Monster Girl Thread

[Anonymous No.]

Monster Girl Pastebin: http://pastebin.com/UevqvF4h
Content Aggregator: https://anubis.moe/
Writers list: https://pastebin.com/RTLpHEmk
Sabbath Grimoire Scans: https://imgur.com/a/CATcaGk
Fanart Galleries: https://pastebin.com/DFXhrXkc
Mega Archive: https://mega.nz/#F!L7AHQIoa!1Rj489qdwAb8oaHypICGXA

[Anonymous No.]

>>23068230
I want her to drain me until I pass out

[Anonymous No.]

>>23068230
i saw a picture of a naked wight getting fucked in the bed from a side view, shit was hot.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Report and ignore, or lose a chromosome.

[Anonymous No.]

https://files.catbox.moe/ju7wnz.png
New commission of Lich wife.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23068310
thank you, fake news rape squirrel.

[Anonymous No.]

My Dear Hatter Wife doesn’t know what memes are! She becomes very confused when the younger Cheshires join her tea parties!

[Anonymous No.]

>>23068315
Her back might hurt from that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23068315
naisu

[Anonymous No.]

>>23068340
It's not fake news when it's truth that you don't like.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23068249
you can't just say that and not post it

[Anonymous No.]

Anubi are nerds and should be bullied like the nerds they are.

[Anonymous No.]

All hail Pandemonium!
All hail the Fallen God!
Whose blessings are countless!
Who brings salvation from this ephemetal world!
Who brings salvation from the chains of time!
All hail the Fallen God!
All hail Pandemonium!

[Anonymous No.]

>>23068354
>Incensed Hatter noises when Loli-shire dabs

[Anonymous No.]

>>23068354
Out of context, are memes any less comprehensible than what usually passes for discourse in Wonderland?

[Anonymous No.]

>>23068385
there's no dick or nip. it's good

[Anonymous No.]

>>23068408
Seems like a nice vacation spot. Maybe get an ill advised timeshare there or something.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23068436
Why is dad hugging mom naked?

[Anonymous No.]

>>23068484
kek, daddy is really happy and mommy is getting massaged on the butt with his waists, don't do this to your sister btw anon, i know you're really curious.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23068315
I want to fuck your wife in the ass

[Anonymous No.]

>>23068459
There are an infinite number of infinitely-sized love hotels in Pandemonium! Even though they're always at capacity, they can be rearranged to accommodate guests as long as they need. You could stay forever, and be out in time for work the next day!
Such is the miracle of Pandemonium!

[Anonymous No.]

>tfw you can use a Dark Insignia womb tattoo to force a straight man to Alp
>tfw you can force a married man to Alp, and then his wife wouldn't have a husband
>tfw I found the NTR loophole
Now how do we close this loophole and keep it from happening?

[Anonymous No.]

>>23068315
Does she have animal ears or is it just the hood?

[Anonymous No.]

>>23068515
Doesn't work if his desire to have a monster wife is strong enough.
If not, he'll just monsterize the wife and they'll look for someone other than you.

[Anonymous No.]

>go to sadpanda for monstergirls
>see NTR Encyclopedia
>it's actually super hot

I want to be a Jinko chaser.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23068515
>are only made with women in mind, they basically have no effect even if engraved on men; however, in the case that they are engraved on men “who desire to be a woman” or “ have a crush on a guy”, those who have the nature of an “alp.
Are you retarded? You can't force people to Alp. They have to want to be a woman or be with a man.

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>>23068412
>”If you need to sneeze, just do so! There’s no need for all the theatrics!”
>>23068427
Wonderland insanity is indeed nonsensical, but with a definite purpose towards sex and lewdness! My Dear Wife would be very confused towards the strange esoteric nature of ‘Dat Boi’ an wonder what the big deal is or how it has anything to do with sex!

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>>23068530
Die, die, die

[Anonymous No.]

>>23068354
The concept of meme itself isn't hard to explain, infectious ideas and jokes have been a thing long before the internet was invented, like Kilroy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23068550
Sorry anon. I know it's bad but my dick says otherwise. :(

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>>23068535
Read the next paragraph.
>The thing is, an insignia engraved on the lower abdomen will also effect not the penis, but the “womb” just as it does in women. That is to say, a womb which “shouldn't exist” in a man will throb hotly seeking pleasure and a penis. Since it doesn't exist, no matter how much it throbs, he'll never be able to able to satisfy the urge, and he'll have to remain unfulfilled the whole time until he becomes a monster to obtain it, which will result in his feelings towards men and thirst for sex to keep growing stronger so that he'll be reborn as a more lustful “alp” with an obsessive passion.

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>>23068484
You idiot, they're clearly wrestling and dad is going to pee inside mom after he gets really excited from wrestling the same back and forth movement for an hour

[Anonymous No.]

>>23068436
Bless wightfag for commissioning all that set.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23068564
KC has stated multiple times you cant force a man straight man to alp. It is probably him referring to the very few men who have alp potential.

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>>23068564
So you are literally retarded enough to not realize it says they they do not effect men unless they would alp, then proceeds to describes what happens in that case.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23068530
The Hell are these stats? Did they throw darts at a board of words or something?

[Anonymous No.]

>>23068550
>>23068605
>not just reporting and ignoring
retards i swear.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23068530
Nice
Link for sauce?

[Anonymous No.]

>>23068310
He's really coming out in full force, isn't he?

[Anonymous No.]

>>23068560
I know the feeling. But don't you ever get upset or irritated when you read that kind of stuff? At least when I read vanilla I feel good about it afterwards.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23068620
https://exhentai.org/g/1577474/b030fcae89/

[Anonymous No.]

>>23068588
>>23068604
The alp entry was a mistake, all discussion about it involves shitflinging

[Anonymous No.]

>>23068639
I mean I wouldn't say I feel good but I didn't feel bad either... I guess it's because it was neutral. In doujins you have to see the guy suffer and all, it's different.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23068588
Retcons exist.

>>23068604
I interpreted that paragraph as stating that the feeling can cause the desire in men, and being a "this is also the case" type thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23068530
I want to watch a jinko fuck big strong black men.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23068553
Now she’s going to try and make her own!
>”Ah, look Dear Husband!”
>she holds up her tea and sticks her hips and fat booty out in a suggestive pose
>”When your favorite seat can read your hips’ intent”
>...
>”...Bottom Text”

She never tried again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23068651
Isn't that what defines NTR? Otherwise it's just cheating or rape. I thought the suffering was the whole appeal.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23068665
So this is just your opinion. I mean, you're free to imagine what you'd like. If you wanna be a cute monster girl, go right ahead man. I'm sure you'll find a cute husbando someday.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23068648
The western side of the MGE can and will turn anything more than Holstaurus or Kikimora into shitflinging.
Cute Usukibus.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23068665
Only if you are a shitposting NTR nigger like yourself that ignores the entire first paragraph that says they literally have no effect on men other than those that Alp.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23068673
It has evolved and now it's a a broad term for "Person X loved by person Y fucks person Z" can be consensual or not.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23068688
On the contrary, I find it terrifying. The idea that it is, in fact, just a description of what happens to men who would Alp otherwise is very reassuring.

[Anonymous No.]

Let's get back on topic and discuss how much I want a Jubjub wife that will wake me up every day by oozing love nectar directly into my mouth

[Anonymous No.]

Report and ignore(,) faggots.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23068530
Nice

[Anonymous No.]

>>23068665
Forcing men to alp against their wills is against the very base of the setting. You are reading your own conclusions into something that doest even support those conclusions.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23068713
I guess I've just spent too much time on /tg/.

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[Anonymous No.]

>>23068724
/tg/ niggers go away, and take your NTR niggers with you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23068727
I want to have a harem of undead boats that serve me as their admiral.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23068709
>Implying she wouldn't make you sleep with you dick still inside of her
Yeah, sure. And next you're gonna tell me that the hellhound next door just want to play with me and hug me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23068709
>wake me up every day by oozing love nectar directly into my mouth
But isn't that how she puts you to sleep?

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>>23068670
It's part of what makes older/otherworldly MGs cute, though! That naive tilt of the head, the blank stare as they try to understand but fail without the proper context, having to put on a smile and trust that you know what you're doing. Plus it's a great excuse for a movie marathon to catch her up! Although my wife will forever be upset about the whole 'aliens built the pyramids' thing.

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>>23068732
I came here to get away from /tg/, since the underlying actual setting seemed comfy, and was trying to resolve one lore point that made me worry.

[Anonymous No.]

if a pixie likes you, do what you must. she knows what's best for you anyways. just like all monsters

[Anonymous No.]

>>23068768
I mean it's a pretty easy thing to correct if you dont assume the worst of KC and the setting. Good I guess to hear you have reamsolved your issue though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23068709
What happens if you fertilize her and she lays an egg and it turns into a humpty egg, but the egg was fertilized to be a male if it hatched normally?

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>>23068757
She puts you to sleep by draining you so dry that you just limp over and knock out
I want my Jub to get so engorged and full after absorbing all my jizz that it makes it hard to fly and even move, like constant food coma. Make this body supple, thick, and squishy to give me meat to bite on while she pumps all the man juice out.

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>>23068768
To this day I don't understand why /tg/ keep doing anything with MGE since they seam to hate the setting.
The only explanation I've been given is that, just like fanfic writers, they are unable to create a compelling world on their own, and as such take a already established world and and keeps trying to make a version of it that's "theirs".

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>>23068761
That’s true anon! I would take it as a responsibility to educate her thoroughly! I simply never want her to be confused or feel less than the noble cool lady she is! Does your wife start angrily arguing with the program when it spreads misinformation about Egypt? She’ll need lots of massages to calm down!

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>>23068517
Just a cute hood. It's one of the outfits my Wight got for her.

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>>23068777
I was always iffy about fairies but recently I found that they're pretty comfy. They can find joy in almost anything and their large appetites are easily sated since everything they eat usually comes in human sizes. Having a fairy companion is pretty great, someone to whip a spell for you or provide helpful (if obvious) advice and always ready to play. Like here you are doing your taxes when your fairy flies onto your desk and asks what you're doing. And then you start venting about the government and she doesn't really get what you're talking about but it makes you upset so she gets upset too and next thing you know you're both eating ice cream on the couch and streaming old Billy Idol MTV music videos while crying anarchy.

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>>23068670
Does she get mad when you call her ass fat?

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>>23068887
Oh heavens no, not at all! In fact she’d be much more concerned were I to call it anything less!
>”Big? It looks ‘Big’ today? Well bigness is indeed beauteous, but besmirch a butt as bountiful as mine if you try to tell that the speak you spoke about it is any quainter than colossal!”

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>>23068804
I think I saw a simmilar thing, on a spacebattles link
he awnsered that he wanted to to fix a setting where humantiy was losing or some shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>23068875
Wight & Lich has always been an amazing combination in my book. You have the noble, coquettish noblewoman with a habit of leading the two of you around and her quiet but blunt lich best friend who always ends up following along as the three of you get into all sorts of undead debauchery. They have a nice opposites-attract kinda vibe.

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>>23068917
Lol

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>>23068917
well fix it fics and "grit" fics have allways been a thing
And I tend to hate both.

[Anonymous No.]

I want a tall, battle-hardened demon officer gf to order me to do some essential paperwork for demon army supply department

[Anonymous No.]

>>23068917
That's expected from a site that created the garbage that is a bloodborne/mge crossover and made a atelier/mge crossover be extremely edgy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23068904
Well, I don’t know what I expected, but that’s nice you two love each other so much

[Anonymous No.]

With all this ntr talk, I think I'm done posting my wife to the thread

[Anonymous No.]

yeah might as well wait for this shit to cool off

[Anonymous No.]

Is it wrong for me to want to turn people who commit NTR into alps and then chaining them under the basement of a love hotel while showing them live feeds of couples fucking? Just thinking about it gives me a major hard-on.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23068564
I think /d/ has ruined me to the point I might alp in MGE.
God damn it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23068945
What do you mean by fix fic and grit?

[Anonymous No.]

>>23068988
I want you to turn me into an alp anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23068997
Based and trannypilled

[Anonymous No.]

>>23068825
She does! Luckily pawrubs and baked sweets appease her easily. She tries to act cool and distant but she's quick to anger (and quicker to fluster). It's mostly the stress from work but she's meticulous when it comes to details, especially well-known (for her) facts! But that's why she has a loving husband who spoils her to make all the frustration and anger disappear-at least until we start arguing about the Romans.

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[Anonymous No.]

>Transfer to mostly monster girl school
>Know I'll just be rape bait unless I prove that I'm not to be fucked with
>Decide to beat up the biggest girl in school
>Guys point me towards oni senior
>Manlet of only 5'10'' so I can't reach her face
>Sucker punch her instead
>Feels like punching a brick wall
>She just laughs at me and tells me she always wanted a guy with spunk, like me
>But pretty soon I won't have any left when she's done with me
>Dragged to the girls locker room for snu snu as ratas trail behind getting their phones on record

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>>23069040
Nice. Would invite her to my desert kingdom court

[Anonymous No.]

>>23068997
My dick is reserved for vengeance alone. However I could alp you into an oomukade with potions and have you become one of the cleaning staff for the basement.

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>>23068994
Fix fics basically wish furfillment, killded of characters survive, major plots are altered or removed and the authors otp is treated like holy scripture
>For example, an MGE fix fic in the spacebattles/tg mould would have druella defeated and her invasion held off without any of the maidens getting corrupted
A grit fic is when violence and drama are ramped to high hell
>Example: MGE fics where monsters ruin marriages and corruption/monsterisation is seen as mind death/ empty romance. Monsters die by the truckload often in gory ways and the MC is some PDST suffering edgelord

[Anonymous No.]

>>23068990
I just want a Diamond Trumpart for all my degeneracies.

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>>23069020
Ah, I see you are a man of proper pampering subservience to your wife as well! You sound like the perfect match! And bah, what did the romans ever do for her? You treat her like the Egyptian goddess she is!

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>>23068875
Wights always know what to wear, don't they.

[Anonymous No.]

I wanna become sandworm food so bad.

I wanna spend all day cuddling and breeding her, getting licked all over by her.

[Anonymous No.]

Hatteranon, how do you find a waifu?

[Anonymous No.]

>>23069105
Not him, but you don't find a waifu. Your waifu finds you

[Anonymous No.]

>>23069073
But I enjoy NTR! Punish me anon!

[Anonymous No.]

>>23069110
What does that mean?

[Anonymous No.]

>>23069110
t. a mantis

[Anonymous No.]

>>23069113
>alps confess to crimes they didn’t commit in the hopes of getting cuffed and searched by a policeman

[Anonymous No.]

>>23069120
Be patient

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>>23069085
Adding grit and drama is fin depending on how much you add.
Just don't do YBA, Grigori and Moose did and aim a little lower than Losenis and you should be fine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23069135
I'm just wondering what it means, in case it's already happening.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23069125
Mantises are cute and severely underrated. I think they'd appreciate my lack of emotional intensity.

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>>23069113
You're not fooling me with that. Besides, you wouldn't want to be chained under a basement being forced to watch other people have mindblowing sex while having a chastity belt on your virgin never-going-to-be-used pussy. Never ever able to experience an orgasm, sunlight or the intimate hand of another person ever again knowing that it could have been prevented if you hadn't performed such a vile act. Truly a fate worse than death.

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>>23069105
It’s probably different for everyone, Anon! I personally think the biggest piece that lets you know an intense infatuation has changed over to a true waifu is when you start to imagine and be fulfilled by just what the entirely mundane downtime with her would be like. Not even a date or a casual night in, but just being in the other room and seeing just part of her through the doorway and being comfortable with her doing her own thing because you’re so secure in your love for her and in her love for you! I must admit, it’s probably a special brew of madness, but that just adds to it for me! Any old Monstergirl can make your face her favorite chair or use your cock as a loose-sealed cream dispenser, but your waifu is the one who you can just fall asleep on the couch next to in unflattering positions and laugh at her snoring face when you wake up before her!

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>>23069144
>YBA
I miss vengeance, even if everyone in that story was a seriously horrible person.
>Grigori
Who takes him seriously?
>Moose
In terms of currently active writers he's probably the worst.

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>>23069170
>Never ever able to experience an orgasm, sunlight or the intimate hand of another person ever again knowing that it could have been prevented if you hadn't performed such a vile act. Truly a fate worse than death.
...
I-Indeed I wouldn't want that. Geez. I have to find another way to become an alp

[Anonymous No.]

Fucking why?

[Anonymous No.]

>moose is gritty
What

[Anonymous No.]

>>23069120
A waifu is a character or in this case if you are talking about a MGE profile that you find yourself thinking about all the time over all others. It's obvious when you find the one for you if you ever do. Not everybody is the waifu type.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23069043
How lucky, you got a lovely girlfriend this early.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23068988
>>23068990
>>23068997
>>23069013
>>23069073
>>23069113
>>23069129
>>23069170
>>23069181
Go back to /trash/, there's already enough subhuman parasites raiding the thread with ntr and other garbage even without your autistic faggot ERP shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23069129
That sounds kinda funny and cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23069197
Probably due to the all the shitty shonen stuff in his ridiculously long story or that people come out of reading moosesaga saying that the main crew are unlikable violent people.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23069199
Alright. That clarifies some things.

>>23069172
I see! So beyond the overall thought, she'd also be a girl I casually see my self casually spending my time with. Thank you for the insight.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23069180
Who is active nowdays?
Losenis is leaning towards art so that that comes to mind is magnus

[Anonymous No.]

>>23069214
>unlikable violent people.
I didn't get that impression. Though that story is a bit long for my taste

[Anonymous No.]

>>23069144
>>23069180
Vengeance was good, monsters acting like massive cunts without suffering any consequences is so common in stories and greentexts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23069243
Precisely! Though again, it’s different for everyone! In truth, no one should judge you for the way you see your waifu- just remember that some people are very much devoted to theirs to amazing degrees!

[Anonymous No.]

Updated picture of my wife!
https://files.catbox.moe/8j49x3.png

[Anonymous No.]

>>23069243
>>23069287
Imagining yourself casually with some girl is a good sign, but if that’s the ONLY situations that come up (and you struggle to imagine yourself in a romantic situation with them) you may want to reevaluate.
I learned the hard way.

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>>23069295
She’s a musky beaut, Anon! That drooling face must be a sight to see while giving it to her!

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>>23069249
Beast says he's alive and given the months he takes to write 2k I can believe that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23069303
It's more of she who gives it to me, but there are plenty of times when she relinquishes control.

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>>23069295
What got updated?

[Anonymous No.]

>>23069295
She has nice legs! Torn stockings are great. And the freckles are really cute. Not sure about the blue eye-shadow though. It looks weird with pink lipstick but it does add to the 'trashy slut' look. I'd recommend darker lipstick personally.

[Anonymous No.]

Dick the daughteru anon! Fill her perfect little cunny with your cum!

[Anonymous No.]

I wonder what a camel spider arachne would be like
>soldiers say that they run at 30mph while screaming towards you
>actually only runs at 10mph and does so to hide under your shadow due to the desert heat
>large fangs that make them look intimidating
>uses said chelicerae to decimate dozens of ants in an anthill
>often used in pranks to scare the shit out of sleeping soldiers

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>>23069269
How do you not? They can't go anywhere without killing large numbers of men and giving places over to monsters who are just as happy to kill people as they are to marry them. That isn't MGE, it's just a bunch of brutal psychopaths

[Anonymous No.]

>>23069340
Absolutely not.
I’d raise her into a good little rapist who will do to some other chump what my wife did to me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23069295
I want to fuck your wife in the ass

[Anonymous No.]

>>23069340
Only if she asks nicely.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23069295
Great orc.
>>23069330
Freckles, eyeshadow and lipstick

[Anonymous No.]

>>23069335
She's still figuring out how to makeup. She doesn't have it as down pat as my other wife does.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23069295
High Orcs are good taste

[Anonymous No.]

I need shortstack Myconids bouncing on my face and cock.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23069384
They are the best taste.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23069358
Was Moose's saga even MGE to begin with?

[Anonymous No.]

>>23069391
Then enter the mushroom forest and lay down on the ground naked.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23069358
You are overreacting. Pretty sure they haven't killed anybody. At least the monster girl's haven't. I have read more violent stories that are still very much MGE.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23069419
Didn't they try to hang an old lady?

[Anonymous No.]

>>23069403
It's from a time when we didn't have much in the way of translated setting info.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23069295
Those are some big breasts, she must be a high ranking orc.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23069295
Good to hear highorcfag! Your wife is a cute and deserves lost of poundings from you!

[Anonymous No.]

>>23069428
I know that much, but didn't we still know that MGs hate hurting men? or did he start it before the profiles were revised?

[Anonymous No.]

>>23069432
She would be if she cared to lead a warband.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23069440
Thanks!

[Anonymous No.]

>>23069450
Oh she's not in a warband?

[Anonymous No.]

>>23069442
No that wasn't added until later iirc. Early setting stuff was pretty weird. I don't think MGE even had the forced monogamy that it has now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23069419
The salamander is a mercenary that has a full on body count, at one point lubu-ing a bunch bandits on a boat IIRC
The mantis is a hired assassin that kis this one gay guy and probably as a chunk of dirty laundry
The arc that introduces the baphoment has her kill the villain (a witch) at the end
Theres a dragon that ate her brother
>>23069426
He tied her up in a way that she had to stay still and wait for her guards to find her, one slip and she would be wrung.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23069460
Nope! She decided to strike out on her own, instead of leading a warband as per her mother's wishes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23069468
>The salamander is a mercenary that has a full on body count, at one point lubu-ing a bunch bandits on a boat
Pretty sure nobody actually died

[Anonymous No.]

>>23069488
How interesting. I wish the both of you luck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23069287
>>23069302
Then at the very least, I'm trending in that direction, convergently.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23069489
Nope she killed them
This story came out before demon silver and stuff like that, and even then she was using a proper sword that came from our world

[Anonymous No.]

>>23069489
It actually describes her as being completely covered in their blood by the end.
She's killed hundreds of people by this point. And enjoys it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23069502
I still don't see how you can ram a solid object through somebody's body and not injure them, demonic silver or not.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23069528
Its like that one sword in rave master that only cuts things that cant usually be cut

[Anonymous No.]

>>23069354
>Actually physically fragile, relies on speed and stealth to avoid direct confrontation
>Infamous for powerful 'venom', but actually just has very strong jaws/claws for tearing apart ambushed prey
>Poor vision, but very vibration-sensitive
>Good at digging

[Anonymous No.]

i want to cook on a salamander

[Anonymous No.]

>>23069553
What a versatile and useful traveling companion.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23069542
>Poor vision, but very vibration-sensitive
Kinky.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23069553
>>23069579
Number one way to get her tail flaring right there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23069579
Right? She slices, she dices, she cooks your steak to perfection! Billy Mays would love selling mail-order salamanders.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23069553

[Anonymous No.]

>>23069598
>barbeque
that is not a very sexy flavor
I want a refund

[Anonymous No.]

>>23064505

[Anonymous No.]

>>23069607
It is a tasty one

[Anonymous No.]

>>23069629
>Chu~

[Anonymous No.]

>>23069629
Runya is cute. I like her!

[Anonymous No.]

>>23069607
>that is not a very sexy flavor
It'll become sexy due to association soon, don't worry. Also, after you've acclimated, don't eat normal barbecue unless you want to pop a public boner.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23069409
i wanna run around and tackle one myself

[Anonymous No.]

>>23069629
I can aid her with this research.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23069523
>It actually describes her as being completely covered in their blood by the end.
>She's killed hundreds of people by this point. And enjoys it.
I can't remember her being covered in blood. I seem to remember all of that being written very ambiguous(doing the cartoon approach). Like Batman Beyond ambiguous "deaths" or whatever. You would have to link me that chapter.

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>>23069598
i found it strange how they can cook on her but not get burned themselves when she got hands on

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>>23069629
Good stuff. I can't wait for the thighjob pic if you're the one making it.

[Anonymous No.]

What's a good way to get the "so cute~" reaction from a large monster without shotafication?

[Anonymous No.]

Counting coup against a Ushi-Oni!

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>>23069732
Train hard in swordsmanship

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>>23069706
I think they're still doing that one, so I did the kissy one instead

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>>23069629
Based Vada

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>>23069749
Oh, I thought you were the one who had asked for ideas. Do it anyways, doesn't hurt.

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>>23069629
Okay, but where's the dick?

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>>23069747
That's one of the two reactions you can get when a Salamander starts your training and you had never held a sword in your life before. She either cringes at all the mistakes you make, or all the things you do wrong make you look like a kid waving a stick and she thinks that looks adorable.

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>>23069629
I WANT their neat accessories.

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>>23069779
Members only.

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>>23069629
Wholesome 100

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>>23069732
Do literally anything manly in front of an Amazon or hellhound. Except for things that might get you hurt. Or too dirty.

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>>23069795
>Except for things that might get you hurt.
I can only imagine the angry lectures.

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>>23069787
So what you're saying is I need to steal them.

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>>23069775
Pic related type of Salamander would probably find it really cute that a hard-working novice swordsman is challenging her.
She is also a CC and is desperate for a mate

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>>23069800
Don't forget the frenzied hellhound licking if you get so much as a scratch, too.

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>>23069801
You cannot hide your crimes.

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>>23069795
>Do literally anything manly in front of an Amazon or hellhound
Like disregarding her and getting together with a girl that actually acts like a girl

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>>23069787
No, I don't want to wear them on my member.

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>>23069819
>Like disregarding her
That's less "so cute~" and more "so cute..."

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>>23069819
Hellhounds are aggressive yes but I doubt they never act like a girl some of them might cook for they’re husband etc

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>>23069817
Sure I can, they just "lost" their stuff while out at the Sabbath Club.

Not a big deal.

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>>23069801
What a cute lil Hatter!

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>>23069838
Ushis deserve love. I want ask an ancient(mature type) Ushi-Oni out on a date. Would probably be kinda scary though

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>>23069795
>literally anything manly
Peeing standing?

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SETTLE IT IN SMASH

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>>23068230
>DL and her goons take control of media.
>Now internet vision of Peach is the normal Princess Peach
>Internets interpretation of the Super Crown is canon
>Now developers have to ask artist to tone up their female character designs. The guy who makes Xenoblades is one of the few that not noticed the change.
>Don’t even get me started on Pokémon.
>No male MC is allowed to reach the ending of the game single in fact most of them don’t last till half of it
>California was deemed beyond salvation and sunk to the ocean whit all of its inhabitants still on it, Poseidon did not liked that one.
>Inti closes doors their love for tragic love stories and killing pretty girls where their undoing.
>Date sims send a ping to all the girls in the area that coincide to the girl that is winning on the first save.

Did I miss anything? Because, imagine MGE Mamono take over our World's Media.

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>>23069795
>Hellhound husband starts getting insecure that his wife is so much stronger than him.
>Starts doing dangerous and reckless training regimens to try and catch up with her in strength and stamina.

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>>23068917
>>23068954
Spacebattles is just plain autistic. They made a KanColle fanfic where Enterprise was sold to Japan after WW2 and serves with the JMSDF. That's right, Japan eagerly takes ownership of the warship that wrecked their shit in WW2, and both the Japanese and American public accept it. And that's just scratching the surface.

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>>23069906
>Spreading degeneracy
>Not leveraging California
Pick one. Just (slightly) warp a few agendas and you've got like an 80% head start.

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>>23069962
More Alps than a Battle Brothers thread

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>>23069983
>A state full of turbosluts overwhelmed by their new monster desires would be a bad thing for the DL's agenda
Think with your nose.

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>>23069906
Hey I hate it here too but don't kill me off like that

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>>23069905
Uh...bros?!

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>>23070013
>Said turbosluts realize that become a monster locks them to being with one guy for life, and if that wasn't bad enough most guys are snapped up by the monster immigrants coming in by the thousands.

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>>23068920
My wives have some slight differences to the profiles in some ways but you hit the general dynamic between the races perfectly.
>>23069099
They always do! Seeing that pic really makes me want to get a duo pic of them sometime.

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>>23069905
That poor Anubis.

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>>23070013
Does it make Animal Crossing sound effects when she pops your dick in?

[Anonymous No.]

Here's your mantis bro

[Anonymous No.]

BIG COWS!

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>>23070194
I want a Jincow

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>>23070223
Granted

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>>23070230
That wasn't the joke I was making but I'll take her.

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>>23070230
This is a Jiangcow

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>>23070029
>locks them to being with one guy for life
And that's a good thing! It's your own personal not-quite-brainwashed voter block, and you even get a free navy!

>and if that wasn't bad enough most guys are snapped up by the monster immigrants coming in by the thousands.
And then Mexico and Canada were finally invaded. Not for profit, but for love. Touching, innit? Historians will later call it Many-Breast Destiny.

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>>23068980
Eh it'll blow over, it's just some shitposting. If you let them drive you off they won.

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>>23069295
Cute commissions.

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>>23070167
She looks like she’s about to sneeze

[Anonymous No.]

I've had a rough day. Could some kind anons post Sylphs?

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>>23068530
Fuck off

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>>23070194
>>23070230
Both cute.
>>23070223
I'm sure a regular Jinko wouldn't refuse if you wanted to suck on her breasts.

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>>23070359
Yes, but she needs a very, very large chest.

[Anonymous No.]

Having troubles with oomukades, hornet gals, and vamp mosquitoes breaking into your home? Marry an arachne and you'll never have to deal with another insect girl ever again

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>>23070359
She might not really get it at first. Not until mating season hits.

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>>23069464
>KC turned an interesting setting into an incel wet dream
This is why Monstergirl quest is the superior universe.

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>>23070369
I'd rather have a vamp mosquito infestation.

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>>23070375
>Dryfish existing
Okay bud.

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>>23070369
That, or she'll turn them into your concubines with her as head wife.

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>>23070375
I can think off the top of my head at least two other settings than MGQ that has similar or the same setting and rules as pre-revamp MGE (Violated Heroine and that one game with all the succubis who drain you to death). So I think MGE is fine as far as "interesting settings" go.

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>>23070369
>clingy JC Arachne protecting me from the insect girls
>realizes her smaller body turns me on more than their curvier bodies
>gets flustered whenever I bring anything along those lines up
Cute!

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>>23070460
I just think it's a bit ridiculous that *every* monster girl despite all their different characteristic have no other goal in life than finding a guy, "rape him" and then become a soul-bond devoted wife for eternity.
It's cool mind you, but all? It's just a "peak your perfect waifu with the flavour you want" it's a world that only exist for the reader unlike MGQ or monster musume which is organic.

Well, the girls are super well designed though, that's cool.

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>>23070312
I hope things get better for you anon.

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>>23070368
That makes sense, though I personally would still be fine with an average size bust on her.
>>23070370
That's the stuff, at first she doesn't know why you would want to do this, ends up loving it.

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>>23070375
I still never understood why monster girls would kill any guy since it just harms their chances of finding a mate and by making humans even more scared of them. Outside of Illias fuckery MGQ monster girls are just shooting themselves in the foot by being reprehensive cunts
>inb4 humans fight back and kill monster girls
The only fuckers we see in the game that could actually fight monsters are Heinrich, Lazarus who got crippled and had to resort to terrorist tactics, Sara completely useless cunt until she decides she's a monster girl, and probably Sabasa king who could go WWE on any monster girl, Luka could count but he has that bullshit angel blood that causes his wounds to heal instantly and while being XX years old he's able to overpower a fully grown man.

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>>23069705
Crim has resistance to the point of immunity to every damage type outside of dark and physical.

[Anonymous No.]

Do you and your wife have pets?

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>>23070506
Because MGQ is shit and the guy you're replying to is a faggot.

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>>23070512
i have a pet zombie, i feed it bat and monkey soup

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>>23070312
I’m so sorry anon, me and my Hatter wife don’t have any Slyphs, but we do wish you well and hope that things will get better! You deserve it!

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>>23070491
MGQ had about as much justification for why monsters liked to rape and kill men as much as MGE does for why monsters like to marry and love men: a god-like entity made it that way. So those two are about on par for organicness. And the setting materials make it very clear that, no, it's not the only goal for every monster girl ever. The head of the most powerful magical organization in the setting whose subordinates can somehow find ways to teleport entire kingdoms at once is still single. It's their main goal, yes, in the same way your main goal is probably to not die by the end of each day, but it's not their only goal.

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>>23070493
Thank you much, anon. That's a very cute Sylph.

>>23070535
Thank you, anyways, for your kind words.

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>>23070512
One of my harem has a demon realm wolf she tamed.

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>>23070529
lol

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>>23070506
You're welcome.

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>>23066255
relevant to my interests

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>>23070494
She's a JinCOW for a reason.

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>>23070582
I wish they broke it down further, being kept in a dark hole for the rest of your life cumming inside a mandragora shouldn't be on the same level as a kitsune takes you home with her to be her husband

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>>23070582
waifufags will extrapolate the smallest thing that deviate from their perfect fantasy into a massive horror.

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>>23070582

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>>23070582
Now post part 3

[Anonymous No.]

Manlets beware, there's onis around

[Anonymous No.]

>>23070668
Oh no, one of them might carry me to her cave and share sake with me from her mouth to mine!

[Anonymous No.]

>>23070582
I want to sexualize pie charts.

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>>23070697
Grab yourself a lich or a hakutaku, they'll help.

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>>23070704
Will they get jealous if i sexualize knowledge itself more than them?

[Anonymous No.]

Jinko momster knows how important it is to take care of her son's hygiene!

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>>23070714
Even organically, I can't imagine that state lasting for long. Kind of a moot point.

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>>23070582
Hey faggot, I know there's a version of this piechart that breaks it down further. >>23070612

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>>23070532
Don't bully jiangshi, she was poor once, she doesn't want to eat that stuff ever again!

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>>23070721
I want to respect the familial relationship i have with my momster and find a young girlfriend!

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>>23070697
I want to sexualize floor tiles.

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>>23070748
What if those floor tiles are actually a Shoggoth in disguise?

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>>23070753
That's completely fine, and honestly somewhat expected.

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>>23070759
I want to cuddle the autism snake

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>>23070742
Daww. She tries her best. She may be cute and clumsy and dummy thick, but remember: When she's not stiff she has literally superhuman strength and reflexes. So dont fuck with her.

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>>23070783
But Anon, they will take the Yetis out of business if things keep like this.

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>>23070789
Not likely; yeti have a very limited range. How likely are you to find one somewhere hot or at the bottom of a swamp? Meanwhile, there's the Straya Snake.

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>>23070797
Can the cuddle market bear such an over supply, though?

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>>23070830
Cuddles are up up up! While cold shoulders are looooooow! Meanwhile lapdances are at a major bust, as in making men bust everywhere! Its a Bull market, minotaurs! Stay tuned to Mad (Hatter) Money!

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>>23070512
otters

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>>23070830
The cuddle market will never have an oversupply. Ever.

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>>23070830
There are still niches that haven't been filled yet.

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>>23070877
I wouldn't invest my cum in the Wonderland stock market even if the queen herself came and fucked me dry. I'm definitely not a Tanuki shill, don't mind me.

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>>23070899
Wonderland is a haven for cum collectors though! Why my Dear Wife's portfolio gets stuffed with outrageous amounts daily! Sure, its no Pandemonium, but extra-dimensional laws (of physics) are much more lenient in the amount a mamano can take without it becoming too taxing!

[Anonymous No.]

Cuddles are the strongest force in the known universe

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Cheshire cats are good girls who don't play pranks on anon, and don't believe anyone who says otherwise

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>>23070933
those Ivans sure know how to make Chelsea cats look cute

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>>23070933
Gee I wonder who could be behind this post

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>>23070933
I for one don't consider it a prank having my face smothered by the phat ass of a loved one, so I'll believe it!

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>>23070933
Can't play pranks when she's got a mouthful of dick.
>Always thinking

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>>23070933
They're just pussies

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>>23070933
This is actually true, but only after you fuck them full of children. Momshires usually lose the smug and gain the ara ara.

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>>23070933
You have to be honest with your Cheshire, let her know how much you love her!

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>>23070984
They could become hora instead, though. Being a mom does not necessarily mean going completely soft.

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>>23070933
i hate her shoes so much

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>>23071025
Yeah, but it's wonderland so anything goes.

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>>23071031
i want an ocelomeh to give me a footpaw job

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Alright, assume you're a powerful wizard who can get away with this. Which monstergirl is the best for the opposite of Cheshire relationship, where (You) are the one that playfully teases her in lewd ways?

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>>23071093
Lesser succubus

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>>23071093
Crow Tengu.

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>>23071093
Ushi-Oni, I would debuff her strength and laugh as she becomes barely strong enough to lift me let along pin me down

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>>23071093

It would have to be a monster girl that takes themselves really seriously, so probably a haughty vampire?

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>"Dontcha know it's dangerous to stay out after dark boy? There's plenty of dangerous monsters who'd take advantage of you. But luckily a nice and friendly dog found you, who'll happily escort you home and only ask for a warm bed to sleep in return"

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>>23071093
>not aiming for a banter based switch relationship
Gotta keep things fresh.

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>>23068241
This, but until I die instead.

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>>23070929
Pandemoniums ecumnomics are less "stock market" and more "transfinite mathematics". Any loyal follower of the Fallen God can attest to that - and any loyal Dark Valkyrie can help count to aleph numbers of cumshots.

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>>23069598
This episode single-handedly renewed my interest in Salamanders.

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>>23071184
Believe you me, it would certainly be one of my Wife's 'Offshore accounts'!
To clarify, I am saying we would holiday there and she would take excessive amounts of cumshots from me!

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>>23071135
>"Oh yeah, miss Vampire, it was nice playing with you, so I think I should give this back to you"
>give her a pair of panties
>creeping realization on her face when she sees they look like what she put on today
>only now she notices she's wearing male underwear soaked with precum under her dress

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>>23071197
Now, at what point do you consider it "excessive"? A few hundred? A few million? Why not spend a relative forever, cumming in and on her in every conceivable way, only to return moments after you left? Or maybe even before you left! Just imagine - seconds before entering Pandemonium, the two of you see yourselves emerge, with her drenched head to toe in your cum.

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>>23071252
Certainly in the high hundred thousands if not a million itself! The thing is, she really does rather like tea whilst sitting on my face, and I really do rather like her sitting on my face whilst she's casually having tea, and that's just a certain niche that can't be fulfilled just by a few millennia of fucking! We'd keep it to a modest couple hundred years and be home sooner than you can say 'endless eight'! A welcome yearly holiday!

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>>23071268
Of course, one of the truest blessings of Pandemonium - eventually, after reaching a point of mindless tantra, after you return from the fallen realm - the simple things become fresh again. The romance, the mundanity, and the vanilla are all exciting and new once more, but charged from having learned one anothers' body on a primordially fundamental level.

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>>23071312
Quite so, quite so! Why, friends at her tea party may even be confused to see us the next day, just 24 Wonderland hours later, simply brushing fingers against one another yet leading to her gasping lightly and covering her lips daintily with her other gloved hand! Is this the same Chantrelle who just yesterday casually gave her husband a nonchalant crushing thigh job yesterday right at the table? Little do they know!

[Anonymous No.]

What happens if I eat all of a barometz's fruit?

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>>23071343
That would certainly be a shock for any community of Wonderlanders. I wonder how often Trumparts' husbands take them to this paradise for the lost, only to be berated by the Queen for their tranquility once returned.

>>23071382
She'll demand you make her wet enough to reform it, of course!

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>>23071382
You get a tummyache from eating so much. Then the barometz in question chides you for being such a glutton while you rest on her thighs.

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>>23070624
What credibility does a heart doctor have for the bowels?

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>>23071461
local doctor has one weird trick that makes hospitals hate him!

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>>23071382
you'll grow a mega cock and your cum will taste sweet and be full of nutrition for a monster sucking on it

[Anonymous No.]

How do you think names work in mge? Would you take your wife's name? Would she take yours? I don't think I could ever really be afraid of a monster with a normal name.
>Young demon corner's her crush
>"Fufufu... Your fate is sealed, mortal!
>Today you will be bound forever and always to...
>JENNY MILLER!!!
>N-no... Stop laughing... I'm serious...
>It's a family name! From my dad's side!
>He only stops laughing when she takes his name

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>>23071382
It's important you grow up to big and strong, so don't worry, she can always make more.

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>>23071500
I wish I could find this artist and slap them while screaming "PILLOW SHADING"

[Anonymous No.]

>>23071461
What credibility than an MD after his name would he need? This also makes me wonder: what would the MG equivalent of Dr. Oz look like?

[Anonymous No.]

does your succubus do the morrigan hands

[Anonymous No.]

Hand over the cheese and no one gets hurt!

[Anonymous No.]

im scared guys this creature keeps strolling by my home

[Anonymous No.]

>>23071580
You can have all the cheese. I'm not too big on it.

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>>23071580
Or what?

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>>23071580
Never!

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>>23070029
>Women complain of no single men left because of exotic women snatching men up
>Feminists flip their proverbial shit
>People they mock call them out on their leftist proclivities by saying they were warned about this shit by those they insulted in the past about immigrants.

If it were a bunch of beautiful women coming into the USA. Women would be fucking pissed off knowing that the men are going bye bye. They HATE competition.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to take my daughteru to the Sabbath sponsored daddy-daughter dance!

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>>23071580
not if this hurts you first

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>>23071652
that sounds shady.

[Anonymous No.]

I'm ten posts in and I can already tell that the discord niggers ban is up. Where are the useless fucking jannys?

[Anonymous No.]

>>23071663
Nah it's fine! Nothing weird or sinister, just pure love between fathers and daughters.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23071580
Oh dear, how lively!

[Anonymous No.]

I wound up writing a shoggoth monsterization story someone requested. I hope people like it.

https://pastebin.com/FwpTuGdB

[Anonymous No.]

>>23071580
Scary rat!

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>>23071647
They're already coming for the sex robots

[Anonymous No.]

>>23071690
Thank you writefag, for existing

[Anonymous No.]

>>23069354
>off-topic image

[Anonymous No.]

Centaurs are the most compassionate and loving MGs, you should marry them anon.

[Anonymous No.]

Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, remember that getting your Automaton new and bigger synth muscles is an important action in making her feel more confident in protecting you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23071670
pure love is for adult women that's not related to you

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>>23071753
You would make a bad parent anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23071736
It would make me more comfortable and hornier around her, too

[Anonymous No.]

>>23071772
This is how you activate her Happiness Display protocols.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23071730
I am forever a canid man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23071799
I wanna visit a mofu cafe!

[Anonymous No.]

>>23071778
She must really get those working when I kiss her new biceps and tell her the enhancements really suit her

[Anonymous No.]

>>23071730
B A R N
S M E L L
and just imagine how much that body costs to feed

[Anonymous No.]

>>23071807
Japanese "theme cafes" are a goddamn living nightmare for someone like me who just wants to eat in peace.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23071811
Costs? People pay YOU to mow their lawns!

[Anonymous No.]

>>23071690
Its okay anon. Definitely could see you put some effort into it. Though I would say you do need to re-edit it though. In the first I would say I found a few wrong words and a few to many pointless commas.
Example being line 10 which can be reworded to work and shortened.
Please however dont take this negatively and instead use this as a way to improve. I see potential and would hate to have turned you off from writing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23071690
This was decidedly hot. Shoggoths are wonderful and the transformation aspects solidifying her as so devoted and subservient were wonderful. I really liked it alot anon, thank you for a good shoggoth story

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>>23071700
That's the point, they honestly don't understand that this was caused by men being fucked over. If they don't want men gravitating towards other means, they need to fix what is driving them to this.

Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free? This was caused by sexual liberation and people don't want to give up their cushy lives, yet fail to realize that sacrifices are needed to get what they want.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23071690
>Non-memey good Shoggoth smut
bless you for water in this arid starving land

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>>23071892
There was a good shoggoth story a while back about some dude inheriting a house and slowly realizing that the maid was a shoggoth. He freaked out a bit at first but accepted it and joined his new wife in being an eldritch monster. It's frustrating because I can remember the plot but not the title.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23071906
Where they under the water?

[Anonymous No.]

>>23071906
Theres that one and then Enders Toi, the one by... huh, its been so long. I don't even remember his name anymore.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23071690
Fuck off

[Anonymous No.]

>>23071915
Thanks for the tip, not it wasn't that one but I was able to track it down on MGE wiki. It's called "Madness, or the curious case of Phillip Howard"

[Anonymous No.]

>like the idea of a shog
>in almost every way
>hate sticky textures

[Anonymous No.]

>>23071960
Shogs are the one slime where that's not actually an issue.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23071960
Just make her wear a rubber suit all the time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23071960
She will work hard to change her texture for master. Please understand.

[Anonymous No.]

Why haven’t you bred a hellhound yet, don’t you know they’re actually softies who want nothing more than to cuddle [/spoiler] after pinning you to the ground raping you till you leave a loony toons impression on the floor

[Anonymous No.]

I want to be part of an ancient evil rehabilitation initiative.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23071971
Only black men are allowed to breed with hellhounds and sadly I am a pathetic white boy

[Anonymous No.]

>>23071960
You'll stop noticing the stickiness when her body merges with yours on contact.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23071971
Because I can't find one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23071971
That's not my brand of coddling.

[Anonymous No.]

I like to think that hellhounds outside the bedroom are the type of girls that are fine with supplying all the emotional energy needed to keep a relationship going. No matter how much of a naturally lazy or depressive person you are they'll always have enough spirit for the both of you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23072014
I doubt it

[Anonymous No.]

i want to fuck some neet monsters and spoil them with my body

[Anonymous No.]

>>23069906
Any world without California is better than this one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23070013
The danuki cries out in distress as she rapes you.

[Anonymous No.]

i want to confront an oppressive hellhound and tell her that a man's virginity isn't consent for her and all other monsters.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23072179
translation: "oh I am just a huge fucking slut for monster girl pussy please rape my face until I pass out"

[Anonymous No.]

>>23071966
Oh?

>>23071970
I could see that. I can imagine the texture she'd make for me - and I can't describe it in a way that would do it justice. But it's as smooth and soft to silk at a touch, and with the normal give and shift of a slime - like a liquid fabric.

>>23071994
That's another good point.

[Anonymous No.]

How many shortstacks could you carry away and wife? How many would follow you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>23072194
>Oh?
The same girl can turn herself into a fork or a pillow; controlling her texture shouldn't be an issue once it's made clear that sticky is a no-no.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23072187
How did she know?

[Anonymous No.]

>>23072203
True. Smooth and soft are nice. And slippery-slimy is perfect for the bedroom.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23072203
I don't know, those utensils look pretty drippy in the profile picture.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23072201
If my calculations are correct: one in each arm, one riding your shoulders, and one impaled on your dick.

[Anonymous No.]

Goodnight mastah.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23072301
Look I know shadow spawns from beyond the stars don't need to sleep but do you think you could observe be sleeping from a distance further than five centimeters?

[Anonymous No.]

>>23072281
Weak. Try one over each shoulder, two under each arm, one impaled on your dick, one wrapped around waist tonguing your anus, and one sitting on each foot. Maybe one draped over your head, too.

I just developed shortstack armor.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23072313
That supposes your pillow wasn't also made of shog.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23072313
>”I will try, Master.”
>she slinks away to the corner of the room
>Standing.
>Smiling.
>Watching.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23072321
>you feel several eyelids close on your pancreas
Yeah... pillow...

[Anonymous No.]

>>23072321
>>23072327
was kidding, I love my shog so much I sleep inside her
on a bed made of her
they love when they can feel you tossing and turning, absorbing your sweat

[Anonymous No.]

Do you think Runya is total freak in bed, or would she be shy?

Either way, I wanna be the one to pierce sleep goat's pussy, shower her in cummies, and turn her into a mindbroken, ahegaoing mess!

[Anonymous No.]

Anon, come on, just think of all the wild inventions, armor, and weaponry a dorf wife could help you with.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23072368
She's only shy about doing lewd things with her paws, which means you're only supposed to focus on them during sex.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23072373
No. If I'm going to marry a womanlet, let it be a Draph.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23072373
But can she help with my colossal erection?

[Anonymous No.]

>>23072374
Like grab them and hold them tightly when you pound that loli goat pussy with your fully erect dick?

[Anonymous No.]

>>23072352
I just want to cuddle my shog! Tell her that she is the superior waifu!

[Anonymous No.]

>>23072301
That's too far away. I wanna snuggle my meido to sleep, while also laying in a bed-cocoon made of her, suspended in a blanket made of her love nectar, while she's also cuddling me on the other side, and also my pillow.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23072380
And shower them in cum and kisses.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23072381
I want to come home from work, slam the door from the rough day and begin fucking the shog door as my shog wife tries to deal with it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23072387
Cumming on paws is a waste of cummies. Those cummies are best suited for her womb, mouth, and butthole

[Anonymous No.]

>>23072375
But they aren't even womanlets, they're just shorter than average rapists.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23072373
the literal definition of IMAGINE
and I mean literal, literally

[Anonymous No.]

>>23072399
Based.

[Anonymous No.]

What does it feel like to drink shog juice?

[Anonymous No.]

>>23072396
please get that poor shota to safety he's about to be assaulted

[Anonymous No.]

>>23072396
I want to be raped as a shota, by a draphnee-chan!

[Anonymous No.]

Does a Kiki resort to drastic measures like a holstaur if you keep saying no?

[Anonymous No.]

>>23072395
>>23072380
Instructions unclear, came on paws

[Anonymous No.]

>>23072424
You're a disappointment, anon. She wanted you to violate her hardcore to the point of her being a cum-filled slut begging for more baby batter. Now she's unsatisfied and feels like she was a failure in inciting your lust to ravage her

[Anonymous No.]

>>23072424
Also based.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23072431
It's okay. I cuddled her to make her feel better. and then I prone bone fucked her into the bed!

[Anonymous No.]

>>23072435
Better, but still not enough.

[Anonymous No.]

leave poor runya alone

[Anonymous No.]

>>23072442
She's my wife, I do what I want with her!

[Anonymous No.]

>>23072396
I dunno, they're pretty fuckin' short.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23072442
She craves the dick. I will not stop until I see her slutted up in some hardcore porn!

[Anonymous No.]

>>23072450
I seem to be having trouble posting images, but here's a thing: https://danbooru.donmai.us/data/__narmaya_gran_danua_beatrix_anila_and_31_more_granblue_fantasy_and_1_more_drawn_by_mikasayaki__30dfa543674bd244e5b3230ba9923831.jpg

>Male draphs average 210
Fuck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23072408
That depends on what pleases you, and how long you've been her mastah.
For me, it'd probably be fruity and flowery flavored, with a not so subtle hint of her love nectar, and the consistency of a light syrup - feeling almost as if it's playing with your tongue as you swallow.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23072460
>am about the same height as the human reference dude
>narmaya is not even up to my nipples
holy shit dude

[Anonymous No.]

>>23072544
It gets better. That blue line? That's roughly dick height. Most of those girls are standing paizuri height for you. In heels.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23072557
didn't even realize that, she's right on the spot
I am even more erect

[Anonymous No.]

So, with all this talk about Shogs, what would variant Shogs be like?
Like, Parasite Shogs, Queen Shogs, Red Shogs, Dark Shogs, and Nureoshogos?

[Anonymous No.]

What are some terms for the kind of man who adopts 20 zombie lolis from the zombie orphanage?

[Anonymous No.]

High teir monsters trying to be social with the4 lower classes in order to find men

[Anonymous No.]

>>23072582
I think only Queen Shogs and ParaShogs are the only potentially possible variants. Hoping to have a Pshog design soon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23072595
It's not like a powerful mamono would want someone as utterly unremarkable as me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23072595
>vampire getting on in the years
>Try this "mingle" with the commoners
>everyone is a nervous wreck wonding how not to insult you
>Day proves unsuccesful
>Maybe ask lich friend how to socialize
>Can't do that, She's a lich, what does she know about people?
>...A lich that has a "test subject"...
>...Fuck

[Anonymous No.]

>>23072613
You never know.
Maybe she had a bad experice with chad superprick and wants something simpler?

[Anonymous No.]

>>23072582
>>23072608
>Red Shog
Shog with a more magenta slime. More intelligent, and tend to want to show off complex constructs for mastah.

>Dark Shog
Can dissolve objects to "learn" their properties for better constructs. Keeps her core near to mastah, to "recharge" her with his cum as he sees fit.

>Nureoshog
Indigo shog; acts less like a meido. Is a housewife in all senses that word can be.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23072629
But I'm not even simple enough for that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23072613
That might be an incentive to target you
If no one will notice you, then no one will notice when she takes you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23072651
That's true. Who knows, maybe in fantasy RPG land I'd have some kind of inherent stealth ability or something beneficial like that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23072622
How can a vampire suck so badly at dating that a lich got a man before she did?

[Anonymous No.]

>>23072677
>cute autist girl vs. stuck up CC
Gee, I wonder

[Anonymous No.]

>>23072683
The lich could of just kidnapped him with skeletons or somes shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23072686
>cute autist girl with cute kuu servants
You're only helping the lich here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23072642
What about bubble shog?

[Anonymous No.]

>>23072713
They specifically want to use their body to clean mastah, and develop a distinctive smell that only mastah finds pleasant. Also, anything that might melt in a normal shoghome bubbles away here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23072582
I discussed the concept of parasite shogs in the thread months ago, but what I created was basically just a nureonago.

The general concept I started with was, you'd have a shoggoth that didn't properly transition into a modern shog, so it would just be a formless blob seeking "love". It doesn't know how to express love, nor does it know how to serve humans, so it seeks out a human girl in love and merges with her.

The host gains the powers of a shoggoth and a compulsion to serve the boy that she likes. As the symbiosis develops, the parasite learns more about serving humans, and the compulsions change to match. The host still has its human emotions though, so she can be a total dork mentally despite acting like a perfect meido. When the parasite learns to consider sexual acts as a type of service, the host will feel a drive towards them that is completely separate from her own sex drive. However, if the parasite notices that the service is better when the host's sex drive is in agreement with parasite's compulsion, then the parasite will start learning how to manipulate the host's sex drive. This includes stuff like physically stimulating her body and inserting lewd daydreams into her mind, all without disturbing her work thanks to the shoggoth powers. Because of this, you can tell when a shog host is horny because she will be using the shoggoth powers much more liberally.

Sometimes, the sexual conditioning phase is skipped because some girls would just get turned on by how they are essentially being used as a sex toy by the parasite to please the master.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23072767
>girls would just get turned on by how they are essentially being used as a sex toy by the parasite to please the master.
Boner, you shouldn't be up this late. You need your rest to stay big and strong.

[Anonymous No.]

Bully.

[Anonymous No.]

A wolf is fine too

[Anonymous No.]

>>23071690
>as I drove up in my car (which was Sally) and stepped out and picked up my luggage (which was Sally) and stopped to fix my sunglasses (Sally)

[Anonymous No.]

>>23072767
Not what I expected but interesting. A bit different to how I view my own pshog wife but still definitely something to consider changing in the future.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23069523
I couldn't find this description of her in that one chapter. Neither any explicit description of death(just people laying on the ground around her). What a weird thing to lie about when the story already got real problems. Is there some drama I am not aware of?

[Anonymous No.]

>>23072917
I wanna stick things in that cheshire's mouth, primarily my dick, tongue, nose, and fingers. Yeah, I'm weird, but I'm a slut for cheshires

[Anonymous No.]

>>23073071
Just wanna jam my tongue at full force all the way in it while she's spewing out obscenities at me

[Anonymous No.]

>>23073091
Imagine her giving your face a tongue bath as you pound her pussy in missionary position or as she rides you in reverse missionary.
Imagine that deep, sloppy kiss you give each other as you climax together, swapping spit, breathing each other in.
>All you see is her
>All you hear is her
>All you feel is her
>All you smell is her
>All you taste is her
In that moment in pure bliss

[Anonymous No.]

>>23073071
>>23073091
Cheshire mouthpussy!
It would be like that one touhou Yukari doujin

[Anonymous No.]

>>23073109
If you're gonna reference it, you should link it

[Anonymous No.]

>>23073116
It's futa Reimu x Yukari

[Anonymous No.]

>>23073121

[Anonymous No.]

>>23072898
Wolves are always fine

[Anonymous No.]

>>23073182
Wolves are sexy
Wolves are perfect
Wolves are excellent guard dogs
Wolves are excellent girlfriends
Wolves are forever loyal so therefore
Wolves are better than Cheshires

[Anonymous No.]

Who are the most insufferable memesters besides cheshire cats?

[Anonymous No.]

>>23073198
Wolves are big and strong!

[Anonymous No.]

>>23073222
Ancient succ who wants to be hip and cool

[Anonymous No.]

>>23073279
Dumb succ just deserves to be fucc

[Anonymous No.]

>>23073284
Mature succubi is my thing anyway

[Anonymous No.]

INHALE THE MOFU
EXHALE THE MOFU
INJECT THE MOFU INTO MY BLOODSTREAM
THERE ARE GOOD MOFU
AND THERE ARE BAD MOFU
WHY HAS GOD ABANDONED US?

[Anonymous No.]

>be getting a blowjob from a dragon
>she takes you down to the base
>that's when you feel your groin getting hot
>she's using her mamonomana-fueled dragon breath on you while she's sucking you off
>your dick gets even more "fired up" and it's not long until you're filling her stomach to the brim with your semen

[Anonymous No.]

>>23073376
She's a very Bad dragon

[Anonymous No.]

>>23073324
As a vorefag and mouth fetishist, this pic does things to me

[Anonymous No.]

>>23073392
It is sexually suggestive to most people 2bh

[Anonymous No.]

>>23073401
Of course, but my mind is wandering into a different direction than most

[Anonymous No.]

Fucking wocks

[Anonymous No.]

>>23073376
This but with a Jabberwock

[Anonymous No.]

>>23073455
>Wonderland Casinos
>Establishments backed by the Queen of Hearts and run by all manner of Wonderland races
>Money is exchanged for chips and vice-versa just like any other casino
>Over time, patrons succumb to the sights and sounds of the casino, along with a potent blend of aphrodisiacs mixed in with the complimentary drinks and snacks, and even the air they breath
>Become more open to riskier bets, with higher stakes and special conditions such as punishment games
>Either through greed or necessity, become willing to bet more than just money is special wagers with staff members that have caught your eye
>Understandably, the floor, the bar, and the chapel are open 24/7

[Anonymous No.]

>>23073592
>strip poker with Trumparts
>there's always someone getting dragged away into a back room by those monstergirls after they lose all their clothes

[Anonymous No.]

>>23073592
I want to do a risky bet with the dominatrix hatter!

[Anonymous No.]

>>23073670
What's the wager?

[Anonymous No.]

>>23073745
Probably play one of the casino games against her with my soul on the line.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23073759
Well then I'll play vidya with her kid sister

[Anonymous No.]

>>23073759
Ah yes, a classic shadow game
Winner gets the loser's soul. Either way, you'll be together forever.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23073781
Hopefully I know what I am getting myself in to.

>>23073771
Cute. Is she a dom loli or something?

[Anonymous No.]

>>23073771
>Loli Hatter having a tea party with other loli wonderland girls
>shota anon accidentally stumbles upon them and become secret friends

[Anonymous No.]

>>23073455
Wocks are for going to the beach with

[Anonymous No.]

Monster lolis are for womb bloating tier loving.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23073592
What happens if I cheat? Or cheat-but-not-really by counting cards?

[Anonymous No.]

>>23073222
Probably Alps, it's always the fucking Alps.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23073324
I will fucking punt any succubus that steals my snack, fucking hell.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23069819
whats the fun of monster girls if they are just going to act like a normal girl?

[Anonymous No.]

>>23073957
I would say it's for bullying purposes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23073592
I want to visit the Winterstown casino and gamble my body heat to the lonely Glacies and Yeti dealers

[Anonymous No.]

>Monster girls will become real and invade our world
BUT
>Your sole wife and only sexual partner will be a cu sith

Do you push the button to make it happen?

[Anonymous No.]

>>23074205
I am willing to take the fall for my fellow degenerates

[Anonymous No.]

How dangerous is it to go down on a monster who's thighs can crush watermelons?

[Anonymous No.]

>>23074205
I'll mail the button to someone else. There's always one fucker out there like
>>23074226 we'd actually appreciate for once. I'd gladly bang an echidna or something in a "only one girl can come through" scenario, though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23074226
Based. When we go through the portal i will find you and we will have beers in a seedy-looking bar manned by Onis.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23074226
Personality-wise, they're good girls, so I'm sure it won't be too bad. Besides, mamono mana will change your preferences to be attracted to her over time. Now cait siths on the other hand, they're just awful all around.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23073797
>Is she a dom loli or something
Let me put it this way: despite being a professional gambler her older sister has never dared challenge her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23072767
Every part of that sounds amazing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23074239
Less dangerous than motorboating a Monstergirl whose ‘watermelons’ can crush thighs! My Dear Wife has to carry a license for dangerous weapons when we leave wonderland, and not for her saber!

[Anonymous No.]

Why would I ever want a Kiki when Shogs are a thing?

[Anonymous No.]

>>23074370
Because shogs are worse.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23074370
Why would i ever want a Shog when Kikis are a thing? I like my maids solid, not slimy and slippery.

[Anonymous No.]

>Theaters filled with succs

[Anonymous No.]

>>23074370
They are both extremely cute and good girls. They also fulfill a sort of ying and yang dichotomy.
Shoggoth act more upfront submissive, but their desire to have you just stay in and relax all the time makes them actually secretly pretty dominant and calmly in control of everything, wanting to ara ara you and keep you docile and spoiled.
Kikimora act more upfront dominant, encouraging you to make something of yourself and take charge, but this leads to you becoming the true man of the household that she secretly wants to lord over her and make her feel like a submissive little maid.
They’re both wonderful.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23074412
This guy gets it. Excellent tastes btw.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23074388
Provide your evidence.

>>23074400
Shogs have
>More ways of helping mastah
>More ways of being close and intimate with mastah
>More lewd options with mastah (including better-tasting love nectar)
>Can learn to better control their forms, allowing for any texture you want, when you want it
>Sliminess literally doesn't ruin or get in the way of anything

[Anonymous No.]

>>23074412
That is a good explanation.
Shogs also, however, allow those who are self-motivated and lack the means or time to pursue their goals exactly that.
Shogs liberate you from society, Kikis pull you above society.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23074411
>"But i can't go alone when there's probably going to be a lot of couples"
I kinda want to see her face when she goes and it's actually full of succubus that thought just like her. There is also that one single Anon who's a hopeless romantic that won't leave the theather with his pelvis intact.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23074412
Kikis are the opposite. They are the submissive servants unless you are a slob then they go rape mode.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>23074412
>Oh Mastah, you of course know best, wanting to stay in from that horrible rain. Why does it look purple? Silly mastah~ So silly~ let me take your shoes off, kind mastah...

>Come come, Master! A little rain won’t stop you from making that presentation. O-oh! You already made the deal and delegated your schedule for the day? What are you going to do today then...? Me?! W-what kind of answer is that...!

[Anonymous No.]

>>23074426
Shogs don't have fluff.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23074370
Wendi maids > Kiki maids > Shog maids

[Anonymous No.]

>>23074412
I actually want to have both. Having a strict dominant Kiki that it's discipline and serious faces all the time, and a Shog that is relaxed and submissive that always sneaks you snacks when Kiki isn't looking. But in bed their roles get reversed and Kiki is a blushing mess while Shoggy gently dom us into orgasm.

Man, that would be a fucking dream come true.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23074446
Mofu potion

[Anonymous No.]

>>23074447
>The Winterstown girls go on a field trip to a maid center
>a fun day of learning about being a maid ends with them practicing cooking for a man
>Yeti makes a hearty poutine, not very healthy but absolutely delicious and well intentioned
>Yuki makes a delicate sorbet, very light and small portion but perfectly plated and tranquil
>Wendi-chan makes a burger. It’s messy and there’s a bite missing

[Anonymous No.]

>>23074467
Awawaaa, must've been an Alaskan Field Maus...

[Anonymous No.]

>>23074463
You can say anything potion to any girl so that's not allowed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23074452
Meido Equilibrium

[Anonymous No.]

>>23074446
>Learn mastah likes fluff
>Spend months learning to create fluff
>Eventually be able to mofu from every direction

>>23074412
I don't particularly care to make something of myself. All of my ambitions are dead.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23074467
Ganbatte, Wendi-chan. You’ll find something you’re good at.

[Anonymous No.]

Around Elves watch yourselves.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23074492
But even then it will be bootleg fluffy, kinda slimy and cool unlike top tier feather fluff.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23074528
Kinda slimy isn't too bad, but Shog-chan would be warm all over! Especially when I'm rubbing her floof!

[Anonymous No.]

>>23074516
I want to put a chastity belt on an Elf and then run away with the key.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23074329
That's pretty scary

[Anonymous No.]

>>23074638
You just found out the way to turn prey into a persistence predator.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23074663
Wel, a guy tied to a wall once told me that with great pleasure comes great pain. The position he was in seemed quite uncomfortable, so i guess he must be right.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23074310
At least cait siths don't have snouts. If you shaved their torso and face, you'd get a normal cat girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23074682
If i ever commit sudoku by snu-snu, this is how i want it to go.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23074687
I want to be tied to a wall and be milked by dominatrix hatter's thighs

[Anonymous No.]

>>23074785
>lose to Hatter Dominatrix
>get tied up
>before she starts doing her thing you cry out CHANGE PLACES

[Anonymous No.]

Can onis be soft instead of brick walls?

[Anonymous No.]

>>23074842
Kek. Though there would no mercy when you change back

[Anonymous No.]

>>23074785
This but a shoggoth.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>23074785
this but with a flat vampire

[Anonymous No.]

Remember, never trust foxes

[Anonymous No.]

I'm gonna make a very lewd contract with a very lewd demon and then only use her for very cute and loving things like cuddling and walks in the park!

[Anonymous No.]

>>23074909
A flat, bratty loli vampire

[Anonymous No.]

I don't even know what a Kiki would make of me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23074934
A proper master

[Anonymous No.]

>>23074848
Why not? Big soft Oni so comfy that you can fall asleep in her embrace.
Hell, you probably could even find Onis belonging to Sabbath if you look hard enough.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23074945
But how? What would I do? What would my goals be?

[Anonymous No.]

>>23074958
Being a good father

[Anonymous No.]

>>23074951
Oh look, it's Suhecksu machine

[Anonymous No.]

>>23074205
>push the button
>then pull the trigger
Everyone win !
Even the Cu Sith, she just don't know it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23073826
i wanna be on a private beach with a fish

[Anonymous No.]

>>23074919
i will keep this in mind

[Anonymous No.]

>>23074997
There is certainly an allure to proto-Kikis, i will never understand why KC dropped their design. I still like vanilla Kikis though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23072453
too bad, you'll get adult momonika instead

[Anonymous No.]

>>23074205
Don't be mean, judging people by their looks is very rude.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23075161
Its the ears.
Gives them a more noble look.

[Anonymous No.]

Worship the Demon Lord and her daughters

[Anonymous No.]

>>23075232
My wife is better at sex than the demon lord!

[Anonymous No.]

>>23074900
It goes both ways.

[Anonymous No.]

GImme some ideas for rata porn

[Anonymous No.]

>>23075283
Rata watching Anon's search history and practicing his most-searched kinks!

[Anonymous No.]

>>23075283
Puffy cunny

[Anonymous No.]

>>23075263
I heard a Hellhound can matepress you with the strenght of 20 horsepussies of power.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23075283
Reverse cowgirl, with guy hugging and huffing her tail.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23075283
A gang of black men brutally rape a rata while her pathetic shrimp dick white husband watches in despair. The rata is impregnated and her husband is forced to raise a black child that isn't his.

[Anonymous No.]

^ Can we report posts like this?
I don't wanna give him a (You)

[Anonymous No.]

>>23075349
>racism outside of /b/

[Anonymous No.]

Sylphs are so criminally underrated. It makes my love for my darling Sylph a little more special, I suppose, but there's also so little Sylph content.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23075353
>interracial sex is racist

[Anonymous No.]

>>23075232
God damn I want to impregnate Mari, it's such a shame she's taken.
I guess impregnating her daughter is still okay.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23075283
don't do rata reverse gang-rape, i'm drawing that first after i finish drawing my current thing

[Anonymous No.]

>>23075369

we can't report you for being a twat so we make due with wat we got

[Anonymous No.]

>>23075325
I was already thinking of doing something like this. I know I wanted to somehow show rata chest, the rata getting fucked, and also tail hug to cover the guy's face, cuz not super interested in doing a self insert

[Anonymous No.]

>>23075385
So you admit that he didn't even break any real rules?

[Anonymous No.]

>>23075283
Standing 69

[Anonymous No.]

>>23075385
Don't reply to the waste of sperm
Don't give them the satisfaction

[Anonymous No.]

>>23075283
Rata "laying" fake eggs with an embarassed look on her face while saying something about her being better than a stupid bird.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23075385
I want to get reported so i get thrown into the feral Kiki hole!

[Anonymous No.]

>>23075373
Like a horde of ratas ganging up on one dude? I'm into it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23075232
i will only worship the first lilim that shows me her ass

[Anonymous No.]

>>23075385
>we can't report you for being a twat
Repeatedly posting garbage you know nobody likes just to piss people off is trolling by definition, that's reportable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23075349
yeah i do. It might not work, but no shame in trying.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23075427
yes, a horde of ratas ganging up one guy to steal his nut.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23075385
Just report anyway for trolling retard. It literally is what he is doing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23075458
Only if they make bad puns like this too.

[Anonymous No.]

What would a yandere Alice be like?

[Anonymous No.]

>>23075467
You can be yandere and jealous without being overtly sexual. They could cling to their oniichan and not want to let him near other women.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23075458
there better be a rata trying to sit on his face

[Anonymous No.]

>>23075474
I know. But I'd want to see what an overly clingy and jealous Alice would be like. Plus, once Alice-chan had been with her onii-chan at least once, she'd unconsciously be lewd.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23075482
Probably just by being overly bratty and pouty. Demanding that he only "play" or give his "special hugs" to her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23075467
I want to explore this trope, how does getting stranded on an island full of tribal yandere elves sound?

[Anonymous No.]

Good dog, good dog

[Anonymous No.]

>>23075497
>overly bratty and pouty
Fuck, that'd be hard to resist in any way.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23074467
>time for the cleaning lesson at Maid School
>Yeti sweeps the floors and dusts the blinds, some of the mess being her own fur shed
>Yuki wipes down the counters and sink, polishing with her own cold breath to really bring out that shine
>Wendi-chan is hiding behind the sofa from the vacuum that's nearly as tall as her
She's going to be a maid someday, but maybe not today

[Anonymous No.]

>>23075504
what scenario would cause a kobold to disobey her master and rape him?

[Anonymous No.]

>>23074848
yes

[Anonymous No.]

>>23075550
Negligence, like many other monsters if you don't keep their libido satiated they'll do it themselves by force

[Anonymous No.]

>>23075550
Deny her long enough, this will make the most gentle girl to snap eventually.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23075562
>>23075568
can this happen with umi-osho, alice, and sea bishop?

[Anonymous No.]

>>23075516
It’s good her friends are so supportive of her

[Anonymous No.]

>>23075562
If I get off on teasing monster girls, how long would it take for a demon to snap and just rape me? A day? A week? Would she tease me back until I signed her contract?

[Anonymous No.]

>>23075516
Wendi is cute! But these stories just seem to further my love of yuki-onnas.Assuming Yuki is a Yuki-Onna of course.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23075554
soft onis are cute

[Anonymous No.]

>>23075607
She is. She’s the ojou of the group, but a kindhearted one. Yeti is the genki tomboy canuk. Wendi-chan is Wendi-chan.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23075568
Anyone who can deny sex to a Holst that much is practically an Alp at this point.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23075550
>>23075568
a good girl would never do that, she might grind on his things though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23075613
Is Wendi good at anything?

[Anonymous No.]

>>23075622
She's good at making my heart throb.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23075622
She’s good at trying her best, collecting sticks, being a supportive friend, and, though the opportunity almost never comes up, she’s a deadeye with a rifle. No one knows how.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23075590
ignoring an umi-osho's libido is considered harm and japanese sea monsters will drag you into the ocean and rape you because they care about umi-osho

[Anonymous No.]

>>23075622
Wendi-chan things!

[Anonymous No.]

>>23075617
>implying everyone has the same tastes in women

[Anonymous No.]

>>23075607
I could never love a yuki-onna.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23075637
That’s cold, anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>23075637
Less competition for me then.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23075636
Don't try to trick me, Anon, a good ol' paizuri with those cow tits can make any man cum, don't deny it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23075651
>paizuri
>cowtits
Not my thing. Thin girls with medium-small breasts and delicately curved hips are the best.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23075645
They're too cold. I hate the cold, and can't stand cold things.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23075628
I would prefer if the Umi-osho did it herself, or at least that the other monsters only helped her rape me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23075682
I like the cold, hate being hot. Snow and cold, still, overcast days are tranquil as well as beautiful. Just like my wife.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23075698
I'm perfectly fine to eat food that came out of the oven a few minutes ago, drink freshly brewed coffee, and cover up in blankets, all on an 80F day. But I can't stand snow or ice or ice cream or any of that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23075674
Daily reminder that this is Sabbath propaganda.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23075686
umi-oshos are almost reverse hellhounds, they can't rape if they tried

[Anonymous No.]

>>23075727
That's why they need help from other monsters

[Anonymous No.]

>>23075708
I'd rather be a cumpump for a group of Sabbath lolis than have to deal with a titcow.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23075736
I bet your imouto tells you when you can cum too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23075727
And that's why they're great.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23075283
Runya disguised as a rata, getting pounded by from behind

[Anonymous No.]

>>23075751
No, I tell my imouto when she can touch her little clit, and she takes my cummies whenever I want to use her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23075762
I bet you like handholding too, you disgusting degenerate.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23075783
Of course. And headpats. Even in public.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23075783
>>23075811
>Even in public.
>cryingocelomeh.png

[Anonymous No.]

>>23075811
>even in public
You are the kind of person my momster warned me about. I hope you burn in headpat heaven.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23075370
Impregnate Mari anyways

>>23075232
I wanna facefuck Mari so hard. Wish we had art of that

[Anonymous No.]

>>23075232
I only worship canon lilims who act like one, not OCs, specially that whore

[Anonymous No.]

>>23075232
Make me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23075869
>Impregnate Mari anyways
I'm just gonna pretend there's an alt universe where she's not taken.
I want to may Martain to make more art of her but they never open commissions.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23075869
>>23075909
Maritan gave their explicit approval to imagine alternate universes where (you) can fuck the lewd lim all you like so it's open season on that ass.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23075927
Perfect.
Now I want a Mari smut story.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23074919
There is nothing more trustworthy than a fox.

[Anonymous No.]

are human men allowed to:
-purchase items without their waifu's knowledge and permission?
-vote?
-have credit card or loans in their own name?
-prosecute their waifu or soon-to-be-waifu for rape?
-claim equal pay for doing the same work as monsters?
-own property on the same term as monsters?
-and be outside past their legally-registered curfew that's been set by their waifus?

[Anonymous No.]

>>23072393
don't fuck your own house just because it's made of shog

[Anonymous No.]

>>23075994
Read that as horse first

[Anonymous No.]

>>23075958
You and me both.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23075995
>fucking a shogtaur

[Anonymous No.]

I need a mofu Jinko, buff and fluff in harmony

[Anonymous No.]

>>23075992
My ideal monstergirl setting is literally current day Earth, so yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23075992
Yes, it’s a monarchy, yes, that’s not illegal, theoretical yes but they will never get the same job description, yes, absolutely not.

[Anonymous No.]

>holding a loli Demon's hand in public, and her horns, butt and hips in private

[Anonymous No.]

>>23075992
>-purchase items without their waifu's knowledge and permission?
No, men could buy condoms and sneak-wear it on them during sex in the dark and combat their waifu's will to procreate
>-vote?
No, this country is a MONSTERS's responsibility, not yours. Your waifu knows what's better for you and her community
>-have credit card or loans in their own name?
No, your waifu will take care of your monetary requirements to afford goods and services that are available for men.
>-prosecute their waifu or soon-to-be-waifu for rape?
No, rape is a scientifically proven to be a healthy activity for monsters and men will start liking it during the rape anyways
>-claim equal pay for doing the same work as monsters?
No, men are far weaker and unable to do grueling tasks that monsters can excel at with no hassle in comparison.
>-own property on the same term as monsters?
No, that is seen as an opportunity to strengthen the oppressive defenses towards the monster sisterhood. plus, men are property.
>-and be outside past their legally-registered curfew that's been set by their waifus?
No, all husbands need to be within the premises of their waifu's home to ensure their safety and sexual availability when needed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23075992
Yes to most of these, it would be unreasonable for these laws to be around when bachelors exist at all.
>-prosecute their waifu or soon-to-be-waifu for rape?
>implying raping an unmarried man will be a crime

[Anonymous No.]

>>23076043
>Teasing your succ daughteru by grabbing her by the horns and motioning her back and forth towards your crotch
Best she learn at a young age what she's gonna be doing her whole life

[Anonymous No.]

>>23076050
>buy condoms and sneak-wear it on them during sex
If she can't tell he has rubber on the moment he inserts it, she deserves getting bamboozled.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23076050
Hey wait a minute...

[Anonymous No.]

>>23076067
?

[Anonymous No.]

>>23076055
Loli succs need to learn early.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23076000
She's not comfortable turning into a motorcycle or a car, old method works the best for her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23076051
Wurm is the most talented lawyer out there. I would hire her in a heartbeat.

[Anonymous No.]

>Black Harpy circa 2015

[Anonymous No.]

>>23076263
>be too fat
>end up crushing the eggs

[Anonymous No.]

>Be you
>Completely unremarkable
>Average looking at best
>Your skills are limited to mediocre gaming and masturbation
>Get teleported into the MGE world, on a road a few miles from town
>Unbeknownst to you, you produce a godly amount of mana, enough to make MGs think you're a highly, trained Order hero, blessed by the Chief God herself
>Start your semi-panicked journey to civilization
>See a walled city in the distance
>As you approach, you notice an entire army of monster girls are guarding the city
>Can only guess that they're about to be attacked
>Look behind to see if there're some attackers behind you
>Nope, nothing
>You decide to chug along to the city
>You see them readying their weapons and spells
>Start to autistically think they're going to attack you
What do?
What happens next?
What lucky MG, if any, gets to claim you, the "super powerful hero", as her hubby?

[Anonymous No.]

How would an Echidna react if you bypassed or sequence broke her dungeon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>23076426
I drop trou', gesture to my groin and say "LAAAADDDIIIEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSS'

[Anonymous No.]

>>23076051
>implying bachelors would exist when the most serious crime would be being single while male

[Anonymous No.]

>>23076426
Embrace my inner chuuniness, convince some monstergirls to become the entourage of the "great hero" and bluff my way into the city. Gather a nearly invincible party of monstergirl warriors and mages and then see for how long i can maintain the ruse. If i can somehow fool everyone indefinitely then i start saving money and do some "kingdom building" for myself.

After that only comfy days are to be had.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23076449
Yahoo! Yahoo!Yahooyahyahyayayayyyyyyyyyyyy-

[Anonymous No.]

Owls truly are the master bird race.

[Anonymous No.]

>scared of bugs
>soldier beetle is immensely cute to me
How does that work?

[Anonymous No.]

>>23075992
Not me, that's for sure haha

[Anonymous No.]

>>23076472
Sabbath would lobby against it because that could severely cut down the number of potential onii-chans.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23076496
I fucking hate owls

[Anonymous No.]

Does your waifu have a backstory before she met you?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>23076506
>detest all kind of insects
>imagining any spider type mg cornering me drives me to fearboner absolutely fast
fuck

[Anonymous No.]

WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME!?

[Anonymous No.]

>>23076055
Only with an adopted Demon daughter that's slutty enough to tease you back by closing her eyes and opening her mouth wide when you're doing that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23076538
Spiders aren't insects, Anon.
>>23076506
What do you find scary about them? Whatever it is, Soldier Beetle's cuteness trumps it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23076530
Nobody hates owls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23076478
>Rumors start to spread between the girls how great a battlemage you are
>They start making up stories about your travels
>These stories make you a semi-legend around the country
Better hope no one gets the balls to challenge you in battle. I could see a salamander with balls bigger than the sun doing so

[Anonymous No.]

>>23076533
I'm afraid I'm gonna need sauce on that

[Anonymous No.]

>>23076553
WHATEVER THEY ARE I DONT CARE I DONT WANT A SPIDER NEAR ME

[Anonymous No.]

>>23076553
Their mindlessness and erraticness. So I guess Monstergirls easily overcome that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23076564
Maybe i can pull a "mc luck" moment and win by a technicality?

[Anonymous No.]

>>23076554
Winged mofu!

[Anonymous No.]

>a lilem but she's part hellhound
thoughts?

[Anonymous No.]

>>23076589
You better hope so, or all those submissive followers you've obtained will start domming you day and night, and you'll be the laughing stock of the town

[Anonymous No.]

is it safe to anal fuck a non-mammal waifu while she lays an egg from her pussy?

[Anonymous No.]

>>23076594
yes

[Anonymous No.]

>>23076603
Should probably recruit yanderes or P'Orcs only then.

[Anonymous No.]

What do I win if I beat the champion jinko?

[Anonymous No.]

>>23076644
whats wrong with p'orcs?

[Anonymous No.]

>>23076594
There are probably several lilim hybrids out there. Wonder what the DL and her husband did to make a lilim turn out like that though. Probably some crazy battle before "hate-sex" roleplay.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23076426
I try to communicate that I come in peace and attempt to find some sorceress that will help me get back home, maybe all my mana will make it easier for her to work.
Whether it's true or not, it could cause a stir if I let it slip that I'm small fry in my world, monsters finally understanding what a fearboner feels like when they figure men in my world must be on level of gods.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23076660
I might be wrong, but aren't they the type of orcs that are dom-like and haughty until you dom them yourself and after that become eternally submissive to you or something? If i'm going to get discovered i might want some MGs that will still defend me regardless.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23075895
But Anon, she is canon, and she does act like a lilim.
Kenkou even approves of her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23076571
https://twitter.com/Thunder1250/status/1112172163937812481

[Anonymous No.]

>>23076543
cute mg art

[Anonymous No.]

>>23076659
A lifelong career of incredible pain.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23076666
Well succubi are masters of disguise anyway. So it's not like they can't just magic themselves some dog ears.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23076554
floofy

[Anonymous No.]

>>23076554

[Anonymous No.]

>>23076705
True. Especially lilims.

Remember to worship lilims and join the demon army

[Anonymous No.]

>>23076732
Flunfy obwl

[Anonymous No.]

>>23076736
>Remember to worship lilims
Okay so BULLY LILIMS! LILIMS ARE SHIT!

[Anonymous No.]

>>23076749
>Release the ushis!

[Anonymous No.]

>>23076760
Battle cattle!

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>23076736
if i worship the hellhound lilem i'll get this shit
>>23076050

[Anonymous No.]

>>23076760
Not sure what you mean, Ushis are pure and wouldn't rape anyone without consent.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23076554
Superb owl who swoops up lost travelers and drops them back in town before the other winter monsters can sniff him out

[Anonymous No.]

>>23076760
but ushis are dangerous if their eye-sash gets taken off by accident

[Anonymous No.]

>>23076779
Nothing wrong with that

[Anonymous No.]

Reminder that the giantess spammers's posts are reportable for "trolling outside /b/" or "spamming/flooding".
Reminder that the more people report all of that autistic retard's shitspam, the faster the mods notice it.

[Anonymous No.]

Anyone know of a story with a plot similar to this, of an anon who gets attacked by a monster girl claiming to be his wife from another dimension and dragging him back home? The idea is there, but this writing stinks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23076810
Also you can try this.
https://www.4channel.org/feedback

[Anonymous No.]

>>23076800
it's unfair. the law favors monsters.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23076810
I try but I feel like the only one cause the admins never fucking ban them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23076830
You’re not the only one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23076789
>Hoo hoo! Hello there, traveller! I’m the Superb Owl of Winterstown! I see you’ve become lost in the woods. You must be careful! Dangerous things are frozen out here in the wild lands. Years ago, a great calamity struck this land, and even though time has passed, its difficult to say whether it is truly buried away... Regardless, I will take you back to town if you prefer. But there may be more to your journey yet! Do you want me to repeat all that?

>Yes
>No

[Anonymous No.]

>>23076828
And monsters favor you!

[Anonymous No.]

>>23076674
Its more "first encounter sets the stage"
Winner gets to be the dom, no take backsies

[Anonymous No.]

>>23076844
Point me in the direction of the nearest Wendigo!

[Anonymous No.]

>>23076800
Tell that to maledom monsters.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23076844
Can I go home please?

[Anonymous No.]

>>23076875
>She carries you back to her home
>it's now yours too

[Anonymous No.]

>>23076844
Yes... I MEAN NO, FUCK.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23075833
i would have such trouble not huffing my rapecat in public

[Anonymous No.]

>>23075994
>implying i'm not going to come home sit down and scoop up some of my couch and expect it to become a shog pussy

[Anonymous No.]

I wanna give a tired Mamano Army Officer a massage. Don’t care what species, she deserves some relaxation making the tough decisions out there on the front lines.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23076828
For your own good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23076910
No Anon don't do it! Don't you know that huffing ocelomeh fluff in public is the fastest way to get "sacrificed"? And how do you think your lovey dovey rape cat waifu will feel knowing she has to rape you in front of those lecherous priestesses?

[Anonymous No.]

>>23076530
everyone is fond of owls...except for mice and shrews.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23076814
If this happened to me i would be honestly paralized with confusion. Like when someone is mad angry at you and the only thing you can think of is to appease them, but in this case you don't even know her so your mind just... crashes, not knowing what to do while she just rants madly.

It's a nice idea though, but as far as i know writefag business is kinda dead for the thread. Not even sure where i can scratch my itch for reading here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23076936
Your client species today is: Tiger

[Anonymous No.]

>>23076865

[Anonymous No.]

>>23076972
Is following the faint awawa in the distance a good advice?

[Anonymous No.]

>>23076959
We’ll start with a deep tissue massage on her lower back, work our way up to release that tension in her shoulder blades, then move down her arms and finally end with an inch-by-inch tail massage from base to tip. I hope it helps her relax!

[Anonymous No.]

>>23076947
i'll just have to steal huffs when nobody is looking or accept the consequences for being unable to resist her

[Anonymous No.]

>>23076995
Awawas are dangerous to follow, but if you suddenly smell barbecue through a blizzard it wouldn't hurt to follow that

[Anonymous No.]

>>23077001
Tigers may not be able to purr, but she’d probably be a chuffing mess after that.
I hope she doesn’t have anywhere important to be for the rest of the day because she’ll probably be more limp than a ragdoll cat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23076995
If you’re hopelessly lost and have no better options, then yes. Otherwise you’re kinda taking your chances.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23077023
Another client satisfied!
>anon doesn’t realize he’s racking up a harem of Mamano officers that are all keeping tabs on him

[Anonymous No.]

>>23077018
What are the chances of a nice barbecue going on in the middle of mg articland?

[Anonymous No.]

>>23077072
Polar bear girls like to cook fish outside of their igloos and you get a free, big bear to cuddle up to

[Anonymous No.]

>>23077072
Papa Wendi loves grilling with the boys
Selkies also may have crude grill outs. They’re Monstergirls though, please do not call them weirdo cosplayers. They have a proud culture.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to know what a proper wendi's "awawa" sounds like. My only frame of reference comes from OTs-12 in Girls' Frontline, since she makes the same noise when you pick her up in the dorm.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23076426
One of four things:
>I whisper my story to the wind, so that a Sylph may hear. I form a covenant with her, marry her, and together we keep up the illusion, because it's fun.
>I get ambushed by a Succ looking for a promotion, and, while she's happy to have a husband, she's disappointed that I'm no legendary chosen hero.
>I take advantage of how startled the mamono are, rush to the town's library, and start actually studying magic. I ambush and claim as my wife a cute, awkward, JK mamono - maybe a Tengu or Owl Mage.
>I use my reputation to challenge a powerful mamono, like a Dark Matter or Lilim. During the combat banter, I slowly approach her, then grope her pussy. Whether she accepts my dominance, or teaches me a lesson, I now have someone who can help me reach the point everyone believes I am.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23077145
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O6HIIZ5j3dY

[Anonymous No.]

>>23077190
I'd say this, but I always imagined them with a bit more whispery/raspeyness to their voices. Otherwise perfect cadence and pitch.

[Anonymous No.]

Would a yandere masochist mamono get off on me fucking other girls?

[Anonymous No.]

where does the fur coat of a wendy come from?

[Anonymous No.]

what monster would rape you at a children's playground full of kids and parents?

[Anonymous No.]

>>23077258
Depends. Did you come there as a father or as a son?

[Anonymous No.]

>>23077258
Almost all of them. Remember, sex is considered family values to monster girls

[Anonymous No.]

>>23077271
This. Read the description of the tentacle forest. Families will go to the edge of it for picnics and have a big family orgy.
Monstergirls dont fuck around man. Er, well, they do, but what i mean is, they are really serious about having sex all the time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23077250
You can find a yandere Bicorn for sure.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23077258
Going to the playground is a great place to find a wife in MGE world! So many pure lolis curious about sex ready to take you in however you like

[Anonymous No.]

>>23077286
What about a yandere Alice or Umi Osho with a kink like that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>23077258
Outside of the most correct answer already stated, I bet echidnas would. Seeing children would make them want to have more children. It's a positive feedback loop, and god forbid her husband is a shota.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23077190
I feel like they should do some kind of "Wild Kingdom" documentary on Wendigo's or at least one akin to Blackfoot from Dexter.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jsJNJB09i0k

[Anonymous No.]

>>23077282
>That one loli anubis that went to the playground alone
>Has no friends
>Is too autistic and shy to pursue a man
>Has to watch all the other girls fuck their daddies, brothers, and whatever pedophile showed up looking for a wife

[Anonymous No.]

>>23077316
I'd play with her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23077320
She brought her legos!

[Anonymous No.]

>>23077327
Awesome! I like building ships.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23077337
No, no, no. That's not what you'll be building

[Anonymous No.]

>>23077269
Son.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23077341
Oh? What will I be building, then?

[Anonymous No.]

>>23077354
Pyramids

[Anonymous No.]

If I get into relationships with a demon and procrastinate about signing the pact how long before she makes me?

[Anonymous No.]

>>23077363
Okay, but, like, what if the pyramids ARE ships?

[Anonymous No.]

>>23077363
Pyramids are neat. I'd love to build pyramids with her!

[Anonymous No.]

>>23077368
Pull a Tanuki on her and make her sign a contract made by you instead. That way you can demand being fucked dry on a daily basis and she won't be able to refuse.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23077353
Your momster or your auntster, whichever brought you there. Watch out for single aunts in general, they get envious of their nieces easily.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23077369
Somewhere, an Anubis just gained a newfound interest in aviation.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23077369
She'll glare at you with disgust if you deviate from her plans

[Anonymous No.]

>>23077409
>Your momster and auntster growl at each other everytime they are around you at the same time, their relationship is tense in general and everytime it's family dinner they will throw jabs and bad puns at each other
How do you fix their relationship, Anons?

[Anonymous No.]

>>23077369
Like the Necron Monoliths?

[Anonymous No.]

>>23074919
I always trust foxes on principle.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23077316
that makes me really sad

[Anonymous No.]

>>23075232
Why?

[Anonymous No.]

>>23077303
shotababa is okay, actual little boy shota is disgusting because they're actually underdeveloped for sex

[Anonymous No.]

>>23074434
>go to the movies on a date
>date flakes on you last second
>whatever you already bought the ticket might as well see the movie
>you walk in to see 40 different succubi in trench coats and fake glasses

[Anonymous No.]

>>23077447
Then take it upon yourself to make her smile and protect it!

[Anonymous No.]

I want a Succ who dresses like a priestess!

[Anonymous No.]

>>23076426
“DOES ANYONE HERE KNOW HOW TO FIX VCR’S?”

[Anonymous No.]

>>23077445
I like a lady with my best interests at heart.

[Anonymous No.]

Am I a bad person?

[Anonymous No.]

>>23077462
it was a set-up! Someone wanted you raped by a band of love-starved Succubuses very thoroughly! You should probably go into hiding.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to go bird-watching

[Anonymous No.]

>>23077478
Most likely yes. How much do you identify with this comic?
https://twitter.com/FalseKnees/status/1233108542032351232
If the answer is 'a lot' then yes you probably are a very bad person.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23077478
Yes

[Anonymous No.]

>>23077487
I legit don't understand this comic, is it because the bird is talking alone?

[Anonymous No.]

>>23077500
God damn if you don't understand it then that's an even bigger indicative of your terribleness.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23077500
He says 'I've tried everything! I've tried:" as if to say he's going to start listing all the things he's tried, then states only one thing- blaming himself.
If you want to make friends with people just walking up to them and saying 'oh woe is me I'm a bad pewson nobowwy wikes me' probably is not going to work and saying after just doing that that you 'tried everything' is just you playing yourself

[Anonymous No.]

Is it wrong to embarrass your Papillon wife by showing people cute pictures of you two when she was a Greenworm?

[Anonymous No.]

>>23077510
It's not wrong. Everybody loves Greenworms.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23077510
She'd just blush and hug your arm tighter between her massive juice jugs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23077482
What if birds go Anon-watching?

[Anonymous No.]

>>23077508
Oh i see, kinda confused seeing people in the comments saying "this is literally me". I honestly feel pretty retarded for not understanding.

>>23077502
I think i need a Yeti in my life.

[Anonymous No.]

MGs with ties.

Perhaps too powerful for this board.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23077433
>momster and auntster fight over who loves you more
>you make sure to show them how much you love them both by cooking dinner that night
>with extra aphrodisiacs and fertility drugs
>in nine months their arguments go from who loves you more to who’s gonna be the better mother

[Anonymous No.]

>>23077525
Formal Monsters, for formal occasions.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23077525
My Dear Hatter Wife would make fantastic use of them. Though she must be careful lest they get lost in her colossal cleavage!

[Anonymous No.]

>>23076426
SERPENTINE

[Anonymous No.]

>>23077529
I think i want a very formal and polite paizuri right now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23077525
I can't deny the power of a sharply dressed monstergirl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23077537
I hope you have an appointment. If not she's going to have to squeeze you in.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23077542
Who is she calling?

[Anonymous No.]

>>23077487

[Anonymous No.]

>>23077545
Will she squeeze me in even if i have an appointment?

[Anonymous No.]

Cuddle ratas. Don't you see how desperate she is for an onii-chan to cuddle her?

[Anonymous No.]

>>23077549
>I'll call for pizza. I'll call my cat
>I'll call the white house, have a chat
>I'll place a call around the world, operator get me Bejing-jing-jing-jing

[Anonymous No.]

>>23077562
She has a tight schedule, but there might be an opening.

[Anonymous No.]

I want a big, fucking hulking Muscle Mershark
Scarred from head to toe
Teeth like chainsaws
Abs like riverstones
Arms like overpacked corded steel lines
All in a helpful modest tomboy who goes a little crazy at the scent of blood

[Anonymous No.]

>>23077601
I miss the era of gmod youtube videos

[Anonymous No.]

>>23077529
>>23077542
>tfw no MG assistant to help me get my life back on track

[Anonymous No.]

>>23077597
I forgot what I was thinking about other than cute Rata imoutos.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23077605
Cute! I bet she gets all flustered when you bring her flowers home from work.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23077606
I miss video games

[Anonymous No.]

>>23077615
Yeah, that's the stuff. She'll be in the underwater portion of our half an half seaside house lifting anchors and race upramp when I get there, coming above water only to see me holding some beautiful flowers that I enchanted to be waterproof. She'd blush so hard you'd think she were a lobster, and her plan to nonchalantly show off flexing would fall apart as she stammers out a thank you through a multi-row of teeth smile.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23077621
fucking shit are you me? I miss video games too. I mean I met video games for a bit when I played Black Mesa: Xen but as soon as iot was done I was like "i miss video games' again

[Anonymous No.]

>>23077510
>show your daughterus a pic of your Papillion waifu when she was a Greenworm
>she’s happily eating a salad with a pure, dopey, blissful face with a bunch of greens hanging out of her mouth
>as you look in the kitchen you can see she still has that face while eating an orange and savoring it’s sweetness

[Anonymous No.]

>>23077621
>>23077625
It's just the nostalgia speaking, i miss videogames too. You just have to let it go, Anon, that time will never come back, you have to look forward no matter how painful it is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23077622
Just be careful, she might get more amorous with every loving gesture you give her!

[Anonymous No.]

>>23077636
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8S22AEtiLsI

[Anonymous No.]

>>23077621
What video games does your waifu like to play?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>23077646
I plan on it. She's gonna be so infatuated with me, even smelling me getting into the water is gonna send her into a feeding frenzy. She's gonna be so possessive when we visit Ryuguju, her powerful bicep will be almost painfully squeezing me against her as we swim the streets.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23077677
She sounds amazing anon, I bet you’re a happy man with her.
Does she have any sisters?

[Anonymous No.]

But I don't wanna fuck a goat demon, what if God sends me to heck?

[Anonymous No.]

>>23077710
Don't fuck goats that are demons, fuck demons that are goats instead. Newbie error.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23077650
I've not actually played a game in like 8 years

[Anonymous No.]

>>23077710
Shut up and just fuck the goat demon already anon!

[Anonymous No.]

>>23076865

[Anonymous No.]

>>23077740
thatsalottafluff

[Anonymous No.]

>>23077710
You have plenty of options to choose from, Anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23077707
Absolutely. She comes from a family of buff mershark strongwomen. Great White Babes are best, and she'd be very competitive with her sisters over who's the strongest and babest.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23077740
So now the question is thus.
Is it a little wendi with a big tail in a big coat or a BIG wendi playing tricks?

[Anonymous No.]

>>23077740
>>23077744
I'm gonna huff the wendi fluff!

[Anonymous No.]

>>23077740
That Wendi looks very comfy

[Anonymous No.]

Be careful of wild anubises, they're not really all that dangerous but are extremely needy

[Anonymous No.]

>>23077740
Oh gosh, is Wendi-chan getting older? Are we entering the teenage years? I can't handle it!

[Anonymous No.]

>>23077750
Well then I guess we’re gonna be in laws then after I win the heart of her older sister who used to be a delinquent!

[Anonymous No.]

>>23077791
She rolled with a gang of other Mer's who didn't play by the rules and skipped school to roam the streets and cause trouble.
Street Sharks, if you will.
Does she have a rad punky haircut and her muscles ripple out of her black jacket?

[Anonymous No.]

>>23077740
I really hope my daughter comes out this adorable. A very stark contrast from her mother.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23077774
>"What makes her so wild?"
>"She doesn't follow schedules."

[Anonymous No.]

>>23077808
Now I’m imagining an Anubis with a YouTube prank show that is just her changing someone’s clock or schedule without them knowing. Like she doesn’t even do anything bad, she just makes people ten minutes late and inconveniences them and she thinks it’s the funniest shit ever.

[Anonymous No.]

Can I uh
Can I get in on these beefcake shark babes?

[Anonymous No.]

>>23077831
Of course! We’ll see ya at the Fourth of July BBQ brother!

[Anonymous No.]

>>23077831
The more the merrier. I didn't realize it was such a popular topic

[Anonymous No.]

>>23077850
>>23077852
Sweet! I want mine to have tiger stripes and be a very, VEEERY messy eater!

[Anonymous No.]

>>23077636
I’m excited for Hitman 3

[Anonymous No.]

>>23077850
I wonder how competitive they'd get with us and them all in the same place at once. Expect lots of sudden impromptu lifting competitions

[Anonymous No.]

Too much physical contact makes me uncomfortable. What is the best monstergirl for me?

[Anonymous No.]

>>23077904
A mindflayer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23077886
It's fine if mine has some fun, but she doesn't have to do it to impress me. Even if she gets the last place, she's getting a kiss from me and something else later to cheer her up, she'll always be the strongest to me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23077819

[Anonymous No.]

how old is momonika?

[Anonymous No.]

>>23077904
ghost

[Anonymous No.]

>>23077918
Not gonna lie that would freak me out.
I cannot stand being late.

[Anonymous No.]

I like harems, servile girls, tan girls, bug girls, and warm climates. Khepri fit amazingly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23077745
Well I do like dogs. Will yours play nice?

[Anonymous No.]

>>23077918
This is the face of haunted dreams.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23077918
How devilish!

[Anonymous No.]

what kind of dvds do they have in porno shops in the demon realm?

[Anonymous No.]

>>23077969
Nothing but romantic comedies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23077977
monsters and men find porn really funny? i mean, the acting is usually terrible but what's so funny about romance and fucking?

[Anonymous No.]

I wonder if schlicking instruction videos would be popular on pornsites for monsters.

[Anonymous No.]

On that note, what monstergirl would make the best clown/jester?

[Anonymous No.]

>>23078090
your waifu, because she's a fucking joke

[Anonymous No.]

>>23078094
You're awful.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23078090
My waifu, but only if she's wearing a latex Harley Quinn bodysuit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23078099
How about another joke, Anon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>23077740
Made for creampies of awawawawa proportions

[Anonymous No.]

>>23078099
Don’t be sad Shoggy!

[Anonymous No.]

>>23078121
Shoggy is an optimist who tries to see the silver lining, but sometimes Mastah can be... a little dense.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23078100
I have seen such things before. I approve.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23078100
So KDF, does that mean you'd be the Joker? Do you live in a society?

[Anonymous No.]

I need to grope big fox hag boobs!

[Anonymous No.]

>>23078147
she looks like she busts balls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23078146
I don't think there is any society that can fit his desire for a functional family, Anon.

[Anonymous No.]

How would I get a shog to love me?

[Anonymous No.]

>>23078144
This anon gets it.

>>23078146
That would be a neat couples' cosplay we could do, yes. Everyone lives in a society anon, don't be silly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23078150
You are thinking of the lunar slut. This particular slut calls you grandson and gives you fried tofu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23078156
Get that bitch a cannon. Bitches love cannons.

[Anonymous No.]

What happens to those who fall into a Shog?

[Anonymous No.]

>>23078162
I want to give her great-grandchildren. Or just children. However that works, I just want to impregnate her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23078155
There are plenty of different ways to have a functional family anon. As far as my personal needs and desires go, my headcanon is pretty close to MGE and I'd say it would work pretty well.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23078177
Remember what happened in 2001 when Bowman touched the monolith?
>OH MY GOD IT'S FULL OF STARS

[Anonymous No.]

>>23078090
Cheshires already act like clowns. Just give them the makeup.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23078177
Squelching noise and a hug

[Anonymous No.]

>>23078146
>KDF as The Joker
That's actually very fitting now that I think about it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23077918
I’m gonna pump her so full of daughterus that she won’t touch my clocks again!

[Anonymous No.]

>>23077918
Yes! I need to get to work in ten minutes but I still have 59 minutes of a Hollow Knight lore video left, help me Anubis-chan!

[Anonymous No.]

>>23078147
Why is it always fox shrines that get the attention? I’m gonna find the nearest Ryu shrine with a CC 2000 year old Ryu who’s just begging for a mans touch!

[Anonymous No.]

What would mamono prostitutes be like? What rates would they charge? What would a mamono glory hole be like?

[Anonymous No.]

>>23078100
>>23078146
>>23078212
So if KDF is Joker, who would be Batman?

[Anonymous No.]

>>23078230
The "Fuck off" guy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23078233
>guy dressed up as batman
>just goes around telling criminals to fuck off
>that's it

[Anonymous No.]

>>23078230
This would be one of those Earths where Batman dies early so the KDFJoker gets to run wild and have a kid.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23078237
It's about as effective as you think it is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23078156
If you fantasize about Shogs and desire one, then one will find you.
>>23078177
>jump onto your couch
>pop out in the bedroom

[Anonymous No.]

>>23078157
>Anon in a Sandworm feels like something’s wrong but quickly dismisses it

[Anonymous No.]

>>23077923
she's 26 years old

[Anonymous No.]

>>23078321
Scandalous

[Anonymous No.]

>>23078321
Old enough to have a big onii-chan ween in her tiny Bapho cunny.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23078321
prove it

[Anonymous No.]

Good night Anons, take care and don’t burn down the thread.

Instead, stay up inordinately late playing weird vidya games with monster nerds

[Anonymous No.]

>>23078379
Here, see? She’s 26

[Anonymous No.]

Where are the best places to look for JK and JC mamono?

[Anonymous No.]

>>23078147
CHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN!

[Anonymous No.]

>>23078390
c u r s e d

[Anonymous No.]

>>23078403
Outside schools. Sure you can try to get in but that Oni security guard ain't gonna let that fly so easily.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23078418
Would it be helpful for me to befriend one of the Hakutaku teachers at the school?

[Anonymous No.]

>>23078426
Leave that to me, I'll hook you up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23078416
give me your scleras

[Anonymous No.]

dont worry bro
it'll last like 5 minutes
promise it won't hurt

[Anonymous No.]

>>23078438
Eh, I'll still take her.

>>23078440
>5 minutes
Try 20 seconds. Jokes on you, nerd.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to mindbreak a Valkyrie into being a Dark Valkyrie!

[Anonymous No.]

>>23078390
I wanna fuck those tits.

[Anonymous No.]

>tfw no catgirl to watch movies and eat pizza rolls with after we "dispose the bodies"

[Anonymous No.]

>>23078418
That old Oni is just upset guys want younger JK girls and not virginal CCs like her!

[Anonymous No.]

>>23078433
Make sure to go after the awkward girls. They're the best.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23078497
>"dispose the bodies"
Is that code for disposing of your little swimmers in her womb and/or stomach?

[Anonymous No.]

remember the best way to defeat a ghost is to fuck her and show her you have no fear

[Anonymous No.]

How do other MGs even compete with cute birds?

[Anonymous No.]

>>23078520
The hardest part is figuring out which birb is best.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23078390
thanks, I hate it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23078528
>tfw no delinquent vulture harpy

[Anonymous No.]

monster butts belong on faces

[Anonymous No.]

>>23078724
Monster pussy is to be eaten and savored.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23078514
It’s true to face your fears head on, you must first fuck the fear turkey.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23078724
Maids should always incorporate facesitting when punishing their master.

[Anonymous No.]

yeah human men are literally built to become cute loyal husbands to daughters of the demon queen

[Anonymous No.]

What mamono should I fap to?

[Anonymous No.]

>>23078821
Zombie

[Anonymous No.]

>>23078752
Hear, hear

[Anonymous No.]

>>23078795
I want to take a shota potion, pinher down and make her the mother of my children.

[Anonymous No.]

that's a good boy
there there
the site won't know you're being held down
tell them how much you love your wife

[Anonymous No.]

>>23078972

[Anonymous No.]

>>23074370
Because both is better than one

[Anonymous No.]

Something's wrong with my Draph, these heart shaped formations started appearing recently and she's making weird noises and being really clingy lately. Should I ignore it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>23079307
Cure it with mating press. It's only temporary though

[Anonymous No.]

>>23078821
Salamader

[Anonymous No.]

>>23079307
Call her onee-chan and see what happens.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23077549
bogdanoff

[Anonymous No.]

Congrats! You've been selected to marry a lonely, yet horny, monster girl!

However, you can only choose between the girls listed:
WARNING: Electing not to pick one of them will bar you from ever obtaining any monster girl wife in the future. Your name and information will be removed from the list of potential male candidates for the marriage program.

>Manticore:
28 years old, slightly above average height, busty, red hair, red eyes, domineering personality to the point of near abuse, complete cumslut, sitting on a massive fortune
>Centaur:
21 years old, average centaur height (6' 6"), average breasts, brown hair, green eyes, stoic personality, chaste until "accidentally" touched in the "wrong" spot (then becomes mindless cumslut), works a job that pulls in a healthy income
>Dormouse:
26 years old, loli physique, light brown hair, brown eyes, spaced out and sleepy most of the time, in her few waking hours she's extremely alert and attentive, goes with the flow, gets a monthly check in the mail that's just enough to cover living expenses for a small family, doesn't know and/or won't say why or what it's from
>Holstaur:
17 years old, average height, massive mammaries, black hair with blonde highlights, blue eyes, very submissive, spaced out sometimes, says she likes the color red?, needs milked twice daily, has no source of income aside from her milk
>Apophis:
189 years old, longer than average lamia (44'), large breasts, purple hair with black highlights, black/red eyes, domineering, takes on the role of experienced seductress, never loses composure, makes money selling illegal potions and poisons many of which are crafted from her venom
>Shoggoth:
??? years old, ??? height, ??? breasts, ??? hair, yellow eyes (many eyes), submissive? secret dominatrix?, gets of to pleasing her master?, always smiling...eerily, money is a somewhat foreign concept to her
>Alp:
45 years old, tad on the shorter side, average breasts, blonde hair, blue eyes, submissive, can only think of sucking dick, goes by the nickname Oh-Pea?, doesn't make any money but insists she will be her man's breadwinner if he so chooses, won't stop talking about sucking dicks like a massive faggot
>Sandworm:
33 years old, colossal size (probably 150' in length, 8' in diameter), pink hair?, red eyes, very very very kindhearted, but a sense of dominatrix in her, more on the dull side, but is very caring, very high libido, gets paid not to enter cities and tunnel through roads

Who's your pick?

[Anonymous No.]

>>23079916
Manticore, Apophis and shog all sound good

[Anonymous No.]

>>23079916
Whilst I have quite a few more preferrered races, give me the apophis.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23078514
If I have to stob rubbing her breasts then I'm going to kiss her passionately instead.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23078550
I think I want to steal your idea and make a story of that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23079916
No one else will so I’ll take the alp

[Anonymous No.]

>>23079916
>No kiki
The holstaur it is then

[Anonymous No.]

Want to know the words to unlock Haku-sensei's heart?
As you once did for the vacuous Rom, grant us eyes, grant us eyes. Plant eyes on our brains, to cleanse our beastly idiocy

[Anonymous No.]

>>23079916
That centaur is very plain, and yet I’m still attracted to her.

[Anonymous No.]

Vagina means "sword holder" in latin

[Anonymous No.]

>>23079916
I would pick Shoggoth only because it seems like it's the "mystery box" option.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23080018
And yet penis means tail.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23079916
Apophis or Holstaur

[Anonymous No.]

I would a Magpie Harpy

[Anonymous No.]

We need the most energetic haku alive
One that wants to make learning an exciting experience, and not just by raping on of her students

[Anonymous No.]

>>23080099
Does she enjoy collecting shinies?

[Anonymous No.]

>>23080041
Gladius was a slang term for dick in Latin though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23079916
Holstaur
I would have chosen manticore since I love redheads but I hate manticores/“tail pussy” and Doms

[Anonymous No.]

>>23079916
Eh, I guess I'll take the centaur so long as frontpussy is a thing. Plus, she doesn't sou d as cunty as the profile centaur, but I won't be getting her drunk regardless. Most of the rest sound dumb or dommy, but I could probably deal with the holst or sandworm, too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23078973
That pregnant lich has a very high power level

[Anonymous No.]

>>23079307
she can't wait for you to play her in the new fighting game

[Anonymous No.]

Weighted blanket Ittan Momen
>thick
>really likes cuddling
>still not very expressive but has notably has a warmer disposition than usual
>Can't float around as easily as regular momens due to the extra weight
>is unusually perceptive to when you're anxious,stressed, etc.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23080261
It could be very awkward and confusing to wield a Gladius in battle and every MG femina you encounter always demand for it. Like, are they trying to rob you? Or just want to be slain?

[Anonymous No.]

Dorkhounds are only good for using as personal cum dumpsters.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23080496
>filename

[Anonymous No.]

Need me a rogueish bounty hunter wife with big huge distracting titties

[Anonymous No.]

I want to be introduced in the Pharaoh's court by a chorus of Khepri singing "Behold the Lord high executioner, a personage of noble rank and title, a dignified and POTENT officer", with particular emphasis on the potent part.
Because I want to fuck the Pharaoh you see.

[Anonymous No.]

https://twitter.com/k_cross/status/1233366154678173696
KC's still having problems with the BMG it seems.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to be the the guy on the battlefeirld that the enemy general tosses people aside to get

[Anonymous No.]

>>23080496
>School shooting
>It's just a Dorkhound tired of not getting laid shooting people with aphrodisiac laced darts
>The school becomes a massive orgy
>Despite that, she is still undicked
Poor Dorkhound didn't plan it through.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23080496
Nerdhound is for ignoring like the trash she is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23080496
Only as my personal one and for pumping out pups

[Anonymous No.]

>>23080532
I want to be like McLeod in his first battle in Highlander when people refuse to fight him because he was marked out by the Kurgan. In this case the Kurgan would be an immortal Centaur.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23080539
>she didn't even get penetrated, just bullied and covered in semen
Being dorkhound is suffering.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23080496
Sauce for full?

[Anonymous No.]

>>23080551

http://imgbox.com/igQehSw9

[Anonymous No.]

>>23080532
It's an old one but
>Be Knight guy
>Perfectly fine with being a cog in the machine.
>One day caught in hectic battle.
>Everything was fine until a dragon enters the fray.
>Men get thrown left and right. blades don't look like they stop her.
>You decide to relocate, last you see of the dragon is some hero guy dual wielding holy blades jump at her.
>Battle goes a little smoothly after that, manage to take a few monsters down.
>Some how the dragon has ended up near you again and like before few things stall her movements.
>"Stand aside man" you hear from a hero-knight with a lance. "I shall defeat the foul beast"
>`Better him then you` you think to yourself. the lance knight charges forward and you go in the completely opposite direction.
>Battle rolls on
>taken a lot of hits, the odd deep one due to a particularly nasty succubus but still able to fight
>Your about engage a werewolf before you here the voice behind you growl out "No! This one is mine!"
>The werewolf looks like she's about to cry before she flees.
>Turning around. you stare into the eyes of the same dragon from earlier. her hair is ragged and there are deep gashes in her scales and armour, but your more worried about the unholy glare she's looking at you with.
>"Finally, no more running! I will not be deinied any longer!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>23080588
Welp! I guess it's time to fight like my life depended on it. That or activate the Joestar secret technique.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23080588
It really makes me wonder how order soldiers can fight the so called "monster" once they see they are beautiful women. Even if the order brainwashing is effective it should all crumble own once they see the girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23080628
You are assuming they have the same values we do. I mean, if we lived in a world where Succubuses are an actual thing and they are known to bewitch men and take them away to do who knows what then i'm pretty sure our perception of what a "beautiful girl" is would be quite distorted too. All the order propaganda would just exacerbate the problem.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23080573
>No one likes nerdwan
>Oh well, may as well show her getting abused and degraded
You're baiting people into hate-fapping to her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23080588
How structurally sound is a pelvis made of dust?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>23080507
yeah, hellhounds are black, they don't shoot up schools

[Anonymous No.]

>>23080716
i like artstyles like this when the japanese use them. i get tired of the same anime style every time i consume large scale jap entertainment

[Anonymous No.]

>>23080496
>claims he regretted the greentext
>gets art of it anyway
>>23080687
He's just fag with shit taste. He likes ntr too

[Anonymous No.]

>>23080716
Squids have such diversity!

[Anonymous No.]

Wouldst thou like to live deliciously?

[Anonymous No.]

Got another Commission. This time a sort of Definitive version of my second maid wife!
Artist: https://twitter.com/blinkblink_art/status/1233428077650145287

[Anonymous No.]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bjdGk40rUIY

Give it to me straight anon, no bluffs, just truth. Would it work on you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>23080957
Cute, would accept tea from her any day of the week

[Anonymous No.]

>>23080850
What does that entail, mistress?

[Anonymous No.]

Keep in mind that ancient evils are all experts in the art of level draining before you go around unsealing them

[Anonymous No.]

>>23080957
>Not using the uniform properly
This horrifies the Kiki.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23080998
But I'm level 1.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23080978
She is willing to serve! Although dont ask for shog tea. She is just going to rape me if you do.

>>23081002
The kiki fears the shog.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23068436
>>23068579
Anyone know who is the artist? Asking on behalf of my waifu..

[Anonymous No.]

>>23081002
Kiki is going to have to accept that most monsters are poor maids who just see it as an easy way to get fucked.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23080628
It's really not. You'd expect a certain level of fanaticism from someone allowed to reach the level of hero; the mental gymnastics of going from "kill the unholy abominations" to "kill the SEXY unholy abominations" aren't even all that rigorous. Call it a test from God or some new trick the foul beasts have come up with and you're set.

Even the grunts should be able to handle that much even if they do still get seduced with a little prep, but the order doesn't actually spend that much time thinking about the monsters in general.

[Anonymous No.]

who is the most ruthless monster and who is the most cruel monster?

[Anonymous No.]

>>23080998
This is probably what happens to some poor explorer after awakening a Pharaoh in her tomb

[Anonymous No.]

>>23081064
Manticores.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23081053
https://twitter.com/saucymojo

[Anonymous No.]

>>23080960
If I thought that was a regular human woman and not a monster, that's the sign to keep the fuck away.
>>23081064
>who is the most cruel monster?
Manticores

[Anonymous No.]

>>23081093
>>23081100
I bet there are plenty of Manticores stalking the starting villages/towns to milk newbie adventurers

[Anonymous No.]

>>23081064
>most ruthless monster
Kobold

>most cruelest monster
Yeti

[Anonymous No.]

>>23081053
>>23081095
Can vouch him, loved how my Salamander wife by him turned out and he's very friendly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23080799
There's no blood in the picture and she's covered in semen. I think the image implies the casings are from demon silver and not actual bullets and the story actually ended in a grotesque orgy/gangbang. Which is kind of a weak retcon, but whatever.

I might be overanalyzing, though. Someone should ask the writefag.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23080957
She's Wonderful Pslime anon! Well done!

[Anonymous No.]

>>23080957
I want to fuck your wife in the ass

[Anonymous No.]

>>23078390
thanks, I love it
lewd goat demons are better when they aren't lolishit

[Anonymous No.]

>>23079916
Apophis
I will call her my purple princess and never tell her why

[Anonymous No.]

>>23079916
>no one took the maus
SUCKERS

[Anonymous No.]

>Bullying the quiet kid in class by going on his computer and looking up NTR
>Gets called into principle's office to talk to cupid councilor and explain how love works
What other pranks would you pull in an MG school anons?

[Anonymous No.]

>>23081254
I want to fuck my own wife in the ass.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23081366
I'd go behind a Basilisk and then I'd pull down her mask in front of others.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23081369
I want to fuck your wife in the ass

[Anonymous No.]

>>23081366
Sneak into the girl's bathroom, write my phone number on one of the stalls, with a message saying "text this number for a good time <3"
Totally a cool prank, huh?!

[Anonymous No.]

Did you like the demo for my new game, anon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>23079916
gimme the cute mouse

[Anonymous No.]

>>23081400
Fuck off, squid diddler.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23081400
What new game? And why is my wife calling me anon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>23080957
Mega cute

[Anonymous No.]

>>23080960
God fuck no

[Anonymous No.]

>>23081416
Baldur's Gate 3?

[Anonymous No.]

>>23081416
you confused her with someone else. see that squid on her vagina? she's clearly someone else's property

[Anonymous No.]

>>23079944
Please do anon. I want to be lovingly bullied by a vulture harpy delinquent.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23081399
>write your phone number on the girls bathroom wall
>wait for a while but get no calls or texts
>until you get a phone call and a girl telling you to meet behind the stands of the rapeball field
>you go after school and see the Shetland Centaur school treasurer waiting for someone
>her face goes beet red when she sees you
>”Anon!!!... I... I’m sorry I can’t do this!”
>she runs away so quickly it almost scares you all the while muttering about holding hands and marriage first
>now she can’t look you in the eyes whenever you see her in the hallways at school

[Anonymous No.]

>>23079916
I'll claim the sandworm!

[Anonymous No.]

>>23079916
Gimme the Centaur. I’d love a peaceful life farming with her!

[Anonymous No.]

>>23081399
I would just sneak in there and write purity and order messages on the stalls, then i would watch how all the MGs freak out thinking they have a non-slut among their midst.

[Anonymous No.]

If you could somehow sneak up on your maids, you'd see Shoggy doing a cute little wiggle and Kiki doing a happy little toe tap knowing you'll be home soon!

[Anonymous No.]

>>23081609
>If you could somehow sneak up on your maids
Such naivete, Anon! They obviously pretend not to realize so you molest them while they work.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23081609
I love the adventures of Kiki and Shoggy. I’d love to see an Emmy winning tv series starring the two.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23081609
I could watch Slimes do Slime stuff all day long and never get bored.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23081609
>Kiki accidentally lets out a happy bark when she sees you
>immediately flushed scarlet and covers her mouth
No matter how hard she tries to maintain a dignified attitude, she keeps letting it slip.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23081621
>>23081628
>-Kiki friend, do not be alarmed, it is Shoggoth~-
>-Waow Shoggy! You're talking in my mind! Can you hear me back?-
>-Yes Kiki friend~ Mastah is watching us from the window~-
>-I knew it! I could smell him from a mile away! What should we do Shoggy?-
>-Let us finish our duties and let him see how hard we work for him~-
>-Okay Shoggy! Good idea!-
>They go about bustling and cleaning extra hard with beaming smiles, giggling to each other when they bend over and sense master gulping or licking his lips in anticipation
Best wifefriendmaids work together!

[Anonymous No.]

>>23081643
That's why you ambush them when they are separated and doing different tasks, that way they can't coordinate between them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23081513
>Shetland
>Running away
Just walk next to her; how fast can those tiny little legs go?

[Anonymous No.]

>>23081662
>Survival horror scene where kiki gets separated from Shoggy and suddenly can't sense her any more
>Master sneaks up on her at the end and she eeps before getting dragged into the bedroom
Scary!

[Anonymous No.]

>take a stroll through a forest
>muse to myself aloud about how beautiful one of the trees is
>decide to take a nap against said tree
How likely is it I'm getting a Dryad?

[Anonymous No.]

>>23081710
If you woke up to an absolute bombshell babe wearing nothing but a few leaves looking down inquisitively at you, would you really complain?

[Anonymous No.]

>>23081715
Doesn't boning a dryad mean you get stuck in the Husband Dimension? That's something worth griping about; there are several other plants you could choose and not have that happen.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23081715
I'd prefer if she was a cute, slim girl, with tiny, gentle curves; but so long as she wasn't oppai, it'd be great.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23081722
I'd agree its not something someone who wants to keep travelling all over the world would probably be too keen on, but you can still go about the extent of the forest itself!
>>23081726
Then lets say its exactly that!

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>>23081732
Then yeah, Dryad would be optimal good end.
And I wouldn't even mind being restricted to the treerealm.

[Anonymous No.]

how do I awaken Orochi

[Anonymous No.]

>>23081739
That's the spirit! You could even grow a cool big beard and say you're a druid, though she may giggle at that while sitting on your lap watching the sun set from the treetops.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23081732
>you can still go about the extent of the forest itself!
Yeah, nah. She have any friends to hook me up with, though? I've got a pot here looking for a tentacle to call it home.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23081708
For some reason, i think this would be a movie directed to shogs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23081710
Unless the bug girls get to you first.
>fall asleep in a nice spot in the forest
>wake up with a kuudere Soldier Beetle girl pretty much on top of you “keeping you warm”

[Anonymous No.]

>>23081756
I want a beeeg, thicck soldier beetle. Still just as Kuu though. She's been getting into the apples.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23081756
Could be worse.
>fall asleep in the forest
>Wake up
>IT ITCHES!
>WHY DOES IT ITCH SO MUCH?!
>In your misery, look up and see a vamp mosquito laughing at your futile scratching

[Anonymous No.]

>>23081746
I'd love to be the kindly forest sage, whose dryad wife is always at my side. Male invaders and would-be lumberjacks are driven off or corrupted by Prisoner Fruit, and females by Corruption Fruit. If not tricked into eating it, using mists and incense.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23081756
>implying a Dryad wouldn't keep an eye out, and invite her bug girl friends to share her husband with her

[Anonymous No.]

>>23081756
Or Fat Grizzly Ass.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23081742
break her seal using eight extremely powerful monsters who each possess the power of one of the eight heads of Orochi:
Wind (Crow Tengu)
Earth (Ushi-Oni)
Lightning (Raiju)
Flame (Chochin-Obake)
Light (Shirohebi)
Darkness (Nuraihyon)
Death (Ochimusha)
Water (Ryu)
if you gather these eight monsters and have them break the seal of the berserk serpent herself, she will be unleashed and I pray to kami-sama that mercy is retained under her tyranny on men who have yet to be defiled and corrupted

[Anonymous No.]

Look out Anon! Something's strange about this Bear!

[Anonymous No.]

>>23081802
>Grizzly, Honey-Slime Carrier
Whoa, high level.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Which monster girls are suited for taking care of a special needs guy?

[Anonymous No.]

>>23081835
a wurm

[Anonymous No.]

>>23081835
Nurseflayer

[Anonymous No.]

>>23081835
Becoming an incubus cures shit like that and if he's really that bad there are potions that turn you into one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23081833
Cute Succs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23081756
>wake up to a kuu Soldier Beetle fighting a heckwan to protect me
>stick it in the cute bug girl from behind to save both of us

[Anonymous No.]

Post Monster Themes

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=McZYYe0kAtg

[Anonymous No.]

>>23081833
That's a interesting idea. Demon girls are very specifically made to please men so I don't see why they couldn't be used to hear a man out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23081639
Would shog be into metal?

[Anonymous No.]

>>23081833
Comfy. Succs are great girls

[Anonymous No.]

>>23081833
That shark was a paying customer, why does everyone have to freak out about sharing a pool with a shark?

[Anonymous No.]

>>23081861
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wg3vZIcE_uY

[Anonymous No.]

i want a bipedal ryu

[Anonymous No.]

>>23081909
I want a spidertaur Automaton

[Anonymous No.]

>>23081899
if that jinko had a light skin color, she can probably be a monster girl version of Robert

[Anonymous No.]

>>23081979
Reminds me of this

[Anonymous No.]

>>23081867
No shogs almost exclusively listen to ear rape

[Anonymous No.]

>>23081987
Nice, that's pretty good.
Now that I think about it, Soldier Beetle + Automaton seems like a natural hybrid.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23081979
I want a "grey goo" Shog Automaton.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23082026
Abyssal machines would be frightening and fascinating. I wonder what their gimmick would be?

[Anonymous No.]

>>23081909
I want a bipedal nightmare.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23082048
Beep boop cthulhu flayhgsh4hjcykhddhjhght

[Anonymous No.]

>>23082054
This Nightmare, and this Bicorn would be perfect.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23082054
>>23082059
Based and twoleggerpilled.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23082054
Look in a mirror

[Anonymous No.]

>>23082059
>Bipedal centaurs
Disgusting. Give me horsepussy or give me death

[Anonymous No.]

>>23082059
They're all a vast improvement. Vanilla centaur still a shot, but fixing horsepussy won't fix her personality, so what can you do?

>>23082064
Fuck you, I've got at least three legs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23082059
Regular White Horn is already top tier, this one is absolutely irresistible.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23081994
>earwig girl

[Anonymous No.]

>>23082048
>Blurring the line between technology and the occult
>Heavy emphasis on assimilation, hivemind girls, and conversion of things to technological hybrids; think Borg or Phyrexians

[Anonymous No.]

>>23081710
>lay down for a nap in the forest
>wake up to find a group of bug girls fighting over me
>have a bug harem by the end of the day

[Anonymous No.]

>>23082059
That's a cute Nightmare. Top-tier adventuring companion, giving you huge buffs whenever your party rests.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23081909
I just want a wicked fox who will overwhelm me until I can't think of anything but her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23081802
>I have a boner!
>This must be the work of an enemy stand!

[Anonymous No.]

>>23082059
cats have ocelomehs and jinkos
dogs have hellhounds
harpies have black harpies and thunderbirds
fish have mersharks
lamias have bunyips
centaurs have _______?

[Anonymous No.]

>>23082109
If it ever appears in MGE, I expect Nuckelavee to be a rapehorse.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

1100 posts?

[Anonymous No.]

>>23082059
I don't know man, what's the point of a centaur waifu you can't go horseback riding on?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Are golems just less advanced automatons?

[Anonymous No.]

>>23082134
>the most vile of demons is a horse with a human torso on its back and is raping male travelers
that sounds really terrifying, like really terrifying. i think a monster like a nuckelavee would be the first mosnter i'd be scared of getting raped by since a large quadpedal animal is naturally faster than any human on record and a I can't decide which hole she'd let me fuck and can instead mount on top of me and pound violently against my dick with her nasty horse pussy as she straddles her beastly horse legs on my small shoulders and neighs demonically.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23082186
Take it to >>>/vg/mggg yeah

[Anonymous No.]

>>23082200
Golems are CUTE.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23082218
Ignore him, worked well last time he posted.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23082200
yes, and they're dumb as rocks

[Anonymous No.]

>>23082200
They're very good girls and I want a big 10 footer guardian wife one.

[Anonymous No.]

what does your waifu think of inappropriate rape jokes?

[Anonymous No.]

>>23082335
Define inappropriate.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23082335
Your waifu is a decent person and you shouldn't be calling her names like that

[Anonymous No.]

>>23082166
1100 for demon lolis 1100th birthday

[Anonymous No.]

>>23082339
not something to make light on as it's a serious topic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23082335
She's a walking inappropriate joke as is

[Anonymous No.]

>>23082082
I'm a bit baffled by how KC managed to make almost all of the horses so damn good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23082371
BIG
FAT
CHESHIRE
CAT

[Anonymous No.]

>>23082401
He's secretly a slut for horsepussy

[Anonymous No.]

>>23082359
No, it's 100 posts per 1 year.

[Anonymous No.]

Kookaburra harpy

[Anonymous No.]

>>23082484
Kakapo harpy

[Anonymous No.]

Hellhound-chan is gonna have to work that winter weight off

[Anonymous No.]

>>23082371
I wonder what it would be like to be pursued by a Cheshire.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23082162
>image seems to have been partially drawn, saved as a jpg, and then finished
what is going on here

[Anonymous No.]

>>23082503
Morons who are ignorant of file compression.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23082442
KC is very overt with his sluttery.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23082500
It wouldn't be much of a chase, seeing as how they can end it at any point by poofing on top of you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23082520
See also: The Sabbath

[Anonymous No.]

>>23082521
I mean like, trying to seduce me.

[Anonymous No.]

Would you play runescape if it only had monster girls?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>23082570
Nooo I don't wanna be a dildo aaaaahhh

[Anonymous No.]

>>23082565
Eh, I have too many games I want to play to really subscribe to an MMO.
MG Animal Crossing/Rune Factory, though...

[Anonymous No.]

>>23082580
Too bad

[Anonymous No.]

>>23082570
Alright, I just have to ask. What kind of inbred subhumans were your parents, to produce a down's syndrome mutt like you?

It's no wonder your fetish is what it is, that's just your own subconcious recognizing you're a pile of walking refuse and trying it's best to euthanize you.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>23082627
No clever reply? Maybe you should fix what your mother has been regretting a large part of her life and perform an unfortunately late abortion on yourself.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>23082664
Post some giantess loli!

[Anonymous No.]

>>23082690
If you've read the manga

[Anonymous No.]

>>23082335
they're uncalled for and the person saying them should fuck off. 20% of women in the woman population have been raped and most of them don't com forward about it because they're scared. i would protect all the women from all men since they do most of the raping.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23082664
>>23082690
>>23082701
Spamming and samefagging all day doesn't make you any less of an autistic turd that was shat out by some equally retarded and worthless whore.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23082730
Relax man the threads almost dead anyways

[Anonymous No.]

>>23082739
That doesn't give one the license to be a spamming retard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23078550
Thanks for the idea, yankee/delinqunet stuff is my shit and a vulture harpy seems perfect for a delinquent.
>>23081467
Monkey paw wish friend. I don't normally write femdom, sorry.
https://pastebin.com/aFH4Ad6H
Here's what I got. It's more smut than an actual pure hearted love story than my other works, hope you like it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23082749
True but just report then and no need to start flaming with insults, you're just encouraging it

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>23082739
Did I hurt your feelings? Maybe you should finally take your extra chromosomes back to deviantart. But hey even with all the autistic giantess shit spam, probably no one in this thread still wishes you were never born as much as your own family does. Assuming said family members aren't some druggies who've already doped themselves to death years ago.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to mess up their tails!

[Anonymous No.]

I see every single day the same kind of retards spamming and raiding threads qith their shit that has been repeatedly said that it is not allowed and nothing is done about it, yet some little punk of a neighbour country does something on pol or sp and I get range banned along him. Fuck this new lazy and ineffective moderation system

[Anonymous No.]

>>23082773
>>23082600
>>23082647
>>23082794
Giantess may be a shit fetish but seeing this raging autism is just delightful

[Anonymous No.]

>>23082804
Ok giantess spammer. Feel free to improve the planet by euthanizing yourself any time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23082794
Do I really have to wake up the OCNN rata just so you know to shut the fuck up, and to report and ignore?

[Anonymous No.]

I have a confession!
Sometimes my Dear Hatter Wife dresses up like various videogame characters I find hot and has roleplay sex with me!
Please forgive me!

[Anonymous No.]

>>23082828
>That
>A bad thing
Especially good if she's doing it for characters that aren't canonically busty.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23082828
If such a thing were a crime my wife would be charged with multiple crimes.

Kiryuin Satsuki is her personal favorite.

[Anonymous No.]

Not the giantess spammer, but I actually do enjoy the idea of being teased by a giant cheshire cat. I think they're perfect for it, especially being Wonderland girls. Jabberwocks as well, but they're be more direct with their lewdness in it rather than the playful nature of a cheshire cat

[Anonymous No.]

>>23082836
Indeed, that is on occasion the case! She somehow manages to stay in character even despite the massive disparity! Thankfully, usually such characters at least have a great booty, which she more than matches there!
>>23082838
CLACK! Fantastic taste anon! Her subjects must go along with her speeches about 'monsters in human clothing' quite well!

[Anonymous No.]

>>23082847
Cool samefagging, now fuck off

[Anonymous No.]

>>23082828
>Implying that isn't absolutely amazing
I'm would do that a lot with my demon wife.
She's a perfect fir for a lot of characters.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23082828
>>23082855
Usual suspects?

[Anonymous No.]

>>23082855
Indeed, her poor Anubis assistant has been forced to go along with her more outlandish ideas.

And she's got the gremlins working on mechs too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23082847
>>23082857
Hey I'm giantessfag, I love big black dick in my ass, I like to watch my wife getting fucked by black men, and I wish I was banned, haha this was just testing the mods on how good the mods are haha

[Anonymous No.]

>>23082855
Its great, my Cheshire would try the same thing but really lacks the chest for it and is a tad too soft.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23082858
Demons seem like they would be very good at getting into it! Their strength with magic probably helps alot too!
>>23082860
Oh, I guess if there were any usuals I would say Caitlyn or Fiora from LoL, Widowmaker from Overwatch, 2B from Nier Automata, or Sorceress from Dragon's Crown. But it wouldn't be an often occasion!
>>23082865
Poor Anubis... but its for a good reason! And you never know when you may need those mechs to beat back the forces of Darkness!
>>23082878
That just makes her occasional tugging at the outfit to make sure it fits all the better!

[Anonymous No.]

>>23082828
If you played the game, which girl from Neptunia series would your waifu pick to cosplay?

[Anonymous No.]

>>23082896
That or the way she squishes out of the tighter clothes.
Of course teasing just leads to intense pouting and attempts to get at my dick.

[Anonymous No.]

http://imgbox.com/g/SMptMfbsJ7
Wikifag here, this week's new additions add up to 112. This concludes the weekly report.
New Images start here: http://imgbox.com/0WwKgcwN

Search schedule is at the bottom: https://pastebin.com/DFXhrXkc

[Anonymous No.]

>>23082838
Good taste

[Anonymous No.]

>>23082896
Yes indeed.
>>23082914
Thank you Anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23082899
I'm so sorry anon, I've had almost no contact with that series whatsoever! But if there's a suave and collected lady who cooly handles things with a casually lewd air about her, that would be the one!
>>23082911
Delightfully delicious! She'd get plenty of gropes in as you grope her back in such a tussle!
>>23082913
Thank you always Wikifag!

[Anonymous No.]

>>23082794
The only thing I don't like about this is that we lost artists and doujinshi contributors because of those bans

[Anonymous No.]

>>23082933
Of course.
Extra meat deserves extra groping.

Small fat teal cats are for lewds.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23082935
Maybe people can avoid acting like children then.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23082896
That's a lot of good video game ass

[Anonymous No.]

>>23082933
>But if there's a suave and collected lady who cooly handles things with a casually lewd air about her, that would be the one!
I thought Vert would have been close enough, except there's a lot of focus on her bust and from what I remember your wife is more proud of her bottom.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23082941
Wonderful, wonderful Wonderful! You're kindred souls and welcome guests at any lewd public events my wife throws!
>>23082945
I do not apologize for my wife's spectacular tits AND fantastic ass She can't help it she's an hourglass bombshell!

[Anonymous No.]

>>23082059
Based. Bilegged versions of kcs centaurs are top

>>23082828
Excellent secret! One I very much share with my own wives and plan to get more images of them in such garb!

[Anonymous No.]

>>23082963
Getting cheshy out would take some talking but the jinko wife would drag us there if anything.
She knows what goes down at those places and loves it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23082955
Oh wow! Her 'goddess form' look would look absolutely bangin on my Dear Wife! You've piqued my interest! And yes, good find! As my Dear Wife says, 'My bust is certainly no bust, but to bust my Dear's best busting, I must bust with my butt!'

[Anonymous No.]

>>23082966
I eagerly look forward to seeing them posted!
>>23082967
Quite a mixup! If my Dear Wife saw your Jinko having all the fun but your Cheshire being shy and not getting too involved, she'd certainly use some of her convincing speech to get them to 'Change places!'

[Anonymous No.]

>>23082996
Well if you do that then Cheshy is going to get 'impaled' in full view of everyone.
She'll be blushing as she tries to keep her composure.

[Anonymous No.]

You know what we need?

Rad Kikimoras.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23082828
My wife would look good as Fio Germi from Metal Slug.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23083024
Another satisfied tea party goer!
>>23083027
Clean grinds!
>>23083031
Uh-oh, BIG!

[Anonymous No.]

>>23082828
Yeti wife in Handler's Iceborne outfit is cute and comfy

[Anonymous No.]

>>23082943
Thay will never happen, children will move on but mods will keep banning entire countries because of a handful of kids

[Anonymous No.]

>>23083042
Big enough for me at least.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23083053
She's supportive AND warm! What more could you need?

[Anonymous No.]

>>23082828
Hey, I see what you did there hatterfag. You're more clever than you let on.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23083067
>What more could you need?
Safi's Shatterclaws DBs and a hug

[Anonymous No.]

>>23083075
Whatever do you mean, anon? I couldn't begin to guess!
>>23083080
Well, if you can't get one, you can at least be sure to get the other!

[Anonymous No.]

>>23083103
You're a nice guy Hatterfag, and your wife is a big cutie (literally and figuratively).

[Anonymous No.]

>>23083104
Oh, thank you anon, that's a really kind thing to say! And her big curvy size is nothing compared to the size of my love for her, and the size of her love for me!

[Anonymous No.]

On Dune, Sandworm wife IS your home

[Anonymous No.]

>>23083153
Also, in dune. And under dune.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

I want Hellhound to call me a good boy and mean it

[Anonymous No.]

Monsters that are small but big.

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>>23083394
Sounds like something a hellhound momster or auntster would do.

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>>23083394
I can help
write "DOG MEAT" in big letters with sharpie on your chest
just put a tough, tight leather dog collar around your neck
get a heavy duty dog leash
tie it hard to the bed
lock it down with a key and lock and throw the key out the window
wait for her to come home
and make sure to try resisting when she lunges at you

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>>23083403
Exactly the type of monster to call "mommy"

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Monster girl can sense emotion right so even if you act like you’re not interested they’d be able to tell you are?

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>>23083458
Oh yes.

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>>23077918
How can cheshire's even compete?

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>>23083458
I hope so. I'm the hopeless type that wouldn't believe a girl is attracted to him, so it would help if she knew there's nothing wrong with her, just with me.

[Anonymous No.]

what monster would forcefully marry you

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>>23083473
i want to see a little series staring these three succs

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>>23083449
>write "DOG MEAT" in big letters with sharpie on your chest
No no no no.
You write that on your chest in steak sauce and she licks it off.

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>>23083482
Kitsune so she can brag to her friends over getting a man

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>>23083394
I want a hellhound with a MASSIVE chest.

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New daughter picture! What does your daughter want to be when she grows up?

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>>23083505
I don’t theres any other version outside of lolis, honestly.

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>>23082913
I spy a new lilim! Who's the cutie with the thin wings, anybody know?

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>>23083511
This is too much math for me to follow, anon

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>>23083511
Pregnant.

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>>23083511
I saw this on twitter, its absolutely delightful! Go go zombie dragon daughter!

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>>23083511
I haven’t really thought of daughters that much, really.
I know we’d like to have them, but how they end up and what their strengths and affinities are isn’t really up to us, so it seems strange to decide them “ahead of time,” so to speak.

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>>23083511
Now that I think about it your wife could pull off a good cosplay of Nightingale from F/GO.

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>>23082134
What about a Kelpie?

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>>23082565
I’m not a monster girl though

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I wish I could slap a genie's ass

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>>23083511
An astronaut, but more realistically, an astronomer.

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>>23083545
That's been on my list for a while.

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>>23083511
She might want to be her mother's lab assistant, but otherwise she's going to be a little girl forever!

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>>23083574
How would various species respond to getting they’re ass slapped

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>>23082828
Do you ever dress up as the four long Tetris piece?

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>>23083574
I wish a monstergirl would slap my ass

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>>23083597
Lich asking for different speeds so she can measure and calculate her arousal to get the perfect ass slap.

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Once again, alone on a Friday night with nothing to molest me.
No massages being given out.
Total lack of a partner to voice act h-doujins alongside.
Excessive food which will be eaten over the weekend because I love cooking but have no one.

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>>23082793
So fluffy I'm gonna die.

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>>23081833
Daz it mane

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>>23083503
I want to intentionally leak the fact that I have a massive weakness for kitsune.

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>>23083599
If it would make her happy, absolutely! I will be her hero piece and slot into her ready T-gaps!

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>>23083668
>Tell Rata-chan your weakness for Kitsunes hoping she'll spread the word
>Somehow misheard you or maybe bribed by someone
>Wrote in her "What Boys Are Into" blog about how much you love Ushi-Onis
>Just their strength, endless sexual appetite and comfy webs makes you hard
>Notice black webbing appearing outside your house and strange seals on your doorknob
Enjoy anon

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>>23083691
And that’s why mana markers are infinitely more trustworthy than some fake news rat.

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>>23083691
Luckily I have the perfect plan to deal with monstergirls I'm not interested in.

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>>23083739
Which is what? Telling them you're into kitsunes instead? Enjoy being raped till they show you just how much better they are than 9 tailed old hags

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how do i draw a monster getting freaked out that a dick is shooting cum at her face unexpectedly? i have nothing in my nsfw folder containing anything useful that I could use as references

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>>23083748
I just tell them I'm not interested, and offer to introduce them to some of my friends who might be.

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>>23083759
nvm i found something

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>>23083759
Closest thing I got is from Plasmid and it's Booette
https://imgur.com/a/mL0QDu3

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I really wish my face was being violated by a sandworms long tongue right now

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>>23083857
How would you foreplay with her tongue, anon? Would you grab it and tug it and run it through your fingers? What would she look like while you molest her tongue as you molest it back? Please do tell!

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I want a kej-nook hybrid that leads a small harem of tsukumogami.
Too much to ask?

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>>23083873
>How would you foreplay with her tongue, anon?
Stroke it up and down, guide it between my fingers, to my face and mouth.
>What would she look like while you molest her tongue as you molest it back?
Very lewd, red in the face, and turned on

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Reminder not to shoot the messenger! She doesn't contort the message she gives out unless your hiding your true feelings!

I would shoot my load at her though

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>>23083621
>Total lack of a partner to voice act h-doujins alongside.
that sounds like it'd be fun, actually.

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Paladin-chan stopping the mad lilim's plan to launch dark matter bombs at the worlds capitals

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How would each Bapho react to you trying to hypnotize them?

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>>23083943
>try to hypnotize Runya
>she just falls asleep

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>>23083943
>>23083948
Shirokuto reflects it, you are now her boytoy.
Ropu doesn't understand what's going on and just decks you out of impatience.

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>>23083948
You can't command her to feel very very sleepy if she always feels very very sleepy.

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>>23083948
She gets sleepy when she tries to spend mana.
Your misconception is going to get you donated to a witch.

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>>23083918
Does she launch them instead and make it her own plan

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>>23083985
Would be fun if the lilim does the "join me" speech and the paladin agrees without hesitation.

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>>23083993
>"Why must we fight? Why not join my side."
>"Okay"
>"Together we shall seek the-...wait,what?"

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>>23078390
There a source for this and the artist? Might want to see if they'll take a commission for an adult Greilia or Shirokuto.

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>>23084017
>"Can I be a lamia? I've always liked snakes."

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how do you teach your daughteru the birds and the bees?

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>>23084023
AltairLeVega is the artist

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>>23084034
Make out with her cunny and anus.

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>>23084051
That's for her future husband. You should only do that with your wife.

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>>23084071
>Not taking your daughteru as your second wife
Pleb

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>>23084027
Lilim now has the "i didn't think i would get this far" look

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Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, remember that giving your automaton a super mode is risky.

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Do you think this would work on something like a Baphomet? Or is it only applicable to the meeker MGs?

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>>23084181
It only works on daughterus.

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What sound does a Russian Weresheep make?

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>>23084203
БббрррррррЯЯЯЯЯЯЯЯЯЯЯЯ

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>>23084203
блеять

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>>23084203
suka blyaaaaat

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>>23084205
>brrrrrryanyanyanyan
That's the sound a sheep makes while she's being sheared

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>>23083574
Be prepared for the consequences of messing with Genies.

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>>23081756
>Falling asleep near a fireant hill.
Oh God no...

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>>23083511
The top equation has solutions of about 1 and 488288.

The bottom equation has no solutions because X would have to be 45/8 and -315/64

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>>23084310
>You say somethin Wendi-chan?
>She's probably just mumbling for a burger like usual, haha!

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>>23083918
What happens if she absorbs all the mana into herself, sacrificing her humanity for the village?

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>>23084332
She becomes an EXTREMELY fucking sexy demon.

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>>23084321
>White Horn-san teacher can't seem to get through to Wendi-chan
>until she starts working math problems in terms of meat and BBQ
>Wendi-chan starts solving complex math problems well above her grade level
>White Horn-san promises to throw a big BBQ party for the class if they can score high on a test

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>>23084358
What a heartwarming story. Imagine the proud look on her parents' faces when she brings home her first A on a test. White Horn-san is a miracle worker!

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>>23084376
Grade A! Like beef!!!!! Awawa!

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>>23084273
I wish for 999 999 999 000 wishes.

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>>23084358
What if I were to rape wendi-chan?

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>>23084358
Wendi can figure out how many meals she can get from a animal in a single glance just by using math and anatomy.

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>>23084310
>Not noticing the exponent "a" is a variable
>Not realizing "no solution" and "multiple solutions" are different things
>Not realizing x=13 for the bottom equation

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Here's a girl I'd love to see monsterized

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>>23084656
Atleast tell what monster would you want

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>>23084664
Yes

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>>23084656
You know what girl I'd like to see monsterized? Every girl on this planet

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>>23084664
That's for the lilim to decide.

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>>23084677
I like the way this man thinks. I worry what the sudden mass change would do to Earth's orbit, though.

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>>23084677
When the mamono gates open and they start pouring into our world I just imagine demons come onto sites like these full of lonely men and go into threads spamming "have sex"

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>>23084708
And I'd just reply, "then come over here and fuck me"

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>>23084711
Don't fucking taunt them, it'll happen
There's one working at your ISP ready to give her your address

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>>23084677
An extreme solution

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>>23084716
Good. I'd be glad to get some blueberry pussy, especially if she looks like this one >>23084708

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>>23084708
"Show me your sigil, bitch."

I can't find "you missed a line.jpg", but pretend I posted it.

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>>23084716
>One Anon with a VPN gets four succs sent to Switzerland
>Then they call in the technobus and everything goes dark

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>>23082565
I wouldn't play it at all

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>>23084708
I would just post dick pics with a visible nights sky to see how many and how fast they track me down. Also a note saying I love pslime and carriers.

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>>23084722
>"Show me your sigil, bitch."
Imagine tinder but with sigils instead of pictures. Gotta trust your gut feeling in finding a good blueberry.

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>>23084763
Go with what your heart tells you.

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>>23084763
Naw, with spell circles you could actually summon them and they get thirty seconds to seduce you. Swipe left to pass, rub away part of the circle with your dick to get furiously raped and married on the spot.

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Why are thick tails so sexually attractive?

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>>23084789
Because you like ALPS

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>>23084777
I choose 5C. I'd imagine her to be a pure gyaru archetype.

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>>23084792
But Alps don't have the thick tails that I need

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>>23084811
Their tails are the thickest of all Succ

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>>23084816
I have no need for succ

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>>23084777
Can I get one with racing stripes? Maybe some cool flames.

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>>23084828
Only if you like Humptys

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I fapped REALLY hard to Mari-san today saying obscene things like "give you my all, make you my wife, pour my love into you, I love you"
Hope she doesn't mind

[Anonymous No.]

>Been reading through Black Lagoon
>Realize all you want is a Hellhound with Revy's personality

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Never trust a demon who offers you a deal where it looks like she's going to be your sex salve or whatever. If you sign it you obligated to treat her like that and you'll find out she's actually a power-bottom.

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>>23084953
I want an S&M girlfriend too...

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>>23084722
I'm late, but here you go.

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>>23085006
I want that succ to taunt me about how i should learn how to write them while drainning me of cum.

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>>23084777
B1 or B2. I love the impregnation symbol.

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>>23084777
Far left, third row. Not too heartsy, not too spelled out, but you still know where to shoot your goo. I imagine that'd go on my kind of girl.

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>>23085006
Luckily he summoned a latenight succ, they're not too dangerous.

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>>23084777
Like an animated version of B5. It fills up with the more pumped in and upon successful impregnation drains into the flowers lighting them up.

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>>23085060
A1 has a daring minimalism to it that makes me wonder if the owner is a calligrapher. She'd win by sheer intrigue if I saw that early in a set.
B3 has twintails. What the heck?
E3 is the one that I find the most charming, especially in contrast to the more crass and brutal designs adjoining it.

[Anonymous No.]

This world really needs more defeated salamander porn. We need a pic of her giving head with a chained collar around her neck

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>>23085191
I really wanted to commission that, but the artist I wanted to commission that from hasn't had their commissions open for like a year now.
And I'm to lazy to find another artist to commission.

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>Super horny salamander
>Desperate for a husband
>Will only accept a man that can defeat her however
>In quite a predicament since she's a world class warrior
>No one has even come close to defeating her
>She sees all her friends getting married off
>Can't stand it any longer
>She comes up with a master plan
>Goes to human town at night
>Figures that grocery store will have men
>Walks up to you
>Demands a dick measuring contest with you
>Won't take no for an answer
>Somewhat confused and curious (you didn't think monster boys existed) you reluctantly accept
>You both drop your pants
>You expose your less than average penis
>She exposes her sopping wet cunt
>No dong in sight, just a hole ready for breeding
>"Oh no!! Hahaha...It looks like you won! Hahaha.." she lets out awkwardly while doing a piss poor job at acting defeated
>She "trips" and exposes her pussy, rump in the air, ready to be pounded
>Confusion just sets in deeper for you
>She wiggles her ass towards you
And that's how you defeated your salamander wife

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>>23085251
Which artist?

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>>23082759
Neat, thanks anon!

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>>23083955
>Shirokuto
>you are now her boytoy.
God I want this

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>>23083943
Momonika thinks it's a new game onii-chan's trying to play and does it back at you with way more strength than yours

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>>23085287
DankoDeadZone
Mostly due to the fact I wanted it as a comic. Also I kinda lied when I said they hadn't had any openings, they have, but it's only been open for like 5 minutes before all of the slots are taken.
Though, I would be more than fine with just having at as single pic at this point..

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>>23085280
I want more of this.

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>>23085303
>You're gonna enjoy your new life as a mana battery, boy

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>>23085336
>Spooning with lizard waifu
>Taking on the role of big spoon
>One leg is hiked over her
>Her big, meaty tail rests between your legs as a comfy thigh pillow
>Pure bliss

[Anonymous No.]

Bear witness to the undeniable power of our dark mistresses!

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>>23085381
That's the dream. I would serve her well! And maybe learn some magic on the side too.

She could use my face has her reading chair if she wants

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>>23085398
The levels of comfy is off the charts!

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The first words out of a Salamander child is VULKAN LIVES

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>>23085398
Meaty salamander warrior

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>>23085524
NERD

[Anonymous No.]

>>23085442
Gonna be a good human boy and cheer them on!
Please grant me immortality

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>>23085534
They're not doing it for your attention you know

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>>23085626
I know. They are just so magnificent!

[Anonymous No.]

Does Power qualify as a Monster Girl?