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>>22611948I really, REALLY like this image.
Feet Sign "495 Years Without a Single Wash"
>>22611960I will clean them myself.
>>22611960oh no. My poor lungs have been infected by 5 century unwashed vampire girl feet. No I have to breathe feet tainted flan air forever.
>>22611960>>22612907At least she doesn't wet herself like her "big" sister.
>>22612930I huffed flan's feet and now her smelly feet germs are growing in my lungs and my breath smells like her feet.She forced me to sniff :(
>>22612949what a stink
Dear God which one of you let Flan take her socks off? My lungs are basically a liquid paste now.
>>22612965that's too bad breathe it all in dumb m*rtal
>>22612954>>22612970Cute Flan in a cute outfit
>>22613014it's not her fault her feet are poisonously smelly! She goes barefoot in remi's garden and all the cute flowers shrivel up!
>>22612970They ought to start bottling perfumes of different scents of the SDM residents. Perfumes smelling like Flan feet, Sakuya's vagina, Pache socks, Koakuma kunny, Meiling sweat or Remi's used you-know-what would surely fetch high prices!
Which Scarlet sister can out-foot-smell the other? We all know Remi clearly wins in the Pichuuns-filling department since Flan is a big girl and controls her bodily functions, but whose feet are the smellier? Both of them have gone a similar number of centuries without a wash.
>>22613034Imagine drinking wine made with smelly 500 year unwashed vampire girlfeet.>>22613036Remi is smellier. She knows her feet stink and uses them to bulli mortal lungs. She airs them out in their wheat fields so the plants rot and die instantly.
>>22613034How will they stop the smell of Sakuya's disaster of a vagina eating through any container they try to put it in?
>>22613074Just store the bottle in a smell proof container system that is actively ventilated to stop it from permeating through that as well. Or just use the same material as the one used to make the condoms that make having sex with Sanae safe without a risk of getting an STD.
SNIFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFoh no it burns so much
>>22613214Flan is so cute!
>>22613225don't forget to breathe~
>>22613241Long hair Flan is a miracle of the universe.
>>22613251big feet girls are cute.do you think flan's feet are big?
HRRRRNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGFLAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHRHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHGHGHGHGHGGHGHG AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA FUCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKK STOPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPLEASE I BEG YOU AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAFLANNY NOOOOOOOOOOOO I CAN'!T TAKE IT NO MORE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHHAH
>>22613255Bigger than her sister's at least. Remi just can't compete.
>>22613263my feet are that smelly?>>22613267bigger feet = more smell. I wish flan would kill all my cute flowers with her feet smell.
>>22613273My Queen... you lovely sent is stronger then ammonia... I insist on if you would kindly keep spreading it, my nose might be in pain but my cock is in 7th haven
>>22613280i will take off my socks in ur garden later and all the plants will wilt from my lovely smell.
>>22613288My Lady, the idea sounds great yet there is one problem, I live in a commie block, so I have no garden... also for the smell my dick would explode and my balls would implode, none the less, it would be great if possoble.
>>22613307thats fine i will still find cute flowers to pollute with feet smell.
>>22613312As you wish my lady.For the rest, Flandere truly can destroy everything
>>22613333this thread gave me feet induced pneumonia because of flan airing her feet out.
>>22613341Brother, if I really think of it, any contract with flan or any other 2hu would make me cum in seconds.But feet are feet.
>>22613376now my breath will smell like girlfeet because of dumb flan
>>22613381Inhaling asbestos would probably burn my nose less.
>>22613385yep :(now i will carry flan's feet scent in my lungs forever. At least i can spread it to others by breathing on them.
>>22613394That will be pretty weird, like, imagine talking to one random guy. He starts talking slowly and then he will cum in his pants with yelling "RNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG AHHHHHH"
>>22613547but you forgot that flan feet scent is dangerous to breathe!
>>22613552flan stink=instant cumflan stink + (You) -> some guy flan stink -> some guy = insta cum
>>22613618no flan don't bite that!
>>22613713this thread is forever smelly now
>>22613722Just imagine flan rubbing your cheeks with her feet
>>22613744make sure to take deep breaths~
>>22613747flan is pure sex material
>>22613755and pure smelly
>>22613747>>22613761(sound of lungs slowly dissolving)Why does Flan do this to mortals like me who haven't done anything to her?
>>22613771death is sweet relief of death.
>>22613771aw come on its not that bad.
Bathing with FlanWashing her body with the rarest of soaps ever foundCleaning her feet once and for allSnuggling with Flan after bathing, in bed, under soft blanket, hearing her breathe and both heatbeats from you and her.
nice and cute flan
>>22614295>orange eyesI do not think this is FlanAre you lying to me anon
>>22614586shit you're right, thread ruinedmods please delete
Banish this kuso thread to /d/ mods.
>>22614605>>22614586well it looks like a deep orange to me
>>22614295Flan is too much of a sadist to ever wear shoes around mortals.
>>22616209good thing i am immune
Play Venus Blood Flan bros!