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Anonymous Thu Mar 12 08:47:39 2009 No.2232488 [Reply] [Original]

Hey /jp/? You'd probably know more about this sort of thing than anyone. The skin of my member is chapped and cracked. It's quite painful. How would you suggest I remedy the situation?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 12 08:48:39 2009 No.2232490 Consult your dermatologist or urologist.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 12 08:48:39 2009 No.2232489 rub some lotion onto it

>>	White Ren !YLuFFdRcFQ Thu Mar 12 08:49:39 2009 No.2232493 Drink water, moisturize, stop rubbing your penis up against concrete bricks.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 12 08:49:39 2009 No.2232494 Become the little girl, you won't need it anymore.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 12 08:49:39 2009 No.2232499 >>2232488 <--------/b/

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 12 08:50:39 2009 No.2232500 >>2232488 /lounge/ is over there -->

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 12 08:51:39 2009 No.2232505 Go over to anal masturbation.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 12 08:51:39 2009 No.2232506 Sperm is the miracle drug. It can cure amnesia, blindness, cancer, aids, fever, fractures, bruises, and cuts. It can make the deaf hear again, can awaken those in coma, and can even reanimate or return to their places various spirits of nature.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 12 08:52:39 2009 No.2232508 This is what happens when you keep putting it in guys asses. The next step is that it will break apart and fall off. Good going faggot

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 12 08:52:40 2009 No.2232510 >>2232506 Can it bring Ed's mom back to life?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 12 09:00:40 2009 No.2232541 >>2232510 If there is sufficient volume of said miracle stuff. Should also be of good quality. Maybe a bukkake fest of all national alchemists oughta do it.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 12 09:10:40 2009 No.2232584 >>2232510 Well to create a homunculus, one does need semen as the ingredient.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 12 09:15:40 2009 No.2232615 Rub some Bengay on it.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 12 09:18:40 2009 No.2232626 File: 85 KB, 864x480, snapshot20070226150551.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>2232615

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 12 09:18:40 2009 No.2232627 >>2232488 >>2232506 Ask a friend to spray cum on your dick. Maybe you can give him wank material and he can provide the medicine. Its win-win.

>>	White Ren !YLuFFdRcFQ Thu Mar 12 09:23:40 2009 No.2232653 >>2232615 You're just fucking cruel.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 12 09:39:40 2009 No.2232693 File: 129 KB, 1024x1052, 1213171623980.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>2232615 I do. Every single morning.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 12 09:41:40 2009 No.2232698 >>2232653 It actually feels really good afterwards

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 12 09:44:40 2009 No.2232709 >>2232693 Time to rub some Bengay on my dick.

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