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[Anonymous No.]

Can we have a touhou copypasta thread because there are some one that i can't find. just bump what you have here

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>>22613717
theres that one about Sanae being a slut and that entire EAZY-E thread but I doubt that counts as copypasta.

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i can somewhat shamefully say that chen has taken over my entire consciousness and life
everyday i constantly think of myself lovingly interacting with a romanticized version of her, hugs sleepycuddles happy picnic in the park etc etc etc, i almost always feel overwhelmingly disgusted with my impurity in comparison to her, i self flaggelate to make me better but it will never be enough. the one time i felt sexually attracted to her i ended up masturbating to her, after realizing what i had done i ended up vomiting all over myself and holding a knife to my penis.
i can't stand to look at bkub related things anymore because it reminds me of all people that defile her by association, and yet i also seek out the most depraved sick filth i can find that features her, as a sort of self punishment i guess.
i have no source of income, so last christmas i subtly asked my family for an overpriced 80$~ chen plush doll, christmas day unfortunately involved showing my family what i got, they all laughed and mocked me for how weird and creepy it was, as soon as it was over i took off my awkward artificial visage and ran to my room and sobbed for hours
im probably going to kill myself to be with chen within the next 2 years

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I'd just like to interject for a moment. What you’re referring to as a Ran, is in fact, Shiki/Ran, or as I’ve recently taken to calling it, Ran plus Shiki. Ran is not a beast youkai unto itself, but rather another free component of a fully functioning Kitsune system made useful by the shikigami connection, hyperintelligence and vital youkai components comprising a full shiki as defined by Yukari.
Many shikigami users run a modified version of the Ran system every day, without realizing it. Through a peculiar turn of events, the version of shikigami which is widely used today is often called “Ran”, and many of its users are not aware that it is basically the Ran system, developed by the Boundary Project. There really is a Kitsune, and these people are using it, but it is just a part of the system they use.
Ran is the kernel: the will in the beast youkai that allocates the youkai's resources to its master that it has accepted. The kernel is an essential part of a shiki, but useless by itself; it can only function in the context of a powerful enough master. The Kitsune is normally used in combination with the Ran shikigami connection: the beast youkai is basically Kitsune with Ran added, or Shiki/Ran. All the so-called “Ran”-type shikigamis are really shikigamis of Shiki/Ran.

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Holy fucking shit. I want to bang the loli rabbit from Touhou 8 so goddamn bad. I can't stand it anymore. Every time I reach stage 5 I get a massive erection. I've seen literally every rule 34 post there is of her online. My dreams are nothing but constant fucking sex with Tewi. I'm sick of waking up every morning with six nuts in my boxers and knowing that those are nuts that should've been busted inside of Tewi’s tight rabbit pussy. I want her to have my youkai human/rabbit babies.

Fuck, my fucking mom caught me with the neighbors daughter. I'd dressed her in my sister's pink dress and rabbit ears and went to fucking town. She hasn't said a word to me in 10 hours and I'm worried she's gonna take away my PC and phone. I might not ever get to see Tewi again.

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was minding my own business and reading posts about the lore of touhou when 2 horny retards with 1 inch micropenis appeared before me with their erect chapstick dicks

then they started fapping furiously on their keyboards about fictional characters that would instantly reject them and they would not have the balls to talk to in the first place

love how these degenerates that cant even get laid with a 1/10 sjw feminist that has a revolving door vagina IRL think they can fuck goddesses in anime/games lol k sure thing bro

idk yet

I have pretty much spent the past several months repeatedly encountering these horny little fuckers with multiple zettabytes of porn that do nothing but make sex jokes/rape jokes/innuendos

it feels like no matter what I do I run into some stupid shit where some kid starts jacking off

was into powerscaling/vs battles really hardcore recently but rage quit 2-3 weeks ago

every single fucking thread turns into some dude jerking off to some weird rape fantasy just because someone mentioned or posted a damn female character fighting/beating his weak ass husbando

[Anonymous No.]

“Tenshi Eating a Corndog” is a much discussed concept on /jp/. The significance of it is disputed, so I will focus on one core concept: the symbolism behind it. But first we must identify and explore the key components of it.
Hinanawi Tenshi is a human child that has ascended to become a celestial being. In Hinduism, she would be called a Siddha or a Deva. In Chinese, it would be refered to as a Tian Xian, or heavenly immortal. In Japanese, it would be using the same kanji characters as in Chinese, being called a Tennin. She is also refered to as an angel, although the role of a heavenly messenger is better suited to her companion Nagae Iku. Regardless of which Oriental cosmology she claims the greatest influence from, Hinanawi Tenshi in Touhou: Scarlet Weather Rhapsody is presented as a roving celestial being that decides to cause mayhem out of childish boredom.

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A corndog on the other hand is simply a sausage coated in a thick layer of cornmeal batter on a stick. It is considered a quintessential part of the American diet, being a cheap combination between convenience and an arguably delicious meal of protein and carbohydrates. It is not a new concept by any means, but it is something that is also unmistakably modern and mundane.
Thus this is why “Tenshi Eating a Corndog” is so intriguing. Why exactly is a celestial being consuming a corndog, despite having access to the Jade Wine Waterfalls and Immortal Peach Orchards of Heaven? The earthly and celestial is contrasted in an oustanding way.

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Consider this: A pack of wild Touhous.

Elegant, flying Youkais nearing your human home. Trampling your human lawn. Having a tea party with your human daughter.

And you can't do shit since they're youkais. Reimu grabs your wife and fucks her with her miko stick.

The Touhous finally dominate your household. They watch graceful spellcard fights in the sky and you are forced to be their sex slave.

Such is the downfall of Human.

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Take a look at the blue sky in the background and the color of her hair. In the Swami Vivekananda, the concept of infinity is considered blue. Take the air and water, for within the space of our hands, it is colorless, but in a vast quantity it is blue. Tenshi is shown to represent infinity, as she to is of the sky. As to the corndog to her, the Route 66 sign is to the sky. What of the tiny stretch of road to the vastness of the heavens? But without that land, the heavens would not be.

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So as it is, you see the Heavenly consume the Earthly. Not out of pleasure, as we can see from her expression, but of necessity to understand the realm she observes from up high. But we see it as something of joy, for we too know that the divine are as of us. This is perhaps a commentary of the immaturity of Tenshi Hinanwi, who still has a physical body unlike truly enlightened beings. But it could also be a commentary of the unwilligness of humans to see gods (at least the important ones) as anything but in their image and why the gods so often take human form. This is represented even in the game afterwards, Hisoutensoku (Unpercieving of Natural Law). Unlike its predecessor, Gakutensoku (Learning of Natural Law), Hisoutensoku is considered blind to it, as it from a land without logic. In the utter contrast of “Tenshi Eating a Corndog”, we see through the eyes of Hisoutensoku.
This is the true symbolism behind “Tenshi Eating a Corndog”: That our perception is constrained by the laws that invisibly govern over us. Pierce the veil of illusion, and see why the mustard intertwines with the ketchup.

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Did someone have that one were yuuka bully alice?