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Rin is your mom. How was your day today?

>> No.2292677
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But I... wait... head... hurts...

>> No.2292676

It was okay, mom.

>> No.2292678

>>2292670

Pretty shitty. Rin is my mum.

>> No.2292684

>>2292670
Erm, does that mean Shirou is my dad? FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

>> No.2292687
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>>2292684
Son, I am disappoint.

>> No.2292691

I got scolded today, but only a bit.

This asshole at school chucked food at me in the cafeteria, so I Gandr'd him during P.E. He had to go home after vomiting on his girlfriend.

Mom just told me to make sure nobody sees me do it.

>> No.2292696

Aunt Sakura hugged me and I could feel her big boobs.

>> No.2292697

Mom, I traced the Inifinity Gems today! Are you proud of me?

>> No.2292702

>>2292687
>I am disappoint.

Go back to /a/, or wherever the fuck this shit came from. (╬ ಠ益ಠ)

>> No.2292703

I FUCKED YOU'RE MOM

>> No.2292705

So, would the kid of Rin and Shirou possess the powers of both parents?

Parallel worlds manipulation + World with infinite number of blades = ??

>> No.2292707

>>2292705
Shirou ain't passing down shit. It'll all be in the Tohsaka crest.

>> No.2292709

>>2292702

holy shit, lurk more

>> No.2292712

Terrible. My mom is a bossy count who won't shut up and learn her place

>> No.2292713

Um, well, it was a completely normal day. Don't worry, mom, I'm completely fine on my own. Completely fine...

>> No.2292717

>>2292712
>count

Well, at least she's nobility.

>> No.2292724
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Mom what were you doing with Aunt Ayako?

>> No.2292727

>>2292684
Just wait until he decides it's time to have "the talk" with you.

>> No.2292730

Awesome, Rin is my mom.

>> No.2292733

>>2292709

It didn't originate on /jp/ so I don't care where it's from. Sorry for not knowing about one of your precious memes. （°ω°）

>> No.2292736

>>2292724
Oh, that was your aunt's friend, a mythological monstrosity that ate people, petrified them with a stare, reincarnated in our time and who stalks your aunt.
She is a nice person.

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>>2292697
Hey kid, can I see them for a sec?

>> No.2292746
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"Don't call me 'mom', it makes me feel old."

>> No.2292747

Mom, Dad...I like you to meet my girlfriend ORT, and she's carrying my child for three months now.

Forgive me, mom, dad...I didn't finish epic level class and decided to follow my instinct.

>> No.2292750

Mom, why is Dad a nigger?

>> No.2292756

>>2292750
Dad is going to give you a touch of the bone of his sword if you keep calling him that.

>> No.2292757

Tsundere mom
"I-I-IT´S NOT THAT I LIKE YOU, EVEN IF I GAVE BIRTH TO YOU"

>> No.2292758

>>2292670
Hey I didn't know while I was studying overseas my Dad gotten me a stepmom, 6 years younger than me!!!

Can I fuck you Mommy?

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>>2292727

He'll probably read from a script prepared by Rin that says that you should never act like your father, that your penis is an evil tool of the devil, stay away from lolis, and swords will sprout from your body and kill you if you ever mistreat a girl.

>> No.2292770

>>2292670
Suck my cock !

>> No.2292775
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>>2292768

But by that point Shirou would be your cool dad and he would have thrown that talk away and that time your mother told him to go easy on her.

>> No.2292778

>>2292768
Or simply force you to follow his training regime.
'Cmon boy, you will never even be a sidekick like that'

>> No.2292782

What does she know about raising a family anyway? Chances are, she'll be an asshole like my previous Asian mom that she'll force me to do medicine against my own career choice.

>> No.2292786

>>2292782

You're gonna get it if she catches you bitching about her like this.

>> No.2292784

>>2292768
Adult-ish Rin is perfect.

>> No.2292788

>>2292782
Yeah, you almost got a good job thanks to her, that bitch !

>> No.2292790

>>2292775

>and instead tell you about that time your mother told him to go easy on her

>> No.2292793

Rin will be a shitty mom because she's a Christian.

>> No.2292796

>>2292670
rin is my mum? wincest tonight.

>> No.2292797

>>2292790
'And since then, we've never had sex again.
I fucked once, and you are the result.
I hate you, my boy.'

>> No.2292798

>>2292793
Chris-chan ?

>> No.2292799

>>2292793
She doesn't seem to be a devout follower, really.

>> No.2292801

>>2292797

If Rin's that tight, then giving birth must've been a real bitch. C-section is the only path.

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Worst of both worlds. Rin has absolute authority over me and I don't get to have sex with her.

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>>2292798

Well, she would have Shirou's stubbornness and Rin's determination.

>> No.2292806

Mom!! You should have stayed DEAD!

>> No.2292809
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>>2292804
I think he was referring to this...

>> No.2292810

My day was awful. My mother disowned me for being a NEET.

>> No.2292811

>>2292799
She wears a red shirt with a cross on it every fucking day.

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>>2292809

Thanks, Shirou. I never would've figured that out.

>> No.2292817

>>2292812
Glad to be of help.

>> No.2292814

>>2292811
So do rappers.

>> No.2292819

>>2292811
It's esthetic.

>> No.2292823

>>2292811

Stop trying to turn this thread into a religious debate. If your mother knew what you were up to, she'd be rather cross with you!

>> No.2292829

If my mother had been Rin, I would've been happy.

>> No.2292834

>>2292811
She is a die-hard fan of Monty Python's Spanish Inquisition, silly.

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>> No.2292839

>>2292835
>>2292834
I didn't expect it.

>> No.2292840

>>2292834
Well, I didn't expect that.

>> No.2292843

then I wish to be the dad!
unless I'm actually the little girl of mom, I'd stay as the little girl that way.

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>>2292839
>>2292840

>> No.2292860

MOM!
I WANT TO FUCK YOU.
IS THAT NORMAL?
THESE DOUJIN COMICS YOU HAVE SAY IT IS.
SHALL WE MAKING FUCK?

>> No.2292865

>>2292782
LOL no. She'll lock you up in the basement every day until you get to lit all the lightbulbs with your magic.

>> No.2292872

>>2292865
That's cool, I would've liked it if anyone had cared about me enough to force me to do anything.

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>>2292845

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