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You are responsible for designing a Touhou Themed Park. What rides and attraction would it feature?

>> No.2287508

You'd get to ride Reimu.

>> No.2287507

None, everybody would just be getting shot at by hired men all the time.

>> No.2287511

A donation box and an exit

>> No.2287512

The Freak Show. All of it.

>> No.2287517
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2287517

Gap roller coaster.

Just imagine it.

>> No.2287518

A huge atomic bomb, so I can blow all of the wannabe-ikaruga weeaboo shit to pieces.

>> No.2287520

carousel with evil eye sigmas

>> No.2287521

Yuyuko's "Eatery": Everyone is Dine-In

>> No.2287522

A Cirnocoaster.

>> No.2287523

moukou holocaust museum

>> No.2287543

Sanae's Escort-- I mean, Customer Service

>> No.2287547

Wait, I know that place.

>> No.2287574

The "Hurricane Hina", a ripoff of the classic centrifugal force ride where you get spun up to speed and the floor drops down, leaving you plastered on the side.

>> No.2287796

>>2287518

So, a Utsuho ride?

>> No.2288100

When I was little, I'd make anime/video game themed parks in Roller Coaster Tycoon. I'd just use the stock designs for every attraction, but I'd give them color schemes and name them stuff like The Pika Coaster or whatever.

brb reinstalling to do the same thing with Touhou.

>> No.2288141

The park as a whole would be revolutionary: you won't be riding anything; you'll ridden on by others!

The main attraction would be called "The Cowgirl".

>> No.2288145

Yukkuri carousel. One of the few park rides where you can take it easy.

>> No.2288148

Danmaku, everywhere.
Those kids better be prepared to graze everything.

>> No.2288153

YOU MUST BE THIS TALL TO GRAZE

>> No.2288188

>>2288145

Why did I read that as Yukari carousel?

What about a Icicle fall thing? It's be on easy and hard randomly.

>> No.2288231

Spinning teacups are a must.

>> No.2288235
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2288235

Scarlet Devil Mansion

You know, "Welcome, foolish humans, to the Scarlet Devil Mansion. I am your host, Sakuya Izayoi. Kindly step all the way in please, and make room for everyone. There's no turning back now."

>> No.2288247

>>2288148
rain

>> No.2288253
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2288253

Udonge's house of mirrors.

>> No.2288271

>>2288253
Noone would find the exit EVER

>> No.2288290

Koishi's Funhouse, with fears drawn from your subconscious.

>> No.2288361

cirno's frog freezing game

>> No.2288364
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2288364

Also, the bucket ride. Beware of injuries from falling.

>> No.2288369

What? I'd just put posters of Touhou characters around the park instead of wasting valuable budget on making the rides Touhou themed.

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>>2288364

I'd ride it if I could share a bucket with Kisume.

>> No.2288515

>>2288369

Let me guess, you work for Six Flags.

>> No.2288567

ZUN's royalties include 3% of gross profits and free beer from any bar inside the park.

>> No.2289047

The Youkai Mountain Log Flume, run by our cheerful and friendly Kappa staff. After 10pm, we replace the water with beer.

>> No.2289534

bump

>> No.2289964

Akyu's Information Booth

>> No.2290525

Alice's Puppet Funhouse.

>> No.2290605

Keine laser light show at night.

>> No.2290616

>>2290525
I'd love to see Alice's take on the 'It's a small world after all' ride

>> No.2290631

I'm imagining something like this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WadpQXFbIIY

>> No.2290636

>>2290616

I would have nightmares with that shit.

>> No.2290633

>>2287511
This is pretty much it.

>> No.2290667

Mystia's Grilled Eel Stand and Mokou's Teriyaki Stand at the Hakugyokurou Wonderful Midnight Food Court, of course.

Ah! The White Hare of Inaba Lottery.

>> No.2290722

Opening up a video game and anime related theme park has always been a dream of mine.

I guess we can use the STG flight simulator ride idea, where you sit in the booth and it moves according to the video on screen (like the Star Wars Disneyland ride). Gotta keep the video in 2D for the Touhou version, though. I don't want to see any 3D;PD characters.

>> No.2291121

Yukari's gap house. Filled with eyes and gaps that brings you randomly in the house.

Or how bout Gensokyo's Motion Ride. Where Marisa is flying with her flying broom and graze some bullets and stuff

>> No.2291128

>>2291121
>Gensokyo's Motion Ride

Make sure Graze Dat is blasting from giant speakers.

>> No.2291470

A roller coaster with Touhou themed stuff. Having the track going inside "buildings", like a Scarlet Devil room full of those red big bullets from Remilia, have them flash when the cart goes in.

It would rock if speakers could be put on the carts too. Have them play Nuclear Fusion while grazing a sun-like structure.

>> No.2293458

bump for still having more potential

>> No.2293476

Yukari Gap Coaster would be the best. One minute you're in a coal mine slowly riding around having a fun ti- HOLY FUCK A MOTHERFUCKING WORMHOLE YOU'RE IN OUTERSPACE YOU'RE UNABLE TO BREATH

>> No.2293498

Tatara's Spooky House, guaranteed to scare the fuck out of you no matter how many times you visit
Ichirin&Unzan Armwrestling Ring
Yuugi's Booze Stand
Remilia Scarlet Reads Your Hand

>> No.2293501

>>2291128
thanks for telling me about that song, i'm not sure what to feel now

>> No.2293514

a giant soft yin-yang orb that randomly rolls around the theme park of its own accord would be pretty awesome, park could do with a interNEET cafe, a laser maze/net would be awesome too and lastly a chen ride; you pay for chen to ride around on your head for a short while

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