/jp/ - Otaku Culture

File: 311 KB, 385x585, 1237369450479.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

Marrying anime characters? Anonymous Mon Mar 23 15:00:47 2009 No.2299355 [Reply] [Original]

I am no longer interested in three dimensions. I would even like to become a resident of the two-dimensional world.

However, that seems impossible with present-day technology. Therefore, at the very least, would it be possible to legally authorise marriage with a two-dimensional character?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 15:02:47 2009 No.2299362 inb4 90 posts and 20 image replies.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 15:02:47 2009 No.2299363 File: 116 KB, 826x1192, 1235739741216.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] not this shit again

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 15:02:47 2009 No.2299364 Every neckbeard and their grandmother has fapped to your 2d waifus. Enjoy marrying a slut.

>>	Shion !U4ZKgLjqPw Mon Mar 23 15:02:47 2009 No.2299360 File: 38 KB, 633x603, 1236007244631.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>2299355

Anonymous Mon Mar 23 15:04:47 2009 No.2299375

>>2299364
I don't care about that. For a long time I have only been able to fall in love with two-dimensional people and currently I have someone I really love.

So even if she is fictional, it is still loving someone. I would like to have legal approval for this system at any cost.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 15:05:47 2009 No.2299383 File: 52 KB, 800x600, kotomine.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>2299375 I can recommend a good priest.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 15:06:47 2009 No.2299392 yes

>>	Anonymous of Croatia !na1byG1GU. Mon Mar 23 15:07:47 2009 No.2299396 File: 63 KB, 460x690, chii22931.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Yeah sure if they let you do that in 30 years people are gonna go around marrying pesocons. And we cant have that Chii.

>>	Shion !U4ZKgLjqPw Mon Mar 23 15:07:47 2009 No.2299397 File: 38 KB, 704x400, NICEPUN.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>2299375 this is what your average /jp/er actually believes

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 15:08:47 2009 No.2299401 File: 229 KB, 385x585, slutrin.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Rin wouldn't marry you anyway.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 15:09:47 2009 No.2299405 File: 310 KB, 800x600, Fate Stay Night 215a.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>2299383 >I can recommend a pedophilic fake priest.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 15:09:47 2009 No.2299410 >>2299397 >Shion !U4ZKgLjqPw Not everyone is a retard like you.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 15:10:47 2009 No.2299411 >>2299375 Why CARE about legal approval? If you love her, enjoy being her. Why should other people care about it?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 15:10:47 2009 No.2299414 >>2299355 You are low pal.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 15:11:47 2009 No.2299418 >>2299411 >enjoy being her. Wait a second..

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 15:11:47 2009 No.2299419 >>2299364 I don't care about polygamy or sluts, as long as everyone's happy.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 15:11:47 2009 No.2299416 >>2299355 >I would even like to become a resident of the two-dimensional world. Hire an artist to render a portrait of you and then kill yourself.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 15:11:47 2009 No.2299415 File: 421 KB, 1400x866, 1236119963807.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>2299383 >>2299405 >I can recommend a HUGE priest.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 15:12:47 2009 No.2299425 >>2299418 Yes, what's wrong?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 15:14:47 2009 No.2299435 >>2299415 I just pictured Ayako getting raped by all of them at once.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 15:15:47 2009 No.2299437 File: 107 KB, 450x338, kotomine.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >I can recommend a badass priest.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 17:30:47 2009 No.2300049 File: 314 KB, 1600x1200, kotomine church.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I know a good church.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 17:34:47 2009 No.2300061 >>2300049 church on the hilltops is now playing on your wedding

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 17:36:47 2009 No.2300068 File: 48 KB, 250x292, a master is out.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >I am no longer interested in three dimensions. One of us One of us One of us

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 17:38:47 2009 No.2300074 >>2300061 If it's a church that anonymous is having a wedding at, Konoyo Subete no Aku should be playing.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 17:38:47 2009 No.2300075 Dude, to marry someone/something in the modern world would require to legally recognize the 2D waifu. This would open up a precedent for 2D rights, meaning, no more loli, rape, incest, etc... Choose wisely.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 17:49:47 2009 No.2300087 >>2300075 what a tweest

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 17:50:47 2009 No.2300090 >>2299355 Move to Australia, their legal system does not distinguish between real people and fictional characters.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 17:52:47 2009 No.2300097 >>2300075 >no more loli, rape, incest, etc... Welcome to the U.K., fucking sucks.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 18:00:47 2009 No.2300133 File: 160 KB, 653x438, Diary.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>2300097 Still going through, not passed yet... http://services.parliament.uk/bills/2008-09/coronersandjustice.html

>>	Fujiwara no Mokou !!mGXYMm0qKk/ Mon Mar 23 18:42:59 2009 No.2300324 I did stuff like that in 8th grade, back when I just started with anime. I printed a certificate from some site declaring my marriage to the Dark Magician Girl. ...That was probably below even Narutard headband level.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 18:59:30 2009 No.2300379 > no longer interested in three dimensions > legally authorise marriage sage

Reply to thread

Name
E-mail
Subject
Comment
Action

Advanced search
Text to find
Subject [?]Search by post subject. Leave empty for any.
Username [?]Search for user name. Leave empty for any user name.
Tripcode [?]Search for tripcode. Leave empty for any.
Email [?]Search by email. Leave empty for any.
Filename [?]Search by image filename. Leave empty for any.
From Date [?]Enter what date to start searching from. Format is YYYY-MM-DD
To Date [?]Enter what date to start searching until. Format is YYYY-MM-DD
Image hash
Search in	All Posts OPs Only
Deleted posts	Show all posts Show only deleted posts Only show non-deleted posts
Internal posts	Show all posts Show only internal posts Show only archived posts
Order	New posts first Old posts first
Capcode	All Posts Only by Users Only by Mods Only by Admins Only by Developers
Results	Posts Threads
Action	[ Simple ]