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So I graduate this june. As a trat to myself I was going to go to japan for a couple weeks. Now everyone I have talked to has said that they LOVE blondes (which I am) but they HATE fat white (non sumo) people (whih I am. Now I am fairly comfortable with my sature (I'm kind of like a taller fatter Jack Black). What can I expect as in reactions from people in japan? Also any other tips would be awesome! Thanks

(I'm writing on my cell phone and I can't find the comma. Sorry for any errors this may cause)

>> No.2306491
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Fascinating

>> No.2306493

ask /trv/

>> No.2306500

>What can I expect as in reactions from people in japan?
They would obviously tell you how kawaii your neckbeard is.

What else?

>> No.2306502

Dunno as most of us are interested in Japanese media and have no idea about Japan itself.

>> No.2306516

Japan doesn't care what you look like if you're a stupid tourist. They only want your money.

>> No.2306533

You look like an Albino?

If you aren't please dye your hair a darker color and get a tan.

Also this is obvious but lose weight

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>So I graduate this june. As a trat to myself
>graduate
>trat
Midwest.

>> No.2306539

I'm surprised this thread is coming along so well, considering OPs pic and the additional text to it.

>> No.2306546

How about, you lose some wait, die that hair a bit darker so it doesn't look so ghastly, and then you should be well on your way.

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>>2306546
>lose some wait
>die that hair

>> No.2306561

>>2306555
I've been drinking. My apologies.

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>>2306561
You best not be OP replying to his own thread, nigger.

>> No.2306585

What the fuck.

>> No.2306587

>they HATE fat white (non sumo) people (whih I am.
Sorry to break it to you man, but the whole world HATES fat people.

>> No.2306599

>As a trat to myself I was going to go to japan for a couple weeks
why? what a waste of money.

>> No.2306607

I am not sure if this is real but I'm going to get trolled and pretend it is. Please oh PLEASE do not go to Japan looking like that. Make a very conscious effort to lose as much weight as possible between now and then. Also shave probably. If you go to Japan looking like that you are going to get so many humiliating looks and stares. Japanese are trained to look away but when you look like you do you're going to attract a ton of attention, mostly negative.

>> No.2306624

>>2306607
Don't listen to this guy OP, stay as you are. They will love you.

Oh, and wear the "Looking for a Japanese Girlfriend" shirt and make the word "sugoi" the only adjective you use while in Japan.

Come tell us what happens when/if you get back.

>> No.2306632

Oh dear what would happen if our superior Japanese overlords didn't think highly of me? I-I-I would just kill myself!

>> No.2306633

>>2306483
VIKING

>> No.2306634

People in Japan LOVE Santa Clause. You should visit them more often, OP.

>> No.2306645

Nice attempt at facial hair.

>> No.2306663

わ～いわ～い！カーネル・サンダーズだ！カーネル・サンダーズだ！わ～い
わ～い！

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