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Hey /jp/
All the things that happened between 2000 and 2009 it's because of Morgan Freeman

Discuss

>> No.2283358

What about Gordon Freeman?

>> No.2283360

>Gordon Freeman
Fix'd

>> No.2283368

I remember playing the demo of Half Life 1 on my Pentium 1 233 Mhz with MMX. 64 MB or Ram and S3 Virge

>> No.2283375
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2283375

desu ne?

>> No.2283379

I'd say "inb4 lame gordon freeman jokes" but they already happened

Fuck the internet

>> No.2283387

>>2283368
Who cares.

>> No.2283400

>>2283387
I do.
>>2283368
Cool story, bro.

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>>2283379
LAME!

>> No.2283410

>>2283375
KAWAI ^_________________________________^

>> No.2283407

I remember playing HL1 without graphic acceleration. Shit was so cash.

>> No.2283434
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2283434

MEANWHILE ON VALVE.

>> No.2283435

>>2283358
>What about Gordon Freeman?

He's responsible for all the things that DIDN'T happen between 2000 and 2009.

Like the world ending, the sun changing colour to green, Cthulhu waking up, Aliens invading, Duke Nukem Forever, Free elections in Zimbabawe, the assasination of Barack Obama on the way to his inauguration speech*. Hovercars, Clones, decent sequels to the Matrix, World War Z, Weapons of Mass Destruction in Iraq, the Moon turning out to be a hidden spaceship.

All prevented by Gordon Freeman.

* There was a 10 minute stretch where both he AND Bush were in the same car together, never has there been a single target attractive to such a wide range of political and religious malcontents than at that moment.

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>>2283435
Awesome.

>> No.2283464

Halo invented Half-Life

>> No.2283488
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2283488

I'd play a lot more Half Life if there was something like this in it.

>> No.2283494

>>2283488
Content for furfags like yourself?

>> No.2283494,1 [INTERNAL] 

>>2283494
lol.

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