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Why is Alice so cute?

>> No.22504396

>>22504378
Because she was made for making babies

>> No.22504397
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22504397

She's a friendly girl that can help you with tailoring and is always free for some small talk. That and her dolls are cute!

>> No.22504633
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Alice has 1 friend.

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>>22504633
I wish I had that may friends.

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>>22504378
Because she has a cute wife

>> No.22505661

>>22505455
*friend

>> No.22505869
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>>22504378
Genes

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>>22505661
Shut up Reimu, they are married

>> No.22506063

>>22504633
too many desu

>> No.22506090
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>>22506063
too many girlfriends desu

>> No.22506104

>>22506090
Alice, having sex with dolls that look almost identical to your friends is weird

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>>22506104
>having sex with dolls that look almost identical to your friends
Cute headcanon

>> No.22507187

>>22504378
Because she is well self-aware on how cute, smart, and beautiful she is. Therefore becoming more cute than the average 2hu.

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>>22507187
Get off the computer, Alice.

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>>22504396
I want to unload into Alice repeatedly until my balls ache

>> No.22508516

>>22504397
God I wish Alice would dress me up in clothes that she made herself.

>> No.22508518

>>22508477
>>22504396
Alice would be a rubbish mom. She'd probably stuff them with gunpowder and throw them at Reimu.

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>>22508518
that's exactly what i'm looking for in my future wife

>> No.22508981

>>22508477
Alice was made for perpetual pregnancy
That belly just proves it

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>>22508516
It would be Alice's pleasure! Maybe this could lead to the beginninf of a clothing company! Alice & Anon Co.!

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>>22504396
>>22508981
>Made for been pregnant
Indeed

>> No.22516090

>>22511726
she clearly has a mother complex with her dolls, it only makes sense

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>>22504378
Mexican Alice!

>> No.22518889

>>22516154
Cursed artist but those bare shoulders crave for some licking, unironically speaking.

>> No.22522734

>>22507329
You say that because it’s true

>> No.22522740

>>22516154
>>22518889
Both of you should die

>> No.22522821
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22522821

Nigamon Alice is the cutest Alice

>> No.22522925
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>>22522821
Culter's Alice is the best.

>> No.22522963

>>22522821
>>22522925
every alice is the best alice

>> No.22523027

>>22522963
'sup Shinki

>> No.22523179

>>22523027
im marisa

>> No.22523788

>>22509176
>hibiscus in hair
>tropical beach
Reminds me of Marin from Link's Awakening.

>> No.22523978

>>22522821
That Alice is so huggable.

>> No.22527219

>>22523978
Hug and fug

>> No.22527232

Alice has a hard life. Her mom kicked her out, her only friend is a thief, Reimu doesn't remember who the fuck she is even though they've fought multiple times, and she wets the bed.

>> No.22533972

>>22527232
Reading this, it makes me wants to take care of her, especially the she wets the bed part.

>> No.22541286 [DELETED] 

>>22504378

>> No.22546346

>>22504378

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>>22527232
Many people hate Alice, but not her mother, fuck you

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>>22552217
Language!

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>>22552222
Sorry shinki! Thanks for being the only person in the universe who cares about alice

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>>22552330
Cares!? How many times has she visited Alice this year? HUH?!

>> No.22552520

>>22552405
Being bitter and ungrateful is why Alice doesn't have a boyfriend.

>> No.22552727

>>22552520
The fact that she is a lesbian also doesn't help

>> No.22553102

>>22552727
It's just a phase, she'll soon grow out of it.

>> No.22553186

>>22553102
She actually grew out of the straight phase, now she is in the alpha dyke phase

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>>22553186
>alpha dyke phase
More like 'spends the day fantasizing about making love to Marisa but doesn't have the courage to confess' phase.

>> No.22554498

>>22552727
Or that she wets her bed. Who'd want to share a bed with her if it meant waking up covered in her piss?

>> No.22554642

>>22554498
Me

>> No.22554879

Alice is truly for bullying but also for taking care of her, isn't she?

>> No.22556536
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>>22554879
Of course. Bully her until she breaks into tears, then comfort her until she falls asleep in your arms.

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>>22552405
Is not her fault! Reimu destroyed the bridge between gensokyo and the makai and now Alice can't go back to home, she's stuck in gensokyo completely alone, shinki can't even communicate with her.

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>>22558143
Now that's just sad. Alice must be absolutely devastated knowing that there's no way she can actually send a gift to Shinki on Mother's day.

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>>22558183
none else knows how depressing is alice's life, she will never see her mother again

>> No.22559303

>>22558659
People's mothers being dead is a regular occurance
A great many understand the issue well

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>>22556536
How about I hug her until she falls asleep in my arms without making her cry first?

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>>22558143
>>22558183
She could just purchase a one way ticket to Hokkai from the captain who runs the Gensokyo-Makai cruiseline.

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Puppetos

>> No.22564940

>>22560287
i wanna have clothes made by those two!

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>>22560287
Mayumi is lucky for having a mom, eh.
Since I'm pretty sure Alice didn't mind doing such good actions without seeking any money whatsoever.
Rather, the greatest reward here for Alice is seeing how happy a mom is by looking at her own piece of herself, which is her beautiful daughter that she has raised all this time by herself, and herself only.

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>>22566644
Hmm.
Now that I am thinking about it, are some momhus like Keiki single moms?
Either way, it doesn't matter since the greatest sight a mom can see is literally seeing her own daughter turning out similar to her in terms of both looks and personality, which is really nice and heartwarming to see such bonding to be honest.

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>>22566644
Alice was so much more cheerful when she was younger. Compare this little Alice being so happy to give her mom flowers and to that. What happened?

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>>22569677
Literal mommy issues, maybe.
Since I keep questioning why does she love Mari so much and unironically has a deep desire for being loved by her, yet she is goof t restraining herself.

>> No.22571782

>>22571775
>goof t restraining herself.
good at restraining herself.

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>>22571775
She's waiting for the right moment to strike.

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Alice is delighted to hear that you like her!

>> No.22580698

>>22578868
Of course I like her. She's my wife after all!

>> No.22581006

>>22580698
Your wife is my daughter-in-law, dude.

>> No.22581073

>>22580698
Your wife is my long-distant cousin, dude.

>> No.22586234

>>22581006
>>22581073
Let's arrange a family orgy, shall we?

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>>22586234
Alright, we should continue keeping the Margatroid family line pure then.

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>>22553225
>>22553186
In the MariAli relationship, who's the catcher and who's the pitcher?

>> No.22586952

>>22586917
I have no idea what those mean in this context, but Alice is clearly the submissive one.

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Alice-chan...

>> No.22592198

>>22591780
Made for procreation

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>>22591780
Such a cute dork.

>> No.22596103 [DELETED] 

>>22592207

>> No.22600069

>>22592198
>you will never bury your dick so far up that ass

>> No.22605096

>>22504378
Alice was born to be cute. And a loner.

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>>22592207
>>22591780
Alice would eat the food Shinki made for her in the school bathroom!

>> No.22612235

>>22504378
Imagine an Ultimate Alice.
The very peak of her magical abilities. That sounds scary. She might force Marisa to marry her!

>> No.22612600

>>22612235
Good

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>> No.22613448

>>22612235
She will force every single female in Gensokyo to marry her, Marisa is not enough

>> No.22615481

>>22606403
No anon, that's sumi

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