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2282477 No.2282477 [Reply] [Original]

Things you can do with a nice pair of titties:

-Massage them
-Bite them
-Squeeze them
-Suck on them
-Put your dick between them

Why do you consider a flat chest superior again?

>> No.2282484

I like both

>> No.2282487

We are on /jp/, we'll never be able to do these things.

>> No.2282488

>>2282477

But what do I do if I don't have a dick?

>> No.2282489

You're assuming that women with flat chests don't have tits, which is anatomically disrespectful to them. Their breasts might be small, but they still have tits.

And you can do all of the above, except putting between. But you can rub, oh yes you can rub.

>> No.2282490

>>2282484
Me too.

>> No.2282493

They're pedos, and the occasional closet fag. What do you expect?

>> No.2282494

>>2282477

I don't know. Improvised ironing board?

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>>2282487

Oh yes you can.

>> No.2282501
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Things you can do with a flat pair of titties:

-Massage them
-Bite them
-Squeeze them
-Suck on them
-Put your dick between them

Why do you consider a fat chest superior again?

>> No.2282508

>>2282497
;_;

>> No.2282513

>>2282477
Oh god that picture is hot.

>> No.2282520
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2282521

I could do all those except the last one with a washboard.
Since I'm never going to do any of those, however, I might as well choose the most aesthetically pleasing option.

>> No.2282519

I like Cirno.

>> No.2282522

>>2282501

It feels better.

>> No.2282527
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2282527

EVERYTHING LOOKS BETTER WITH HEALTHY

>> No.2282533

>>2282527
That's worse. Rika isn't Rika without no breasts.

>> No.2282557

A true connoisseur can only find something beautiful when it is completely useless.

>> No.2282563

>>2282527
Lies!

>> No.2282578

Because they're moe ♥

>> No.2282587

>>2282477
Because it's hotter.

>> No.2282599

>>2282587

When things are hot, they expand into beautiful lumps of fat.

>> No.2282603

>>2282599
No. Heat makes fat melt.

>> No.2282611

where's that true breast lover pic when you need it?

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