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Quit lollygagging, senpai!

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>> No.23168553

>>23168547
Mofu is olev

>> No.23168574

>>23167571
>Parasite Slime fighting game character
Although more like a Barometz in physiology.

>> No.23168587

>>23168547
>Quit lollygagging
hey fuck you buddy
https://i.imgur.com/4xUUOBJ.jpg

>> No.23168722

>>23168587
>not using your dick as the gag
>not getting a portal-mouthpiece hooked up to your underwear so that she can have your dick in her mouth all day long
I should really stop my imagination sometimes.

>> No.23168733
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23168733

Big soft zombies!

>> No.23168778

Would the Lilim get involved if a Danuki started phishing big lonely CC MGs with guys that don't exist?

>> No.23168804

>>23168778
Worse: Eros would.
She'd have a black arrow in her back before she could blink, followed shortly thereafter by groveling at some confused boy's feet.

>> No.23168899
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23168899

>>23168547
i love small foxes so much but i also love all foxes

>> No.23168932
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23168932

Been thinkin' 'bout thos' centaurs

>> No.23168938

>>23168899
if i see this confronting me, i'd walk away and not start any funny business with a naked child fox

>> No.23168949

>>23168932
Getting mounted on by one at the local stable because they are beasts driven by lust for breeding with a human against his will!

>> No.23168956

>>23168899
I want that fox!

>> No.23168962

>>23168899
I want to molest an Alice with that body type.

>> No.23168984

>>23168899
I want a 'hound to GAAOO at me like that.

>> No.23168988

>>23168899
STILL
THE
BEST
FOX
Prove me wrong.

Okay Ran-sama gives her a run for her money but still.

>> No.23169005
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>You will know when a rata feels completely safe around you when they let their guard down and sleep.

>> No.23169012

>>23168899
please don't turn me into a lolicon

>> No.23169034
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23169034

I love my housewife cat(fox)

>> No.23169042

>>23169012
foxes are dangerous like that

>> No.23169050
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23169050

>>23169012
Upgrade foxes

>> No.23169065

>>23169050
sidegrade*

>> No.23169070

>>23169050
i will now buy your game

>> No.23169088
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23169088

>>23168899
You can't say you love her unless you love both of her forms equally.

That goes for every single monster that has two or more forms.

>> No.23169091

>>23169088
My wife is BIG by default but we would definitely have a stash of lolipotions.

>> No.23169106
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>>23169012
lolis are the real semen demons

>> No.23169107
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>>23169012
It would be pretty unfortunate if you acquired a preference for flat-chested little girls and loli butt.

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23169118

Remember to love EVERY one of her forms Anon.

>> No.23169138

>>23169107
i don't want it, please....

>> No.23169143
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>>23169012
It's not to bad

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>>23169107
I'd like to see you try.

>> No.23169161

>>23169107
Those child bearing hips are entirely too wide to be on a loli.

>> No.23169162

I like big foxes. Especially those with cat subordinates.

>> No.23169168

>>23169161
That's how they get you.

>> No.23169172
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>>23169162
What did he mean by this?

>> No.23169180

>>23169143
yeah, but society told me not to stick my breeding meat into little girls

>> No.23169191

>>23169143
But I like tall girls with stonking great tits.

>> No.23169192

>>23169180
Human laws and norms don't apply to monster little girls

>> No.23169225

>>23169160
My what big tits you have, sister Nemod.

>> No.23169289

>>23169160
Monster nuns are cheating! I’d never be able to say no to one because I’m so naive to be able to tell when they want me to go pray or if they want me for my small acolyte body.

>> No.23169295
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23169295

I want Tamamo to tie me up and tickle me with her fluffy tails!

>> No.23169301
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23169301

Wight's need to be nerfed.

>> No.23169340

>>23168587
Fucking KDF.

>> No.23169427
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23169427

>Back again with your hunk of junk so soon anon?
>Don't tell me you'r looking for another tuneup.

>> No.23169470
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>>23169161
What's better than childbearing hips?

A child with childbearing hips.

>> No.23169483

>>23169107
Eros girls and Alices tempt me to lewd lolis.

>> No.23169486
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>>23169470
A child being carried by childbearing hips.

>> No.23169509

>>23169486
>bloated waist makes the hips not look good and also makes the waist not look good
You failed

>> No.23169521

Is there an upper limit to how much cum an mg can reasonably be expected to gargle?

>> No.23169524
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23169524

>>23169509
Wrong on all counts.

>> No.23169528

>>23169521
My Dear Wife can handle- well, copious amounts! Thankfully she has a lot of room for storage!

>> No.23169560

>>23169427
>last night
>be dream'n
>Get jumped by an amazon chocolate kakuen ranting about how she feels weird.
>Proceed to eat ass
>night prior
>dream'n
>in the depths of the ocean
>get jumped by a non mg deep one comeplete with bug eyes and spahgetti face.
>slap her with the resident deep water bunny ear cactus. Species name: Naughticus Owchicus
>doesnt want to be slapped by cactus anymore.
>Spreads legs and submits.
>roast beef pussy.

Anyone else no longer able to just have a regular nightmare anymore? Feels like I just keep fucking mine.

>> No.23169579

If women can get things like parasite slimes, why can't guys get something cool? I just want a stand waifu.

>> No.23169594

>>23169579
Living Armor.

>> No.23169595

>>23169509
>hating pregnant belly
What’s it like being gay?

>> No.23169598

>>23169579
Dont ghost girls already count as that? There's also armorfus if you want your waifu to protect you.

>> No.23169602

>>23169579
>Tentacle potions
>Night Gaunts
>Wendigos
>Atlach Nachas
>Mindflayers if you like squidding

>> No.23169609

>>23169579
Besides the living armor, there are the 4 true elementals and the Dark Matter that give you magic powers and the chaos girls that give you transformation powers.

>> No.23169614

>>23169609
>tfw you will never be Sapphirette’s dickthrone

>> No.23169622

>>23169594
Eh cursed swords and living armors are not my type.
>>23169602
Hell no, dude I don't want to be some spider or a weird tentacle thingy. All of these is a nono, I want a waifu who beats up others while I threw poses.

>> No.23169633

>>23169118
Remember to tell your wafi you love her, even when she hasnt put her face on yet.
In fact, be especially violent, slam her wrists against the head board while you ram your dick down her throat. Make sure you let her know that she is not only loved for being who she is, but that your lust for her is uncontainable.

Dont worry if she starts crying and begging you to stop it just means you're loving her super hard.

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23169713

It's that time again. GOD FUCK I need some bees. Please give me bees. I love bees. So cute and fluffy. They work so hard. I just want to snuggle and pet them. Bee girls are made for breeding entire colonies for sticky honey orgies! Sadly, there is no way I can please an entire colony as but one man. However, dying from cumming in too many bee girls is the way I want to go.

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>>23169713

>> No.23169735

>>23169713
>>23169720
Do you like Huey Lewis and the News?

>> No.23169742

>>23169713
>>23169720
I want to watch a pack of bee girls lewdly fondle, molest and corrupt and hornet girl!

>> No.23169743
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>>23169735
Their early work was a little too new wave for my taste.

>> No.23169759

>virus shuts down the one think I look forward to every year
I’m not sad, I’m not angry, I’m not afraid, I just feel empty.

What’s a good monster species to sit platonically next to you and pat your back while you’re feeling down?

>> No.23169761

>>23169713
aren't bumblebees the mature women type with wide hips?

>> No.23169764

are we /beefuckers/ now

>> No.23169767

>>23169742
I want a BIIIIIIIG extra Ojou Queen Bee.

>> No.23169772

>>23169118
These never work on my display. I see “you finally found me” but I can’t see the rest of the picture.

>> No.23169775

>>23169759
e3 was getting really lame anyways.

>> No.23169776
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>>23169742
Boy are you in luck!

>>23169761
I wish. I need more mature bee girls of the thick verity. Perhaps if someone was so kind to contribute?

>> No.23169785

>>23169761
Bumblebees are for bee lovers who wants small families of only a few hundred children

>> No.23169786
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>>23169767
Like this?

>> No.23169787
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23169787

>>23169764
Yes.

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23169789

What if...panda rapist?

>> No.23169796
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23169796

>anon, don't tell us you're cold already~

>> No.23169797
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>>23169764
I want bee I want to fuck bee, I want to get into bee keeping and wish for my hive to turn into bee girls and fuck me until I die.

>> No.23169798

>>23169786
Needs more drills.

>> No.23169799

>>23169789
pandas are too lazy to come forward with themselves to anything romantic with a man. just like all women

>> No.23169800

>>23169759
As much as i dont want to admit it i am also kinda sad.

>> No.23169801

>>23169720
I love head-patting and rubbing animal girl ears, but how does a big girl react to having her antenna rubbed?

>> No.23169806

>>23169789
I bet pandas get male order husbands from Russia, canada and western us.

>> No.23169813

>>23169786
>>23169787
I want to breed all of the bug titty bees!

>>23169776
Need more lewd hornet molestation!

>> No.23169815

I need a break from drawing commissions. Give me a girl to draw. First reply wins

>> No.23169820

>>23169815
Yuki onna

>> No.23169821

>>23169815
bee girl

>> No.23169827

>>23169815
Roomba automaton smugging at an angry kiki

>> No.23169833

>>23169764
Bees are cool bugs, but if you think about it as a monster girl...well she would vomit honey into your mouth

>> No.23169847

>>23169833
>mouth-to-mouth feeding honey drool
Might bee cool.

>> No.23169859

>>23169847
>instead of saliva glands it's honey glands
Is that too weird?

>> No.23169870
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>>23169833
Bees are the only insect capable of understanding the concept of zero. Despite their size and small brain, they are highly intelligent and it defies all we know about intelligence.

>> No.23169876

>>23169859
That's hot. Although mouth to mouth feeding might not be to popular. I however love to imagine my wives feeding me like that some times.

>> No.23169887

>>23169859
Barometz exists, I don’t want to hear shit about “too weird.”

>> No.23169908

>>23169775
Not that.

>> No.23169912

>>23169796
I can't be cold, the snow Tanuki said this wool scarf and pair of socks had Yeti warming magic!

>> No.23169918

>>23169912
>Yeti warming magic!
That just means it has Yeti attractant.

>> No.23169927

>>23169796
I wear jackets in 80F weather. Of course I'm fucking cold.

>> No.23169950

>>23169870
I want to breed that bee!

>> No.23169989

>>23169713
I'm allergic to bees, mosquitos, and hornets.

>> No.23170012
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>>23169950
Just imagine breeding a bee into a queen and being surrounded by soldiers willing to give their lives and fuck you silly. Imagine the endless supply of milk and honey.

>> No.23170037

>>23169989
Sounds like you need exposure therapy and a healthy dose of mana

>> No.23170046

>>23170012
>Imagine the endless supply of milk and honey.
>The beegirls are working with the holstaurs
I knew it.

>> No.23170062

>tfw no ancient evil MG who is absolutely amazed at modern technology

>> No.23170089

>>23170046
I've read that one. Many nuts were had.

>> No.23170115

>>23170037
I mean, Vampire Mosquitos are pretty cute...

>> No.23170138

>>23169796
I live in Texas bitch. It's only "cold" for 3 months out of the year.

>> No.23170141

>>23169301
>Wight's need to be nerfed.
They're peak wife material,working as intended.

>> No.23170147

>>23170062
>showing her this place
>ancient evil completely gives up on conquering the world in favor of shitposting.

>> No.23170184

>>23170147
>even an ancient evil gets stuck on 4chan
What hope do any of us have?

>> No.23170210

>>23170062
I want an ancient evil that is so ancient that she went to sleep hundreds of years before monsters were turned into monster girls and is scared and confused by these new feelings and emotions she's never felt before.

>> No.23170258
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>>23170141
Buff Ghouls, nerf Wights, Zombies are fine as is, buff Lich with more armor.

And stop delaying the Undead hero classes like UD Fairy / Centaur.

>> No.23170273
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23170273

Uh oh a mysterious castle has appeared full of undead and other monsters! Are you strong enough to fight your way through the castle and defeat its vampire master, or will you end up getting defeated and married by the members of her army?

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>>23170273
I got this.

>> No.23170289

>>23170147
Why bother with logistics and bureaucracy when you can crush the spirits of others from the comfort of your room?
>”Hahaha, the week is finally over!”
>Alone on a Friday night?...

>> No.23170304

>>23170273
Why the fuck would I kiss a vampire when her mouth tastes of blood?!?!
Disgusting...

>> No.23170310

>>23170273
she better sit plates of chicken around the place and some extra chains for my morning star for when i fight her on the final level at akumajou

>> No.23170334

>>23170273
>will you end up getting defeated and married by the members of her army?
No need for defeat, zombies are better than vampires, everyone knows this.

>> No.23170338

>>23170273
That depend on who her minions are, and if they're super cute.

>> No.23170357

All this talk of bees and yet I remain a slave to the wasps amazingly powerful and sexy legs.

>> No.23170365

>>23170357
>wasps
They can't even dance that well

>> No.23170369
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>>23169820
Here, something quick and simple

>> No.23170377

>>23170258
>buff Lich with more armor
That's clearly a nerf.

>> No.23170389

>>23170365
You just have to take them somewhere private and show them the steps. Now you got me thinking about those legs wrapping around me during the tango.

>> No.23170392

>>23169918
>anon gets frozen by the Winterstown ice mafia
>it's up to Snugglescout Yeti and friends to follow the attractant and make a great escape with ice cube anon

>> No.23170407

>>23170369
That's adorable. I love how you draw eyes!

>> No.23170422

>>23170369
Based. That's really cute

>> No.23170426

>>23169012
might as well leave now so you can never get hooked. once you go loli you never go back

>> No.23170447

>>23169427
What a lewd Greasemonkey

>> No.23170461
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23170461

Time to assemble an adventure party!
https://monstergirlencyclopedia.fandom.com/wiki/Special:RandomInCategory/Mamono
List your first four results, and what class role you would have them be. Feel free to mention your role and what quests your party will take!

>> No.23170473

>>23170369
YES

>> No.23170479

>>23170461
>Harpy thief
>Unicorn healer
>Gremlin tank
>Nekomata thief
I'll take on a role as a mage

>> No.23170483

>>23170461
>Cait Sith
A rouge that also acts as the face of the party.
>Ignis
Damage dealing mage.
>Sahugin
Warrior
>Ignis
Tanky spellblade

I'll be a pure mage with a focus on party support.

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Run! Run! The Kakuen Kingdom is attacking!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1v9VwC3sWdc

>> No.23170496

>>23170461
>Nightmare as healer/dps.
>Sahuagin as front line dps.
>Girtablilu as backline dps, and the one who always get's KO'd first.
>Ryu as team mother and OP trump card when everyone is KO'd.
I end up being tank be necessity, rather than choice, with really low CON. We would pick quests that are way above our level, then be forced to do fetch quests to pay for our debt we rack up.

>> No.23170503

>>23170461
>Nurarihyon Bard
>Scylla Warrior
>Girtablilu Assassin
>Cheshire Mage

And they are all onee-sans.

>> No.23170524

>>23170461
Wow, all aquatic. I guess it's a swashbuckling themed adventure for me then. Shame, I suck at swimming.
>Rogue Mershark deals melee dps
>Fighter Scylla focused on grappling
>Fighter Selkie focused on spearing
>Wizard Charybdis deals massive AoE spells
>I'll be the healer
Tactics would be Scylla grappling everything she can with the Charyb taking out all those caught. Mershark chases and cuts the stragglers. Selkie is my personal meat shield who also uses her spear to poke inside the whirlpool from a safer distance. After the battle, I'll lather their wounds with my semen. We'd be raiding sunken ships and undersea caves. Yoho!

>> No.23170530

>>23170461
>Sahuagin Rogue
Able to swim through water quietly and is slippery enough to squeeze out of the grip of anyone trying to catch her.
>Lich Necromancer
Summons the rest of her Undead friends to help out, high-ranking in the Undead Kingdoms, allowing us safe passage through Undead Lands.
>Dark Mage as herself
Wielding a wide array of spells, but specializes in curses and has a creepy expression and laugh to match them.
>Red Oni Barbarian
The party tank, likes three things: Fightin', drinkin' and fuckin'. On an eternal quest to fight, get drunk and get laid, not always in that order.

>> No.23170537

>>23170461
I choose this Wolf!

>> No.23170580

>>23170490
Two Monkey gangs are vying for control of the streets! Hopefully no young men get caught in the crossfire as the Kakuens kung-fu fight with each other.

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>>23170580
Time for a break dance battle

>> No.23170598

>>23170461
>Jiangshi, Lava Golem, Myconid, Apsara
Pretty balanced party, Myconid is on Debuff and Magic duty as a Warlock while Jiangshi and Lava Golem exchange Tank and DPS roles depending on what the party is dealing with due to their variety of resistances and dang good stats in general. Not sure what classes they would be specifically though. Apsara is on Support and general Cleric duties.
Guess I have to have the Jack of All Trades build and skillmonkey as a Rogue.

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>>23170530
>>23170524
>>23170503
>>23170496
>>23170483
>>23170479
>>23170598
No party is complete without a token black character, use this one.

>> No.23170610

>>23170605
Bad dog!

>> No.23170616

>>23170461
>Atlach-Nacha
>Dark Slime
>Living Doll
>Medusa

I feel like love for monstergirls is getting me unwittingly dragged into something sinister

>> No.23170618

>>23170605
Sorry maam but our party is full

>> No.23170623
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>>23170461
>Living Armor
>Vamp Mosquito
>Kraken
>Will o' Wisp
Very diverse team here, there's a lot of possibilities. Armor can be a tank of course, Will o wisp can do support and spellcasting, Kraken can be a bulky DPS and mosquito can be a speedy DPS.
and I'll be the cute little healslut of course. But I worry that I'm gonna get drained and sucked dry before raids

>> No.23170628

>>23170461
>>23170537
>Brave Anon hits on a Wolf Warrior who's several levels higher than him.

>> No.23170629

>>23170461
>two (2) Myconids, Elf, Dark Slime
The Elf and Dark Slime are self explanatory; The Elf is a master archer and has some skill in sword play, And the dark slime flings powerful spells everywhere.
But the Myconids? No idea. They can run around drawing aggro and smashing enemies in the face with maces or something.

>> No.23170635

>>23170629
>2 myconids
You got the weird twins that always hang around the adventurer's guild because no party would take them.

>> No.23170636
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So Anon, how degenerate are you?
I'm a bizzaro human. I skip a couple rungs down in vanilla, but strangley probably wouldn't skip this level of degeneracy

>> No.23170638

>>23170629
Have the 2 Myconids do a fusion dance and turn into a high level sporemaster.

>> No.23170640

>>23170426
>once you go loli you never go back
I already liked lolis to begin with, but I distinctly remember making a post years ago where I said I can't see my favourite MGE girl working as a loli. That opinion didn't last long.

>> No.23170641

>>23170605
She has to go through our bard's screening proccess.

>> No.23170652

>>23168733
For making into bigger, softer wives.
And wights too if that floats one's boat.

>> No.23170658

>>23170461
>Slime
>Soldier Beetle
>Dark Valkyrie
>Danuki
That is actually surprisingly well balanced. Though I fear we'll more likely just end up as a travelling trade caravan with a Danuki, maybe with some treasure hunting thrown in.
That said it's only a matter of time before that Dark Valkyrie turns it into a debauched fuckfest.

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>>23168988
>Prove me wrong.

Today I will remind them.

Big mommy kitsunes are the GOAT. Enju is perfection.

>> No.23170678

Condemn them mother for they know exactly what they do.

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>>23170461
>Hellhound berserker
>Dark Valkyrie antipaladin
>Amazoness ranger
>Manticore rogue
I guess that makes me a mage or cleric. I'm not sure my pelvis will survive this party.

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>>23170652
How soft can you go with zombies? Can they go softer after they wight? Why are undead so predisposed to softness?

>> No.23170708

>>23170699
Perfect party for a cute little boy toy healer.

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>>23170674
Sauce, good sir?

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Don't fuck Elves anon.

They're not bros like Dorfs.

>> No.23170718

>>23170461
>Mummy Fighter
>Myconid Dancer
>Black Harpy "Pegasus Knight"
>Living Armor Knight
>Myself, a Tactician
Well, we've got some bandits to take care of first, then a corrupt noble to depose, and then there'll be an empire to topple.

>> No.23170729

>>23170701
It's like pokemon, you keep leveling them up but cancel their evolution. The result is thicc Zombies.

>> No.23170736

>>23170717
I wonder what Neutral good, True Neutral, Lawful neutral and Neutral evil are like.

>> No.23170745

>>23170717
I'll take a lawful good elf or a lawful evil elf please.

>> No.23170748

>>23170736
>True Neutral, Lawful neutral and Neutral evil
All kuuderes.

>> No.23170749

>>23170711

artist is Badhand

>> No.23170770

>>23170711
i wish LN was open to comms, id get a cute rata done

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>>23170461
>Tritonia Shaman
>Phantom Mesmer
>Amazon Warrior
>Mershark Swashbuckler
Literally no role left. What am I supposed to do? Be the friggin cheerleader?

>> No.23170798

>>23170777
You still need the comic relief character, or the character that narrates what's happening so the audience understands.

>> No.23170800

>>23170777
It's like an escort quest but you're the npc

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>>23170701
>Why are undead so predisposed to softness?
It's a mystery, even their daughters are extra supple.

>> No.23170810

>>23170777
>ganbare! ganbare!ganbare! ganbare! yacchae! yacchae! iku yo~

>> No.23170820

>>23170777
Become a healslut or crafter for them

>> No.23170825

>>23170461
>Wyvern - DPS, heavy frontliner
>Devil - Assassin/Rogue
>Dark Valkyrie - Tank
>Nightmare - Enchanter, Status effects
Guess that makes me healer and/or spell artillery wizard.
Seems like a decent composition for both generic murderhoboing and lair clears

>> No.23170834

>>23170777
Carrying extra items, you could also bandage up anyone in-between fights so the Tritonia can save on magic reserves since she'll probably do all the healing otherwise.

>> No.23170837

>>23170461
>Dark Elf
I don't think there's a dominatrix class so I actually have no idea what they'd be
>Sea Slime
Again I have no idea what they'd be good at, they've got the paralytic poison thing but that's about it.
>Unicorn
Definitely a healer
>Cyclops
She'd probably make a good warrior/damage dealer since they're supposed to be really strong

A very odd group, especially with the Dark Elf and Unicorn, for my part I'd try to be a knight/paladin.

>> No.23170844

>>23170461
>kobold (knight)
>kikimora (white mage)
>large mouse (thief)
>amazoness (amazoness)

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>>23170046

>> No.23170852

>>23170837
>I don't think there's a dominatrix class
See also: Dark Hunter from Etrian Odyssey. Sea Slime could be an archer who focuses more on paralyzing rather than raw power.

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>>23170834
Worst thing about this, it's the most likely outcome.

>> No.23170886

>>23170849
Anybody got the name of this?

>> No.23170892

>>23170461
>Ittan-momen neighbor
>Aspara neighbor
>Golem neighbor
Adventuring is dangerous, I stay at home with my Mindflayer wife who definitely isn't yandere and definitely didn't flay me or fellow adventurers in the party that never existed.

>> No.23170903

>>23170880
>>23170777
God I love big girls.

>> No.23170906

>>23170461
>Kitsune-Tsuki mesmer
>Ice Queen frost mage
>Unicorn healer
>Amazoness warrior/tank
People will always give our party funny looks for wearing heavy coats, scarves, and fur boots no matter where we are, until the Ice Queen's cold wind passes them by

>> No.23170932

>>23170852
Huh I guess there is a dominatrix kind of class, figures there would be. That works also, I didn't think about them using the poison in other ways but yeah a ranged class would be perfect for them.

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>>23170903
Nothing beats big girls. Nothing.

>> No.23170941

>>23170903
i love big girls but my waifu is short

>> No.23170944

>>23170461
>Holstaur warrior
>Sea Slime Mage
>Girtablilu thief
>Harpy bard
And I would be the comically dense Paladin naively immune to their onee-san charms.

>> No.23170959

>>23170273
I trust in my desire to get put on a leash by a hot girl to give me strength to fight through the castle, and fail almost immediately against it's boss

>> No.23171063

Is it possible to tell a joke so bad that even Cheshires can't help but laugh?

>> No.23171080

>>23171063
>all Cheshires are genetically obligated to laugh at dad jokes.

>> No.23171081

>>23171063
Tell them your life story

>> No.23171099
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Small and cute is the best

>> No.23171110
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>>23170936
I love this image so much

>> No.23171134

Is some new MONSTER girl content too much to ask for? And there are so many doujins that never get translated...

>> No.23171183

>>23170959
It's okay anon. Instant loss is the fate of most who enter.

>> No.23171190

>>23171134
Yes it is, it's still more of a niche hell even catgirls are more of a niche as popular as they are.

>> No.23171193

When's the new profile?

>> No.23171205

>>23171193
After KC finishes his game.

>> No.23171220
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>tfw no buff desert warrior snek waifu

>> No.23171224
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I want to be the cumpump/husband of some high-ranking mamono military officials.

>> No.23171247

>>23171134
>>23171190
https://e-hentai.org/g/1560647/f6e93b7eb0/

Translations never. Same goes for a lot of stuff from the contributing artists.

>> No.23171250

>>23171220
Yes, perfect

>> No.23171254

>>23171193
summer.

>> No.23171264

>>23171224
This is the only reason I’d ever want to be a POW.

>> No.23171330

>>23170461
>Chimeara
>Mantis
>Dark Mage
>Unagi Joro
This feels balanced, but I’ve never played any sort of RPG

>> No.23171338

>>23170273
I roll a 20 to fuck the vampire mistress in the butt.

>> No.23171369

>>23170461
>wurm
>unicorn
>cheshire
>white horn
I could see an Ed, Edd, n' Eddy thing going on with the first three. Not sure where the white horn fits in this, aside from in my bed.

>> No.23171419

>>23171099
don you mean smol

>> No.23171427

>>23171419
No. That's shitty nigger word.

>> No.23171439
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23171439

Fear of Werebats has massively increased since the rise of Coronavirus.

Say something nice to her

>> No.23171449

>>23170461
>Apophis
>Greenworm
>Dormouse
>Harpy
I don’t know how this party would work beyond the Apophis being a mage of some sorts.

>> No.23171453

>>23171439
I like her haircut.

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>>23171099
I do like em fun sized

>> No.23171458

>>23171439
It's okay sweetie! It's not your fault, and people don't know what they're talking about when it comes to contagions! You're still quite a lovely young mamano!

>> No.23171466

>>23171439
Ganbatte Werebat-chan!

>> No.23171471

>>23171439
Really like this image. Werebat needs more art.

>> No.23171506

>>23171439
Don't forget the big fluffy Fruit Bats in the Pacific region.

>> No.23171507

>>23171439
I like how she can doom the world with ease

>> No.23171544

>>23171419
A bit too memey for my taste, it might be considered disrespectful towards a little monstergirl's feminine charms.

>> No.23171572

>>23171439
I want to be gang raped by a trio of werebat sisters while exploring a cave, never seeing the sunlight again and never getting relief from their sadistic personalities.

>> No.23171612

>>23171439
They're still my favorite beastman type monster. Always will be.

>> No.23171616

>>23171247
>furry
>futanari
And it should stay that way.

>> No.23171681

>>23171616
The Gnoll isn't even really a futa.

>> No.23171719

>>23171183
True, but the struggle is getting taken by the right type of girl
I thought there was some kinda comedy manga about that somewhere, with like an adventurer fighting through monster girls, but he only fights back because he's super picky about who he gets enslaved by. Or is that some old idea I had and never wrote out.

>> No.23171732

what is the sega mega drive + 32x + cd combo of monster girls?

>> No.23171747
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To other anons with dear wives with massive butts, do you ever just casually play them like the bongos while lazing around with her?

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>>23171747
She gets mad if I slap her ass but dosen't do much to stop me!

>> No.23171765

>>23171732
dark red slime queen

>> No.23171774

>>23171761
That's the spirit! A good spank can't be stopped!

>> No.23171791

>>23171264
being prisoner to an ocelomeh is my dream

>> No.23171802
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>>23171747
big asses are almost as good as tall girls.

>> No.23171803

>>23171747
I try but usually their slime reacts fast enough to catch my hand and force me to grope. Not that that's a bad thing.

>> No.23171804

>>23171747
Her's isn't terribly large but...she insists I indulge in her every feature. She warns me there is some measure of reciprocity. She has access to all of me as well.

>> No.23171807

>>23171747
No but I grab hold of that fat troll ass like a squishy pillow meant for cuddling

>> No.23171821

>>23171802
Even better when combined!
>>23171803
You gotta be quicker to get to spank those thiccker (wives)! I bet they have very different audible reactions when you succeed!
>>23171804
Its only fair for a dear wife to grope back! And if you're who I think you are, groping is pretty much the entirety of you two's time spent together!
>>23171807
Mmmm, sounds extremely comfy! Bootypillows are therapeutically effective at reducing stress! My Dear Wife ass-ured me!

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My waifu puts the 'moth' in mother

>> No.23171833

>>23171747
Kinda hard as she uses it when gaming.
She's not opposed to face sitting though.

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>> No.23171840

>>23171833
A face sitting session is just a very extended spank, if you apply wonderland logic to it!

>> No.23171842

>>23171837
Cute!

>> No.23171845

>>23171747
Yes, though it quickly becomes dangerous as her tail starts to wag. Despite how cool and collected she tries to act she can't help but get excited. And her tail hits like a fluffy black bat to the face.

>> No.23171853

>>23171840
Well we do considering she's a short fat purple cat.

>> No.23171858

>>23171845
I've nothing but respect for you anons with tailed wives! I know you must love them, but how challenging it must be to have full reign over her sweet mamano booty with such a dedicated obstacle in the way!

>> No.23171866

>>23171853
If only you could see her lewd Wonderful face while she's doing it to you!

>> No.23171870

>>23171747
I wouldn't call it massive, but it's proportionally big for a girl her size and age. If I slap or grab her butt when I haven't gotten her in the mood to be lewded, she's going to get mad and slap me with her ghost claws. But sometimes sacrifices must be made.

>> No.23171872

>>23171837
Steve is the best

>> No.23171874

>>23171866
Just gotta look up the stream vids.
She makes quite the interesting faces while its happening.
Chat is lewd shitposting still.

>> No.23171879
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Booksnek

>> No.23171880

>>23171870
Peace was never an option! You have two hands, and you must grope! She'll have to get used to it, and deal with you as she must, you've already won!

>> No.23171881

>>23171837
Why is she listing her snakes off to a statue?

>> No.23171886

>>23171874
Cheshgasm! Save the VODs!

>> No.23171904

>>23171886
And the clips will haunt her forever.

>> No.23171905

>>23171719
I'd give a story like that a read.

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>>23171747
No bongo playing, as she would very much be upset at such a thing, but there would be lots of other types of playing! Massaging it, using it as a pillow, complimenting her on how wonderful it looks in a new dress she bought etc.

>> No.23171912

>>23171369
Jesus fuck that is actually great for an Ed, Edd n' Eddy feel.
What type of monsters would the rest of the characters be?

>> No.23171918

>>23171909
Have I ever told you how fantastic the green hair goes with the bronze skin, frost? Because it does!
And you understand proper care for a booty in that case! It deserves such pampering and praise! And lots of massage oils!

>> No.23171941

>>23170461
>Chimaera
Skimpy Barbarian
>Golem
Thicc Warrior/Tank
>Kitsune-bi
Horny Pyromancer
>Apophis
Purple Rogue
>Me
I do management.

The group sells their services for hire and travels around a lot. While they're away fighting bandits and spelunking caves, I am in charge of stocking up on potions and keeping gear in shape. We're all good friends but lately the pyromancer has been making advances on me and it has obviously irritated the barbarian for some reason. I'll have to sort out matters soon, we don't want any performance issues within the group.

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>>23171918
It's a really nice natural colour dynamic, and she knows how to best bring it out with her outfit choices (or lack thereof!)
And of course! She is an Anubutt after all, so it's expected for me as her slave husband to know how to tend to it properly!
Your wife is lovely as well, and I'm sure she appreciates all the love and attention you give her derrière!

>> No.23171974

>>23171821
Maria ulusually let's a small gap that is followed by a coy laugh when I do succeed. Makes me wonder if she let me do it.
Maid wife however simply let's out a loud Yelp with a tinge of eldritch. This is always followed by a huff and rough sex.

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>>23171439
I want to eat her out.

>> No.23171998

>>23171960
It is our duty as servants to know just how to please our dear wives! Why I'd bet she even schedules time in her day for you to kiss and worship her back as she lays prone in waiting!
And thank you! She certainly enjoys it quite a lot, but she's such a noble lady she'd never show it as she sits on me and grinds casually throughout the day! She totally does show it on her face, and sometimes gets teased by her guests for being so overwhelmed with love and lust as she grinds into me, but would never let me find out~
>>23171974
She seems in control, that sensual nun! And what a forceful maid! Her former princess self demands instant revenge for such a trespass!

>> No.23172006

>>23171912
>Sarah
devil
>Jimmy
alice
>Kanker sisters
orcs
>Johnny
cursed sword maybe
>Rolf
maybe also cheshire
No idea what else might work.

>> No.23172015

>>23171998
She has schedules for a many number of things, ass worship certainly being one of those!
All I can imagine now is your wife grinding in your lap at a tea party, blushing madly as she hides her lewd grin with her teacup!

>> No.23172031

>>23171998
Sensual and in control are definitely excellent descriptors for nun wife!
Yeah nun may be infected by a shog but she is not totally submissive!

>> No.23172032

>>23172015
What a good priority to organize and schedule out!
Precisely! But she convinces me every time with her sweet honeyed Hatter words that I'm merely imagining such a thing, and would-you-be-a-dear-and-fetch-me-some-more-biscuits and the like! Now you know why she sits on my face so many times, so she won't hurt her image of her noble composed self in front of me!

>> No.23172034

Is That A Chensaw?

>> No.23172038

>>23170886
(SC58) [OXG (Amano Taiki)] Hana to Mitsubachi | Flowers and Bees

>> No.23172043

>>23172032
You have a most resilient soul to be able to withstand such teasing! A very cute couple you and her make.

>> No.23172046

>>23172006
>Rolf
Definitely Hatter.

>> No.23172048

Nothing worse/better than running from a horny twin tailed cat, only to run into her Kitsune master.

>> No.23172057
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Reminder that the kind of Monster Warrior you have to watch out for the most, are the young, genki kind. Since their youthful spirit and determination often ends up with you joining their party and going on adventures fraught with excitement and danger.

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>>23170461
I hate this kind of stuff because I can never decide on a class to be myself. I'm great at thievies in video games and as a in-shape manlet I'd be far more suited to it. However being a thief you don't really get someone to love. I'd heal slut for a tanky kinda girl like a pic related in a heartbeat but I doubt I'd be any good at it. Fighters are out of the question unless I can somehow pull off a Paladin.

>> No.23172083

>>23172015
>Hatter's wife sitting on his lap at a tea party with Wock, Cheshire, and March Hare in attendance
>Hatterfag himself is doing his usual manic ramblings (nothing but love, hatterfag), his gesticulations causing him to shift around in his seat, wiggling underneath his wife's fat ass
>Her blush rises as her nipples tent her blouse, tea cup rattling on the saucer in her hand as she tries to remain composed
>Cheshire is grinning ear to ear with a smug look, Wock looks sternly over, harumphing as if to say 'thats nothing compared to me and my husband', March Hare bashfully has her hands on her cheeks as she watches in earnest
>Finally Hatter wife speaks up, her voice almost cracking but recovering
>"A-ahem, dear human husband, would you kindly move yourself to our more regular position? Surely you shall, I say!"
>Hatterfag practically jumps while seated, poking his wife's ass even harder, before laying down face up
>She quickly sits on him and lets out a loud moan, gripping the table as her eyes heart pupil
>Cheshire bursts out laughing, Wock puffs her cheeks out, March Hare starts rambling about gardening equipment
>Hatter wife attempts to tell them to calm down, especially Cheshire, but the party descends into total bedlam and lewd debauchery as each girl starts fucking their respective husband
>Hours later, Hatter wife finally stands up, and the party is over and cleaned
>"Oh dear wife, how was the party? My apologies for not saying farewell to our guests!"
>She smiles casually and replies in a nonchalant tone, teacup hanging on a pinky
>"Oh, it was quite an uneventful affair, dear husband. Let us retire to the bedroom, I feel I need some excitement after such droll boredom!"
>She sighs relief as he runs off ahead to open the door for her, prattling on again

>> No.23172096

>>23172078
You’re the cheerleader regardless of what you class you sign up as in the adventuring guild

>> No.23172104

>>23172038
Holy shit that's lewd, thanks.

>> No.23172111

>>23171134
Side 2 is still being slowly translated over on MGR. It's not absolutely perfect but the classes got translated, and most recently demon realm swords, though it seems to be mostly info we already know

>> No.23172118

>>23172043
Thank you so much Frost! I do it all just so that my Dear Wife might be happy and smile as she deserves! You and your wife make an absolutely wonderfully cute couple as well!
>>23172083
Yes, Yes! Oh my goodness anon, that's right on the money! Thank you so much for this, I will definitely be saving this! I really appreciate it!!!

>> No.23172126

>>23171837
Medusa’s are tough to shop for, you always have to get gifts for her snakes too.

>> No.23172137
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>>23172096
I guess it's gotta be comfy and I'd enjoy being protected but what if I wanna get some action outside being the party dildo?

>> No.23172153

>>23171747
My wife's ass isn't all that big, but we do enjoy a good butt bongo fiesta!

>> No.23172154
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23172154

First variation of my rata comm is done! Gonna wait till the other one is done before posting them though. They're really good.

>> No.23172162

>>23171880
There's no need for such drasticness most of the time, classily easing her into lowering her guard will make her more receptible to less classy things. She might still be somewhat flustered and embarassed, but will let me feel around under her dress to find out what kind of panties she's wearing by touch, figure what's the best way to grope against that style and go even further from there.

But that's not going to stop me from getting slapped from time to time, because catching a loli wight by surprise like that is going to result in cute reactions.

>> No.23172169

puppy dog love

>> No.23172173

>>23172153
Play it on home, smack daddy-o! Butt bongos are good for the soul!
>>23172154
What a pesky playful pulitzer-rat!
>>23172162
How adorably lewd and lewdly adorable! It seems you have a good grasp of class and how etiquette leads to enjoyment with her!

>> No.23172177

>>23172169
puppy cunny love.

>> No.23172181

>>23172048
remember, they can't have sex with you if you don't consent.

>> No.23172193

>>23172173
Is Hatter's wife a natural hatter or someone who put on one of their hats?

>> No.23172198

>>23172083
>>23172118
>Hatterfag and his wife cuddling in bed after a long night of rambunctious rapscallion romping
>Her laying her head on his chest, lightly tracing a finger in circles as she stares off into the distance, smiling dopily
>He asks her what exactly she's thinking about at the moment
>After a few seconds of silence, she replies in a surprisingly clear and concise manner
>"You, my love."

>> No.23172202

>>23172193
My Dear Wife is a natural Hatter! She comes from a long line of noble Hatterwomen, the Mistybottom house!
She was actually originally born a Matango, but was saved at some point from a depressing fate by me, then happened to be sent to Wonderland, where the Queen turned her into a Hatter. She set about building an alibi for herself before luring me in and marrying me, and keeps up the facade that she's from a long line of Hatters, because she thinks I'd not love her if I found out she were actually just a lowly Matango before.

>> No.23172205
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>>23172137
That Anon needs to tap out! That big dog is putting the squeeze on him!

Trust me, I watch Monster Girl Wrestling, I know what I'm talking about.

>> No.23172206

>>23172202
Holy shit, that's adorable and precious. Protect that smile, Hatterfag. Make her happy.

>> No.23172209
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>>23171471
Need more bats indeed.

>> No.23172219

>>23172198
Too nice! Too nice! You're all too nice! Ah, to hear her say those words! I'd stop breathing, I'd stop my heart, I'd stop my cells themselves from moving just to let those lovely words languish a little longer on the still sweet night air, uninterrupted by any other sound or slight perturbance!

>> No.23172231

>>23171439
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-tn42oAx9wo

>> No.23172233
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>>23172209
Big bats

>> No.23172232

>>23172206
It's my greatest goal in life! As expected of the butlersband to lady Mistybottom! Her smile my only salary, and I am rich as the Queen herself by it!

>> No.23172239

>>23172233
big bats with big bat tats

>> No.23172247

>>23172233
>auntie Werebat always has the best video games!

>> No.23172250

>>23172111
Man I remember doing really shitty google translate writing detection translations for those ages and ages ago. Fun to see something marginally more in depth done here and there

>> No.23172252

>>23172202
Could you post the pastebin again Hatter?

>> No.23172260

>>23172252
Certainly!
https://pastebin.com/Ya2icrts
It doesn't have anything about how we met or anything like that though. I may write that as a short story one day!

>> No.23172278
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>>23172154
Man, I really want to see it

>> No.23172290
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>>23172233
Large animals, small children.

>> No.23172293

>>23172290
I need an adult...

>> No.23172301

>>23172290
imagine the smell

>> No.23172306

>>23172293
They're all adults.

>> No.23172308

>>23172290
Tail wrapping is dangerously seductive.

>> No.23172309

>>23172293
You're in luck, they're adults.

>> No.23172410

>>23172301
Imagine sliding your arm between two big, sweaty wolf boobs.

>> No.23172455

https://twitter.com/k_cross/status/1237721194087899136

What did he mean by this?

>> No.23172460

>>23172410
Imagine sliding your dick between two big, sweaty wolf boobs!

>> No.23172476

Why do I keep having random thoughts about an Alice?

>> No.23172498

>>23172410
>>23172460
Imagine sliding your head between two big, sweaty wolf boobs

>> No.23172504
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>>23172455
We don't read moonspeak around these parts
Pic unrelated

>> No.23172515

>>23172504
He said it can't be helped.

>> No.23172523

>>23172455
Is he talking about how he gets an erection constantly while writing this shit?

>> No.23172526

>>23172455
"As you write up your mouth, something will increase.
I can't help it because the demon girl talks a lot when I do it."
Whatever that's even supposed to mean

>> No.23172569

Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, prepare for the panic over Jubjub flu, its a lot closer than you think.

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>>23172569
Is that when a Jubjub flewclimbed into my bedroom and raped me?

>> No.23172591

>>23172582
We got Jubjub, Jabberwock, now we shall wait for Bandersnatch.

>> No.23172595

>>23172591
Band 'er snatch? I hardly know 'er!

>> No.23172597

>>23172582
Mayhaps.
One never knows.

>> No.23172618

>>23172591
What about a Snark?

>> No.23172619

>>23172582
>That picture
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9T1vfsHYiKY

>> No.23172635

>>23168932
Did you know that Genghis Khan's empire was the first in history that guaranteed freedom of religion to its subjects by law? It was also a meritocracy where your faith, race or social status were meaningless as long as you were good at what you did.
All this and more can be yours if you help the Steppe Hoss create their own empire!

>> No.23172648

>>23172619
That feel when no Kakapo harpy gf

>> No.23172654

>>23172618
DO YOU SUCK DICKS DO YOU SUCK DICKS

>> No.23172678
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23172678

Reminder to feed your plants.
They'll happily return the favor.

>> No.23172686

>>23172678
Did you know plants share nutrients with their progeny through their roots?

>> No.23172692

>>23172678
How do I get a Liliraune?

>> No.23172761

>>23172678
Man I wish druid got an art redo. She's one of the last remaining ugly early batch to still have old art

>> No.23172777

>>23172591
>>23172618
Not Lewis Carroll, but what kind of mamono would the hooded figures from the end of The Waste Land be?

>> No.23172780

>>23172692
The method I've read online is that you trek through a forest buck naked and use the stiffness of your boner as a dowsing rod. You should be full mast by the time you reach one.

>> No.23172783

>>23170461
Soldier beetle Guardian Main Tank and packmule
Dark Slime Shadow Priest Healing and minor magic dps
Gazer Black Mage pure magical dps
P'Orc shaman, buffer, hybrid dps, off healer, and off tank.
Me, human gunslinger, ranged physical dps and scout.

Dungeon diving and cucking echidnas mostly. Maybe a bit of banditry here and there.

Is my party balanced?

>> No.23172786

>>23172780
So how do I avoid other mamono along the way?

>> No.23172804
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23172804

How do you defeat a succabutt?

>> No.23172806

>>23172786
Lets hope you're a fast runner. Though you could risk hiring some local muscle. I hear that oni girl with the wrestling gig is a bit short on change.

>> No.23172808
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>>23172804
Drink is the great equalizer.

>> No.23172813

>>23172786
Make sure you're perfectly still, their vision is based on movement.

>> No.23172822

Besides Gazer and Mindflayer, what are some good monsters for being hypnotized by?
What about hypnotizing monsters?

>> No.23172824
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>>23172678
Go and spread them saplings out!

>> No.23172825

>>23172678
we'll she give me a big fruit to make a pie of?

>> No.23172827

>>23170461
>Tritonia White Mage
>Nightmare Rogue
>Gnome, contracted to me (Geomancer, party leader)
>Sahaugin Fighter
We hunt Order constructs, and maintain raid Order monasteries and manufactories for relics and to sabotage anti-mamono acts.

>> No.23172830

>>23172806
On the chance the girl I hire ends up raping me, I'd rather hire the sneaky Harpy rogue or Owl Mage illusionist.

>>23172813
That seems like a bad idea.

>> No.23172843

>>23170461
Cupid Ranger
Crow Tengu Shamen
Inari Warrior
Lamia Beserker
and i'll be the healslut!
together, we can tame a hellhound in the volcanic region and go and defeat Druella and save the day!

>> No.23172850

>>2317282
No fruit as far as I'm aware, but no worries, there will most certainly be a pie...

>> No.23172855

>>23172822
Vampire

>> No.23172876

>>23172850
alraune honey pie?

>> No.23172886

>>23172678
Alraune have been one of my favorite mamono for over a decade.

>> No.23172937
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23172937

So how about that champion belt? You man enough for it?

>> No.23172950
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23172950

I will raise my cute little monster kid in an environment where she can enjoy her childhood innocence without sexual perversion until she finally comes of age

>> No.23172959

>>23172950
Weaksauce dude, real men fuck their kids.

>> No.23172962

>>23172950
Well fine, be that way!

>> No.23172980

>>23172876
Not quite. I'm sure she will clue you in.
>>23172886
They really are great. I love soft dom big girls and those vibes match perfectly with alraune. Imagine embracing her soft body, licking the sweet nectar off her smooth green skin as she coils her vines around your body and gently runs her hands through your hair.

>> No.23172982

>>23172959
>>23172962
No KDFshit allowed, only wholesome Frosticle daughteru.

>> No.23172996

>>23172937
I'm not man enough to wrestle someone that can crush rocks with bare hands.

>> No.23172995

>>23172982
I'm going to fuck my kids and you can't stop me.

>> No.23173000
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23173000

Get on the horse anon.

>> No.23173003

How are undead able to blush?

>> No.23173009

>>23173003
Clever use of lichen

>> No.23173010

>>23173000
Oh yeah! Now we're talkin'!

>> No.23173022
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23173022

>>23172962

Monster kids are for hugs, not fugs

>> No.23173023
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>>23173000
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ye5BuYf8q4o

I like to ride em hard and fast. Give me your mightiest mare if you dare, though she might not come back the same.

>> No.23173025

>>23172937
Not even remotely, but I'd enter a contest any way just to get man handled and pinned by some oni, ogre, or minatour.

>> No.23173028

>>23173022
When you post an image like that I have a hard time believing the words you chose to accompany it.

>> No.23173072

>>23173000
no, i will not get on the horse.

>> No.23173075

>>23173072
In that case the horse will get on you!

>> No.23173084

>>23172569
I want to watch as a female knight turns into a needy Jubjub.

>> No.23173141

>>23173075
i don't consent!

>> No.23173159
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>>23173141
I don't know where you think you are, but that means nothing here

>> No.23173174

>>23173141
Your resistance only makes her pussy wetter!

>> No.23173191

>>23173159
>>23173174
Sexual assault, such as rape, is a really bad thing to fantasize about and your friends, man or monster, would be very heart-broken and brought to tears to hear that you were forced to have sex with a monster.

>> No.23173197

What species of mamono would work best for a harem dynamic of "one head wife of one species - acts as an actual wife, brood-harem of a swarming species, act as sex slaves/servants/pets/etc. to man and head wife"?

>> No.23173203

>>23173197
Bicorn

>> No.23173206
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23173206

>>23171224

>> No.23173209

>>23172523
If you've ever written smut, you'd know that it's 100% true. I'm sure it's the same for artfags that draw prons

>> No.23173211

>>23173209
How else would you know if it's working?

>> No.23173214

>>23173203
Bicorn better fits harem dynamics where the other girls are either "girlfriends" or equal partners.

>> No.23173225

>>23173206
God I wish that was me

>> No.23173226

>>23173191
Good thing I have no friends, so nobody will shame me for wanting to be a cumpump bitch of a monster much stronger than me.

>> No.23173246

>>23172455
I'm not 100% sure about the first part but I think he's basically saying
"I'm writing (for my game) and the line keeps increasing since MGs tend to talk a lot when they're having sex" or something like this

>> No.23173255

>>23173197
On further thought, a few setups I could see:

>Devil/Beelzebub/Clubs Trumpart and Devil Bugs
>Pharaoh/Dark Matter and Khepri
>Arch Imp/Dark Mage/Witch/Succubus and Imps/Golems
>Gremlin and Automata
>Lich/Wight/Dark Mage/Witch and Zombies/Skeletons
>Dryad and Alraune/Tentacles/Barometz

>> No.23173257

>Edge youself
>Summon succubus
>nut on her face when she appears

>> No.23173269

>>23173257
>spilt semen disrupts the barrier circle

>> No.23173273

>>23173257
>You drew the circle perfectly so she can't do anything about it.

>> No.23173279
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23173279

Monster girls looking lazily and full of love at their husband are cute.

>> No.23173288

>>23173279
>not shown: the ropes tying the man to the chair

>> No.23173328
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23173328

>Telling the apophis hitting on you to bite you hard and inject lots of venom into you

>> No.23173360

>like the design of Devil Bugs
>like the idea of being the patriarch of a broodswarm
>like the idea of being swarmed and lavished with affection and lust
>not a messy person
>can't stand living in filth

>> No.23173376

>>23173360
There's plenty of filth inside your head, isn't there?

>> No.23173382

>>23173360
A small sacrifice to attract your waifu.

>> No.23173387

>>23173360
So get a maus

>> No.23173396

>>23173376
Plenty. I'm depraved, and would have my brood do many things merely for my pleasure, some of which this thread would consider disgusting in general.

>>23173382
Although, rereading the profile, it just seems to say that filth makes it easier for them to settle - but my desire for them and filthy thoughts should work just as well.

>> No.23173397

>>23173376
I thought clean body but with a filthy mind would still appeal to an Akaname, but not Devil Bugs.
>>23173387
This, you can keep rodents clean.

>> No.23173404

>>23173360
There are always devil bugs at the dump that you can pick up easy enough, though you'll have to take her sisters with you too.

>> No.23173407

>>23173387
I'm not sure what buying the heaviest tank ever manufactured will do, but I won't complain.

>> No.23173410
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>>23173407
You quit it.

>> No.23173412

>>23173360
>>like the idea of being the patriarch of a broodswarm
You'll need 4 arms and psychic powers for that

>> No.23173415

>>23173412
I wouldn't mind some Devil Bugs stealing my jeans.
Genestealer jokes aside, psionics are my favorite ability in fantasy settings, and I'd love having extra limbs if they were fully functional and didn't cause the issues they likely would IRL.

>>23173404
True. And the more the merrier. I just hope they won't mind being forced into fucking each other as well.

>> No.23173417

>>23173410
That girl looks too small to be a Maus that turned into a monster. I'd expect those 188 tonns of German steel to turn into a girl almost too big to handle.
Almost.

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>>23173417
You're kinda slow for a human, arencha?

>> No.23173445
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>>23173422
I just want a waifu who is also a super heavy tank.

>> No.23173462
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>>23173445
That tank doesn't look nowhere near heavy enough.

>> No.23173483
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23173483

>want a woman that is patient, understanding, and will not shove me out of my comfort zone
>but also want someone that can nudge me to the necessities and lead me through things
>also dream of a tomboyish and easygoing girlfriend in a casual and respectful relationship where we do fun hobby stuff
>but also wish for beauty to utterly subdue and have my way with

Do my heart, brain, and boner have conflicting interests?

>> No.23173484

>>23173328
"Make me your lab rat, and I won't tell you to stop until it blocks my arteries"
That basically translates to "MARRY ME" in big, bold letters

>> No.23173515

>>23173483
Be the change you want to see.

>> No.23173524
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23173524

>>23173483
A genki tomboy Kikimora who, despite the maid uniform, is actually pretty casual in day-to-day.

>> No.23173559
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Relaxing in Winterstown at Papa Wendi's, enjoying a hot meal, cute girls, and smooth tunes..

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AIKN8SvILNk

>> No.23173561

>>23170461
>Chimaera (fighter)
>Lich (mage)
>Nurarihyon (bard)
>Karakasa-Obake (rouge)
Well this is an interesting party to say the least. Why do I get the feeling the Nurarihyon would try to make everyone bang me?

>> No.23173563

Imagine bullying a kobold by locking a bicycle helmet to her head so she can never feel being headpat nor wash her hair, but that is a secondary effect.

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>>23173328
I would absolutely become a junkie for girl-poison, especially if it caused weakness or paralysis. I'd be useless if I had a snake, spider or other venomous wife, I'd just lay around all blissed out all day in between hard rutting. A very dangerous fetish.

>spider gf when she's been eating poisonous herbs and you've still got manticore venom in your system from the previous night

>> No.23173571

>>23173563
Bicycle helmets are really flimsy it would be trivial to cut off of her even if she can't get it off with her own claws.
Back rubs are fine too

>> No.23173586
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>>23173559
On slow days, you can walk out back with a cup of hot beverage and watch Papa Wendi play with his many many many daughters.

>> No.23173733

>dragon invading town
"I'm her her to rape your churches and burn your men!....wait"

>> No.23173747

>>23173733
HAHAHA! STUPID DUMB DRAGON! I'LL STAND IN FRONT OF YOU AND LAUGH! AND THEN PULL MY PANTS DOWN TO TAUNT YOU EVEN MORE!

>> No.23173756

I wonder if people treat demon realms like its the cursed earth from judge dread?

>> No.23173765

>>23173756
That's just fallout for edgelords
Yes I know JD massivly predates fallout but still.

>> No.23173778

>>23173765
I don't think Fallout has ever been associated with the image of dystopian mega-cities. Even the ruins of pre-war cities we see aren't mega-cities.

>> No.23173785

>>23173778
Anon was more thinking of the irradiated wastlands then the mega-citys, but he's still wrong.

>> No.23173804

>>23173756
I AM THE LAW

>> No.23173815

>>23173804
I would like to see an MGE version of the Dredd/rico encounter
LAAAAAAAAAAAWWWW

>> No.23173834

>>23173733

and I'm all out of men

>> No.23173868

>>23173815
For some reason my mind automatically made them two Wurms.

>> No.23173881

>>23173868
What about Hellhound Judge and Mindflayer Psi Judge?

>> No.23173949
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23173949

Would tentacles be the easiest plant girl to grow? Are they basically just like weeds?

>> No.23173956

>>23173949
Pull em and hear em moan!

>> No.23173961

IN SOVIET MGE YOU RAPE TENTACLE!

>> No.23173968

>>23173949
>Plant tentacle
>Completely forget about them
>Next summer you're whole backyard is filled with them
>The neighbors monster kids are gonna love this

>> No.23173975
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23173975

>>23173961
The land where the cat pets you.

>> No.23173980

>>23173961
Shy awkawrd sex betwen a dork and a dork tentacle would be fun

>> No.23173984

I know Shirohebi fire fire doesnt leave a mark, but it would be cool if it left a brand that glows

>> No.23174012

>>23173559
>>23173586
But where do I go for my bar fights?

>> No.23174060

>>23173984
That would be nice. monsters marking their husbands is hot.

>> No.23174094

>>23174012
At best you might get caught in the crossfire of a Snuggle Scout snowball fight while Ms. White Horn enjoys a well deserved stout inside the bar - at worst you get caught in a drunk argument between a CC Yuki and CC Tsurara, stuck in a blizzard with no visibility, from out of nowhere icicles start raining down that pin you to the ground and you're begging a drunk Tsurara for a warm hug

>> No.23174103
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23174103

>>23174094
>stuck in a blizzard with no visibility

>> No.23174123

>>23173968
>>The neighbors monster kids are gonna love this
They weren't monsters a couple months ago

>>23173949
Just cum on it like once or twice, and it'll take over the whole yard

>> No.23174144

>>23174123
>They weren't monsters a couple months ago
Well how else are you gonna fertilize the plants?

>> No.23174180

>>23174123
>They weren't monsters a couple months ago
Would their parents be mad if I invited them to my house after that?

>> No.23174210

>>23173559
Keep a close eye on your food when Wendis are about.

>> No.23174232

>>23172822
Vampires are traditionally capable of hypnosis. Demons and devils might give it a shot. Lamiae might try, but don't bully them when they fail.

Just be careful. Hypnosis is a rather complex and diverse fetish.

>> No.23174264

>>23174232
I am pretty sure lamiae have a hypnotic voice in mge.
>ywn hypnotized by your lamia wife's voice.

>> No.23174302

>>23172822
>spoiler
Probably better to stick to weaker species. I think it could work on species not good with magic in general, but trying to hypnotize a strong one like a Minotaur can be risky.
Intelligence is a likely factor - highly intelligent species like Lich are often skilled with magic, which might give them resistance to hypnosis, but low intelligence can also hinder your attempts, so hypnotizing Wurms can be a challenge. Gotta aim for more average ones.

>> No.23174358

https://pastebin.com/qmk4jDRK
https://pastebin.com/UY25nPXr
https://pastebin.com/P74gCw3U
https://pastebin.com/wdvX7Twd
4 Sabbath entries, written by an enthusiast.

>> No.23174445

>>23174103
>pair of red eyes piercing through the thick blizzard
>Wendi chan waddles in because the wind knocked off her bow
>she effortlessly avoids the hail of icicles coming down
>she picks up her bow and walks out leaving you pinned

>> No.23174483

>>23174358
Autism, but the good kind. I think I like the combat Sabbath in particular.

>> No.23174511

>>23174358
This is great stuff, I was wondering why no one took a shot at writing their own Sabbaths using the template laid out. Very much like Utsukushii and Yorokubi, their groups and uniforms sound amazing.
I really need to get around to writing my Bapho wife's Sabbath and this is serving as motivation.

>> No.23174549

Unless I'm misinformed, to monster girls age is just a number and they don't mind marrying shotas and if I remember correctly my first adult crush was a schoolteacher when I was 8 years old.

>tfw I'll never be a 8 year old shota who confesses to a Hakutaku schoolteacher followed by our wedding being held the following day

>> No.23174560

>>23174549
>my first adult crush was a schoolteacher when I was 8 years old.
That's not an adult crush. (You) have to be an adult for that.

And the age limit is old enough to get hard, although Ms. Haku may still opt to keep an eye on you

>> No.23174579
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From within the swirling sea of your heart, a bondage angel has emerged!

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>>23171879
What is she reading?
comfy apophi are always nice

>> No.23174611

>>23174596
Valentina by Evie Blake.

>> No.23174617

>>23174596
A Modest Proposal

>> No.23174627

>>23174617
Imagine showing that essay to a monster without context. That would be pretty funny

>> No.23174637

>>23174627
Roughly the same as showing/describing it to literally anyone without context
>I'm talking real baby-back ribs
>Dripping with sauce!

>> No.23174650

>>23174617
In MGE this would be about daughteru dicking, wouldn't it.

>> No.23174678

>>23174650
No, this is not taboo for monsters, some outright encourage it. Women with male harems are better for shock value.

>> No.23174694

>>23174650
It would be about human farms. It's satire.

>> No.23174713

>>23174302
Intelligence doesn't really guarantee resistance. Spellcasters are probably more vulnerable than most, assuming they don't have wards in place.

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I want to follow an Ignis around with a camcorder and tell her I'm directing a movie about her.

>> No.23174914

>>23172822
Shoggoths strike me as good hypnotists. They can move their eyes into swirling patterns.

>> No.23174920

>>23172822
Phantom, Apophis (chemical hypnosis), Mad Hatter

>> No.23174978

>>23174920
Hypnosis? My Dear Hatter Wife? Ha! Whatever would she need that for? Now if you’ll excuse me, I feel suddenly extremely compelled to do heavy yard work while wearing nothing but workout shorts while she watches from a lawn chair!

>> No.23175010

To those who want more than one wife, how do they interact both in and out the bedroom?
>I don't know the species they would be, but I would want one who would aggressively drain me, and then have the second for post-drain comforting and cuddlesex.

>> No.23175024
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23175024

Are you ready to become Mama Snek's little boy toy?

>> No.23175038

>>23175010
I want a harem of conflicting natures:
>shog kiki
>apo pharaoh
>scylla charyb
Both in and out of the bedroom, they're always adversarial but are begrudgingly good friends.

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