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Shall we post some felonies in England this fine morning?

>> No.2232703

you're a felony in england

>> No.2232704

Still not illegal in England.

>> No.2232705

You sexy criminal offense, you.

>> No.2232716

hugging your daughter till she falls asleep is illegal?

>> No.2232725

>>2232716
Oh, this is actually illegal in England.

>> No.2232734

still no sauce on this pic?

>> No.2232735

Physical contact with anybody over and under 18 years old is illegal in England. This includes breast-feeding, giving birth, and being pregnant.

>> No.2232737

It's amazing how there are a huge amount of kids in the world these days who haven't ever even seen their parents naked.

>> No.2232747

>>2232737

THANK GOD.

>> No.2232751

>>2232737
these days parents are more scared of their kids.

>> No.2232752

I used to crawl into my mom's bed when she was asleep because my older siblings would force me to watch pant-shitting movies.

She slept naked. She's really fat, is covered in acne scars, has really greasy hair.. and fuck. FUCK SHE'S ONE UGLY MOTHER. I'm glad I got looks from my dad's side of the family or I would have killed myself by now.

>> No.2232756

>>2232751
Better this than parents screaming, insulting and beating up their kids whenever they feel like it.

God, I hate parents who treat their children like they are inferior animals lacking any feelings or pride.

>> No.2232758

>>2232752
your naked mom sounds scarier than the movies

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>>2232716

>your daughter

>> No.2232763

>>2232756
>Better this than parents screaming, insulting and beating up their kids whenever they feel like it.


yeah, now we just have kids who do whatever they want, whenever they want. Parents even try to discipline, DAD TOUCHED ME, dad gets a visit from the cops.

>> No.2232771

>>2232756
The problem now is that you have chavs.

>> No.2232782

I was bent over and spanked alot as a kid. My mother even punched me in the face when she was mighty pissed. Bruises the shape of the ridiculously huge jewel on her wedding ring, hurrhurr (you can imagine the personality of someone who'd wear a ring like that, can't you?).

Look how I turned out. I'm on /jp/, I dropped out of high school as i'd kick the shit into anyone that so much as gave me a dirty look. I have no job, no girlfriend. I have my virginity, though.

Yeah, carry on beating your kids. It'll make the world full of great people like me.

>> No.2232789

Me on the left

>> No.2232790

>>2232782
I was never touched by my parents yet I'm exactly the same as you.

>> No.2232791

>>2232782
wow, my story is basically the OPPOSITE of yours and I turned out the same. I was the asshole who hit my mother.

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>>2232789
how you doing

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>>2232695
I'll help

>> No.2232799

>>2232789
No, that's me.

>> No.2232800

>>2232791
I never hit my mother, but I was the second child who was basically left to my own devices. Usually, this meant staying home and playing the same handful of Nintendo games over and over again.

>> No.2232803

>>2232763
There are better ways to discipline people (not just kids) than to give a falcon punch and traumatize him for life. All you need to do is to convince him why is it better to turn off the TV when you are not watching it.

Do you actually NEED people to beat you up just so that you can learn what's wrong and what's right? You have a brain don't you? Think about it.

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>> No.2232809

>>2232803
Children don't.

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Obligatory.

>> No.2232826

>>2232803

The problem is that the way childlike morality works is that the severity of the crime is judged by the severity of the punishment.

ie, if you can get away with it, it's fine.

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>> No.2232833

>>2232826
Yeah, but grounding a child is a severe punishment and doesn't involve punching.

>> No.2232837

>>2232797
Might wanna get that girl checked, her eyes are glowing.

>> No.2232839

>>2232803
people need to be punished or aware of punishment for doing bad things.

You really think people don't kill eachother, or rob banks or commit any crime because they are good people? No, it's because they don't want to go to jail.

Kids need to learn that being a cunt will get you punished. And no, when I say "punished" I don't mean a punch in the face smart ass.


Now shut up and post safe for work loli

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>>2232822
Obligatory.

>> No.2232851

>>2232837

Don't worry. That's just the light of innocence. It will be gone after short term exposure to people.

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>> No.2232897

>>2232885

There are no lolicons on the internets, nor anywhere else. At all. You were lied to by a troll.

>> No.2232900

>>2232839
I don't kill people and rob banks because I'm a nice person. I commit crimes that don't hurt other people (like driving over the speed limit). Some people aren't assholes. I think.

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>I commit crimes that don't hurt other people (like driving over the speed limit)

>> No.2232907

>>2232771
- Is it serious, Doctor?
- I'm afraid it is, Mrs. Smith. I regret to inform you that you have contracted chavs.

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>> No.2232924

Meanwhile...
http://i.gizmodo.com/5168674/gps-couldnt-prevent-sex-offender-from-murder-say-police

>> No.2232926

>>2232900
When I'm outside taking a walk and you're driving 60 in a residential zone, we'll see if nobody gets hurt.

>> No.2232933

>>2232926
Driving over the speed limit doesn't mean driving BATSHIT INSANE OVER 9000 MILES PER HOUR NEAR A SCHOOL FULL OF LOLIS. Faggot.

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>>2232900

Yeah, driving over the speed limit never hurt anyone. Ever. Riiiight. ... ...................

I can't even type that with a straight face. :\

>>2232919

picture related

>> No.2232945

>>2232933

So you admit you drive around a school full of lolis do you?

>> No.2232950

>>2232934
I bet it'll make a difference whether you get hit by a car at 50 km/h (the speed limit) or 60 km/h. Speed doesn't cause accidents, stupid people who don't know how to drive a car properly or when to drive slowly do.
Yes, sometimes I drive far below the speed limit.

>> No.2232953

>>2232926
>When I'm outside taking a walk
>/jp/

>> No.2232957

>>2232953
Fine, when I'm out on my little girl stalking route.

>> No.2232958

>>2232950

So you're one of those retard old people that go around doing 20per hour in a 50per hour zone causing road rage and accidents by not doing the speed traffic is trying to move at are you?

>> No.2232965

>>2232957

So you kidnap small children, tie them up, stuff them in your basement and rape them for weeks on end before skinning them alive do you?

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>> No.2232975

http://www.sankakucomplex.com/2009/03/09/uk-bans-loli-all-children-are-victims/
is this real?

>> No.2232977

>>2232965
How the fuck did you associate stalking with that?

>> No.2232978

>>2232965
No, but there is a park near my house, so I watch them play.

>> No.2232980

>>2232975
Why don't you ask one of the 37 other threads we've had about it over that last 72 hours?

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>>2232958
I'm getting trolled big time here.

No, but when the temperature is below zero and there's ice and snow all over the fucking road I'm trying to drive carefully. Some places are too dangerous to go even 50.
Also, as I said before I usually go over the limit when it's possible and not dangerous so no, I'm not one of those retards.
Fucking troll.

>> No.2232991

>>2232980
i havent been in /jp/ for 5 days, but i assume that loli is now illegal in UK.
If loli ever gets banned in finland, im going to move to another country.

>> No.2232994

>>2232990

So you both go under the speed limit and over the speed limit at random endangering people through two reckless actions instead of just one do you?

>> No.2232999

>>2232991
It's not a law yet, just a proposal and I doubt it will go through as is, if at all.
Still sucks though, infringement of freedom ect. ect.

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>>2232994
0/10
Totally, bro.

>> No.2233008

>>2232999
The Lords will throw it out for that reason.

>> No.2233010

England as a state with its own separate laws hasn't existed for three hundred years

>> No.2233015

>>2233010
Seperate laws from who exactly?

>> No.2233017

>>2233010
The only country that England shares all its laws with is Wales and no one could really care less about that place.

>> No.2233023

Pushing a pram on the sidewalk is illegal in the UK, isn't it?

>> No.2233038

>>2233023
Not that I know of. Riding a bike on the sidewalk isn't allowed anymore, though.

Nobody gives a shit and still does it though. It's not like you'll get a patrol car pull you over and arrest you for not wanting to get hit by a car when riding a bike.

>> No.2233047

>>2232999

I love it when they try to put laws like this through:

Hey the world is full of real problems with real people being harmed in some way or killed via multiple means for various reasons that are real and all are in need of assistance.

Let's ignore that and try and outlaw completely fictional shit.

Go us.

Short version: "Hey, fake problems, let's solve those instead of real problems."

>> No.2233057

Loli is illegal anyway, isn't it?

Atleast when the character IS an actual infant, not just flatchested and short. Right? Right?

Can I download toddler stuff without getting the feds on my ass?

>> No.2233062

>>2233038

People here took that too literally. They walk on the side of the road instead of on the god damn sidewalk now. That makes me rage every fucking time I see it.

>> No.2233077

>>2233057
Yeah, pretty sure it becomes bad when the writer in question doesn't make up some bullshit and says that the loli is 8 years old.

>> No.2233099

Who gives a shit? Even if it becomes a law, do you seriously think they'll be able to enforce it? Stop being idiots who think Britain is like 1984, the cops can't do shit here.

>> No.2233101

>>2233057
>>2233077

Nope, it's legal. The issue isn't age. The issue is the small little detail that IT'S A FUCKING CARTOON CHARACTER. Cartoon characters do not have human rights for a damn good reason: they are not real.

>> No.2233102

>>2233057
in some countries, yes.
But in some places, loli is perfectly legal even if the writer calls the characters 7 yeard old.

>> No.2233104

>>2233062
I wish I lived in a place that had sidewalks. Stupid cheap ass commonwealth.

>> No.2233116

>sidewalks

We call them pavements or paths here in Blighty.

>> No.2233132

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GHIO4wqrJbM

>> No.2233151

Remember, kids:

It's protecting children when you make laws saying that you can't use real children for modeling naked and such.

It's legislating morality when you make laws saying you can't draw children naked.

One is good, the other isn't.

>> No.2233154

>>2233077
No, this is bullshit. It's not illegal in America or England, yet.

>> No.2233165

>>2233151
How is either good? There's nothing wrong if they're just modeling of their own free will.

>> No.2233174

>>2233165
If a kid has a job, chances are it's the parents who got them to do it.

>> No.2233175

>>2233165
Children can't make that choice. Parents don't get to make that choice.

Loli is good, 3D is pig disgusting. It's not hard.

>> No.2233176

>>2233165

Children don't have a free will of their own because they're dumb.

More precisely, children can't give consent to anything because adults have so much power and natural authority over them that any free will a child could have can be overpowered by them with trivial ease.

>> No.2233181

Anti-loli laws don't have anything to do with protecting children, they're all about protecting grown-ups from seeing something that would disturb them.

I would sentence every adult on this earth to reading a Waita Uziga doujin if I could.

>> No.2233193

>>2233175
Listen here, brah.

From the time my imouto was 3-8 we would make visits to the beach fairly often and I could GUARANTEE you that she was going to take everything off and run around. We told her not to do it, but she still would and my parents didn't care about it that much because she's a kid and it wasn't a big deal; that is, unless you consider sunburn life threatening.

>> No.2233194

>>2233176
Actually, it's because they are dumb and not cognizant of consequences. It doesn't matter about "adult power," just that they aren't adults yet. A contract can't exist if both parties aren't capable of understanding it.

>> No.2233200

>>2233181
I'd plead guilty.

>> No.2233203

>>2233193
So, having kids model for kiddie porn is the same as being a dumb kid and stripping on a beach because it's hot?

I heard it on /jp/.

>> No.2233204

>>2233176
some children arent dumb. Especially if they arent really children anymore, but like 15-17 years old. Most people do not consider that old kids as kids, though.

>> No.2233209

>>2233194
>A contract can't exist if both parties aren't capable of understanding it.

After working for a few years at a debt collection agency I can say that that is complete bullshit.

>> No.2233211

>>2233209
Sad truth.

>> No.2233215

>>2233204
Late teens are even more foolish because they believe they aren't stupid children anymore and assume nothing bad could happen to them.

>> No.2233221

>>2233204
If they're under 18 you're going down, scumbag.
Don't drop the soap.

>> No.2233229

>>2233221
16 where I live.

>> No.2233230

>>2233194
The reason they do not grasp consequences is that they're never taught it. This is why it's not at all rare to see a 12 year old well-raised child act more responsible than the average 20 year old.

>> No.2233231

>>2233215
as i said, some of them are not too dumb. But yeah, most of underage people are stupid, but its not like that changes at the magical moment they turn 18. I know many people who are a lot dumber than i(or my friends) were at the age of 16 (or something like that)

>> No.2233233

>>2233209
You know, if they can prove in a court of law that the person was mentally incompetent and unable to understand the contract, it could be overturned. Just that rarely happens.

>> No.2233234

>>2233203
Way to completely twist my words, bro. I didn't say ANYTHING like that.

>> No.2233240

>>2233231
It is, but the government assumes that if you are 18 you should be mentally mature enough. It's rarely true, though.

>> No.2233244

>>2233204
I don't consider 15-17 year-olds to be kids. The greatest tragedy is that we consider 18 to be some magic age where everything becomes different for all people. Then again, I hear 28 year-olds talk about how they're not ready for the world and still feel like kids, so infantilization of adults is obviously a growing trend.

>>2233209
I'm of the opinion that functional retards shouldn't be allowed to take out loans, so I'll have to agree with you that in practice it happens in society, but disagree that it should happen at all.

>> No.2233247

>>2233229
Not in pornography, sunshine; see you in 5-10 years.
If you survive that long. I hear they don't take kindly to kiddy-fiddlers where you're going, regardless of how many dimensions you claim they have.

>> No.2233256

>>2233233
Someone tried using that one on me once, so I just said to them:
"Yes, you £180 gym debt will be overturned, but you'll also spend the rest of your life registered legally as mentally ill."

They paid the debt.

>> No.2233259

>>2233247
Prison rape is not a form of rehabilitation and is one of the worst things we, as a society, allow to go on unabated.

Also, the fact that you can fuck, but not post dirty pictures of yourself, at a teen age is just one of many inconsistencies within the law.

>> No.2233269

>>2233259
If they take a dirty picture of yourself and show it only to your little friends, I think it's okay. Just don't have sex with adults or show dirty pictures of yourself to adults.

>> No.2233272

>>2233259

Shut up, Alabama.

>> No.2233275

In my homeland we don't have speed limits. You go as fast as or as slow as you want, on any road. We also have two lane streets that can turn into 4 lane expressways.

There's also 3 elementary schools near my place, but I don't stalk lolis since 1. 3D lolis look funny and 2. I don't like going outside.

>> No.2233280

>>2233275
But I thought you loved 3d!

>> No.2233282

>>2233269
No, if a child takes a picture of his or her self, and attempts to use it for profit or even just post it without cost, they're committing a crime according to the law. Even though it's their own body.

But they can somehow get naked amongst friends and fuck whoever they want within 3 years of age, no problem. They could probably have an orgy and the law wouldn't care as long as it was within a home, unless they wanted to apply health code violations.

Inconsistencies in the law and its reasoning is deadly.

>> No.2233287

>>2232803
A mind without common sense isn't much of a mind at all.

>> No.2233290

>>2233282
>post it
See that's the problem. Posting it publicly.

>> No.2233291

>>2233247
>If you survive that long. I hear they don't take kindly to kiddy-fiddlers where you're going, regardless of how many dimensions you claim they have.
This is crying out for an mspaint comic.

>> No.2233331
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The closest child to me in my life is my now 11 year old niece, she lives 4 blocks south of me and I haven't seen her in weeks, once around her birthday in January, once in December for Christmas, maybe a half dozen times all last year. Mind, this is the CLOSEST I am to any under age individual. I've lived in my apartment for 6 years, I didn't realize until almost 2 years ago that the elementary school across the street has mandatory uniforms, little girls ages 6 to 12 wearing checkered skirts etc. and I didn't care to notice for 4 years. I'm not much of a real world pedo.

But I LOVE loli. Ami & Mami? Dear god man, they're perfect! Sasami, Maehara Shinobu, Mint & Vanilla, any series with a harem and my favorite will always be the lolis. I buy shows just for the loli, Moon Phase, Cardcaptor Sakura, Taruto.

tl;dr 2d loli just doesn't translate to 3d. And I guess I'm glad of it too, I don't wanna think of myself as a pedo.

>> No.2233350

>>2233331
When you BUY shows you mean over the internet, right?

>> No.2233371

>>2233331
Back when I used to play D&D, the DM's attractive daughter played with everyone. She must have been 11 or 12 and she did seductive things like wriggle her butt in front of me and cuddled with some of the other players until her father would yell at her. I felt guilty about lusting after her, so I dropped out of the game. I saw her again recently, and she's like 200 pounds now.

>> No.2233393

>>2233371
>I saw her again recently, and she's like 200 pounds now.
AND IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT!

>> No.2233418

>she's like 200 pounds now.
Poor kid, that's what you get for hanging around (and being raised by) neckbeards.

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