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2231324 No.2231324 [Reply] [Original]

I'll never throw out another umbrella again. ;_;

>> No.2231341

What happens when you throw out an umbrella?

>> No.2231347
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>>2231341
It turns into a woman.

>> No.2231351

Sounds like OP is afraid of women.

>> No.2231358

>>2231351
>Sounds like /JP/ is afraid of women.

i know, sad right?

>> No.2231362

>>2231341
Left for 100 years, it'll turn into a youkai. Japanese mythology believed that this could happen for ANY object, so maybe ZUN will make another one up.

>> No.2231368

I hate that umbrella's break so often. If mine was as cute I'd still keep it, though.

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i am a umbrella. i haev a long handle and i pick girls out of the rain w/ my tongue. if you dont repost this comment on 10 other pages i will fly into your UFO tonight make a mess of your pots and pans

(it will be very surprising)

>> No.2231404

>>2231368
Only if you have a weak, shitty, cheap umbrella.

Yours don't have that U/J bend, do they?
Pathetic.

>> No.2231431

>>2231404
No, but the majority of umbrellas that most people have are probably cheap ones. It'd be a good investment to get a better one, I suppose.

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