife and kids, and I can relate to that.

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>>23239970

Continuation please

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>>23241783
Once I wake up I'll take a stab at it, currently asleep timed response

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>>23240121
The dude obviously wants to ask Suika but that vulger amazon won't let him. What a bothersome woman.

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>>23243278
Hags are always gross and obnoxious.

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>>23240801
>Having sex with your wife when she literally asks for it is rape?
If she's not really able to make decisions due to drunkenness, then, yes. I'd never touch mine in that state, she has to be sane and to be able to rationalize the process if she wants it. I don't want to feel guilty of hurting her afterwards.

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>>23243535
anon prob doesn't even have a gf. don't waste your time explaining him how to treat real people

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>>23243535
Suika is a sober drunk.

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>>23243559
>anon prob doesn't even have a gf
Excuse me, what the hell are you on jay?

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>>23243559
Where the fuck do you think you are?

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I headcanon transsexual Suika. Ask me anything.

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>>23244143
disregard that. don't ask him anything. move on with your lives.

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>>23244439
I already did, though.

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>>23243535
>I don't want to feel guilty of hurting her
Since when having seks is hurting someone you dorkus. The only complain she can tell you after that is that she was too drunk too enjoy it.

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i am sad, sad that questfag decided to masturbate and lost all motivation to continue the quest. It was looking damn good to.

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>>23248638
I feel the same, anon.

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>>23241745
Who hurt you anon?

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>>23249377
my drunk mother

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>>23249404
where's the other horn?

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>>23249472
Not on her head.

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>>23249472
though the floor

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>>23249472
she can take it off

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>>23239970
>>23241783
>>23240079
"Not tonight."
Suika didn't seem to hear, as she continued to lovingly graze me like a spellcard. Turning around to get herself into position, she was met with my raised hand.

"I said, not tonight. Maybe tomorrow morning... well, when I get up later, but I can't say I'm in the mood now. I- uh, yeah"
I almost instinctively ended with an apology, but caught myself; there was no need to apologize.

She looked into my eyes, her smile slowly fading and her brow furrowing. She never had her advances rejected so bluntly before.
"Ya don't wanna fuck?" she asked incredulously
"Not now"
She waveringly stood up, taking a few pensive glances around the room. She nonchalantly slipped her hand into her pantyhose and rubbed herself through panties, ruminating on some unknown thoughts for a moment. She then pulled it out and shrugged emphatically, huffing with audible frustration.
"I'm more hungry now anyway" she said in a way which did little to hide her hurt emotions. She turned back to me. "Aren't ya gonna heat it up?"
"Yup." I said, and proceeded to do just that. But as I stood up, I accidentally knocked over her can. I quickly caught it, spilling some of the contents on my hand, but I could already hear Suika inhale sharply. Getting over her shock, she shook her head and looked up to the ceiling.
"Whatever anon, just go and warm it up!"
And so I did. Meanwhile, I couldn't help but notice that her 'drink' stung and left a red mark. I suppose that's what it takes to make her drunk.

I brought the parmesan cutlets back, and she devoured them in silence. Spilling a bit of the cheese on her OL attire. Without any hesitation, she took off her suit and undershirt and threw them across them room, leaving her upper body bare. She managed to spill a bit more, but instead of wiping it off, she instead rubbed it away across her chest, her nipples becoming poking proudly up from the stimulation. She stole a glance at me. Of course it was intentional.

Finishing off the food and drink, she again stood up, this time taking off her pantyhose and panties and throwing them on me. Walking back to me, she looked down at me, with her exceptionally puffy pussy directly in front of my face.
"Looks like I'll be taking a bath... but..." she said, struggling to find her words, before finally giving up "are ya SURE ya don't wanna have sex?" she emphasized, strongly exhaling and jutting out her crotch on the balls of her feet, practically wagging her moist, musky vagina in front of me like some sort of bait.
---
>No
>Yes
>Third Position: You don't need to get your tongue up.

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>>23239970
>>23249749

best thread on /jp/ right now

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>>23249749
>she said in a way which did little to hide her hurt emotions
Now I feel bad for picking that option.

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>>23248638
>>23248682
It's mainly that I spend a lengthy amount of time choosing my words, and that I am not the best at catching my typos (as you can tell).

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>>23249749
Oh common now we have to bang her guise, she's sad.

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>>23239970
Wait a minute
The last time something like this happened was back in 2009-2013
Holy fuck this thread is a relic. An absolute legendary thread.

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>>23240121
To be fair, Yuugi is a fucking giant.

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>>23251412
No, this is slightly cringe.
Some of you should watch your words or cease posting altogether. Carry on.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23251412
>legendary
I would say nostalgic more than anything

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>>23249749
Never you can't bribe me with sex.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23249749
No, I changed my mind.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23249749
No, I was only joking, let's have sex immediately.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23255403
>>23255428
>>23255804
getting mixed signals here

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>>23259151
Have him say no and then give in

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>>23259151
The two saying "no" are probably answering the question "are ya SURE ya don't wanna have sex?", which means that they are not sure that they don't want to fuck the oni. The one who refused sex is clearly gay.

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>>23259151
I will be disappointed if our protagonist denies the OL oni, I want them to bang.

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>>23249749
NO i wont fuck you Sukia

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>>23264304
>wont
*want

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[Anonymous No.]

>>23259151
you wouldn't deny your hard working oni wife some drunken sex, would you?

[Anonymous No.]

Deploy the beans.

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>>23249749
While I still wasn't interested in sex, I felt the tiniest twinge bad for making her so downtrodden.
But more importantly, her obnoxious bussy bobbing in bront- in front of my face sparked something mischievous within me.

As she swung around again, I embraced her (lack of) love handles and gave her cute, bulbous clit a big ol' raspberry.
The effect was not unlike an A-10 Thunderbolt unloading upon an unsuspecting village, both in the aural and visual spectacle. Suika's pelvis instinctivley shot back as her hands went to cover it, catching my head with incredible force and bringing me along for the ride. She spasmed a few times as her thighs tried to turn my head into diamond, failing just barely.
As I ran out of air, my head was turned upward by her hands, and I was greeted by the sight of a very angery oni, her face now More Scarlet than Red. Did I mention she had never let me do cunnilingus before?

"Anon, don'cha-"
"Suika, goddamn, do you want to get off or not?" I retorted, as she contorted her face in a deeply ambivalent expression.
"I don't even care if it stinks or whatever, just let me-" I emphasized before-
"-shtinks? SHTINKS?!" she growled as I felt her nails dig into my head less than comfortably. Yeah, maybe not the best choice of words.

Before this domestic violence became international, I doubled down on her dribbling pudenda, trying my best at stimulating her clit with my lips and tongue. Going by whatever made her loosen her deathgrip, I got into groove of a sucking motion of her day-old booze juice, as I brought my hands down to her pert asscheeks and began to massage them like the magnificent muscles they were. Eventually, Suika's clench became a mere guiding of my head and her hips got into the rhythm, as she let out guttural moan after moan. She said nothing - and there was really nothing to say.

After awhile, I got a bit adventurous and began circling a finger around her anus. She wiggled and clamped her cheeks together defiantly, but after a few revolutions she relaxed again, and I seized the opportunity - I aggressively dug in and prodded around. She jumped, her knees now almost right-angled, as she staggered, her hands flinging out but missing the wall. Her horn went straight through the shoji and caught, barely holding her in place. Quaking violently, her hips bucked faster than my head, slamming me nose-first into her cunt like a bicycle seat after an unexpected pothole. Sensing that the wall wasn't going to hold her much longer, I reached around and used my arm to support my cumming companion at the waist.

Finally looking up, I saw Suika completely blissfully disoriented, but still supporting herself. Oni are stubborn like that - not that I dislike it. Deciding to end this with a bang, I lubed up fingers with my saliva, before pausing and making sure I wasn't using the same finger that just went into her butt. OK, I wasn't. Good.
And then two fingers went blasting away, with her not able to much but leak out a "uwauwauwaaaa~" as the speed increased, until my hand and her waist were once again taking two to tango. Rapturing one more time, I could see her face clenching in ecstasy as her legs... continued to remain standing. Huh. Not gonna lie - That's pretty fucking awesome dude!

Slowly subsiding and catching her breath, Suika finally caught some sort of sense and stared down at me, before...
---
>Going to take that bath, while taking care of my newfound erection
>Deciding that a Round Three was in order
>Becoming extremely embarrassed at what had just taken place
>wwhy suika is piss. why suika is piss #gensokyano

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>>23249749
While I still wasn't interested in sex, I felt the tiniest twinge bad for making her so downtrodden.
But more importantly, her obnoxious bussy bobbing in bront- in front of my face sparked something mischievous within me.

As she swung around again, I embraced her (lack of) love handles and gave her cute, bulbous clit a big ol' raspberry.
The effect was not unlike an A-10 Thunderbolt unloading upon an unsuspecting village, both in the aural and visual spectacle. Suika's pelvis instinctivley shot back as her hands went to cover it, catching my head with incredible force and bringing me along for the ride. She spasmed a few times as her thighs tried to turn my head into diamond, failing just barely.
As I ran out of air, my head was turned upward by her hands, and I was greeted by the sight of a very angery oni, her face now More Scarlet than Red. Did I mention she had never let me do cunnilingus before?

"Anon, don'cha-"
"Suika, goddamn, do you want to get off or not?" I retorted, as she contorted her face in a deeply ambivalent expression.
"I don't even care if it stinks or whatever, just let me-" I emphasized before-
"-shtinks? SHTINKS?!" she growled as I felt her nails dig into my head less than comfortably. Yeah, maybe not the best choice of words.

Before this domestic violence became international, I doubled down on her dribbling pudenda, trying my best at stimulating her clit with my lips and tongue. Going by whatever made her loosen her deathgrip, I got into a groove of sucking up her day-old booze juice, as I brought my hands down to her pert asscheeks and began to massage them like the magnificent muscles they were. Eventually, Suika's clench became a mere guiding of my head. Her hips got into the rhythm, as she let out guttural moan after moan. She said nothing - and there was really nothing to say.

After awhile, I got a bit adventurous and began circling a finger around her anus. She wiggled and clamped her cheeks together defiantly, but after a few revolutions she relaxed again, and I seized the opportunity - I aggressively dug in and prodded around. She jumped, her knees now almost right-angled, and she staggered, her hands flinging out but missing the wall. Her horn went straight through the shoji and caught, barely holding her in place. Quaking violently, her hips bucked faster than my head, slamming me nose-first into her cunt like a bicycle seat after an unexpected pothole. Sensing that the wall wasn't going to hold her much longer, I reached around and used my arm to support my cumming companion at the waist.

Finally looking up, I saw Suika completely blissfully disoriented, but still supporting herself. Oni are stubborn like that - not that I dislike it. Deciding to end this with a bang, I lubed up fingers with my saliva, before pausing and making sure I wasn't using the same finger that just went into her butt. OK, I wasn't. Good.
And then two fingers went blasting away, with her not able to much but leak out a "uwauwauwaaaa~" as the speed increased, until my hand and her waist were once again taking two to tango. Rapturing one more time, I could see her face clenching in ecstasy as her legs... continued to remain standing. Huh. Not gonna lie - That's pretty fucking awesome dude!

Slowly subsiding and catching her breath, Suika finally caught some sort of sense and stared down at me, before...
---
>Going to take that bath, while taking care of my newfound erection
>Deciding that a Round Three was in order
>Becoming extremely embarrassed at what had just taken place
>wwhy suika is piss. why suika is piss #gensokyano

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>>23268655
A nice hot bath sounds good

[Anonymous No.]

>>23268655
let's wash her off in the bath.

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>>23268655
this is the funniest shit ive read on 4channel.org in a while
but yeah take a bath

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>>23268655
bath please

[Anonymous No.]

>>23241783
SOMEONE TELL REIMU SHE'S OUT OF PAPER TOWELS

[Anonymous No.]

REIMU YOU'RE OUT OF PAPER TOWELS

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[Anonymous No.]

>>23233988
no

[Anonymous No.]

Arriving days late in a great thread

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[Anonymous No.]

>>23233988
haha

[Anonymous No.]

It's interesting how Chinese weebs sometimes share a recognizable drawing style, much like Western weebs.
It's subtle, but is stuff like more stoutly/rounded characters, thicker lines, softer colors, etc.

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>>23233988
take care

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>>23268655
bath option kudasai

[Anonymous No.]

>>23233988
sober

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>>23268655
>Stick it in her pooper, the beer induced diarrhoea should act as natural lube.

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>>23293721
thats worse

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>>23293721
That sounds like a fantastic way to get a urethral infection and have Suika pissed over having to nurse back your dumbass dick through means that cannot involve sex

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[Anonymous No.]

>>23295530
Infections only stop you from having more sex if you're an effeminate male.
>pic related is me, I can fap no matter what damage is done to my erection.

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>>23296078
please go back to your own board

[Anonymous No.]

For some reason I doubt she'd much enjoy 9%

[Anonymous No.]

How would Suika react if you get a divorce and take the kids?

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>>23299627

[Anonymous No.]

>>23299627
She would get into deep debt with hosts to pop out an even larger amount of kids which-

>>23300042
sweet jesus I regret learning japanese

[Anonymous No.]

>>23300052
translate weeb

[Anonymous No.]

>>23300157
>Su: but they're kids from your own belly!
>Ko: kids from our bellies?
>Ko: well, we just went and ate them all
>[CONFUSED SUIKA]
>Sa: It's True!
>Sa: She and I did *that* to our kids!
No idea of the source, though

[Anonymous No.]

Drunken sweaty sex with sweety suika!

[Anonymous No.]

>>23300199

(C96) [Hitori de Dekirumon! (Hitori)] Sakuya-san no Oheso kara Suika Haeta! (Touhou Project)

It's really good doujinshi just like everything from Hitori, go read it now if you can read Japanese

[Anonymous No.]

oni cunny

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[Anonymous No.]

>>23233988
It's not rape if you're willing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23311627
What if I struggle to make it more pleasurable for her?

[Anonymous No.]

>>23233988
don't hurt me

[Anonymous No.]

ta-da!

[Anonymous No.]

chamaji's Suika is truly endearing

[Anonymous No.]

>>23282067
I never really thought about it, but you're right it's quite distinct when you think about it
kind of the same with manhwa and probably other styles

[Anonymous No.]

>>23342401
dude!

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>>23345486
LOWER

[Anonymous No.]

>>23345486
Lower mouth!

[Anonymous No.]

>>23345486
lower mouth, please.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23345486
Take the bath, letting saliva dry on your skin feels awful

[Anonymous No.]

>>23345486
yes

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[Anonymous No.]

>>23356375

[Anonymous No.]

Time to get smashed!

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[Anonymous No.]

>>23368182
My wife Kare-
Wait.

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[Anonymous No.]

It feels better if you warm the suika up in the microwave for a bit before sticking it in

[Anonymous No.]

>she looked down at me, with her exceptionally puffy pussy directly in front of my face.

[Anonymous No.]

yukari time

[Anonymous No.]

h-hot

[Anonymous No.]

>>23249472
She made a hole in the floor and pillow.

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[Anonymous No.]

>>23423239
When you reckon you'll be finished?

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[Anonymous No.]

>>23426520
His clit.

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[Anonymous No.]

>>23240121
My lad just having a day in the bar while working on the ship yard! Next thing ye know a fuckin oni comes up to ye and says thos things while yu di nothin

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>>23451295
More of this, please.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23460019
Yea, but only when she has the angry

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>>23478379
That's because she's not a fat hag.

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>>23460654

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>>23316652
you mean blood?

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>>23478525
I was referring to yuugi, but you're not wrong.

[Anonymous No.]

why is she like that?

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>>23494647
And so are chickens, but they don't be like that

[Anonymous No.]

hey man, does anyone wanna have a convo about something and be friends? im pretty drunk and i like suika the oni. im an oldfag and ive 1CC'd every game except for LoLK and SA (working on SA)

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>>23497831
>Like, you know there are better cunnies around Gensokyo, r-right?
No, there aren't! Suika's cunny is the prettiest, smoothest and tastiest!
Not only that, her eyes are beautiful and her hair smells great!
>Such a strong commitment to Suika is embarrassing and should be punished!
That's fine since Suika is also very cute when she's embarrassed!

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>>23345486
why don't we just settle with middle mouth?

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>>23529002
It's pretty funny, though!

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I'm gonna cut off Suika's horns and turn them into keychains

[Anonymous No.]

>>23563022
N I M B U S

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[Anonymous No.]

酒乱 巫女 萃香

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>>23666908
It was at this moment that Anon knew... he fucked up.

[Anonymous No.]

flat

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YVIUmIuRUtY
Nice

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>>23681378
flat indeed