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Anonymous Sat Mar 14 14:14:28 2009 No.2246476 [Reply] [Original]

I woke up in the middle of the night...and this is what gazed at me....pure horror.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 14 14:16:28 2009 No.2246482 At least it wasn't Lain in an elf suit.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 14 14:16:28 2009 No.2246486 I wish lolis would watch me sleep at night, then I would invite them in my bed and we would cuddle ;_;

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 14 14:17:28 2009 No.2246491 >>2246482 What.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 14 14:18:28 2009 No.2246493 >>2246482 You are sick. >>2246486 I like the way you think

Anonymous Sat Mar 14 14:18:28 2009 No.2246498

You wake up in that half dream half awake phase sort of confused. Something sounds like it's scratching at the door. You look at the clock, it's 3:00 am. "Great" you think to yourself. You hear the scratching again. Must be the cat wanting to be let in. You get out of bed and start walking to the door.The scratching keeps getting louder, but you're frozen in place.

You don't have a cat.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 14 14:18:28 2009 No.2246501 You too? FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 14 14:20:28 2009 No.2246508 File: 6 KB, 197x189, lain_alien1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>2246491 >>2246493

Anonymous Sat Mar 14 14:22:28 2009 No.2246525

The worst thing I've done after waking up in the middle of the night is break a door down. I went to the bathroom and for some reason the door wouldn't open, so I kept pushing harder and harder until it broke inwards and flew off the hinges.

The next morning I remembered that door had to be pulled open.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 14 14:23:28 2009 No.2246535 >>2246525 And then a skeleton popped out, right?

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 14 14:23:28 2009 No.2246536 >>2246508 I'd prefer she watch me masturbate. To her.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 14 14:25:28 2009 No.2246546 >>2246498 If I don't have a cat why would I think "Great, the cat needs to be let in again"?

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 14 14:27:28 2009 No.2246567 >>2246498 THEN WHO WAS SCRATCH?!

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 14 14:28:28 2009 No.2246573 >>2246546 Because you're a dumbshit

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 14 14:30:28 2009 No.2246585 File: 50 KB, 400x600, 「nikomaru」のイラスト - 「夜道でばったり」 - きれいですよ、うん。こんばんわ・・・じゃない！らくがきポマードォォォ！！！口裂け女死亡フラグ _431669.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] わたし、きれい?

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 14 14:31:28 2009 No.2246590 >>2246573 being a dumbshit caused by that half dream half awake sort of phase where you just dreamt you have a cat...?

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 14 14:36:28 2009 No.2246610 >>2246590 Yes.

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