PRETEND TIME

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PRETEND TIME Anonymous Sun Mar 16 23:59:20 2008 No.228627 [Reply] [Original]

"I... I d-don't understand," she whispered, "I'm so happy... but the tears... the tears won't stop..."

As she wiped her face with her palms, I couldn't help but think how childish she looked. She even hiccuped between her sobs. But that's alright -- that was one of her charming characteristics as well.

"I'm happy... but I can't st-stop crying... A-Anonymous, is... something wrong with me?"

[ ] There's nothing wrong with you.
[ ] There's something wrong with you.
[ ] Stop talking to me, you worthless doll Otaku.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 17 00:00:03 2008 No.228636 [x] You're just a 2-dimensional girl. ;_;

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 17 00:00:48 2008 No.228641 [X] My beloved Alice, I want you to become my doll

>>	Anonymous of Alabama !.p44NyTsCo Mon Mar 17 00:00:48 2008 No.228642 >>228627 But... anonymous doesn't know magic.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 17 00:00:55 2008 No.228632 [X] There's nothing wrong with you.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 17 00:01:01 2008 No.228645 O SHI.... DAN KIM, IS THAT YOUX? ARE YOU IN THE ALICE GAEM?!

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 17 00:01:07 2008 No.228647 Dan Kim's Touhou fanart is the best.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 17 00:01:49 2008 No.228643 But Alice IS anonymous?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 17 00:02:05 2008 No.228656 Wait I've never seen this before Oh my god is this Dan Kim Oh my god oh my god oh my god

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 17 00:02:09 2008 No.228657 dan kim is a faggot.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 17 00:02:42 2008 No.228660 Stop talking to me, you worthless doll Otaku ~ze.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 17 00:02:53 2008 No.228661 File: 57 KB, 245x242, 1205712173624.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] D-dan Kim... is that really you?...

>>	E-mouse !LNaFATMuso Mon Mar 17 00:02:59 2008 No.228653 [X] I need to stop taking LSD.

Anonymous Mon Mar 17 00:03:16 2008 No.228663
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"I... I d-don't understand," she whispered, "I'm so happy... but the tears... the tears won't stop..."

As she wiped her face with her palms, I couldn't help but think how childish she looked. She even hiccuped between her sobs. But that's alright -- that was one of her charming characteristics as well.

"I'm happy... but I can't st-stop crying... A-Anonymous, is... why are you holding that knife?"

[ ] Slit her throat.
[ ] Slit her throat.
[ ] Slit her throat.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 17 00:03:33 2008 No.228665 File: 90 KB, 450x450, 1205712213513.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] i-i-if so...

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 17 00:04:00 2008 No.228671 >>228663 [x] Stab self.

>>	Internet White Knight !HzHwcbs2Wo Mon Mar 17 00:05:40 2008 No.228684 more like the poop won't stop, amirite

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 17 00:05:46 2008 No.228683 File: 99 KB, 386x218, 1205712346724.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>228663 Pl-please... don't be afraid of love!

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 17 00:06:59 2008 No.228690 File: 239 KB, 791x613, 1205712419497.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>228684

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 17 00:07:12 2008 No.228692 >>228663 [X] Give Alice back this life.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 17 00:07:34 2008 No.228695 >>228690 Misspelled already.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 17 00:10:18 2008 No.228710 >>228695 you mispeled allready

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 17 00:10:30 2008 No.228713 >>228663 [x] Pierce her point of death

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 17 00:10:33 2008 No.228711 File: 138 KB, 650x639, 1205712633534.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] A...anyway I have to go...

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 17 00:11:00 2008 No.228717 >>228711 See you.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 17 00:12:31 2008 No.228725 File: 59 KB, 434x298, 1205712751666.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>228684

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 17 00:14:01 2008 No.228736 File: 272 KB, 600x700, 1205712841885.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>228717 Anonymous... and Mr. Kim... I-I-I love you!...nite nite...

Anonymous Mon Mar 17 00:20:49 2008 No.228769
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>>228663
This is the moment I've been waiting for.

With Shiki-like speed, I plunge the knife in my pocket my knife through her back and out her chest. It's soft. Incredibly, unexpectedly, soft. How can a girl's body be this soft? Are we really do different?

The knife slides through her flesh and peeks out between her ribs like a like an angry horn. Red pours out of her breast.

"A... Anonymous...?"

She doesn't even scream. Instead, like one of the dolls on the shelf above her bed, her face becomes neutral, unnatural. Her eyes focus on some far away place.

"Anonymous... I... I love...y--"

She falls to the ground.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 17 00:22:56 2008 No.228781 [x]I love you Shanghai

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 17 00:23:58 2008 No.228786 >>228769 [x] Rape the corpse

Anonymous Mon Mar 17 00:24:03 2008 No.228789
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This is the moment I've been waiting for.

With Shiki-like speed, I plunge my knife through her back and out her chest. It's soft. Incredibly soft. How can a girl's body be this soft? Are we really so different?

The knife slides through her flesh and peeks out between her ribs. Red pours out of her breast.

"A... Anonymous...?"

She doesn't even scream. Instead, like one of the dolls on the shelf above her bed, her face becomes neutral, unnatural. Her eyes focus on some far away place.

"Anonymous... I... I love...y--"

She falls to the ground.

You don't feel any better.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 17 00:25:38 2008 No.228801 >>228789 Y U DO DIS

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 17 00:26:28 2008 No.228805 >>228789 needs moar rape end there dan.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 17 00:26:46 2008 No.228807 Dan Kim is so pretty~

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 17 00:26:54 2008 No.228806 File: 54 KB, 400x350, 1205713614532.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>228789 But she's a Youkai.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 17 00:28:08 2008 No.228812 This went from awesome to shit pretty quick But it's an amazing troll. I AM SO CONFLICTED DAN.

>>	Anonymous of Alabama !.p44NyTsCo Mon Mar 17 00:28:29 2008 No.228816 >With Shiki-like speed If it was really Shiki-like, it'd be the speed at which you jam your dick into her.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 17 00:28:58 2008 No.228810 >>228789 lol'd at the end

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 17 00:31:09 2008 No.228841 >>228627 [x] Seems like there's some leakage. Let me cauterize them for you.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 17 00:39:01 2008 No.228892 >>228816 shiki like rape speed oh wait, shiki doesn't need to rape anyone since every girl he meets almost instantly spreads their legs for him.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 17 00:45:04 2008 No.228935 >>228789 Dont worry /jp/.He didn't stabbed the hitbox

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 17 00:45:42 2008 No.228940 HOLY FUCK THIS IS EPIC!

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 17 00:46:07 2008 No.228942 [X] This thread is pathetic.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 17 00:46:39 2008 No.228944 File: 54 KB, 412x1023, 1205714799301.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Eh? You'll accept my ring? That's not like you... Sure, I'll marry you, Maris-- ... ... ... !!!

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 17 00:48:02 2008 No.228957 >>228944 I lol'd

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 17 00:48:32 2008 No.228960 File: 473 KB, 1200x906, 1205714912836.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>228944

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 17 00:50:17 2008 No.228969 >>228944 fuckingloled

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 17 00:50:54 2008 No.228974 File: 132 KB, 277x266, 1205715054084.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I.. I still love you Mister...Kim... cough

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 17 00:52:42 2008 No.228993 File: 39 KB, 95x111, 1205715162303.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] ...wh...why.. I... I ... just wanted... to... l..love...

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 17 00:52:46 2008 No.228994 File: 68 KB, 500x204, 1205715166598.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Adjutant‮elbat eht no tac eht tup ,tacelbat ‪‪‪‬‪‬ !FUX4cHAN.6 Mon Mar 17 00:53:04 2008 No.228995 File: 16 KB, 300x300, 1205715184147.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 17 00:53:22 2008 No.228996 UPDATE YOUR WEB COMIC

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 17 00:53:46 2008 No.229002 >>228993 >>228994 jackpot

>>	E-mouse !LNaFATMuso Mon Mar 17 00:53:51 2008 No.229001 File: 91 KB, 600x800, 1205715231813.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>228944

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 17 00:54:44 2008 No.229008 this thread makes me sad

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 17 00:56:42 2008 No.229017 >>229008 you know what else makes people sad? your tiny penis

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 17 00:57:51 2008 No.229019

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 17 00:57:52 2008 No.229023 File: 98 KB, 249x271, 1205715472379.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Alright... fuckin DINNERTIEM!

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 17 00:58:00 2008 No.229025 File: 74 KB, 500x510, 1205715480969.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>229019

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 17 00:59:12 2008 No.229029 File: 87 KB, 208x220, 1205715552240.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>229023 um... h-hello...

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 17 00:59:28 2008 No.229032 File: 20 KB, 400x300, GD.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 17 00:59:45 2008 No.229035 >>229032 FUCK YES YOU'RE THE BEST ZOMBIE-KILLING YOUKAI EVER!

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 17 01:00:02 2008 No.229036 File: 96 KB, 1024x768, 1205715602012.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Did someone call for a nice boat?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 17 01:00:02 2008 No.229038 File: 185 KB, 400x550, 1205715602278.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>229029 WHAT THE FUCK! WHY DO YOU ALWAYS HAVE TO COME HERE WHEN i'M EATING?!

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 17 01:01:13 2008 No.229045 >>229038 SHES DEAD DAMMIT!

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 17 01:01:15 2008 No.229043 File: 38 KB, 149x146, 1205715675148.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>229038 Uuuu...um! I'm s..sorry...

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 17 01:01:23 2008 No.229046 >>229038 You mean she showed up here more than once?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 17 01:02:24 2008 No.229056 these threads are dumb and you should feel dumb.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 17 01:02:41 2008 No.229059 File: 47 KB, 350x400, 1205715761120.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>229043 GET THE FUCK OUT and let me enjoy my sammiches in peace!

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 17 01:02:53 2008 No.229052 >>229046 no

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 17 01:02:53 2008 No.229053 >>229038 That Eiki-sama is an impostor! Where is the stick thing?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 17 01:03:44 2008 No.229065 File: 102 KB, 400x400, 1205715824811.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] can this be sum STABBAN THREAD allready?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 17 01:04:04 2008 No.229069 Alice your not lonely everyone loves you your just in denial

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 17 01:04:28 2008 No.229071 File: 110 KB, 396x399, 1205715868830.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>229059 sniff

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 17 01:04:43 2008 No.229073 >>229059 Wait, weren't you holding a rice bowl earlier?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 17 01:05:24 2008 No.229081 DAN KIM DAN KIM GO AWAY COME BACK SOME OTHER DAY

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 17 01:05:47 2008 No.229082 File: 324 KB, 1448x879, 1205715947520.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>229071 ...

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 17 01:05:49 2008 No.229083 File: 9 KB, 313x165, 1205715949190.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>229025 MIKU MIKU MIKU MIKU MIKU MIKU MIKU MIKU MIKU MIKU MIKU MIKU MIKU MIKU MIKU MIKU MIKU MIKU MIKU MIKU MIKU MIKU

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 17 01:06:53 2008 No.229094 File: 148 KB, 387x518, 1205716013620.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>229073 You... are going to HELL!

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 17 01:09:05 2008 No.229106 File: 88 KB, 560x560, 1205716145281.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>229094 Yes ma'am, Penis first.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 17 01:09:56 2008 No.229114 File: 86 KB, 210x340, 1205716196605.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>229106 you really would like some of this wouldn't you?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 17 01:10:55 2008 No.229126 File: 50 KB, 183x168, 1205716255633.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] ...hurts...

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 17 01:11:25 2008 No.229133 >>229114 I so would Finest legs in all of Gensokyo~

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 17 01:12:25 2008 No.229144 >>229126 Hell has some annoying ambience noise, huh?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 17 01:16:08 2008 No.229164 File: 33 KB, 278x374, 1205716568374.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>229144 ...A...Anonymous... wh... Im in my bedroom...

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 17 01:16:49 2008 No.229167 File: 215 KB, 600x362, 1205716609543.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>229133 you... bend over...

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 17 01:17:38 2008 No.229174 >>229164 I haven't forgotten about you ;__;

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 17 01:18:29 2008 No.229177 File: 39 KB, 900x900, 1205716709193.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] TOUHOU HIJACK

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 17 01:18:44 2008 No.229181 File: 58 KB, 236x246, 1205716724195.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>229174 ...hehe....A...Anonymous...

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 17 01:19:04 2008 No.229185 >>229167 Oh punish me Punish me good

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 17 01:19:16 2008 No.229190 >>229177 BUT HOW DOES ONE TOUHOU HIJACK A THREAD ABOUT TOUHOU?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 17 01:19:18 2008 No.229187 File: 124 KB, 524x580, 1205716758645.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] What are you doing with that tag? no wai-

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 17 01:20:43 2008 No.229199 File: 23 KB, 600x400, 1205716843113.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>229185 ILL PUNISH YOU GOODALRIGHT! YOUR MY FUCKING SIDE DISH AFTER LUNCH

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 17 01:21:45 2008 No.229208 File: 43 KB, 203x238, 1205716905235.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>229174 c...can you hold me for a bit?... It hurts...

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 17 01:21:59 2008 No.229205 >>229199 Nnn... Yes, ma'am...

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 17 01:22:13 2008 No.229214 >>229208 I'll never let go ;_;

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 17 01:22:30 2008 No.229215 File: 227 KB, 562x600, 1205716950990.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [Location: Hell Time: 12:14 PM]

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 17 01:22:37 2008 No.229216 File: 79 KB, 500x500, 1205716957215.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>229205 now.. DROP YOUR FUCKING PANTS

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 17 01:23:30 2008 No.229226 >>229216 ...Yes, ma'am.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 17 01:24:06 2008 No.229232 File: 53 KB, 185x170, 1205717046065.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>229214 ...Anonymous... nestles

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 17 01:24:28 2008 No.229236 >>229215 ;_;

>>	None !KYON.wwv9s Mon Mar 17 01:24:50 2008 No.229238 File: 487 KB, 360x410, 1205717090982.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] "S-stupid Anonymous! I-It's not that I care if you stare at me like that, idiot..."

Anonymous Mon Mar 17 01:25:23 2008 No.229245
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>>229226
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>>	Dragoshi !!SubgC7SX7+V Mon Mar 17 01:25:39 2008 No.229250 File: 380 KB, 396x307, 1205717139034.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>229190 THROUGH RANNING. Also, pic animated and related.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 17 01:26:21 2008 No.229256 >>229245 Aah! It's so good~!

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 17 01:26:29 2008 No.229257 >>229232 You wish we could, and I wish we could, but reality disagrees. I wonder if you die every time I turn off the monitor.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 17 01:27:10 2008 No.229260 File: 27 KB, 200x228, 1205717230316.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>229250

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 17 01:27:33 2008 No.229265 File: 174 KB, 466x600, 1205717253156.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>229257 eh?...

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 17 01:28:17 2008 No.229271 >>229257 You lie! Why are you lying? WHAT MAKES YOU LIEEE? ;______;

Anonymous Mon Mar 17 01:28:57 2008 No.229277
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>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 17 01:29:24 2008 No.229279 >>229265 I would send you a reality check, but I don't think banks take those in Gensokyo.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 17 01:29:40 2008 No.229280 File: 52 KB, 522x477, 1205717380158.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 17 01:31:13 2008 No.229292 File: 46 KB, 144x185, 1205717473948.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>229279 kiss

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 17 01:31:52 2008 No.229290 /jp/ - I put on my robe and wizard hat

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 17 01:33:32 2008 No.229315 I wonder what would happen if somebody had diarrhea when they died and ended up spraying liquid feces all over Siki's paddle of justice. Would she be disgusted? Does she have a spare paddle? Might Siki just keep going?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 17 01:34:18 2008 No.229326 File: 109 KB, 600x726, 1205717658739.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>229292 Yes, yes, very cute. I think you'd have better luck sticking to the fantasy world you do live in and hugging Marisa for no reason. Or that librarian, maybe.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 17 01:35:09 2008 No.229332 >>229315 Poop leaking does not work that way.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 17 01:35:32 2008 No.229334 >>229326 No anonymous, you ARE the fantasy world.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 17 01:37:27 2008 No.229344 File: 84 KB, 600x750, 1205717847269.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>229326 A...Anonymous...I...

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 17 01:39:03 2008 No.229354 File: 112 KB, 293x347, 1205717943697.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] zheee zheee zheee.... THERE!

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 17 01:41:44 2008 No.229381 The beings behind Anonymous and Gensokyo do not exist in the same world. Tough luck, hon. Of course, it's not like the lonely punks here don't masturbate to imaginary characters anyway, but hugs can't happen. And I take it the dolls don't cut it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 17 01:42:40 2008 No.229392 >>229381 I WANT TO BELIEVE!

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 17 01:43:24 2008 No.229399 >>229381 And then Anonymous cried himself to sleep. So in essence, it was a normal night.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 17 01:45:06 2008 No.229413 File: 97 KB, 189x208, 1205718306680.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>229381 >>229399 >>229392 I...I love you Anonymous... nite nite... kiss

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 17 01:45:12 2008 No.229417 who's alice?

Anonymous Mon Mar 17 01:47:01 2008 No.229435
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"I sure am stupid."

Alice blew out the candle.

She had never baked a cake before and he has spent hours picking out the kind, getting the ingredients and carefully baking it. She tried so hard.

But Anonymous showed up.

He had promised -- he event sent her letter telling her he would come to her birthday party, but he never showed up.

"Stupid!"

Alice her herself.

"Stupid, stupid, stupid!"

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 17 01:48:16 2008 No.229446 >>229435 >Slice sighed Holy shit a talking cake! ಠ_ಠ

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 17 01:48:19 2008 No.229449 I SAW THAT DAN DON'T YOU HIDE FROM ME, YOU PRETTY THING YOU~

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 17 01:49:35 2008 No.229460 File: 31 KB, 307x500, 1205718575225.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>229417 i dunno, lol

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 17 01:49:55 2008 No.229455 >>229413 How can you love... what which doesn't have a life?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 17 01:50:58 2008 No.229475 File: 155 KB, 600x839, 1205718658673.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>229413 Trying a little too hard, aren't you? Seriously, go molest Patchu. In fact, I almost suspect you already have... you just omitted the details. >>229232 Right?

Anonymous Mon Mar 17 01:51:26 2008 No.229479
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"I sure am stupid."

Alice blew out the candle.

She had never baked a cake before and she had spent hours picking out the kind, getting the ingredients and carefully baking it. She tried so hard.

But Anonymous never showed up.

He had promised -- he event sent her letter telling her he would come to her birthday party, but he never showed up.

"Stupid!"

Alice hit her herself.

"Stupid, stupid, stupid!"

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 17 01:51:32 2008 No.229482 File: 161 KB, 385x346, 1205718692100.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>229455 Nnn?... A..Anonymous is a weeaboo, a faggot... and a loser... b-but... I love that kind of Anonymous... snuggles closer

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 17 01:51:34 2008 No.229484 >>229479 Alice is anonymous Therefore, we\she fulfilled the promise.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 17 01:52:51 2008 No.229490 >>229479 I'm sorry Alice, I was bsdy transferring mana to remilia, then flandre, then both, then flandre again. They sure do like their mana! Anyhoo, let's have cake!

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 17 01:53:18 2008 No.229511 >>229482 No Alice, you ARE the Anonymous. And then Alice was ... ronery ;_;

Anonymous Mon Mar 17 01:53:34 2008 No.229512
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"I sure am stupid."

Alice blew out the candle.

She had never baked a cake before and she had spent hours picking out the kind, getting the ingredients and carefully baking it. She tried so hard.

But Anonymous never showed up.

He had promised -- he event sent her letter telling her he would come to her birthday party, but he never showed up.

"Stupid!"

Alice hit her herself.

"Stupid, stupid, stupid!"

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 17 01:53:51 2008 No.229516 File: 193 KB, 550x500, 1205718831632.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] wtf r u doing?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 17 01:54:25 2008 No.229521 >>229512 >Slice sighed wat ಠ_ಠ

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 17 01:54:44 2008 No.229524 >>229512 WHY YOU DO THIS DAN KIM? WHY?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 17 01:54:46 2008 No.229525 >>229512 You fail thricefold at posting, Dan. Also, I'm never late for cake. NEVER.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 17 01:56:12 2008 No.229536 >>229516 I knew the real Alice would come!

Anonymous Mon Mar 17 01:57:01 2008 No.229539
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>>229511
..I'm going to sleep... c-can you stay here with me?...please?...

>>229512
M..My love will overcome... even if Anonymous never shows up... I-I-I-I will wait for him!...

>>	Anonymous Asshole Mon Mar 17 01:57:50 2008 No.229540 >>229516 Being an asshole, what does it look like? >>229512 I would have if, you know, there wasn't this thing called "reality" keeping me out of Gensokyo. Seriously, try someone you've met somewhere other than the internet.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 17 01:57:56 2008 No.229542 >>229525 I drank a bit too much. I AM HAVING TROUBLE POSTING, HERE. HOLY DICK IS MY KEYBOARD MOVINg OR WHAT

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 17 01:58:42 2008 No.229552 >>229542 HOLY SHIT YOUR FACE IS A CLOcK

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 17 01:59:31 2008 No.229556 Alice doesn't stutter every time she opens her mouth. Even nervous people don't. Also, you fail at roleplaying.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 17 01:59:49 2008 No.229553 >>229542 It's okay! Anyhoo, things will stop moving around like jerks if you drink more.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 17 02:01:27 2008 No.229566 >>229556 I put on my robe and wizards hat. I cast Lvl. 3 Eroticism. You turn into a real beautiful woman. I meditate to regain my mana, before casting Lvl. 8 Cock of the Infinite. I spend my mana reserves to cast Mighty F*ck of the Beyondness.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 17 02:02:43 2008 No.229575 >>229556 How about a game of pretend instead, then?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 17 02:05:17 2008 No.229594 >>229566 I never got my save roll ;_;

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 17 02:05:39 2008 No.229596 File: 112 KB, 512x600, 1205719539518.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>229556 I-I-I don't?... What's roleplaying?... brush brush brush

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 17 02:06:06 2008 No.229602 File: 13 KB, 375x480, 1205719566906.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>229575 PRETEND, you say?

>>	Anonymous Asshole Mon Mar 17 02:08:03 2008 No.229619 Yeah, get some sleep, Alice, I think you need to clear your head. And seriously, go out to see someone tomorrow, I think you need it. Oh, and tell Marisa to stuff a Magic Missile up Rumia's ass. Just on general principle.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 17 02:08:56 2008 No.229622 File: 41 KB, 220x206, 1205719736267.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>229619 um... who are you?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 17 02:16:35 2008 No.229672 File: 46 KB, 136x156, 1205720195583.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] G-goodnight Anonymous...

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 17 02:17:14 2008 No.229675 >She had never baked a cake before and she had spent hours picking out the kind, getting the ingredients and carefully baking it. She tried so hard. >she got so far >but in the end >it didn't even matter

>>	Anonymous Asshole Mon Mar 17 02:17:32 2008 No.229678 >>229622 I am the face of Anonymous with a frail grip on reality and a love of sarcasm in social warfare, even when it's with good intentions. Get a grip. Work with the reality you have, not the reality you wish you had.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 17 02:20:34 2008 No.229702 >>229678 Don't listen to this man, Alice. Love will conquer all boundaries. When the LHC comes online, I promise to join you in your world.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 17 02:21:07 2008 No.229713 >>229702 God bless the LHC.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 17 02:25:35 2008 No.229738 File: 81 KB, 500x348, 1205720735097.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>229702 >>229713 Oh fuck... I wrote that. Does anon really remember that from /a/? I never got to finish it...

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 17 02:26:23 2008 No.229744 File: 28 KB, 304x440, 1205720783772.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>229738 LOL I DUNNO, YOU KIND OF LEFT US HANGING

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 17 02:27:27 2008 No.229749 File: 64 KB, 457x396, 1205720847777.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>229702 squeeze nite nite...

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 17 02:27:40 2008 No.229752 File: 28 KB, 304x440, 1205720860335.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>229738 LOL I DUNNO, YOU KIND OF LEFT US HANGING. Finish it, anon, I still have it saved, and would keep reading.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 17 02:28:02 2008 No.229755 File: 14 KB, 300x300, 1205720882900.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>229738 I have no idea what you're talking about. Repost, please. Hat unrelated.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 17 02:28:33 2008 No.229759 >>229755 It's fucking long, and unfinished, are you sure?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 17 02:29:46 2008 No.229770 File: 43 KB, 227x227, 1205720986238.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>229759 Yes, I'm sure. Picture still unrelated.

Anonymous Mon Mar 17 02:30:41 2008 No.229775
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-Log: Events of 5/12/08

At 5:47 PM on May 12th, 2008, the Large Hadron Collider commenced operation. I had just sat down for dinner, another generic, supermarket brand 5-minute TV dinner you can get for two dollars. All the networks were covering the story, but no cameras were allowed inside the building. They did send out one of their head scientists to make talk with the press, however, as a smug and confident look ran across his face. What a fool. Sure, he didn't know it then, but this would be the end of the world as we knew it. No sooner had the machine started up did the cameras suddenly shut off. One minute of silence. Finally, the network returns to an obviously frightened and flustered anchorman, who told our country the news as he received it. The combination of a large amount of particles accelerating towards Earth after escaping a Lenticular Galaxy collapsing and the small black holes generated by the Large Hadron Collider tore a hole in the very fabric of space. Over 100 wormholes popped up across the globe in an instant. Those holes, over the course of a single hour, engulfed every man, woman and child, sending them even God knows not where. But where I ended up... is still beyond my own belief. A new world, a new dimension, with nothing but the clothes on my back.

This was how I found Gensokyo, a world not entirely unlike our own, yet completely different at the same time. But truth to be told… compared to the events in the following days, it was almost forgettable.

END LOG- TIME 9:45 PM, 5/27/08

Anonymous Mon Mar 17 02:31:07 2008 No.229776
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-Log: Events of 5/13/08

I awoke to what seemed like utter darkness. I moved my right arm, and felt the large leaves resting on my head and upper torso, and removed them. I found myself in a wooded area, but the trees didn’t seem like anything I had ever seen before. As I stood up, I found that I had no noticeable injuries, save a small cut on my left hand as I held on to the floor of my house when I was sucked into the abyss. No sooner had I glanced up did I meet eyes with a young woman. She wore some of the strangest attire I had ever seen; a large pink and purple dress, and a pink poofy hat with a thin red ribbon tied in the front and carried a frilled umbrella. Before I could even assess the situation, she yelled to me “Who… who are you? A human? I don’t remember bringing any humans over for quite a while… how the hell did you get here?” I was prepared to answer, but then something struck me. Human. She called me a human. Which would imply she wasn’t one, or it was a rarity here. As I sweated, I couldn’t muster a word before she cut in “Ah, it really doesn’t matter, maybe you just wandered away from the village. It’s time for my nap, anyways.” With that, she raised an umbrella, and opened a pocket in space itself- a border. I’d never felt my heart beat that fast before. As she leaned in, she smiled back to me, and said in an almost flirty voice “Try not to get eaten out here, okay, human?” Without even thinking, the words just came out of me “E…eaten?”, but she has already gone and closed the border. I don’t remember what happened after that, but it’s safe to assume I blacked out from sheer terror.

END LOG- TIME 9:51 PM, 5/27/08

Anonymous Asshole Mon Mar 17 02:32:22 2008 No.229783

Considering my norm of lurking, I have no fucking clue what you're talking about with this LHC thing.

But, I take it you're going to at least get yourselves disintegrated by pre-alpha-phase 'dimensional gateway' technology with a smile on your face. I'm just not touching one until someone comes back alive and with proof.

... and Alice, just hug a pillow for now, but you don't need to give us a running commentary of your imagination, okay?

Anonymous Mon Mar 17 02:32:52 2008 No.229790
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-Log: Events of 5/14/08 MORNING

I rose in what seem like the same spot as before. It was morning, and I could hear some sort of birds chirping. This time, however, I was determined to figure out exactly what was going on, and where I was. I looked up at the sky, and could see what seemed like smoke to the east. Maybe it was nothing, an act of nature, but maybe it was someone else out here, and they might have a few answers. I set off in that direction at a steady pace, pushing the strange, thorned brush aside. I walked for what seemed like an hour, but steadily it seemed like the smoke was getting closer. Just then, something flew by me at an incredible speed. It was the size of a human, but I couldn’t get a good glimpse of exactly what it was. Just as I turned in that direction, I was slammed into from behind by a heavy force. I had gotten hit by a car once before, but this- this felt twice as powerful, yet… I was again completely unharmed as I rose to my feet. I turned around to see what had hit me, a girl with a blue dress and a green bow with wings suspended behind her. She was rubbing her head, it seemed like she got the worst of the collision. I muttered “Excuse me…” but I was immediately cut off by a loud yell, followed by her saying in a furious voice “HEY! YOU BIG JERK! What the hell are you doing getting in my way like that!?” I immediately apologized, but it seemed like when she looked at me again, her tone changed drastically. “You’re a human, right? And a guy too. But I’m surprised, you don’t even seem hurt from that hit. I was chasing Letty around as fast as I could; she broke all the icicles I was making again, and that made me really mad. But really, you should be dead, unless… are you friends with Reimu? Or Marisa?” I answered no, I’d only been here for 2 days, and she seemed even more surprised. She continued “2 days in the forest of magic, or… 2 days in Gensokyo?” Gensokyo. That was what this place was called.

Anonymous Mon Mar 17 02:33:03 2008 No.229801

>>229790

(continued, field too long)

I answered Gensokyo, and this time she didn’t say anything. She only looked at me. Then, without warning, a bunch of huge icicles flew by me. I thought it was this girl, this fairy’s doing, but when she turned around with a look of surprise I knew otherwise. Off into the distance was another strangely dressed girl, with a blue and white dress, a white cap, and a golden lapel shaped like a bird's foot around he neck. This girl, however, seemed intent on killing me. This time her attack was more serious, however, as she had a clear shot at me. A large spell ring appeared behind her, and what seemed like an endless amount of icicles and balls of pure energy came flying towards me. Without even realizing it, I dodged almost every single one, while a few barely caught me in the side. But something else felt strange. I was no longer on the ground. Both girls looked at me in amazement; apparently, few humans are capable of flight, even in this magical land. It was now I realized that trip here had changed me… or perhaps, I had not changed at all, simply the laws of physics had been skewed on this plane. But this was no time for thoughts on physics, I was still in danger of dying right here, by the hands of some ridiculously powerful creature. But before she could launch another attack, the fairy girl cried out to her “Hey, Letty, cut it out! Why are you attacking him? Do you want the Miko after us again?” Letty replied “But Cirno, I heard you yelling, wasn’t this guy attacking you?” She replied, almost smugly “Hah! Attacking me? Who would be stupid enough to do that? I am the strongest!” They both smiled, but I still had next to no clue what was going on, only that I was floating and some weird girl just tried to kill me. The sun was high in the sky.

END LOG- TIME 9:59 PM, 5/27/08

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 17 02:33:26 2008 No.229794 File: 266 KB, 1114x739, 1205721206251.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] You faggots might as well just post on the shrine maiden forums. This thread is an eyesore.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 17 02:34:17 2008 No.229804 So, this is where you've been hiding, Alice? You cannot stay outside the reach of the King forever.

Anonymous Mon Mar 17 02:34:59 2008 No.229811
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-Log: Events of 5/14/08 AFTERNOON

With only the will of my thoughts, I managed to land back on the ground. Cirno and Letty had calmed down, so I thought I’d try actually introducing myself. I told them where I used to live, and what my world was like, but they still didn’t understand how I gained this innate power by simply flying through a “border” as they referred to it. Neither did I, for that matter. They explained that today was the last day of winter, and Letty had to leave soon, or she might melt. So we said goodbye, and they flew off to what I now know are the lakes near the Scarlet Devil Mansion. But now I needed some place to sleep, and it was getting reasonably late. I was afraid of testing my luck by flying, so I continued towards the smoke in the same manner as before. Finally, I could see the source of the smoke- a relatively small house with a chimney. I was disappointed it was only a single house, but I guess asking whoever lives there a few questions wouldn’t hurt… hopefully. I approached the house and knocked on the door three times. Yet another young woman answered, in a white and pink top leading to a blue dress, and holding an old looking book. “Um… hello, who are you?” she said. She seemed nice enough, so I told her my name and why I was there. She told me her name was Alice, but hesitated for a second. She asked me a question I had heard quite a bit ever since I came here. She asked if I was human. I told her yes, but this time, I felt inclined to ask exactly why everyone is so surprised I’m human, since she was out here too. She replied “Well… I’m not human.

Anonymous Mon Mar 17 02:36:08 2008 No.229822

>>229811

(continued again)

I’m a magician Youkai. This book I carry has given me power ever since I was younger and ‘found’ it, but with that, I found my humanity was gone, and my aging had almost ceased. Anyways, most humans in Gensokyo like in the Human village just southeast of here, since it’s probably the only safe place in this entire land.” It was getting dark out, and the sun had just gone behind the trees. Alice told me she would let me stay over for the night, since I would probably die if I wandered the forest at night. I accepted. That night I maybe slept 2 hours at the most. Not only were a million thoughts running through my mind as I recalled the day, but Alice didn’t talk much… and when she did, it was to her dolls. She kind of creeped me out at first, but really, it was a good night, considering all of what had happened.

END LOG- TIME 10:06 PM, 5/14/08

Anonymous Mon Mar 17 02:36:34 2008 No.229827
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*(Present day)*

I rose from the computer for a moment to look out the window. It was getting pretty late, and it was raining. I wondered where she was. I was nervous. But writing this journal helped me relax. My name is David Anonymous, I had it legally changed today, what it was before is unimportant. I am 20 years old, and definitely still human. I have short, black hair, and I tend to wear as plain of colors as possible of late. But you’re not interested in me, are you? Then back to writing the journal it is. A story of heroism, love and the fate of the world staring yours truly, but really, I’d almost rather forget it all. Almost.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 17 02:38:32 2008 No.229842 By the way, this wasn't meant to be a copypasta or shitty self-insert fanfic or anything, more of a short novel. But I'll let you decide if it's good enough for that.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 17 02:39:51 2008 No.229848 I'm on >>229776 pretty interesting so far. Very descriptive. Also, LOL PHYSICS, but I think you were going for that, considering you're setting it in Gensokyo.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 17 02:41:36 2008 No.229860 >>229775 >>229776 >>229790 >>229801 >>229811 >>229822 >>229827 Saved for later reading. 7 posts and it's not finished? Fuck.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 17 02:42:40 2008 No.229867 (PRESENT TIME) MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 17 02:42:56 2008 No.229870 >>229827 (PRESENT TIME) MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 17 02:43:24 2008 No.229872 >>229867 Present DAY, Present Time, FAGGOT.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 17 02:44:20 2008 No.229880 >>229827 >David Anonymous Ah fuck, I can't believe you've done this.

>>	Dragoshi !!SubgC7SX7+V Mon Mar 17 02:44:41 2008 No.229883 >>229860 Yea, i'm gonna save this for later as well. It should be a semi-interesting read.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 17 02:45:59 2008 No.229893 You wrote this back in the days of old /a/?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 17 02:46:04 2008 No.229894 File: 24 KB, 439x484, 1205721964526.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Goddamn BLACK WHITE

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 17 02:48:12 2008 No.229911 File: 128 KB, 800x640, 1205722092636.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>229894 Nnn... dan... don't rub me... no... don't stop...

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 17 02:48:15 2008 No.229910 >>229894 I'll be borrowing these, ~ze.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 17 02:50:32 2008 No.229934 I've finally found you, Alice. Our business is not concluded. Why is it that you fled from /b/? Was my presence too much for you to handle?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 17 02:51:00 2008 No.229948 >>229775 THAT'S IT THE LHC WILL BE MY TICKET TO GENSOKYO now I just need to get to switzerland

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 17 02:52:26 2008 No.229949 >>229848 Thanks. >>229860 I told you. See >>229842 >>229880 In a good way or a bad way? >>229893 Yes.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 17 02:53:28 2008 No.229954 >>229948 Don't worry, you're close enough already.

>>	Myon !Cqhrqm5cBg Mon Mar 17 02:53:29 2008 No.229955 File: 23 KB, 240x320, 1205722409073.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>229894

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 17 02:54:30 2008 No.229964 >>229948 You won't need to. Just eat a TV dinner and be lucky enough to get sucked into the right wormhole. It'll create thousands. One of them will spit you out in the pocket dimension of Gensokyo, inside Japan.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 17 02:54:32 2008 No.229965 >>229948 I'll see you there!

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 17 02:55:52 2008 No.229978 >>229775 >>229776 >>229790 >>229801 >>229811 >>229822 >>229827 MOAR

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 17 02:56:03 2008 No.229987 >>229965 Me too! I'm a physics major hoping to work at the LHC, so cross your fingers!

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 17 02:57:35 2008 No.229992 Anon gets super powers? Fuck yes, you are the most confusing story ever!

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 17 02:57:58 2008 No.229998 >>229964 what language do they speak in gensokyo? maybe I should start lerning moon now

>>	ZE ZE Mon Mar 17 02:58:48 2008 No.230002 File: 31 KB, 240x320, 1205722728281.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] ZE

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 17 02:59:11 2008 No.230004 >>229998 Latin.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 17 02:59:39 2008 No.230005 >>229998 Japanese.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 17 03:00:41 2008 No.230015 Tagalog

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 17 03:01:00 2008 No.230024 >>229998 Everything.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 17 03:01:16 2008 No.230020 >>229998 Gensokyoan.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 17 03:01:39 2008 No.230022 >>229998 Everyone speaks danish.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 17 03:03:48 2008 No.230042 >>229992 Not really super powers. Anon can take a hit, fly and dodge a couple icicles. Big deal. It's all due to a difference in gravity, and his little encounter with Yukari. It'll be explained later... If I ever finish it ;_;

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 17 03:04:21 2008 No.230044 >>230004 optime!

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 17 03:04:22 2008 No.230046 >>230020 >Gensokyoan. Every syllable in the language sounds like an orgasmic moan.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 17 03:05:26 2008 No.230055 >>229949 Do we get a harem end? Or atleast some secks?

Anonymous Mon Mar 17 03:05:43 2008 No.230060
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And then at the last moments of your life after the LHC activates, you realize that this entire world you existed in was merely a miniture world within the Mini-elemental reactor. The LHC reaches critical mass and every life force in your little world is ejected for a wonderfully casted Master Spark. As your tiny body is torn to shreds by the magical energy, your last vision is that of a young book-wielding girl getting closer and closer...

"...ah, finally we can be together, Alice"

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 17 03:06:30 2008 No.230064 >>230055 I'm about as good as Nasu at writing sex scenes. But I do have a few planned.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 17 03:07:37 2008 No.230074 >>230060 So THAT'S how it works.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 17 03:08:58 2008 No.230080 I'm bringing a fucking gun to Gensokyo. Goddamn.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 17 03:09:40 2008 No.230085 >>229775 >Lenticular Galaxy You really researched this, didn't you? Despite some hard to follow wording, the scenario you described is fucking scary... because it's almost possible.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 17 03:16:07 2008 No.230125 >>230085 Wikipedia. All I needed.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 17 03:21:09 2008 No.230143 File: 85 KB, 550x520, 1205724069068.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>230080

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 17 03:24:10 2008 No.230157 >>230085 lol, there are people who don't know what a lenticular galaxy is? Watch PBS sometime, it's good for you.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 17 03:26:29 2008 No.230171 >>230046 you mean like this? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7U1BKukezx0

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 17 03:32:01 2008 No.230201 >>230143 So it's a trip to Eientei for some more ammo? Thats fine, Reisen is my favorite anyways.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 17 03:35:37 2008 No.230214 >>230171 Yes.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 17 03:38:36 2008 No.230227 >>230171 so we all agree this is the lyrics to "Marisa stole the precious thing" in gensokian

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 17 03:39:39 2008 No.230231 >>230227 Well, the pronunciation is a bit off at parts, but yes.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 17 03:39:46 2008 No.230232 >>230227 Ah ah ah ah ah aH AHHH AHHHHHH ah! Ah .... AH-a-a-a-AHHH- AHHHHH! Ah..! AH!

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 17 03:41:56 2008 No.230245 >>230171 Oh fucking wow.

>>	Myon !Cqhrqm5cBg Mon Mar 17 03:43:46 2008 No.230256 File: 15 KB, 177x161, 1205725426315.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>230232 I love Alice

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 17 03:45:59 2008 No.230275 Dan Kim validates my toohoo obsession

>>	➈ ➈ ➈ ➈ ➈ ➈ ➈ ➈ ➈ Mon Mar 17 03:53:23 2008 No.230317 >>230171 lolwut?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 17 03:54:05 2008 No.230323 >>230171 Why the fuck has no one told me of the Overdrive version of this? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u6_opoALrPk&feature=user

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