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Anonymous Tue Mar 24 17:16:23 2009 No.2304656 [Reply] [Original]

I'd gladly make bacon sandwiches for Yayoi.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 17:18:23 2009 No.2304672 I'd gladly let her suck on my bacon sandwich, if you know what I mean.

>>	White Ren !YLuFFdRcFQ Tue Mar 24 17:19:23 2009 No.2304676 I'd like to check the tenderness of Yayoi's ham.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 17:19:23 2009 No.2304679 File: 55 KB, 658x526, 1223428816565.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] ...You lost me.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 17:20:23 2009 No.2304688 >>2304672 I don't get it.

Anonymous Tue Mar 24 17:20:23 2009 No.2304689

I'd gladly make bacon sandwiches for Yayoi. I'd give my life for her. I'm not talking about sexual partnership either. I'd become her personal slave, if necessary. Bringing her her daily regimen of bacon sandwiches, Big Macs, and cherry soda would bring me great happiness. As she burped and gobbled down her meals I would sit basking in the glow of her ravenous maw.

Even as she became hungrier, and plumper, I would not grow tired of serving her. I would work harder than ever to make her happy. I would learn to cook new recipes, I would roast entire Turkeys for her, I would hand-feed her deep-fried twinkies. And once she had gained a most excellence rotundness, now so fat that she could not leave her bed, 350 lbs. of mouth-watering loli fat, bubbling like an overbaked jello, she would yell to me with fat, blubbering lips: onii-chan, it's time for mah dinner!

And I would come. Fork and knife in hand, I would enter her bedroom. Her glistening, gluttonous eyes would turn dry and roll back as I sank my teeth into her quivering, greasy hide. In a panic, thrashing around like a beached whale, her blood would boil, marinating the fat nicely. As I neatly cut her into bite-sized chunks, she would lose consciousness. And then I would feast. Oh would I feast.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 17:20:23 2009 No.2304692 File: 170 KB, 509x380, if you know what i mean.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>2304679 >>2304688

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 17:20:47 2009 No.2304687 File: 170 KB, 509x380, if you know what i mean.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>2304679

>>	White Ren !YLuFFdRcFQ Tue Mar 24 17:22:23 2009 No.2304700 >>2304689 I don't like this thread any more.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 17:22:23 2009 No.2304701 File: 55 KB, 413x299, 1223151037134.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>2304689

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 17:24:23 2009 No.2304714 I'd sandwich her bacon, if you know what I mean.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 17:24:23 2009 No.2304715 >>2304700 Don't judge me.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 17:25:23 2009 No.2304724 >>2304700 Neither do I. Let's make out.

>>	Aryan Anon of /jp/ !WzqUV360p. Tue Mar 24 17:25:23 2009 No.2304725 >>2304700 What are you talking about? The fun just started.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 17:56:23 2009 No.2304912 File: 323 KB, 663x1024, yayoibikini.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Tomorrow is Yayoi's birthday. What are you going to give her, Anonymous?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 17:58:23 2009 No.2304927 >>2304912 A good, long dicking.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 17:59:23 2009 No.2304931 >>2304689 Made me hard

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 18:00:23 2009 No.2304934 >>2304912 Chocolate-flavored condom.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 18:01:23 2009 No.2304940 >>2304912 bacon sandwitch

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 18:05:23 2009 No.2304965 >>2304912 Nothing.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 18:10:23 2009 No.2304998 >>2304912 The bill.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 23:31:23 2009 No.2306746 Why does nobody the Yayoi?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 23:32:23 2009 No.2306755 >>2306746 Because everyone just accidentally the whole

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 23:38:23 2009 No.2306788 I think it's dangerous to accidentally a whole Yayoi of herself..

>>	Arcueid Brunestud !ARCIkc4cG6 Tue Mar 24 23:42:23 2009 No.2306804 File: 10 KB, 251x251, 1f0c8a729c5a9e3fa62f41b15fe92189b788eddb.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>2306755 >>2306755 the WHOLE yayoi?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 23:45:23 2009 No.2306828 File: 76 KB, 326x326, what.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>2306804 Just accidentally.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 23:46:23 2009 No.2306835 Does Yayoi like bacon sandwiches or something? I don't follow Idolm@ster, but I do like bacon sandwiches.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 25 00:30:23 2009 No.2307038 >>2306835 A better question is who DOESN'T like bacon sandwiches?

>>	Arcueid Brunestud !ARCIkc4cG6 Wed Mar 25 00:33:23 2009 No.2307056 >>2307038 Muslims. They can't eat pork.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 25 00:45:23 2009 No.2307096 >>2307056 Muslims don't like anything. Except maybe Yayoi. Everyone should like Yayoi.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 25 00:48:23 2009 No.2307103 File: 290 KB, 1399x865, yayoigenki.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Happy birthday, Yayoi!

>>	None !Mystia3.V2 Wed Mar 25 00:58:50 2009 No.2307139 File: 95 KB, 425x650, 02.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>2307103 （´・ω・｀）

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 25 01:00:23 2009 No.2307144 >>2307038 Yeah, but do they make a point of it in the games or something?

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