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The United States Army has a visual novel.

How does this make you feel?

>> No.2309865

the USA is the most pathetic country in the world. I rofl at it.

>> No.2309863

>>2309859
Is it Lord of the Rings?

>> No.2309867

feels bad man

>> No.2309872

It depends. Is there a Maritan route?

>> No.2309876

What's it called?

>> No.2309878

>>2309859
>The United States Army has a visual novel.

What visual novel would that be, my friend?

>> No.2309884

Does it have a Black Hawk Down route?

>> No.2309888
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2309888

SO I READ THE US OFFICIALLY ANNOUNCED IMPLEMENTING A HITLERJUGEND.

So we won't see as many US fags here than before

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Oh I've played this. I love the international routes.

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>> No.2309895

The Japanese Submarine 707 has a visual novel. How does this make you feel?

>> No.2309896
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2309896

The hanger crew was so moe.

>> No.2309901

I remember reading about this. Apparently, it was about soldiers re-adjusting to post-battle life, and what to do to avoid becoming an hero due to the onset of mental illness.

Still would've been better with an imouto route though.

>> No.2309912

>>2309859
Depends...who are the VAs?

>> No.2309914

Well... armed forces have always made some nonsensical choices when it comes to reading material. For example marines have Starship Troopers (spiders vs astronauts) as compulsory reading, and air force cadets are required to know Flying High (TOUCH THE FACE OF GOD) by heart.

So it feels like we've seen it before.

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I was definitely lying about playing this, but a made up VN involving pseudo war themes sounds okay to me. Besides, I already mentioned I would want a VN based on Gunslinger Girl.

>> No.2309958

I'd play/read it.

>> No.2310028

>>the USA is the most pathetic country in the world. I rofl at it.

it is isn't it? it's almost up there with another pathetic country called japan.

>> No.2310041
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The true heroes are the men and women of the United States military!

>> No.2310047

>>2309865
Don't be an idiot. Even if your world consists entirely of the United States and the EU, that's a stretch.

America has religious freedom. Europe has Shariah law. America has freedom of speech. Europe has jailtime for racial slurs (and yet racism is still a much bigger problem in Europe than it is in the US).

Do the math. We've done ours.

>> No.2310052

>>2309895
Feels RAPE man.

>> No.2310064
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I was saving this image but now is a good time as any to post it. It's pretty great.

>> No.2310073

loli is a religion

>> No.2310098
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>>2310073
yes

>> No.2310113

>>2309888
We'd only join for the fashion.

>> No.2310128

>>2309892
You cannot fucking shoot like that let alone hold it steady.

>> No.2310133

>>2310064
Thats a really cool picture

>> No.2310145

>>2310128
Uh oh, we have an OPERATOR here.

Yes you can.

>> No.2310152

>>2310145
>>2310128
I was wondering how long it would be before the /k/omandos arrived.

>> No.2310162

>>2310152
They can smell it across boards

>> No.2310164

>>2310047
Europe is not a single country, you know. Laws differ completely from country to country. My country also has all the pros of America you mentioned.

>> No.2310165

>>2310145

OBAMA GON TAKE AWAY MAH RIFLE

>> No.2310170

I've played both routes of the US military "visual novel". My favorite ending is the one where you shoot yourself in the head but end up disabled, so the narrator informs you that for the rest of your life you have a nurse cleaning up your shit and pushing you around in a wheelchair.

>> No.2310181

>>2310170
So, if i shoot myself in the head, i can get a cute nurse to help me do anything for the rest of my life? sweet.

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>>2310181

Sooner you do it, sooner you'll get a cute little flatchested Asian-American nurse!
So doubletime it to the Recruiter's. Chop chop!

>> No.2310210

>>2310165
DAT RITE, HE GON TAKE MAH GUN, DAMN GUVMENT!

>> No.2310216
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>>2310210

brb buyin ten cartons of 10mm before obongos personal SS hitler army storms mah trailer

JUS YOU COME AN GIT ME NIGGERS

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>>2310073

>> No.2310234

Instead of bad ends you get catch-22s.

>> No.2310250

>>2310228
Source?

>> No.2310256

>>2310250
Kyrie Eleison, a faptastic work if you fancy loli blowjobs. The pic doesn't do it justice, but it's hard to find something worksafe in it.

>> No.2310289

>>2310256
So, a loli doujin is called "Lord, have mercy"?

>> No.2310301
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>>2310216

It's been like, 64 years. I'm sure they've got to have changed in that time.

>> No.2310309

I bet the h-scenes involve men only.

>> No.2310310

>>2310289

Seems fitting.

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>>2310289

>> No.2310325

>>2310314
I never thought /jp/ of all places would make me want to go to church.

>> No.2310334

>>2309914
That doesn't seem very nonsensical to me. Starship Troopers really reads like military propaganda.

>> No.2311255

>>2310334
I don't think so. It's like saying Full Metal Jacket is war propaganda by the military

>> No.2311258

24 has a visual novel too

>> No.2311262
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>>2309895
feels good man

>> No.2311288

>>2311258
What? Source, link, anything?

>> No.2311427

AVRIL LAVIGNE HAS A GRAPHIC NOVEL!!!

OMG SUDDENLY EVERYONE LOOSES THEIR MINDS

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>>2311288

>> No.2311472

>>2309859

Link plz.

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>>2310314

>> No.2311887

>>2311438

Kiefer Sutherland in 14 (Years Old).

>> No.2311889

>>2311427
>looses
You mean loses.

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>> No.2313633

>>2313622
fucking usa

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