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/jp/
post your PENIS size.
BUT LISTEN TO THIS:
dont lie about your PENIS size, it's the internet no one actually knows who the fuck you are so why lie to make yourself feel better when you lie about it. just be honest who cares if its small(All Japs have small dicks, isnt that why you're weaboos in the first place?).

6.5"
5.1" Girth.

>> No.2244795

2/10, not subtle at all.
Welp, back to /b/ with you, then!

>> No.2244801

>>2244790
1/10

>> No.2244808

6 inches

>> No.2244813

8.5"
5.5"
Pearly papules but a straight runner

>> No.2244814

5"

>> No.2244821
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>> No.2244826

>>2244795
>>2244801
Way to think he trying to troll.
Fucking cancer.

>> No.2244834

>>2244826
>cancer
look at his picture,
read his post again,
and then look where you are now.

>> No.2244835

>>2244826
>All Japs have small dicks, isnt that why you're weaboos in the first place?

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>>2244826
5/10 for subtlety

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>>2244834
>>2244835

>> No.2244843

16-16.5 cm I think.

>> No.2244853

I have one of those fancy models that's nice and small when flaccid but becomes huge when erect. My point is that I need you people to post some loli.

>> No.2244873

>>2244853
jp/
post your PENIS size.
BUT LISTEN TO THIS:
dont lie about your PENIS size, it's the internet no one actually knows who the fuck you are so why lie to make yourself feel better when you lie about it. just be honest who cares if its small(All lolis have small vaginas, isnt that why you're pedos in the first place?).

>> No.2244879

>>2244873
For some reason, this version isn't nearly as insulting.

>> No.2244889

>>2244873
>>2244879
Because its more true?

>> No.2244902

>>2244873
You think I'm happy with a large dick!? Christ, I don't want to scar up the insides of a little girl with my bulging rod from the heavens, but I can't love the healthy.
8.5" isn't good, it's almost murder to small girls, and you can cause vomiting with anal with this thing. I want a nice small japanese penis so I can pleasure little girls, but I was endowed with a diving rod.
Fuck you dad, fuck you and your enormous coconut balls.

>> No.2244926

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>> No.2244927

>penis size topic
go back to /b/
>Troll Rating
get your ass back to /a/

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>>2244902
Don't worry, just think how awesome it will be when she uses two hands to grab on to your penis and then start licking it all over with her tiny mouth.

>> No.2244948

>guy bragging about his penis size on the internet
lol

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