The second leftmost on the /JP/antheon, 「aitor」is the Trickster God of Festivities. Her name used to be capitalized, but has been condemned to the lowercase abyss of de'JayTee after forgetting the owner of her recitations.
aitor's cult is primarily idolized by idle idolatrists, who buy amulets crafted of the finest CD Singles and prepare sacrificial imagedumps to ward off her presence. However, it is said that those who ruthlessly insult other idols, or fail to do so ruthlessly enough, will invite her presence regardless. This is the case for >>22497471, as we see this devout devotee, Opie, successfully ward off the most heinous of aitor's machinations, the
「Cursed Conjugality of Star-Crossed Suitors 」:
>When Approaching One and Half Score
>While Preparing The Conjugal More
>If So and So Solicits
>In Contrariwise Digits
>You Must Always Deplore with Furor
-The Book of SAGE Posters
While this request for a wedding invitation may seem benign, we can see the post number is >>22497422, which ends with its starting digits flipped.
If Opie hadn't called out aitor, there could have been the very real risk that his upcoming marriage would have turned out to be nothing more than the delusional, ineffectual roleplay of a dungeon dweller.
But now, his matrimony will surely materialize!