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>> No.23009525

First! I think I might love Dryads.

>> No.23009536

They're definitely an underrated species.
I never really thought the living-in-the-trees part was that much of a downside; the whole forest is your neighborhood then.

>> No.23009552
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>> No.23009560

>Give Ice Queen a late Christmas present
>the most expensive parka in Winterstown, lined with Weresheep wool and Snow Harpy feathers, fur hood made with Yeti fur, all tailored together by White White Horn-san
>"I can make my own clothes from ice idiot, I don't even feel the cold"
>"...Although it does look a bit stylish, maybe I'll try it on"

>> No.23009584
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Breed the goblins or else!

>> No.23009590
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fish tummy

>> No.23009595

i'd consider a shorty redhead

>> No.23009603

Yknow I don’t even like oppai loli really, but there’s something about hobgoblins that just really makes me like them.
Maybe it’s their dummy nature and a desire to protect them even though they’re leaps and bounds stronger and tougher than I could ever hope to be.

>> No.23009650

I'm gonna make contracts with all the elemental types and you can't stop me

>> No.23009655

Exactly! And they fit the "one main wife and a harem of 'friends with benefits' wives" dynamic I love.
Also, I see the tree home as an upside.

>> No.23009664

Bully the flatties

>> No.23009673

but what if i don't want to?

>> No.23009686
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You gotta breed the panda anon, they're an endangered species.

>In Mist Continent, Pandas are protected by to the point that if asked to breed by one the man cannot refuse under penalty of law

>> No.23009694

Note to self: Avoid Mist Continent

>> No.23009708
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They call their cousins to make you repent!

>> No.23009740

Bully the fatties

>> No.23009753

Can I exclusively breed with this one?

>> No.23009755
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Now that's some alp talk.

>> No.23009756
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Would a Troll's butt also smell musky?

>> No.23009768

There are dozens of other mamono I prefer to pandas. There are worse, but there are much better.

>> No.23009782

Yes, but like potting soil.

>> No.23009792

That will make the goblins sad

>> No.23009819

They can find someone else to fuck them.

>> No.23009854
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Playing hide and seek with Harpies are a bad idea

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>> No.23009887

What about with Tengu?

>> No.23009945

How could anyone lewd a Familiar or an Alice? They're so sweet and cute!

>> No.23009951

Familiars will lewd you instead.

>> No.23009954
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Trolls are made for groping you

>> No.23009956
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Alices are sexy. I want to rape one so bad.

>> No.23009971

Why? And how are they sexy?

Familiars will lewd me? What will they do?

>> No.23009975

I love flat chested innocent submissive little girls and maledom.

>> No.23010027

Submissive girls and maledom are great, and I don't mind short, flat girls, but I just can't see Alices in a lewd way.

>> No.23010124

Just wait for the MAMONO MANA to kick in.

>> No.23010154

I get that in-setting, an Alice would make me see her as the lewdest thing ever, but as is now, I just see them as precious little imoutos that need headpats and affection.

>> No.23010164

They are cock craving succubi that need dick like all other monsters. They also aren't as innocent as people act like they are.
>And then, each time they have sex, due to their memory, their body will rapidly grow sensitive to pleasure. Naturally, their body will use the techniques learned, and they'll be able to milk even more spirit energy out of the man.

>> No.23010180

but i ddn't consent

>> No.23010237

I get that, but I'd need a little more to get me to lewd her in the first place, before breaking her into my own personally-adapted slut.

>> No.23010242

Well, I do prefer my lolis from the "classily lewd" type races like a Dark Mage, they would get along with adult human males very smoothly.

Then again an innocent type like a pure Anubis or Salamander is good too. Or the races in the middle ground between pure and lewd, too.

Either way they're all getting maledommed.

>> No.23010258

I really do love Alices to the point I would probably waifu one if I didn't already have my loli Night Gaunt waifu that I am monogamously devoted to. I also really like Cockatrices for submissive flat chested girls.

>> No.23010288

Trumparts are where I prefer "classy lewd". I tend to prefer powerbottom subs for maledom and gentle dommes for femdom. Unless it's a threesome dynamic, where I like one girl being a powerbottom for me, and also domming the other girl.

>> No.23010290

>I really do love Alices to the point I would probably waifu one if I didn't already have my loli Night Gaunt waifu that I am monogamously devoted to.
do your parents know this?

>> No.23010301

Just get the dress for the Night Gaunt.

>> No.23010328 [DELETED] 

Does anybody have the Lescatie Crusader wojack or the one with the soldier being sucked into a will o wisp?

>> No.23010332

Thank you for reminding me of my Alice dream

>Sleeping on the couch
>Alice tries to wake me up by straddling me and showing me with kisses
>hips shake with each kiss, quickly picking up in momentum/speed
>she eventually gets tired and falls asleep atop of me
>her body quivering slightly and her panties moist

>> No.23010389
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Anyon-san, asobou!

>> No.23010403

I love lolis but I hate the over popular Hellhound, Cheshire, Manticore breeds. I also prefer maledom breeds.

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>> No.23010419
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You're gonna wake up tomorrow coiled up by a very wealthy lamia. She's gonna be your new wife, and there's nothing you can say or do to prevent it. She will be a yandere, and depending on your reaction, this will only intensify or mildly subside. Enjoy your new lives, anons!

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Dogs of unusual size are after you anon. How do you deal with it?

>> No.23010436

>Femdomfag autism strikes again
Maledom has always had a following in these threads and MGE in general.

>> No.23010444
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Monkeys are cute.

>> No.23010467

I miss these dumb dragons.

>> No.23010480
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The patient hunter gets the Human.

>> No.23010494

Ask if she's into threesomes, and cuckquean roleplay, and hope for the best.

Fuck, now I'm starting to see the appeal of Alices a bit more.

>> No.23010500

They steal my stuff though.

>> No.23010511
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Remember that onis are weak to pleasure attacks despite being so physically imposing

>> No.23010525


>> No.23010538

They're also weak to beans.

>> No.23010541
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Maybe that's your fault for being such a tourist. Maybe they find your lack of a tail cute and are just curious about how similar Humans are to Monkeys.

>> No.23010564

I picture a Dark Mage loli to have moments of mischievousness and skilled teasing comments, so nothing close to power bottom but far from a doormat too.

>> No.23010571

>Ask if she's into threesomes, and cuckquean roleplay, and hope for the best.

>Anon is no longer allowed to the leave the house or interact with females online

>> No.23010582

They're not gonna grab ME are they?

>> No.23010610

what's so sexy about unusual skin colored monsters

>> No.23010614

But I want her to prove her superiority over other girls, in front of them.

Exactly. Trumparts, Cheshires, Devils, and Familiars seem much better for what I'm into than Dark Mages.

>> No.23010626
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First, you must grab the fruit from her hand. Then your training can begin.

>> No.23010633

>But I want her to prove her superiority over other girls, in front of them.

>Anon is chained to the bed and raped repeatedly for days on end

>> No.23010642

Um...can I go home?

>> No.23010651

Reminder that humans have the biggest cocks among primates.

>> No.23010668

I want loli cheshire chan to tease me with her cute paws!

>> No.23010675

Gimme the chunky monkeys!

>> No.23010685

>they find no tails on humans cute
>they also laugh at Yetis for being tail-let apes with big, goofy paws

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D-Don't tell them that!

>> No.23010693

Then I'll call out to the Fallen God! And to Eros! And to Chaos!

>> No.23010712

if your waifu wrote a book what would it be about?

>> No.23010713

Of course, but she can't guarantee your protection on your descent back down the mountain. Her Kakuen students have all mastered her techniques.

>> No.23010715

I don't think that bimbo goddess is gonna help.

>> No.23010729

The joys of being constantly ravaged and molested by your husband.

>> No.23010732
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>Don't touch my hubby or else By: Ushi-Oni

>> No.23010734

>Send an Apsara or Houri to satisfy my desire and help stabilize the relationship through a F>M>F harem dynamic
>Help yansnake appreciate my desires, while letting her understand I still am devoted to her

>> No.23010735

>How I rebuilt my Kingdom using anime and video games

>> No.23010737

>How good husband tastes

>> No.23010739
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Man, what a big fluffy Wolf tail.

>> No.23010757

>She will be a yandere
To what degree are we talking about? I can accept if she's protective of me, but I don't want a wife that would stab another woman for looking in my direction for a moment.

>> No.23010815

Depends on your behavior. Nurture her yandereness through perceived unfaithful actions, watch her go nuts. Put her at ease and she'll let up

>> No.23010851
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Do I get to choose flavor of snake at least? I'd like grape or vanilla preferably

>> No.23010853

Does It have to be a snake?

>> No.23010862

It's random but can any lamia species.

Yes, it will be.

>> No.23010869

I'll give her lots of vanilla, gentle loving, and when she lightens up, I'll quickly find and rape the nearest Rata delivery girl.

>> No.23010895

I'm not a slut and I would rather be monogamous anyway. I just don't want her to have so little faith in me that she thinks I want to elope with a female cashier just because I'm polite to her.

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>Max Level Tritonias can fly.

>> No.23010965

I think it would be a really cute collection of fairy tales for family storytime. Not quite as violent or depressing as the originals, not quite as saccharine as the modern ones, but balanced just right to be real adventures and lessons.

>> No.23010981

Consent is a myth. Religion is a joke. We are all pawns, controlled by something greater: Love_. The DNA of the soul

>> No.23010989


>> No.23011042

Depends on which imaginary waifu I call up.

Some dry historical text, but presented in a way that actually makes it interesting. This is the girl most likely to actually write a book.

>Unagi Joro
A cookbook, but with food-based dirty jokes and eel slime in literally everything (with some adequate substitutions available for the mucous-challenged).

A modern day Kama Sutra (or at least the sexy bits), but dealing with magic, extra/missing appendages of various species, and way more terrible puns than any one woman should have the right to make. She'd be least likely to write the book because she'd rather practice its contents wherever possible.

>> No.23011074

>Martial Arts of Wonderful Madness: A Jinko's Tale of Studying in Wonderland

>> No.23011075
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My banshee wife likes it when I call her mean things just to make her cry.

>> No.23011087

Eelpill me. What's so great about Unagi Joro?

>> No.23011090

>Relationship dynamics and Maintenance of meido harems - a user's manual

>> No.23011096

How to be da best boss by Hobgobbo

>> No.23011098
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Monster girls eating borglar

>> No.23011113

But I have better yanderes in mind

>> No.23011114

>10 easy steps to score your very own little brother!
>by Dark Mage

>> No.23011117

Banshees are cute. They're my third-favorite undead mamono.

>> No.23011140
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What a big fluffy Wolf.

>> No.23011144
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>Devils are power bottoms
This is an interesting point that makes a lot of sense to me. I imagine Demon lolis would be a lot like how I described the Dark Mage, so that's a distinction between a Devil and a loli Demon that I've had a vague awareness of in my mind, but haven't been able to put into clear words until now.

>> No.23011145

but, rape is bad.
why can't monsters understand that rape is bad?

>> No.23011149

Business Wolf.

>> No.23011163

I recognize that art style.

>> No.23011164

The best wolves cover 60% of their desk with their chest.

>> No.23011167

If you don’t want rape just send a few prayers Eros’ way.
She’s all about the romance.

>> No.23011173

im scared of snakes though.

>> No.23011181

Where else are you going to get the biggest wans?

>> No.23011184

Not all monsters rape or are even femdom oriented. If you don't like rape marry something like an Inari.

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Pay tribute to the alpha.

>> No.23011206

I wouldn't like to meet her going to grandma's house.

>> No.23011207
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spambots begone

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>> No.23011221

She might shake you down for some of the food in your basket, but she keeps the monsters of the woods in line. She's the top dog.

>> No.23011224

Too bad

>> No.23011243

Yeah, once I realized that, it made a lot more sense why I liked Devils more than Demons at any given body type.

>> No.23011244
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>your challenge: help repopulate japari park with lots of friends

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Anon no! Lions are dangerous!

>> No.23011274
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I prefer tigers anyway.

>> No.23011276

The bigger the bust, the bigger the litters.

>> No.23011292

>Turbolewd but loyal traditional wife without excessive dominant or submissive tones
I'd be sold on a human woman with these qualities, but there's more.

>Coy/playful ara ara personalities
Or at least that's my interpretation. Sounds like nothing short of amazing to me.

>Exotic bits
No need for comment

>Slithering ecchi hijinks generators, only you actually get to fuck
It's an interesting gimmick and could lead to some fun situations.

>Built in slimeplay
This is my fetish.

They're not for everyone, but if you like vanilla with a hint of cinnamon eels are great.

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don't mind if i do, then. i'll start with the extinct species first, like Thylacine, Aurochs and Japanese Wolf!

>> No.23011296

Steamy, wet Tiger musk.

>> No.23011303

What has it got in it's pocketses?

>> No.23011332

Either a book on mixing drinks, or how to relax with the help of exercise, maybe both.

>> No.23011333

>Turbolewd but loyal traditional wife without excessive dominant or submissive tones
That does sound pretty nice.

>Coy/playful ara ara personalities
Not too big on ara ara types.

>Exotic bits
They are pretty nice.

>Slithering ecchi hijinks generators, only you actually get to fuck
Phrased that way, sounds pretty appealing.

>Built in slimeplay
If it was all grool, I'd be definitely down for that.

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Today, I will remind them.

>> No.23011342

>So desperate to be bred she wears cute little bows.

>> No.23011345

If only, Anon. If only.
My taste tends towards the fluffy these days, but Shirohebi are an old favorite from when I first found MGE

>> No.23011346

Does that mean most sabbath are infertile?

>> No.23011347
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If I feed my monster gorl the borglars will she grow biggar stronkar thiccur??

>> No.23011348

>Nipple bandages
>Tiny panties
Cute squirrel.

>> No.23011349
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currently nothing but soon the baby will be there, that's how marsupials work.
her usual clothes have a bigger pouch but i don't have any artwork that showcases this in a good way so have a scary thylacine instead

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she was so desperate to breed she learned how to read and write, all for you. You better take responsibility and help her repopulate her species, anon.

>> No.23011364

>Unlike in the case of humans, monsters reach sexual maturity extremely early. It's a bit different depending on race, but even at the latest, they reach sexual maturity by 10 years old, and it becomes possible for them to have sex with human men and become pregnant. Devilish children can even swell up their stomach and reliably receive an enormous penis that's incongruent with their still immature, tiny body, and even in such a case, they don't feel pain, and they can only receive pleasure. Also, the thoughts of monsters are monstrously obscene from a very young age. They have knowledge of sex, and take a strong interest in human men. Monster children casually chat about monster-like topics such as sex, pleasure, etc.

>> No.23011379

Sabbath Magic™️ breaks the rules.
That said, if you’re looking for litters I think it’s Ropu or bust.

>> No.23011392

It's not about the Sabbath. All monsters reach sexual maturity by age 10 at the latest. It's a core part of monster biology.

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A series of help books on how to do various tasks
>Big Paws For Dummies: Knitting
>Big Paws For Dummies: Cooking
>Big Paws For Dummies: Handjobs
>Big Paws For Dummies: Using A Computer

>> No.23011431

>How to land the hottest Chad human and drive him to such insanity so he only wants monster girls

>> No.23011453

Not sure if a waifu, or a vaguely related string of recurring fantasies, but:

>The Forest of the Future: How Human-Monster Relations can Advance Nature

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All the more meat so snuggle you with

>> No.23011467

Legends and Stories from Zipangu.

>> No.23011474

Troll-san’s training shall now begin

>> No.23011481

>Not too big on ara ara types.
I'm huge on them and that fits my mental image best, but a spicier "hora" eel wouldn't be too far off the mark either.

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I hope it's pic related

>> No.23011511

Resting your head on your demon boss's cute beer and burger tummy!

>> No.23011517

Oh, no, I'm more into kuudere/dandere types.

>> No.23011529

>>Big Paws For Dummies: Handjobs
They don't count as paws, but I hope Yeti-san's book becomes a bestseller among Trolls.

>> No.23011579

Imagine becoming a father at ten years old because you played doctor with your childhood friend.

>> No.23011598

It's possible but, other than a few breeds like Large Mice, Devilbugs, and Vamp Mosquitoes, monsters have a notoriously low birth rates so It most likely could take decades of constant fucking for it to happen.

>> No.23011601

Does anyone else love drinking water? I drink over a gallon of water a day. Sometimes I get too greedy and drink so much water at once that my stomach starts to hurt.

>> No.23011628

>monsters going on hikes and drinking bottles of semen to replenish their energies

>> No.23011654
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It's got electrolytes, it's what the plants crave!

>> No.23011664

Man, that Barometz must be loaded. A literal sugar momma.

>> No.23011665

what could a man get sued by a monster for?

>> No.23011667

Why are Barometz so adorably lewd?

>> No.23011668

>Ah, this looks like a nice spot for a break
>Alright pants off anon

>> No.23011682

1. Sheep
2. Award-winning smile
3. Fruit flavored everything

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property theft, vandalism, and racist hate crimes

>> No.23011688

Also some cute goat eyes behind those shades.

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it would be a disgustingly sappy romance novel about a human/mermaid couple with a good ending and a bad ending

>> No.23011753

Throw in a houri for heart and you can be captain planet

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This got me curious. How would you describe a Devil or some of those girls you listed, how does the power bottoming work in more detail?

If I had to explain my taste and what I imagine with a loli Demon or Dark Mage or other race like that, it feels difficult to put into exact words. I suppose that kind of a girl could be described with "Tempts and teases, but sensually surrenders to cock"

>> No.23011786

Yeah, that about sums it up. Would a Barometz ever get upset about me asking to drink her juice?

How would a Tanuki react to me overturning her table and getting out a lash?

>> No.23011793

That's like asking if a Holstaur would ever get upset about you wanting to drink her milk, they'd be enthusiastic and happy every time.

>> No.23011822
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>tfw no blood mage elf gf to bleed you dry for reagents then force feed you liver and onions to replenish your vital essence

>> No.23011833

>Would a Barometz ever get upset about me asking to drink her juice?
Are you kidding? She'd probably volunteer.

>How would a Tanuki react to me overturning her table and getting out a lash?
She'd sue.

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>Zipangese women stronk!
>Zipangese women tougher and hardier than Order women!

>> No.23011894
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Good boy

>> No.23011897

It's better that way, you can cum inside your monster girlfriend who's 2-3 times younger than you without needing to worry about it.

>> No.23011964

While they all are powerbottoms, they each represent the dynamic in different ways.
The powerbottom dynamic is that of "active submission" - that is, being very clearly submissive and subservient, and communicating and encouraging use of her. It often overlaps with the girl being masochistic.
Devils, for example, want to be used by their husband in all ways, and serve him in all ways.
Cheshires and Familiars both naturally lend themselves to convincing the man to be the aggressive one, while still being playful as a sub nonetheless.
Trumparts of all suits work well as powerbottoms as well - Clubs are perfect for begging to be used, Diamonds are down for literally anything, Spades are already both enthusiastic and subservient, and Hearts want to encourage their husband into exhibitionist displays.

>> No.23011969

have sex with fairies

>> No.23011973

too small

>> No.23011974

She'd never get tired of it? What if I wanted multiple different Barometz to have a variety of flavors, and asked them to yuri both to mix flavors and put on an arousing show for me?

And how would the Tanuki sue if I'm whipping her and stroking my cock over her?

>> No.23011978

I want to see a fairy try and make me.

>> No.23011979

Even better when they find out you like aged up women and they adapt, using their newfound features and testing them on you. Experimenting with her larger tits and refined ass.

>> No.23011989

she's gonna spend all day in your pants

>> No.23011999

What if the Alice finds out I'm into teenage body types, and FFM threesomes?

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I will, but not them

>> No.23012003

Oh yeah? What all's she gonna do down there?

>> No.23012014

>find out you like aged up women
That would never happen. I only like flat chests.

>> No.23012027

Alices adapt to your fetishes, right?
So after I dick an Alice for the first time, her pubes will grow out thick and her pussy will be constantly twitching and dripping?

>> No.23012028

lick at your glans and stroke with her feet

>> No.23012032

The former sounds pretty hot, but the latter not so much.

>> No.23012039

she's just big enough to straddle your penis and she'll rub whatever she pleases with her soft legs and feet

>> No.23012041

No they don't. Where do people get that monster just become what you want right when you fuck them. Not only are there a ton of mentions of loli raping men and forcing them to like lolis just like gazers can make men like monoeyes.
.>They possess the unique ability to find out about men’s sexual taste and fetishes through the act of sexual intercourse itself. They may become sadistic or masochistic, in order to match the desires of a given man.
The ability to instantly learn and adapt to a mans tastes is said to be unique to Dark Angels.

>> No.23012047
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Birb Party!

>> No.23012062

Ah, so an Alice would just become a masochist for me.
A Dark Angel, on the other hand, would reshape herself to my desires just by riding my cock. That's pretty amazing.

>> No.23012073

I'm really not into feet, but soft, tiny thighs rubbing all over sounds pretty hot, especially if she's grinding herself all over my shaft.

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Where is she taking the hobbit?

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Please reward me harder Meidri

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FOOL! everyone know Egyptian girls are the best girls!

>> No.23012090

Alices are just "innocent" and forget about the sex it self but remember anything said and unconsciously remember any techniques you taught them. They are made to be masochistically be raped by default.

>> No.23012093

To Hell, I hope.

>> No.23012105

So, for example, if I make her masturbate for me while grinding her ass on me, she might unconsciously start touching herself in front of me during her "innocent" state?

>> No.23012131

she's gonna do everything for the whole day

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Did they ruin her?

>> No.23012162

>That last one

No they didn't

>> No.23012167

But they completely removed her wings.

>> No.23012188

Would a sex doll turn into a Living Doll if it gets contacted with demonic energy?

>> No.23012209

Everything? Or will she stick to things that she finds I react well to?

>> No.23012213
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Sake night

>> No.23012225

What if I don't drink alcohol?

>> No.23012226

only if you are in a dark demon realm AND are lucky.

>> No.23012230

she'll do everything to find things you react best to

>> No.23012232

I think I might see the full picture. The way how it differs from other types like a pure/innocent submissive monster, a seductive and playful monster you're supposed to make yours, or a prideful tsundere that needs careful taming, is that in those cases the submission is in a way not explicitly spoken out loud.

>> No.23012241

This. I'm not into alcohol or drunkenness.

>> No.23012242

She looks like a dude.

>> No.23012244

Then this post isn't for you

>> No.23012250
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Na she's a cutie.

>> No.23012257

Right. A powerbottom won't wait for you to get the message and beat around the bush, she'll tell you that if you want her, her body is your personal sex toy. She'll be the one seducing, then bend over and ask you what you want from her.

>> No.23012275

I would like to go partying with onis
Social drinking is best.

>> No.23012288

What if I like alcohol, but I don't like Oni?

>> No.23012290

Sorry. I'm just used to drinkers being overly obnoxious about it, and get defensive when people bring alcohol up in general.

>> No.23012292

You must hang out with some effeminate dudes.
How about Satyros?

>> No.23012294

OH you will learn to like oni, unless you are an alp candidate then you are fucked regardless.

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>> No.23012317

Upgrade your demons

>> No.23012319

Alcohol is not some magic drug. At best it lowers your inhibitions but only if you "let" it or you drink obnoxious amounts.
If someone is being a dick while drunk they are likely to just be using being drunk as a excuse for being a dick. There are not "bad drunks"" only bad people who use their drunkenness as a means to justify their bad behavior.

>> No.23012322

V1 the best
more like downgrade

>> No.23012329

I'm not even talking about while drunk. Most drinkers I know spend most of their sober time talking about getting drunk and judging anyone who doesn't.

>> No.23012330

You only like V1 because she's half insane on aphrodisiac

>> No.23012335

Probably, but you could also just take her into a trip to wonderland if you don't want her to go back to her "innocent" stage.

>> No.23012337

That beard accessory look stupid.

>> No.23012342

I dunno, innocent states where she unconsciously acts to please me sound a nice mix of cute and hot.

>> No.23012343

Exactly. Shitty people. Alcohol is not required.

>> No.23012354

Yes and the short hair. V 5 is also good but not as good.

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soft dead

>> No.23012365

I know.
What I'm saying is that enough people I've met who drink even somewhat regularly are shitty about it that the mention of alcohol makes me defensive.

>> No.23012366

You know some wack people then.

>> No.23012372

Perfect tomboy material right here.

>> No.23012374

The best undead.
Gimme a ghoul that's gone extra soft.

>> No.23012382

Ah yes my favorite flavor... Blue.

>> No.23012383

Yep. I'm moving, soon, though. Hopefully that helps.

>> No.23012416

Nah I get you mate. i also don't like the taste of alcohol and I dislike being pressured into drinking. But Ijust have a weakness for demi-seci and dulce white wines that almost make me into an alcoholic.
Not sure it counts tho because I like the taste and not the "buzz" it gives.

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Trading stories would be great, especially with blue onis what with the embarassment thing

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>Gimme a ghoul that's gone extra soft.
Sorry no ghouls have a comfy wight instead.

>> No.23012461

This meme is a crime against girls with pretty hair, but the short-haired salamander Nav drew was actually really cute. Or maybe that was just because she's a thick loli in a bikini.

>> No.23012466

But how soft is she?

>> No.23012471

She seems very soft perfect for a big long hug.

>> No.23012477
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She makes a compelling argument

>> No.23012491

Good argument but the THICK zombies Lich-san has shambling about are nice as well.

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>> No.23012514

That's a well fed corpse.

>> No.23012527
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Liches need to be muscular with hard abs. That is the patrician way to enjoy them.

>> No.23012538

Well yeah.
She does but her zombies are extra soft.
There may be a complex at play.

>> No.23012578

>great barbariank art of my favourite girl

>> No.23012585

Best undead are kuudere loli skeletons, chuuni teenage wights, and genki onee-chan ochis.

>> No.23012594

How do I get a Wight gf without going the zombie route?

>> No.23012607

what monsters would Tifa and Barret be?

>> No.23012623

>As a monstergirl

>> No.23012639

>genki ochis
Intriguing. I bet you could get a nice headpat and happy onee-chan noises just by telling them how cool all their sword skills are.

>> No.23012650


>> No.23012655

I think you're supposed to hang out at undead galas, balls and bedrooms until it works out.

>> No.23012659

ogre and hellhound
poor cloud

>> No.23012660

But how would you even get invited in the first place?

>> No.23012663

Who's going to stop you?

>> No.23012683

How cool her sword skills are, how great she is at protecting me, how sexy she is when I catch her masturbating to me while I'm bathing - all of that would get me happy onee-chan noises and plenty of affection.

>> No.23012687

The person checking invitations at the door?

>> No.23012696
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Mildly tsundere loli Wights are the best undead, you can't convince me otherwise. Slightly bitter but also very sweet pale pears.

>How do I get a Wight gf without going the zombie route?
Date a Wight's biological daughter, of course.

>> No.23012697

Did you tell them the part where you're an eligible bachelor?

>> No.23012706

Wights seem like the mischevious type to invite random non-noble men to the ball out of the blue on a pure whim, or if that wouldn't work they'd conspire events in the man's life so he thinks it's his idea to sneak in.

>> No.23012727

I don't think that's good enough for them to let any random on the street in.

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Taking into account the absolute lack of males in monster controlled cities I would say they do let anyone in.
Anyone able to get there without begin robbed (from their bachelor status and virginity) by the roaming bands of criminal unread gangs and other nightly critters.

>> No.23012759

Big smart fluffy birb

How can other harpies even compete?

>> No.23012761

>married Wight hatches a plan to get her unmarried friend a romance by sending an unsigned love letter to a guy, so he will sneak into the ball to find the mystery noblewoman who sent him the flowery message
>the Wight who sent the letter ufufu's to herself, but there's something she didn't think all the way through
>it's a big celebration with more than one single Wight
>and also a Lich that got half-forcibly dragged there
>and even some Vampires
>and a Pharaoh's daughter on a diplomatic visit from distant lands

>> No.23012763

This is still high undead society we're talking about. They still have certain standards to meet.

>> No.23012769

You're thinking of humans again.

>> No.23012795

I bet the liches and some of the brighter zombies have assembly-line makeovers down to science. You walk in one end a random schlub off the street, you're undressed, showered and shaved, styled to the nines in a full-pressed suit, and ejected out the other end ready to rub elbows with high society despite being woefully unprepared for the actual social interaction part.

The concept reminds me a bit of that scene in Tron Legacy where they get the protagonist ready for the games, just for a ball instead of a sport.

>> No.23012812

What's the best monster for the nerd look? Dorky glasses and all.

>> No.23012822


>> No.23012831

Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread .

Instead, remember to greet the local aquatic monster girls in your area.
If you have a river, they may have their own little town down there.

>> No.23012834

>anon proceeds to spend the entire time hanging out at the snack table trying not to draw attention to himself
Yeah, I can see it.

>> No.23012842

I want to marry the river, and make a harem of her aquatic friends!

>> No.23012861

>Eager Undine noises

>> No.23012882

Yup, exactly. All the unmarried noble women trying their luck at getting him to open up (to her specifically, of course) and anon quickly realizing that getting into the undead ball is significantly easier than getting out.

>> No.23012902

Yes master

>> No.23012910

U fookin what m8?

>> No.23012915


>> No.23012922

The softest butt

>> No.23012927

And I could drink water all day. I actually love the taste.

>> No.23012930

The local aquatic monster housing development employs an Undine to keep the water clean.

You should see her in the mornings and she skates around the canals, clearing it of all impurities for another day.

>> No.23012932

Do kikis with other jobs like secretary or nurse accidentally make that mistake sometimes? It must be pretty embarrassing to call her boss Master.

>> No.23012938

More of a mead man

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Welp, it's that time again.

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>> No.23012959

As if I'd be so lucky.

>> No.23012979

What if i trick her into saying her name backwards?

>> No.23012985

>tfw no thicc Man-eater Milfred ghoul chasing after you with a giant demon silver cleaver

>> No.23012993

I respond with absolute indifference

>> No.23013022

Maybe an hour in the hole will teach her .

>> No.23013027

The best way to deal with a yand snake is to stick your thumb in her butthlle.

>> No.23013031


>> No.23013032

In what hole?

>> No.23013042

>Not being heart
Best power

>> No.23013101

do i still get to play video games

>> No.23013112
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Would you kill a doll?

>> No.23013204

I want a harem of dolls, golems, mimics, automata, cursed weaponry, living armor, and ittan momen.

>> No.23013225

I just want my blanket to come to life.
I've cum in her enough for that, goddamnit.

>> No.23013240

Would you ryona and guro them?

>> No.23013272
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Reminder that each child you have with your tanuki waifu she’ll knock off .1% interest off your loan

>> No.23013316

but it goes up by .1% everytime I touch her tail.

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Would you suck her dick?

>> No.23013362

There's not a single part of Crim I WOULDN'T like to get my tongue all over

>> No.23013395
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>> No.23013414

Tritonia + MindFlayer

>> No.23013435

Harpy - Feathers

>> No.23013437

I hate it.

>> No.23013440

Some men are quite ugly, yes.

>> No.23013454

No, but I'd splice them.

>> No.23013460

>tfw Kamaitachi wives make Tanuki wife strip and beg and act like my personal whore for me to give her some money

>> No.23013463

I get it.

>> No.23013465

Alice + Nightmare

>> No.23013467

Do shields monsterize into living weapons or armor?

>> No.23013473

Living Weapon if not treated as part of a specific suit of armor pre-monsterization, part of a Living Armor otherwise.

>> No.23013497
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This show saved anime

>> No.23013502

i'd push a zombie over and take her anus

>> No.23013510

no anus no wife

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I've always found girlie butt to smell pleasant, even if she was "musky", even better, right? I mean, assuming she's hygenic, and ofc monster girls would be hygenic. Girl butt musk ftw

>> No.23013570
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She's the perfect size for standing cunnilingus and for me to be her chair

>> No.23013573

I want to stick my dick in a mimic's keygloryhole!

>> No.23013584
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But anon, her cloaca is both.

I do have a thing for facesitting, so that's a big downside, but you could have fun in other ways. If her breasts are large enough, you could simulate the sensation of facesitting. Only real problem would be that breasts just don't have the same smell appeal.

>> No.23013585

Strike a deal where I help find men for their entire pack if they leave me be.

>> No.23013590
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Like your heart!

>> No.23013593

Do you... know this from experience?

>> No.23013600

Do bird girls have cloacas, human genitalia, or somehow both?

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Anyone else wonders who was controlling the strings?

>> No.23013624

Why is Wonderland so wonderful?

>> No.23013636
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Very minimal experience, but yes. Am I not allowed here if I'm not a khv?

>> No.23013638

An even sexier puppet.

>> No.23013645

Don't feel too bad. Some people here have 3DPD relationships, and even talk about MGE with their SO.

>> No.23013650

Well, according to the show that's saving Anime, they have a cloaca. I'm not sure if KC has ever stated canonically where on that spectrum his harpies lie though. I'd say just give them whichever you want.

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>> No.23013656

I'd kinda find it hot if they had three holes - both an avian cloaca and human genitalia.

>> No.23013669
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I used to hell she even knew about monster girls and liked them long before I came into the picture, but now I've gone mgtow and am not looking back, which should give you an idea of how well that relationship went. Don't get me wrong, the sex was great, but that was about it. Ironic, isn't it? We come to this hugbox to fantasize about these monstrous women literally made for sex and written to appeal to sexual fantasies, but we ascribe personalities and other aspects to them that become as endering if not more so than their sexual appeal. They are made, literally written for sex, but we give them personalities and other characteristics that are endearing and even more charming. The portals can't come fast enough.

Thanks for reading my blog

>> No.23013673

I mean, part of the appeal of MGE over other fapbait is how personal it can be, and the emotional validation beyond the sexual arousal.

>> No.23013719

Vagoo is in the normal human position.
Buthole/pisshole is at the end of the tail.

Yes, but often with her if it's multiplayer.

>> No.23013795

>Dark Angel
>Dark Valkyrie
Why has the Fallen God blessed this world so?

>> No.23013821

exactly, she has no reverse cowgirl game.

>> No.23013822

careful, anon
I'm pretty sure that isn't allowed onna blueboard

>> No.23013876


>> No.23013937

hell girls just want love

>> No.23013946

Do demons yell "Rip and Tear!" when opening a wrapped present you handed them for their birthdays or a holiday?

>> No.23013969
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>"yeah baby, do it, rip and tear me, ngh, oohhh~, that's my good little doom slayer!"

>> No.23013988

i want to lose to demon tail

>> No.23013992
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I want to tame a werewolf til she’s obedient as a kobold

>> No.23013995

How do you lose to a demon's weak point?

>> No.23014026

Try doing that with a Hellhound and it will only end with you getting raped.

>> No.23014027

by attacking mine with it

>> No.23014049

A Wock is fine too

>> No.23014072

A Wock is more than fine

>> No.23014075

i would protest about her gross teeth tentacles and she'd shut me up by putting both in my pants

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I'd pump her full of so much love she'd take me on walks through wonderland and parade me off tp pther girls that seethe in jealousy when they see I'm taken by a powerful dragon who's better at satisfying a man than they are

>> No.23014143

>IP Range ban
The fuck?

>> No.23014211

Someone in your area was spamming/ban evading probably. Go kick em in the nuts

>> No.23014220

Smug dragons proud of showing off their lewdness are fantastic. That's the dream right there, I wish there was more wock porn.

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Robo waifus are cute

>> No.23014275

Well fuck whoever that is, can't post on /jp/ from home now

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I didn’t know h’orcs came in vanilla flavor

>> No.23014352

You could always get a pass

>> No.23014374

The other white meat.

>> No.23014382

I want to watch a bunch of slasher flicks with a group of creepy monsters.

>> No.23014395

Have you ever heard the terrifyied (Kyaaaaa!) of a crypt ghoul?

>> No.23014397

Is your plan to make them scared and cling to you?

>> No.23014423


>> No.23014463

Yes, except for the punk Ghoul who, when everyone else is screaming at a kill, just goes 'Haha woah, gnarly dude.'

>> No.23014532

Being punished by a Kiki's heels is the best.

>> No.23014552

I think sucking her saliva out of her mouth and licking her tongue is more fun

>> No.23014588

RPG morality system shown by how corrupt your valkyrie is

>> No.23014606

Easy to imagine with one axis, but how does it work with two? What's Lawful Evil and Chaotic Good Valkyrie like?

>> No.23014678

Lawful evil Valkyrie is like that Japanese officer who sent off his guys in a suicide charge and then told them to go back when they survived

>> No.23014751


>> No.23014792

Crazy things happen in Japan. What are some unlikely friendships Monster Girls would form?


>> No.23014912

ushi-oni burned her eye sash to ashes, send help

>> No.23014935

Anon you ARE the reinforcements!

>> No.23015065

damn it, i don't want to get assaulted, telling her to stop won't do anything!

>> No.23015085

That sounds like everyone wins.

>> No.23015188

Got a flashbang? Smoke grenade?

>> No.23015375

honey badger waifu

>> No.23015380
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>> No.23015424

Doesn't give a shit about anything but hubby.

>> No.23015445

she's also a rapegirl and nothing can stop her

>> No.23015466
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>> No.23015673
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Some fuckin fags in these threads wanting to make a meek nerd out of her, make her submit, try to dom her, fuck all that. I wanna be thoroughly and utterly dominates every single night by her even while trying my hardest to top. That's the best thing about hounds, utter and absolute indomitability. They're monsters for pete's sake. YOU are the toy.

>> No.23015683

i meant here are several monster who you can make submit. Just not the hell wan. You just can't beat her.

>> No.23015850

I don't care how your hellhound is, I just don't want one myself. I want a harem in the Church of the Fallen God.

>> No.23015902

Guided breast grabs are the best.

>> No.23015921
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>going to the office
>daily wrestling with hound has significantly increased muscle mass and made you leaner
>muscles start bulging from under your clothes
>coworkers start coming onto you, assure them it's a seriously matter of survival but they don't listen
>some stalker types try to follow you home and your wife beats their shit in

>> No.23015949

Guided pussy grabs and ass grabs are better.

>> No.23015952
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Hour 1
>This is great!
>So much energy and she's letting me fuck her like a bitch in heat
>Those mushrooms work wonders!
Hour 2
>We're still going at it
>She shakes her hips a bit vigorously now and again
>Tells me not to slow down
Hour 3
>I've completely exhausted my supply of raging mushrooms
>Will soon run out of other supplements as well
Hour 5
>She started laughing when I asked if she wanted to take a break
>She said if I slow down, she'll just move faster for the both of us
>I'm starting to think I made a mistake
Hour 8
>Getting weak.
>She's still going
>She chained me to the bed to keep me from struggling so much
>She said to save my energy, since she prefers me awake
Hour 14
>What's this? A tape recorder?
>Hubby is a bit tired
>I'll keep him nice and warm, though
>His best part is still inside me
>He's all dried up, but it just feels so good in there
>I don't think he'll mind

Do not challenge the hound

>> No.23015983

I'm going to steal heads from Dullahans and Skeletons and I'm building a mighty pyramid out of them to impress Anubis and Steppe Centaurs everywhere.

>> No.23015992

>Despair but also an erection

>> No.23016097
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Hmm, yes.

>> No.23016138

>>He's all dried up
We don't do that here.

>> No.23016156

This, dryfish shikishit can go to >>>/vg/mggg

>> No.23016178

>dry orgasm = MGQsex
Use your thinkboxes people.

>> No.23016179

Ah..fuck. Forgot about that shit
Meant to imply he's empty but recovering. Didn't want to make it to long.

Also wanted to add a line about hoping he brings more mushrooms next time.

>> No.23016191

Now that I think about it, Cursed Sword is what the encyclopedia used to describe those. I assume KC hasn't said anything regarding the form of a Cursed "Sword" so technically could it be anything weapon-like? Like it's usually people stumbling on cursed loot kinda thing no?

>> No.23016207

I feel like he mentioned something about like a pistol example of the species (Flintlock pistol type, not like modern guns) but I can’t recal where, if he even said it at all.

>> No.23016232

Find yourself a girl who looks at you the way a few-days-hungry wolfu looks at a freshly prepared steak.

>> No.23016235

That has nothing to do with the Cursed Sword. There are guns which are used by Dark Musketeer class monsters (a Holstaur in WG:side II).
>Q. サルバリシオンで銃は遺跡から発掘して、それからグレムリンが制作した旨が書かれてますが、大砲については既に教団の技術で開発されたものなんですか?
>In World Guide Side 2 it is mentioned that guns were excavated from ancient ruins so that Gremlins started the production of it, but what about cannons? Did the Order already invent one by its own technology?
>A. 大砲は教団の技術で開発されたものですね。教団の持ってる大砲は中世的な普通の大砲で、遺跡産の銃の方が我々の世界の現代兵器に近い構造みたいですねー。
>Cannons were already invented by the Order. The cannons they have are typical medieval cannons, while guns excavated from the ruins are close to modern weaponries.
>Of course, I said 'close' but it's not really close since they run on magic and whole different mechanism! (KC)

>> No.23016251

Loli hellhounds are great for sex, because they return into smug sexy brats for every session of spanking and pounding their big springy asses.

>> No.23016259

Ah, that explains it. Must have crossed the memories up.

>> No.23016263

That wurm is cute

>> No.23016276

There’s definitely something appealing about a loli who keeps chipper and smug even as you prone bone her into the mattress for the third time in a row.
Ah hell I don’t know why the idea of a lolihound calling me a good boy after the deed never really occurred to me before, but that’s a damn hot concept.
The Sabbath may get me yet.

>> No.23016362

Lolibaba heckwan may be appealing, but good luck raising an actual loliwan when only your wife can discipline her properly. God help you if you're a single father with adopted lolihound daughter.

>> No.23016363

It'll take more than that for the Sabbath to get me.

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You can always "discipline" them the KDF way.

>> No.23016383

Based and KDFpilled.

>> No.23016390

He didn't mean that, if your mind goes to edge rather than the alternative then your mind is the problem.

>> No.23016407
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If nothing else he's given me a renewed interest in bodysuits.

>> No.23016422

Same. I wonder how many others he’s awakened to them. I wonder how many he’s awakened to dicking the daughteru.

>> No.23016434

While there's no doubt some, I don't think I'll ever get onboard with that myself.
My waifu can lolify herself anyway.

>> No.23016450

My waifu is a loli Night Gaunt but it was Rei and Evangelion that made me like latex suits (and kuudere) more than anything in these threads. I wouldn't want to cheat on my wife more than any moral issue with incest considering mamono mana makes it pretty much a non issue. But in general I don't want kids at all either way.

>> No.23016462
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What mamano would be most likely to be a camgirl?

Alternatively, which would you least expect and be pleasantly surprised to find is selling her lewds?

Hard mode: No monsters in the devil family, especially succubus or lilim.

I'm going to write a greentext of the best suggestion and get it illustrated for you filthy degenerates.

>> No.23016463

I’d be willing to bet there’s at least one.

>> No.23016481

Diamond Trumpart, definitely.
She'd both want to show off all her new ideas, and try to find someone as pervy as her.

>> No.23016492

You better keep your hands off my cute skelly girls.

>> No.23016501
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Momonika would be online showing off herself with her onii-chan before the other Sabbaths had even figured out what a computer is.

>> No.23016525

Does /jp/ hate corruption as much as NTR?

Monsters becoming NTR skanks makes me nauseous, but the idea of a christmas cake being corrupted by the attention and money she gains from camwhoring is actually super hot.

Maybe a holstaur or a dere dere minotaur?

>> No.23016539

Corruption is shit but that's just my opinion and yes, it's allowed in here.

>> No.23016541

I'm gonna defeat a demon and then only use her tail to pleasure myself.
I wounder if she would just roll with it or just be really confused.

>> No.23016570

>CC holstaur starts a cam stream
>The few guys who come in are super bored and call her a granny
>She gets all teary-eyed and bends over to turn off the equipment
>Stream starts going wild over her plump butt
>CC grows increasingly red in the face and embarrassed
>People watching the stream are getting off to how flustered she is and start donating $5, $10, $20
>It starts off with them wanting to see her shamefully caressing her ample butt
>She starts fingering her orifices while covering her mouth with her other hand to stop the moans from leaking out
>donations start reaching $30, $40, even $50
>She collapses from an unintentional orgasm half-way through the stream and forgets the camera is recording
>the donations continue to pour in
>this becomes a nightly thing, and she quits her dayjob

>Possibly gets interrogated by the IRS for not filing taxes and sucks them off to stop them from sending her to jail?

>> No.23016573

>What mamano would be most likely to be a camgirl?
Succs and all the subspecies associated with the.
>No monsters in the devil family, especially succubus or lilim.
Well, then I'd say all the werecat subspecies like cheshires and sphinxes and whatnot.

>Alternatively, which would you least expect and be pleasantly surprised to find is selling her lewds?
Dragons. Stoic, proud, regal girl selling herself online in the forms of nudes, scales, and dragon bath water would be quite the contrast.

Not a question you asked, but some honorable mentions:
>That one centaur girl that's bullied into showing her horse pussy on cam
>Hellhound repeatedly asked to bark like the little bitch she is and her getting pissed online over it yelling at the webcam how she's gonna fuck them all up
>Lamias seducing their viewers with their excellent voices and sultry nature for more donos
>Holst giving out her milk to her top donaters
>Salamander and minotaur co-streamers getting into irrationally heated arguments over sword vs. axe weaponry
>Autistic anubis that spends 12 hours a day playing autism blocks (Minecraft)
>Sabbath streams recruiting pedos

>> No.23016581

>corruption is shit
You're shit.

>> No.23016583

Doppelganger, it's like deepfakes but real and anytime you tune in into the stream it's a different look.

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>> No.23016588
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>the US government immediately jumps on legalizing and hiring monster girls once someone in the IRS figures out the capabilities of Tanuki

>> No.23016591

>Dragons. Stoic, proud, regal girl selling herself online in the forms of nudes, scales, and dragon bath water would be quite the contrast.
Holy shit, that's fucking hot.

>>Autistic anubis that spends 12 hours a day playing autism blocks (Minecraft)
Also good.

I really like this, as well.

>> No.23016595

That not what a doppelganger is. They only take one form other than their true form which is based on your idealized unrequited love.

>> No.23016620
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>Haughty sphinx who calls her viewers peasants and scum of the earth
>Ends up degrading herself by fingering her ass while she makes the fucked silly face and rakes in cash, gifts and attention

I guess it would work with cheshire too.

>> No.23016621

I want to jump on a Tanuki!

>> No.23016626

A chimera, each personality having a different way of cam-showing

>> No.23016649

Jabberwock. Their entire thing is taking pride in how lewd they are so showing off only makes sense.

>> No.23016652

>Sabbath streams recruiting pedos
They don't ask for donations, and are really subtle about it. Just cute lolis doing cute things, with occasional accidental lewdness. And a flight of familiars on standby to collect any potential onii-chans turned on by it.

>> No.23016672

I would watch a Ropurotto Sabbath Witch stream.

>> No.23016677
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Tell me anon, which species of MG absolutely necessitates some form of nuclear bunker to hide away from during peak full moon?

>> No.23016688

Yeah, for me it's gotta be Dragon and Sphinx.

>> No.23016833

Jabberwock. They're the lewdest and take pride in it; seeing an unmarried one (or a married one with her husband) camwhoring wouldn't be a surprise. Past that, Amazon's have that public sex fetish, right? Seeing competing tribes literally flexing at each other doesn't sound out of the question, but I suppose they are in the succ family.

>> No.23016849

Ushis and all forms of dragons.

>> No.23016925

>Watch Rumua stream
>Just a camera feed of one of their libraries; a bunch of cute lolis reading, researching, hanging out, and napping
>Nice background noise, and a good way to wind down
>One day, decide to join in the chat
>Usually, chat is discussing random things, but I decide to talk about the stream itself
>"Looks comfy there"
>One of the girls addresses me by my username
>Cute little Tanuki girl
>"Yeah, [anon], it's super comfy!"
>A couple Witches giggle - one of them mentioning how there's plenty of room there
>End up talking with the girls via chat for a bit
>It gets later
>Tanuki-chan yawns and stretches, exposing her cute white lacy panties
>Wait, are they a little wet?
>"You didn't see that, did you [anon]?"
>Why's she addressing me directly?
>After a pause of me figuring out what to say, she leaves the room
>The Witches' eyes grow wide, and they seem ecstatic
>Before I can get worried, Tanuki-chan sends me an invitation to a private stream
>Strange, but I accept
>She's in a tiny bedroom, in a set of lacy lingerie like her panties
>Sure enough, her panties are soaked through, and she's rubbing away eagerly
>"[A-anon]! Do you think I'm sexy? I know you think I'm cute but am I sexy?"
>"You don't need to say anything, [anon]. It's hard accepting you're a lolicon. Just let me know if you want me, and my friends will help you get here!"
>My hand down my pants without me realizing it, my heart thumping like a drumroll, I barely manage to type my reply
>"I want you"
>Within minutes, a Familiar wearing an oversized tweed coat knocks on my window before magicking herself in
>She offers to take me away from the stress and the worries and the taboos
>She offers to take me to the comfy rooms and the cute and alluring Tanuki on my screen
>She teases me for my self-pleasure, and offers to help - or to leave it for Tanuki-chan, or to leave asking to help again until after I have Tanuki-chan
>I say the last sounds nice, and she holds my hand, before a flash of light takes me to the Runya Sabbath
>Tanuki-chan is waiting, asks the Familiar if I'm who she thinks I am, and with a nod of the Familiar, the tiny raccoon girl is on top of me in a tackle-hug

>> No.23016938
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But how do we escape the Cheshires?

>> No.23016943

Don't be in wonderland and you'll be fine. Catnip, lasers and water sprays also work.

>> No.23016946

*Runya stream
Fuck, typo in the first line.

>> No.23016969

I really don't want to see a cheshire on the nip.

>> No.23017007

If you're not into Cheshires, they'll joke at you, but ultimately try to guide you to other mamono.
If you're on the fence, they'll try to seduce you, but also give you the chance at other girls.
If you like Cheshires, there is no chance to escape.

>> No.23017057

Water sprays

>> No.23017073
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I wonder
would stuff life the statue of liberty be changed by DE

>> No.23017076

>That'll be $20 good sir

>> No.23017164

>ywn wake up one day in Wonderland with a Cheshire straddling your face and making quips about "breakfast in bed"

>> No.23017165
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Fuck you, she has the perfect body fat %. PERFECT.

Sphinx seemed interesting, so I gave it a shot.


Might make this into actual prose if it grows on me.

>> No.23017167

I don't think DE would change it, but I think the succubi would change it to be more lewd.

>> No.23017190

>ending the story after she masturbates once
Fuck you and your blueballing Hatch.

>> No.23017192
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I'd bang her first as I like French girls.

>> No.23017205

>The sphinx sprawls herself out across the bed and waits for the worshipers to roll in
>The first comments are "What the fuck, this broad's fully clothed" and "Show us your tits, brown girl"
I wasn't expecting comedy.

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>not having a stream that's just a catgirl napping in the sun for half the day

>> No.23017231
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Was hoping it was someone who knew how to write porn. Or write anything.

>> No.23017234

>show us your tits, brown girl
This is what people would actually say and that's why it's funny.

>> No.23017244
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I'm sorry you don't like my writing. Hopefully it'll get better over time and you'll change your mind, friend.

>> No.23017262

There are way worse writefags out there, most of whom have thankfully stopped posting.

>> No.23017266

It's more the mindset than anything. Feels more like your in it to promote your brand than truly understanding what makes monster girls good.

>> No.23017301

Stop arguing with tripfags and ignore the story.

>> No.23017342

Are you the same retard who was concern trolling over the monster harvest moon game?

>> No.23017400

Not sure who you mean

>> No.23017445

The only difference between Hatch and the other pretty OK writefags is that none of hist stories are set in MGE, and he's done that on purpose. Can't think of another reason he's so disliked.

>> No.23017460

which monster, as a loli, would be the sexiest loli compared to all other species as lolis?
hard mode: no sabbath monsters and no monsters that are lolis or pre-teens in their profiles
lunatic mode: no monsters that were seen as lolis in the official works
nightmare mode: monsters that look older only (ie ice queen, nuraihyon, lilem, hakutaku, etc.)

>> No.23017502

This is easy even on nightmare mode, Wight or Dark Mage.

>> No.23017556

Feels like it's missing something

>> No.23017628

There's very little actual sexual content in it, which is extremely frustrating. It's also way too short.

>> No.23017638

There’s an Amazon Twitch joke in there somewhere

>> No.23017663
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Everyone knows Dragons are the best at everything, including being lolis.

>> No.23017675
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Squeeze grapes

>> No.23017683

Remember that verbally agreeing to a demons contract still counts as singing it to demons and is magically enforced.
For more questions, please visit your local demon lawyer.

>> No.23017691

Haughty powerful dragons being protective of their weak husbands!

>> No.23017697

verbal contracts dont stand up in court

>> No.23017708

Never be sarcastic around Demons

>> No.23017725
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Dragon lolis are pretty sexy, true.

>> No.23017731

In a demon court they do.
They are of course incredibly biased but it''s not like you're gonna be able to stop them.
Unless you're thinking of doing a dramatic underdog story about representing Pro se and winning.
Will just end with you getting raped which counts as common law marriage to them, but still.

>> No.23017735

stubby tail stubby tail

>> No.23017747
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Good idea!

>> No.23017757

BEEEEG heaving grape tiddies

>> No.23017780

What kind of mamono target ephebophiles?

>> No.23017785

>most likely a cam girl
Demon or Succubus

>least likely a cam girl
Cyclops or Valkyrie

Hard mode answers:

>> No.23017794
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Little dragons and salamanders need cute and squishy stubby tails, ideal for squeezing or pulling.

>> No.23017819

>Giant Golem with a French accent, obsessed with freedom and liberty, really likes Americans.

>> No.23017834

The more you ignore her the cooler you look.

>> No.23017898

Obviously I have to pay attention to her to show her how lame I really am.

>> No.23017925

How do I get a dorky NEET Dark Matter?

>> No.23017929

that satyros looks like she's about do something to the poor human!

>> No.23017933

fuck that, i want to be friends with her, not be an asshole

>> No.23017967
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Be careful who you make eye contact with, some species get attached really quick

>> No.23017983

I want a harem of clingy skeletons.

>> No.23017988

too short, needs more content

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Bunnies can die from loneliness and heartbreak. It's inhumane to try to get rid of one after she's latched onto you.

>> No.23018029

I need me a THICK and hedonistic grape snake with huge breasts.

>> No.23018032

A big muscle heckwan is fine too

>> No.23018037
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>when you realize a prototype AI waifu simulator is already installed on your phone

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>> No.23018044
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No u

>> No.23018057
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I'll take a big muscle cat

>> No.23018058

Jinkosan has been bulking.

>> No.23018086
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Thoughts on Ochi?

>> No.23018090
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>Barometz are cute sheep. The harpies in general are good as well.
>Cheshire Cat or Anubis.
>Possessive/Brocon Shirohebi isn't a bad idea.

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>> No.23018095

subscribe with twitch prime now to get access to my subscriber only streams and snapchat

>> No.23018100

Loyal retainers.
For heirs.

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>> No.23018116

Although mine would be a strongfat one with a huge, spiked club.

>> No.23018136

I'm good, thanks for the offer though

>> No.23018153
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Big muscle Yeti

>> No.23018162
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The dream

>> No.23018186
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I want to tell her to git gud

>> No.23018200

I want to stick my penis in her ass.

>> No.23018207

Too bad

>> No.23018249

She could protect me better from in bed with me.

>> No.23018271

>hellhound rapes me
>take her to court
>she has big-nosed rata lawyer
>meanwhile i have a lowsy alice as my lawyer from the law and justice sabbath
>judge sentences me to marriage with my rapist or else i go to jail
this tells you a whole lot about society since we live in one

>> No.23018274

Sweet and perfect onee-chans!

>> No.23018291
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You've decided to abandon your previous life and dedicate yourself to martial arts. Which martial arts master do you choose as your teacher?

>Prideful Jinko master of tiger kung fu. The extreme harshness of her training tends to push potential pupils away. She's led a very solitary life and isn't good with interacting with people. Deep beneath the muscle and abrasiveness lies a heart of gold and she despises bullies more than anything else. She'll defend your life with your own but if you want to be her student then be prepared for 500 push-ups as a beginner's warm-up exercise.
>Lofty Crow Tengu master of crane-style kung fu. She thinks very highly of herself (and of other crow tengus as well) and she has trouble seeing humans as anything except 'cute weaklings'. Her students are numerous and almost entirely consist of other crow tengus. She's accustomed to humans being the types who give up early and can't dedicate. Although she's haughty she's also quick to recognize true dedication and is accomodating/friendly even to students who she think will quit early.
>Crafty Lamia master of snake-style kung fu. Her unusual body-type makes her an extremely difficult opponent to many practitioners of traditional martial arts and she capitalizes on that. A natural schemer who favors cerebral mindgames, she's likely to mess with you a lot before accepting you as a pupil. It's hard to tell her 'true' personality because of all the faces she puts on but she might be a bit insecure of her body-type.
>Mysterious Kakuen master of drunken monkey kung fu. An older, mature woman with a friendly, laid-back personality. Her eyes seem to always be closed and she only opens them when she's serious. Most of her techniques can be performed sober but her ultimate abilities require actual drunkenness. Her alcohol tolerance is legendary and she's rarely not-buzzed. All of the other kung fu masters are absolutely terrified of her and they refuse to explain why.

>> No.23018292

Serves you right for being Single while Male.

>> No.23018293

This is why you marry your genki kobold friend. Believe me when i tell you, even the most fearsome hellhound trembles in fear of a really pissed off kobold.
The ones that seem the most innocent are the ones who are usually the most capable of horrifying acts if push came to shove.

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>> No.23018307

If you really want to go the full on marital arts route the jinko is the best one since they will never think about anything else until their mating season"which is rare, and if you prepare for it you could have her locked up voluntarily until her estrus passes.

>> No.23018308

Are those lawyers taken?

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>> No.23018322

How do you fluster a haughty ojou monster?

>> No.23018327


>Training under Jinko-sensei is harsh but normal until winter, when her estrus starts
>You're now responsible for chaining her up at night so she doesn't go rape-wild
>While still continuing your training and also resisting her advances (she'll be disappointed if you don't)

>> No.23018331

Continue to praise her and praise her and praise her.

>> No.23018341

You have to do it, no mater how soft and big her breast are you can just go and grope then. She will scold you once she is "back" if you do.
And you DO want to be praised by her don't you?

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> Hey there champ. You seem like a friendly fellow. Would you like to come to my house to have a good ol plate of poutine?
How do you respond?

>> No.23018356

What is poutine? Isn't that just the canuck version of chili-cheese fries?

>> No.23018359

Pussy worship.

Not a big fan of cheese curds, but otherwise sounds good.

>> No.23018362

Tengu sounds nice.

>> No.23018370

Fries with cheese curds and brown gravy.

>> No.23018371

Sounds disgusting

>> No.23018389
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DO NOT make fun of her national dish anon, as nice as she is yetis can get very "personal" if they find you "cold" towards them.

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hellhounds are too chad to be yandere, they know and trust their man to never be in cahoots with another woman

>> No.23018413
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Other women can't mess with their husband if he never leaves their sight.
Or bed.

>> No.23018433
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God I want to be raped by a yeti so bad.

>> No.23018444

It's Sabbath Scout cookie season anons! What would you do if a nice little Sabbath Scout knocked on your door and offered you a free sample?

>> No.23018461


Does she have samoas?

>> No.23018463

Proclaim my love for onee-sans and shut the door.

>> No.23018464

What if a hellhound suspects that another woman wants to take her man by force?

>> No.23018479

Instantly begin shooting the next installment of my dream pornographic film anthology titled: "Little Girls in Big Trouble".

>> No.23018490

>You're lost in the jungle.
>Your survivalist watch monitors nutrient levels, tells time, acts as a compass, and gives GPS grid coordinates.
>You don't know the grid coordinates for any nearby civilized area.
>You have a journal with survival information like useful plants, basic tool and shelter crafting, tips on wound and infection treatment (complete with pictures).
>Attempts to approach local human tribes end (and often start) with you getting shot at with bows, stones thrown at you, attempted slashings with stone tools, etc.
>Local wildlife tends to be either skittish or predatory.
>You manage to survive regardless.
>Survive pretty well, actually.
>You have a shelter near a river with a bamboo smoker set up over a fire for preserving what meat you can kill and bring back.
>A dozen coconut shells litter the camp to catch rainwater.
>You have an elevated leaf bed to avoid getting infested with skin-burrowing worms.
>You had to remove them with a fish bone last time you were infested.
>Leeches are still an issue whenever you go hunting, though.
>You have a few spears for hunting and self-defense, and an axe made with sharpened bones for when you need to chop down wood or bamboo.
>Fish traps made with sticks stuck in the mud dot the nearby shore for your protein needs whenever you can't catch something.
>You haven't encountered any wandering tribesmen for a month.
>Strange, you encountered them every few days before.
>You're feeling pretty good about day-to-day survival, so you start planning to arrange rescue. Maybe a large fire?
>In the meantime, you plan to set up a bamboo water filter to start taking advantage of the river's water.
>Suddenly the forest goes silent.
>Feeling the hairs on the back of your neck stand up, you grab a spear and start looking around.
>You see movement in the brush not far from camp.
>You brace yourself for the worst.
What happens next, folks? What monstergirl encounters our protagonist, and how do they (both the monstergirl and the man) react to the encounter?

>> No.23018501

Sure, what's the harm in one cookie?

>> No.23018522

Ask her how much for her "cookie".

>> No.23018539

I'm gonna impregnate a loli jinko and you can't stop me!

>> No.23018566

I prefer the Snuggle Scouts. Much more wholesome. And proceeds go to improving their rescue equipment!

>> No.23018571

Choose prison, maybe that'll teach you to stop being a bitch, and next time you'll man up and outrape her instead.

>> No.23018572
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I want Paladin-chan to purify my dick with her thighs

>> No.23018576

I'll teach the poor girl to cook actual food instead.

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You're the kinda guy that manticores like to watch go from determined to slack-jawed.

>> No.23018594

I want a priestess of the Fallen God to sanctify me with her holy fluids!

>> No.23018601

Priestess wife blessing you before you go into battle!

>> No.23018610

I'm getting a fight or flight response from this Yeti!

>> No.23018611

>Choose prison, maybe that'll teach you to stop being a bitch
Good luck with that when it's shower time with your ripped monstergirl cellmate.

>> No.23018613

Instant best choice.

>> No.23018615
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If you fight she'll grind your pelvis into dust.

>> No.23018621

you'll grow an extra dick and a third testicle

>> No.23018627

Your fault for trying Kurocookies.

>> No.23018632

she'd be traumatized actually. all that extra work for the relationship, and then all the sudden, it falls into to the ground. thus chaos is ensured. you'd get your ass beaten until your not conscious for a while. then you'd have to make up for the damage you caused, which is A LOT of work.

>> No.23018634

>eat a whole box of extra dick cookies

look at me, i'm the dick man

>> No.23018636

A snuggle with a struggle

>> No.23018641

What would she do if I told her I don't like cocoa or marshmallows?

>> No.23018645

Yes anon, that's the point.
You won't get stronger if you don't train.

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i want to feed these cookies to my gf

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>You're a bad liar, you know that?

>> No.23018653

Who keeps a deck in their skirt?
Besides Pharaohs.

>> No.23018654

You get coffee.

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>> No.23018661

Not lying.

Now that's the stuff.

>> No.23018662
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Which monster girl do you think would prefer anal sex over vaginal sex?

>> No.23018664


Got Dorome.
We Mudhouse now bois

>> No.23018667

How to get muscle momster?

>> No.23018668

The shit ones.

>> No.23018675

Get adopted by an oni/salamander/amazon/jinko

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good ones with cute paws

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>> No.23018708

>an alice, an umi-osho, a sea bishop, and a greenworm attempt to gangrape anon while figuring out how to rape him with their limited knowledge on the matter.

>> No.23018714

I'm going to tell a loli Dark Mage that I'm going to impregnate her cute pink asshole. Then get teased on some other day, when she mischievously acts more innocent than she is while asking for sex by saying she wants to play and then referring to that piece of hentai-tier dialogue as a fun game.

>> No.23018726

dont date monsters in the triple digits.

>> No.23018728
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Good friends

>> No.23018729

No thanks, not interested.

>> No.23018732
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I mean you might as well shoot for 4+ at that point, right?

>> No.23018737

I'd help them gangrape me.

>> No.23018740

Not if I rape them first. Especially the Alice.

>> No.23018756
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Snuggle Scout cookies go well with hot cocoa!

>> No.23018758

It's hard to find ones that are big enough, old enough, and still single.

>> No.23018774

>Mysterious Kakuen master of drunken monkey kung fu
>Her eyes seem to always be closed and she only opens them when she's serious
>All of the other kung fu masters are absolutely terrified of her and they refuse to explain why.


>> No.23018780

Even Wendi-chan does a good job selling them! They’re not meat so she has no interest in eating the stock.

>> No.23018817

What does a Wendi do when she's not fucking her boyfriend

>> No.23018825
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How do I make myself prime bait for a 'core?

>> No.23018826

Why would my priestess wife send me into battle? She's the tank.

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>> No.23018834

Rush up to her and grab her by the tail, specifically the spiky part

>> No.23018867

>Vamp Mosquito
Worst outcome imaginable. I would take a damned Alraune over this, at least you know you are getting shelter and nutrients.

>> No.23018873

I think part of the reason I like apophis, ushi and manticore is that they smile so often.

>> No.23018888

Cute friends

>> No.23018899

Good for trapping things, and one of my favorite mamono.

>> No.23018912

Where's that Smug Squad image when I need it

>> No.23018922

Fuse a Jinko with a Cheshire. Good luck outrunning her.

>> No.23018936

Anon please.
That implies I'm Running away from her.

>> No.23018944

Is that more like a wacky Jinko or a buff Cheshire?

>> No.23018946

Probably the latter.

>> No.23018948

Why are kitsune so perfect?

>> No.23018950

Until the last line, I thought this was Saghu-fag’s work so I guess one of those. Don’t care for them much myself.

>> No.23018955

I personally don't think so, but you do you.

>> No.23018960

I wanna meet a pharaoh with a huge dick! and tell her that “That Grass Looks Greener” is still forbidden.

>> No.23018962

Fuck it, I'd let her do to me whatever she wants.

>> No.23018963

>Sea Bishop
Thank goodness! She must be from a convent trying to spread her religion to the natives.

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They were getting into the pants of humans a long, long time before the Demon Lord changed things up.
As a species, they've had time to practice their art to perfection.

>> No.23018972

That's asking for her to Kabedon you

>> No.23018979

Anon played the Chicken Race too long and got alped.

>> No.23018989

Excellent, that's one way to get a good look at her strong arm. It won't take long for her to let me kiss her large biceps.

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>> No.23018996

Keep that up and she'll be sporting heart pupils when she poofs off with you.

>> No.23019005

>giving something with the strength of a Jinko teleportation
Mistakes have been made.

>> No.23019008

The sort that would ride your dick and forcibly keep you there till you've stretched out her womb.

>> No.23019023

Compliment her drills.

>> No.23019032

Give me the drunk monkey!

>> No.23019034
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>haven't had a woman's body all my life
>would probably ogle her like she's a waitress bringing my hot wings
How fucked am I?

>> No.23019042

Very, but that's a good thing.

>> No.23019052

Post cute Mimics!

>> No.23019054

Happy ending!
What's wrong with that? There's not that much that she can do that a regular Cheshire or sufficiently motivated Jinko can't, and what she can is good.

>> No.23019064

No, the happy ending is her waking up the next week to find that she's getting a tad more buff than she remembers.

>> No.23019105

I want her to choke me

>> No.23019117

Never drive with a weresheep

>> No.23019121

I want to get tricked by an old fox!

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>> No.23019153

>not using card portals

>> No.23019210
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>generally need my monster girls to have legs and a butt
>still get a raging hardon for mermaids with fat, heavy tails
Explain, penis.

>> No.23019226

Fish butt can still be a thing and everyone can appreciate big meaty tails. I like then on lamia, too.

>> No.23019227

What if you saw mge funko pops?

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Only if you explain why I love snek but wholly prefer nereid to mermaids

>> No.23019240

That's alotta beef.

>> No.23019250

>Generally like small-flat girls
>Love the idea of a large-breasted hair whore

>> No.23019255
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The girl having butt and thighs is non-negotiable for me.

>> No.23019300

Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, be careful when challenging chimera to a game of the mind.
After all, they've got three working against you.

>> No.23019327

>"I bet they could pierce the densest of rocks."
Am I doing this right?

>> No.23019354
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Big dragondemonlizard thing

>> No.23019355

Snake tail >>> Fish tail

>> No.23019407

The lewd thing is that she knows her tits are too massive for that shirt, but she wears it anyway. Curvy girls who barely fit in their clothes is too good.

>> No.23019422

Probably something relating to operator shit. Waifu is a /k/ lim

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I think that somebody's trying to fuck me
Infecting my blood and destroying my mind

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That sounds lovely.

>> No.23019539
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What if your adopted mom was a snake?

>> No.23019569

I’d want to find a girl of my own just like her.

>> No.23019573

Tightest hugs in the neighborhood.

>> No.23019575

But you have one at home already

>> No.23019582

>ywn train in swordcraft and magic in spite of not being a Hero
>ywn head to a low-level area where Heroes start their journey, more prepared than the Heroes
>ywn befriend the local Slimes and Goblins and Werebats
>ywn help them defeat and claim all the fledgling Heroes in the area
>ywn watch as the low-level grasslands transforms into a respectable demon realm at your influence
>ywn leave a heartfelt goodbye to your friends and their new husbands as you move on to repeat the process somewhere else

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sleep with reimu hakurei and not filthy youkai. her shrine maiden pussy juice will cleanse your cock from filthy youkai mana and you won't be corrupted over night and lose your will to live free from lust.

>> No.23019593

She is a slut for "donations".

>> No.23019603

I hope she wouldn't mind me spending most of my free time studying summoning rituals.

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If you can't lift up your MG waifu to "play" with her then what's the point?

Tallness is a weakness!

>> No.23019612

Am I shadow banned ?

>> No.23019615

This. The only time your MG waifu should be bigger than you is if magic/potions are involved.

>> No.23019644

Yes. I can’t see your posts or reply to them.

>> No.23019666

your a slut for donations

>> No.23019671

She'd be asking what you were trying to summon

>> No.23019675

The point is to get smothered by her huge tits while she reverse mating presses me into the ground.

>> No.23019681

Simple things - low-level Elementals and Imps - at first.
The ultimate goal would be to summon a Devil and/or Dark Matter.

>> No.23019684

Yes, you are banned to the shadowrealm.

>> No.23019688

To call in remotely to work for the nth time because the wife is too cold to let me leave

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>Vampire sneaks into your room every night to drink your blood
>One night you wake up to see her just about to sink her fangs into you
What do you do anon?

>> No.23019773

She couldn't enter the house without permission to begin with so that basically counts as consent.

>> No.23019778

Sunlight yellow...

>> No.23019799

Bite her back!

>> No.23019806

Let her know that her draining my blood causes me significant discomfort and nausea, and I might throw up if she does it.

>> No.23019809

Whip it out and jam it in her open mouth.

>> No.23019818

Not if I activate my trap card Relay Soul!

>> No.23019820

You need to be careful doing that. What if you bit your zombie wife and she came back to life?

>> No.23019824

>What do you do anon?
Find out if the Ripple is actually a thing. Past that, make a break for the kitchen and get a fistful of garlic.

>> No.23019825

Damn didn't know I fell asleep at a blood donation drive

>> No.23019838

She is not entering my home, because I did not invite her in.

>> No.23019897

I think I have a Diamond Trumpart waifu.

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>> No.23019924

aren't diamonds the dogfucker suit?

>> No.23019931

Ye in the profile it did mention turning men into animals out of mischieviousnesss . Clubs are quiet, spades are energetic and hearts are just straight lewd.

>> No.23019936

Thematically a focus on curiosity, fetishwise a focus on transformation of various kinds.

>> No.23019982

And to clarify:
Nearly all of my MG-related fantasies, regardless of species, regardless of scale of lewd-sweet, the girl had the same personality and some common, rather specific visual traits to the "human" aspects. The more I thought, the more I realized this could all be one girl, and eventually she started defaulting as a Diamond Trumpart. Then it clicked - they were all her, experimenting with different transformations of her own.
And yes, I've thought about her turning my cock into a horsecock and a dogdick. Yes, I'm a degenerate. I'm aware.

>> No.23020008

which sahufag?

>> No.23020059

No dummy, the dogfucker suit is made of latex.

>> No.23020082
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No regrets I'd fuck a rubber dog

>> No.23020094

>she bites you without you noticing it
>waits around and let the itch get more and more intense
>”I can make it go away if you marry me”

>> No.23020096

How slimy is it to edit or photoshop random art so there's monstergirls and it's more acceptable to my tastes? Asking for a friend.

>> No.23020099

>Cursed Sword

>Only a moments' warning, that's all you get.
>Vines, branches, undergrowth, severed, mowed down,
>Before She steps into view
>She's almost familiar. An Elvish woman, from her build and ears; with the tanned skin of any humanoid that lives in this climate.
>But that's where the familiarity ends.
>Strange, semi-organic masses decorate her otherwise naked form. They look hard and smooth, but flex with her motion.
>Like obsidian glass, with a strange red sheen.
>The.. infection is most dense, seems to be growing across her body, from her right arm, which bears it like a sleeve or gauntlet.
>And in that arm's hand she holds a curved blade, blacker than anything you've ever seen.
>All taken in in but a moment, you know your peace has been shattered forever.
>Black eyes with red irises stare into yours, and she starts to pant and twitch as you try to come up with a plan-
>But it's too late. She leaps like a thing unreal; all you have time to do is bring up your spear before she's knocked you to the ground
>Impaled through the stomach, awful, a nightmare to behold; she slides down the shaft of your weapon, pinning you down; her blade at your throat, strange black ichor dripping into your chest
>She coughs, convulses; then begins to laugh. A chilling, broken sound.
>"What kind of man runs his wife through with a spear? HAHA! It's okay- I forgive you."
>She sits up on your pelvis, then snaps the spear like a twig with her free hand, yanking the rest out of her flesh with a sickening sound.
>"But, love; as I'm sure you know"
>She raises her sword above her head

>> No.23020104

Probably not very unless your computer is a shog

>> No.23020117

It depends on what you do with it. If you're just going to keep it for yourself and maybe your close friends then there's no major harm in it. Now, if you're going to pass it off as your own or try to make money from it without permission, then you'd be majorly slimy.

>> No.23020126

Just don't be a fag about it and you're good

>> No.23020148

Does being a hemophiliac make you less or more desirable to a vampire?

>> No.23020152

I hope I'm not getting my medical terms mixed up
I'd like to think it might be considered something like a "quick shooter".

>> No.23020171

If smartphone was Shog, how would it function?

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>> No.23020185

First you have to turn it on.

>> No.23020186

That's its secret, Anon: it's always turned on.

>> No.23020262

When the battery is low you have to stick your dick in the recharge port

>> No.23020276

That sounds inconvenient. When the batter is low, it'd probably stick its charging port on your dick. There's a difference and it's important. Hope you can orgasm quietly.

>> No.23020295

grea and kanna make up an alarming amount of dragon girl art with anus presentation, it saddens me that meaty tail & butthole combo is so limited seeing as kanna has wimpy puff noodle.

>> No.23020328

Wait what?
What does this mean?

>> No.23020396
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It means you click the link again.

>> No.23020434
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Night night thread

>> No.23020441

flat shorties with fat asses and big tails drive me nuts

>> No.23020475

I wanna pound a fox's cunt into the bed and leave her with a sopping wet tail from all the juices.

>> No.23020481
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It's fox cunt that pounds you, don't get it twisted

>> No.23020484

even better if she shoves her tail in my face

>> No.23020506

As long is it makes you happy anon. Wonderland is a fun place

>> No.23020581

getting lost and attacked by a humpty sounds fun

>> No.23020610

Get (Humpty) egg on your face

>> No.23020621

Can you even begin to imagine it
Jubjubs are so unbelievably goddamn horny 24/7 that they prematurely give birth to themselves just to start fucking. Cause they're just THAT impatient. That's how much they need dick, right on the damn spot. Can you even imagine what that's like

>> No.23020632

not only do they force theirself to exist so they can have sex but they straight up give up on becoming the life-form they were developing into for a body that can milk semen.

>> No.23020651

"Don't care, got dick." - Humpty

>> No.23020762

Monsters to fuck?

>> No.23020775

I'd fuck every monster girl in the encyclopdia except the siths

>> No.23020808

I want to see a dramatic corruption
Like a woman that shouts "I reject my humanity!" and then dives into a pool of dark matter to become a dragon or some shit.

>> No.23020830

>ask her how long is her tongue
>she shoves it down my throat

>> No.23020857
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Remember, your single, adopted momster works very hard to put food on the table and take care of you. Keep the house clean and give her a massage when she gets home to show thanks.

>> No.23020880

I wonder if thats ever been the case where women willingly take spur of the moment corruptions to run away with the men they love right there

>> No.23020895

I feel like only vampire girls have the right to use that line.

>> No.23020907

True, but its not like MGE has the equivelant of the stone mask

>> No.23020934
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Based and cunnypilled

>> No.23020937

>instead of storing mamono mana in Sabbath-approved vials, vampires use masks
>these masks are activated by male spirit energy
>when a vampire Sire seeks to beget Childe, the woman in question is dressed in Aztec garb and brought to a stone altar, where her husband/boyfriend/secret crush is bound in a loincloth
>in a strange ritual unique and unbefitting to the midnight aristocracy, the man is made by the Childe to spill his seed onto the mask

>> No.23020950

fuck the stone mask
We need the arrows

>> No.23021011
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Need me a bapho for my 2 inch dick

>> No.23021034
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This brings to mind Cupids that go around shooting arrows at timid girls who can't confess their love.

>> No.23021159

That's so good, especially the lips and gag. Whoever drew this did their bloody research mate

>> No.23021304

>No lewd loli cheshire twins to try and jump my dick.

>> No.23021486
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Just lay down and accept your fate.

>> No.23021492

But she can lift me

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