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2265574 No.2265574 [Reply] [Original]

Dear /jp/,

I have achieved Satori.

Have you read your SICP today?

Pic related.

>> No.2265581

Penis status: getting hard

>> No.2265584

Fine, you win.
I'm going to read that thing even if I don't know anything about programming

>> No.2265586
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2265586

Is that yours?

>> No.2265593

I think I know what she's about to pull out of there.

>> No.2265603
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>>2265586
They need to make a Parsee one, I'd buy it.

>> No.2265620

I'm wondering if that wet spot on her panties is a part of the print.

>> No.2265621

>>2265586

Yes, Kyon, it is.

Also, I'm going to make you a potentially interesting offer within the next few days on the iichan /t-h/ board.

Look for it soon, if you would be so kind.

>> No.2265625

>>2265574
I don't know anything about programming but just because of this I will try to read some SICP.

Also>>2265603
YES!

>> No.2265631

This is the first time I've wanted a dakimakura ;_;

>> No.2265632

Are there any dakimakura that go along the vein of "very happy sleeping waifu" or anything?

>> No.2265641

>>2265603
If there was a Parsee one I would be VERY jealous of anyone who has one.

>> No.2265643

>>2265620

Part of the print.

>> No.2265672

OP here, should I post the back side? Y/N

Picture isn't as good because I didn't straighten the case out enough, but it's decent.

>> No.2265679

>>2265632
Really, I just want one with Parsee sleeping on one side, and have her eyes open and smiling at me on the other. I have no intention of dry-humping Parsee, I just want to be with her.

>> No.2265682

>>2265621
Looking forward to that, whatever it is...

>> No.2265686

>>2265672
POAST

>> No.2265692
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>>2265679
Me too.

>> No.2265702 [SPOILER] 
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2265702

I'm going to take another pic of this side again some time, I really should've straighted out the case first.

>> No.2265707
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2265707

Also, this.

Someone is going to ask what I do with the extra pillow cases, so I'll answer that before that crops up.

>> No.2265710
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2265710

I do this with the extras.

>> No.2265713

>>2265702
well censored pussy.

>> No.2265712

>>2265707
I wish I could be your best friend ever in real life.

>> No.2265714
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2265714

Relevant

Back (NSFW): http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=2274413

>> No.2265722

>>2265714
http://danbooru.donmai.us/post/show/411180/barefoot-blush-breasts-dakimakura-dress-feet-komei

>> No.2265723

>>2265713
The vagina was actually censored on the pillow case itself, yup. I don't mind, though. I actually found it somewhat funny, and I feel it has a certain charm.

>> No.2265754
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2265754

So how does it feel to wake up with Satori at your side, Anonymous? Pretty well I presume.

>> No.2265766

>>2265679
I don't think that buying a pillow is a way to achive your goal.

>> No.2265777

>>2265754

I don't know yet, Kyon. She just came today, and I haven't slept with her yet.

The fabric is different from my other three dakimakura, though. Satori's fabric is stretchy and elastic, and soft as well. The others are soft, but do not stretch at all.

>> No.2265781
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2265781

Jealous...

jealous...

jealous...

I'M SO JEALOUS!

>> No.2265795

This irritates me slightly as I don't live alone.

I'm not sad enough to unleash my powerlevel, so i'll just have to mope about and pretend i'm normal until I bother getting a decent job.

>> No.2265801

>>2265795
Or you could just go back to /a/.

>> No.2265806

>>2265801
>hey, /jp/, look! I'm one of the cool kids now

>> No.2265816

>>2265801
Am I not cool enough to be a part of your group?

Will you accept me if I buy a dakimakura?

>> No.2265819

Too bad you need to be dead to achieve satori. Also be rid of any flesh desires.

>> No.2265821

OP here.

>>2265795

I don't live alone.

>> No.2265828

>>2265816
I always thought you were cool, Anon-kun...

>> No.2265824
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2265824

>>2265777
Elastic moe~

>> No.2265822

>>2265795
>>2265801
>>2265806
This is a jealous thread not a 'lolimanormalfag hurr gb2/a/ noramlfag derp' thread.

>> No.2265843

>>2265819
My love for my 2D waifu is clearly Platonic.

>> No.2265850

>>2265821
I really wish I could be your best friend ever.

>> No.2265857

>>2265795
I live with my mother, and I have a Tama-nee dakimakura case hanging behind my door. I admit it isn't particularly explicit though.

>> No.2265865

>>2265819
That's wrong.

>> No.2266033
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2266033

>>2265821

>> No.2266045

I lost my SICP
Can i has another one?

>> No.2266148

The bulge in OP's dakimakura seems a tad bit big...

>> No.2266227
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2266227

Yeah, it's incredible waking up with your waifu in your arms isn't it?

I don't live alone either.

>> No.2266234

>>2266045
MIT's website, online view, pdf.

>> No.2266245

>>2266234
MIT? Sorry, can you spell it?

>> No.2266261

>>2265707
I still say this is cheating.

>> No.2266280

>>2266227
>>2265821
There's some disgusting joke where you guys live with people, and yet still want the company of your 2-D waifu, so you buy dakimakura...

...and I live by myself, and I'd like the company of my 2-D waifu, but I keep myself from buying dakimakura due to monetary reasons. It's like I'm double ronery.

>> No.2266292
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2266292

Living with parents and owning a dakimakura thread?

>> No.2266314

what do you people's roomates think about your pillows?

when there are parties at your apartment do you take your pillow to mingle with the crowd?

>> No.2266367

comes with pillow
>http://www.w-canvas.com/shopping/doujins.cgi?sec=show_explain&key=29249

just the pillowcase
>http://www.w-canvas.com/shopping/doujins.cgi?sec=show_explain&key=29090

>> No.2266371
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>>2266314

More like my parents.

They don't seem to care, but who knows how they really feel.

Also, the backside.

>> No.2266372

>>2266314
>what do you people's roomates think about your pillows?
My parents only know it exists, they don't ever see it out, and when they do, it's being washed(I wash the same amount as my normal pillow covers)

>> No.2266379

OP here.

>>2266292

Sounds good to me.

I live with my mom and dad, they've both seen the adult sides of my dakimakura and have no problems with it. My mom actually says the Fate side of the Fate/Nanoha dakimakura I have is her favorite.

They also know about my figure collection (and have favorite figs), my H doujinshi collection, and that I sell H doujinshi on eBay (and approve of it since I am jobless).

>> No.2266384

>>2266379
I want to be you.

>> No.2266425

>>2266372

How do you wash yours? Hand wash?

>> No.2266437

>>2266379

The Sanyafag here.

My dad is similar, except for the whole H doujinshi thing.

He insisted that he see my meido Rin without the skirt.

>> No.2266449

>>2266292
Do they know about your dakimakura?

I have my own Yuno cover, but not a pillow. I can't let my parents know this about me, I feel ashamed.

>> No.2266451

>>2266379
My parents have seen my Yuno one, but they haven't seen my ero Rei one. My mother likes my figures though, especially Shinku. Letting them know about your doujins though? Too far, bro. Too far.

>> No.2266462
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2266462

It's fun.

>> No.2266470

So you people's parents are actually understanding? I've had the old NewtypeUSA centerfolds on my walls since i was like in middleschool and thought it was cool and my mom was kinda pissed that I was putting 'cartoon porn' on the walls in her house.

My dad never speaks about it but I'm pretty sure he was all SON I AM DISAPPOINT

He did get me a Bakugan calandar for this recent Christmas. I'm 22 and havn't changed my posters in like 6 years but he got it for me because it 'looked like that shit you have on your walls'.

Bakugan is for 8 year olds but it had a decent blue-haired loli on one of the months so i hung it up to make my dad happy.

>> No.2266508

>>2266425
I'm also curious about this, mine are starting to smell a bit...

>> No.2266540

>>2266379
>>2266437
I wish my dad was cool like yours. Maybe if my dad wasn't a good-for-nothing alcoholic, I wouldn't dislike/generally be uncomfortable around men like I do now.

>> No.2266622

>>2266367
how does a westerner order from this site? do I just email them??

>> No.2266627

>>2266622

Deputy service.

>> No.2266744

>>2266425
bump for answer

>> No.2267047
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>>2266540
My dad is like yours, except with weed, and I'm a guy. Yet another fine justification for wishing to be the little girl.

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2267237

>>this entire thread

>> No.2267311

I have 3 dakimakura and live with my parents, but they still have hope in me so I can't bring myself to show them the non-safe sides. They approve of my figure collection, though. My mother likes Eureka.

>> No.2267318

>>2266227
Can we still buy this and where?

>> No.2267394

>>2267318

http://www.1999.co.jp/eng/10081864

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