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The names Constantias and your a bunch of little virgin fucks. I am a part-time underwear model who earns $80000 a year. I have modelled for Calvin Klein, Versace and Prada to name a few elite brands. What have you modelled for you bunch of small PENISed wimps? What do I do in my spare time you may ask? I am also a part-time "Player" meaning I womanize girls and have awesome sex with their 2% body fat bodies and 34DD tits all night in my highrise New York City apartment. I have rock hard pecs and chiesled abs which I love more than my parents. What do you have besides a fat gut and man boobs you sorry fucks. I get into New York City's finest clubs as a VIP(jealous bitches?) and hook up with numerous bitches, I never leave the club without a blonde-haired, tanned beautiful exotic woman under my muscular arm, the same type of girls you faggots have wet dreams about you dickheads. I bet you losers ideas of a night out is watching porn all night and masturbating over Victoria's Secret models, they are the types of girls I give pearl necklaces (thats right, i love dropping loads on big tits). Jealous, cunt?
My parents have an excellent marriage and are very wealthy, they bought me my first solarium when I was 14, unlike you sorry fucks who's parents probally divorced when you were young and lived in trailer parks, what a bunch of worthless crap you guys turned out to be.
Mock my carrot coloured skin, my clothes or my puckered lips pose and I will drop you, with my perfect body and a black belt in Karate, I will gladly hand each of you a piece of Constantias.
I get discounts at high end resturants and get 15% off all drinks at nightclubs except for cocktails.
Be jealous you pansies.
Pic related: me in the middle

>> No.2238991

Shit was so cash 2.0?

>> No.2238994
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2238994

SHIT WAS SO CASH?

>> No.2238995

Oh god it's dem Oompa-Loompas.

>> No.2238990

cool crossboard-posting script bro

>> No.2238997

Me on the right.

>> No.2239000

>your
Stopped reading there~

>> No.2239001

Reported. Hidden.

>> No.2239009

I don't really know, shit was so cash was better.

>> No.2239015

>>2238986
> black belt in Karate
/jp/-related, won't report.

>> No.2239022

Constantias is a pretty badass name

>> No.2239035

>>2239022
Only for faggots like you.

>> No.2239037

>>2238986
The best revenge is living well. I shall do so.

>> No.2239041

Somebody must make a touhou version out of this

>> No.2239040

Why does every chick make that pucker face in pictures these days? It looks so goddamn retarded. Anyway, tl;dr.

>> No.2239043

>>2238986
>>>/h/1529573

>> No.2239049

>>2239040
All three of them were puckering up for the camera. Its just them wanting to make a whacky photo.

>> No.2239053
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>> No.2239055

need the french with his baguette version

>> No.2239058

>>2238986
Sup Constantias, shouldn't you be wailing on your Pecs right about now? Peace out bro'han, much love.

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>>2239053

>> No.2239072

I always find it funny that those guys would feel the need to spend time creating a wall of text addressed to some random people on an image board.
If that was real that is.

>> No.2239074

The names Gerald and your a bunch of little virgin fucks. I am a part-time underwear model who earns $80000 a year. I have modelled for Calvin Klein, Versace and Prada to name a few elite brands. What have you modelled for you bunch of small PENISed wimps? What do I do in my spare time you may ask? I am also a part-time "Player" meaning I womanize girls and have awesome sex with their 2% body fat bodies and 34DD tits all night in my highrise New York City apartment. I have rock hard pecs and chiesled abs which I love more than my parents. What do you have besides a fat gut and man boobs you sorry fucks. I get into New York City's finest clubs as a VIP(jealous bitches?) and hook up with numerous bitches, I never leave the club without a blonde-haired, tanned beautiful exotic woman under my muscular arm, the same type of girls you faggots have wet dreams about you dickheads. I bet you losers ideas of a night out is watching porn all night and masturbating over Victoria's Secret models, they are the types of girls I give pearl necklaces (thats right, i love dropping loads on big tits). Jealous, cunt?
My parents have an excellent marriage and are very wealthy, they bought me my first solarium when I was 14, unlike you sorry fucks who's parents probally divorced when you were young and lived in trailer parks, what a bunch of worthless crap you guys turned out to be.
Mock my carrot coloured skin, my clothes or my puckered lips pose and I will drop you, with my perfect body and a black belt in Karate, I will gladly hand each of you a piece of Gerald.
I get discounts at high end resturants and get 15% off all drinks at nightclubs except for cocktails.
Be jealous you pansies.
Pic related: me in the middle

>> No.2239086
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2239086

GAY MEN!

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