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The art of lizardry.

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>> No.23160532
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>>23160523
I prefer my magic purple

>> No.23160534
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>>23160523
Gazer!

>> No.23160542

>>23160534
Are all Gazers gamer girls?

>> No.23160575
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Now that I think about it, undead/zombie in MG internet could be the equivalent of the wizard meme in our world.

>> No.23160581

>>23160575
How shameful!

>> No.23160587

>>23160523
So what is preferred?

White Skinned Mamono or Brown/Dark Skinned Mamono?

>> No.23160594
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>>23160587
Delicious brown. Give me Amazon Chocolate!

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>>23160542
Lies and slander! Foolish thread canon!

Gazer-chan is the one constantly pushing me to go outside and explore the world!
Even if we unwind by her coaching me through old vidya. Also, her tail is very comfortable as a pillow.

>> No.23160601

>>23160587
Yes

>> No.23160604
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>>23160587
Both work for me.

>> No.23160606

>>23160600
She lives in the Underdark, exploring with her would be like playing Ultima Underworld.

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>>23160587
>>23160594
>>23160601
>>23160604
>Brown/Dark girls

>"Why yes, I do like making love to brown and or dark skinned girls and women. It's what Loog would've approved of."

>> No.23160624

>>23160587
brown mamono!

>> No.23160657
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you wouldn't leave a loli unloved would you?

>> No.23160664

>>23160657
No.
She’s getting taken home and given the snug

>> No.23160679

>>23160542
She's...uh... really enthusiastic about eroge.

>> No.23160691

"Sometimes you just need to rape."
>Popular Monster Girl Saying

>> No.23160694

>>23160691
my waifu follows this ideology

>> No.23160735
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>>23158722

>> No.23160750

>>23160735
Big titty ratas are dangerous for my dick.

>> No.23160780

>>23160735
Lewd, smug squirrel

>> No.23160817

>>23160587

I'll take my blueberry skinned Mamono, thanks

>> No.23160845

>>23160735
wow
WOW
WOOOOOW

Gonna touch! Gonna fondle! Gonna tease!

>> No.23160874

>>23160735
Call me a heathen all you want, but I'm not a boobs guy. That said, the best thing about boobs is the reactions you can get from them.

So when I see that Rata, with those tits and making that face, I can't resist! I'm gonna make her blush and squirm till I'm satisfied.

>> No.23161248

>>23160735
Those breasts are way too large for me.

>> No.23161250
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>>23160587
Extra white

>> No.23161306
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Betcha thought this zombie was alive. Nope! Chuck Testa.

>> No.23161314

>>23160604
Poor girl looks like she monsterized into a Yeti and can't control her thoughts of hardcore lewd snuggling

>> No.23161324

>>23160587
I will be a king.
I will be a king of a desert kingdom.
I will be a king of a desert kingdom, and love my harem of Khepri.
Light brown girls are best.

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>>23160587
Extra black

>> No.23161410

We need more sexy snake ladies with hoods. I don’t care if it’s silly.

>> No.23161419

>>23160735
>Busty Rata broke her 10th bra this week
>Is this the effect of the Marune Sabbath's cooking?

>> No.23161456
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ONEE-SANED

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>>23161410

>> No.23161487
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I'm a slut for slimes!

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>>23161410

>> No.23161510
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>>23161487
They are seductive.

>> No.23161577

>>23161487
A certain doujin series has me imagining a Dark Slime Queen being the most terrifying shit

>> No.23161631

>>23161504
>>23161463
That’s what I’m talking about. It adds something to their visual personality making them just a bit more exotic. Imagine giving her them a kiss on the cheek.

>> No.23161709
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>>23161510
Sneaky

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>>23161709

>> No.23161748
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>>23160523
I don't know about anyone else but I really like the idea of harpies pretending to be kikis, with varying degrees of success.

>> No.23161768
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Snek

>> No.23161777

https://monstergirlencyclopedia.fandom.com/wiki/Special:RandomInCategory/Mamono
What did you do that she is looking at you with broken heart pupils?

>> No.23161779

>>23160623
>off-topic and low quality post

>> No.23161891

>>23161777
>giant ant

She comes home from a long day of work and finds me waiting for her naked on the bed covered in crumbs of food.

>> No.23161899

>>23161777
>Amazoness
I saw a spider and didn't ask for her help.

>> No.23161919

>>23161777
>Scylla
I don't even know what would let her down.

>> No.23161921

>>23161777
>Tanuki
I said that I’d like to keep working in a separate company

>> No.23161932

>>23161777
>Night Gaunt
Stopped tentacle raping her.

>> No.23161944
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>>23160735
smol titty rata better!

>> No.23161965

>>23161777
>Mantis
Best I can come up with is why I never mention her among my favorites

>> No.23161967

>>23161777
>Ushi Oni
Oh god oh fuck what’s happening?

>> No.23161968

>>23161777
>Chimera
moodswing.

>> No.23161976
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>>23161921
>2 weeks later, a hostile takeover
>you're summoned into the boardroom
>you see this

>> No.23161979

>gazer tar pit
this is where your six gazer wives will train you to be the perfect husband so you can pleasure them to the highest degree with your gazer-enslaved cock

>> No.23161985

>>23161976
I see she got her sister involved as well, they always were close

>> No.23162010

>>23161777
>Inari
"Nobody would want to be married to an old hag like you." I lied.

>> No.23162019

>>23161976
If I touch their tails does money come out?

>> No.23162021

>>23161777
>Greenworm
Refuse to take her to a restaurant with an all-you can-eat salad bar.

>> No.23162035

>>23161777
>Baphomet
I said her chest looks like two mosquito bites and a cutting board.

>> No.23162040
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>>23162019
Why don't you try and find out?

>>23161985
Hey, gotta have a lawyer and an accountant in every nook family.

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>>23162010
She knows but is going to have to punish you anyway.

>> No.23162057

>>23161777
>Hellhound
I brought her to court for attempted sexual assault

>> No.23162058

>>23161777
>Shoggoth
I made my own dinner, and refused to use the slime spoon.

>> No.23162100

>>23162040
I can see nuki sisters marrying in pairs for that reason

>> No.23162107

>>23161777
>dhampir
hell if i know, i just stay at home and keep to myself.

>> No.23162161

>>23161777
>High Orc
Told her she'll never get anywhere with a third-rate orc party, and also told her she reeks

>> No.23162171

>>23161979
>six gazer wives
No, that won't work

>> No.23162182

>>23161777
>Girtablilu
Most likely my reaction from seeing a fucking Girtablilu.

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>>23162182
Be nice to Girtablilus.

>> No.23162240

>>23161777
>Myconid
Probably my constant usage of the phrase "lets bounce" in non sexual context.

>> No.23162244

>>23161777
>will-o-the-wisp
Sell my soul to the resident demon lawyer

>> No.23162249

>>23161748
Well they were more based on chickens in myth. Dog kikis were more rare.

>> No.23162270

>>23162240
You know, I always felt like Myconid would make a pretty nice travel companion. Just a cute, curious girl wandering about. Rather soothing.

Not for sexual, of course.

>> No.23162290

>>23161456
How do you avoid that?

>> No.23162294

>>23161777
>Undine
Forming a covenant with her Sylph friend.

>> No.23162300

>>23161777
>Dorome
I told her I wouldn't be long.

>> No.23162313
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>>23162290
You don't, just accept your fate.

>> No.23162319

>>23161777
>Alice
Tell her if she doesn't finish her vegetables she won't get to take a bath with onii-chan.

>> No.23162325

>>23162313
Accept my fate? Even if I struggle, I'm bound to being gangraped by onee-sans?

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>>23162290
How to avoid attention of pretty ladies? Easy, just be yourself.

>> No.23162348

>>23161456
he doesn't consent

>> No.23162358

>>23162345
Chelsea cat is dumb

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>>23162325
>Even if I struggle, I'm bound to being gangraped by onee-sans?
Don't worry they will be gentle probably

>> No.23162367

>>23161456
I want to ask my onee-san for some milk straight from The tap.

>> No.23162371

>>23162359
At least they might be gentle...
How large of a group do they tend to travel in?

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>>23162244
>browsing for porn one day
>see the bicorn cuck site
>let's see what the cuckcorns are schlicking to now
>see a video with only 1 like and thousands of dislikes
>video is of some self insert signing a demon's contract in her office
>the person who left the like also left a comment saying "when you see it"
>look over the video a million times over
>guy and demon looks normal
>contract is just blank printer paper
>nothing wrong with the desk
>nothing outside the wind-
>wait a fucking minute
>enhance.jpg
>there's a will-o-the-wisp peeking her head in by the window
>mfw
>immediately lose my shit
>save it as a webm and start shitposting in the /demon/ threads

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>>23162371
Depends on the species within the group, some are more territorial than the others making groups varying in sizes.
I've just realized how little SFW onee-san pics I have

>> No.23162462

>>23161777
>Yeti
I tell her I hate hugs. This is a lie

>> No.23162475

>>23161777
>ice queen
called her out for being a heartless bitch

>> No.23162483
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>>23162455
I want a harem of Camilla Onee-san monstergirls!

>> No.23162485

>>23162455
It might be possible to evade them if there are only one or two, but if there are a dozen or so, I might as well give up.

>> No.23162486

>>23162462
>"I hate hugs, convince me otherwise"
baited, hook, line, and sinker

>> No.23162488

>>23161777
>Zombie
I'm sorry but I fucking can't stand zombies. They're one of the few monsters that inspire outright revulsion in me.

>> No.23162505

>>23161777
>Elf
Talk about how much I love lithe, petite, elegant girls. Then bring up how much I can't stand arrogance, and prefer humble, submissive girls.

>> No.23162517

>>23161777
>Slime Carrier
Tell her that I could never see a "girl next door" type falling for me.

>> No.23162522

>>23161777
>Chimeara
"all her personalities are shit and bad"

>> No.23162523

>>23161777
>kikimora
Tell how I'm planning to hire a maid, and that I'm leaning towards an automaton from iRobot, the company that makes Roombas.

>> No.23162550

>>23162523
Automata > Kikis > Shogs
Convince me otherwise.

>> No.23162561

i wanna defeat warrior mamonos in honorable combat!

>> No.23162565
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>>23161777
>Mindflayer
I ran away right as her tentacles entered my ears and managed to escape before she could literally fuck my brains out, thank goodness

>> No.23162580

>>23162565
I want to commune with a mindflayer!

>> No.23162593

>>23162561
I want to defeat sneaky mamono in dishonorable combat.

>> No.23162598

>>23162483
Oneesans are for impregnating.

>> No.23162606

>>23162593
now we just need someone who can defeat magic mamono in wizardy combat!

>> No.23162675
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>>23161382
Extra black is fine if she's also extra small.

>> No.23162717

>>23160657
I would feed and give head pats.

>> No.23162731
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May as well post it here. Have a wholesome game of hide and seek.
Runa is a master at the game.

>> No.23162732

>>23161777
>https://monstergirlencyclopedia.fandom.com/wiki/Papillon

Found me after she already grew up.

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>>23162731
i like

>> No.23162749

>>23161777
>Baphomet
Oh god no!
God damn sabbath. I like girls with tits.

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>>23161456
We need lots of onee-san monsters that aren't lewd. Onee-sans are for gentle bullying and occasional cuddling. Since I'm lacking in onee-san appropriate pics, have a ushi instead

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>>23162749
What about sabbath girls with tits?

>> No.23162769

>>23162762
>this whole pic
I'm convinced KC is just drawing up literal fuck machines at this point

>> No.23162788

>>23162731
I want to pick her up by the tail and spank her

>> No.23162792

>>23162731
Tits that great should be illegal
guess that's 'lims for ya

>> No.23162802

>>23162731
Look, a whore

>> No.23162819

>>23162731
>>23161456
Since we are on the topic of onee-sans, I think mari would make a good onee-san

>> No.23162830

>>23162731
Cute tail.

>> No.23162846

>>23162762
Best sabbath. Would cuddle and headpat repeatedly.

>> No.23162856

>>23162769
>what are automatons?

>> No.23162864

>>23162856
automata*

>> No.23162877

Monsters are great and I want to wake up cuddling one on a cool summer morning after a rainstorm.

>> No.23162887

>>23162819
Agreed, probably Illassa too. Powerful succubi in general seem overly eager to help those who are struggling, and meddle in their affairs. And that goes for both men and women.

Deruella takes it to the next level. I'm pretty sure Wilmarina even called her "mom" after her corruption.

>> No.23162901

>>23162762
Only Sabbath I don't like. Nothing about it I like.

>> No.23162903

>>23162877
i wanna lift with a h'orc and snooze together afterwards

>> No.23162921

>>23162901
I agree. I hate oppai lolis and breasts in general. While I prefer non Sabbath related breeds as flat chested lolis, Roppuroto is my favorite sabbath if I would have to choose one.

>> No.23162922

>>23162887
Taken from fallen brides
>"Mo... ther..."
>"My goodness... I'm delighted to hear you call me that" She said, and softly stroked my head, like one might a child of five.
>I would never have been able to honestly accept that caress when I'd been a Hero. Now, however, I could understand the kindness the lady put into that gesture and sense the size of her love. I could never mind such a kind caress, so I squeezed my eyes shut and accepted it.
>"But... all the same, 'mother' is a bit... you know? Please, call me Deruella"
>"Lady... Deruella..."

>> No.23162934

>>23162887
>I'm pretty sure Wilmarina even called her "mom" after her corruption.
If women weren't so vulnerable to brainwashing and DE corruption, she would have called her a shitty thot as she should.

>> No.23162939

>>23162934
t. paladin

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23162952

>Why yes I'm a general of a chaotic radical terrorist army and a trad housewife who is a good cook, how could you tell?

>> No.23162953

>>23162921
Small breasts are fine - and even medium on occasion.
But I can't stand oppai, and I can't stand a rural, agrarian lifestyle.
Ropu is nice. Runya, Shiro, and Kuro are my favorite Sabbaths, with which one is actually on top varying from day to day.

>> No.23162961

>>23162952
>trad
not with a 10 foot pole

>> No.23162964
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23162964

Got a cute commission of my waifu, I really love how she looks in this sweater since it's a lot more simple than her usual outfits.

What sort of casual-clothes does your waifu wear?

>> No.23162969

>small Doppelganger got interested in a man
>wants to check out the transformation in her room before approaching him
>she's really excited to see whether she'll turn into a cute and pretty petite girl, or curvy and seductive lady
>the mirror shows her a tall, scarred, very muscular woman that looks like she could wrestle a bear
>lets out embarrassed and confused awawas that make her sound like a Wendigo

>> No.23162974

>>23162964
Something easy to slip into over her wings. She likes sweaters in the winter.

>> No.23162978

>>23162903
I want to watch bad movies with a werewolf and cuddle on the couch.

>> No.23162992

>>23162901
>>23162921
>>23162953
Thanks guys. You dont have to say this everytime they are brought up though.

>> No.23163004

Well Corona's a pandemic now. Which monster girl would you want to spend time with in self isolation or have nurse you back to health?

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>>23163004
Snek wouldn't let you leave the house even under normal circumstances

>> No.23163030

>>23163004
innawoods with an alraune. comfy and she'll know where all the edible plants are at

>> No.23163085

>>23161456
>tfw no onee-san harem who dotes over me and loves me unconditionally because I’m their precious lil’ brother

>> No.23163096

>>23161777
>cait sith
I’m sorry I’m a dog person.

>> No.23163103

>>23162964
Cute wife!
My Hobgoblin wife would probably wear a sweater with a boob window.

>> No.23163118

>>23161777
>Cancer
I told her I don't date outside of my race

>> No.23163120

>>23163021
Couldn't you just take her with you under normal circumstances?

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23163128

>>23163085
Why are we still here? Just to suffer?

>> No.23163137

>>23162974
Sounds very comfy, and I imagine she'd enjoy getting you to help her out with her wings, even if the shirt was made to be easy to slip on.
>>23163103
Thanks! A boob window or something with lots of cleavage suits a Hobgoblin quite well, as does a sweater. The idea of a sleepy Hobgoblin wearing nothing but a baggy, oversized sweater is very cute I think.

>> No.23163141

>>23162371
>How large of a group do they tend to travel in?
It depends on the species. Most of them are solitary creatures, but some travel in packs like P’Orcs, Wolf girls, and paladin girls.

>> No.23163142

>>23163004
I'd stay with a harem of Khepri, planning our kingdom in seclusion.

>> No.23163144

>>23162675
The struggles of being a babysitter in MGC.

>> No.23163145

>>23163118
Rape is fine though right?

>> No.23163149

>>23163120
Too cold outside

>> No.23163156

>>23163004
Me and my loli Night Gaunt wife would spend almost all of our time deep in a cave or at the bottom of the ocean in the abyss merged together. We wouldn't be around others to be infected in the first place.

>> No.23163174
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>>23163128
Draphs deserve rough fuckings and heavy impregnation.

>> No.23163176

>>23163145
I find such things uncomfortable.

>> No.23163178

>>23163004
Hang out in a log cabin near the mountains with my Owl Mage pal.

>> No.23163183

>>23163004
In all seriousness I feel like if something like this happened with MGs they’d have a legion of Automaton nurses to help those who are sick.

>> No.23163187

>>23161777
>kamaitachi
I completely flat-out ignore the two younger sisters and insist on treating the eldest's cuts myself.

>> No.23163199

>>23163128
Yes. We are. Everyday without a big tiddy MG onee-san is another day I cry myself to sleep at night.

>> No.23163201

>>23163174
All way too short for my tastes.
The ideal height is when she hugs you your face should be smothered by her breasts.

>> No.23163203
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23163203

>>23163004
My wives are essentially part super powerful immune systems and thus i will be fine. Although they are probably going to make me ingest more slime and engage in more slime play.

>> No.23163216
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23163216

>>23163174
Over half those characters could titfuck me standing up holy hell

>> No.23163221
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23163221

>>23163176
Good.

>> No.23163243

>>23163004
Meh I guess I'll die. I just wanted to gently stroke a spade-tail. Oh well.

>> No.23163250

>>23163201
>All way too short for my tastes
Oh well, more for me then.

>> No.23163254
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23163254

>>23163201
Good taste.

>> No.23163259

>>23163004
>tfw have to convince my waifu to stop kidnapping human women for a time

>> No.23163271

>>23163004
I would be living innawoods in a comfy den with my hellhound waifu so it wouldn't affect us

>> No.23163280

>>23163254
I wonder how much money goes into small repairs for the transit systems for stuff like that handle the Oni bent?

>> No.23163287

>>23163259
>tfw have to convince my waifu to stop kidnapping human women for a time
Story time? This gets me interested. What does she do with those women?

>> No.23163297

>>23163280
Self-repairing Memory Metal™️!
Another quality product from GremCo.

>> No.23163298

>>23163221
>Fufufu~ do you want to become a Fox's plaything?

>> No.23163304

>>23163216
Draphs deserve being roughly titfucked and having their tits cover in cum.

>> No.23163322

>>23163297
What will those gremlins think of next?

>> No.23163323
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23163323

>When you get the scoop

>> No.23163331

>>23162964
How much did your commission cost anon?

>> No.23163339
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23163339

>>23163280
They should make them more durable next time.

>> No.23163341

>>23163323
what would a rata do if i said "no comment?"

>> No.23163359

>>23163221
Glowing red eyes is my fetish.

>> No.23163378

>>23160735
No wonder her network gets good ratings.

>> No.23163415
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>>23163287
Unfortunately a writer I am not; it's just one of those things that has come to me when I imagine how my waifu would act, especially in a modern sort of society.
My waifu (Hellhound) is hellbent on making herself an archmage and, barring interventions from myself, tends to get rather unethical with things (from a human perspective). Since she's also a bit of an extremist; the result of this is that she scrys/spies on local women, picks out ones that she senses have some sort of potential, then gates them over to her lab for some good ol monsterization. All in the name of monster magic research, of course.
That she keeps ending up making new friends/associates out of the deal is purely coincidental, she will assure you.

In any case, a Good Girl she is not.

>> No.23163417

>>23163004
I'd live deep in a forest with my Dark Mage wife so it wouldn't affect me anyway.

>> No.23163420

>>23163331
This one was $25 USD.
https://twitter.com/TriggerDex/status/1237144858307035136

>> No.23163446

>>23163378
Maybe I am just old fashioned, but I wouldn't want my wife to be on televison and have people look at her breasts.

>> No.23163453

>>23163339
>the train stops
>they disembark
>gremlin maintenance girl looks at the broken pole
>”Not again! This is the fourth time this week!”

>> No.23163475

>>23161777
>Mandragora
I sign to her that I'm deaf

>> No.23163494

>>23163446
My waifu is in television but her breasts are just part of the show. The biggest attraction to her show is the games she has the contestants play to help them reach the MG they want to be.

>> No.23163502

>>23163323
I had an idea for a story about an inept Rata trying to get the scoop on big stories and failing, that is until her private investigator husband starts snooping around and gets the scoop for her.

>> No.23163531

>>23161777
>Elf
"I'm afraid I'm searching for a more domineering partner."

>> No.23163537

>>23163415
Interesting non the less anon! May i ask how she monsterizes these women? Is it a simple heckwan bite or does she inject raw mamanobana into them?

>> No.23163539

>>23163531
>tell an Elf you like your women more dominant
>the next day she comes back with her Dark Elf cousin and a box of toys to use in the bedroom

>> No.23163544

>>23163539
Someone posted a picture of a regular elf choking someone during sex

Never trust an elf.

>> No.23163549
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>>23163531
Elves need to step it up.

>> No.23163554

>>23162964
My waifu is usually naked

>> No.23163555

>>23163004
I’m sure one of Greilia’s witches can fix me up really quick.

>> No.23163563
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23163563

>ex-paladin anon has just recently married a powerful Greater Demon and moved to her castle in the demon realm
>they're enjoying the newlywed life but anon can't always keep up with her monster lust and is slow to adapt
>she's patient at first but slowly starts to get more and more ravenous
>over time she gets extremely, desperately determined to incubize him
>she puts on all sorts of costumes and scenarios to increase his lust and researches ancient succubus techniques to make him absorb more demonic energy
>he works hard but no matter how hard he tries he can only go a couple times before tapping out
>after a year of him somehow staying human, she finally snaps
>she ties him down and viciously rapes him in a demonic frenzy for an entire calendar month
>after 30 straight days of magically enhanced 16-hour sessions he's STILL human
>she almost wants to cry when she realizes she's not pregnant yet either
>he kisses her and tells her it's alright, he can make up for it with how much he loves her
>she just sniffles and snuggles him while he strokes her hair and tells her how many kids they'll have
>"Stupid cute church boy..."

>> No.23163577

>>23163549
Gonna breed that elf

>> No.23163584
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>>23163323
little scoop! little spoon

>> No.23163596
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23163596

>>23163323
When you ask about scoops and Selkie-san gives you rocky road

>> No.23163603

>>23163537
It's mostly not a simple bite because they're usually picked on account of their potential or predisposition for some species. Unless they'd make a good Hellhound, of course.
No, her methods are a lot more ritual-esque, specially constructed to ensure the girl ends up as the target species. The process is arguably more enjoyable for the girl than a bite as well (even a monster bite), if more complex and requiring setup time.

For some reason, a slight handful of the rituals end up with the girl developing black sclera on an otherwise normal species with their usual disposition. This confuses hellwife to no end.

>> No.23163616

>>23162964
My loli Night Gaunt waifu pretty much only wears my slime.

>> No.23163632

>>23163603
Sounds nice and hot!
Perhaps the clack sclera represent the women becoming an extremist?

>> No.23163687

>>23163632
It’s kinda hard to say, once all is said and done the girls are free to go on their way and do as they please, although most stay in close contact with their “patron,” so to speak. Getting used to monster instincts can be a challenge after all.
If they do lean extremist we might never know for sure; the sample size is tiny!

>> No.23163705

>>23163420
Thanks for the link. Commissioning art of my waifu is very tempting but I need to think about it.

>> No.23163723

>>23160657
Only because I don't have the time, money, and maturity to take her in. Also because I'd probably end up in prison if I did.

>> No.23163737

>>23163705
Good luck! It's nice to do, but a little scary at first.

>> No.23163747

>>23161777
>inari
I accidentally admitted that I prefer fluffy wolf tails

>> No.23163758

>>23163723
You could just go to your local Sabbath church. They have programs there to help struggling big brothers.

>> No.23163767

>>23163141
>ywn be pursued and eventually reverse gangraped by a former-heroine Dark Valkyrie and her party of a Paladin Slime Carrier, a Dark Priest, a Dark Mage, her Golem assistant, and a Ranger who got monsterized into a Jubjub

>> No.23163795

>>23163705
You can do it anon. I was worried almost to death about commissions at first too but I've got 30+ now and it feels natural.

>> No.23163797

>>23163221
Why is she looking at me like that?

>> No.23163799

>>23160657
I can't trust mamono lolis.

>> No.23163803

i want a monster that loves taking shit from 0 and cranks it up to a 100 real quickly

>> No.23163806

>>23163216
Remember Baphomets are short enough to give Standing blowjobs. Paizuri height and blowjob height are optimal for short monster girls.

>> No.23163819

>cuddlescouts

>> No.23163826

>>23163446
I may be weird but I'm totally fine with people seeing my wife nude I'd be kind of turned on by people being attracted to her but being able to say she's exclusively mine.

>> No.23163842
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>>23163806
>Remember Baphomets are short enough to give Standing blowjobs
I want this so bad

>> No.23163870
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>>23163819
Snuggle Scouts here to save the day!

>> No.23163882
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>>23163803
Get yourself an extremely lazy ancient evil. Or better yet DON'T

>> No.23163883

>>23163842
https://monstergirlencyclopedia.fandom.com/wiki/Monster_Girl_Encyclopedia_World_Guide_III:_Sabbath_Grimoire#Schematic.21_Here_is_Where_Baphomet_is_Amazing.21_.28p180.29
>[Baphomet Mouth] A small mouth is an organ to resupply magic power. Thanks to their small height Baphomet's mouths are at just the right height to take in onii-chan! They are even good at chanting while devouring onii-chan
I really need this too, I need to commission it next time I do a round of lewds.

>> No.23163901

>>23163883
>they are even good at chanting while devouring onii-chan
I bet that feels really good on your dick with her mouth and tongue moving about trying to speak

>> No.23163904

>>23163882
Who is this?

>> No.23163913

>>23163882
I want a lazy ancient evil who I can stop her plotting simply by showing her my cock.

>> No.23163933
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23163933

>>23163883
>Forgetting the picture

>> No.23163966

>>23163933
I forgot to remember to forget.

>> No.23163979

I don't think a Baph could seduce me.

>> No.23163984

>>23163933
I want to jerk myself off with marunes mouth!

>> No.23163987

which species would you use to make a touhou game?
it has to be species that haven't been done before. it can double dealing character 2.0 if you like

>> No.23163992

>>23163979
more for me

>> No.23164018

>>23163987
Stage 1: Rusalka
Stage 2: Samodiva
Stage 3: Vodnik
Stage 4: Skarbnik
Stage 5: Striga
Stage 6: Leshy
Extra Stage: Baba Yaga

>> No.23164033

>>23163870
>>23163819
>"Don't worry Yuki-chan! We'll have him out in a jiffy!"
>"Oh goodness, oh goodness, oh goodness, I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry, I'm so-"
>"Awawa miss whitehorn miss whitehorn, come come..."

>> No.23164035

>>23163987
dragon theme
Stage 1: Sea Dragon
Stage 2: Earth Dragon
Stage 3: Wind Dragon
Stage 4: Metal Dragon
Stage 5: Fire Dragon
Final Stage: Dark Dragon
EX Stage: Light Dragon
Phantasm Stage: Electric Dragon
Overdrive Stage: Yamata no Orochi

>> No.23164041

>>23163494
Gameshow Lilim! Its good to see you are still around friend! Your wife is a spectacular lady!

>> No.23164063

What sort of pajamas would a lich wear? I'm thinking it would be something very fluffy, like a weresheep-styled onesie.

>> No.23164072
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>> No.23164074

>>23164063
Undead don't need sleep

>> No.23164086

>>23164074
Doesn't mean they can't be comfy.

>> No.23164105

>>23164072
Comfy

>> No.23164135

>>23163723
Single men that adopt a young monstergirl would probably get ample monetary support.

>> No.23164161

Is Hellhound the best pick for a weak, scaredy guy with anxiety that's only calm with his girlfriend/wife?

>> No.23164162

>>23164072

why did the hellhound skip leg day

>> No.23164170
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23164170

Would you, could you, with a fox?

>> No.23164176

>>23163806
Jokes on them, I'm a manlet so no standing blowjobs for me.

>> No.23164177

>>23164161
Perfect.

>> No.23164180

>>23164170
Yes.

>> No.23164181

>>23164161
Nah.

>> No.23164195

>>23164170
Nah, I'd be her friend though.

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>>23164170

I like my foxies a little more aged

>> No.23164244

>>23164161
I'd probably rather be with a dragon as a weak, scaredy guy with anxiety.

>> No.23164249

https://files.catbox.moe/zt7kgf.png
Today's Koikatsu lewd, Anubis and Ochimusha threesome, pleasure ignore the unfortunate hair clip

>> No.23164250
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23164250

>>23164204
I could go further.
>>23164181
What's a better choice?

>> No.23164253

>>23164176
It's fine, a woman's place is on her knees anyway

>> No.23164270

>>23164204
Best taste

>> No.23164272

>>23164161
I feel like I'd get along alright with a bunyip. They're arguably more of a mess than me.

>> No.23164299

>>23164170
shrine maiden told me they're no good

>> No.23164304

>>23164250
>What's a better choice?
I would say a kiki, valk, or any monster that is willing to both comfort the man, as well as help them improve. I have a feeling that a hellhound may reinforce the behavior, rather than solving it.

>> No.23164310

>>23164304
>I have a feeling that a hellhound may reinforce the behavior, rather than solving it.
Is that a problem?

>> No.23164312

>>23164170
i've seen sticks with more curves. nice tail though

>> No.23164316

>>23164310
Yessum.

>> No.23164318
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23164318

New picture of my wives!

>> No.23164321

>>23164161
consider ochimusha

>> No.23164341

>>23164318
Very nice! I have been having troubles on what monster I could see myself with, but I will always have a spot for H'orcs.

>> No.23164343

>>23164318
Damn, that's quite the position they're in! Very cute and sexy waifus.

>> No.23164350

>>23164318
>Freckle h'orc
Please tell me there's a nsfw version

>> No.23164355

>>23164350
Not this time. But you'll be seeing more of her in the future.

>> No.23164357

>>23164250
>What's a better choice?
Probably some gentle and non-degenerate ones like Inari or Cupid.

>> No.23164363

>>23164318
Wonderful! Look at those pre-musked maidens! Their workout is your gain, and the gains look good!

>> No.23164377

>>23164341
They're great girls!
>>23164343
Thanks!

>> No.23164416

>>23164161
What about for a guy who has difficulty emoting, connecting to anything, gets uncomfortable with most physical contact, and is distrustful in general?

>> No.23164424

>>23164318
Imagine the musk

>> No.23164428

>>23164416
throw them all in the snake pit and let god sort it out.

>> No.23164442

>>23164428
I wouldn't mind some of the snakegirls, actually.

>> No.23164463

>>23164318
Nice ref
https://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=533098&tags=sawaragi

>> No.23164478

What is a human boy to do when his momster keeps sending him nudes all day while he's at school?

>> No.23164483
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23164483

>>23164478
Find his childhood friend and breed her instead

>> No.23164516

>>23164483
Plump gazers are best gazers.

>> No.23164521

>>23164516
I like them small. Same with Rata

>> No.23164530

>>23164478
Why distract him at school when she can show him the real thing at home?

>> No.23164532

I prefer people-sized fairies.

>> No.23164541

>>23164532
we call those titanias

>> No.23164544

>>23164530
She's making sure he's all fired up for when he gets home. They can get straight to making sisters/daughters.

>> No.23164553

>>23164541
But I want the fairies that follow titanias around to also be the same size.

>> No.23164557

My Dear Wife is definitely trying out different looks for her beachwear with all this weather getting warmer! Do you prefer your own dear wives to have simple barely there bikinis, or elaborate yet no-less-sexy impossible-clothes swimsuits?

>> No.23164558

>>23164557
I like the ones with gloves and thighighs, even if I don't fully comprehend it.

>> No.23164568

>>23164558
Its refined, isn't it? And more space for that delicious slight skindentation while they're standing!

>> No.23164579

Would a loli monster want to bail out if my only condition for going out with her is an age swap spell? I suppose Sabbath membership makes a difference.

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23164584

>>23164557
Say hatterfag, what are your wife's thoughts on black tea ?

>> No.23164587

>>23164557
I don't really think about swimwear. I forget swimming is a thing sometimes.

>> No.23164591

>>23164553
i'll take barbie sized

>> No.23164599

>>23164584
Earl grey is best

>> No.23164600

>>23164557
The latter. Lots of strings, rings and other things that make you say "How has her curves not destroyed that yet?" Perfectly designed for "ease of access", of course.

>> No.23164608

>>23164584
Pesky Cheshire! She would certainly enjoy having lots of it were we to visit the Mist Continent! She may even really get in character and form a sexy cheongsam to wear and make her hair black! Her usual preference is something akin to Hibiscus or Darjeeling- special brewed, of course!
>>23164587
In truth I'm not sure how my Dear Wife would fare fully submerged in water! Moisture yes, but she'd be much more of a boat-dock or beach babe!

>> No.23164610

>>23164483
Not exercising your eye stalks means they'll get fat!

>> No.23164614

>>23164600
Delightful! Your dear wife understands the immense value of presentation! The best candies have the best wrappers, after all!

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>> No.23164623

>>23164599
uh, based

>> No.23164625

>>23164584
Rooibos is best tea.

>>23164608
I even forget about beaches and swimsuits pretty often.

>> No.23164630

>>23164619
>"OI FUGGEN GOT EM, DIS IS DA ONE"

>> No.23164632

>>23164614
To be expected of a Fallen God devotee to make sure that every article in her wardrobe can incite desire and does not hinder what comes next.

>> No.23164644

>>23164632
Pandemonium is a fantastic place! It would be a regular spot to go for long lewd trysts outside of time! Outside of time, lewd trysts would be regularly at a fantastic place like Pandemonium! Pandemonium is a fantastic place! It would be a regular spot to go for long lewd trysts outside of time! Outside of time, lewd trysts would be regularly at a fantastic place like Pandemonium!

Etcetera, etcetera!

>> No.23164648

>>23164557
When the times get warm, my succu wife likes to tease by only covering herself with the "convenient censor fog" spell.

>> No.23164656

>>23164625
Rooibos is nice, but doesn't count as a tea.

>> No.23164660

>>23164648
That's a moderately high level spell anon! It may seem simple when she's standing still, but if she were to be moving it's got a lot of area to keep track of!

>> No.23164679

i wanna take over an orc tribe

>> No.23164692

>>23164679
i wanna take over a fish tribe

>> No.23164711

>>23164692
which kind of fish?

>> No.23164723
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23164723

>>23164711

>> No.23164731

>>23164723
patrician taste

>> No.23164735

>>23164723
that fish is a cute fish! it doesn't deserve to have it's race be put to shame. instead it needs men so their tribe will evolve into a civilization just like the Deep Ones!

>> No.23164744

>>23164723
Every day until she likes it!

>> No.23164765

>>23164679
I wish to conquer a shogunate, take my claim of its women, and establish myself as daimyo.

>> No.23164792
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23164792

What are the best monster girl porn sites?

I like thump for their bunny girl femdom and beast girl compilations, and ORKED.com is a new guilty pleasure.

>> No.23164805

>>23164792
I prefer to ERP with shut-in mamono. Although, I think I keep running into a bot. And I've been hearing some strange mechanical noises outside my house lately.

>> No.23164827

Tea is good for the soul

>> No.23164846

i wish we got 1000 species instead of 217 species

>> No.23164859

>>23164846
Yeah I mean look how well that worked for pokemon.
It's not like 3/4 of them are either forgotten or irrelevant.

>> No.23164862

>>23164792
Everyone goes to HugHub

>> No.23164865

>>23164846
Ok
>Artic Dormice
>Desert Dormice
>Mountains Dormice
Repeat for every kind of species, enjoy your new 4000 MG rooster

>> No.23164866

>>23164827
coffee is good for the brain

>> No.23164868

>>23164862
Shh

>> No.23164871

>>23164865
>regional variants
save that for the regional encyclopedia, not the main encyclopedia

>> No.23164881

>>23164871
Hey, they are different species you uncultured swine
This is why we don’t have the portals yet

>> No.23164887

>>23164881
but none of them appeal to my rape fetish

>> No.23164895

>>23164887
Rape can come in different flavors, like the Thundra Ocelomeh who rape their partner in caves, echoes to whoever comes close!

>> No.23164903

>>23164859
that's because they find them uninteresting. mamono are interesting, so it's good

>> No.23164936
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23164936

>>23164483
What'chu thinking about back eye?

>Souls

>> No.23164945
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23164945

>>23164862
SNUGGED

>> No.23164955

>>23164792
HOUNDED has gotten quite popular.

>> No.23164961

>>23164792
Where does one go to cam with a mamono?

>> No.23164973

>>23164961
Look for shady male actor advertisements.

>> No.23164990

>be haremfag
>know for sure your waifu is degenerate enough to be okay with, if not encourage, you having multiple wives with her as head wife
>not sure what the group dynamic would be like, and what the other members would be
I have a feeling at least one would be an ex-paladin.

>> No.23164999

bros, i can't draw porn. i keep trying to fight the urge to masturbate from the references, i'm using to draw, but it's all hindering me from drawing mamono lewds, what do i do

>> No.23165003

>>23164999
Grow up, goddamn. If even artistic nude poses are giving you a compulsion to masturbate you have a problem.

>> No.23165011

>>23164999
masturbate harder. Get it all out of your system. Its the same with fapping while writing. If that doesn't work you should then just start learning how to fap'n draw.

>> No.23165040

>>23164990
Not a haremfag but I realized that my waifu would have a team of mummies under her direct control. Without realizing it I've started giving them personalities and unique appearances. I want to stay true to my waifu but she has some really cute girls working for her and with her personality she'd be open to making them mistresses so long as she remains in charge. What should I do?

>> No.23165043

>>23161777
>Werecat
I asked her if she wanted it inside or outside and she couldn't decide.

>> No.23165048

>>23165040
Lay back and let it happen. You can do some pretty lewd stuff with an extra girl or two.

>> No.23165051
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23165051

>OOOORRRAAAAA!

>> No.23165057

>>23165051
i'd be really scared shitless if i were in a middle of a pit between hundreds of rough and tough giga-monsters, out in the middle of the wastelands.

>> No.23165058

>>23165051
Megabuff monstergirls wrestling is quite an exhilarating show!

>> No.23165063
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>>23164945
>SNUGGED.com front page
>scrawny fuckboy gets powersnuggled by huge yeti milf HD
>surprise hug compilation 2020
>extreme bunyip coiling feat. Miss Down Under
>-POV- thick panda seduces you and heals your soul
>advanced group cuddling tutorial
>ads for weighted blankets and heated dakimakura

>> No.23165064

>>23165051
Wish I had a witch/familiar fusion to powerbomb me.

>> No.23165065

>>23164999
If this isn't an exaggeration for comedic purposes then you might have an actual addiction to pornography/masturbation

>> No.23165071

>>23165063
>hugging IN PUBLIC

>> No.23165078

>>23164955
Those Hellhound dungeon clips are a bit much for me, would recommend searching for 'werewolf full moon amateur' though.

>> No.23165090
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23165090

>>23165071
>hot and heavy closeups of a yeti and her bf snuggling on a park bench
>handholding is censored in all regions except pandemonium
>reuploaded multiple times after false reports
>comments all say DELETE THIS

>> No.23165096

>>23162887
>Illassa is a good anything
Sorry but oneesans dont whip their otoutos. Druella beats her out by a mile

Also
>You will never wander into the base camp of the extremists.
>Starving after wandering in the woods for days you won't sneak into their supply tent.
>dont even think about getting spotted by some guards on patrol and dragged before the general with tears in your eyes as druella looks you up in down.
>You can bet your ass she wont be horrified as she looks over your emaciated frame and ordering that you be brought food and water.
>You're not going to scarf down food while she just sits there straight faced.
>She wont even bother to inquire about you or how you ended up here.
>You wont murmer something about bandits and how they razed your village.
>she's not going to silently nod and order a few of her troops to go investigate the area.
>The area wont be quietly relieved of its bandit problems.
>You will never become druellas protege/otouto and serve as the poster boy for the extremists.
>You will never be spoiled by an entire army of oneesans big and small.

Freindly reminder that steelims are trash.

>> No.23165102

>>23165057
Best to just stay out of the way.

When one Monster has you cornered, another will challenge her and you can use the distraction to escape.

>> No.23165120

>>23161777
>Arch imp
I'm really not into loli. Like at all. Sorry sis

>> No.23165122

>>23164990
I know that feeling. I've finally started establishing a sort of stable awareness of part of my harem.

>> No.23165127

>>23161777
>Beelzebub
I barely have enough food for myself, sorry.

>> No.23165141

>>23165096
Nah, Selene and Viccy are good

>> No.23165145

Is it normal to feel like you don't appreciate your own commission as much as you should, because you're overly critical about small things that only you would notice? Just small things that you had asked for a revision on, it's better than it was, but you just can't unsee it.

>> No.23165148

>>23164792
SCHOOLED

>>23165145
So, like getting angry at details that you didn’t asked, weren’t corrected and that you can’t change after it was finished? You paid for it, you can get as much angry as you want

>> No.23165149

>>23164792
>looking up mamono porn
>not finding and chatting with NEET mamono
>not exchanging lewd pictures and messages with hikki mamono
>not building a harem via the internet, then pooling your resources to all move in together and have one big, comfy, happy, reclusive family

>> No.23165157

>>23165148
No, stuff I had asked for revisions on, and they did it, but I'm just unsure about what would look better, and I don't want to be a massive pain in the ass about being like "I don't like this part, but i dont know what would look better"

>> No.23165165

>>23165157
>>23165148
*i asked for a revision, revision looked better, but still flawed

>> No.23165173
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23165173

>>23165149
>he doesn't realize solo videos double as dating profiles and harem adverts
>he doesn't know that when he has a wife she'll want to show him off too

>> No.23165174
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>>23165051
High level zones are scary places! Full of rare and powerful Monsters!

>> No.23165175

So other than market places to buy illegal aphrodisiacs and shota porn, whats on the monstergirl darkweb?

Cus I like to think there's a forum out there where mgs might "sell" info about their husbands to others so they can masturbate to them getting raped. Itd probably be super popular among less popular species to ensure they can compete with all the foxfus and hotdogs in terms of population size.

>> No.23165177

i wish KC gave gremlin some hairy animal limbs or something. she looks like a human child with cat ears and and an imp-midna grin to me

>> No.23165179

>>23165175
Snuff films and yaoi.

>> No.23165181

>>23165157
I think that's somewhat normal anon! I'm getting my first commission of my Dear Hatter Wife, and the first sketch that I got back of her looked great, but her thighs were kinda ridiculously big- and I think I've made it clear how much I like bigness, so that's saying something! Really, it was more that the proportions were just off. However, I spoke with the artist, did some photoshop editing to just quickly show more of what I was looking for, and the piece I got back looked great and much more in line, and I confirmed it going forward.
...However, now there is a slight part of me that sometimes looks at that original sketch and thinks 'But hold on though that's thiiiick though...'! I went back and forth on it for a few days, but after getting over the initial overall excitement, I think I've landed in a pretty good and eager/excited place for what we went forward with. Inevitably, unless you learn to draw yourself, nothing will probably ever look perfect compared to whats in your mind's eye, but I would reason that's part of the fun is seeing how different artists take what you give them and seeing how they do it in their own style!

>> No.23165188

>>23165148
>SCHOOLED
Sounds like a site where you watch live videos of lonely older Hakutaku masturbating and Crow Tengu reading lewd fiction.

>> No.23165190
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23165190

>"Come, husband, it's bed time."
>"But it's noon?"
>"Yes it is."

>> No.23165196

>>23165173
>just as planned

>> No.23165203

>>23165190
this is fine by me.

>> No.23165205

>>23161777
>Atlach-Nacha
I threw a harsh and nasty retort at her:
___________________no u______________________________

>> No.23165206

>>23165181
>Inevitably, unless you learn to draw yourself, nothing will probably ever look perfect compared to whats in your mind's eye

This is why I am learning to draw. I am really autistic about small details and would prefer to be able to do everything myself.

>> No.23165207

>>23165190
I thought they were already nocturnal.

>> No.23165211

>>23165190
It's called a siesta, honey.

>> No.23165217

>>23164792
SabbathTV
premium loli porn, can't miss it.
the best kind of videos on there are fathers getting raped by their neglected daughterus, celebrity lesbian sex videos staring some baphos, and daddy-daughter pornstars getting some action with each other. let's not forget the pregnancy announcement videos where loli tells her fans that her daddy got her pregnant and how happy and appreciative she is of her fanbase for supporting her throughout the years. also leaked sabbath black mass videos.

>> No.23165229

>>23165205
I wonder how an Atlach-Nacha would react to me being pretty well unfazed by her insults.

>> No.23165233

>>23161777
>Merrow
She saw how afraid I was to get into the water, how cold I was, even on the warm beach, and how lonely and disconnected I seemed compared to everyone else at the beach.

>> No.23165243
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23165243

Messy kitty.

>> No.23165255
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23165255

>>23164063

>> No.23165258

>>23165243
id make this loli cat even more messy

>> No.23165265

What monster would gove you the cleanest, least-gross looking sex

>> No.23165272

>>23165265
Alcohol Slime is completely free of contaminants!

>> No.23165276
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>>23165265
define "least gross looking sex" and "gove"
but, probably alice, it's only as lewd and gross as you make it

>> No.23165283

Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, remember that cheshires, for all their smug, can still be creepy due to that glowing eye thing cats do in the dark.
It means she's watching.

>> No.23165284

>>23165276
I won't be tempted by this Alice. I won't be tempted by this Alice and her perfect little body. I won't be tempted by this Alice and her cute little face and her perfect blonde hair and her cute little horns and I won't be tempted, damn it!

>> No.23165292

>>23165284
Cunny always wins anon.

>> No.23165293

Bully all monster girls to tears and make a slime made from the tears.

>> No.23165294

>>23165283
Good night naked weirdo!

>> No.23165295

I want to help repopulate the snow elves!

>> No.23165299

>>23165292
I won't be tempted by her tight little cunny, either! No matter how good it probably feels or tastes!
Plus, I have a massive fetish for hairy pussy, and lolis can't have that, can they?

>> No.23165305

>>23165293
>black banshee tears form into a little dark slime that needs constant affection
>she follows you around, hanging onto your sleeve and hoping you'll pick her up

hnng

>> No.23165306

Which monster girl would be the best for futadom?

>> No.23165309

>>23165293
careful that slime doesn't bully you

>> No.23165312
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>>23165295
You mustn't!

>> No.23165315

>>23165294
Only suit one should sleep in is a birthday suit.

>> No.23165316

>>23165305
At first I thought you said "blank banshee", and now I'm wondering which mamono would like vaporwave the most.

>> No.23165322

>tfw no monster daughter to torture with bad dad puns.

>> No.23165323

>tfw can’t decide on a hairstyle for my first waifu commission

>> No.23165327

>>23165316
Automanee remembers the good ol' days.

>> No.23165328

>>23165312
I must! Only one left still lives and it is my duty to help her grow her race from the brink!

>> No.23165334
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>>23165323
What species? She can always change her hairstyle in the future and when in doubt you can just have it hanging loose and say she let her hair down that day.

>> No.23165341

>>23165334
Tsurara-onna. I really like the ponytail but I don’t want her to look exactly like the profile one. Maybe some variation of the ponytail?

>> No.23165358
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23165358

>>23165341
>tsurara
Nice nice, top tier design.

The spiky ponytail is pretty distinct and plays into the icicle motif, maybe something like a much longer ponytail with icicles on the tips would suit her.

>> No.23165363

>>23165358
A longer ponytail sounds neat. I think she might have some blue streaks in her hair too. And no eyepatch, so maybe those icicle bits on the standard one could be moved back to like a headband or something. Or maybe it can even be replaced by like a flower made of ice.

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>>23165363
>blue streaks
maybe a line of ice running along the ponytail that forms a point at the end
>ice flower
Could be what's holding her hair in place, like one of those fancy Japanese style combs or hair chopsticks with the flower decoration.

Tsurara are very stylish as they are though, i can see why it's hard to make changes.

>> No.23165386

>>23165374
I totally forgot those combs were a thing. I really like the idea of having the ice flower on the comb.
But yeah, it’s hard coming up with a waifu design when the base profile is stylish as it is. Not really sure if I want to change the kimono up.

>> No.23165397

>>23164018
>Rusalka
Wakasagihime is already that, isn't she?

>> No.23165411

>>23165386
A different style of kimono might be nice. Maybe a more long, conservative one like yuki-onna and inari wear, or one with soft, billowy samurai pants like an ochimusha depending on how tomboy you want to go. A fur shawl or scarf over the shoulders is also a common winter accessory with kimono.

>> No.23165419

>Shirokuto sabbath has to have all uniforms handled by external Craftsman because they just wore uncute junk robes and rags
Other Sabbaths can't compete

>> No.23165435

>>23165419
Counterpoint: I can't think of anything comfier than Runya Sabbath.

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23165452

>>23160523
How or what do you think Fire Emblem Three Houses Crests be in like in MGE?

What do you think the Sabbath and Demon Realm people find use of with Three Houses Crests?

>> No.23165458

>>23165452
I'd be more interested in the effects of Holy Blood, a la the Jugdral duology. Would it be possible to develop a new strain of Holy Blood, for instance, by performing a bloodrite with a sufficiently powerful dragon mamono? What would Holy Blood from a Jabberwock be like?
And what would a mamonofied Loptyr be like?

>> No.23165502

>>23164792
Do cursed swords have one where they get HILTED, POLISHED?

>> No.23165507
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23165507

>>23165502
>Nukenai Seiken-chan

>> No.23165521
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>>23165386
Also try looking at fanart, it might give you some inspiration and make you think about a certain look you didn't think about
>tfw no CC office tsurara

>> No.23165523

>>23165507
>he didn't bang the muscle pharaoh
I mean, I know that's his character and all, but it still irks me.

>> No.23165544

>>23165502
Sharpgirls.net seems to cover most of the bases. Now you can even watch sharpening and smithing streams live from the forge. Not to be confused with the defunct pointy-sluts forums and sheathme.com.

>> No.23165565

>>23165544
And now I wanna whetstone a cursed sword into a screaming aheago

>> No.23165574
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23165574

I'm extremely exhausted from project in university.
But I got new art of my wive that gonna heal me up instantly!

What do you think of my harem wive?

>> No.23165575
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23165575

>>23165544
>>23165565
>First sharpening LIVE

>> No.23165579

>>23165574
Cute, ponytail looks really good on that automaton.

>> No.23165606
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23165606

>>23165574
>harem

ew

>> No.23165617

>>23165606
I want to have a harem though. I could love about a million girls

>> No.23165625
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23165625

>>23165565
>pornographic documentary-style series about a master blacksmith with a cursed sword harem
>goes through the process of polishing and oiling all of his girls every day until they shine after training
>once a week he hand-sharpens and hones them to a razor's edge
>half the time they're screaming and drooling with their eyes rolled back, can barely move after
>in the finale he monsterizes and adds a chipped, dull old falchion to his harem
>the face she makes when he brings out the meteorite whetstone and enchanted oil

>> No.23165668

>>23165575
magic caster stat stick

>> No.23165669

>>23165617
I want to love a million girls... but only physically.
Which scenario-wise I guess consigns me to a life in the icky cellar as the progenitor stud-slut of a devil bug infestation.
I do not resile from this fate.

>> No.23165680
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23165680

What sorts of places have you been ravaging your wife? We've been doing it in the nearby botanical garden recently to spice things up. I'm scared of getting caught, but I think that excites her.

>> No.23165689
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23165689

>>23165680
E V E R Y W H E R E

>> No.23165699

>>23165669
Broodfather!

>> No.23165772

>>23165680
Foreplay in the hot tub, the rest on the floor or in the woods out back if it's warm enough. As god intended.

>> No.23165799

>>23165071
>Ushi-Oni and husband
>at a public park
>5 solid hours of finger interlocked hand holding
>hugging and whispering in each other’s ears how much they love each other

>> No.23165933

>>23165574
Harem life is good, cute girls anon.

>> No.23166060
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23166060

>Honeeeey, are you trying to run again? I already told you that's no good! I'm still thirsty for more of your love. Here, this collar oughta hold your cute little slimy butt in place, I'll make this quick, promise! *slurp*

>> No.23166174

>>23166060
>Honey, it's 4 PM, time for your pelvis flattening~

>> No.23166206
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23166206

>>23166174
>yes honey...

>> No.23166317
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23166317

>>23165669
Comrade human, consider please Giant Ant settlement in Chitograd. Glorious premier Queen Ant nationalise penis, so many workers enjoy you and vice-versa! You good job in stress-relief banya, much nicer than smelly devil bug cellar. Each human penis schedule devised down to the minute to maximum efficiency and worker ant happiness. Work hard, put hips into it, you receive many promotion, maybe Deputy Chief Morale Officer one day, da? And all workers sterile, so no children to responsibility!
You perhaps hear that cyka blyat ant arachnae is problem, steal man and rape for days with no ration? Is all propaganda of filthy capitalist tanuki pig-dogs. Chitograd very safe for human, even. Come see!

>> No.23166497

>>23165419
Ropu uniforms are very well made and are even infused with magic

>> No.23166518

>>23166206
The thumbnail made me think it's an insect by his side with a pair of red compound eyes. Disappointed.

>> No.23166722
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23166722

Watching WWE with houndwife and having to calm her down when she gets too into it believing completely that it's all real thinking their lives are in danger

>> No.23166788

>>23161777
>Gazer
>"Telling her that Monoeyes are shit Mamono."

>> No.23166816

>>23166317
Tetris theme intensifies

>> No.23166907

>tfw no sandworm waifu to act as a living bunker to protect you from coronavirus

>> No.23166970

>>23166722
Do you make fun of her for crying at chick flicks too because they're not real?
>>23166907
That's actually pretty clever.

>> No.23166974

>>23166722
>Hellhound smashing your face between her large breasts
>You're looking up at her face
>She's panting
>Her tongue out
>She drools her sweet, hot saliva into your mouth

>> No.23167018
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23167018

>>23166974
>"Smash it harder you infernal slut" and get railed by her all night
If I'm getting hounded I'm going all in

>> No.23167022

>>23164619
>”At long last, I finally have the full list of Anon’s fetishes!”
>”Handholding?”
>”Wedding dresses?”
>”Missionary position with the sole purpose of procreation?”
>”That’s pretty fucked up Anon...”
>”But I’ll gladly accept you and your degenerate fetishes Anon.”

>> No.23167038

>>23166974
Tastes like Tabasco...

>> No.23167096

>>23166970
No, I love that innocent aspect about her, and the best way to console is through cuddles and hard fucking after

>> No.23167170

Water is imporatant
Marry a undine
infinite water

>> No.23167179
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23167179

>>23167170
'kay

>> No.23167186
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23167186

>>23167170
INFINITY WATER + DRAGON

>> No.23167253

>>23166206
Can I have the full picture and source please?

>> No.23167254

>>23167170
Annoying an Undine by calling it "wourder"

>> No.23167310

>>23161777
>Family Index
Ok...so...how bad is it?

>> No.23167331

>>23165063
>Click on the Advanced Group Cuddling tutorial
>"Thank you for registering, your cuddling session is scheduled for [today's date]"
>Panic clicking back button does nothing
>Within 30 minutes there's a loud knock at the door
>3 drowsy Yetis are outside - one shortstack, one average sized fit Yeti with tomboy hair, and one tall Yeti with long fluffy hair and even fluffier paws
>the tall Yeti lets out a big yawn and steps forward inside
>"We're going to be your instructors today, please lie down and we can begin the lesson"

>> No.23167397
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23167397

You walk into that new coffee shop and you're greeted by this snek
>Irasshai, boya
What do you do?

>> No.23167405

>>23167397
Pepperment tea with lemon juice and 4 sugars please

>> No.23167439

>>23167397
order something and leave after i pay

>> No.23167442

>>23167397
Order the ‘snake charmer’s special’ of course!

>> No.23167571 [SPOILER] 
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>>23165177
KC's designs draw from all manner of influences

>> No.23167574

>>23167397
Same thing as always, I order a large black coffee and drink it while staring at my phone praying that nobody notices how awkward I am.

>> No.23167580

>>23167574
Oh hi Tomoko

>> No.23167630

>>23165358
>>23165374
A delicate ice flower in hair instead of the spiked eyepatch would be pretty.

I wonder how the profile Tsurara-Onna would look like with her hair down. I wonder how she would look like as a flat loli with wide hips and thick thighs

>> No.23167757

>>23167630
I personally prefer the Tsurara to evoke the image of a warrior, considering the vicious nature described in the profile. I imagine them sadistically attacking unprepared travellers in the mountains, piercing them with icicles and leaving them shivering for warmth and easy prey for other monstergirls.

Would an Eros Tsurara work? A hard-boiled cupid wannabe. Or maybe the other girls consider her a Santa-like Onee-san figure, and hope she brings them a man someday.

>> No.23167832

>>23167757
I feel like "warrior" isn't an accurate descriptor, but they aren't really a ninja or sorceress type either. The profile picture makes them look beautiful and elegant but also at the same time very threatening, giving more of an impression of a purely supernatural creature than a human profession/character class. Maybe it feels more like a "fierce semen demon" -look, like a japanese-flavoured Succubus or Demon.

>> No.23167851
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Uwaahhh! It's spring!

>> No.23167872

>>23167571
what's this and why does it relate to gremlins?

>> No.23167875

>>23164557
Old timey 30’s bathing suit!

>> No.23167882

>>23164608
You know what they say about mushrooms getting waterlogged

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>>23167253

>> No.23167944

>>23167943
If the dude was wearing a collar this would be just perfect.

>> No.23167980

>>23167872
Weird cat-eared scientist with an enormous ego and the body of a young girl.

>> No.23167998

>>23167832
Thats actually a better way of putting it. I like the more supernatural interpretations of the girls, especially the Yokai races.

>> No.23168013

>>23167851
Spring cleaning!

>> No.23168130

>>23167022
i hope hand webbing isn't a problem for interlocking during handholding

>> No.23168135

>>23167757
>sadistically attacking unprepared travellers in the mountains, piercing them with icicles and leaving them shivering for warmth and easy prey for other monstergirls.
Makes me imagine her as some kind of an extreme tsundere.

>man walking through the mountains encounters a Tsurara-Onna going the opposite way
>says something like good day miss, and immediedly get the shit stabbed out of him with DE icicles
>the Tsurara goes "hmph!" and storms off
>why.jpg

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>>23167179
>>23167170
Even now, 10,000 years later, she still retains her status of Best.

>> No.23168323

>>23167757
>eros tsurara

Exactly the same but with a very subtle, gentle smile on her face. Kisses her icicles before use.

>> No.23168344

>>23168130
It is, but she just puts both hands on your one so she doesn't miss anything.

>> No.23168375

>>23165149
>Timid men in YOUR AREA need you to protect them!
>Hell hound swears and pounds her desk as she gets yet another virus

>> No.23168411

>>23168203
But her design is awful

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>>23168375
>Timid men in YOUR AREA need you to protect them!
Almost seems like the MG equivalent of the nigerian prince scam.

>phishing site sends out targeted, obvious bot e-mails to big protective girls
>profile picture is of a delicate-looking prettyboy in a wheelchair
>none of them can bring themselves to delete or block the messages on the off-chance that there's a real boy in need of protecting

>> No.23168476

>>23168426
The tanuki who came up with such a scheme is going to get into a lot of trouble once an actual timid boy comes to her for help.

>> No.23168495

>>23168476
Or when a particularly lonely christmas cake hellhound finds out she's been catfished and sniffs out where her office is.

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