/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[Anonymous No.]

hey, fa/tg/uy here. Was wondering, how many of you in /jp/ can actually speak Japanese?

Pic vaguely related

[Fujiwara no Mokou !!mGXYMm0qKk/ No.]

How many of you are actually fat?

[Anonymous No.]

>>2277276
OP here, surprisingly many of us are on the skinny side, but I myself am fat

[Anonymous No.]

A lot of people like to think they can, but nobody actually can.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2277339
My good sir, just as many of your denizens are skinny, I cannot speak Japanese (and neither can the majority of this board).

Honestly, it's a shitty language.

[Anonymous No.]

Hai, Watashi speak Nippon wa

[Anonymous No.]

I'd say about 10%, I'm one of them. Nowhere near fluent but can understand most of what I hear/read and can sort of speak most-likely-broken Japanese

[Anonymous No.]

>>2277362
Did you just run that through a translator and post it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>2277381

iie, watashi can speak nippon

[Anonymous No.]

Ore ga Japanese shabereru! Kakkoii ze! Takumashii ze! PAWAA APPU mitai na mon sa. renshuu sureba, chanto OTOKO de MANLY na gaijin STOOKAA yaro ni nareru ze.
Omaera mo OTOKO de MANLY de BESUTO OFU BESUTO ERIITO gaikokujin ota-guntai ni shozoku shitakereba, nihongo to iu waza wo mi ni tsukeru shika nai.

[Anonymous No.]

日本人は気持ち悪いな豚で、白人が神様の一番好きな人です。

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>2277381
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sarcasm

[Anonymous No.]

おれわ日本

[Anonymous No.]

Maybe like 10