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22658746 No.22658746 [Reply] [Original]

Koishi stole your credit card. Now she's going to order pizza with it.

>> No.22658810

But I don't have enough money for any more than two toppings!

>> No.22658845
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>>22658810
That's unfortunate. It seems she got three toppings.

>> No.22658868

>>22658845
NOOOOOOOOO!

>> No.22659616

Well, I suppose i can look forward to seeing the pizza when I have to... you know.

>> No.22660289

>>22659616
When she invites you to her pizza party?

>> No.22660354

>>22658746
FAT koish

>> No.22660377
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>>22658746
b-but i don't have a credit card

>> No.22660440
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>>22660289
Pawteh! Pizza Pawteh!

>> No.22660774

shrimp fry

>> No.22660851
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>>22660774
shrimp fry

>> No.22662658
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Gotta have pizza for game night.

>> No.22662734
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>>22662658
remilia's gonna have to do some fate manipulation or the scarlets are going to have to abuse helping koishi to stand a chance against satori

>> No.22662896

>>22662734
Remilia can manipulate fate.
Satori can read minds.
Koishi can manipulate the subconscious mind and can't have her mind read.
Flandre is really good at breaking things.
Odds aren't looking good for Flandre.

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>>22662896
i dunno, flandre could use threats to win
she might not have any friends afterwards but she could turn the odds in her favor

>> No.22662974

>>22662909
I don't think winning once is worth never getting invited again.

>> No.22662991

How did koishi get my credit card when I can't even get accepted for one?

>> No.22663086
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>>22662974
that's not really fair though. flandre can't use her power to her advantage but no one points the finger at satori for obviously cheating
this is why no one likes satori

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>>22663086
Flandre's power is basically pointing a gun at everyone else and saying "let me win." At least the others can have some interesting twist on the game.
Playing without powers could work if Koishi wasn't there. She can't exactly turn hers off.

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>>22663123
i guess the moral of the story is be very careful of which 2hus you invite to poker night

>> No.22663156

>>22663144
That's Life, not Poker. Satori's mind reading isn't as useful there.

>> No.22663541

>>22662991
Come back when you're a little
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

Richer.

>> No.22663863

>>22663541
Kappa pls

>> No.22663865
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I am pretty sure I've cancelled my CC already, so have fun with the plastic, retarded sistersister

>> No.22669266

Where can you order pizza in Gensokyo?

>> No.22669380
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>>22669266
yukari has a monopoly on all foreign products

>> No.22669579

>>22669266
>>22658746
Koishi *is* the pizza

>> No.22669641

>>22669579
How and why would Koishi order herself?

>> No.22669678

>>22669380
Yukari likes to bring "hot dogs" from the outside world for her parties with the other hags.

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>>22669641
what a silly question, anon. who can understand the depths of the koish mind?

>> No.22670534

>>22669641
She hongry and she need pizza

>> No.22670988
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>>22658746
you mean debit card right?

>> No.22672080

>>22670988
Why did you post that kind of reaction image on /jp/?

>> No.22673432
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>>22669579
Koishi is a pizza shit who spends my money without permission

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>>22673432
I'd let Koishi spend all of my money on pizza!
Speaking of which, what would Koishi's favourite topping be? Would she be a spicy pizza girl?

>> No.22676001

>>22658746
bring it back

>> No.22676015
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>>22673646
Hot habanero with fried brownies

>> No.22677258
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>> No.22677260

Koishi i will find you and stab you with a steak knife

>> No.22677281

>>22662896
flan's power is being cute so they all let her win every now and then

>> No.22677947
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22677947

Koishi, no! 6000 yen!?

>> No.22682193

>>22669641
>why would Koishi order herself
I too would order Koishi. Or myself.

>> No.22682328
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>>22669641
Koishi does whatever the FUCK she wants, got that?

>> No.22684920

>>22658746
I would cum on this idiot's pizza.
Stupid thieving whore.

>> No.22690613

>>22684920
She's just going to order another, with your money of course.

>> No.22695066

>>22682328
Remember kids, smartphones are bad. Always use a telephone with a receiver!

>> No.22699764
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>>22695066
How about Koishi using a telephone with your FACE being a major component?!

>> No.22700317

>>22658746
Cool. I hope she gets one with anchovies and spinach and that she's willing to share.

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>>22700317
>anchovies and spinach
ah, i see you are a man of culture as well

>> No.22704086

Guess I'll just use this thread to proclaim my adoration for Koishi.

>> No.22707905

>>22658746
Hope she has good taste

>> No.22707939
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22707939

I had some pizza with nduja recently, it was very good and I hope Koishi tries it!!

>> No.22710562

>>22704086
Based and shrimp pilled

>> No.22710695
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>>22663123
Why are googly eyes so funny?
This Koish had me creasing just from that expression.

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>>22710695
Please don't laugh at the Koi.

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>>22710695

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>>22712138
She'll just think we're laughing WITH her.

>> No.22717100

>>22716905
that's fucking mean you cock

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>>22716905
Incredibly rude!

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>>22713529
Tickle the Koish.

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>>22658746
Go on ahead.

>> No.22723739 [DELETED] 

>>22658746

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22724331

ywn be satori's well-compensated tard wrangler...

>> No.22725663

>>22724331
https://youtu.be/6vYnas6q3Sg?t=98

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I'll use my credit card to buy her a fishing rod online, too.

>> No.22725795

>>22725714
sexy underwear Koish, not like your sister who wears bearface child panties haha

>> No.22726516 [DELETED] 

>>22658746

>> No.22726655

>>22658746
Is she going to buy diapers too?

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Hartmann's dangerous youkai girl

>> No.22727595

>>22727589
Now that's a great ending.

>> No.22728735

>>22727589
Why are her arms so ripped?

>> No.22728744

>>22725795
Doesn't Koishi usually wear another type of undergarment?

>> No.22729535

>>22728735
she is a youkai

>> No.22729572

>>22728735
Have you seen the macroz on humans? Crazy gains.

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>>22729572
God I wish Koishi would strangle me without even realising what she's doing!

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