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>> No.2319648

JACK
HAMMARAN

>> No.2319655

I am the master of my bone.

>> No.2319658

Mancake

>> No.2319661

If screwing Saber would be like screwing a CG Dragon, and sex with Rin is like sex with a school of fish, then what would sex with Ilya be like?

>> No.2319662

INB4 "Never Again!! > : '("

>> No.2319672
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2319672

>>2319661
Fucking Berserker in the ass.

>> No.2319675
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2319675

"I'm not sharing any CG fishes with you again."

>> No.2319708

>>2319675
Why would she have sex with him if she never will again?... Why the hate Rin? Why the hate??

>> No.2319718

>>2319708
because JACK HAMMER happened.

>> No.2319724

>>2319718
he caused her pain??

Aren't all cases of sex painful??

>> No.2319723

>>2319718
it was the bitch's fault for not letting Shirou do a bit of foreplay.

>> No.2319721

>>2319661
Mollusk. When in doubt, always default to mollusk.

>> No.2319728

>>2319724
HIS BODY IS MADE OUT OF SWORDS

>> No.2319730

>>2319724
Shirou unleashes the JACKHAMMER on poor innocent Rin

>> No.2319732

>>2319730
What exactly is the "JackHammer"??

>> No.2319752

>>2319655

>I am the master of my boner.

>> No.2319754

>>2319732
Shirous penis.

>> No.2319763

>>2319728
>HIS BODY IS MADE OUT OF BEES

>> No.2319765

>>2319754

I might be wrong, but I thought he meant the sauce for it. FSN, obviously, but, for example, the quote (I can't be arsed to find it)

>> No.2319766

>>2319641
>>2319675
I don't see how anyone would choose that cumdumpster Saber over Rin

>> No.2319771

>>2319766
because Saber is King

>> No.2319775

>>2319765
BAH

>> No.2319906

I AM THE BONE OF MY HIVE.
BEES ARE MY BODY AND HONEY IS MY BLOOD.

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