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Where are the frogs, Hakurei?! Where are the frogs?!

I want those frogs, Hakurei! WHERE ARE THE FUCKING FROGS?!

>> No.2241595
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Who is this person and why are they dressed as Cirno?

I want answers.

>> No.2241601

they up mah butt xD

>> No.2241602

STOP THAT KERNO

>> No.2241606

>>2241585
I just notice that Reimou body is stick figure, while Kirno is normal.

>> No.2241610
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Whatever, >>2241585, just hear me out, okay? It's not really related to this thread, but hear me out anyways.
I went to Yoshinoya the other day. Yeah, you heard me, Yoshinoya.
Well, the place was crammed full of people and I couldn't find a seat.
So I look around and there's some stupid banner announcing "150 YEN OFF!"
What the hell are they thinking?
Don't come to Yoshinoya for the sake of 150 yen, you idiots.
One freaking fifty, for crying out loud...
There's even a whole family over there. All out for some Yoshinoya, huh? Fucking great.
"Okay, Daddy's gonna order the extra-large!" God, it's pathetic.
I'll give you 150 yen to get out of that damn seat.
Yoshinoya should be a brutal place.
The tense atmosphere, where the guy on the other side of the U-shaped table would start a fight soon as look at ya.
That stab-or-be-stabbed mentality, that's what's great about this place.
Women and children can bugger off home.
Anyways, I was finally about to start eating, and then the bastard beside me goes "extra-large, with extra sauce"
...who in the world orders extra sauce nowadays, you moron?
I want to ask him, "do you REALLY want to eat it with extra sauce?"
I'd interrogate him for a goddamn hour if that's what it takes.
Are you sure you didn't just want to try saying "extra sauce"?
Coming from a Yoshinoya veteran like me, the latest trend is this: extra green onion.
That's right, extra green onion. And an egg. That's how the pros eat.
Extra green onion means you get a little less beef, and a lot more onion. It's a bit more expensive, I'll grant you.
But then, it's delicious. This is unbeatable.
However, if you order this then you'll stick out, and next time the employees might recognize you and add you to their list.
The inexperienced need not apply.
Anyway, I guess what I'm trying to say... is that you, >>2241585, should just stick with today's special.

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>>2241606

There's nothing normal about that Cirno impostor. We all know Cirno is too sweet and harmless to engage in mafioso-like activity like this.

>> No.2241613
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haaaaa...! It's... haaa... It's down there somewhere... Let me take another look.

>> No.2241625
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2241625

Don't. FUCK. WITH CIRNO!

>> No.2241632

>>2241585
>>2241613
>>2241625
I must applaud thy efforts, Anon.

You're making me laugh a lot.

>> No.2241635

>>2241625
GRAZE THAT TOILET BITCH

god I'm so hard right now

>> No.2241641

>>2241625
In comic, at times like this a third person will enter the scene and explain the reason why Swirno torture Reimou.

Daiyousei, Letty, Marisa..

>> No.2241647
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2241647

Your Suika owns frogs to Cirno. That means HAKUREI owns frogs to Cirno!

Now I will show YOU what it means to not return things that belong to Cirno!

>> No.2241655

>>2241612

Sweet? Harmless? Wouldn't say so, but this... this is a bit surreal. It's got a weird dreamlike quality to it.

Think it may be time to deploy the cat.

>> No.2241661

There's only one Reimu so how are you going to finish off the Lebowski joke?

Oh wait you can't.

>> No.2241666
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YOU STUPID CRAZY BITCH! I'm not even Hakurei! SEE?!

I'm EFG. EPIC. FAIL. GUY.

>> No.2241669

>>2241666
AHAAA !! I KNOW IT !!!

>> No.2241671
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>>2241655

Don't get me wrong, I don't mind seeing Reimu get her head shoved in a toilet bowl, but this is blatantly out of character for Cirno, especially the Cirno who we know is -deathly afraid- of Reimu.

It's probably actually Suwako.

>> No.2241677

>>2241666

>666

Wow, that's a nice get.

>> No.2241683
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2241683

Wait, what are you... d-do...

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>>2241666
sugoi aniki

>> No.2241685
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...

>> No.2241687

>>2241677
>get

"get" the fuck back to /b/ you piece of trash

whoever gave you a computer ought to be in jail

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Oh come on, n-not on /jp/'s... rug...

>> No.2241693

>>2241685
RUN FOR YOUR MISERABLE FAILURE OF A LIFE EFG

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>> No.2241701
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>>2241687

Don't talk about your mother like that.

>> No.2241705
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2241705

Take it easy!

>> No.2241713

AND THAT'S HOW EFG BECOME A LONELY PEDOPHILE.

THE END.

>> No.2241716

>>2241701
A waste of sperm like yourself will never be anyone's parent. Let alone mother you gender-identity-disorder suffering person.

>> No.2241719

Well that sucked.

>> No.2241723

>>2241701

Are you female?

>> No.2241725

Epic WIn!

Archive this shite!

>> No.2241726

Dan Kim is better.

>> No.2241731
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>>2241716

Of course I'm not your parent, thank the Gods. The disappointment is a burden for someone else instead.

>> No.2241736

Okay this is seriously getting good.

>> No.2241741

>>2241731
The time you waste praising the Gods should be better spent washing those hands and mouth before typing or talking about someone else, lest the grease and dirt slip through.

>> No.2241742

>>2241695
Enjoy your frozen genitals!

>> No.2241749

EPPPPPIC WIN!!!

>> No.2241748
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>>2241731

...Hey, Arc...get back into the kitchen and fix me another sandwich. Now.

>> No.2241743

Wait, what happened to let /b/ into /jp/? Did the Alice roleplayer talk? Did Athens make a thread on /b/?

>> No.2241745

>>2241677
Not only that, but 22 is the product of the only even prime and the first palindromic prime, and 41 is the prime such that $N_0=41$, $N_i=N_{i-1}+2^i 1 \leq i \leq 41$ forms the longest sequence of primes so formed.

>> No.2241759

Is this it? What did Cirno do on /jp/'s rug?

>> No.2241760

>>2241695
ARE YOU GOING TO FINISH IT OR NOT FAGGOT

>> No.2241764
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>>2241748

We don't have any food left.

Your friends over there insist on eating everything and calling me a /b/tard when I try to get them to stop. I've been completely unable to get anything in the house without Anons eating it all.

>>2241741

Why are you so angry? Were you molested as a small child?

>> No.2241769

oh lawd guys grats so funny I'm almost fell from my chair xD xD

can't stop laughing here

I'm out of air o_O

seriosuly archive this because it's too epic

EPIC WIN!!!!!!!!!!!111

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>>2241764
>We don't have any food left.

>> No.2241776 [DELETED] 

WHATA FUCK MAN xD i just fall of my chair kuz i couldnt and i CANT stop laugh xDXDXDXDXDDDDDDDDDDDDDXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD OMGOSH DDDDDXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD DDDDDD LOOOOOOOOOLLLLL THIS IS A SHIT XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDXDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD A BIG ONE XDDDDDDDD A GRAT ONE XXXXXXDDDD CONGRATS MAN XD

>> No.2241773

>>2241764
What a pitiful attempt at a comeback. Alas it's the best that can be expected of one such as yourself.

Angry? Preposterous, you'd best get those eyeballs cleaned after you're done role-playing.

>> No.2241784

>>2241776
Never gets old.

>> No.2241786

EPIC LULZ xD

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>>2241773

Do you have any familial issues you'd like to talk about? From the tone of your posts, it sounds as though your father abused you when you were young.

Quite a few survivors of domestic abuse hide their fear and confusion with anger. You are safe here. There is no need to be afraid.

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>>2241764

...time to use the emergency rations then.

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>>2241796

>> No.2241804

>>2241771

Nothing a painkiller and duct tape can't fix.

>> No.2241808

>>2241804
>painkiller

She's not Max Payne.

>> No.2241815

fuck not the rug.... fuck

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>>2241815

Hope you got a shamwow.

>> No.2241822

>>2241808

Just duct tape is fine too.

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>>2241808

I don't really do the constipated look very well.
Nor am I a fan of harshly muttered monologues to one's self.

>> No.2242131,1 [INTERNAL] 

Why do the roleplay faggots ruin everything.
Fucking Arcufag.

>> No.2241834
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>>2241824

...Arc...I ate both Miyako and your Stupid Succubus, but I'm still hunrgy....go out and buy me some food before I go kill someone else to eat.

>> No.2241838

>>2241824

It might've made Tsukihime more interesting, though.

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>>2241585
>>2241613
>>2241625
>>2241647

>> No.2241847

role play is so funny

oh wait it isn't

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>>2241666
>>2241683
>>2241685
>>2241691
>>2241695
>>2241705

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>>2241834

I've seen your future and it ain't looking good.

>> No.2241870

>>2241854
WITCH! LIGHTS OFF!

>> No.2241871

>>2241613
That was the only funny part of all of that.

>> No.2241873
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>>2241834

Now, now...there's no need to go about killing innocent humans for food, Shiki. One of the convenience stores were open, so I brought something back.

>> No.2241881

>>2241873

Cats can't shop.

I hate flood detection, I have nothing else to do but post on /jp/.

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>>2241854
...Do I need to kill you AGAIN in order to make you respect me and do what I say, Arc?

...don't push me. I had a bad day.

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And now, I think it's time I got some rest. I'm exhausted after all this.

>> No.2241888

>>2241705
For the record EFG didn't make this one it was me, if this hurt his feelings and caused him to stop prematurely then I am sorry

Can we still be friends EFG, you can come to my birthday party

>> No.2241902

Shuteye time. Goodnight ice faeries, miko, vampires and... miscellaneous boys with knives.

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...And that's how I found frogs in my panties.

>> No.2242131

>>2242010
Hooray!

>> No.2242131,2 [INTERNAL] 

Arcueid should be banned from the internet.

>> No.2242131,3 [INTERNAL] 

>>2242131,2
Find his house cut his internet cable.

>> No.2242131,4 [INTERNAL] 

>>2242131,2
So should you.

Faggot.

>> No.2242131,5 [INTERNAL] 

>>2242131,4
Hi arcueid

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