Batposting thread! I love my wife Remilia!!

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Anonymous Sat Feb 1 09:53:00 2020 No.22904374 [Reply] [Original]

Batposting thread! I love my wife Remilia!!

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 1 10:01:33 2020 No.22904416 Remi's childish cunny is delicious!

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 1 10:07:11 2020 No.22904447 >>22904374 Remimin is old enough to know all about sex!

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 1 12:02:52 2020 No.22905012 File: 172 KB, 425x625, 1562108238510.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Please don't speak such ill things about the Mistress

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Anonymous Sat Feb 1 13:14:20 2020 No.22905305
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Mh? What is it, dear? You want to go to the library and read some mangas together with me? Of course, cutie. I'd never deny spending some time with my wife. I'll ask Sakuya to bring us some tea and cookies from time to time, your favorites. Now hold my hand and let's get going.

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 1 15:08:45 2020 No.22905834 File: 416 KB, 1000x1400, 60195224_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] A truly fearsome vampire aristocrat, striking fear into the hearts of all mortals.

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Anonymous Sat Feb 1 18:01:59 2020 No.22906784
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>>22905305
Say 'aaah'.
Aw, what a good girl! You finished all your food again! You deserve a headpat, my dear. You sure like when I spoonfeed you, don't you Remi? You're such a cutie. Now let's head to the bedroom, I'll massage your tummy as I do every night after dinner, and then I'll put your pajamas on. I love you so much Remi!

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 1 18:47:05 2020 No.22907048 File: 273 KB, 1200x1659, __remilia_scarlet_touhou_drawn_by_fkey__d643419f06bf6a30f9a61440df58969c.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 1 18:57:17 2020 No.22907104 >>22904416 But it tastes like sweat with a faint taste of pee!

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 1 20:34:39 2020 No.22907573 File: 227 KB, 900x1180, EEp-idKU4AA6Gej.jpg orig.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>22905305 >>22906784 Between this and the feet stench poster, I don't know which I dislike more.

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 1 20:56:59 2020 No.22907698 >>22905012 This pictures always makes me laugh.

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 1 21:02:21 2020 No.22907717 File: 563 KB, 679x800, 1527876460553.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I love Remi's flat chest! I love Remi's cute butt! I love Remi's round tummy! I love Remi's tight cunny! I love Remi!

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 1 21:32:17 2020 No.22907834 File: 1.11 MB, 1800x2784, D_8B41iUcAIm1By.jpg orig.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>22907717 >I love Remi's round tummy! The mistress has a stunningly flat and petite stomach. Lies such as yours won't be taken lightly.

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 1 22:07:44 2020 No.22907971 File: 149 KB, 1000x563, 77745261_p4.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>22907834 >The mistress has a stunningly flat and petite stomach Had.

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 1 22:21:23 2020 No.22908053 >>22907971 man, the Remimi really needs to be put on a diet

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 1 22:28:03 2020 No.22908077 >>22907971 FUCKING KILL ME

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 1 22:35:28 2020 No.22908123 >>22908077 DON'T KILL THIS ANON. LET HIM LIVE.

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 1 22:50:21 2020 No.22908193 File: 183 KB, 850x1114, cook.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Anonymous! Remilia can't cook! She needs help!

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 1 22:52:33 2020 No.22908203 >>22908193 Isn't that what Sakuya is for? Though if she's willing to feed/house/otherwise compensate me, I'm more than willing to let Sakuya order me around all day and cook for her.

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 2 00:18:55 2020 No.22908535 >>22908193 Of course, I'd be glad to help my Remi learn some basics in cooking. She is going to be the mother of my children soon, after all... Maybe she can even use what she learned to cook for me once in a while.

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 2 00:23:21 2020 No.22908548 >>22904374 You're wife is my paizuri slave, dude.

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 2 03:03:57 2020 No.22909091 >>22908548 naizuri*

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 2 04:08:19 2020 No.22909326 Uh oh! What's that I smell? I think it's time for me to take my wife Remi to the changing table! Here we go~

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 2 05:43:17 2020 No.22909692 File: 33 KB, 638x595, 1438674188110.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>22904374 Ronald McDonald's theme > Library BGM > My Cute Mistress' theme > Head Maid's theme > Narcoleptic Gatekeeper's theme

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 2 06:07:55 2020 No.22909809 File: 318 KB, 610x677, 1567594335861.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >bat

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 2 06:19:32 2020 No.22909895 >>22908123 Why? Just so he can suffer?

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 2 06:21:14 2020 No.22909901 File: 572 KB, 750x750, 72145670_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>22909692 everybody knows who the true MVP of the EOSD soundtrack is https://youtu.be/r55tkGbb-S0

Anonymous Sun Feb 2 10:30:06 2020 No.22911372
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>>22906784
Yaaawwn...
Good morning Remi!
Aw, I love waking up to see you smiling at me. Your candid smile is just what I need to start my day right. It's truly gorgeous. My wife has the most cute and pure smile in all of Gensokyo! Sakuya should come in here with breakfast soon enough, let's cuddle while we wait for her, dear.

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 2 23:03:45 2020 No.22915431 File: 29 KB, 220x334, Angry.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] !

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 3 01:21:23 2020 No.22916047 File: 196 KB, 850x1200, 7cc9402e9cc32a70c2e50fc5cc07ea186c397f77.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] puts nose between remilia's bare toes and takes deep breaths aaaahhh... sniiiiiiiff sniff sniff sniiiiiiiiiiff

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 3 02:41:09 2020 No.22916363 >>22915431 Remi is cranky because she has a big stinky mess in her you-know-what and Sakuya isn't around to take care of things. Maybe she can count on a kind anon for assistance.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 3 03:02:55 2020 No.22916467 File: 542 KB, 1500x943, pichuuns.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>22915431 >>22916363 I'm coming Remimi! I always wondered when this duty would fall to me!

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 3 06:19:50 2020 No.22917441 >>22916363 Wow, you really love the smell of shit, don't you?

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 4 01:44:34 2020 No.22923211 File: 38 KB, 433x433, IMG_20200126_193139.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] remeelia scoorlat

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 4 16:19:33 2020 No.22926615 File: 1.27 MB, 3507x2480, __remilia_scarlet_and_izayoi_sakuya_touhou_drawn_by_hisou_noa__307c239d34bc297cf7b4f958b69e8e55.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>22916047 are you trying to melt ur lungs?

Anonymous Tue Feb 4 16:42:35 2020 No.22926742
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Good Remi thread. Good servants of Remi should buy her used Pichuuns from Sakuya when she sells them at the market in the human village when the SDM's running costs are running too high.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 4 16:47:39 2020 No.22926770 File: 698 KB, 1280x1024, konachan-com-79116-barefoot-red_eyes-remilia_scarlet-touhou-wink (1).jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>22926742 did the lungs of that mortal rot yet

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 4 16:58:26 2020 No.22926811 Is it scarlet master or scarlet gesoyoko?! It's different on each game!!

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 4 18:20:10 2020 No.22927213 >>22916467 Is the Flandre or Remi packaging more popular?

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 4 18:24:35 2020 No.22927239 File: 236 KB, 1143x851, 1519269277958.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>22927213 There's a Flandre packaging?

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 4 18:25:12 2020 No.22927243 File: 1.12 MB, 1314x1592, 1580858712204.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>22927239

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 4 18:27:08 2020 No.22927254 File: 191 KB, 1174x1626, __flandre_scarlet_touhou_drawn_by_sakusyo__34e4877b0c661479ef5f7bf8d4fadbb9.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>22926742 >>22926770 which smell worst? Remi feet Remi pichuuns Sakuya vagina Meiling ass Patchouli

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 4 19:01:30 2020 No.22927409 File: 595 KB, 1150x824, __remilia_scarlet_touhou_drawn_by_ouka_ra_raradan__fe1e69c171328a7be8d68d731d45933d.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>22927254 probably the remi

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 4 19:34:01 2020 No.22927567 >diaperposting >smellposting Did /d/ disappear overnight or something Why the fuck are you retards here

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 4 19:41:36 2020 No.22927607 >>22927567 too green

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 4 19:42:59 2020 No.22927617 SOPA DE MORCEGO UMA DELICIA

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 4 21:41:50 2020 No.22928150 My Remi has cute pale blue pubes and she thinks it looks really mature on her thin tiny body!

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 4 22:19:13 2020 No.22928381 File: 47 KB, 376x315, flannur.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>22923211 remeelia pls

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 4 23:27:12 2020 No.22928664 File: 84 KB, 1000x979, __remilia_scarlet_touhou_drawn_by_60mai__5faeba0e9c77fea3cb61c93ef13d9b89.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Reminder that the real reason Remilia transferred the SDM to Gensokyo was to avoid property tax.

Anonymous Wed Feb 5 03:36:25 2020 No.22929230

>>22927254
In order of least to most smelly:

Meiling ass (normal)
Patchouli (normal)
Meiling ass (extra sweaty, after intense training session)
Patchouli (when something has perturbed her fat folds)
Remi's wet pichuuns
Patchouli's braps after eating something Koakuma hasn't made quite right
Remi's messy pichuuns (after light leakage)
Meiling's powerful braps after eating spicy Chinese cuisine
Remi's feet (through her shoes and socks)
Sakuya's filthy unwashed snatch (most of the time, specialist smell protection required)
Water after having Remi's feet dipped in it briefly (will have a gloopy, green appearance)
Remi's messy pichuuns (typical load, light smushing of toxic smelly vampire no-nos against her loli butt)
Remi's feet (barefoot, the one that withers flowers and rots lungs, very dangerous)
Sakuya's filthy unwashed snatch (that time of the month, at full flow volume)
Remi's messy pichuuns (full load, extensive smushing of toxic smelly vampire no-nos against her loli butt, possible leakage)
Remi's overloaded pichuuns (after neglect from Sakuya, toxic smelly vampire no-nos now uncontained and smushed everywhere due to protracted uu-ing and crying tantrums, catastrophic leakage, do not approach)

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 5 04:03:51 2020 No.22929273 >>22929230 Kill yourself

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 5 06:20:52 2020 No.22929586 The SDM is such a smelly place!

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 5 08:53:46 2020 No.22930308 File: 767 KB, 1980x1400, __flandre_scarlet_touhou_drawn_by_flan_seeyouflan__b75ce0b2e91466c0caa1c60e29565763.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>22929230 Good post. Have Flanfeet.

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 5 10:05:09 2020 No.22930667 File: 246 KB, 850x962, __flandre_scarlet_touhou_drawn_by_mo3hig3__sample-075f9a95dc01935332b2fa3f372eacd5.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>22930308

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 5 12:35:36 2020 No.22931275 File: 287 KB, 1540x1482, 1555915022040.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >literally child body >no sex appeal >has to resort to feet pics to get some attention Remi is a failure

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 5 12:42:42 2020 No.22931314 >>22931275 Not true! Remi also has tremendous appeal in her cute and frequently filled diapers!

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 5 12:46:48 2020 No.22931323 >>22931275 you are a failure for thinking that a toho is rated only for her sex appeal as well as for misusing the quote function

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 5 12:58:03 2020 No.22931354 >>22931275 Who said these?

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 5 12:58:14 2020 No.22931355 >>22931354 Me

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 5 13:19:40 2020 No.22931424 >>22931275 Please, please go back to /v/, or at least lurk on /jp/ a couple of years before posting.

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 5 13:25:22 2020 No.22931444 File: 116 KB, 315x393, 1578615416681.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>22931424 no just because the butthurt is glorious of pedobatfags

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 5 14:28:44 2020 No.22931638 >>22931444 >pedobatfags Hagfaggots, everyone.

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 5 15:06:53 2020 No.22931757 >>22931444 >pedo We use the term loli here. Please remember that kudasai.

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 5 21:09:11 2020 No.22933758 File: 1.58 MB, 1032x1457, IMG_20200205_214004_364.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] remilia is truly the perfect being and the best 2hu

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 5 21:18:07 2020 No.22933783 File: 560 KB, 362x710, 1576699739445.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>22931275 >nonquote greentexting on /jp/ you're alright, anon

Anonymous Thu Feb 6 04:26:42 2020 No.22934944
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>>22911372
Ah, here's Sakuya. She brought cookies.
Good girl, eat 'em all up so you'll become big and strong!
Hm? Don't worry about the bald fat man at the entrance, dear. It's one of those ugly trolls that come around just to say "pedo" and other things. Meiling will dispise of him soon. Keep eating your breakfast and don't think about it. Here, I'll pat your head. What a gorgeous girl is my wife!

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 6 06:24:49 2020 No.22935320 >>22929230 I'd like to try changing Remi at a typical load, just to try it out. Full load seems like it would be a bit much for me.

Anonymous Thu Feb 6 07:20:05 2020 No.22935470
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Sakuya is literally living the best life a human can wish for. She serves and is always around Remi. Lives in the mansion with her. Gets to spoil her and make her every wish come true. Both cannot die of old age so they will be togheter forever. God I wish I could be her. She gets to he so close to Remi and gets to do many things with her. Sometimes I just want to go to sleep and wake up as her, and live the rest of my days serving Remi and spoiling her. Even without romantic affection just being that close to Remi would be heaven to me. Sakuya is so fucking lucky. I wish I could be her so so so goddamn much. I want a Remi to serve and spoil and look at her cute happy face when she gets what she wants. And overworking isn't a problem either with all the time abilities. I would just stop time and look and touch Remi sometimes. I bet she does that too. It's truly the best life a human can wish for.

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 6 08:44:35 2020 No.22935836 >>22935470 Wrong, Sakuya will get all wrinkled and old and then die eventually. You can't cheat death, filthy lowly human. You're not designed for eternal life.

Anonymous Thu Feb 6 17:50:43 2020 No.22938120

>>22935470
I think you ripped this thought exactly out of my brain, because I feel exactly the same way. The only downside is that I love Sakuya herself just as much as I love Remi, and magically taking her place would deny me any sort of relationship with her. Even if it was something as simple and relatively distant as boss/subordinate.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 7 01:49:39 2020 No.22939826 File: 322 KB, 1800x1900, IMG_20200207_074618.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Nyaa!

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 7 02:19:06 2020 No.22939915 File: 301 KB, 1240x1754, __remilia_scarlet_and_izayoi_sakuya_touhou_drawn_by_tamakinoki__ae12fd0cfbc9d45c87834d917293a1ae.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>22938120 SakuRemi makes me happy.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 7 03:36:09 2020 No.22940091 >>22939915 Sakuya always carries Remi bridal-style to the changing table. It makes her feel special.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 7 14:45:52 2020 No.22943452 File: 176 KB, 800x1000, 9568788fae59f62847c671ae0b954bb7.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Remilia found a new friend! Good for her!

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 7 18:45:34 2020 No.22944372 File: 261 KB, 551x491, 1485583242742.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>22943452 Would you trust that man to sell you a 2hu?

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 7 18:47:00 2020 No.22944376 >>22935836 Hey Eirin. Fuck you.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 7 19:00:28 2020 No.22944408 >>22943452 Who?

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 7 19:14:36 2020 No.22944459 I want to make out with her navel!

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 7 19:21:26 2020 No.22944485 >>22944408 Remilia Scarlet, from Embodiment of Scarlet Devil.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 7 20:04:06 2020 No.22944653 >>22944485 Thanks.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 7 20:14:05 2020 No.22944683 Remi looks like succubus, not a vampire.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 7 21:26:31 2020 No.22945057 File: 416 KB, 1351x1915, __remilia_scarlet_touhou_drawn_by_hyurasan__7153cda2b63e42b9eb79234e1862308c.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>22944683 She's an angel to me.

Anonymous Sat Feb 8 02:40:33 2020 No.22946185
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>>22944683
Remilia is my little cute angelic wife and I will not accept such slander of her gorgeous appearance.

in pic related I am youmu and that's my wife when she wants cuddles

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 8 03:29:54 2020 No.22946303 Who's afraid of a loli bat?

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 8 04:24:35 2020 No.22946482 File: 71 KB, 700x770, a49b1c00b6f82c2e5369f0526d3b9755.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 8 04:33:24 2020 No.22946511 File: 9 KB, 250x250, 1557841763013s.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>22946482 pls post more remi getting bullied

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 8 05:10:45 2020 No.22946613 File: 494 KB, 820x1170, c32f44fda188b1c623cad337e9cf18a0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 8 05:33:17 2020 No.22946680 File: 226 KB, 901x1126, IMG_20200122_113623.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>22946511 No! Remi is for cuddles, snuggles, headpats, rubs on the tummy and much love! No bully!

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 8 06:23:45 2020 No.22946840 File: 159 KB, 600x617, 1388976157780.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Ah, dinner already? Thank you Remi, you're very generous with your portions!

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>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 8 08:08:55 2020 No.22947293 File: 129 KB, 910x1109, IMG_20200122_114019.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>22946840 This would be literally heaven to me holy shit but then again any relation with remi would be heaven

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Anonymous Sat Feb 8 12:16:36 2020 No.22948596
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*put remi's feet on my face and takes deep breaths*

aahhh... aaahhhhh.... I feel in heaven.... c-can I have a little lick too misstress? or kiss them maybe?

*sniff sniiiiiiff sniff*

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>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 8 13:03:06 2020 No.22948814 File: 249 KB, 1152x1024, stink remi.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>22948596 doesn't it hut to breathe?

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 8 14:41:32 2020 No.22949188 >>22948665 Ugh, someone stake flan. Legitimately disturbing.

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 8 15:13:01 2020 No.22949290 File: 489 KB, 2048x1516, DwKIufvU0AEu2GR.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>22949188 Fuck you

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 8 16:18:14 2020 No.22949614 >>22907971 PROTECT!

Anonymous Sat Feb 8 21:55:18 2020 No.22951203
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>>22934944
Okay Remi, now it's time for your morning bath! Come here cutie! Here, I'll undress you. You always smell so good dear...
Good lord, even your naked body is gorgeous, Remi. Aww, and you're even more beautiful when you blush when I compliment you! Now get in the bathtub dear, I put in the bubble bath that smells like strawberries, your favorite. Good girl, I'll bring you your rubber ducks and toy boats now.
You're so cute when you play in the bathtub Remi! Now I'll wash your hair so keep still.
It's so silky and smooth! I love washing your hair.
Here, all done! Hm? You want to stay here a little while more to play with your toys? Alright dear. Have fun! I'll stay in here.

Aah... I love you so much Remi. You're the best wife I could have wished for!

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 8 23:05:00 2020 No.22951490 >>22948653 >>22949290 it's gotta be frustrating for Remi to be that fucking flat when compared to her younger sister

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 9 07:26:28 2020 No.22953529 File: 12 KB, 154x177, IMG_20200109_044226_781.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 9 21:03:19 2020 No.22957054 >>22953529 Oh! It's the legendary "Charisma Guard"!

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 10 02:15:07 2020 No.22958126 File: 179 KB, 957x1280, IMG_20200129_165501_209.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] mfw in this world there unironically are people that do not worship Remilia how do they even live?

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 10 17:07:54 2020 No.22962189 >>22948675 God I want to lick the contours of those legs

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 10 17:33:20 2020 No.22962278 She's just a bat. I'd fill this bat up with my baby batter

Anonymous Tue Feb 11 03:14:24 2020 No.22964706
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Mm? Where are you going Remi? To the bathroom? Alright!

*waits for her to come back and goes to the same bathroom*

*notices she left some pee by accident on the toilet bowl*

Ohhh dear god yeeeesss...

*starts licking the pee off toilet bowl*

mmm so tastyyy...

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 11 03:16:12 2020 No.22964715 What does this cute bat smell like??

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 11 03:23:53 2020 No.22964745 >>22964715 Like dust and Sakuya-san's cologne.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 11 03:47:51 2020 No.22964835 >>22964715 Smelly feet and messy diapers.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 11 04:23:11 2020 No.22964944 File: 1.44 MB, 2508x3541, __remilia_scarlet_and_izayoi_sakuya_touhou_drawn_by_small_rabbit__293b91a9142dffa579a562fe095b99e5.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Remi bit the Sakuya!

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 11 04:29:20 2020 No.22964965 File: 51 KB, 648x579, IMG_20200210_122253_632.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>22964944 nom

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 11 04:34:55 2020 No.22964976 File: 284 KB, 1448x2048, __remilia_scarlet_and_izayoi_sakuya_touhou__d62c440e390f468fd04e6a9e713ec2e2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>22964965 Looks like Sakuya has no choice but to serve Remilia for eternity now!

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 11 04:36:49 2020 No.22964985 >>22964965 Being the designated bloodbag sounds great I want the sisters to suck me dry like a capri sun

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 11 07:10:28 2020 No.22965597 File: 728 KB, 754x800, IMG_20200209_033630.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>22964985 Living as remilia's bloodbag in the sdm is the best life a human can wish for. Pretty much heaven.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 11 07:37:31 2020 No.22965762 >>22939915 Makes me sad that officially Remi doesn't see Sakuya much more than a servant.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 11 12:04:41 2020 No.22967532 >>22964706 Remi doesn't use the toilet. She wears pichuuns.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 11 16:43:28 2020 No.22968924 File: 170 KB, 1200x1246, e66538_5999141.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] oh no

Anonymous Wed Feb 12 06:13:47 2020 No.22971980

>>22965762
I don't think that's the case at all. It's left intentionally vague, but they're shown to have a fairly intimate relationship for a master and servant (e.g. Sakuya teasing Remi, Remi falling asleep on Sakuya's lap). Akyuu put out the theory that Remi caused the Scarlet Mist incident to benefit Sakuya in PMiSS, and recently the new official web comic showed Remi to be distressed by Sakuya being accused of harming Patchouli.

Anonymous Wed Feb 12 13:08:00 2020 No.22973971
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She's from the best 2hu game
She's the best 2hu girl
Second best 2hu girl happens to be her sister
She has the best servants in gensokyo
Her and Sakuya are the best pairing
She's the best playable character
She has the comfiest place to live in

How does she do it bros?

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 12 17:18:37 2020 No.22975564 File: 141 KB, 874x1102, __remilia_scarlet_touhou_drawn_by_happiness_lilys__5290b8680a28976df954f38a6d4db36e.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>22973971 >How does she do it Overwhelming charisma!

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 12 21:53:06 2020 No.22976734 File: 259 KB, 1012x1258, 1569030850529.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>22975564 Chari~chu~ma!

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 12 22:57:30 2020 No.22977008 shes welcome to kiss my batwing

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 12 23:08:22 2020 No.22977048 >>22909809 Oh my god.

>>	God Wed Feb 12 23:11:29 2020 No.22977062 This thread is beyond saving

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 13 00:37:39 2020 No.22977313 File: 210 KB, 450x450, file.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I love my wife

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 13 01:26:07 2020 No.22977439 File: 64 KB, 700x957, IMG_20200208_083403_756.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] how can 3D girls even compete with Remilia?

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 13 01:55:18 2020 No.22977515 File: 343 KB, 800x1174, __remilia_scarlet_touhou_drawn_by_rioshi__5487f4b0728cd5da998320c4f8b19757.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>22977439 By not wetting their beds

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 13 03:11:21 2020 No.22977702 >>22977515 Why doesn't Remi just admit she isn't potty trained and wear her Pichuuns like a good girl? Who wouldn't be glad to wipe and change her when she makes a smelly oopsie-daisy in them?

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 13 03:39:23 2020 No.22977759 File: 1.23 MB, 1109x1620, 57410436_p0.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Your wife gave mine the coronavirus dude...

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 13 03:54:20 2020 No.22977800 File: 157 KB, 620x480, 1556864323511.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>22977759 Your wife is friends with my wife, dude.

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 13 04:19:58 2020 No.22977856 File: 861 KB, 826x1169, remi is a bedwetter.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Oh no anon! Remilia didn't wear her Pichuuns properly and she made a mess! What will you do?

Anonymous Thu Feb 13 06:46:26 2020 No.22978466
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>>22977856
Ewww, diseased bat piss! I'd punish her by delivering her to her sister for an intense bullying session. Remi should wear her diapers correctly to avoid polluting her environment more than she already does with her awful feet.

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 13 06:58:45 2020 No.22978521 >>22977759 JAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 13 07:05:24 2020 No.22978552 >>22978466 you're a horrible human being and I hate you

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 13 07:11:53 2020 No.22978585 >>22977856 Properly? It doesn't seem like she wore them in the first place, anon.

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 13 07:35:47 2020 No.22978661 File: 61 KB, 1000x720, 8701e1e9c7a89ca5f7bb3746eae07b00.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>22977800 Maybe we should be friends too, dude.

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 13 07:43:20 2020 No.22978720 File: 946 KB, 1261x950, 1567548920343.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>22978661 We're all friends here on the jay.

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 13 20:29:55 2020 No.22983419 Bat

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 14 02:56:07 2020 No.22984955 File: 280 KB, 1442x2048, IMG_20200211_230509.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Remi offers you a chocolate box for valentine's day!

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 14 18:12:36 2020 No.22990229 File: 585 KB, 1160x750, 1383755108977.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>22984955 Thank you very much, Remimi.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 14 18:31:53 2020 No.22990364 >>22984955 She also brought me a present in her Pichuuns! I'll look forward to unwrapping it later...

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 14 21:07:47 2020 No.22991111 File: 633 KB, 680x897, 1504210541958.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>22990364 sasuga remi

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 15 11:58:01 2020 No.22995707 File: 233 KB, 1332x850, 1579699356207.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Queen of my Night

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 15 23:22:05 2020 No.22999055 File: 77 KB, 741x722, 7o4uvzr1W_M_KAUOEGoeJ5yYygnNVfBKP0Cnfo3q4Ns.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] remi on the pc writing a lovey dovey text massege for you!

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 16 11:40:34 2020 No.23002315 >>22904374

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 16 16:41:49 2020 No.23004347 File: 690 KB, 1000x1000, 1392314545145.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>22999055 More like drawing a lovey-dovey message for you!

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 17 09:34:35 2020 No.23008507 >>22904374

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 18 00:07:15 2020 No.23013241 File: 125 KB, 904x958, 1529376984589.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Eating American food with Remilia!

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 18 00:14:26 2020 No.23013260 File: 437 KB, 941x666, __remilia_scarlet_touhou_drawn_by_miyase_mahiro__f09acf364b3b717c8ec113a5ec061607.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>22904374 Nothing cleans smegma as well as her glistening lips.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 18 01:30:08 2020 No.23013514 was this shit moved here from /v/?

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 18 11:18:31 2020 No.23015656 File: 342 KB, 1100x768, e1f72569fe22a25a237bf6b108cd2716.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>23013514 It is a mystery

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 18 14:05:58 2020 No.23016671 >>23013514 OP here nope

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 19 01:55:46 2020 No.23019983 File: 23 KB, 271x274, remi sleeping.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Good night remimimi!! love you.

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 19 03:29:07 2020 No.23020229 >>23019983 I hope you're wearing your Pichuuns like a good girl! I look forward to changing you in the morning!

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 19 06:23:27 2020 No.23020715 File: 156 KB, 914x1280, IMG_20200115_064432_124.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] would you lick remilia's armpits anon?

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 19 06:35:20 2020 No.23020776 >>23020715 Only if she hadn't washed them in a bit. I don't mean over 500 years like her feet, but maybe a few years or decades without a wash would be pleasantly pungent.

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 19 07:05:58 2020 No.23020923 Oh please! Remilia-sama always has daily foot baths to scrub anything dirty off them! And she's been scrubbing away for 500 years. Stop spreading false rumors of lingering foot odor.

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 19 07:09:19 2020 No.23020944 >>23020229 It's your responsibility to check whether she's wearing them or not, anon!

Anonymous Wed Feb 19 14:19:43 2020 No.23023242
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>>23020229
>>23020923
Remi has an anon to change her, an anon to wash her feet and probably other anons to do god knows what. Can she do anything herself or has she become completely dependent upon her loyal servants? Is Flan more of a big girl than her older sister in more sense than physical?

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 20 00:51:25 2020 No.23025977 File: 141 KB, 809x1174, __remilia_scarlet_curiosities_of_lotus_asia_and_etc_drawn_by_yuki_popopo__16fba228aec77d95cc5140999ba9650d.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>23023242 Bro I don't even know what to say

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 20 03:05:21 2020 No.23026350 >>23023242 Oh God I want to be the one to change her! How do I get that job?

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 20 03:44:34 2020 No.23026459 >>23026350 Remi goes through so many pichuuns that SDM is thinking of splitting that role into shifts! So you'll be able to choose from a morning shift, an afternoon shift and an evening shift!

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 20 07:16:03 2020 No.23027187 File: 1.53 MB, 1032x1457, IMG_20200205_213958_294.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>23023242 dear god I wanna wash her feet, can I get the job? being near her feet would be paradise!

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 20 07:43:04 2020 No.23027369 >>23027187 Remi's feet are beyond saving, Anon! Though remember to wear some sort of smell protection when you're around them, your lungs will thank you for it (by not melting).

Anonymous Thu Feb 20 08:38:35 2020 No.23027627
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>>23027187
You start out washing Meiling's and Koakuma's feet and work your way up to Sakuya and only after that will you get the chance to be let near Remi's or Pache's feet once you've proven that you're up to the task.

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 20 15:14:31 2020 No.23029422 File: 10 KB, 115x123, IMG_20200220_201016_825.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 20 15:16:57 2020 No.23029442 sneedlia chuckre

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 20 22:01:38 2020 No.23031441 >>22928381 Flan is scary https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qdpsFsgNULk

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 21 23:19:14 2020 No.23037961 >>22904374

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 22 03:26:18 2020 No.23038858 File: 823 KB, 768x768, 1530043405920.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Look at how excited my wife is to eat her pancakes! I hope she enjoys them!

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 22 03:32:42 2020 No.23038893 File: 2.43 MB, 2048x1536, remidie.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I hate Remilia.

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 22 04:35:24 2020 No.23039128 >>23038893 Do not die die the Remi.

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 22 04:39:40 2020 No.23039146 >>23038893 how brave of you to just openly admit you have terminal brain damage like that.

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 22 06:34:32 2020 No.23039607 >>23038893 Remilia fags are all cancerous secondaries

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 22 07:51:58 2020 No.23040105 >>23038893 I think you have enough extra chromosomes that you could make an entire person just using them

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 22 15:58:19 2020 No.23042721 >>22904374 batman?

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 22 19:27:41 2020 No.23043861 File: 2.54 MB, 768x1024, remiP.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] remi...

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 23 01:34:40 2020 No.23045405 >>23043861 That's what you get for not making sure she's wearing her pichuuns!

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 23 08:54:10 2020 No.23047209 File: 142 KB, 1049x1488, IMG_20200126_193422.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] she is perfect.

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 23 14:00:24 2020 No.23048715 >>22904374 same!

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 23 14:01:02 2020 No.23048719 File: 356 KB, 800x675, 1582484462170.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>23043861 >>23045405 There we go, now doesn't that feel so much better?

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 23 15:12:34 2020 No.23049180 >>23048719 Why is Flan wearing one too? She's a big girl and doesn't need them anymore.

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 23 15:33:53 2020 No.23049343 File: 1.23 MB, 1400x1977, __remilia_scarlet_touhou_drawn_by_shukusuri__2e25167d6f629ce40b129aa0a3428aa9.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Netflix adaptation Remi

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 23 17:36:08 2020 No.23050097 >>22907104 Vampires don't sweat.

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