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Which touhou would you impregnate?

>> No.2307816
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>> No.2307818

i dunno, all of them?

>> No.2307826
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Judgment: Motherhood.

>> No.2307824

ZUN

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>>2307824

>> No.2307836
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Pic related.
I'd hit them so hard that they'd have quintuplets.

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>>2307824

>> No.2307865
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>> No.2307885

LOL CIRNO IS SUCH A NINER

>> No.2307902

RAYMOO

>> No.2307915
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So elegant.

>> No.2307943

>>2307885
baka baka

>> No.2307953

ALL of them!!

>> No.2307951

I'd never want to father a child

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>> No.2307960

>>2307951
I agree.

Bringing a kid into the world would be a shitty move for most anons who have aren't real winners in the people I want as a dad lottery or monetarily ready for a child.

>> No.2307961

>>2307951
No one said you need to stay around to help with the child.

>> No.2307968

>>2307961
Won't you take responsibility?

>> No.2307972

I'd bone them all and have many babies.. and they would become my army!

>> No.2307986

>>2307961

I've got a better and easier idea for those that live around california.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Taxus_brevifolia

The seeds pods of this plant used to be used by native americans to induce abortions. Just grind it into a paste, slip it into a drink and bam baby no more.

>> No.2307991

how has no one posted the one soccer team thing?

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>> No.2308028
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Guys,

impregnate (dump a few weeks worth of semen in a touhou's uterus) =/= have babies with

>> No.2308038

I wouldn't want to impregnate anyone I don't know well.

Maybe if I end up in gensokyo and meet one and things turn out nicely but besides that I really doubt I want to bone any of them.

>> No.2308041

>>2308028
So you're saying you want to start a family with Sanae? Good man.

>> No.2308044

Kogasa. Then we could be alone and unwanted together, along with our umbrella baby.

>> No.2308046

>>2308028

Oh fuck this picture.
I thought it'd stay on Futaba.

>> No.2308047

Yukari, because have a little Yukari as a daughter would be pretty fucking awesome.

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>>2308047

what about a little reimu?

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Alice would probably make a decent mother, what with the ronery and taking care of dolls and all that

>> No.2308072

>>2308055
I should know better, but sauce?

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>>2308055

>> No.2308076

>>2308069
Their child looks like she has downs.

>> No.2308090

>>2308076
If your father was a dickgirl, you'd have downs too.

>> No.2308097

>>2308072

Touhou Enchantresses Dance 7

>> No.2308105

>>2308097
>Touhou Enchantresses
So who has the dick in this one?

>> No.2308109

>>2308105

I only remember that reimu never does in any of them.

>> No.2308130

>>2308105
Yukari

>> No.2308164

I'd give Reimu eight kids. That way she can apply for government assistance and not have to worry about donations.

She'll never have to whore herself out again.

>> No.2308173

Alice

>> No.2308183

>>2308164

That's still donations though!

I'd teach reimu how to earn an honest dollar (with her body)

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>> No.2308191

>>2308164
You're such a thoughtful tripfag

>> No.2308199

>>2308183

no wait

okay

A Touhou pimp simulator.

>> No.2308212

I'd keep gladly keep Remilia's uterus full of my semen but I don't think she can have babies, being a vampire and all.

>> No.2308217

>>2308191

Its in my blood.

>> No.2308241

>>2308212
lol

>> No.2308255

>>2308212
DHAMPIR MAKING SCUM

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>but I don't think she can have babies, being a vampire and all

>> No.2308293

>>2308268
FALCON EYES OF CHILD REJECTION!

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>>2308255

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One Child Rule

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