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Hola, Constantinas! Estoy también muy rico y atractivo hombre como usted! Lo siento por no traducir, no creo que escribir no sólo leer Inglés! Tengo perra y sexy, ella grita mi nombre "Pedro! Pedro!" como me empuje mi pene en su como usted! Me gusta oír de usted de nuevo Constantinas! (La imagen está relacionado, que soy yo y mi perra Sally!)

>> No.2239243

MEXICO

>> No.2239251

Hello, Constantinas! I am also very rich and attractive man like you! I feel it not to translate, I do not believe that to write not only to read English! I have dog and sexy, she shouts my name " Pedro! Pedro! " as it pushes my penis to me in his like you! I like to hear of you Constantinas again! (The image is related, that I am and my Sally dog)

That's pretty borat

>> No.2239257

>>2239251
its very nice!-borat 2006

>> No.2239262
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2239262

If you are going to post on the /jp/ board, at least keep the conversation on the topic of Asian culture.

>> No.2239272

>>2239262
Is there japan-themed copypasta to go along with this image?

>> No.2239278
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2239278

M-my name is Yuno, and I think every single one of you should try harder!. I mean... you're... you're all so slow and lazy and... N-NOT THAT I THINK THERE'S A PROBLEM WITH THAT but I... I think you need to do better! You're the people who've everyone's forgotten and I... I think you have the great potential to do what's right! I mean have any of you had any friends? I mean, I guess it's fun talking to people online, but you need to make honest friends! Please I don't want to see you start getting angry at each other for no reason.

Please don't ignore me. I know I have my own problems. I have a lot of them in fact. I was invited into an art school I don't deserve, and made a bunch of friends who treat me better than they should. What do you do?, other than "fapping" and "being so ronrey" which I don't quite understand, I'm sorry. I also don't get that good of grades, and I have a very good neighbor who's fun to be around (she just ate my entire supply of noodles, she's very short on cash I'm afraid). But as I was saying, you all must try and be better people! ... please? Thank you for listening, I hope.

This image is related too: It's me and Miyachan.

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2239279

>>2239272
HEY KISAMAS, WATASHI NO NAMAE WA ANANIMASU OFFU KAKUSU TO WATASHI WA
KIRAI EVERY SINGLE ONE OF ANATA. ALL OF ANATA ARE FAT, BAKA BAKA
NO-LIFES WHO SPEND EVERY SECOND OF MAINICHI MITEIRUING AT BAKA PICTURES.
ANATA WA SUBETE THAT IS WARUI IN THE SEKAI. HONTO NI, HAVE ANY OF ANATA
EVER GOTTEN ANY NEKO? I MEAN, WATASHI GUESS IT'S TANOSHI MAKING FUN OF
HITOS BECAUSE OF YOUR OWN UNKAWAIINESS, BUT MINNA TAKE IT TO A WHOLE NEW
LEVEL. KORE WA WORSE THAN ONANI-ING TO PICTURES ON HESUBUUKU.

SHIRANAI HITO JA NAI DESHO? JUST HIT WATASHI AND BE SURE TO GANBARIMASU. WATASHI
WA PRETTY MUCH PAAFEKUTO. WATASHI WAS AMERIKAN FUTBORU NO CAPTAIN, TO
WATASHI WAS HAJIMASHTATER ON WATASHI NO BASUKETOBOORU TEAM. DONNA
SUPOTSU DO ANATA ASANBOU, OTHER THAN "ONANI TO NAKED DRAWN NIPPONJIN"?
WATASHI MO GET HOMO JA NAI A'S, TO WATASHI HAS A BANGING KAWAII SHOJO
(KANOJO WA BLOWJOB WO SHIMASHITA; KUSO WA HONTO NI CASH.) ANATA WA ALL
KISAMAS DARE SHOULD JUST KOROSU THEMSELVES. DOMO ARIGATOU GOZAIMASU FOR
LISTENING.

(SONO PIC WA RELATED DESU, ARE WA WATASHI TO WATASHI NO ONNA)

>> No.2239295

>>2239272
I attempted it but the grammatical errors and lack of logic prevented me from doing so.

>> No.2239296

>>2239279

SHIT WAS SO YEN

>> No.2239301

>>2239278

I masturbated to a doujin where you were tied up and fucked by a stranger yesterday

>> No.2239303

>>2239301
Link please.

>> No.2239314

>>2239278
>(she just ate my entire supply of noodles, she's very short on cash I'm afraid)
Always makes me laugh.

>> No.2239332

>>2239278
Oh Yuno, my love, my life.

>> No.2239340

kuso wa hontoni kane

>> No.2239373

>>2239233
At least write it properly next time. It's full of mistakes, even a mexican would do it better.

>> No.2239392

>>2239233

...god, the Spangrish is making my eyes bleed. Dude, google translate doesn't make for good - or even understandable - translations.

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